/cum/

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/quebec/

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>>73649311
Louisiana

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Here alone? ...again?

I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?

I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the movie…

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this is a very good keyboard and I don't regret paying $94 canadian dollars for it

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chile

>>73649350
I got one that looks just like that

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>Anime doesnt have deep philisophical underton-

一
塊
葉

哈哈哈哈

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the gf

>>73649379
Hello, brother.

Central California.

Yeah you heard me though your mind cannot understand anything more than north or south.

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*BRAAAAP*

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>gateron browns

God damn it the OP doesn't show my flag. the joke doesn't go through EUUUURRGGGGHHHHHH

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>when Oregon makes an edition 32 seconds before you do

>>73649311
great picture

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oldie

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the gf

>>73649389

driven through there a few times

I am so, so sorry, anon

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>>73649396
She's taling about ME

>>73649405
g-glad you like my flag

why is it snowing

>>73649412
99 runs through the bad part of town dumbass.

>>73649423
h-haha

>>73649429

I was tlaking about I-5

>>73649400
I've only ever used the gaterons and rubber domes. maybe someday i'll get some really good meme switches

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What did you give up for Lent, /cum/?

>>73649435
d-do you like my hand? I had to hastily scribble on it to get the new thread

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>>73649423
>>73649435
cutest /cum/ couple

>>73649398
>ass creed

>>73649440
Oh... sorry for calling you a dumbass.

I5 runs through nothing, just industrial farming which pays the bills.

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ah yes

spring

>>73649455
My virginity. I hope I can get it back

>>73649455
is that the religion thing where yall draw addition signs in dirt on your foreheads

>>73649455

I gave up the loose pocket change I had with me for pizza, does that count?

>>73649455
>being a papist
>being a christian
???

>>73649470
calgary here

have you guys had snow on and off the past month too?

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>>73649455
Being straight

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>how do you want your forecast senpai
>>73649498
yes

>>73649470
The temp here has been bouncing between like -4 and +18 for 2 weeks. Getting pretty fucking annoying.

Either stay warm or stay cold, weather.

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>>73649462
Literally

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>>73649527
>wake up
>look out window
>it's snowing
>look out window in afternoon
>it's raining
>look out window in evening
>it's snowing
i like winter but this is horrible for the farmers

>tfw no comfy snow in at least 4 years

>>73649546
what do his farts smell like

Has there ever been an interesting leaf post?

I can't find any.

Is the footfag Kraut still around in these threads?

>>73649529
the weather will always hate us

>>73649581

unfortunately

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>>73649573
>>73649581
ignore these silly questions and answer mine

>>73649560
It's better than spring when you have fucking allergies. I want to die right now.

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>>73649452
>tfw seriously considering a hhkb

>>73649606
Obviously it will mid air.

>>73649606
i feel like its gonna smack into the wall but i also feel like i'm a brainlet

>>73649610
I apparently have some that affect my eyes but it's not bad enough so I can ignore it and not use the medication recommended to me. Do the allergies go away in summer?

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Just a couple wars left

>>73649606
The wall thing depending on the air pressure in the train

>>73649632
this is what I'm talking about. I'm sorry but I cannot tell these red canadian flags apart

and yeah u r right

>>73649636
don't forget: there is no air pressing against the helicopter inside the compartment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBR6r_5DvGw

>>73649599
I like that guy

>>73649606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnXf7EJ8Qvc

>>73649606
It will hit the wall

*takes a shower*

>>73649617
I'm waiting for Plum to make their fake Topres in a weight heavier than 35g

>>73649647
Yeah once all the pollen has cleared. But right now I'm fucking dying. I keep sneezing so much my head hurts. The medication I use either makes me tired or does nothing.
>>73649655
Are you playing with Mandate of Heaven?

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>>73649569
Like the thames river

>>73649666
Yeah but that jap video shows the helicopter taking off from the train floor which means it has the momentum.

>>73649713
Yep.

>>73649684
>>73649636
When you jump in a train do you fly back?

No, you don't

>>73649726
Just wondering cause without it all you have to do is wait for Ming to explode

>>73649713
Hopefully they figure out how to make something that actually helps people with spring allergies some day.

>>73649457
yeah bud
I like it

>>73649455
my comfort

>>73649731
Confusion comes from people being grounded in the moving object, while a flying thing is flying and still separate.

>>73649606
When a ship that weighs thousands of tons floats on the water instead of sinking...well how does the water know that there is air inside the ship?

>>73649731
That's not the same situation

>>73649749
I know, anon. I've played as Qing before.

>>73649655
what year, bud?

>>73649725
this is what the truck video guys say:
When the truck accelerates, brakes or goes around the corner, the heli has to do the same (i.e. an active) steering movement. Otherwise it just hovers stationary to move along with the truck at the same speed. That's because there is no "air resistance" inside the truck. Therefore, the heli is in a state of steady motion; physically, this is perfectly equivalent to a stationary hover - in fact, you cannot even tell the difference from inside the truck (because the heli seems to hover stationary while in reality it simply moves along with the truck at the same speed).

>>73649764
thanks. I have not seen ur hand but im sure it is a good hando

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prepare your assholes

>>73649777
Buoyancy

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>>73649379
hello please teach me chinese, it's too hard for me

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GOD DAMN IT WHY WASN'T I BORN A JAPANESE MALE OR FEMALE. ITS NOT FAIR /CUM/ I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN A NIGGER

WHY IS GOD SO CRUEL

>>73649749
>diplo nuking Ming before they fixed the stab hit for breaking royal marriages

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READY YOURSELVES MEN
>>73649812
THE DEMONS OF HELL (Australia) ARE UPON US. STAND TALL AND TRUE, AND PUSH THE BASTARDS BACK!

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>>73649812
Hmmm?

The resurrection of a holy man, perhaps?

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>>73649791
here you go
don't show anyone

>>73649812
its been easter holiday since Friday

also someone explain to me the origin of Americans not celebrating Easter. I thought it was the kinder egg meme thing because they have laws against those, but it's something else?

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>>73649786
Guess

>>73649777
nice get, god.

>>73649859
2050

>>73649835
>>73649783
I've gotta get back in EU4. I've just been having too much fun with CK2 lately.

>>73649859
I don't usually play eastern nations so I don't have a good frame of reference. I'm guessing 1650.

>>73649835
Fixed? What's the stab hit now?

>>73649891
>What's the stab hit now?
It's the same but the AI doesn't get a stab hit. People used to royal marry Ming, insult them, and repeat until the Mingsplosion happened and then steamroll China within 50 years

>>73649891
It's 1673. I haven't really expanded westward for a long time. Most of my time has been waiting for truces with Ming to end. I don't think I'm going to blob much this game. Everyone in India excluding Vijayanagar pays tribute to me.

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>>73649859
What is this game? Can you build a harem of consorts ad concubines?

>>73649928
EU4.
>Can you build a harem of consorts ad concubines
It's mostly focused around the state instead of roleplaying. If you want to roleplay as a ruler with a harem of women, play Crusader Kings 2.

This thread needs more Fuck Drumpf.

got some creme eggs from the store

and fuck white people

>>73649961
I'll give you some creme pies if you nawamsayin

>>73649961

reported to the FBI

Fuck Drumpf

Sorry chums, I thought the thread needed it

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3 MINUTES AWAY FROM EASTER FRIENDS

GET READY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQuBOdStf0o

LET'S DO THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcJ5WQSamQ

>>73649943
Sounds like Crusader Kings 2 is the better game

>>73649961
oh thats right it's almost easter

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>>73649974

How does the universe remember where it puts things?

Where is the goddamn hard drive?

>>73650011
It's a pretty fun game.
>tfw my Khagan of the Mongol Empire was killed in a ritual attempting to make him immortal and reborn as his own son

Jacked off twice today. Get on my level.

>>73650030

twice a day is an off day, m80

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>>73650021

>>73650030
rookie numbers

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>>73650010

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Stop watching pornographic films.

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forgot the pic again

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HOLY SHIT IT'S HERE

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LEAFS WIN
MARKHAM RIOTS WHEN

>>73650021
nice get faggot.

Normal people should never drink as much as you.

>>73650030
ive jerked off 6 times in a day before
all you can do when you dont have a life

>>73650067
What is?

>>73650021
It uses a RAID-10 configuration that updates locally via mesh network.

Scientists who still think quantum entanglement is a phenomenon are too short-sighted to see that an atom being in two places at once is just just the mirror updating.

Gonna have the bf finish on my face tomorrow

>>73650021
it is the hard drive maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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>>73650097

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I thought we were going to get stomped by a coordinated euro/aus spam attack.
now i feel like an idiot

>>73650030
Bout ready to go through my porn magazines.

Yes you heard me, magazines... something about printed porn that seems so much dirtier and desirable than internet shit.

I'll finish by playing 10 videos simultaneously from pornhub.

I'm still pretty sure I'm not gay. I just like banter.

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>>73650097

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Hey America
:)

>>73650110
meant for >>73650094
time to hide in shame and watch samurai jack

>>73650110
Why would they be going by American time

>>73650109
It's only right that we do this on the day of the LORD's ascension

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>>73650130

>>73650110
the goal was to get you hyped for an attack and then do nothing so you're left feeling empty

>>73650135
i thought the world operated on east coast time

>>73650155
well... they sure got me

It's officially Easter on the East Coast, lads

Happy Easter to all of you. Please take at least a few moments during the day to reflect on the significance of the Resurrection, even if you don't personally believe in it.

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>i thought the world operated on least coast time

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im back

>>73650190
it's actually pretty heavy on me right now as i am in the middle of a rather deep saturn return

things are looking up

>>73650193
more like BEAST coast

>>73650049
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
no noise now

How do we educate /int/ that americans do in fact celebrate Easter?

Might buy a penis pump for 4/20

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>>73650228
>depriving the 3rd world of their fun

>>73650231
Bear in mind that if you somehow die, your family will go through all your shit and will end up finding their son's all stained and reeking penis pump.

unironically think firefly was a good show

>>73650228
>How do we educate /int/ that americans do in fact celebrate Easter?
it's not about whether or not you celebrate Easter, it's about how it's celebrated, specifically about how Americans barely celebrate Easter. They unironically view Christmas as more religiously important than Easter, and they view Easter as essentially being nothing more than National Hershey™ Day.

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>unironically think firefly was a good show

i hate everything

>>73650267
>having integrity
That's cute

>>73650288

>They unironically view Christmas as more religiously important than Easter

well duh, everybody knows Santa > Easter bunny

>>73650228
Easter?

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>>73650281
Take my love, take my land,
Take me where I cannot stand

>>73650267
>bear

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>liking a tv show I don't like

i wish we'd have a civil war just so life wouldn't feel so empty

I know what i hate and what to avoid, but i dont know what i actually want out of life 2bh buds

>>73650352
>>73650353
same

>>73650353
my brother

>>73650327

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

>>73650353
I just want an asian gf

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>tfw you've got everything together but everyone else is a mess

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>>73650305
Even me?

>>73650369
Those pants are too tight for you

>>73650389
>Tfw everyone around you seems fucked in the head but then you remember you're fucked in the head too
Feels strange man

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>>73650389
nobody has anything together
your perfectly organized life is made of nothing but lines in the sand

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Where the FUCK were you when our lord and savior arose from his grave?
>>>/o/17026901

>>73650418

how dare you compare an /o/ autist to /our guy/

there will never be another adonis like him

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Reminder that im the best poster here.

But dont worry, i love everyone of you equally, i dont have any favorites.

When was the last time you saw God

>>73650405
I'm too tight for you

>>73650369
flaming

what a shitty thread

>>73650440
yo mama

>tfw the proprietary ethernet port in your laptop gets compromised and you just put $100 of stickers on it

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>>73650450
dum homo poster

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>tfw you are the wife's son

hi cum sempai I have a question about my engrish
I work at apparel shop and there are tons of foreign (gaijin) customers cuz it's located in tokyo. since I can't speak engrish well, I'm always embarraced when my engrish doesnt make sense.
what should I say "do you have anything to return?" and "please use face mask(to protect your makeup) naturally?

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>>73650455

mmmm thats my catchphrase sweetie

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>>73650512

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>>73650561
not you/10

ahahhahahaa doing the laundry guys

>>73650553
what a shitty catchphrase

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>>73650586

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Why is /cum/ so slow right now?

Saturday nights - sadly - are often the most busy.

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>>73650608
>reverse google image search
>Best guess for this image: girl

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>tfw the anime you like has hardly any porn made of it

>at a party
>start talk with some buzzed Mexican girl
>she starts talking about her 2 jobs, 3 kids, and husband who can't afford college
>had this depressing slurred voice the whole time

Currently trying not to sleep on the toilet while posting

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>>73650637

>>73650643
>she starts talking about her 2 jobs, 3 kids
>do a 360 and walk away

I dont like people

and to protect your makeup is just tatemae, our honne is don't soil our fucking clothes

>>73650660
poser

>Fruits and vegetables: 8-10 servings a day

Why is it impossible to be healthy?

>>73650652
Do you shave your thighs? That seems like a huge pain in the ass. Also are you spanish or mestizo?

>>73650681
literally have only eaten pizza and leftover pizza for the last two days

>>73650672
youre right
i wouldnt mind a qt gf
then again, i would have to deal with her cryptic emotional bullshit, so maybe not

Hey, Ameribros!

>>73650700
Living the life 2bh

>>73650710
There's nothing cryptic about women. Emotion is the absence of logic.

>>73650713
Hola compadre

>>73650713

sup

>>73650690
It's not too much of a problem since I don't grow much body hair to begin with

I'm Spanish tho

>>73650713
h

>>73650622
/cum/ is filled with normies

>>73650690
Waxing your hair off is the best method

Shaving will cause your skin to get pimple like bumps that burn like hell

>>73650746
Forgot your frog image

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any other floridafags on tonight? pic related is my dinner, it's all premade from the publix deli

>>73650721
Well you dont enter into a relationship in the fist place because it's the logically correct thing to do. It's supposed to feel good, but women make up problems because they get off on drama.

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>people still is congay on the pics

FOOLS

>>73650771
>you dont enter into a relationship in the fist place because it's the logically correct thing to do. It's supposed to feel good
But logic feels good

>>73650727
Hola, como estas?
>>73650734
Not bad, I slept for 13 hours and soon I'm taking my gf out.
>>73650740
ey

>>73650750
Have you tried Nair?

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>>73650782
Who is it then?

>>73650787
No, sticking your head up your ass and living a lie feels good.

Been hanging out in the hallway at this party for 20 minutes posting

Already fucked up 2 conversations and the drunk Mexican girl keeps feel talking to anyone she makes eye contact with

/brit/ is where most the action is

the original cara poster also posts there under a dutch flag

>>73650792

f*cking normie

its easter

>>73650807
Why not just pair up and fuck. that's what theyre all there for anyway

>>73650798
Nah that's just escapism.

>>73650812
Kind of rude!

>>73650794
I don't tend to trust "As seen on TV" products. What is your experience with it?

>>73650652
so are you like a cross dresser or what

>>73650796

The first pic idk but the one with the black and pink thighs is some dude from Montana.

>>73650827

sorry

its been a long day

>>73650836
I understand, anon. Take a few beers and it'll get a lot better.

>>73650836
Long day of wageslaving probably. Fuckin normbo

>>73650846

no beer here, just the hard stuff

>>73650809

Im the original Caraposter, i have always been.

ah yes conway "staunch christian conservative by day gay trap by night" arkansas

>>73650828
I haven't used it. I heard that it burns the mucus membranes if you use it near sensitive parts

>>73650834
>the one with the black and pink thighs is some dude from Montana.
I wonder where he went

>>73650855
have some of that on ice than, or put it in tea if it mixes alright

All seafood is shit

>>73650855
Well try it with moderation, anon.

Going back out

Bye /cum/

and stay out, you normie fuck

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>About five months ago Yossi Jacobs, a young Israeli, sat down and wrote a letter to God. Yossi had recently become an atheist but his words had the tender tone of a love letter. “I miss you terribly, though I know that you never existed,” he wrote. “You were a friend, brother, father, educator, partner and lover. You were everything for me and you never left me alone.”

>>73650860
Yo yo yo
I'm a christian by day
But by night I'm gay
This is arkansas poster
straight from conway

>>73650881
Get my five dollar fill up while you're out

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Isn't it embarrassing that China has 5000 years of civilization but it was NA that perfected their food in our brief history?

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>>73650834
True conway isnt cute enoguh to post his thighs

>>73650898
Exceptionally bad post

>>73650896
Secular Jews deserve to have dirty diapers thrown at their cars

>>73650861

He probably stopped posting because you kept posting his pictures as your own.

>>73650898
Exceptionally good post
>>73650904
>no BBQ pork

lmao @ you

>>73650904
""""""""""""civilization""""""""""""""

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>>73650911
I am cute, I am!

>>73650916
He stopped posting before that

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>>73650898
represent PA straight up!

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Me and the gf

>>73650926
nu-uh lair

>>73650935
VAPED

>>73650918
>eating pork

You do not have culinary credentials to criticize me

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>transferring files
>time remaining: 67 days

>>73650792
Muy bien, gracias. Estoy esperando al australiANO.

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>>73650938
This is me

>>73650904
>civilization
eating dogs and shitting in the middle of a literal food court in Vancouver doesn't count as "civilization"

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>>eating pork

>You do not have culinary credentials to criticize me

I wish I had more than tap water to drink

>>73650904
are those chicken balls?

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>This is me

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THIS is me

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>>73650979
drink up bud

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>when you gotta piss but somebody vomited in the bathroom doorway and left dried blood on the door handle while you can hear a guy leaking liquid poo from behind the door

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This is me.

>>73650980
yep, NA haute cuisine

>>73650997

I finished off my jug of milk a week ago

>>73650998
Just sit on his lap and go dude

>>73650998
piss into an old cup and leave it in front of the door

>>73651002
Hi

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>>73651008
time to clean this mess up. hose it all down.
four birds in one stone

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This is me

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this is me

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>>73651029

>>73651003
we don't have chicken balls here

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This is me

i smell HP sauce

Do women actually have vaginas or is it just and internet meme

>>73649455
Fapping to feet

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No more indigenous people in our bills now, only dictators.
Is this progress?

>>73651038
>sup bitches

>>73651044
what's wrong with the chinks in your area? do they not desire money?

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lonely

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3MFbhwfEXU

>>73651063
looks like a barnes and nobles coupon lmao

>>73651076
*unzips dick*
Maybe this will cheer you up

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>>73651063
>carranza
>dictator

COMMIES /OUT/

>>73651064

WE FLY

NO LIE

YOU KNOW DIS

>>73651063
are the notes plastic though

that's the real question

>>73651076
you can join the crew as a 3rd wheel if u wan >>73650010

>>73651063
There's no more indigenous people left in Mexico. They all jumped the border years ago

>>73651067
I don't think chicken balls are a thing in the US
we have general tso's chicken, but nothing like that

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Happy easter my dudes

>>73651116
>easter
Speak english

I wanted dairy queen but I knew if I ate more fast food I would hate myself so I walked to counter balance the bad food. 4 miles total. not worth it because I ordered a burger plain but they gave me one with a bunch of nasty stuff on it but I got it to go so I was long gone before I realized it so now I'm kinda frustrated.

now I'm either going to watch sandy wexler or a mike birgiglia comedy special

>>73651116

whats easter?

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>>73651116
>my dudes

>>73651126
>passing up DQ
baka

>>73651107
woah this is news to me

they sell like hot-cakes here

>>73651126
>dairy queen hot food

end your life

>>73651129
A celebration, perhaps?

>>73651076
come visit me

>>73649311
EXCELLENT thread

>>73651164
Okay see you in like 8 hours.

Jesus shouldn't have had to die for this

>>73651194

t. daily blasphemer

>>73649814
*Cantonese
Racist

>>73651139
what are you talking about? I also had tendies.

>>73651141
I don't know what this means either

>>73651076
don't visit those jerks. I'm closer. just take a ferry through the sound

>>73651194
>jesus
>dead

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>>73651207
>tendies
good boy

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>>73651191
it's a long one
did it over spring break

wrote in my journal that i wish i could die