New England sports edition
hi
Day Basedball
>Bruins blowing Canadians out in the playoffs RIGHT NOW
>Celtics making the playoffs
>Patriots just won the Superb owl
>Red Sox very likely to make the WS
How can the rest of the world even compete?
>>73637911
im rooting for the bruins over the senators
>>73637911
Nobody cares about those sports outside of America.
>say our introductions
>"haha, you look tired"
really hate this
>>73637858
Would your be proud of you making cookies or just eating the dough out of the can like a peasant.
And with baking you get the nice aroma to fill up your kitchen.
>>73637911
david price is done for the year, sales elbow could blow at any minute porcello sucks again
its ogre
>>73637980
*Would your mother be proud
>>73637911
*breaks your goalie's stick*
>>73637948
ice hockey is popular in the entire northern hemisphere
>>73637948
america is all that matters
>>73637982
>david price is done for the year
He's pitching in a simulated game tomorrow you trog, Sale is playing out of his mind right now and Porc had 1 bad game in april
Not to mention pomeranz is playing like a #2 guy right now as our #4 guy.
>>73638023
I don't think you know what northern hemisphere means.
Not surprising considering you are a retard.
>>73637911
Based. So glad to be born and bred in Boston. We're gonna win it all this year in the big 4. 1 down already.
Good Will Hunting and Bill Burr forever.
>tfw no cum bud to go tanning with
>>73637948
Canadians care about hockey
Balts care about basketball
Japs, Taiwanese, people from the Caribbean and northern South America care about baseball
>>73638085
>burning your skin as a fashion statement
low class
>>73638058
Its true, ice hockey is played in the american, european and asian parts of the northern hemisphere
>>73638085
*rubs lotion on your back*
>>73638085
I get freckles sorry bud
Hockey is a pretty good sport desu. The games are entertaining even though I don't know much about it.
>>73638102
>muh sabonis should have come sooner
>muh petrovic shouldnt have been a reckless drivver
>muh divac houldnt smoke
might steam up some asparagus desu
r8 buds
Is it gay to want to hit this?
>>>/r9k/36283897
>>73637948
Oh?
>>73638294
yes retard
>>73638137
Honestly i legit don't know if you are trolling or you are just retarded.
>>73638294
thats a feminine penis so no
>vegetables
>>73638294
with your fist?
>>73638328
tell me how im wrong, please
>>73638285
yum
>>73638243
I'm not really a hockey fan but I love going to my local teams games. I've been to a bunch and it's always a fun experience.
didn't know cia was gay
>>73638350
>Middle East
>Europe
Lmao
Also, hockey isn't popular in most of the northern hemisphere. Saying Northern America and Europe would've been correct but saying the Northern Hemisphere is wrong.
>>73638350
include more of eastern europe, central asia and mongolia
>>73638285
Grill it instead
Anyone wanna play Garry's Mod with me?
>>73638350
>ice hockey is popular in the entire northern hemisphere
As you can see, plenty of more countries dont play ice hockey in the northern hemisphere than the ones who do.
>Its true, ice hockey is played in the american, european and asian parts of the northern hemisphere
The totality of Europe and Asia is in the northern hemisphere
>>73638452
No I dont do nerd shit sorry
>>73638452
only if you roleplay as my gf
>>73638420
it included afghanistan in europe lol
>>73638475
>ice hockey is popular in entire northern hemisphere
i then go on to show its popular in all continents of the northern hemisphere except africa
why do poor people eat margerine?
it costs the same as butter
>>73638546
They're poor because they're stupid
>>73638585
sad truth
>>73638546
working class people think its healthier
Switching from margarine to butter was honestly one of the best decisions of my life
>one of the best decisions of my life was based upon a condiment
what happens on easter?
Quitting soda was one of the best decisions in my life
>>73638765
we eat some stuff
>>73638765
Americans shart their pants to remember the rabbit that went around sharting eggs everywhere
>sale on butter
>salted butter all gone
>unsalted butter untouched
ffs
>>73638765
Don't worry about it
>>73638807
wtf I hate capitalism now
>>73638807
just salt your butter when you use it
>shart
mayo>>>>>>>>>>ketchup
on fries
>Why yes, I do put condiments on my fries and don't eat them with nothing but salt
eat your fries with fry sauce you dumb fucker
>>73638851
>>73638900
Is #3 gravy you nut??
>he doesnt cut and fry his own potatoes at home
>Why no I do not like honey mustard on fries
>>73638883
>>73638900
both good posts
>>73638883
This man gets it.
Ive never heard of fry sauce
>>73639028
1 part ketchup
2 parts mayo
you can add yellow mustard if you want it to be extra tangy
>>73639028
what do you put on your fries
christians are dumb lmao
I will post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl_rQqSrHyE
thanks
>>73639072
atheism all the way
Just came in a girl (mom)
>>73639082
DONT POST TAHT
>>73636786
im not
i've been using "fry sauce" for many years, i didn't realize it was called that or a thing, i've just always mixed ketchup/mayo together with a bit of garlic and/or paprika
>>73639133
post birds
flying spaghetti monster hahahah russell's teapot HAHAHAH *upvotes*
/cum/ is my safe space
>>73639133
same
>>73639155
just ate half a garlic sausage as a snack buds
>>73639147
you have a chef's soul
>>73639223
Why do tryhards get dualies when the work they do doesn't require it. It's infuriating
Trump is at Mar-a-Lago again. Is golfing really that fun of a sport?
>>73639248
peliKANGZ
>>73639312
Only in gta v
Usually for brekky I make three eggs and two eggos with peanut butter and I'm good until dinner, but recently I cut out an eggo and added spinach and cheese to my eggs
>>73639312
he's conducting jewish business
>>73639312
golfing is pretty fun.
>>73639319
really like this image
>>73639312
mar a lago.
i hate that stupid ass name is the most tacky shit ever.
>SEA TO LAKE
AAHHHHH
eating some easter eggs
>>73639397
no one knows what it means
alright lads
>>73639410
haha me too
eggo waffles make my piss smell funny
>>73639392
it has less action than curling. what's the appeal?
>>73639418
i just told you, sea to lake.
Is a common name for lake properties.
>>73639436
no you aren't
>>73639319
why do they wear the bracelets?
>>73639487
they're jews
dunno maybe so they can identify which is which
YOU
GOT WHAT I NEEEEEED
>>73639482
some kids left them at my door
>>73639290
at least they don't stance
>>73639602
were they american?
>>73639654
they were mennonites I think
tfw the cumbeasts were not in the zoo when i visited
>>73639789
I am the cumbeast
>living near mennonites
>>73639806
(you)
all mennonites do is bake break and make furniture
they're pretty nice 2bh
USA has so many unappreciated black angels.
How come you rarely see white men with jungle fever, unlike white women?
>>73640017
mulatto tier
because niggers are disgusting subhumans
>>73640017
jew propaganda desu
black girls are best girls
>>73640017
because the number of black women who have the genetic potential to look like that pic is maybe 1%, and of that 1% a much smaller fraction have personalities that mesh well with white guys
>>73640061
only good answer
>>73640017
Because black women who look even close to this are super rare
>>73640203
[citation needed]
>>73640017
Most black women are ugly. I've plenty of cute ones in my time, though.
limes>>>>>>>>>lemons
>>73640391
pedo
lmao girls just don't get it, do they.
Such pleasantly simple creatures
>limes>>>>>>>>>lemons
>Canadian geese in the Wendys parking lot
>Staring down everyone
>Feel like theyre looking through the window
Didnt miss these cunts 2bh
>>73640659
that did not deserve a vapepost
>that did not deserve a vapepost
*blocks your bomb room*
I hate gunbroker so much
reeeeee
>>73641711
I wanna pet a shark
has cum kill?
>>73641784
Yeah
>>73641784
where could everyone be on this weekend?
How long till the resurrection?
>>73641829
im going to work LOL
Is today some sort of holiday perchance?
just made this
>>73641872
this is a mistake
Some sort of day of gathering?
>>73641919
what
>friend sends me long message and expects me to empathize
far too autistic for this buds
>>73641983
About our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
hmm
73642015
About another friend and the social issues developing between them
>Be North Korea
>Fires a missile
>Fails
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-usa-missile-idUSKBN17H0NL?il=0
>have to wake up at 7am for an 8am-10am final
>also have a final at 7pm-10pm the same day
wew
do native english speakers understand these kinda songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ProbPpO_8oo
>>73642105
Perhaps they're planning on the missile to be resurrected
>Desiigner
>>73642148
Wow anon that's wild!
>black speech has devolved so much that it has now become grunts and mumbles with various inflections
If someone confides their issues with you often they like it when you ask them a question, but not one that would actually help them just one that makes them feel like you care.
I feel like being a fatass tonight. What should I get to eat?
>>73642364
A couple kinder eggs maybe?
>>73642364
salad
Is the incestposter still here?
why don't americans say whom
>>73642424
American English has evolved past the point of useless words and letters when simpler ones exist and get the point of your sentence across smoother.
>>73642406
This guy?
why don't Americans say whoms't?
>>73642479
*whomst've'ed
REI sent me another free freeze dried mac and chili pouch
Why don't Americans use the informal second person singular pronoun?
>>73642570
Why dont you jump in front of a train?
>>73642601
scared of the afterlife
>>73642570
thou?
>>73642638
thou got it
>>73642636
Got some sins you have to repent for?
>>73642759
maybe. suicide is a one way ticket to hell anyway
My gut is telling me that /int/ will be completely unusable tomorrow.
>>73642811
Why's that?
>>73642811
why
>>73642811
why?
>>73642811
why?
>>73642811
WHY?
>>73642811
what happens tomorrow
>>73642811
what's so special about tomorrow?
>>73642811
DOSTED??
>>73642811
what makes you say that?
>>73642811
a celebration, perhaps...?
>>73638102
I also thought that the Northern European countries and Russia like hockey as well. Don't give a shit for the NHL, but they love the IIHF.
>>73642811
is there something happening tomorrow? i asked around my suburb and no one seemed to know...
A forbidden treat?
>>73643104
>>73643131
how
>>73643131
$7.98! why are they so expensive? because you had to purchase through blackmarket?
>>73643185
why else would he be armed?
>>73643165
because /int/ is full of memes
>>73643185
>blackmarket
>receipts
>>73643131
one of those items is a deadly weapon whose only purpose is to murder innocent children
the other is a tool that can be used to defend yourself and your family
>paying with cash
>paying with card now that chip readers are nearly everywhere
>>73643312
Ive posted that image probably 10 times today and almost every time some one has made this lame ass remark
>>73643358
I have never seen that comment posted before. I thin you're making it up
>waiting a century for the chip reader to read my chip when swiping takes a second
>>73643315
>he wants the government to know what he buys
>>73643391
are you implying I would go on the internet and just lie about things?
>>73643394
chip readers take like 4 seconds. I guess Americans are still a decade behind in technology
>his bank account isn't setup under an alias
>>73643446
ummm 4 > 1
>>73643446
too long
>>73643469
can't argue with that
>>73643394
H-HAYAI
>>73642469
what did the (You)'s say
>literally waiting four times as long to purchase your toilet paper
>talking like this is an anime ironically
Why do people on this board use greentext to quote posts but don't actually reply to the actual post?
It's sort of like being in a group conversation but never actually looking at the person you're talking to. It's just rude. (You)s can really brighten up someone's day, you know.
>Why do people on this board use greentext to quote posts but don't actually reply to the actual post?
I don't give yous to posters that don't deserve them
fuck you
>It's just rude. (You)s can really brighten up someone's day, you know.
passive replies are worth 1/5th of a you
>>73643696
I think you deserve it, friend.
If someone refers to my post but doesn't actually put >> before the post number I still log it in my (You) journal
>>73643720
you are worth 3/5 of a person
>h
>>73643675
>It's sort of like being in a group conversation but never actually looking at the person you're talking to. It's just rude.
>>73643752
That felt good. Thank you for replying to me.
I am not a black
https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/65kmsc/i_wouldnt_mind_if_a_psycho_female_killed_me_after/
first post
shan't
>linking reddit and telling us who you are
https://www.reddit.com/r/volcel/
hmm
If an ilegal immigrant fights a child molester is that "Alien vs Predator"?
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/65macv/when_you_see_it/
>If an ilegal immigrant fights a child molester is that "Alien vs Predator"?
>>73643691
Gold post
>>73643955
I made an ironic thread on /r/4chan once. got lots of upboats too
4chan is an experiment to see how far collective autism can go
elliot rodger is my idol
>>73643955
hey I'm in that picture
upboated your thread
>361 points
haha
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3ksm6a/irishman_says_something_really_epic_and_funny/
>screencapping (You) comments
OP is an attention desperate faglord
>>73644016
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3lqlrj/anon_gets_famous_on_the_internet/
>>73643880
>left twitter memes
no thanks
Most autistic thing I am willing to admit: I call myself a nigger and then admonish myself for using the N word when I'm alone.
Like this:
>*stubs toe*
>to self: "you worthless nigger"
>to self: "you can't say that it's racist"
>to self: "nigger I don't give a fuck"
>>73644098
delet this at once
>>73644111
Wow keks wills this post guys haha
Praise kek! Maga
im not happy with life
im fairly happy with life
>>73644149
Sounds like something I'd hear on some white normie comedy show on HBO
SHART
>>73644098
also me and lmm are the same person
>>73644207
do americans actually do this?
https://www.rt.com/viral/384873-cosplay-fallout-swarmed-grande-prairie/
>>73644209
you've just been doxxed
>>73643563
He's a incestual faggot and needs to kill himself. Personally, his crime against humanity is being a incestual fuck.
>>73644231
every day
>>73644248
he wasn't carrying a fake weapon though
https://www.poopypoop.com/poop/124sa5r^5-wow_I_just_took_a_huge_shit
>>73644248
>chubby hands and pale skin
ah yes, gamers
i feel like this place has become a lot more autistic
>>73644206
>watching normie comedy shows
leave
>>73644321
>Firefox can’t establish a connection to the server at www.poopypoop.com.
Fuck you
>>73644162
left memes are more tolerable then pol memes b/c they will always make someone mad
>>73644347
Autism is the wave of the future. Come on, ride the tiger with us!
>normie
How much abuse can your body take?
>>73644457
I ate 5 serranos right now just to prove to you I'm tough enough for the salty spitoon
Tfw too smart to post on 4chan
>stopped drinking soda when I was 15
>stopped being an autist at around the same time
Hmmmm
I put a bit of Strawberry jam in my cereal
>>73644611
>Posts in cum
>Not having autism
Choose three
>>73644662
hot or cold?
>>73644611
Maybe you just stopped being a spaz after going into caffeine withdrawal.
>>73644707
Can't be the cause because I drink a ton of coffee.
>>73644689
cold
>>73644707
>caffeine giving you magic autism powers
Really makes you think, huh.
>stopped drinking soda
>still very much an autist
hm
>>73644716
Then you're still an autie
binged on rice cakes and oranges desu
>>73644744
bit gross
You know, now that I think of it I also started to hate math at the same time when I quit soda.
>rice cakes
this isn't 2006 grandma
>I don't eat rice cakes
rice cakes taste like ass and it was mostly asian kids that ate them in elementary school
i like my rice cakes with extra butter, sugar, and sprinkles
>>73644836
>>73644937
I used to hate them at first but they're actually pretty good after a while.
>>73637948
these are the best
>>73644457
When I was 7 my mom cracked 3 of my ribs and said I was just like my nigger spic father. I went to school the next day.
So, you know, my body can take a lot.
>>73645004
>coalburners
>>73645004
when did you move out?
>>73644937
pleb
>>73645003
these are a step up
Honestly though, why are white women who like black men never completely sane? Is it the daddy issues?
I got to try tyson tendies last week, and now I get to try their nuggets. feels like life is finally getting good. I'm in the promised land, the tyson sphere if you will. no more great value chickie for me haha! until next month
>>73645081
Women who go after deadbeat men have self esteem/daddy issues. Doesnt matter what race they are
>>73645081
they care too much about masculinity, shows that their brains are too primitive
>>73645123
Sure, but don't pretend like there's nothing "extra" with the women who seek out black men to get back at daddy.
I like this picture.
>>73645149
if youre seeking out sexual partners to spite your father you have major issues
business idea: overprice your products but put them "on sale"
what possesses someone to go "protest" downtown on a nice quiet saturday when they could enjoy lunch with their gf?
>>73645260
>>73645260
>>73645260
new muthafuckas
>>73645246
their principals outweigh pussy in their warped worldview
>>73645081
>>73645123
What about white women who marry black doctors/lawyers, though? My dad has been married to two women (both white) in his life, and the first is a complete psycho. Second one is wonderful.
Is this just a case of "bitches be crazy"?