/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

can't trust a person who likes the office

it's sunday

I like hockey

73645316
shan't be fooling me

it's lauantai retard

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>sell products
>mark them as "-50% off"
>watch as the masses buy them at 150% of the normal price

>>73645333
What's the product?

>>73645377
tim's

Gonna do it buds

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>have to wake up at 4:30 am to get to work at 5:30 am half an hour before we open
>on easter

Heh, I remember my days being a minimum wagie..4 am bright and early and then days til close

Then I learned about quantum physics, and now I own this world

>>73645612
that's the consequence of living in a country that doesn't celebrate easter

>>73645612
That's what you get for being a wagie.

>>73645612
On when?

im unhappy

deathnote is horrible

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I'm back

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>>73645879
*unsheathes Death Note*

What the FUCK did you just say?

>walking past the local hockey arena
>hear loud paki music coming from within

don't much like the current state of affairs buddies

Why is /cum/ dead

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time for dinny

>>73645612
>Erica Hartmann
Patrician taste.

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Fucking Y*nk chads, stealing my glory. I should've been the one to create USA! Not them!

*cries*

Why is /dixie/ so easy to troll

>>73646761
who

>>73646781
The general

reddit and boring unfunny pseudo-intellectuals the thread

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>reddit and boring unfunny pseudo-intellectuals the thread

>>73646813
I'm not British I'm from Quebec

fbbbttthhphhhhhh---peeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-ffpblttbtlllbtlblblbblltttbllbtt ..... plumpbfkbpfllpfbt

*blocks your path*

>brits

Just ate a Philly cheese steak.

Ask me anything.

join us for some chill tunes

https://plug.dj/-6777277049537746227

>quebecois

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>73646865

desperately NEED a Quebecois gf

america is 80% white

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>73646945
Nope and you count north africans and arabs as white
fucking lmao

how hard would it be to make an underground bunker on your property?

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>>73647030
wrong

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*pffffffptptptptptpt*

There are way too many Arabs and Indians in my college.

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>>73647071

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I am smerter than you shitposters.

>>73647162
your a sudo intelectal

>>73647030
says who

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shortly after he never posted again

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Wish they'd do one full season of Seinfeld set in modern day Tbh

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the new bf

>>73647233
probably got married and is living on one of those mormon farms and wearing magic underwear

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heh

>>73647264
maybe she never came back from her trip

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>>73647233

You guys were super rude to him.

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>>73645908

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Has America become the thing our forefathers feared the most?

I'm beginning to think we are

Tyrants.

when your new gf refuses to fart in your breakfast every morning

>>73647430
don't ever post again

>>73647440
Don't tell him what to do

>>73647461
I dumped her too

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REALLY wish I lived in a cabin lads

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>>73646945
CIA tells it how it is

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there isnt one SINGLE cute girl in my italy exchange group

>>73647512
are there nice girls

just made an ikea desk and am now shitposting from it

>>73647512
picked the wrong exchange country bro

>>73647512
just take the interpals pill and start violently shitposting at hundreds of qts around the world

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>>73647512
here is a vid of tay tay looking like a confused cat to cheer you down for good

>>73647556
taytay is fucking retarded ahahaha lmao gottem

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>I only get (You)'s if I'm being a massive fucking faggot

>>73647545

I tried for england, but all the stupid art/liberal studies majors with their 3.5 GPA in Womens studies won out

>>73647408
No, we're not tyrants. Tyrants are rulers who don't respect the people of a certain nation. Tyrants can be of varying types, from imperialist colonizers such as Spain or Rome, to plain old conquering bullies like Alexander or the tyrants of Athens. (Yes Alexander wasn't actually a nice guy, even to his own people).

USA, is not a tyrant, we respect people's independence as a nation so much that we would screw over other people just to help them.

Therefore we are effectively not tyrants, but actually, assistant insurrectionists.

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>>73647594


the downtown suburbs are more beautiful than I thought they were. too bad they only extend like 5-6 streets

@73647602
maybe you'll remember to stay in character next time

>>73647644
ye
we need more really tall building desu

should I get a razer keyboard?

>>73647664

if you're stupid enough to even consider getting one in the first place, yes

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>>73647619
>we respect people's independence as a nation
Yeah no

We're tyrants

>>73647646
I don't have a character you stupid poopface

>>73646253
*unsheathes Katana*
*teleport behind you*
Psssshh...nothing personal...weeaboo

>>73647664
Get a HHKB

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>cute
>italians

>>73647664
yes they have exclusive LED's that make the keyboard run faster

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>>73645260
Its saturday though

>>73647662
have you looked at the lands they are flattening to the outer west and north? they are making a ton of new developments not for students, but for alumni who want to move back. I'm more of a small building kinda guy but yeah if we keep building up tall buildings we could become a major city between pitt and philly.

also the current president wants to make this huge building by the arboretum that'll be like an art museum, engineering museum, planetarium, etc. all into one giant thing that will attract people from all over

Are Northern Italians white?

>>73647711

you misunderstand, these are burgeresses also in the international program

break that ho stick em up bitch we dont give a fuck snpa that money tell me bout the money bitch you know I keeps it low. ya motherfucker. sittin on that real ya heard me ya heard me.

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>>73647740
dont fall for the memes

>>73647740
the new mexico poster firmly believes so. he even specified some city that divides white italy and not white italy

>>73647777
Why are you obsessed with him?

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>when the benzos kick in

>>73647690
Helping rebels depose current rulers can be considered tyrannical, if the rebels themselves turn tyrant against their own people.

I wouldn't say we're tyrants, we' just sometimes help the wrong people, then because of that, mess up things, and then we leave.

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>>73647728
>a fuckhuge museum of everything right by the arboretum
I can dig it.

>>73647795
He has a crush on him.

dude xanax lmao
arizona iced tea
prentending to like anime and yung lean

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>>73647795
>not being obsessed with bad posters

Arizona iced tea is the patricians drink

Give me attention.

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>>73647811
Please stop attempting to justify the forced regime changes of foreign nations to more US friendly administrations for the express purpose of pacifying an area for resource exploitation

A life so sweet
Her heart so true
Well I’ll be there beside you baby watching it all fade to blue

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>>73647845
What a godawful poster to have a crush on. Get some taste.

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>>73647795
i'm not 'obsessed' with anybody. I just have a mental need to monitor people I frequently contact online or in real life and build up their psychological and behavioral profiles in my mind. I'm not even 'obsessed', that's such a bs word. I've only been screenshotting only SOME (not all) of his posts for like 2 weeks. I used to dedicate my resources far more to clack san poster. the only person who I wouldn't evaluate is centre county poster cause I am near him so why observe online

>>73647899
have you saved any of my posts?

>>73647898
what can I say, angry white people are my thing <3333

>>73647921

other than those shorts, I knew a guy just like this in high school

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There is nothing wrong with doing yoga

>>73647899

Whats my profile anon?

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>There is nothing wrong with doing yoga

>>73647887
american foreign policy is the worst, only achieves short term gains at the expense of long term disaster

P.S. the select all mountains captcha needs to die by 59 Tomahawk missiles

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>>73647940
the entire swimming team at my highschool was these guys down to a T

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>>73647887
I'm going to have to silence you if you won't cooperate. This is what's best for America. Deal with it, civilian.

There's nothing wrong with yung lean

>>73647956

I know nobody here actually does yoga, but Kukkutasana is ballbustingly hard to pull off

You only improve your life if you practice yoga daily

>>73647921
Seems like any random guy from my high school.

>>73647676
>>73647698
i have a 75$ giftcard to bestbuy and the widow is the cheapest mechanical they have

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>american foreign policy is the worst

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*waits for my truce to end*

did yoga once in high school and I was sore for 3 days

>>73647994
All of the turtle poses still scare me a little
I'm afraid I'll move too quickly and break my arm getting out of it

>>73647899
this is all a joke centre county poster don't be scared of me pls

>>73647821
whether you dig it or not, our tuitions will help dig its foundations

>>73647917
not yet because most canadian flags accept mixed race quebec poster are very similar in appearance, so I sort of assume you are all a hive mind collective that post in a similar fashion. I may monitor you one day if you prove a great enough threat to my (you) stream

>>73647965
a poster that shapeshifts his online persona not to fit in, but to in fact stand out and piss everyone off (or at least try)

*fucks u rite in ur bum*

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>I will gladly pay more than $15 for a keyboard

never did yoga because i'm straight

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>I know nobody here actually does yoga, but Kukkutasana is ballbustingly hard to pull off

I'm kind of curious now as to what your profile of the New Mexican poster is

>>73648061

nothing in that picture has anything to do with yoga

>>73648026
I'm a little upset

>>73648047
my flag is pretty unique and I've been here forever. I think you just don't like me.

>>73647974
It's not only foreigners that Washington seeks to pacify fyi

>>73647988
(You)

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>>73648047
>a poster that shapeshifts his online persona not to fit in, but to in fact stand out and piss everyone off (or at least try)

ill take it

i do yoga 4 times a week because i'm straight

My lifelong best friend died

I started snorting oxy pills because they convince me that there are some happy times

My sister called 911 when I tried to kill myself

im so fucking dnoe with i9t, i had some xanax and i just need to fucking DIE FUCK

>being able to suck your own dick isn't yoga

>>73648026
sorry for being too real for you

america would a much better country if not for her interventionist foreign policy

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>>73648088
okay I'll cut the shit, I don't follow you because you are not geopolitically relevant to me. I cannot physically reach you anyhow and am far more focused on Paha's land, and the balance between the MATO defense pact and the ever-more-unstable pacific empire. you are a small nation that is barely a satellite of greater quebec and as such the bucks higher officials ruled it unnecessary to expand our surveillance there. when we finally reach detroit we will though

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>>73648112
>I bend my body four times a week
>I'm straight

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>sorry for being too real for you

>>73648137
gonna download that picture

>>73648132
>ever-more-unstable pacific empire
Shut up, nerd. It's perfectly stable. The Cascadian poster is just an insane homeless man screaming at passersby about Cascadian independence

>paha "its not gay if Im a top" Sapa questioning other's sexual orinetation

haven't seen oyster bay around in a while

>>73648159
>The Cascadian poster is just an insane homeless man screaming at passersby about Cascadian independence
thats every cascadian autist

>>73648166
Maybe he would have a case if he wasn't a fucking virgin lmao

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>>73648166
I question nothing, yet question everything

Ave Maria

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>>73648159
>>73648159

Do you realize the pacific empire has a rebel army and the biggest crime organization right?

73648159
73648184
horrid posts

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>>73645260
How do we stop the eternal threat that is the leaf?

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>>73648183
He got drunk last night

Probably getting drunk again

On Easter Eve no less!

>>73648159
weren't you literally threatening to embargo his region to force him into line? that does not sound like a small incident to me. try all you want but you cannot hide the proud spirit of the cascadian people that MATO may or may not secretly aid in the future

also bucks is accepting qt hipster refugees

also SMAURAI JACK IS ON 2nIhgt

>>73648056
Mechanical keyboards are nice

>>73648209

global Maple syrup embargo

>>73648209
You can't. We're coming.

>>73648116
Don't do it anon

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>You can't. We're coming.

>>73648206
>rebel army
Lies
>biggest crime organization
We use them to keep the black man down. They work with us.
>>73648224
I said we'd embargo them if they tried anything. Cascadians don't want independence.

gonna create a poop golem and teach the jews a lesson

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>>73648215
I like old me

It looks the best because I will die sooner

>>73648250

Im gonna get one of those caps for the sheer meme value

Fuck /cum/ the coworker I've been crushing on since day one I think likes me - he tried tickling my armpit awkwardly but I'm legit austitic and weird and never talk and I'm fucking scared and sort of hope he stops if I just ignore him
Fuck me

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>i watch samuraiddit jack

yikes

>>73648166
that's true though

>>73648223
I did that last night. first time I've ever been drunk

>>73648250
Have my Kekkles and Shekkles Goyim.

>>73648269
convert to Islam and behead him

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>>73648260
best post itt

>>73648269
Ur u a girl???

>>73648252

EZLN

>>73648269
grab his dick, he will stop immediately

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>>73648269
>he

>>73648252
I would be bothered by that, but deep down I imagine a beautiful love story between a californian dick and a strong but firm cascadian hipster woman (this shit is NOT based off 50 shades fuck OFF). I can explain the plot further but I think that's the extent of everyone's interest

>>73648291
nah he's actually a good person I just don't like the attention it freaks me out

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>>73648269
>he

Sorry lads, I've held it in too long I have to let it out: Fuck Drumpf

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>>73648243
the doctors sent me to a fucking ward last time i went for help and was honest about my feelings
what choices do i have?

pic related if you dont think im serious

>>73648298
Yes pekka
>>73648302
Don't guys like that though

chune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUja5B8ei2U

>>73648353

*starts a slow clap*

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>>73648269
>reading ur posts like pic related

>>73648269
next time draw your firearm (keep at 3'oclock IWB) and DEMAND he back off because it is your GOD GIVEN RIGHT not to be harassed by tyranny or tickled

>>73648302
They're a meme who only exist because the Mexican government is ineffective. They'd be wiped out by the Pacific Empire.

>>73648359

Yeah, people like getting their genitals touched in public.

Just grab his arm or something.

>>73648359
Ill marry u for 4 es
Tell your parents im coming

>>73648355
>They let you have plastic bags
It's shit

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73648269
>I'm legit austitic and weird
what a poor fabrication

>>73648359
Grabbing a man's dick hard is not fun, only less he's a masochist. Hell, squeeze his balls and he'll drop like a sack of potatoes. Don't squeeze too hard though, or you could pop them.

>>73648367
I'm just going to ignore it hopefully he doesn't touch me again or it's going to be awkward
>>73648397
I've never had anyone like me and honestly I don't like it
I think I'm an asex

I'm really liking Toronto so far t.b.h.

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>>73648269
Are you a girl (female)?

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Me on the left, Conway on the right

>>73648433

t. Apu Dharmet

>>73648405
there are lots of ways you can kill yourself in a ward

>>73648400
I'm an adult pekka
>>73648418
I thought it was normal to grab hard dicks
>>73648439
Yeah but weird so a guy

>>73648433
go home

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>>73648433

>>73648424
just be forward and say don't touch me. guys appreciate it when you are forward with them. I know because I was petting my female friend's arm while I was half asleep and kept hitting her boob with my outer wrist so I finally said "I don't know why I touch you", and she said "it's perfectly alright. I don't mind"

what I meant to say was that it increased my attraction towards her but I was like too much of a sissy to say it

>>73648424
>asex

hate this meme, so you never have felt like gettin fucked huh?

Anyway, just grab move his arm and put a serious face, he will understand you dont like it no need to be awkward.

>>73648439
WHY
are
we
a
dog

>>73648456
He meant grabbing dicks hard as in grasping it firmly.

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>>73648467
symbolizes the city perfectly well

>>73648456
Not grabbing hard dicks, grabbing his flaccid penis and squeezing it like a stress ball. Hell, grab it hard and fucking pull with all your might. You might get lucky and tear it off.

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>>73648484
>grasping it firmly.

>>73648474
>>73648468
So there is noway to go about it without being a dick unless I quit

>>73648461
i'm here to steal yo women what you gonna do about it?

>>73648355
I don't have a great answer other than I was in a similar situation and didn't wanna keep waiting it out to get better either. But things did get better, partially because of luck and also because I never stopped trying to get my shit together. I failed a lot but I kept at it. Just don't stop trying I guess is what I'm saying. And don't be afraid of failing either.

>tfw no awkward girl coworker to grab my dick

what we need to do is round up all the gays, and put them in guantanamo bay

>>73648506
not like I had any women in the first place

>>73648500
>being a dick
since when is telling people to stop touching you a "dick" move? what state are you in where the social climate is like that? I need to know so I can avoid that state for good. get the extra flags add on NOW. It's not being a dick, it's standing up for yourself

>>73648500
>"Hey bud, do you mind?"
That's it bud

>tfw hammered drunk lying in bed

>>73648484
>>73648494
>>73648518
Sorry for shitting up the thread hopefully it all fizzles out I'm hoping nothing happens tomorrow

Thinking about switching to Firefox on my tablet so I can install reddit flags

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>>73648526
I've always wanted to lay on a Cuban beach, drinking martinis and listening to distant tunes while the surf tickles my toes

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>>73648526

>>73648551
>shitting up the thread
>everyone's shitposting
Nah, you didn't shit the thread up. Hell, I've asked /cum/ for hugs when the Canada hate gets a little too much.

>>73648565
just ignore him babe he don't even KNOW our star power

>>73648500

Why the fuck would you quit your job? Cant you just assert the situation and be like "sorry if i was rude i just don't like being touched but i do enjoy your company" or some shit like that

starting with the south dakotans, waterboarding would be a daily ritual

Tfw tyronetta gf to violently grab your dick

>>73648500
I mean if you like the guy just flirt with him unless you don't know how. Honestly though, a lot of guys find girls being a bit awkward or shy cute.

TIL pretending to be a girl gets the most replies

I'll brb in 10 mins, going to finger my pussy until orgasm

>>73648565
redpill me on mansex

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>>73648585
But I don't know how to use a surfboard

Maybe you could help me?
You're Californian after all

Pizza hut is shit

>>73648588
No*

40% of cali posters are female

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>anti-dumpf protesters are still out
why wont they go away?

>>73648595
london?

>>73648508
I have been told this so many times and I keep waiting and waiting but things just keep getting worse and worse.
I'm really glad you got out of it though, don't waste your life. I should heed my own advice but I'm not a smart man.

>>73648618

I wish

>tfw cia is turning into a fag
not the bro I knew

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>>73648618
T-that's not true....I-i mean if it was that would mean that I have a 40% chance of being a girl....I-i'm not, though!

>>73648612
y

>>73648589
>>73648584
I never thought I'd have a chance with him because he is out of my league and would talk about all these hot girls whatever I like the fantasy more than actually being with anyone
>>73648581
I'll hug you since there is no touching on the net
>>73648544
>>73648541
>>73648595
Night fags

>>73648654
dunno what can it hurt?

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>>73648660
BLBLIUSELBJEISJLIEJ WHY ARE WOMEN SO BETA WHY AREN'T THEY LIKE 5'9" AND 150 LBS ON AVERAGE LMAO JUST LIKE LIFT OR SOMETHING YOU PEOPLE ARE SUCH BETA

>>73648660
Just try talking to him.

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>>73648635
>turning into

I've seen you with your hair down at least five times
And always wondered
what makes a man commit crimes?
But even I would sometimes
If it weren't for the likes of you

>>73648635
wasn't that anon banned forever ago and stopped showing up

>>73648726
this

>>73648671
It's easy to find people to fuck but HIV is a concern

idk what else you want tbqh

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Oyster Bay is here

I smell him

Hot girls or cute girls? I prefer cute girls desu.

>>73648726
no, he's the guy asking about gay sex a few posts up

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>mom just sent me a text meant for my sister demanding a guy's number
on high alert f am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM

>>73648747
everyone prefers cute girls
everyone else is lying

>>73648747
Not like you can get either one lmoa

>>73648755
the real CIA is gone tho

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I got fucking schmacked

>>73648747
cute.

Hot girls are almost always sluts or bitches. They are good for looking at, but that's about it

>>73648764
indeed.

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>>73648765
Drunk on Easter?
tsk tsk

>>73648765
>watch shit like this before coming to college
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csrOXSf6EXY
>imagine myself being the cool quiet guy at parties
>instead I'm here
paradise lost

>>73648764
yeah he died a long time ago.


if ags ever shows up again he ows me a authentic cartel beheading

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>>73648743
Wait how the fuck did you know almost exactly when I got here

>friends were going to do something on Easter
>they cancelled
>parents were going to come visit me but since I had plans they didn't
>spending it alone instead
WORST OF ALL THE GROCERY STORE IS OUT OF MINI EGGS

>>73648787
At least you have me

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55 minutes till /cum/'s demise, how should we prepare? I'll board the windows if you guys unlock the next rooms. get to the perk a cola machine fast

>>73648738
well ok

>>73648823

whats so special about 9 PM?

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>>73648747
CUTE
U
T
E

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>>73648800
I'm an expert spy

(I saw you in the Periwinkle thread)

>>73648809
>WORST OF ALL THE GROCERY STORE IS OUT OF MINI EGGS

There is literally zero easter shit in my town. Went to 4 different stores and all sold out. I JUST FUCKING WANT SOME CREME EGGS

>>73648826
Is there anything specific you want to know?

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>>73648834
STOP laugh posting this is SERIOUS. we are gonna get demolished by the REST OF THE WORLD

>>73648787
parties are fucked
you have fun for a few hours getting drunk
and you meet people that you have to pretend you don't know later

does some kind of event happen at 9 PM?

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>>73648848
Periwinkle!

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>>73648866
Easter on the relevant coast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8GVtXfATtI

b-b-bash the f-f-fash g-g-guys

>>73648898

whats an easter?

>>73648863
yeah I hated the few I went to. the worst was this awkward social where everyone just stood nigh-frozen and tried to talk to each other over deafeningly loud music while clutching their drinks like a CIA black site captive getting a sunny d

>>73648851
there's only expensive stuff or weird brand easter candy left. there were some creme eggs left but they were all those weird oreo ones and even then there were only a hand full left. I didn't know people went so full out on candy for their kids.

>>73648855
nah I guess not

have a nice holiday tommorow

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>>73648910
The resurrection of a jew?

>>73648928
You too

ate a whole thing of Lindt eggs today. the suggested serving size was 3 eggs

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CIA is a latent homo, I believe it's fairly obvious. I remember he used to ask guys to post dick

>>73648972

he's also an avid anime fan

>>73648903
>Dress like thugs
>Cover your face
>Use violence and intimidation against people you disagree with
>Claim to be "anti-fascist"
>?????

These people have to either be the more deluded people on earth or they are being paid to do this. I think it's a bit of both tBh

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the gfs

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>>73648903
>california isnt autistic
Wtf do they put in the water there? I never even seen anyone protesting trump here even outside his tower

>>73648903
srs question, why do more extreme politics tend to happen on the west coast? if either of those groups rolled up here people would just laugh and think they were crazy homeless people

>>73649022
>>73649031
I think there are fewer established social norms further west because they were settled later

just set out the mother of all bait threads lads

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r8 my hairline out/10

>>73649066
>>73649060
?

>>73649066
Is it about Vietnam?

>>73648990
>telling some people about the group
>have to describe them as "this fascist group that claims to be anti-fascist"

>>73645260
It's saturday you mongs

>>73649091
average joe/10

>>73649122
sshhh we time travel

>>73649091
JUST SEE EYE EH MY SHIT UP

>>73648969
suggested serving sizes are stupid, they only exist so they can make their product less horrible calorie wise

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Piggeh

Who's this Esther guy all the other countries keep talking about? Is it his birthday tomorrow or something?

>>73649175

*seizes the oats*

>>73649175
looks like u lmoa

>>73649175
I remember I was at the museum and I saw the stuffed buffalo and I immediately thought "buffalchub"

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>>73649218
yee

>>73649202
this is me akshually

>>73649201
Dumb commie

Of course the first thing that comes to your mind is Animal Farm

>>73648056
something around 40 bucks is good if you don't want ghosting

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>>73649117
I really have a hard time believing they aren't just a bunch of right wingers pretending to be lefties because I just can't fathom how fucking retarded someone can be to base yourself around being "anti-Fascist", but all the while dressing like, acting like, and using the same tactics as fucking Fascists.

Blows my fucking mind. Big part of me thinks a lot of them are getting paid by Soros though.

>>73649091
fug I dont actually have gray hair

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>>73648903

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>something around 40 bucks is good if you don't want ghosting

>>73649274
Leftie and rightie have no real meaning, anon.

It's just crazy people believing they're right and that people who disagree with them deserve physical pain. They're basically muslims, but with hipster origins.

>>73649287
/pol/ discovered that this girl has done porn

>>73649287

SHEEM'd

>>73649311
>>73649311
>>73649311

NEW

NEW NEW NEW

>>73649331

>>73649331

>>73649331

NEW NEW NEW