This edition is consecrated by God and given auspices by HM.
anime
Vote Conservative
anime
hangover already starting
not done drinking yet
Every post below this one is Halal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I
need a bf
>>73646494
>you're racist but you just don't want to admit it
I'm literally black. I plan on going back to the motherland when I can. It's more racist on your part that you think my people should leave my country.
When did I say I had a problem with halal
lib dem surge
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Thoughts on Gib??
>>73646490
>>73646490
>>73646490
My wife
fantastic showing for reddit flags so far, shame about the yanks
>>73646495
the royal oak is a Tory symbol you insolent little meatball
>>73646564
if you've got a cig shortage hmu we gotchu
I did it, /brit/. I succeeded. I managed to finally make out with a British qt after 3 months of hard work. By next week I will probably fug her for the first time.
Her Newcastle accent makes me hard as diamond, the hardest metal known to man.
post your shitty OC recreations of Easter the Toad
the cat's making a racket again
>>73646469
Sort of had difficulty figuring out which was which in the 1800s. I read the wiki on Whigs and it said some shit about supporting absolute monarchy and feudalism, so I just went with that.
>>73646564
It's tax haven leeching on the GB branding
>>73646570
Is there a redditflag renaissance foin on? Must say i wish i wasnt having my easter fmily fun time nd entertaining this excitable whelp who wont shut the fuck up about pokemons
>>73646593
good lad x
Like the contrast you can find in brit/pol/
the whigs were the original radical centrists
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
haven't read /brit/ in a month, what did i miss
>>73646564
its not about the UK owning it, its about spain NOT owning it
>>73646615
that tunnocks teacakes lad is still around? impressive
>>73646602
ok then
>>73646615
>desu backwards is used
woah...
>>73646629
Killed off the Irish
>>73646610
nonce
got some tendies with hp sauce to dip
>>73646633
Clueless as ever, Leaf. Fuck off to your own general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YMTmzKK1bc
tim got a new guitar
>>73646629
I'm have become regular now. People call me either
>El Salvapoor
or
>Lel Salvapoor
I'm known for my love towards everything Scottish.
>>73646655
God bless him.
>>73646649
pablo
>>73646615
>britain
isn't that just england?
>>73646655
>buying a fucking les paul when he cant even play a fucking chord coherently
christ almighty
>>73646629
tim got a new guitar and his boiler's broke
>>73646655
It's giita
>>73646610
tell him all about Weepinbell please
>>73646648
>>73646629
Poleaboo was run over, tim was sectioned
>>73646667
I've seen you one other time and I'm here daily
>>73646655
aren't gibson les pauls thousands of dollars?
>>73646681
What's wrong with his boiler?
t. sometimes install boilers
>>73646676
Okay, UK doesn't own Gibraltar, it's not part of the UK, you utter dunce.
>>73646679
baby boomers are obsessed with les paul
>>73646655
wasnt he having a meltdown over raising the money to rent a new flat
then he goes out and buys a les paul?
>>73646667
ethiopialad still around?
>>73646655
well it's a nice guitar but he hasn't suddenly magically got good
>>73646593
Why the fuck is she in your hellhole?
>want anything from the fridge, anon?
>Okay, UK doesn't own Gibraltar, it's not part of the UK, you utter dunce.
>>73646695
nah not all of them, some of them are but there are others made by gibson that are relatively cheap
my dad has one but i tune out every time he mentions it
>>73646602
lezz listen to some ch00ns
https://plug.dj/-6777277049537746227
>>73646709
yeah
>>73646629
janny left completely, we're alone in this world
need an arse gf
>>73646695
depends on year of manufacture, pick-ups etc but they can easily pass like $2000 USD for base models.
>>73646695
Depends. You can get a standard for about £1500, maybe less.
is tim a literal millionaire
how much scitzobucks does he get?
>>73646719
that's clearly the freezer side
>>73646694
>>73646732
>spacers
yeah no thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5fRRfKsr6U
fascinating how tim can constantly fuck up
>>73646740
umm he's not a schizo?
>>73646684
He says it lives in the jungle and eats people
>>73646655
What THE FUCK is up with the camera
Leaf gets BTFO
In his embarrassment starts hatposting
>>73646740
wish i could afford a gibby q-q
>>73646700
it's moreso that he dropped that amount of cash to get one even though you could literally become better than him with a guitar in less than 5 hours.
>>73646740
Schizo here I get 750 pounds a month
really not liking my life as it currently is 2bh lads
want to pause this thread and take a poo
>Want a sip?
>>73646780
what's wrong senpai?
can't believe there's any way in hell the nazi rally pictures of the crowd aren't edited. it looks like there's more people in the pics than the population of germany
>Leaf gets BTFO
>In his embarrassment starts hatposting
>>73646773
tell me about schizophrenia; why do you hear the voices?
>>73646773
not bad
>>73646780
buy a 2006 Pontiac GTO for $14,000
That's my plan at least
>>73646732
rate my ex's ass. she is spanish
>>73646780
maybe you should do something about that
Cute!
>>73646788
its easy to make a few thousand people look dramatic
and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like i like you
>>73646783
a sip of cara's warm urine? why yes, yes i do
Stop smoking marijuana
>>73646762
tell him he's wrong and he has a lot to learn if he wants to be a true master
then give him some bug and say "I bequeath unto thee, Bugglbor"
>>73646815
>>73646783
>her knickers are made up of spaced bands and you can LITERALLY see her fanny
very much hope this becomes a trend this summer
>>73646735
http://www.guitarguitar.co.uk/electric_guitars_detail.asp?stock=160902301908008
this one looks like tims
>>73646698
it's got a leaky pipe or something
it's not producing hot water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkDnV69A4-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5fRRfKsr6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZCASiTwako
Stop seeking control
>>73646822
Pastor Pete told me to stay away from the Devil's Lettuce. I don't fuck with that savage cabbage.
>>73646789
i'm a different poster you absolute spastic
>>73646802
>ass
FOY
also that filename is pathetic, give your head a wobble kid
>>73646542
whenever i buy a 6-pack to get drunk, i find my enjoyment peaks around my third beer, after that i just get tired
>>73646790
I don't hear voices I just get weird visual hallucinations and delusions like thinking my family is fattening me up to eat me
Why don't you like her ?
>ywn have supergirl play with your balls
>>73646831
cara looks like a man with breast implants to be honest
>>73646833
jesus fucking christ
what the fuck is wrong with tim
Roko's basilisk is a thought experiment about the potential risks involved in developing artificial intelligence. The premise is that an all-powerful artificial intelligence from the future could retroactively punish those who did not help bring about its existence, including those who merely knew about the possible development of such a being.
>>73646863
that's a small willy
i wanna lose control maaan
*tries to talk but only squeals a bit*
>>73646811
look at this shit
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1492306681661.png
(ignore the trumpkin shop)
that's like, 200 thousand people
>>73646833
i'd say that would be his, i doubt he knows a thing about custom pickups and that sort of shit seeing as he can't even transition between two chords.
>1700 pounds
wew
>>73646880
bigger than yours though, dicklet.
>>73646869
what isn't wrong with him
>>73646832
that would be pretty uncomfortable, its probably just a beige-colored cloth under the bands
>>73646894
wtf? i love sjws now
>>73646856
>6 pack
>to get drunk
you know, I reckon tim would be a pretty good target to rob
he records his entire life on the internet so you could track when he's going out shopping
you can see what his house looks like so you can easily break in through his door (one of them's largely made of glass)
all you need to do is time things right and you could steal all of his stuff that's worth anything
just drive a van up his driveway
lmao
>>73646906
yea and?
Germany had like 80 million people then
>>73646914
ah fucks sake
>>73646857
>delusions like thinking my family is fattening me up to eat me
how does this work exactly? by calling it a delusion you recognise it's a delusion so how does it impact your life exactly?
>>73646908
8x6 here
>>73646919
When are we starting?
>>73646856
>a 6-pack
>to get drunk
Enjoying Australia m8?
>>73646927
I just can't
Is Tim just some sort of comedian? Does he know he's literally using the worst possible thumbnails?
>>73646934
You don't have them all the time, but when you enter a period it's all you believe and no one can convince you otherwise
>>73646906
I thought jews were clever, you seem a bit dim
this is 50,000 in pic, and pretty irrelevent. the largest rally in history was 20 million
>>73646856
>i buy a 6-pack to get drunk
get the fuck out of my country
>>73646936
centimetres, aye. fucking dicklet paki bastard
>>73646919
don't reckon he has much worth robbing apart from his guitar
>>73646927
nazis only got 37% of the vote
why would they get such huge rallies
>>73646906
well they got millions of votes by the 1930s
the KPD (communists) regularly had rallies over 50000
>>73646927
must have smelled really bad there
>>73646857
shouldn't have smoked weed then you utter degenerate
>>73646824
He made me bring up the wiki page
He was talking about victreebell
>>73646927
>Germany had 80 million people then
>>73646991
Never touched it in my life
>>73646919
>>73646940
Capping these posts and any other relevant ones incase anything happens to him
>>73646948
he doesn't actually know how to use youtube or computers in general that well
he just lets youtube set a random thumbnail for him
>>73646948
youtube does those automatically
>>73646974
he's got 2 guitars, a computer, lots of camera equipment, at least 2 pianos and a tv
>>73646976
maybe because they took over the entire country because a certain someone has a die
>>73646994
just made some bit twiddling programs in python tonight reading art of assembly, want me to post them?
>he wants me to shit on him
>how's that work? well he buys me a curry, and load of crack cos crack makes you want to go to the toilet, and yeah i just shit on him
christ lads. Cannot imagine this life.
>>73646837
Damn, sure wish he could hold a camera still so I could see what he's talking about. So far I'm on the second video and he's talking about taping over a water leak (not an option) and something about his outdoor lights working.
Just made it through the 3rd video and I've yet to actually see the boiler.
>>73647001
Please no
I don't want the MI6 on my arse
... Swipe down achieved. Mr Team Moose sir ...
>ywn have supergirl fart on your balls
>>73646998
smoke it then and it'll cure you
>>73647005
his laptop is a piece of shit, his acoustic guitar is worthless, his piano is too big to move out the flat and his tv is old worthless
camera might be worth a couple of hundred quid
>>73646976
everyone loves a good show
and like the modern day most people didn't vote or didn't really feel THAT strongly about the other parties, especially once Hitler started coming through for Germany and putting on flashy shows like this
>>73647016
Sure mate,go ahead
>>73646918
>>73646943
>>73646971
yes yes i'm very impressed by your drinking prowess but i'm only in it for the temporary rellief of existential anguish
>>73646992
If he's under 9 yo tell him about the time you met a squirtle near the beach havin a chat with a kiwi on the south island
Tell him they're rare but that they can be found across NZ and he should keep a look out
>>73647007
hindenburg?
>>73646863
can outclass that willy anyday 2bh
>>73646961
so do you lose the ability to think rationally for some periods? can you not think "it seems overwhelmingly as though my family are fattening me up to eat me but that wouldn't make any sense so they probably aren't doing that"? what is your thought process during these periods?
>>73646802
more pls x
anyone remember the cuckio meme?
>>73646994
in 1939 they had a population of 79 million
close enough
in 1946 it was 65 million
>>73647043
yes
I'm just saying that a potential thief could easily do some research on tim and rob him quite easily
hmm
note to gchq: I'm not actually planning on robbing tim, I'm just speculating on his naivety
>>73647069
Who did you expect?
>>73646880
>>73647072
he's having sex with a famous qt with that average willy and you're posting on /brit/ with your big willy
>>73647032
ffs he's good looking lol
>ywn have supergirl ride you like red rum
>>73647075
Yeah but it's more intrusive thoughts that bombard you. All sorts of ideas flood your mind.
Sometimes they make me really happy, sometimes I start to think I've discovered some master genius invention. I sat for five hours straight drawing random patterns on a piece of paper thinking it was a new invention I was coming up with and crypted it in my own language so no one would steal it. It was using insects and fusing them with ions or something like that
business idea: section all schizophrenics and move them to isolated communities
Just lost an argument to a Canuck lads
>>73647123
bender
>>73647123
haha gay
>>73647128
who took these pictures?
>>73647136
>>73647146
stop being homophobic
>>73647118
>with your big willy
guarantee they're dicklets.
>>73647131
like in the prisoner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tra3Zi5ZWa0
>>73647107
>>73647123
homo
>>73647131
They already made a place like this in Yorkshire
https://youtu.be/xKoVg8gZUDY
>>73646495
why do depressed people come on 4chan? read any book or go to a counselor and they'll tell you to try and have a support network, implicit in that is not having a network of negative influences, can't think of a more negative group of cunts that anons.
business idea: fusion insects with ions
>>73647118
*whips it out*
*drops it on the table*
*THUNK*
Yea, AND?!
i swear, /his/ is dumber than /b/ sometimes
>>73647128
>annie (((leibovitz)))
think 190kg is actually a proper in the closet bender
10pm and I still haven't eaten today
Nothing sounds appealing
>>73647056
this one tells if a number's true of false (accurate for number's storable in 16 binary bits)
def isNeg(i): return (i & 0x8000) >> 15
returns 1 if it's negative, and 0 if it's positive
this one converts character digits to integers
def ctoi(c): return ord(c) & 0x0F
this does the opposite
def itoc(i): return char(i | 0x30)
>>73647163
Seriously, the bullying against German members of this community is getting way out of hand, especially since Germans are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in this board.
Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only German man who finds it hard to take pride in his own country after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my heritage from insecure losers here. Why not bully Swedes or Americans? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our peaceful little country? Italians get bullied less than us and yet we are the purest whites in Europe.
Like when its not just banter, when a meme is repeated over and over again, repeated systematically, it eventually becomes a truth irregardless of the intentions in repeating it. And that isn't just jokes any more then, then its harmful!
Would you call a German man a "cuck"(not true at all) to his face? Would you say to a kind, peaceful and hard working salt of the earth German man that they are a "cuck"? Would you say those words to your fellow white brother? Are you starting to feel ashamed now? You fucking degenerate?
You’re destroying national pride, you’re dividing whites against each other, your doing the opposite of what you claim to support when you engage in this incredibly abhorrent behavior. So I encourage you to stop now.
>>73647133
I saw that
>>73647130
i guess it isn't at all but that sounds really cool lol; your life must never be boring
do you ever /brit/post when you are having an episode?
>>73647204
didnt read any of thi
>>73647204
Wouldn't have that problem if you guys didn't ruin Europe 3 times now would u?
HOWLING at this image lads
>>73647195
Haha good job mate!
*goes and talks to someone else*
>Germans will die out in your lifetime
>>73647185
nah he's just welsh
>tfw I will never please a lady with my below average willy
why even live?
>>73647206
>do you ever /brit/post when you are having an episode?
All the time but /x/ is better because you actually believe all the conspiracies and like you said it doesn't get boring.
business idea: buy my schizophrenic sister an expensive guitar and tell her to make some youtube videos
going to bed lads
can I get a "good night"?
>implying we ruined Europe
We would've made it better if you didn't stand in our way you faggots
>>73647232
playing secret hitler with the irl friends
would rather be alone at home
>>73647253
I honestly don't get how you can play guitar everyday for years and still be shit if not worse than when you started
>>73647258
buenas noches
>>73647257
Take a look round lively old London
Buzzing crowds we sweat and we revel
Red-cheeked shouts and songs
In the flicker of the gaslight
Eager Blighty bursts from the cobblestones
Racing, climbing blooming fertility
Born from secret seeds
That were scattered in the nighttime
London is fed upon the meat of the dead
They're one shallow inch below the town
Underground
Underground
Leave them underground
Them that whispered dreams that only poisoned us
Them that told us lies of their bravery
Them that preached of progress, and put us in the poorhouse
Them done horrid murder on bloody stages
Them that loudly crowed their humility
Lords and dames that sung in the chapels on a Sunday
All quiet now.
Their mouths are stopped up by mud.
They lie flung in rags and make no sound.
Underground
Underground
Leave them underground
Those who fought for something better
Those who taught by how they lived
Loved ones taken long before their work was done
Underground
Underground
Leave them underground.
Underground
Underground
Leave them underground.
>>73647261
>destroys the roman empire
>destroys christianity
>destroys the napoleonic empire
>singlehandedly turns a minor european conflict into a full scale world war
>causes world war 2
>is now currently destroying europeans
fuck off you dumb hun
>>73647258
I hope you don't wake up, cunt
What day is it?
>>73647275
Program THIS!
>>73647237
all right good night
>>73647296
Saturday still
>>73647296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiBX-ESFDF0
need to stop getting angry over imaginary internet points
hope I wake up to world war 3 tomorrow
>>73647261
Your country decided to side with the Japs who then attacked us over trade issues
Your country decided to go to war with pretty much everyone twice.
Your country decided to import the pakis
Guess which continent is doing fine without any of that bullshit? (Hint: it's mine)
>>73647301
>that shoe
nonce creeper or fedora creeper?
>>73647252
whats your political outlook?
i hope im not boring you with the questions. schizophrenia fascinates me
>>73647309
need to get angrier
>>73647291
The fat lesbian looking black guy is what makes this picture
>>73647319
>Guess which continent is doing fine without any of that bullshit? (Hint: it's mine)
>your continent decided to bomb the guy who is fighting ISIS the hardest
Germany is actually my favourite European country
>>73647319
>North America
>doing fine
Howling
>>73647293
>destroys a degenerate,oppressive,assimilative, rotting regime that had a lot of problems as it was
>Creates a new kind of Christianity that's better in every way
>destroys Frenchcucks
>tries saving your asses
>now gets insulted
Fuck off as well dumb brit
>>73647275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2KwQ4eM2A
apparently your dick grows 1 inch for every 5kg of fat you lose
>>73647332
Centrist but leaning a bit to the right.
>>73647344
>better in every way
>keeps forgetting how to have children
Roaring
>>73647341
>bauhaus
good lad
>>73647344
>Creates a new kind of Christianity that's better in every way
protestantism is one of the reasons why the white race is dying
>>73647352
you saying christian bale was sporting a 15" whopper for the machinist?
>>73647319
>USA
>laughing at Germany
You're in so much deeper shit than we are
>>73647332
Centrist but leaning a bit to the left.
>Saif Abu Bakr leader of vetted #FSA Hamza Div. accused of spending $200,000 sent by US to pay fighter salaries on new Range Rover
ahh abu al-deano
>>73647340
Bombed some airforce resources when he started gassing civilians with them, yes. We've also been bombing ISIS for years.
>>73647343
>UK
Hows that article 50 situation coming?
>>73647389
We do what we want, thanks.
>>73647332
changed me mind, i'm a fasco-communist
They released 13 studio albums between 1962 and 1970. They were busy boys!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles_discography#Studio_albums
Need a 2b gf
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492010174905.webm
which one of you lads is this?
>>73647422
>we do what we want
Essentially what's leading to everyone hating you
And to you hating yourself as well
>>73647422
It's coming fine mate?
>>73647429
she dies lad
>>73647431
shant
I don't have schizophrenia. Nor have I bipolar. I have not cancer, HIV, cataracts nor Attention Deficit Disorder.
>>73647431
he's not me
but he's very like me
everyone in this thread has a very minor form of autism
enough to cause issues but not enough to cause serious concern and isolation
>>73647453
Just upload her into another android
>>73647375
Protestantism is the affirmation of the West, and I say this as a Catholic.
desu I may not agree with them but they were necessary and important.
I think artists like Durer make this point most abundantly clear, especially this painting in particular says a lot about both the German and ultimately the European mindset as opposed to "oriental" ideas.
the reason Durer's painting is so important is because prior to this only Jesus would ever be portrayed as "facing" the 4th wall and thus the viewer, a statement that "Christ is Truth"
Durer, being an arrogant German, painted himself like this, thus proclaiming "I am Truth"
a powerful symbol of what was to come in the German Renaissance.
Germans would go from brutish footsoldiers of the Pope's armies, to true enlightened men not seen since ancient Greece.
>>73647493
wrong
>>73647493
i know you are but what am i
>>73647436
>everyone hating you
They'll still take the dollar, don't care at all.
>>73647437
class
only took a year and cost a leader
>>73647493
>not enough to cause serious concern and isolation
So why is it that way
>>73647508
Only because the EU is making things difficult
lads
you ever notice how most lesbians look like kim jong un
@73647515
>>73647493
I think you might be right but I feel labelling people as "autistic" when they only show mild symptoms is a self fulfilling prophecy and not a good thing. i feel it justifies abnormal behaviour
>>73647493
>not enough to cause serious concern and isolation
jokes on you i am extremely isolated
>>73647531
the term you're looking for is butch
>>73647530
ye fair enough
take your country back
>that punch
HNNNNNNNNGGGGG
lads, just got erect.
goodnight cheshire
>>73647558
>this nigger thinks kim jong un is a butch man
Can only imagine the STATE of you
Do the psychopath test lads!
I got 4.7 out of 5 haha
http://personality-testing.info/tests/LSRP.php
>>73647431
is this thailad?
>the pornstar who did the /tv/ porn is on babestation
what the fuck
>>73647582
that's not what he's saying you dumb fucking cunt
jesus christ
the state of you
>>73647531 was talking about lesbians
IE: WOMEN
then >>73647558 says "butch" is the term he's looking for
HEY DUMB ARSE
HE'S TALKING ABOUT BUTCH WOMEN
NOT BUTCH MEN
fuck off
@73647620
Someone get this hothead out of here
>>73647568
gender equality in action
>>73647620
thank you lad. some people are a little slow in the head
>>73647618
find it mindboggling that i share this place with specimens who watch babestation
>>73647642
i dont want to watch hardcore porn
Present day
Present time
>>73647568
terrible placement though
>>73647591
I bet akaris panties smell like pee and strawberry
>>73647663
that's where you learn the best moves
>>73647663
neither do i lad
but babestation?!
mental to think this whisky is older than most of /brit/
>>73647674
>Bildschirmfoto
What the fuck Canada?
You can ride pokemon in the new one, like riding a horse
/lat/ and /brit/ are the biggest OC creators on 4chan outside of /tv/
>>73647591
2.8 and 2.7 desu
>>73647687
some of them aren't the plastic surgery monstrosities la
do NOT shame me
why do rugby lads get so much status in uni when in reality they're absolute dog shit at their sport?
>>73647699
On Sun and Moon?
>>73647699
yeah, like a horse, or your mum
>>73647705
Edgy
why didn't you swipe down...
>>73647699
I enjoyed S&M honestly
need to replay with an all-bug team
rugby lads *suggestive winky/smirky/horny emojis*
>>73647591
You score for primary psychopathy was higher than 69.77% of people who have taken this test.
You score for secondary psychopathy was higher than 93.62% of people who have taken this test.
I also have a wicked sense of humour.
>>73647591
2.7 & 2.7 lmao
didnt answer anything really psychopathy anyway, bit confused.
>>73647737
yours was edgy
you arne't a psychopath you just picked the edgy options because you want to be one
>>73647671
i think its great placement; enough to give her a shock but not badly injure her. dont like seeing people badly injured.
>>73647591
this shit is rigged senpai
Might buy a 3DS
>>73647741
Dodgy name init
Is it fun
Can you get Mew
>>73647714
t. jealous stick runt who wears bomber jackets
business idea: wank then sleep
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>>73647789
Thanks for taking the test lads
>>73647757
Dunno honestly,would need a psychologist to find out,but then again why is it necessary
>>73647591
2.5
bang on /radicalcentre/
>>73647789
T W I S T E D
>>73647766
bad for the thrower of the punch. aside from meme ways of fist clenching, a forehead punch is probably the easiest way to break a bone in your hand/wrist/arm from throwing a punch
>>73647697
muh immersion.
Ich studiere Deutsch an der Uni.
>>73647591
seems normal I guess
>>73647591
3.1 and 3
>>73647679
>that head
what is this hidomari sketch?