/brit/

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cara

JANNY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Is it safe?

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>Jonah hill looking like he's fresh off the Dublin rave scene

need a bf x

>>73640806
>american fashion is 90s europe
wew

I've been to the Cotswolds

Was nice except for all the Chinese

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anime

have a bf x

>>73640827
hi x

you a girl (female)?

fucking hate Greater London so much

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Need a rugby gf

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Why the FUCK would Dominos have the Home Alone deal if it was 50p FROM THE FUCKING MINIMUM ORDER THE TWATS

Local dominos is shutting soon, decision needs to be made

>>73640854
no, boy

Janny janny he's our man

If he can't delete it the moderator can

moosefix

A/S/L?

>>73640890
MUSHROOMS.

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>>73640755
I'm from the Cotswolds!!

>>73640819
what did he mean by this

>>73640900
24/m/Germany

parents are divorcing lads

mmmmmm karen looks so cute there

>>73640890
meat feast dont be a bender

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>flying down the motorway on a freshly paved slick section in the night whilst those light studs gleam at you

TRON: britain

>>73640910
whoa fuck off we're not all billionaires

>>73640931
absolutely hilarious

might start eating every meal in 'spoons

which other companies are rorkeist?

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some cheeky toad related OC for the politically inclined lads among us

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Where do you fall on Maslow's pyramid lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=serIf92zTDc
doin a listen

>>73640885
just add a dip on you fucking muppet

>>73640998
never had sex so i'm on the bottom aha

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>>73640986
thanks lad

going to watch sopranos again

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reminder that 'the page 8 rule' does not exist written anywhere on 4chan

try looking for it. doesn't exist.
oh, a moderator once made a post? alright then. surely you can find the archived link for it? can't trust a simple screenshot because of course, those can easily be faked

>>73640998
excretion

>>73640998
still working on excretion

>>73641026
but you can do the same with debit cards?

dumb pirate frogposter

When I was young I had the makings of an attractive, intelligent and charismatic lad about me

I'm bitterly disappointed nowadays

Thread suddenly fucking stinks

>>73640986
T.runt that believes he's politically inclined because he browses /pol/

>>73641035
it happened, I remember it

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Jesus brought me an Easter present a little early this year

kill all mexicans

>when your sister gives you a hug
>that warm and squishy feeling of her body

gives me a semi desu

>>73641013
I don't have the money. Twelve quid is all I have, and £12.50 is the minimum.
THE HOME ALONE MEAL DEAL IS £12 ON IT'S OWN ARGHH

now two fucking subhumans from ireland

>>73640949
There's some really pooey council looking houses here too. They should be torn down, the Cotswolds should be officially be for the preservation of Britain's beauty before all else. Mass Immigration is doing its bit here too though, loads of new houses are being built. Not all of them are ugly, but that doesn't mean people are happy about it.

>>73641075
your memories deceive you. such a post does not exist on this website.

>>73640998
parents are divorcing so i guess back down to safety

>>73641070
/pol/ is shit these days
i do plenty of my own reading, not just evola memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_qO9EnvNLs

>>73640892
Do you have long hair and use omegle sometimes?

>>73641035
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/capcode/mod/
seems the post in that one screenshot is absent

>>73641089
Shut the fuck up el gordo puto

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Anyone else noticed how there are no British superheroes?

Superheroes from Africa, Native American superheroes, superheroes from South America, even a Paki superheroine, but literally never heard, or seen, or read about a superhero from the United Kingdom.

>>73640998
BOTTOM for me thanks

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he's here
this man is looking at your posts possibly while touching his tiny shriveled penis that cannot get hard

mummy went shopping at lidl and i'm genuinely impressed, they've upped their game and she came with shit loads of stuff we couldn't normally afford
unironically perhaps the best development of globalisation so far, made me feel happy lads

So did a Huffington Post journalist actually advocate stripping white males of their right to vote for 20-30 years or what?

If so, how long until their operations get torched or BTFO?

>>73640900
Mid 20s London

If I ever meet meximong in real life he'll regret ever crossing my path in /brit/

>>73641084
>£12.50 minimum
london?

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>>73641112
we already have a british superhero

potato scum

>>73641112
Capeshit is beyond gay anyways
England has Canterbury Tales and Shakespeare

el runto

>>73641112
Superheroes are for manchild yanks

Not too fussed

>>73641141
I think it turned out to be a troll article someone sent in which of course they published anyway

>>73641119
it's a bit hot really when I think about it

just makes me want to dominate a sissy

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>potato scum

>>73641112
There's a Captain Britain. Brits aren't big into super heroes or role models though.

>>73641112
There's a Captain Britain and Constantine. Also some minor DC characters around arthurian mythology

>>73641112
does anyone give a fuck

>>73640755
cotswolds? more like cuckolds

captain cunt

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>>73641179

>>73641176
What a shitshow of a company

>>73641035
>>73641075
>>73641098
>>73641108
defo did happen, i was here for it and there was a big furore over mod saying we could reach 1000 posts when we only got to like 600 before we were on page 9
dunno why its not on tarchive

will ye go lassie go

Janny can suck one aha x

Anyone see fast and furious 8 here?

British people are like canned pickles, terrible in just about every way

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>>73641035
you know damn well the archives been lost

>>73641228
and well all go together

>>73641223
male bodies with no hair are the strongest race

the amount of enjoyment i get out of life decreases every year. seriously considering cutting my losses and offing myself. best way to off myself lads? wish we had guns

mum watches anime

>>73641247
Pickles are great you greasy pork cutlet

>>73641250
what a favourable coincidence

>>73641257
do it then u fuckign pussyole

>>73641105
longish x

have you alpha pirates ever received a blowjob from a girl?
if so, then tell me how does it feel plz

>>73641250
why can't I find this in the archive

>>73641250
Are you Caralad?

Would explain how you always get the first post if you can just delete all the other threads.

Thought I told the /britfeel/ runts to keep that mong on a leash
Will be having words with them

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haha amazing

>>73641286
Don't you ever reply to me again maplenigger
>>73641257

>>73641276
good mum

>>73640931
Broken brexit britian

>>73641297
Like a girl sucking on your willy you fat virgin spic

>>73641274
hanging 2bh

it's the most common method in the UK accounting for 50% of all suicides

plus, it's fairly manly

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next person to chat shit about the cotswolds is getting a smack tbqh

*narco corridos start playing*
*gunshots sound in the distance*

Alright I'll be collecting my pizza... ffs now I have to walk. See you in 10

>>73641250
kek, the only /brit/ thread I remember getting to 1000+ posts is when the whole site couldn't make threads for a few hours due to a server error

i am being serious potato scumbag

fuck off devon you autistic gimp

What does poleaboo look like now?

>>73641329
seems a bit traumatic though. i want something quick and painless ideally.

>>73641269
to pull wild mountain thyme

>>73641274
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/plastic-bag-gas

>>73641327
Don't bully my Beto!

>>73641276
bullshit

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>Can't wait to post some new pics and start fucking /Brit/ lads

>>73641298
because the desuarchive guy fucked it and the other archives don't allow for searching or some shit

>>73641300
i'm not a janny or a mod just a little weird

is it bad that I'd consider shagging amer?

like obviously I'd probably make him wear something sexual, but otherwise it'd probably be fine

plus piss can be kinda kinky

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Sat opposite a really nice looking punk girl with a voice like an angel that sounded really clever.

I feel like I see more people I'd want to get involved with when I'm just out and about instead of when I'm in a situation to actually do so.

I hate parties for instance because it forces unhealthy competition woth other males (sometimes) and forces you to act unaturally.

Plus I'm a fucking loser that doesn't have his own place to live and his own car.

Wha the de'il hae we gotten for a king,
But a wee, wee German Lairdie:
When we gaed ower to bring him hame,
He was delvin' in his kailyardie.
He was sheughing kail, and laying leeks,
Without the hose, an' but the breeks,
An' up his beggar duds lie cleeks.
This wee, wee German Lairdie.

An' he's clappit doun in our gudeman's chair,
The wee, wee German lairdie;
An' he's brocht fouth o' his foreign trash,
An' dibbled them in his yairdie.
He's pu'd the rose o' English loons,
An' broken the harp o' Irish clowns,
But our Scotch thistle will jag his thumbs,
This wee, wee German lairdie.

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B-Bogdan, what are you doing... B-b-BOGDAN! N-NO! I-I'M STILL A VIRGIN
(Bogdan mercilessly forces his 35cm cock into my freshly washed and shaven anus)
Ah-Ah~~ Bogdan.. be more gentle...
--Oh you, when I fuck I don't stop...
(he turns me on my back, takes my cock into his hands and stars jerking it)
not yet! NOT YET, i'll cum..!~~
(Bogdan bends over and kisses me)
--Now I'll be rougher, and harder... cause... cause... cause I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU TO, BOGDAN
(he keeps pushing and pushing his cock in, while spitting on it every now and then to lubricate it, I keep moaning more louder and louder, my anus keeps contracting, cock is hard, Bogdan is moaning)
--AH AH! I'M CUMMING
IN ME, MY LOVE
(he sprays his hot sperm all over my virgin ass, I cum on my stomach)
(he takes out his cock, I take it into my hand, he takes mine)
(we simultaneously jerk each others sensitive cocks)
(he massages my nipples)
(he scoops up the cum from my stomach, takes his fingers into his mouth, and rubs the leftover cum on my lips)
(he bends over and starts kissing me, mouth full of cum)
(we're making out)
I-I love you, Bogdan
--I love you too... ~
(we kiss all night)
(he holds me in his arms, withouth letting go of me, he's rubbing his hard erect cock on my thigh)
(we fall asleep, in the warmth of our bodies)

>>73641297
-no one is replying
fucking virgins LOL

>>73641274
>>73641353
Cold water extraction like 1 gram of codeine. Painless and you'll feel very euphoric before going out

hanging is a pussyole method sort of thing amer would do
real alphas give their lives to protect the weak and never let anyone know they actually intended to cark it

>>73641352
monica*

>>73641360
she watches mainstream stuff like studio ghibli

>>73641297
it feels good

much gentler than wanking, very soft and slippery

>>73641353
why? it's barely 2 minutes of pain and distress and then you're done. that's literally nothing.

>>73641362
>this is a 10/10 in manchester

>>73641349
quite rude x

>>73641368
scots, what are they on about

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Real men go out in a blaze of glory

>>73641297
>>73641385
blowjobs are okay
but they feel weird at first
also I have a paranoid of my frenulum getting caught on their teeth

20 beans, 20 poleaboos or 20 lisickis
choose

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>>73641363

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Anyone from Wales in this thread?

Can you Vocaroo some stuff in the Welsh language?

>>73641421
20 Betos :3

might just jump in front of a train at 7am on a monday morning. should piss off some normie wageslaves.

remarkable how most of the iconic superheroes in comics were created by Jewish writers and Jewish artists

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>northern "powerhouse"

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>>73641414

>>73641428
ALRI.
i would but a) i dont speak welsh and b) janny's asleep next door.

>>73641443
more like povvo wankers

>>73641450
Greater London

>>73641406
rochdale

>>73640806
being bantered by that interviewer really did a number on him didn't it?

>>73641433
take a fukcgin picture then now in a dress i bet u wont

>>73641421
20 mexicans unironically, cannot stand lisicki and poleaboo just shits up the thread by getting all the (you)s

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>>73641443
>implying I don't want any excuse to spend less time at work

x gon give it to ya

over the hills and far away

>>73641443
dont be a cunt lad just do it at home

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You coming to the /brit/ meet up with us bro?

>>73641480
hello everyone
this is
running on empty

food - review!

just invested into The Sun

time to build up my portfolio

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waited until the second to try and order the 'minos but it wouldn't accept my order

>>73641396
that'll come in handy since I pass several situations in which I could sacrifice myself to save the weak every single day

Looky here lads. A new Tripfriend. I wonder how long it'll take to break this one into anonymity? Not long I'd imagine. Can't wait to see everyone break him down. Let's do it.

>>73641480
>gif
fuck off

>>73641470
oh it's in manc, excuse me

>>73140209
i live in middlesbrough la

>>73641488
through flanders portugal and spain

>>73641468
not me, im pro-jew now

Watching 13 reasons why episode 5

>>73641506
i sincerely hope you're jesting lad

>>73641451
more like northern poorhouse lol

business idea: buy low, sell high

>>73641506
it's poleaboo you newrunt

>>73641530
the king commands and we obey

>>73640828
nobody in touch with reality dresses like that here 2bh

back from a hard saturday of redpilling the senpai

Hey, Johnnie Cope, are ye wauking yet?
Or are your drums a-beating yet?
If ye were wauking I wad wait
To gang to the coals i' the morning.

Cope sent a challenge frae Dunbar:
'Charlie, meet me an' ye daur,
An' I'll learn you the art o' war
If you'll meet me i' the morning.'

>>73641421
20 mexicans, specifically meximong, I want to beat him up 20 times

>>73641536
Watching Game of Thrones S5e5

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>being a northerner

What the fuck is wrong with him

>>73641536
good lad, finished it yesterday

>>73641495
>just be yourself man

>>73641570
the rural north and some parts of the inner city are quite nice

got called a geezer in ex-yu lads

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>>73641527
>replying to a 12 day old post

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Tim is fake news

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>>73641476
>tfw this post reminds me of the oz qt i knew who jokingly spelled 'fucking' like that

>>73641505
join the army

>>73641522
no balls
no balls
(literally) no balls
lol

>>73641469
bc u smell
not prejudieced by any means modes or medians just detest ur manner of speaking and lifestyle and the way u treat ur mum

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>>73641433
Hiya cutie x

>>73641601
>>73641527
screeching

>>73641593
I'm actually 75% northern stock kek what a troll x

>>73641601
been banned

>>73641556
>tfw this song could have been our national anthem
Not sure if Flower of Scotland is better, it's a hard decision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgskbClWZ68

>>73641536
My sister was watching that earlier

I really want to see amers shrunken genitals
I love feminine penises

https://www.carsforsale.com/2006-pontiac-gto-for-sale-C150744

finna cop
Cash up front 2bh

>>73641608
was imitating my funny mate from lancashire desu ^_^

>>73641527
>>73641601
HOWLING

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Need this shitskin OUT, janny
Get on it

>>73640755
I've reached normiedom lads
did speed and concerta while drunk asf
and went with a girl home

>>73641675
font

>>73641664
err, janny is a paki mate

i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

>>73641675
kys

>>73641675
did you show her how 5'4 Icelandic fishermen give dick?

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Celebrating in 5 minutes?

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>>73641691
Need them both gone, in that case

>>73641536
Ah mate I'm on the same episode right now haha

>>73641675
reached normie status last year when I got a gf

wasn't worth it

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I'm deliberately responding to him.

>>73635567
>>73635567
>>73635567
NEW

>>73641655
feel like pure shit just want her back ;((

cracks me up that theres a literal paki tranny here
deranged cunt

>>73641675
klakinn?

MOAB

Mother of all Bollockscrushers

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>a tranny with shrivelled balls is questioning my choice in TV
????

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quintessentially

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>>73641716
It's Easter, then.

*reeeeeeee*

willy is in an uncomfortable position in my pants, might snip it off

>>73641771
northern england is something else

>>73641772
night night honey x

Hope that cretin never wakes up

alri he's gone, now I can start making my BEST posts of the evening

>>73641746
uh yeah i sometimes go by that

When /brit/ is ashes, you have my permission to die

Pakis?
Nah, not a fan.

Trannys?
Nah, not a fan.

Sick animals?
Nah, not a fan.

>>73641428
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10HCrRQqOpi

Yanks?
Nah, not a fan.

>tfw mum and her family are all jewish

it's weird when people on the internet say oy vey when you've heard jewish people say oy vey in a serious way

Fans?
Nah, not a fan.

Didn't need ya anyway 2bh

>>73641772
finally get a job did you? Make sure to bring some spare pants incase you piss yourself st your desk again

>>73641816
well done la, im the one who added you on snapchat a while ago but then deleted you because i thought you were going to send me your willy
was the girl fit?

britsness idea: stop encouraging poleaboo

>>73641855
how well do you know the bogdanoffs?

>>73641855
please tell us your secrets

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A resurrection of some kind?

>>73641834
How tall are you? I wish I spoke two languages.

what's soemthing you should experience before you die?

already
>had sex
>had gf
>moved out
>had job
>had friends
>gotten drunk/high

and it was all overrated

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happy easter

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>>73641881

Happy easter lads

*poos myself*
ah yes

>>73641855
that means you're jewish la
can i borrow some money haha x

>>73641855
>mum and her family are all jewish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
OYYYYYY VEYYYYYY

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>>73641902

is a celebration in order?

>>73641855
kike

falling asleep

>>73641855
is your willy cut?

What are Jews like?

>>73641906
surfing, going to a festival, sky diving and travelling

>>73641905
5'10

*picks ur mum up in this*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL4s3e1jvw4

anyone remember that become a fan fanpage on facebook haha

>>73641881
>i thought you were going to send me your willy
lmao
>was the girl fit?
yeah and 6 years older than me

>>73641906
dmt

going to bed
nite xx

?retsaE

*ahem*

i am also half jewish

>>73641960
nice, congrats m8

>>73641960
tell me your ways ;_;

seriously tho i need to get laid. i dont drink and barely talk to anyone. what do i do bjork, tell me.

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>>73641996
kike

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>>73641972

Good night and good luck

mummy is makung lamb dinner tomorrow are you jealous?

just pinged 500+

believe i have a congenital heart defect

>>73641906

i want to live

Found out today that my mum has had 3 miscarriages. No idea how big a deal that is desu, is it a common thing?

got a sweaty arsehole

>>73641906
Kill a man

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSTOcyevIOE
choon, lads

>>73642003
just be yourself

>>73642034
*sniffs it*

fricking cold desu

also what the fuck is a saucer

secretly have a major boner for asians who sound british, if they have the durka tech call speak or chinese fishmonger voice i don't have the time

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how did it get to this

>>73642052
lad being myself involves making brew for /brit/ on 4chan.

no replies may as well kill myself

>>73642055
what happens if i connect it to a tango line?

>>73642064

Little plate you put your tea cup on

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anyone remember the original battlefront haha

>>73641671
>On the way home, an old woman starting walking towards me on the pavement instead of around me so I continued to walk straight at her and strongly shoulder shoved her. It felt good to let off some steam

>My dad told my mum that her cousins were coming to visit her, she cleaned much of the house and got dressed up however they did not turn up, unknown if my dad was lying or they genuinely stood her up. Pretty smart and cruel of him, I feel bad for my mother but I did mock her.

>Got upset when the router was reset while I was playing Hearthstone and in response I turned off the TV.

>My other sister refuses to close the living room door continually, I got so angry, I shouted at her until my throat was sore

>She wore that top I also have, I’m going to wear it to work one day, it’s not OK that she can dictate what I can and can’t wear

>What is chewing me up inside now is as similar feeling to when my Polish roommate left, that she’s gone, leaving my story and continuing her own. It makes me feel as if I’m not the main character, I’m powerless to control my story/life and that my story is irrelevant. I didn’t want her to leave, I wanted her to remain a background character in my life and she left without my permission, what I wanted didn’t matter at all and there was nothing I could do to affect things in any way whatsoever

>I had a go at my dad too, there was some issue with picking up my sisters car from the garage, he wanted my mum to drive him, she said no and some flimsy thing about feeling unwell, I told her to stop be so spineless and I told him that “no” means “no” and to get out, he slammed doors

>I thought the possibly eastern European cashier overcharged me and I angrily went back to confront her, we argued a little she insisted she charged me correctly and I claimed I only had so much change in my pocket but when pulling it out again I realised I fucked up, the cashier wasn’t aware and opened the till to pay me but I just fled, humiliated

>>7364279

Here you go lad, oh, wait, waayheeeyyy.

>>73642091
explains all the cups ive been clicking

>>73642079
don't do it (you) x

>>73642042
good shout

anyone know the odds of being deployed in an active region if you join the uk army?

>>73642065
same

big fantasy of mine is having sex with a lass in front of someone watching

>>73641964
oyy vey

>>73642067

we cared too much
or didn't care enough

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happy easter hoomans

Hate life
Hate 9 to 5ing
Hate flatsharing
Hate chasing women unsuccessfully

*distributes the (You)s)*
>>73641889
I don't
>>73641896
don't have any
>>73641915
only if you're orthodox
and no I'm not a bank
>>73641920
yes
>>73641932
that's an orthodox thing
>>73641943
no I'm not cut
my jewish family members are alright, but the older male ones seem secretive

>>73642121
like your dad?

took 38 minutes to reach 300 posts

>>73642099
Probably cop the new one. Didn't mind the last one they just cut too much for dlc.

>>73642078
I have met every gril ive fugged through my friends desu

try tinder or online dating I guess

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>>73642138
what's the meaning of life

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>This guy is apparently 5'8

Am I being trolled, looks like a literal midget

had sex thrice

been bummed once

>>73642102
>>73642102
>>73642102
>>73642102
New

>>73642151
>*distributes the (You)s)*
thanks shlomo

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>>73642114

>>73642202
>looks like a midget
>5'8

he is a midget la

>>73642205
janny won't be best pleased
oh no he wont

>>73642104
wait, is that ribena's cock?

>>73642154
~95% sure mine would cheer me on
~5% sure he'd act like his willy is bigger next time we met up for dinner and drinks (it's not)

>>73642202
it's the camera lense

>>73642237
yh lol back in the pre tranny chastity cage days

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>>73642233
please don't tell him