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A celebration? edition
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An island in the south pacific, perchance?
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no anime
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>>73642180
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cara
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>>73642180
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>>73642180
good lad
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life is a blast when you know what you're doing
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doing a sad
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me and the bf
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Easter?
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>>73642180
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>Only thing i want in life is a flat to myself
>Cant afford it
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>This guy is apparently 5'8

Am I being trolled, looks like a literal midget.
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can't wait for the janny to wipe out this thread and with it, my bollocks, which i have placed underneath a hydraulic hammer triggered when this thread 404s
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39612095
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need a bf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS-bWDwPonI
Was there in britain a children's program to wish them good night and 15 years later give them nostalgia feels?
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anime
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>>73642281
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Look lads
He posted it again
How original
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>>73642281
we blow americans to smithereens hehe
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>>73642281
ROR
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>>73642281
this is going to be one silly war
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>>73642281
bloody hell
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had sex thrice

been bummed once
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>>73642253
>work 45 hours a week AND go to tech school night classes on company dime
>city prices are still ABSURD

We also have some real estate operations, you can make a mortgage payment on a nice 3 bedroom house in the suburbs for what it costs to rent a cramped 1 bedroom apartment in any half decent area of my city.
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Who here yet to put their willy inside a female ?
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Me and the lads
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>>73642281
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CHARGE HERE
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>>73642324
hot
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>>73642232
i could just pinch those cheeks for hours
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>>73642331
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>>73642281

I hope we take in alot of Korean rapefugees(females) when it all kicks off desu
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>>73642331
not me

done it many times haha
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>>73642324
indeed this is me

so i've shagged 3 girls

and got shagged once by a guy when i was drunk

not even gay, but this puts 25% of my sexual activity as homosexual, which isn't great for a straight person

got to iron that one out
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>people keep saying i look like a child
not exactly fun
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>>73642281
JUST
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>>73642334
what the
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>>73642281
rip every single engineer who was related to that project
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>>73642334
tommy robinson is jewish
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>>73642326
If i move out the city ill be subjected to depressing hour(s) cramped long train journeys to souless deano commuter 'burbs
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>300 posts in half an hour
>at midnight on a Saturday
THE UTTER STATE OF OUR LIVES
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business idea: original curry potnoodle but just the powder and nothing else
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>>73642334
what the fuck LOL
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>>73642281
What are they on about now?
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>>73642381
worse, he's (((Irish)))
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>>73642281
Why are northerners always the most pitiful polarity
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>>73642334
shrieking
what is the context of this
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>>73642331
it's nowhere near what you think it is desu
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>>73642334
kek

https://youtu.be/fzelss9zVls?t=80
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thoughts?
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>>73642357
4 10 7 5 7 2 1 8 9 3 6
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>>73642331
me
i imagine it feels wet and weird
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>>73642409
Is she ok?
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>>73642410
Just a few lads at the footy
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i imagine that australian who started the easter meme edged all year in preparation for today

wonder if hes busted yet
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>>73642388
(just buy a car)
I'm about to buy a 3rd vehicle 2bh
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>>73642454
Shat herself
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>>73642456
crease, are they muslims or anti-muslim asians or something?
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>>73642391
why do normalfags feel the need to go out when it's saturday, or sunny?

like flies to shit, honestly
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>>73642452
so...this...is...the....power.....of....normies

woah
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>>73642446
and warm
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>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself
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>>73642363
>and got shagged once by a guy when i was drunk

how does this even occur? if it was your first time wouldn't it hurt like fuck? wouldn't he get shite all over his dick?
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>>73642446
nah, but blowies feel a bit weird
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>>73642452
Ah yes germans
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>>73642454
looks like her legs are prosthetic or something
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pakis

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2tGqP2go9Q
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>>73642497
was hammered with my gay housemate
ended up in bed with me
he started touching my knob
was going to shag him but went soft at the thought
he offered to shag me
i was well out of it so i said sure for the memes
hurt like fuck, not enjoyable at all, do not understand gay people
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just stopping by to say that there better not be any anime posted in /brit/ otherwise there WILL be trouble...
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>>73642460
Cars are expensive to run and traffic is clogged + congestion charge in ldn
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>>73642497
shag could just mean make out

need a lot of prep otherwise you get shit everywhere as you said and it would hurt
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>>73642281
What, were they trying to bomb us?

Not sure if I can even be mad about that attempt.
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>>73642522
SCREECHING
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>>73642533
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>>73642522
>do not understand gay peopl
but you're gay???
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Rogan cuisine best cuisine
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>>73642522
did you get poo on his willy?
what was it like after that? tbf if i was a gay bloke and i bummed my straight flatmate i would probably take the piss a bit
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>>73642231
quite funny
>>73642236
why lid?
>>73642244
no
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>>73642533
piss off mum
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>>73642522
unless he was a literal pencil dick, how in the fuck?
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>>73642522
Post brexit broken Britain
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>>73642533

oh yeh, what are you gunna do about it
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>>73642560
did a howl
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>>73642522
u r gay
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>>73642563
Christ I wouldn't want to be on his podcast and him fart in that room
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>>73642452
sat this on the hodge twins
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>maisie
>rosy
>daisy
Noticing a pattern here with Britains best girls....
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>>73642533
who is this anti anime woman?
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>>73642561
i'm not mate
that destroyed any scrap of curiosity i might have had

>>73642565
didnt bother to check his willy
he was well annoying afterwards, thought i was bi and just hiding it because i was embarrased
all my mates found out and took the piss

>>73642577
dunno mate i dont really remember much
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>>73642558

this happened to me at uni. A girl asked my name and I gave my full one. Said nothing else the whole lecture. never spoke to her again. I dropped out the end of that year.
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>>73642618
Fuck off Randyman
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>>73642624
dont forget stacey (dooley)
>>73642630
stacey "weeaboos belong in zoos" dooley
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>>73642498
describe it?
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>>73642558
wing place didn't give me ranch last time i ordered
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>>73642645
Battyman
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>haven't got a single easter egg
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Really want to buy a gf a strapon

She did some prostate massages

Just worried because she mentioned that i enjoyed her fucking me. More than me fucking her
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>>73642661
honestly you dont feel much whilst it's in their mouth, just that your knob is stuck in something hard and warm (roof of their mouth is hard)
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>My time with Karen has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about her general optimism and energy but also her irreverant, youthful style of humour and her ability to show compassion forward those who shared her "feels dess". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the anime" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nonces, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of banter and funposting. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than Alice
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>>73642656
kek
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why is /brit/ so normie but /britfeel/ so robot
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>>73642624
sophie > daisy > rosy > POWER GAP > maisie
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>>73642630

Our Stace. She's a southerner though so it's best to avoid listening to her speak.
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>>73642558
>name on order?
>timothy james byrne
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louis "the cuck" theroux
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNrqip2J7-k

what the fuck
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once got a finger up the bum and it just felt like i was going to poo the whole time
do not understand how gay sex is enjoyable for the bloke receiving
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>>73642656
I feel you lad. I've also had the one DISASTER conversation that puts an end to a relationship.
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fucking love stacey dooley
want her autograph
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>>73642535
Cars are less expensive than living in the city and there is no congestion charge here.

Traffic can be an issue in the city itself but our roads are generally built to accommodate large amounts of cars and there isn't traffic on backroads.

I also just don't have the patience to live in the city 2bh. It's full of obnoxiously weird gaybois, there aren't enough parking spots because everything is an unnecessary loading zone, crackheads keep asking me for money while I'm trying to work with a fucking crane, etc. I feel like the 10 minute drive to downtown I have now is a good compromise for my lifestyle.
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>>73642696
/brit/ is not fully normie read some of the posts in here
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>>73642696
hmmm.........why is the thread on robot9000 full of robots........hmmmmm.................a mystery
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>>73642683
'post
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>le cockney mong is southern accent
wrog idiots!
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in ancient rome, being a straight man and getting bummed would cause you to lose your citizenship
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D O O L E Y
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>>73642696
im a robot but i cant stand listening to other robots.
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what kind of a muppet would get a dominos if all his money was £12
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*bums you*
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>>73642738
do NOT
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>>73642721
*their
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>>73642696
there used to be a lot more abnormies here but they all fucked off to r9k or turned normie

we won
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>>73642722
it isn't
you've got to be mentally ill to enjoy it desu
getting bummed made me lose all understanding for gay people

>>73642753
could heem romans
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/brit/ is an ENTP general
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>>73642722
You have to fight against that sensationt

The gf was tickling the ol' 'state whilst wanking me off.
I imagine anal sex proper is 60-70% psychological
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>>73642721
howling
utter state of these cunts
>>73642726
me too, wish i had a stacey gf
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>tfw group of semi-normie mates
>one of us is a turbonormie but acts semi-normie

v
dsdvd
vdsv\d
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my first and only gf sucked me off after only 2 weeks but was really iffy, evasive and uncomfortable about the prospect of me fucking her for the next 6 months before she dumped me
Why?
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>>73642777
alice is cancer
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reckon stace would take interest in documenting poleaboo's misadventures? i think theres money in that and it could be what i need to get my start in showbiz
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>>73642563
Imagine caring about what Joe Rogan eats pmsl
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ANGELIC
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>>73642733
Merely satire
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>>73642797
not sure lad i fucked my gf at the end of the first date
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>>73642797
asexual/low libido
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/ourgirl/ will keep this general pure of weebshit
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>>73642812
post his dick again I missed it
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>>73642788
INTP*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIY5tiTThcE
doing a feel
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>>73642721
What the fuck is this
Why is he recording his screen and scrolling through random anime pictures
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shagged my gf up her arse bareback the first time we met
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>>73642797
>sucked me off after only 2 weeks
>only
my first gf sucked my off in the first week, lost my virginity that week too

good times, bit of a shame they're long gone
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>>73642719
It was a tad like that yea
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>>73642743
Southern Accent is yank-tier. All sounds the same
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>>73642797
sounds like she had a todger she didn't want you to see
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last girl who sucked my dick would spit all over it

was GOAT
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>>73642797
My gf was the other way round let me shag her alot
Was happy to do everything from roleplay to dominatrixing me to me worshipping her to sensual massage

But only sucked me off one for a few seconds
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oooooh christ lads
going to assume this will be all over the news for the next few weeks
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>>73642841
/brit/ isn't introverted
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>>73642815
Would pay good money to see her get railed out on a Brazzers shoot
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>>73642832
dont wanty get banned
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/59263526/#59268791 heres me being delightfully devilish early last year
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>complaining about anime on 4chan

State of the lot of you i swear
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/brit/ is infp masquerading as entp
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stay see do leave
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>>73642883
Oosh, ya bugger.

Context?
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>>73642871
bit baffling 2bh

hate when girls muck about when giving me a blowie, esp when they suck the bollocks

would rather they stop faffing around and just get tucked in on the bellend
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/brit/ isn't a normie general, this is a common misconception. For every 1 normie posting about their experiences and other vile nonsense, there are 5 abnormies lurking and building their rage. We allow you morons to retain the facade of control, but it is entirely illusory. /brit/ is a realm that will suck you in deeper and deeper, depleting your energy and optimism, and all that makes you a normie.
So yes, stay a while. Tell me more about how you went out last night.
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>>73642883
wtf tommy
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>>73642883
solid
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>>73642922
berkely protests today, puncher is alt-right, punchee is antifa
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>>73642852
>>73642820
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>73642866
nah I had a good feel of her fanny a few times too
>>73642877
Would like this
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>>73642908
'OWLING

infp is probably the daintiest most feminine fairy type around. it's for arty types and tumblr dreamers

in fact my gf is an infp. she loves the BENTPC
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>>73642883
beautiful
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>>73642940
it is a normie general just look how much it slows down on friday and saturday nights
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>>73642883
>completely ignoring the black guy in the back about to kick the head in of the guy on the ground
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>>73642940
going to go and batter you lads look at my scary black clothes, i'm well hard, fight me faggots

wow why did you punch me
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>>73642883
Good contact, weak throw, weak target

act right
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>>73642883
wew right in the forehead. imagine that on her nose haha shed have her nose in the back of her head
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>>73642965
she loves your bent pussyole cock
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>>73642883
putting high-framerate cameras in the hands of the public is turning out great
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>>73642898
wtf

cheers lad
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Should I put effort in baking a strawberry cake to bring at work on Monday if some of my coworkers believe I'm gay?
We all agreed to bring some food and I have lots of strawberries and eggs to spare instead of buying something
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Stacey Jaclyn Dooley(born 9 March 1987[citation needed]is an Englishtelevision presenterandjournalist. She rose to fame in 2009 after appearing in aq number ofBBC ThreeTV documentaries highlightingchild labourissues indeveloping countries.
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>>73642883
Probably not a good idea to release a video of your 'teammate' punching a woman
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>>73642965
>infp is probably the daintiest most feminine fairy type around
may i remind you the best post itt was a lad retelling how he let his housemate fuck his battypipe whilst simultaneously calling himself not gay
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>>73642986
BIG
ENTP
COCK
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>>73642908
>>73642965
>tfw INFP
>tfw cry a lot
>tfw depressed
>tfw virgin
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>>73643011
uhhhh EXCUSE ME did u just assume [it's] gender?
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>>73642883
berkeley?
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>>73642979
im not la, just saying that this will be picked up in the media far more because it's le evil nazy thugs hitting a woman
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>>73643028
Yeah
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>>73642883
enjoyed this
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INTP here
It's not good
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>>73642928
I loved it desu. I don't like the idea of being really quiet and slow in sex, I like absolutely pounding and making noise so all this spitting feeds into it. kinda wish she'd spat on me when I was fugging her though

but ye the "build up" is the worst part. just put it in your gob already
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so is North Korea going to be kill now, because I think being destroyed by a failed missile test is probably the most humiliating end to a country imaginable
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sick and tired of Ir*shmen
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>>73643030
yeah, it was this fella https://twitter.com/NathanDamigo/status/853321034249814016
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>>73643023
the state of you

have a stern word with yourself and stop being such a windbag
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>>73643041
sexist bigot trash

*promotes removing your right to vote*
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i am ENFP
thoughts/
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>>73643049
>INTP
>supposedly rare trait
>literally everyone on the internet is one
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>>73643085
*Punches you on camera*
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I'm an ENTJ

bow down to me
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>>73643054
Want donny to just launch an ICBM at Pyongyang and get it over with desu

Would be a laugh
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business idea: all-male /brit/ brotherhood where the ENTP radical centrist monk warriors fuck the cute little INFP twinks
>>
when did white women stop liking white men?

all other races of women love white men but white women prefer bbc
>>
bash the fash
>>
>>73642828
she genuinely looks retarded in this image.
>>
watching the full vid of this scottish nonce having a pop at are stace
he keeps calling her a social justice warrior hahahah
>>
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>>73643096
I'LL TAKE UR FOOKIN 'EAD OFF CUNT
>>
>>73643079
Can't m8, just who I am

>>73643091
Not everyone on the internet, but certainly a huge chunk of 4chan is INTP

Must be the autism

>>73643098
>E
FONT
>>
>>73643120
this might be the case in america, but in the real world it's simply not the case
>>
took one of those tests and it said I was an ENTJ

those tests are full of shite though because every "personality" is good at something when in reality 99% of people are fucking useless
>>
>>73642953
apparently not that simple!
>>73643078
>>
>>73643091
Is INTP rare? I've never gotten anything else
Doesn't surprise me that lots of the chon are it though
>>
ISTP here
XNXX can go to >>>/x/
sensing > intuition
>>
>>73643139
What are those brown things sticking out of the ground?
>>
extroverts are all cunts
fuck off with your outgoing gregariousness and shut the fuck up for once in your lives
arrogant bellends
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lads, post cute girls
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got called a nostalgic nationalist by Tim farron lads
>>
>>73643148
literally both me haha x
the antifa flag was like a war trophy, that's why he's saying "come and get it antifa"
>>
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>>73643120
>b-b-big black cocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDvaqEQStCY&list=LLhl3vgsp5JnPwMSi_TXBiyw
>>
>E
normie twat
>S
autistic twat that likes muh details
>T
uncreative bellend
>J
autistic loser that doesn't like fun
>>
you're not meant to do the myers briggs test by yourself
>>
>>73643145
not necessarily mate i've managed to roughly guess what a person is based on how they act, their views and way of looking at life, how they do things, how they are with others, and when they take the test they get the same result I guessed most of the time
>>
>tfw intj
>>
>>73642965
ISTJ reporting. am i the master race?
>>
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>>73643168
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>>73643168
love a girl with a bit of feminine stubble
>>
I'm pretty dumb but i unironically think I would be a good Prime Minister
>>
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>yfw INFJ
>>
>>73643163
What brown things, the limbs/small trees left over from clearing a shooting lane on that property?
>>
>myers briggs types
>believing in modern day astrology
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>>73643188
>>
Shan't be taking this awful personality test you twats are on about

You sound like teenage girls discussing horoscopes, grow up
>>
where can i get myself an anti-islam, anti-weaboo luton documentary presenter qt
>>
ISTP is the only useful myers-briggs type

all other types could be genocided to no net loss to society
>>
need a smelly gf

it's one thing that porn simply cannot give you
the smell
(also the warmth)
but the smell

jesus I'd kill for smellovision
>>
Tommy Robinson owns a tanning salon
>>
>>73643221
No, those big pillars
>>
>>73643215
What's your sandwich eating ability like?
>>
>>73643215
I'd be like Mosley

all rhetoric and braggadocio, silly ideas in substance
>>
>>73643247
I'm a scorpio
>>
>>73643247
dont care
>>
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When you haven't showered in a few days but decide to go out on the pull anyways
>>
>>73642797
>my first and only gf sucked me off after only 2 weeks
I got sucked off by a girl I'd just met last night
>>
the difference between astrology and myers briggs is that you can accurately predict what people are going to score on myers briggs but astrological sign is a complete guess
>>
>>73642883
ROASTIES BTFO
>>
>>73643254
smelly in a bad way? most girls smell really nice
>>
>>73643196
>tfw INFP
complete opposite, feels good
>>
>>73643247
IMGY detected
>>
>>73643110
>radical centrist
Stop forcing this gimmick, It's cringey and unfunny and makes me think you're like 14
>>
>>73643257
Trees, m8

Those are trees.
>>
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>>73643289
>smelly in a bad way
no no no no no no
that odd but amorously enticing smell

you know the one
>>
>>73643302
Fucking hell
>>
>"myers briggs is astrology"

no
>>
>>73643296
spot the brainlet right winger
>>
Never even held a girl's hand
>>
>>73643206
Wow calm down there Derek Acorah
>>
apparently trump scrambled some b52s from yankland after the failed missile test
>>
>>73643292
*gives you a cuddle*
you will enjoy this do not fight it
>>
>>73643247
Gemini here
>>
>>73643314
0% chance she is swedish

looks bosnian or something
>>
>>73643323
<33

>>73643339
finna do 'em dirty like
>>
doing another feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdfB8pM-qLw
>>
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>>73643247
its literal pseudoscience for giganormies to cackle on about how special they are.

makes me wish I lived in the Soviet Union and could watch the Police come bash people's heads in when they tried to be unique then go back to sipping my Russian tea at my comfy privileged Civil Service job that I got because my father is in the Politburo
>>
>>73643279
>can accurately predict what people are going to score on myers briggs

http://www.indiana.edu/~jobtalk/HRMWebsite/hrm/articles/develop/mbti.pdf
>Measuring the MBTI...And Coming Up Short

you're wrong
>>
>>73643331
Same

also never interacted with one outside of uni/school or been friends with one
>>
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hmm...
>>
>>73643323
Mate...
>>
>>73643360
have a strong suspicion you downloaded that image from when i posted it x
>>
>>73643348
are you implying ibrahimovich isn't swedish???? HUH?
>>
>tfw ISTP
Truly the most rare and unique personality, we build this world
>>
>>73643339
I prefer poached b52s haha
>>
>>73643341
Yes please
*cuddles up tight to you*
>>
>>7364336
not reading this mate
>>
>>73643348
She's a yank, see the MAGA hat? And the signs in english
>>
apparently toilet bog fart scrambled some pee fifty poos from the poonited sharts of americack after the failed missile test
>>
>>73643390
look at the timestamp on it lad
>>
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>>73643329
I'm not right wing. I'm a centrist but your gimmick is just really unfunny sorry to say
>>
brap brap
to the b to the o
brap brap
janny's got BO
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret-legging

>english sports
>>
>>73643254
what about how fleshy and soft they are to the touch
and the mutual communication and affection that isn't just silly scripted lines and fake moaning
>>
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>>73643443
dont know what that means
when did you download it? I remember posting it like more than a year ago x
>>
>>73643360
PLEASE come to uk so i can spark you the fuck out

seriously at this point that would give me more pleasure than losing my virginity
>>
>>73643445
Can't take anyone named Bert seriously
>>
>>73643331
Less comfortable than you think

Sweating is an issue

Same with cuddling/spooning. No unpaid couple in history has ever comfortably spooned through an entire night.
>>
>>73642883
>alt-right sissy fag needs to resort to fighting women
tippity toppity kek
>>
>>73643467
>what about how fleshy and soft they are to the touch
that too

but the smell
the smell is the most important thing
>>
>>73643477
doubt you could take me lad, I'd cut your head off
>>
>>73643477
mate I'm fucking here already if you want to have a go

where do you want to meet?
>>
The most interesting people I know are all Intuitive types

Sensing types are boring normoid runts
>>
>>73643460
>it seems to have been popular among coal miners in Yorkshire,
ah yes
the north
>>
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heh
>>
lmao imagine trump getting wasted
think he says he doesnt drink but imagine if he did
>>
infp just means you have borderline personality disorder to be honest
>>
>>73643399
aww I wish I was one of you
>>
entj are the strongest race
>>
>>73643487
>this communist yank again
ah yes very good
please go back to /cum/ or reddit or leftypol or somewhere where you're liked and wanted
>>
have an extremely good gimmick lined up
>>
>>73643492
men and women have drastically different scents

my bed smelled of my ex for a few days after she slept in it, it was heavenly

then i got bummed and my bed smelt like another guy, awful experience
>>
>>73643497
i would fight to the death do not underestimate my seething hatred for you
>>
>>73643487
all kinds of of assumptions and bigotry going on in this post
>>
>>73643541
>then i got bummed and my bed smelt like another guy, awful experience
ah yes
>>
going to bed
alone again
>>
>>73643536
>ah yes, it must be the lone yank I've been watching, I've been tracing his IP
>>
>>73643541
stop going on about getting arsefucked you absolute cockhound

we get it, you're a bent cunt
>>
>>73643558
good way to waste your life for nothing then
>>
>>73643541
i know we kind of take these threads for granted, but i honestly piss myself at a good 1 in 20 /brit/ posts (of which, this was one)
>>
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>>73643520
imagine paying over $100 for shoes
>>
>>73643539
you stole it from me
>>
>>73643520
those slippers are pretty nice ngl
>>
>>73643570
night lad
>>
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>BREAKING: US military says North Korean missile explodes on launch, type of missile not yet known.
Did North Korea just nuke itself? Jesus fuck.
>>
>>73643572
mate i'll be honest i literaly dont care if it's one yank or many
you dont belong here
>>
>>73643500
meet me in south wakefield park in 20 minutes
>>
I barely have a sense of smell, how can I use this to my advantage?
>>
>>73643605
>>73643605
>>73643605
>>
>>73643541
roaring
>>
What's the point of World Star HipHop other than to serve as anti-black propaganda?

All it does is show African Americans acting in humiliating and disgraceful ways that make them seem almost like apes.
>>
>>73643570
u can come with me if you want
netflix and falling asleep
>>
>>73643602
can't believe paddies genuinely think that north korea would beat the US in a war nuclear or otherwise
>>
>>73643639
i dont

a retired us military personnel does
>>
>>73643700
Hahahaha it's you again. Fucking dumb cunt
>>
all these (you)s makes getting bummed worth it
>>
>>73643726
why are you always so angry?
>>
>>73643806
Why are you always so wrong?
>>
>>73643892
i asked you first

you never proved me wrong either :^)
>>
whos getting gifts instead of eggs this easter?
>>
>>73643968
You are wrong though, you should just admit it and fuck off back to you potato crop.
>>
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My dog could beat your dog/cat in a fight
>>
>>73644053
so you can't prove me wrong then.... k
>>
>>73644123
Yes, you were proven wrong yesterday. Numerous times, by numerous people.
>>
>>73644260
no i wasn't or we wouldn't be haven't this discussion today

airc it was just you who threw a fit about it and alas still haven't proven me wrong... :))
>>
>>73644360
Yes you were. You ran off, then came back screeching like a litte fanny trying to save face.
>>
>>73644440
>STILL no proof

seems more like you're the one trying to save face, what with your massive overreaction yesterday ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>
>>73644530
>screeching
>like a fanny

You were BTFO, little potatonigger
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