/brit/

poo

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anime

alan turing was black

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stop watching anime

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WUZ

this aint a scene it's a god damn arms

*sniffs a line of jitter*

I hope she showed my text to her BF

I WANT TO KICK HIS FUCKING HEAD IN ARHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRJKLFGPGKNEGKJJJJJJJJJJJJ

>>73637085
mate lay off the coke

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>>73637051
its good

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>>73637089
this is shit
would be better if it wasn't a .gif

>Legalising guns in Britain

Oh, yes, oh, yes indeed. A generally miserable populace with suppressed anger issues relying on the police to sort their problems out and can't live their life without the government telling them how to live it, stuck on a tiny cramped grey island where most of the people have nothing to do but go to the pub and drink and the youth are becoming more sexualised and laddish the younger they are, never too far away from a chav council estate no matter how nice a place you live. British nightclub violence a nightly occurrence but now with guns. Increasing knife crime but replaced with guns. Old people living in bungalows scared of Polish scam artists or young people breaking into their homes, but now with guns.

And that's not even mentioning the pikeys.

>>73637089
>expanding markets overseas makes them poor
you'll find it is quite the opposite actually

reminder that natural rights exist and are endowed by God

>>73637107
I haven't even done any coke tonight.

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>tfw none of my mates replied to my texts and I'm stuck with you autistic fuckers on fucking Saturday night

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HOMOSEXUALS

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>>73637040
Tragic what happened to Turing. They didn't have to chemically castrate the man. He was a war hero. There must have been a better way to deal with his whole being gay thing and still honour him as a war hero, surely.

the perpetually butthurt canadian is here again

need a break from mdma

the hangovers are real

Name a nicer sensation than drinking a cool glass of water when you're really really thirsty.

It's the simple things that keep me going.

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we could have saved him

>>73637107
dont give the fat cunt the satisfaction of a (you) he's an absolute gimp, would honestly take pleasure in stamping on his head with Neil Armstrong's personal moon boots and then dragging what's left of his head along the pavement

medical exam soon lads
gonna need to undress.

>>73637179
wanking when i haven't wanked in days

>>73637085
you are not white

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>>73637150
>natural rights

>>73637162
Shut up normie

>>73637179
late night wank right before bed

>>73637150
get fucked lmao

>>73637173

considering half the cabinet was probably fucking little boys at the time too

LOOK at me! I'm Canadian and I'm SOOO butthurt! REEEEEEEEEE! lol

>>73637135
>mentions chavs
>mentions lad culture
>mentions Poles
>even mentions pikeys
>doesn't once mention niggers or shitskins despite 30% of our youth being non-whites and the growth in gun, knife, violent crime, terrorism all literally rooted in these ethnic groups

fucking hilarious. I do wonder who could be behind this post

>>73637085
story? callum?

>>73637218
I'm Anglo and Scandinavian.

DON'T FUCKING CALL ME A PAKI!

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

TO DEFEAT

THE HUN

>73637162
Kindly fuck off

>>73637177
which one is that? they all seem angry and snide

why do people namefag?

what is the purpose?

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BEADY

>>73637173
they didn't chemically castrate him, they literally put him on tranny hormones (estrogen). he was probably impotent in the end though

my favourite poet is anonymous

>>73637250
Sent a text to a girl from work telling her that I'm going to fuck her one day, which I am.

I'm going to get every last drop out of that cunt.

English people can't fight at all, well known fact

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>>73637281
Why do Americans shit themselves?

>>73637247
2bh I'm white and I'm not sure I could handle gun ownership once I'm driving. Would be killing old people left and right.

>>73637307
the English are not a race of warriors
they are sailors and farmers

>>73637163
>durr hes a effeminate gayboy
dude would have literally heemed every single one of you with just his left index finger

>>73637306
you in brum today lad? got the whip for once

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>>73637264
one who IMMEDIATELY responds with butthurt to any leftie memie at all times of the day, no matter what

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>"Put your iPad down and come fuuuuuck meeeeee, anon"

>>73637198
Trying too hard to be funny mate

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just took a moda

>>73637307
fighting is archaic and redundant

>>73637348
you took a what?

mental that Somalis still operate according to a clan structure

>>73637343
Tesco girl

Just snorted some Tonka beans

>>73637361
Very gay post, I bet you got bullied

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>which I am

>>73637343
RARE
A
R
E

>>73637173
The job he did during the war was supposed to stay top secret for obvious reasons so in the face of public opinion, the government had no choice but to do something to him

Obviously you'd think they could have done it in a different way...

>>73637338
im gay, i was just making a joke, wasn't implying he was effeminate

>>73637299
that's basically chemical castration

like what pakipoo did to himself

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me on the right

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>>73637310
why do brits fuck sheep?

>>73637379
200mg modafinil

>>73637343
haha you look like a nerd in glasses honey

>>73637388
nah he has been around a while m8
he's a good lad

>>73637339
What do you mean 'whip''?

I'm in Sheffield.

Business idea: spend the best years of my life shitposting on /brit/

any takers?

Really want to do a prostate wank but scared of going gay

>>73637388
first time in /brit/ eh kid? heh

ethiopialad has been with us for a while

>>73637344
been watching a documentary about space exploration and couldn't think of any other shoes could i

>>73637408
what happened in 2009

>>73637404
hope he found some happiness. Bet his parents bought him that because he was sad about being bullied

made myself sad thinking about that

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thoughts lads

>>73637404
Minecraft was actually pretty fun, I paid 5$ for it in alpha and definitely got my monies worth

would be cool to have a /brit/ server

I always thought chemical castration meant they poured acid on his bollocks and they melted away haha

>>73637388
you can have him

>>73637426
you are not callum
liar

>>73637307
If you look at the territory the British ruled over, it's evident ground war was a weak point for them. They excelled on the sea and defeating primitives. They never bothered on the continent because theirs was one of the weakest armies in Europe.

>>73637408
literally wales

>>73637408
nothing wrong with fucking sheep 2bh

>>73637404
why would you need electronic equipment anywhere near that caliber to play a 64 bit game?

>>73637135
I partially agree with this post except the problem would be the Africans, Nigerians and every other wog ethnic group wreaking havoc across the country. Looser legislation worked just fine 30+ years ago when we were 98% white but it won't work anymore now that we've imported third world peoples and they are breeding at unprecedented rates.

It's a shame because I believe strongly in the decentralization of force and ability of someone to defend their property, but weighted against the threat of Jamal and DeMarcus with more firearms it just isn't worth it. Another thing rubbery lipped pickaninies and leftists have ruined

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>English people can't fight at all, well known fact

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>>73637427
*joins you*

>>73637220
make some more for other philosophers

>>73637438
>atching a documentary about space exploration
Very reddit
le ebic vast nothingness which does not benefit humanity at all

Just realised my phone has a gif feature that turns recorded videos into gifs.
Might walk around my town tomorrow and show how everyone is a paki now. I feel not even people see the true effects of diversity

>>73637427

The markets a bit saturdated with that lad

>>73637307
>>73637330
What about the Crusades?

>>73637471
Never said I was, dipshit.

Callum is a cunt of a name.

>>73637464
i paid for it in beta. first version i played was beta 1.7.3. the memories ;_;

>Watching generic American political drama on't telly
>'Illegal Rave' scene
>Family-friendly teenybopper EDM is playing.

Ah yes, consider me... immersed.

>>73637463
she will eat it

>>73637467
is that not what it is?

>>73637481
Literally used the Scots and Irish to do our fighting
Also shooting black cunts who only have sticks is cowardly and dishonourable

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>>73637474
nah try again bud

>>73637472
utter fucking nonsense but what more can you expect from a canadian

>>73637481

>what is Scotland

>>73637481
What is this picture depicting?

The British empire really was a bit shit. Just invading shitty little Pacific islands and African """"countries""""
Like a runt bully making himself feel better by bullying even bigger runts than himself

>>73637472
Huge range of campaigns deep into india, deeper than armies went into europe, fighting massive armies who also had guns, as well as the french

>>73637515
>dude i only listen to the HARDEST techno
fuck off no one cares
>>73637527
east anglia 2bh

>>73637464
Lost potential with no PVP and custom built castles in team battles, with castle siege matches.

>>73637527
its legitimately wales. it just shows up as england because our isps generally just register each IP address as being in london

>>73637484
mate fuck off yeah? dont mind a bit of a laugh but you're just being a cunt now

need a qt gf to cuddle

scottish troops historically are overrated

>>73637551
All the lands we illegally occupied

>>73637518
Nope, it's just some drugs which lower your libido

Sounds much worse than it really is, which is why people probably say "Alan Turing was chemically castrated" instead of "Alan Turing was forced to take drugs which made him less horny".

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>>73637527
all me

>>73637554
? We controlled the oceans you thick fucking twat. NO ONE could rival us for hundreds and hundreds of years

>>73637481
>conquered by the romans
>conquered by the normans
>conquered by germans
>native population was wiped out
>spread their arsecheeks for Roman cock

Why do we have a bunch of namefags in here suddenly? Fuck off

>>73637527
hmmm, disturbing, must be the 'sheeds

>>73637567
why would wales need to google it when they can't walk 5 feet without bumping into one? fucks sake use your brain they can fuck the real thing at any time

>>73637515
we invented techno, cunt

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>"no...we don't have a lighter."

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>>73637031

>>73637511
you're a cunt of a name

>>73636973
Serious Question.

The frog is called Pepe.
What is the Toad's name?

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>>73637588
>We

Think it's quite funny what happened to Turing the mincing twat

>>73637629
Jesus

hello

the belgian empire was proper mental, heart of darkness really doesnt do justice to just how insane it was.
The whole fucking country was the PERSONAL property of the king of belgium

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2400371/How-single-men-desperate-dads-investing-175-000-surrogacy-procedures.html

Checkmate w*men.

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>>73637588
BR-BRITTANIA RULES THE W-WAVES...

WE...

>>73637562
That's not the point I was trying to make you utter spastic.

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>>73637427
BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES
LIVING IN A GANGSTERS PARADISE

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want to order dominos but that would involve getting dressed

bit of a dilemma

>>73637651
fuck off steve you cunt

>>73637627
Mate I would smack you up and down this street you cunt.

>>73637629
Doctor E. Sturr, MD

>>73637612
NO.

WE DID.

Mr Burger... x

Why is taking one shot a mental night out to Americans? Fucking lightweight cunts

>>73637427
haha
yeah

>>73637592
>native population was wiped out
ours wasnt but i wish yours was

>>73637666
lad on the right's trim gets me every time

>>73637685
no, you didn't. dumb frog

>>73637687
le ebic hard man who can drink a lot

>>73637499
that was French and their English slaves
the French are the true warrior race of Europe

literally nothing wrong with taking other blokes up the arse

>>73637675
just get it delivered lad. the delivery guy wont give a shit if you're naked

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>tfw we didn't just exterminate the Africans like we did the Native Americans and Abos
>tfw Africa could literally be another Australia if we had properly taken over that shit
>tfw malaria and typhoid saved their civilisation

Fucking sucks

>>73637677
what street?

lot of jock cunts and people who are totally uninformed on pax britannica present tonight

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>>73637697
Reminder we beat the Romans and you spread your arse for them

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babestation gf

>>73637745
jocks think they single handedly won every battle britain has ever fought

I JUST WANT TO KICK THE FUCK OUT OF SOME CUNT ahsdHNDAQWujdniawujajhfnawUENFJEFKEANJEFJMNKDWFMNMKLFWMKFQLLNM

>>73637742
>another Australia
looks like we dodged a bullet

im literally a roman
celts should bow before me

>>73637742
>>tfw we didn't just exterminate the Africans like we did the Native Americans and Abos
too hard
white people were the ones who were dying constantly there.

One nation under ______

>>73637588
>NO ONE could rival us for hundreds and hundreds of years
barely a century

>>73637592
Oh yeah so NOBODY else was conquered?

>French
>Conquered by the Romans
>Conquered by the Franks
>Cucked by the Normans
>Cucked by the Angevins
>Hundred years of being continuously fucked by the Englush
>Cucked by the Germans
>conquered by the British/Russians/Germans
>conquered by more Germans
>spread their asscheeks to Africa


Also we are anglo saxons sweetie, never were conquered by the romans

>>73637592
> romans
> normans
Are we sure they didn't just come back again and switch up their name?
>'Us? No. We aren't the Romans.'
>'We are the Norman's!'
>'Now suck our big Latin cock.'

>>73637702
>not mum's forehead

Poor form la

>>73637463
is she going to stamp on it

>>73637702
that's liam gallagher yeah?

>>73637742

not only is that factually incorrect, you have/ would have done fuck all you grotesque basement dwelling swine

>>73637743

Doesn't matter. ANY street in Sheffield.

>>73637773
water

>>73637766
um we literally did sweetiekins x The english are not a warrior race

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>>73637629
Easter the Toad

The best part of science is that it's true whether you choose to believe it or not.

>>73637772
That's why I said malaria and typhoid saved their civilisation, keep up la

>>73637759
>being proud of being too inbred to accept the cradle of modern european civilisation
so this... is the power... of the celt

>>73637715
Shame our recent story in ww1 was a bit of a mess...

>>73637709
I honestly, positively, think we did
>Jean-Michel Jarre

>>73637765
I've seen her cunt online

it was as perfect as i'd imagined it 2bh

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*blocks your path*

>>73637778
Britain literally had naval supremacy from the 17th to early 20th century

every time an asian looks at my dog while I'm out walking it, my brain always goes 'he is NOT for eating'. am I a racist?

>>73637855
Ah yes letting your race be cucked because you think the conquerors are superior
Literally stockholm syndrome

I'm a woman and I would prefer the ugliest French guy over the most attractive Brit. Why are British people so ugly?!

>>73637773
Cesar

>>73637773

gayboys

>>73637825
come to 0121 and say that you nonce
would drag you down birchfield by your turban

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>>73637855
Mate English people are literally celts

>>73637824
Hello Aliaune Damala Badara Thiam Shaka kaSenzangakhona Cetshwayo kaMpande Joseph Kony Charles Taylor Idris Elba

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Met a Nazi at Tim Horton's today. Started speaking German near me so I called the cops.

anyone got that reddit self improvement thread with Kev?

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>>73637886
ah yes.... the beautiful celtic architecture... wtf i hate the romans now

>>73637913
i'm being serious. Send me proof that you're there and I will seriously drive through right now.

Post a pic here or something and I will be there in 15 minutes.

>>73637892
>I'm a woman
no you're not

Is it normal to have to spend 5-10 minutes wiping your arse? Beginning to suspect that I may have IBS...

>>73637773
God

>>73637885
yes

Let the werewolf live in Skyrim lads.

wish I could speak German

>>73637928
good lad

I heard they're opening up a Tim Horton's in scotland
canadian propaganda machine in full swing I see

>>73637842
This is the kind of thing pretentious twats in humanities say.

>>73637773
pants

>>73637950
of course it's not fucking normal
society would collapse if everyone sat for ten minutes shoving tissue paper up their arse every time they went for a shit

>>73637862
that's not techno. I thought it was pretty widely known that techno started in 80s detroit

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which olympics had the best medals?

gonna go with beijing desu

rio's were a fucking joke

>>73637950
i do, like to be squeeky clean

>>73637938
>sheffield to brum in 15 mins

alri clark kent

>>73637978
I read it on a bumper sticker at uni

>>73637892
What if that person is attractive and both French and English?

>>73637963
>not getting saviour's hide

pleb

Herpes sounds fucking horrible

All it takes is a single slag to get it, can't be cured, warts on your dick, fuck that

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>>73637936
You literally are a celt you deluded cunt

>>73637773
England

>>73637773
the influence

>>73638005
Didn't take notice of where you said you were.

Just shows you're a fanny who is scared.

>>73637868
this. her fanny is perfect

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f9a2e74896d&t=156

>>73637247
>White people are rooted in knife and gang crime

Hahaha okay mate, I believe the ethnic group that regularly has huge fights over which Football club is better never gets involved in crime.

>mummy descends from France
>dad is Irish
>I am a combination of both but with a Southern English accent

not a bad combo

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>>73638039

WTF I hate slags now

>>73638027
It makes no sense, religion is also true whether you believe it or not.

>>73637773
my bollocks

>>73637987
Wasn't that hip hop and R&B or are they the same shit?

>>73638040
if anything this is an argument for england and wales not being celt

>>73638040
get fucked sheep shagger

>>73638081
JANNY

why are celts so desperate for the english to be celtic

>>73637872
yeah but it was only after 1815 until 1914 that we were the clear superpower

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>>73637995
Authoritarians have the best taste
China was a great venue, really put on a good show

London was mediocre after Beijing and Rio was terrible

>>73637344
Fantastic post

Ultimate put down

Didn't even know "bint" was a word yesterday, but now it's the first word that pops into my mind when I see a woman.

>>73637773
fire

>>73638038

I'm trying to make my character an Argonian necromancer or at least a very powerful mage character.

Also should I join the Dawnguard when the time comes or not?

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>>73638081

>tfw full rorke but me and my gf are borderline non-white

Bit of shitty situation ngl

>>73638129
thats arabic for woman you paki cunt

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NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

>>73638078
taig

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Which Oswald is best Oswald?

>>73638110
salt lake city was nice

I used to play skyrim but then I took an arrow to the knee heheheheheheheheehehehehe

>>73638140
It's alright lad, not as if rorkes are known for their intelligence

>>73638081
wish that was my ballbag, slowly getting destroyed by a horrible disease

>>73638135
Go to the ritual stone if you haven't already, it's outside whiterun, it's power is a must for necromancers.

And no, be a vampire if you're going for the mage route. Dawnguard is for fighters.

>>73638135
nerd

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>>73638101
Ah yes very germanic

>>73638156
should of* you fucking reprobate

>>73638170
woman Oswald looks like she drives a 1998 Ford Fiesta with maccies bags in the footwell and has a kid called McKenzie

skyrim is such a boring overrated gamr

>>73638182
nearly spat out my tea

>>73638170
"why you wanna hurt my papa?"

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>>73638180

litearlly nothing wrong with renting your shitpipe out to big burly men, nothing

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>>73638170
you already know the answer

reading about Ed Wood (the Plan 9 From Outer Space guy)'s war record

guy was hardcore. jesus

the witcher 3>skyrim

>>73638221
You paint a beautiful picture tb h

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492057907588.webm

>>73638209
>choosing a time period before the roman or germanic settlements
ah yes.... very good

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>>73638241
>>73638170
tickled me

>>73638211
american education.

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Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?

>>73638269
why are celts so sneaky

>>73638256
obviously, it's loads newer

>>73638256
Not even on the same level

Like comparing harry potter to war and peace

>>73638256
id like to play the witcher 2 & 3 but I hate starting series half way through
and I've tried several times to get through the first one but the combat is so boring and I hate the MC quite a lot

>>73638078
A have a bit of Scottish (maybe)
Otherwise half English ('pa) half French ('ma)
And a bit of Alsace on my mother's side.
Just North of London for my 'pa near Stevenage.

Quite like it

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>>73638269
Very germanic :^)

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Can't wait for a free trade and free movement deal to be negotiated with Japan once we leave the EU

>>73638263
holy shit thats not porn thats fucking hilarious

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No need to worry.

>>73638287
>tfw I will never have a year to just mod morrowind to the brim and do a whole playthrough at a leisurely pace

>>73638332
>>73638352
the pair of you fuck off

>>73638287
*types in BOLLOCKBREATH*

>>73638319
really makes you think

been feeling a bit suicidal recently lads. cant explain it. got a good life and i've never had mental health problems before.

bit worried.

>>73638370
sorry guv'nor.

>>73638316
3 is pretty standalone desu, i see your point though

>>73638281
it's what they say in the game you FUCKING idiot.

>>73638064
Yeah that a tidy box tbf

>>73638389
do it lad, it will be good banter

As I write these words, you are six years old. I am thirty. I am in my prime, but I know already I'll never teach you how to shoot a bow, nor how to ride a horse or care for a sword. I'll never take you on a raid nor fishing.

I took a wound to my knee during the last raid. It's taken a turn for the worse. It shouldn't have taken more than a few days to heal over... but something got in my blood. Wound's full of pus, stinks. I'm losing feeling. The druids say it's beyond their help, and that I'll bleed to death if they cut off my leg.

So I'm preparing for death. You're in for some tough years, lad. Our family's got a great many enemies. I've defended you against them, but now you'll be on your own. Perhaps someone will help you - and perhaps not. That's why I've had part of our goods hidden - in Old Ule's house, under the floorboards. That way no one can take it from you, no one can steal it - and you can dig it up once you're all grown. I've asked your mother to give you this letter after you start your eighteenth spring.

You take that silver, son. Buy yourself a fine blade, some armour, a horse. Raid the Continent. Exact revenge on the men who did you wrong after my death. Make me proud.

I never told you this, but I always felt i: I love you, Janne. I hope one day we'll meet in the halls of Freya's eternal green garden and you'll tell me about your life, The life I was not able to see.

>>73638370
We operate a gastropub in Toronto.

got an upset tummy

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>>73638389

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>>73638433
this one?

>>73638430
not a single syllable

nothing wrong with a bit of bollock on bollock action

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>>73638467
>black bull

>>73638389
Have you tried buying more stuff?
Works for me.

>>73638316
2 has a very good 'catch-up' at the start

Alternatively watch a video on YouTube that explains it

TW3 is one of the greatest games I've ever played hands down

Gimme something interesting to read on Wikipedia

>>73638467
HNNNNNNNNG

>>73638412
https://youtu.be/Aj7bu-1SoPw?t=37s
hm. subtitles disagree.

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>>73638467
No. This one.

The bikes are our gimmick.

>>73638430
VERY disappointed that no spuds were mashed, no plums popped, no knackers obliterated and no scrotes torn asunder in this post

this thread can suck my knob

>>73638580
>>73638580
>>73638580

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>>73638563
chemical weapons convention
pretty interesting read and quite topical too

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>TW3 is one of the greatest games I've ever played hands down

>>73638325
r1b is italo-celtic. Much of it was spread by the romans :^)

>>73638548
as long as the combat is something more than clicking a million times I will do it

>>73638563
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_space_groups

>>73638263
what the actual fuck
>I like it
>sauce please?

>>73638720
Ah yes Belgium

hey janny why are there two brit threads up?