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anime

>>73638580
1st is... just for me

HATE this early thread meme
/brit/ was leagues better when it always went until page 7

The best alt right podcast by far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL5SMmXjAZw

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>>73638615
quite nice

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in case no one saw the flat brown qt in the previous thread

ugh

>>73638632
Romans were never in Ireland or Scotland

>>73638637
>>73638645
Oh jolly !
I was nearly selfish there !

*wipes forhead*

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girls und panzer lads

>>73638654
is that the one run by the guy that was married to a leftist jew?

>>73638632
>WE WUZ AQUEDUCTS AND SHIT!

ordered some jimmy john's

>>73638693
Yeah

>>73638690
saw it

sucked

weebs are right wing weirdos

As I write these words, you are six years old. I am thirty. I am in my prime, but I know already I'll never teach you how to shoot a bow, nor how to ride a horse or care for a sword. I'll never take you on a raid nor fishing.

I took a wound to my knee during the last raid. It's taken a turn for the worse. It shouldn't have taken more than a few days to heal over... but something got in my blood. Wound's full of pus, stinks. I'm losing feeling. The druids say it's beyond their help, and that I'll bleed to death if they cut off my leg.

So I'm preparing for death. You're in for some tough years, lad. Our family's got a great many enemies. I've defended you against them, but now you'll be on your own. Perhaps someone will help you - and perhaps not. That's why I've had part of our goods hidden - in Old Ule's house, under the floorboards. That way no one can take it from you, no one can steal it - and you can dig it up once you're all grown. I've asked your mother to give you this letter after you start your eighteenth spring.

You take that silver, son. Buy yourself a fine blade, some armour, a horse. Raid the Continent. Exact revenge on the men who did you wrong after my death. Make me proud.

I never told you this, but I always felt i: I love you, Janne. I hope one day we'll meet in the halls of Freya's eternal green garden and you'll tell me about your life, The life I was not able to see.

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would you shag me, lads?

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You have to remember, Japan is mostly mountains, and Britain is mostly flat.

>>73638731
pretty sure you're a male. no thanks x.

wtf?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39598979

FUCK THE UK

>>73638731
Would but I prefer long hair.

Let it grow, you'll look better

>>73638665
Cute brown boy.

>>73638713
preferred fash the nation

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>>73638738
Japan is nicer though

fat cam

>>73638758
I support anything called a "hellfire missile" being used as much as possible. Seriously. That sounds too cool not to use.

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>>73638731
alri luv

>>73638738
Most people in the UK live in between Liverpool and London

>>73638665
Nonce

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Corbyn.

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>Japan is nicer though

really interested in linguistics lads
what do?

>>73638793
NEED to burn it all down with the help of the lads

I dont know what it is exactly, but seeing their flimsy autistic villages just makes me want to set it all on fire

feeling very sad rn

>>73638758
ahh, pricing of weapons. will calculate how many junior doctors could have been trained based with those numbers and present that uncritically as proof that we have our priorities wrong.

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>>73638825

>>73638782
wrong

>>73638821
she's like 35

Someone do a faceapp of kev

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>sandnigger gasses other sandniggers
>fat gook starves other gooks
>americans and russians seem willing enough to go to war over this

>>73638875
whats up xx

>>73638908
NONCE

roses are red
ink is black
do me a favor
go sit on a tack

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>>73638868

>>73638868
a capuccino please, not too much cream, thank you

Watching this documentary series lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvW_KrK2uw

It is about settling the American west and it is Brilliant. Wish I were a pioneer desu

>>73638908
ugly brown boy?

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>HEY THERE DELILAH WHAT'S IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CITY

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french is literally the worst language I know of. It's in a absolute middle-ground that makes it unwieldy, boring and unaesthetic as hell.
It doesn't have the modularity of the German, Latin or Russian but is plagued by suffixation. It can't match the plasticity of the English language that would allow for novel yet understandable uses of words. It doesn't embrace vowels like Italian or Spanish do, instead relying on bland and uniform sounds.
The fact I was born and currently live around people who blabber endlessly in this pathetic excuse of a language makes me fight the urge to sew their mouths shut everyday. That's not even accounting for the fact that french literature and philosophy has always been a complete shitshow inexplicably graced by the likes of Maupassant or Baudelaire that were hampered by the very words they had to use. I wish their works had been originally written in any other language.
The only case I know of a decent prose using french is Fernand Braudel. It remains a mystery to me how an historian, as opposed to a writer, could somehow make a readable text in this insult to humanity that is the French language.

had wanked twice last night lads on a drunken romp

feeling a bit weak today

>>73638875
*hugs u*

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Hhnnngggggg...

>>73638976
that reminds me

I should have a wank

janned from all baords for posting a fucking easter toad

>>73638980
thanks

>>73638968
QuebeciANO

>>73638951
>Chomsky
desu drinking out of the toilet for a bit would probably be more useful.

Escúchame chinga tu madre, nunca me encontrarás

>>73638995
lol i know the feeling

>>73638879
What they fail to consider, is how shit it is being a doctor , which is why fewer people opt to go through the nightmare that is medicine for the privilege of working long hours with sick people

A/S/L?

>>73638968
OBSESSED

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>>73638995
Easter?

>>73638990
cool moire swimsuit

>>73638817
someone run this guy through this app
>>73638731

>>73638838
But Japan is objectively better than the UK by almost every metric. This is not a fedora statement, I still love my country.

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What did he mean by this?

>>73639009
Chomsky is the seminal work on linguistics mate

>>73638927
hope theresa keeps her beak out of these ones cant be fucked with more war aha x

even with all the advancements we've made in mobile technology, browsing the internet on a phone is still an abysmal experience.

>>73639047
every time you make fun of Muslims on 4chan a child dies in Syria of shame

watched battle royale when i was about 8 and I still blame the fight between the bully girl and the tracksuit girl for my intense yellow fever

Have absolutely woeful chest insertions brehs

Just poked my erect penis through the neighbour's letterbox and shouted "special fucking delivery"

listening to music and drinking alcohol

>>73639101
that's too young to be watching battle royale
and as if you sat through a subtitled film at that age

>>73639047
The feelings of foreigners are more important than canadian lives.

>>73639046
quarter jap here confirming, glad i dont live there though life is hell over there so childhood would have been shit, unis a doss once you get in though
>>73639047
delete your account trudeau

>>73639047
starting to believe our "elected" leaders are being selected by tptb purely for their degrees of comedy

>>73639083
And yet phoneposting is easily superior for this site

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>>73639047
Didn't terrorists literally control half of Syria and Iraq which has taken most of the world to defeat? Also Northern Nigeria and North Ireland are ruined due to terrorism.

>>73639111
jajajaj fucking scumbags..

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Hmm

>>73639101
>>73639104
>>73639111
>>73639135
not your facebook status fuck off

sometimes i imagine moving to west africa and impregnating hundreds of black qts with my white babies

they'd call me "the man who saved africa"

not a fan of how criticism of a barbaric ideology is being construed as hate and fear of muslims who mostly don't practice the barbaric parts

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>>73639047
getting sick of this nobhead's pretentious moral posturing

>>73639145
Tom Petty The Best?

>>73639144
*school life

>>73639111
i poked my erect penis in your mums letterbox and gave her my special delivery.

>>73639152
>ruined due to terrorism
Ahh please don't about my home like that, thanks x

>>73639135
what drink? x

>>73639166
fuck off m8 we have no topic for this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5fRRfKsr6U

aww poor tim has no hot water

>>73639152
their lives don't matter, they're brown

my mousepad wrist rest thing is made out of some sort of rubber, feels like a silicone implant

Gonna be grilling up some sausages and steaks here soon. Wow!

>>73639185
hehe mum jokes

>>73639104
alri seamus

I'm interested in the seminal work on male reproductive ejaculate.

>>73639152
>northern ireland
>ruined

t. underage

>>73639051
literally everything he's done in linguistics has been superseded or abandoned so he's irrelevant to read

everything else he writes is just him trying to force his way into political arenas where he does not belong.

pick up The Power of Babel or The Language Instinct instead.

>>73638580
you just do not want to accept the fact you being a loser thus denying anime.

>>73639194
>fuck off m8 we have no topic for this thread
the topic is british culture

>>73639200
looks like people have been mentioning the facial glistening so he's finally addressed it.

>>73639235
lots of taigs there mate

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>>73638637
anon why and how do you always get first post?

>>73639163
wouldn't mind late abortions for difformed and retarded babies
lifetime sentence for a genetic misshap
ha, mother and her sarcastic quips

>>73639236
b-but muh context free grammars!11!1!111111111111

>>73639205
That's exactly what it is
>>73639227
Alri Juan

>>73639163
this is literally true though
abortion is the same as killing babies

>>73639194
4 bottles of WKD have 8 left. Feeling pretty smashed already will defo be legless at the end of the night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CYAXRGuxU

SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM
LET IT BE.

>>73639163
This is VERY old news, Peter Singer has been saying this forever.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s14Gxb4e9h7c

just did seminal work right into some tissue

Xbox is still in Denmark

business idea :sacrifice things to baal

>>73639166
/brit/ is literally just my blog
>>73639194
some guinness I bought over Christmas and forgot about x

>>73639245
nice proxy x
>>73639266
theres loads of em all over the uk just a few more up there

>>73639256
>British culture
404

>>73639341
'd

>>73639280
Language Instinct tackles this issue of "universal grammar" since Chomsky ignores evolution and genetic memory as a structure behind language.

>>73639264
he does that in any video he has bio oil on

>>73638580
GOOD edition

you know where i am.

im in my rented flat in high wycombe. its the 15th april 2017

and im pissed off

>>73639330
>theres loads of em all over the uk

bit worried now

@designatedbrewmaker
Make us a brew la x

>>73639375
dont care

>>73639149
um no sweetie
the captchas alone completely ruin my phoneposting experience

>>73639386
do it yourself lazy git

>be american
>fuck your own sister
http://mississippiherald.com/jackson-husband-wife-shocked-dna-test-reveals-biological-twins/

>>73639381
i know dozens of people with an irish parents, i know 7 or 8 o'somethings round me and i live in white land where the only visible minority is polaks cos of the shops

Can't wait for Yellowstone to go off and for yanks to be blown into low earth orbit

>>73639176
(((the powers that b)))

>>73639289
honestly might get some next weekend since drinking is pretty much the only way to get me outside and talking to people :S

>>73639412
oi stop bloody stealing my name luv x

>>73639420
nice

>>73639412
*fires you*

Not figuratively, i mean I've literally just fired you out of a cannon haha

>>73639369
they're still used in parsing programs, but i think even then someone else came up with the exact same idea in a slightly different notation the same time as he did

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FUCK DRUMPF

>>73639440
>honestly might get some next weekend since drinking is pretty much the only way to get me outside and talking to people :S
Just go to the doctors and get prescribed lyrica it's easy to get put on it they hand it out like candy and it's normie confidence in pill form

>>73639440
ok x

*hops on my fixed gear bike and frantically rides to the airport to see the gf off before she flies whilst fix you by coldplay is on in the background*

I'm gay

>>73639432
Lad if Yellowstone goes the entire Earth will go into low earth orbit

>>73639432
if it goes we all die. yanks just die quicker. everyone else suffocates or starves.

>>73639452
Why would security care? Do they think Trump will try and grab her pussy?

>>73639438
the jews?

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>>73639452
Worship Yank Cock

>>73639489
>>73639498
Wrong

>>73639520
Why does she wanna do that then

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Everyone talks about "British culture" and "British values" but no one seems to know what they are

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>>73639489
>the entire Earth will go into low earth orbit

>>73639520
weird that yanks are obsessed with this embarrassing shite

>>73638347
>>73638347
>>73638347

anyone wanna help me put germans in jail?

>>73639511
>The carriage “would not be able to put up much resistance in the face of a rocket propelled grenade or high-powered ammunition,” one security source told the Times of London, noting that tens of thousands of people are expected to protest Trump’s visit.

>“Armour-piercing rounds would make a very bad show of things,” the source added.

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4 years, 2 months and 15 days.

This is how long it has been since I've last replied to a /brit/ thread.

Why you may ask? I've always been a thread behind for the chronic worry I may miss a reply or post.

However, ultimately, my time here must end.

Every post. Every thread. Years and years. I've seen it all. This is it. Good luck, all.

>>73639270
sometimes i dont. when we get past 300 posts i refresh the catalog to catch the new thread before its linked here, then i post anime.
i think caralad does something similar except he fills his fields in advance, i dont know how to do that

>>73639420
I wouldn't divorce if I was him desu

more like designated poo maker

>>73639476
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/heartbroken-mum-releases-shocking-pictures-10223071
will do m8

>>73639544
binge drinking

Chomsky is a legitimate fuckwit.

His beliefs boil down to "America bad". It's a lot more complicated than that. And there are certainly far worse countries than the United States.

With how vociferously he talks down the United States, it's almost as if Russia, China, or India would do a better job. We're picking a western country iseading the world. The non-western countries would be so much worse.

>>73639544
Britain is a nation of mongrels with no identity or real culture since the utter collapse of their empire and class system

>>73639544
Queing, being polite, secret code of honour and a sense of loyalty to your neighbours

God's not real morty

I like to fap to gay porn
I'm not gay though

>>73639557
fuck off dickhead

>>73639391
getting good again
>phoned the landlord about 20 times today

>>73639519
yes mate

thoroughly enjoying the FAT ASS thread on /gif/

>>73639589
this guy knows what's up

>>73639369
>Chomsky ignores evolution and genetic memory as a structure behind language
What the FUCK are you even talking about? He's the one who came up with the concept of an innate "Language Acquisition Device" and still defends it against the idea that "anything goes" as far as learning language is concerned. Pretty much the exact opposite of what you're saying.

I like to fap to gay porn
I'm gay though

>>73639642
nigger

>>73639573
Chances that happening is virtually none if you take it as prescribed and without alcohol or other sedative drugs

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>>73639589
>utter collapse of the class system

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>>73639578
deep down I secretly love America
a strong aggressive imperialist republican power ruling over the entire West and ultimately the globe through Globalization is Nietzsche's wet dream

>>73639676
bit gay lad

>Trump is paying us a visit
>therefore, we'd better make sure the queen is protected from RPGs

>>73639639
well I am jewish so I'd thank you not to use those neo-nazi echo symbols

>>73639697
he just said he's not gay you idiot

President Toilet Bog Fart

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Y5lcidxf0
classic Tim

>>73639589
Good.

My criticism of Chomsky is his whole narrative is over-simplistic and self-hating. It just isn't true that the USA is the biggest bad guy around. And the anti-western bullshit he espouses is harmful for western society.

>>73639690
Nietzsche was a nihilist bro. he didnt care about anything

>>73639743
harmful for your feelings more like

>>73639690
me cropped out on the left

>>73639717
hmm

Has anyone put Tim through faceapp yet?

>>73639730
>>73639730

25.6mg of codeine straight down x
hope it soothes the troubles

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>>73639747
>Nietzsche was a nihilist
"No"

his entire life's work was nothing but trying to overcome nihilism, and it eventually drove him insane

>>73639743
>USA is the biggest bad guy around
yeah they are actually

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Want to order something small for myself but everywhere has a fucking minimum order of £10

easter tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_SHIQVs988

>>73639800
What do you want to order?

>>73639800
guessing just eat? put like a side kebab on, itll be worth it.

>>73639788
yes

>caring about philosophy

howling, it's a load of bollocks written by tarquins with too much free time

>>73639710
may i just say, you have already been marked and in the ensuing apocalypse, your crimes will not be forgiven

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PIRATE SCUMBAGS

>>73639690
Not an Ameriboo myself. They're a low rent version of us. Just don't like to see them demonised by self-hating yanks. The US stands up for a lot of good. People don't realise that it's the United States that rules the waves and makes international shipping possible. Or that without them as world police there'd be a fuckton of war in Asia and Africa.

>>73639834
giz a look then

>download the face app
>it just sticks a female face on top of mine but doesn't get rid of my mustache so i turn into a girl with some weird hitler mustache
bit weird

>its a Canadian pseudo-intellectual embarrass himself episode

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How do you like your steak lads?

>>73639857
no

>>73639730
Fuck is this autistic cunt talking about dumb cunt "threatening" Sainsburys just fuck off autistttt

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>>73639809
easter you say?

>>73639861
why have you got a hitler moustache?

>>73639855
>They're a low rent version of us
screaming

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>Nietzsche was a nihilist bro. he didnt care about anything

>>73639863
He's a boring twat isn't he?

>>73639838
what did I do? I just go to synagogue once a week, I have no interest in subverting anything

4chan is literally my only escape from my shitty life. when it dies, i die.

>>73639898
>doublelift
washed up dumb cunt

>>73639848
Escuchame chinga tu madre

>>73639896
i don't, have a full or well as full as it gets for me mustache

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>>73639788

going to play bass very loud and dare the other people in this building to say something about i

Weird how there's literally a continent on the South Pole, exactly where the ice cap is. It's even quite circular in shape, as if to look appropriate as a cap on the bottom of a globe.

>>73639790
Why not put the tablets in a cup of warm water, wait until they are dissolved and then stick it in the freezer for ten minutes and then filter it through a t-shirt?
25mg does nothing

>>73639104
Guarantee mine are worse mate
Middle of my chest is barren

>>73639871
nice and wet

>>73639855
>They're a low rent version of us
I wouldn't live there but I appreciate their service, really Canada would not have anything if not for them.
we'd be like Argentina but (mostly) english speaking

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Seen this for the first time today, never seen a more relatable protagonist

Intelligent, wicked with a nihilistic sense of humour

>>73639762
>>73639799
What Chomsky does is he demonises the United States. He believes in American exceptionalism, just the other way around. What he fails to realise is any super power would be guilty of similar faults, and the other countries in the world would be much worse at the job.

It would be like me talking down the boss when no one else has the experience to manage the operation.

Also, Chomskyism is at the heart of some of the most retarded anti-western thought out there. As if African and Asiatic culture is so much more pure and enlightened. Fucking load of nonsense.

>>73639982
No me controlas, te controlo

Controlo a todos

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doing a 'minos

>>73624429
toadposting

>>73640007
your mobile provider describes you haha

>>73640007
WHERES THE FUCKING MUSHROOMS.

>>73639993
he has 3 autistic 1/4 black kids

Popping down to the hairdressers anyone want anything?

>leaf
>pseudo intellectual history student tier beliefs
>namefag
and of course:
>redditspacing

this is unironically the worst poster I can fathom

>>73639993
>ywn shoot up some thugs and get away with it
the 70s was a simpler time

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The stinky bean breath is here

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interesting fact: movie special effects gurus who have seen this stabilised footage said that a human would not be able to fit inside a costume of this shape, and it would cost millions of dollars to produce this costume

>>73639979
it does, calms me down a bit
but im not doing the extraction, too complicated for nurofen plus

>>73640033
Original mate

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>>73640038

parents just announced they are separating.

my family is literally the only stable and enjoyable thing in my life and now thats gone.

dont feel sad. just numb. no point to anything now.

>>73640044
Honestly a shame, he should have married a fit Italian bird. His wife's an ugly lump of shite, he was handsome and could of done x1000 better.

had a little giggle remembering that absolute crumpet who thought blokes and birds have the same hands

>>73640074
It's easier with N plus. Also you can take like 6 or more of them without extracting and it won't hurt your intestines at all if you eat before

>>73640000
Very interesting perspective. I've never thought about it that way.

he's here....
*corrido starts playing*

>>73640069
no juegues conmigo, tu sabes de mi

>>73640096
please stop posting this ugly cunt x

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wow

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Lads what is this thing growing on my back, it hurts

>>73640089
oh fuck off
my parents divorced years ago and it was the most mentally traumatic experience of my life
I've literally mentally blocked my childhood because it's just so bad

>>73640089
i hope you're underage saying this shit. if you're already grown then idk what to tell you. get your head on straight

>>73640089
How old are you?

>>73640128
spot innit

please stop posting guys, you're not good posters, understand me? I don't want to see you posting in my videos, ok?

>>73640128
Looks like AIDS. Full blown.

Would turn janny into fucking mincemeat if I ever got my hands on him

>>73640134
the day my dad and mom separated was the happiest day of my childhood lul. my dad raised hell every night for about 3 years getting drunk off his ass, broke my door down once. he still apologizes for leaving. don't have the heart to tell him that's the only thing he did right

>>73640101
Let's reminisce about posters who made themselves look silly
>penny pinching runt that eats free curry at sikh temples
>the Canadian who fantasised about getting drunk on a plane

>>73640128
pretty sure that's a nipple

>>73640128
dont understand the perspective on this

is that an arm up tpo?

>>73640089
>>73640134
my mum permanently cut all contact when I was 12 and left me with my abusive, extremely agressive dad

>>73640068
I believe in Sasquatch
I've heard some yelling in the woods that sounds like Sasquatch calls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFSWJKmZ23Y

>>73640089
only child?

>>73640171
id kiss him x

HAHAHAAHA YOUR PARENTS ARE DIVORCED

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Jannies are deleting Easter threads

>>73640089
this too shall pass

>>73640089
Have a fucking word with yourself you fucking queen

>>73640159
Can't pop it.

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tim confirmed for actor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVGS1XjFpe0

tune

>>73640217
probably americans

>>73640177
>>73640195
ah the runts have bad father figures
that explains things

see in my family, my mum was the cunt, and because of shit families like your own, the family courts like to favour the mother even though she might be a cunt and the father's done nothing wrong

oh well

>>73640209
I'll divorce your head from your body in a second mate

toot poster is here
>>73640176

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How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.

>>73640231
thanks for the (you) x

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>tfw parents are together and all my grandparents are alive

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lads is it weird that I know my National Insurance number off by heart?

>>73640193
I'm naked in bed phone posting

>>73640285
Nope, I know mine too.

>>73640242
Bet you didn't pipe up though did you, just let your slag mum walk all over him

Spineless waste of space

>>73640285
no, any functioning and sane adult should know that

>>73640285
No I know mine, my 16 digit card number and 15 digit driving licence number too

two yank slags on omegle said i looked 14

will fucking HEEM them

>>73640298
no
I complained a lot about things and eventually the cafcass twats listened to me and decided that my dad was actually a good person

don't make such silly assumptions you numpty

>>73640285
no i do too x

>>73640285
it would be weirder if you didn't, it's 10 fucking characters

less than a phone number

plus it's broken up into easy chunks

>>73640322
reported for underage

me and a mate just told some ugly, prepubescent pom that he looks 14

>>73640339
>>73640339
>>73640339
>>73640339

>>73640285
literally 6 numbers

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*Bombs you before you can shoot me down*

>>73640335
t. Louie
t. parents got divorced because their son is a failure

>>73640285
Nope. You're nothing special.

>ridiculously early thread to show your autistic edition
oh fuck off someone start thread wars

>>73640139
>>73640147
im 28. im fully independent but i dont have a gf. few friends. a job. thats about it. but my family is great. lovely area of the country. lovely house. always have a good time when im here. its the only thing really that i look forward to doing. now thats shattered and im left with even less meaning in my life now. basically im a runt with nothing in my life but a strong stable family unit to escape to regularly. until now.

>>73640195
thats a bit shit mate.

>>73640201
no got 2 siblings.

>>73640387
I would but the weenies here would freak out

>>73640370
they got divorced when I was 7

>>73640000
>What he fails to realise is any super power would be guilty of similar faults, and the other countries in the world would be much worse at the job.
sounds like an argument for internationalism to me

JANNNYYYY

thanks janny

el janitore

based janny. fuck dumb cunts making threads at 300 posts

>jfw middle jewish mum and subservient working class anglo dad

always amused me and my sister whenever one of the kids at school would have their name changed because their slut of a mother got remarried
or when one kid's parents go to the school and argue with each other in front of all of the other parents

B R A V O JANNY
A
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new
>>73640570
>>73640570
>>73640570

Janny is the traffic warden of 4chan

Fucking pathetic jobsworth

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america:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492292694601.webm

britain?

HE

HI

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Haha doesn't look like he's given up after all
Good lad, janno

>>73640392
>with nothing in my life but a strong stable family unit to escape to regularly. until now.
Anime will never leave.
Things can get better anon. when I was twenty my mother left after my father got sick and depressed. My father made three suicide attempts, cried at dinner, had panick attacks, and debts my mother left him I had to to help fill by dropping out and getting a job. He swore he'd never get with anyone ever. Now, he found a good woman and on monday I'll be having lunch with them and her family who turned out to be really good people. However screwed things may seem now, it can get better. Just needs some time.

hahaaahahha

/brit/ anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwuHsTOAE_0

he will get extra paid today for deleting all those /brits/

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Alright that's enough jan

JANNY JANNY JANNY
OI OI OI
JANNY
OI
JANNY
OI
JANNY JANNY JANNY
OI OI OI

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>mfw reporting every early thread
feels smug