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Counting Down Edition
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muzzies? not a fan
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/int/ is shit right now
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>"I'm Greek"
>can't speak Greek
>extent of knowledge about Greece is that they eat lamb
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Sick of southerners, yanks, and canadians

Canadians mostly.
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>>73634564
You do realise neither country have functioning aircraft carriers let alone enough to transport enough planes over to get successful air superiority and launch a proper invasion you stupid cunt?
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Have a nan who was born in India and half of my great grandparents were born in India. They are all ethnically Anglo-Indian.

I can even apply for what is essentially a lifetime work visa for India because I'm closely related to people born in India.

I consider myself ethnically Anglo-Indian, culturally English (and always have Indian food at family meetups), and citizenshiply British
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Queen of Brit
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>>73634868
What'd I do...
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>>73634867
triggered
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Would love ww3 right now tbqh.
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this fucking gif lads
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My boiler is doing my fucking NUT in!!

Earlier on the pressure was really fucking high causing scolding water to leak everywhere, so I bled the radiators and got it back down to an acceptable level.

Then the cunt decided to drop to a point where it was too low to operate, so I let some pressure back in and now when the heating comes on it gets too high again.

GONNA FUCKING SMASH THIS CUNT!!!!!
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Slower generals get bumped off the board by easter spam but we are eternal
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>>73634895
churn out a lot of really shitty and really reddity posts. I just don't like canadian posting at all really.
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>>73634880
>I can even apply for what is essentially a lifetime work visa for India because I'm closely related to people born in India.
Omg well jelly!! xx
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>>73634868
>Sick of southerners

You didn't need to go any further than that really.
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>Slower generals get bumped off the board by easter spam but we are eternal
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>>73634918
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>>73634926
I don't do that though...
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fucked up the nobs on this runts boiler and hes about to blow his top
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>>73634934
not going to do it though because it means spending £200 and going to Birmingham
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>>73634880
My gran was born in india and her family came back to the UK through the ol' Suez canal

can I apply for Indian bennies because I'm closely related?
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>>73634844
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I am literally more American than this lad is Greek.
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Should I go Tesco lads.

Wanna cook tomorrow but all the freaks come out at night desu
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Lat 'choon: https://youtu.be/jsVRj7VvfWc
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bad need to choke a fat ugly slag with my mangled knob

need this very much
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>>73634970
dont care
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Reminder that it's Saturday night on a bank holiday weekend and you're sat on this fucking board posting autistic shit.
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>>73635029
and? why would I want to do anything else? I've been a normie before and it's shite
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>>73635029

You're right lad I should be out with my """"""girlfriend"""""" or my """"""friends"""""".
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>>73635029
what else would I be doing? Bouncing around in some ghastly sweaty nightclub getting my eardrums exploded and paying £8 for a shot of vodka alongside braindead normie cunts? no thank you
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>>73635029
im tired fuk u
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>>73634217
>>73634217
>>73634217
>>73634217
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>17-Year-Old Girl and Boyfriend Suspected of Killing Her Grandparents
http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/22701-17-year-old-girl-and-boyfriend-allegedly-murder-her-grandparents
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huEtJw7pfLk
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>>73634979
there aren't any bennies, but you can get an Overseas Citizenship of India
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>>73635029
>implying I have anything to do with my life rn

plus I already did a lot of business this morning
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>>73635063
Always knew the scouts was bender central
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OUT OF MY WAY LIBTARD SHITS
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I lived in the USA for almost 5 years and fully embraced yank culture
I'm more American than this "Greek" guy is Greek
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social conservatism is the enemy
not muslims or reactionaries, although they both are social conservatives
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>>73635105
>Ethiopia
How's life?
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>>73635145
THAT IS NAWT A LEGITUHMUT FORWM OF PROWTEST
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>>73635118
might do it one day when I'm really really bored
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-mXXYv8KCM [Embed]
skip to 13:22
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>>73635145
Can't believe he's in his mid 30's
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>>73635151
My pants are off, my hair is falling out and I'm eating Nutella with a spoon.

Had a minor motorbike accident today and my beautiful bike is all scuffed.
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anime
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>>73635208
have you ever seen an elephant
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>>73635205
He looks like he's in his early 30s desu
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>>73634902
saw mine in there
sick
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I have a song stuck in my head that goes "dada dada da da da da dadada da dadada da".
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Did you know that Are Liz was the Queen of a Communist Atheist state?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Revolutionary_Government_(Grenada)

Really makes me think. No, I'm not joking, this genuinely does boggle my mind.
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>>73635208
what bike do you have? I'm looking to get a good reliable bike for urban and rough road riding
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>>73635228
Ye, your mum's been round mine before
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>>73635149
This.
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>>73635208
Is it true that Ethiopia is communist?
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>>73635210
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>[Embed] [Embed]
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>>73635258
Fz07
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>>73635196
not him
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taking the dogs to run around at the park
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Goin to Tesco lads, anyone want anything?

Might have some stuff reduced
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>>73635253
Ah, okay. I've remembered it: https://youtu.be/QtxlCsVKkvY
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>>73635098
beautiful
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Protein bars have an awful texture
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>>73635337
Some kinder eggs please.
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Lads this "Ethiopian" poster is actually a fat white boy baiting you for (you)s.

Do NOT respond to him.
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>>73635315
why do you live in Ethiopia lad? what do you do? do you have slaves?
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just want to be happy lads, not even happy actually, just comfy and content. dont care about being rich or successful desu
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>>73635208
>pants

FOY
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>>73635337
6er of cider
Lent ends tomorrow :)
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>>73635256
>The government suspended the constitution and ruled by decree until it engulfed into civil war and was removed by a United States military intervention on 25 October 1983
hmmm, ah yes, yanks
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gf wants to kiss all the time and it's tiring
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>>73635029

went out with the so called 'friends' a few weeks ago after not seeing them for 4 months. Had a fucking shit night. Went to a club and embarrassed myself with my abnormie ways. Paid £60 for 4 shit drinks. Once again realise I can't relate to people on any level. Worst part is I basically invited myself even though I got the feeling the so-called friends didn't want me there.
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>>73635381
he's posted proof Tbf
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>>73635381
hes posted himself a lot
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northern ireland is british
brexit was a shit idea
donald trump is a tool and possibly dangerous
gays are fine and should be allowed to get married

just a bit of wisdom from me there
drugs should be legal
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>>73635381
he's a good lad though
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shit lads I've been doing it wrong all this time
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>>73635464
mong
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>>73635381
Well his "bait" is better than anything you've ever posted
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>>73635464
how could you possibly have been doing that before?
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gay niggers on doctor who? not a fan
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>>73635388
>>73635388
I like living here. Ethnostates are bretty gud imo.

Inb4 rorke
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JANNY
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>>73635434
>>73635441
>>73635459
>>73635489

warning lads
the ethiopian poster has hired shills to trick you on his behalf

ignore them too
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>>73635464
how the fuck else did you think you were supposed to do it
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friends have been conveniently forgetting to invite me to their plans

probably because I don't really add anything of value and have a negative attitude
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why do beer labels always strongly stress that they're IMPORTED when literally every other consumable product goes miles out of their way to avoid that designation?
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EVERYDAY IS LIIIIKE SUNDAY
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>>73635495
Do women seriously expect us to have penises that big? What unrealistic expectations.
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>>73635454
>northern ireland is british
yes
>brexit was a shit idea
think we'll have to wait and see, probably tho lad
>trump
based
>gays are fine
governments should stay out of private lives and bedrooms, of course they're fine
>legal drugs
weed yeah
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>>73635535
as in eat out of each pot at your discretion. It's a much better method
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anime is cartoons
god is real
the word poo is funny

just a bit of wisdom from me there
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>>73635495
his willy looks like a poo
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What day is it tomorrow?
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>>73635515
but what about it do you like
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>>73635543
SUPERGIIIIIIIIIRL
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>>73635559
>those middle school tier math equations
ah yes, leftists
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>>73635543

Me on the left
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>>73635543
forget the bird look at that fella

not gay but phwoar

wonder what the context of this photo is - who took the photo, who's the guy?
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shit lads I've been doing it wrong all this time
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>>73635591
I feel less anxiety.
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>>73635495
>>73635543
>>73635600
Tfw I have a bigger Willy but will never fuck her
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>>73635572
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>>73635636
>middle school
not a real thing yankee doodle
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>>73635600

>(((annie leibovitz)))

really gets the ol' cogs whirring
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What if I can't think of anything lads?

What do I do then?
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>>73635664
fucking christ you're such a boring cunt

who would have thought that talking to someone in your unique position would be so fucking drab
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on the bed with the chinese gf doing some uni work
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>>73635704
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>73635636
>can't defend why we spend so much on """(((defence)))""" while there are kids getting fuck all nutrition
ah yes, retarded piece of shit cunts
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>>73635581
That question is better answered in song. *pulls out guitar*
*starts playing*: https://youtu.be/l12tJEH0ub0
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>>73635695
I'm a black guy living in Africa. Not sure how that qualifies as unique.
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Really fancy going out tonight lads

Not got a stitch to wear though
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>>73635716
>chinese gf
FUCKING STOP
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human rights? not a fan
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Tim confirmed as actor
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>>73635704
>faggot
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>>73635315
you ruined it already! what happened
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>>73635722
to keep up with the rest of the world's military development
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c

haha missing the old man a bit here lads

stupid cunt
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capitalism? not a fan
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>>73635781
Lowsided going through a construction site.

It's fine from a functional standpoint. Only damage is the gear lever, clutch lever and plastics.
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Ah yes, Doctor Who, a show watched by little children, trying to normalize homosexual relationships at 7pm on a saturday

Think the Russians have got it right when they say all sexually deviant propaganda should be banned 2bh
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A hard Tory Brexit creating a race to the bottom economy? Nah I'll pass lad
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>>73635848
>normalize
fuck off yank
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>>73635723
Used to play that song all the time when I was 16. Impressed I still remember all the chords.

Timeless.
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awooo
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Chicks without dicks? Nah not a fan
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>>73635790
>to keep up with the rest of the world's military development
Goood goy
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>>73635848
>normalise
they are normal though?
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>>73635850
whos racing to the bottom in that situation?
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>when people say you're too cocky and not humble whatsoever
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dumb pirate frogposter
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>>73635850
>a race to the bottom
>gggggrrr those bloody businesses and middle-class workers not wanting to spend 40% of their labour-time working to feed and house rasheed. How fucking dare they?
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>>73635850

we're already in a race to the bottom economy and have been since the Tories gained power
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>>73635692
Bet drowning feels fucking awful desu
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>>73635848
>normalize
иди нaхyй aмepикaнeц
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>>73635900
nice argument
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>>73635951
blood covered hands typed this post
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She looks so smart
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Twenty-four hours to save the NHS
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the eu is holding us ransom lads we should just be able to vote to not pay debts if we don't want to
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>>73635974
I didn't make an argument. I don't get what you mean by this post.
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>>73634878
What are you talking about? UK has a blue water navy
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>girl at work
>fit as FUCK
>like her
>know she likes me but she has a BF
>always flirting like a cunt but everytime I try anything she has to mention her BF
>last night
>at mates house
>fucked up on coke and booze
>randomly text her ''I'm going to fuck you one day you know''
>no reply

Gonna be very awkward on Monday. hahahahaha
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I remember when Doctor Who used to be a science fiction show and not some pozzy gender-bending teenage fanfiction
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>>73635987
you've got such a basic tesco-tier taste in women
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>>73636035
it was sarcastic
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Guarantee I'm the most left wing person here as a Trotskyite
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>>73636039
Bit ominous lmao. Hope she has a sense if humour.
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Don't mind me, I'd just be willing to live in a pigsty as long as the rag with the correct colours flies over my head and they play the right theme tune at the world cup for ARE BOYS.
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>>73636064
Bet you're the youngest too
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>>73636044
Post your goal gf then, jerk
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green letters ahahhahaha
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>>73636039
> you act up so badly she literally has to repeatedly remind you she has a boyfriend
> you get cunted on drugs and send her creepy text messages
the absolute state of you
hope you get done for sexual harassment
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>>73636039

Hmmm my bird got that text, went mental and punched her in the eye because I thought she was cheating, hah! If only I had known!
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>>73636039
fuuuuuuuucked it
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>>73635245
saw mine too lel
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>'I'm going to fuck you one day you know
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what's Tim's political ideology?
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>>73636039
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>if you ask me i think THESE LETTERS ARE COOL AS FUCK
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>>73636098

There are literal underagers posting here and you're one of the, so no
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>>73636170
why do you hate the word nigger?
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One word I'd use to describe myself? Effervescent. Magical.
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Why is lesbian porn considered "normal" but gay porn seems weird?
Like, the thought of lesbian porn just seems fine to me and what a lot of blokes do, but my female friend just told me she was just watching porn of a guy face fucking another guy and I found the thought horrifying
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>>73636068
She will understand I'm sure.

>>73636114
Fuck her. I don't need her, I can get so many other girls.

>>73636121
nah. She loves the attention. Probably got off on it, the dirty tart.
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>>73636142
Radical Schizophrenic
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oi oi, hope you lads aren't up to any cheeky business
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> get fucked on illegal drugs and text the poor girl you work with who already thinks you're a creepy cunt that you're going to fuck her
imagine doing this lmao
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dumb pirate frogpsoter
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>>73636142
non euclidean
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>>73635695
Fuck off runt he's the best poster we have
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>>73636039
really fucked that one mate just hope she doesn't get her bf involved (probably will if she's one to go around dropping the I have a bf line all the time as you say)

rip runt
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>>73636138
gonna take this image and post a new thread with it as the op

stay tuned
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>>73636172
JANNY!!!!!!!
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>All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
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>Guarantee I'm the most left wing person here as a Trotskyite
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>>73636195
fuck off dicklicki
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>>73636200

>hides spliff behind back

Heheh no officer
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>>73636195
you're a grade A runtoid
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>>73636216
>leaving a space between > and the greentext
imagine doing this lmao
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Out of nutella
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memba tha nyny sicks la
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>>73636254
meddling in the middle east's affairs was a mistake.

Literally who gives a shit if some goat fuckers in robes kill each other?
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>at work
>work with a creep
>always trying to flirt with me
>I be nice, but I always remind him I have a boyfriend
>somehow he gets my number
>text me "I'm going to fuck you one day you know"
>I don't reply

Gonna be awkward on Monday
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>>73636255

Literally engineered that post to get fedora-esque replies

I am the puppet master, runt.
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what are benzos like lads? be honest x
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hitler and trotsky are my favorite leaders
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>>73636241
Her BF is a skinny fat cunt. I honestly fantasize every day about kicking his face in.

Really gets me off.

>>73636271
Still better than you

>>73636339
go FUCK off MATE
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>>73636359
shut the fuck up
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>>73636293
I have an odd habit of calling it "neuftella". Trauma from those language classes in Middle School no doubt .
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>>73636331
our oil supply does
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>>73636339

>American flag

Tragically doubting your tale of events
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>>73636373
>favorite

FOY
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>>73636254
>>All those moments will be lost in time
like literally everything else
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>goes senile and simultaneously becomes a left wing pansy

gets the neurons firing
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a skinny fat cunt is better than you hahaha
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>>73636377
you sound really aggressive and cringey desu

remind me of the kid in school with crippling ADHD who had to take ritalin
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>>73636390
I've got a long work commute
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>>73636254
whatever happened to the twin towers anyway

never see them in NYC skyline shots any more
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>>73636193
the sodomy aspect I reckon
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>>73636385
Canada has the biggest deposit of oil ever discovered. Why didn't you just invade them?
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>>73636138
spectacular post, thanks for cheering me up a drop
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>>73636457
>Canada has the biggest deposit of oil ever discovered
that means nothing. the middle east has vastly more oil
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>>73636359
took benzos and woke up 2 days later to a man at the door delivering a grand piano
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the loneliness and direction my life has gone causes an awful tightness in my chest at times. It gets worse when someone reminds me of the lonliness, my lack of intimacy.
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>>73636359
make you mentally and physically relaxed, a very nice experience, especially if you're anxious.

also make you a bit drowsy and dopey, especially if you're not used to them
>>
Rolling Stones are far superior to the beatles
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>>73636420
lol nice one
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>>73636448
haha... mate...
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>>73636426
he's a cokehead....
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>>73636426
All that test mate.

Honestly, I would choose kicking the fuck out of him over fucking her any day of the week.

Even if she never spoke to me again I would still choose the former.
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>teddy's mine now, tim
what do you think he would do?
>>
>>73636494
good post
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>>73636339
>>73636431
A female human being, I understand. I am a fan of the female race. Perhaps we may kindle the flames of friendship through the friction of conversation?
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Cheeky flutter
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the so called 'f
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>the loneliness and direction my life has gone causes an awful tightness in my chest at times. It gets worse when someone reminds me of the lonliness, my lack of intimacy.
>>
>>73636525
could honestly squeeze the juice out of your malnourished little head like a grape between my forefinger and thumb
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>>73635245
which one?

think my italian toad made it in
>>
I have an idea for a new hairstyle I want to try out.

It's like, a verse mohawk on the top of the head, but those farmer like mutton chops.

Pic related will be the end result.

What do you think?
>>
>>73636525
not a scintilla of this post was registered by my brain and I already know it was terrible, consider logging off
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>>73636555
which bookmaker is this
>>
sister's started singing abba
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>>73636556
>le manic pixie
fuck off
>>
>>73636193

penis in anus is bit weird
>>
post more hats
>>
>>73636580
Just because you can fedora, doesnt mean you should
>>
>>73636606
vocaroo it cunt
>>
*bites your willy off*
>>
>>73636592
>verse
reverse*
>>
>>73636592
runtish hairstyle conceivable
>>
>>73636596
Penguin publishing
>>
>>73636556

Legit pulled a girl that looks like her at the club last night lmao

Bit of a biter wahey
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if london were to be hypothetically removed from the UK, what would be the most drastic difference?
>>
>>73636587
Mate I would LOVE to see you try.

I would take so much enjoyment out of smacking you up and down the street like the runt you are.

>>73636593
fuck off
>>
>>73636643
thats a man lmao
unlucky
>>
punk should have died with the sex pistols the way grunge did with nirvana

literally shudder at the subsequent spectacles referring to themselves as 'punk'
>>
>>73636637
>started
thanks
I really wanted to know what Americans thought
oh wait I didn't
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>post more hats
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>>73636643
>>
a skinny fat cunt will always be better than you
>>
>>73636419
Hmmmyes Ian McKellen has only been a leftist pansy recently and most certainly not for decades like say 30 cunting years ago in 1988 when he came out no siree you are correct and not a retarded cunt
>>
>>73636643
How do you actually go home with a girl from clubs? What do you say to them?
>>
>>73636616

Sorry bro you'll make it
>>
>>73636647
We would shift from a financial to a industrial economy
>>
when did 190kg go from le sensitive wallflower to wannabe brick shithouse?
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the leftist gf
>>
>>73636671
I feel the same way about Hip Hop and when Pac and Biggie died.
>>
>>73636671
grime should've died when wiley made wearing my rolex
>>
>>73636647
big hole where london used to be
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Hunky chunky almonds
>>
>>73636698
let's go home
>>
>>73636699
it wasnt me, i just sympathise as i felt that way before
>>
>>73636647
We'd be much poorer and more white by percentage.

I think it would be worth it
>>
>>73636690
look mate, I've got nothing against gay people but I don't want you posting any bent shit on here. Keep that to yourself, ok?

Fanny only.
>>
>>73636715
jesus wept
>>
>>73636740
Is that it?
>>
>>73636647
probably the swift and complete collapse of the british economy would be the most notable difference, at least in day-to-day life
>>
>>73636758
good night
>>
>>73636715
Verne Troyer looks a bit rough nowadays
>>
>>73636647
london would be gone
>>
>>73636698

You just give them the eyes and say fancy back to mine for a quick shag gorgeous?

>>73636691
>>73636669

Jealous virgins fuck off
>>
>>73636715
People who look like this are usually nice people.

t. Knower.
>>
>>73636715
girls like that just need a really good dicking
>>
>>73636759
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
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>Keep that to yourself, ok?
'd
>>
>>73636694
i'm talking about captain picard you spacker
>>
>>73636715
she's right wing
>>
i am virgin and proud
>>
rorke the kinda nigga to wear cicas looooool
>>
>>73636741

White knight faggot so have i
>>
got compared to a young Damon Albarn earlier lads
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>friends says "make yourself at home"
>proceed to do a big poop in their toilet
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>>73636789
Jealous virgin here, wish I had the confidence to that desu
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>>73636853
>poop
fuck off yank
>>
>>73636647
the midlands engine becomes the beating heart of the economy
>>
>>73636647
financial industry would be fucked and the commuter belt house prices would collapse, causing a general crash in house prices accompanying unemployment and reccession following the loss of the financial industry, also we would lose 1/8 of the population
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somali_Democratic_Republic
imagine thinking that
1. socialism can work
2. that africans will just adopt perfectly to your socialist utopia when you get there
>>
>>73636872
terrorist apologist
>>
>>73636879
Yeah. The Jolly Ol' United Kingdom it is known as bum-snake.
>>
How's t' toad folder coming along for tomorrow lads
>>
Best arctic monkeys album?

Professional opinions only please
>>
>>73634806
VERY good Karen
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WE
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>>73636945
All shit
>>
>>73636891
it was a military junta that called itself socialist to get help from the ussr, who barely did anything to help other than the early 1970s
>>
>>73636945
unironically AM
>>
>>73636932
known as poo
>>
>>73636838

I'm not a white knight, i just dont see a reason to bully him over something many of us have felt, fedora-posting has its uses and yes use it when someone is being too cringey, but he wasnt, so i just think you should have refrained.
Its just my opinion on the 'dora, i said nothing against you m8, i'm sure youre a great guy
>>
>>73636973
>>73636973
>>73636973
>>73636973
new
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>>73636945
wonderwall
>>
this man is disgusting
>>
> arctic monkeys
I literature don't listen to music after 1980. I listen to the Smiths and Biggie Smalls, but rarely, and mostly ironically.
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>>73636853
>staying with my mate at his nan's once
>did such a huge shit I blocked their toilet
>he had to ring her up and ask her if she had a plunger
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>>73636939
got 300+
>>
you better be watching the KINO that is britains got more talent with stephen cucks your wife mulhern
>>
>>73636981

The only serious answer and yet the worse, the answer is whatever people say I am that's what I'm not
>>
>>73636945
Antics
>>
>>73636591
the trippy one
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