Ask a french drunk guy anything !

Does getting drunk help ease the pain of being French?

>>73632961
What beverage have you partaken?

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Anything !

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Any monarchists here? I'm gonna decapitate you're ass!

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>>73633055
I'm just happy to be an ubermench sorry canuck
>>73633055
red label (whikey)

>>73632961
poste ta soeur steeeeeeeeeeeeeplééééé steeeeeepléééééé

¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨::::èèèèèèççççààààà^çèééé....è

just discoered that my keyboard has a french setting

fuck you frogs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!É!ÉÉ!ÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉéÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈèç^àç;

>>73633150
Johnnie Walker?

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>>73633381
One of my ex :p
>>73633518
yes
>>73633491
héhé

>>73633043
faggot

Who are you voting for french amigo

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>>73633728
I have no fucking idea !!! reeeeeee
dubs tell me what to vote

T'es d'où mon pote ?

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>>73633792
idf

>>73633560
Is today easter? Whiskey sounds good about right now, but I don't want some religious clerk giving me a hard time.

>>73633560
c'est une blaine ton ex

>>73633560
Now those are some fatty titties

>>73633825
Ah. C'est con t'avais l'air sympatoche :/

Do French people really hate the English?

>>73633855
>>73633787
i got dub
tu votes pour Emmanuel Macron

hey demain je viens chez toi on se met une seconde cuite ok

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>>73633840
its'on sunday/monday
>>73633855
ils sont mieux en vrai !
>>73633859
she's not event fat :'(
>>73633898
english are the eternal enemy, us are the eternal bros
>>73633940
bon bah ok mais je suis triste

>>73634024
es tu parisien?

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>>73634065
oui :(

>>73633825
Moi aussi MAMEN

>>73634117
paris est la seule bonne ville au france.
comme je dis: paris ou rien.

>>73633898
That would mean I hate myself anon.

Which I do

>>73634117
redpill moi sur les mamadou les bougnoules(les hrissa-les couscous) son't t-ils vraiments des sauvage comme certain anon affirme ??

>>73632961
the french revolution was a mistake
>>73633129
kike

>>73634314
Beaucoup le sont mais beaucoup ne le sont pas aussi.
Difficile à dire lolo

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>>73634191
sois pas timide faut me poser des questions persos
>>73634247
I don't
>>73634314
pas vraiment, juste une minorité de relou mais en général non.

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>>73634388
no, divine monarchy is dumb

>>73634203
Ta gueule le ketur
TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON TOULON

>>73635241
non la goulette-tunis la goulette-tunis la goulette-tunis

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>>73632961
What have you done for your country lately?

>>73632961
You like history much?

>>73633150
>>73634483
>>73635596
>cringe : the pics

>>73633560
ugly tits

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>>73635915
Don't be mad Karim, Africa is a nice place to live in.

>>73636701
i really feel bad for ben garrison

>>73634412
Alors comment vont les "affaires" (sens figuré et deuxième sens figuré)

>>73636815
What happened?

what is your honest opinion about my cunt?

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>>73634024
What number shot are you on, lad?

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>>73633129
My ancestors were the severed arm of the royal french empire.

The king guaranteed french citizenship to all of my ancestors decendants. He was the lead bodyguard of the bishop of new france.

My last name is actually a "war name" given by the royal french army. The old mill of my family from the 1600s is still standing right outside the old roman provincial capital... and my gothic real last name and the fact that my ancestors were land owners implies roman roots too

Still dodging the guillotines desu

i really like france

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>>73636943

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>>73633898
LOL
i've literally never heard anyone saying bad things about the UK and the english people with genuine dislike
People don't think about english people
I think it's them who have a problem with us
I was really surprised when coming here how much they hate us

>>73632961
When are you going to return Alsace Lorraine?

>>73638119
Alsace-Lorraine belongs to France, sorry...

t. alsatian

best french car ever made?

>>73638203
>Alsace-Lorraine belongs to France
For now.

Is French cheese really that good?

>>73638463
I don't know about french cheese but american cheese sure is disgusting, it's like eating plastic

>>73638305
What are you implying, my germanic friend?

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>>73638260

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>>73638524
Uhm thanks for answering my question with a response about America.

>>73638463
I guess so. If everybody say it's good then I guess it's for a reason.

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>>73638536
>my germanic friend

>>73638524
You're talking about processed kraft cheese. Colby, Monterey, and Pepper Jack are pretty good.

>>73638046
wrong

>>73632961
Did you know the guillotine, or the Halifax Gibbet as it should be known, was an English invention?

>>73638046
>french are incapable of nuance
that famous british humour

>>73638046
>he saves screenshots of posts from anonymous

Very sad and totally irrelevant.

>>73632961
Why are french girls so slutty and love cheating?

>>73638046
He spells calibre wrong and hates our cromwell
he's not english

>>73638993
Wouldn't you enjoy having as many dicks in you if you were a girl?

>>73638867
England is a french invention.

>>73639034
No, I'd be loyal to my loved one.

t. A baguette girl broke my heart

>>73638524
Well what Cheese do you eat? Apparently not cheese made in France.

How salty were you ( plural ) when you lost the Euro football cup

Why do you hate Jewish people?

>>73639059
England was a nation and unified before the Norman conquest, sweetheart.

>>73639059
and we're all better off for it

thanks france

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Should I smoke another bowl?

>>73639080
bwahahaha they're not meant for this

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>>73639134
What number republic is France on at the moment, like the 4th or something isn't it? I can never keep count with them chopping and changing so much, they're never unified for more than two seconds. What England can be thankful for though is certain regions of France being bros.

How do I get a French girlfriend?

I'm a mongrel of various European nationalities but the biggest portion of my family is French and I want kids who are less of a mongrel than me.

>>73639268
It is the Fifth Republic, and please don't be disrespectful

>>73639355
go to africa it is the same

>>73639558
please do not be disrespectful to france

>>73639652
>a britbong telling me to respect my own country
fuck off moron you have no right to say this, your entire country disrespect mine since your very creation so fuck off to hell

Why do the French spend so much time eating lunch/dinner?
I'm actually just curious.

>>73639748
france created england so I doubt it

Who is the hottest purebred French woman?

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>>73639509

>>73639905
Audrey tatou

>>73639975
She's a bit mature now, and that seems like a very entry-level choice.

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>>73640041
Lola Le Lann

>>73639862
Short answer:
Because we can and because we should.

Long answer:
We can because we have the food culture (don't believe le expensive French cuisine meme btw, traditional French food is cheap and very comfy).
And we should because it is also an excuse to socialize with people, be it your coworkers for lunch during weekdays or family at night or in the weekends.

We're slowly losing this great tradition though, thanks coca-colonization

t. French expat in Japan

>>73639862
What? We don't take much time. 25-30 minutes for lunch is the average if you're eating a normal meal. But with family at home it's like an hour or more.
When festivities it can last 1.5 hours

I bet you saw that stupid video on YT by Seeker Daily or whatever their name is now when these fucking idiots said we eat for 4 hours every day at lunch
those guys are one more reason i hate americans

>>73639975
She looks like a Spaniard.

>>73633560
Immonde

>>73640833
Attractive french girls are the ones that could pass for spaniards, so most qts are in the southern parts.

>>73633560
tits of obese girl

>>73640967
More like an obese man.

>>73633787
Roll for melenchon

>>73633787
Reroll >>73641884

>>73632961
Are you drunk enough to ask your triple ex (the girl you tried before your ex was your ex) for anal sex?

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>>73642111
Drunk self check incoming. Feels gud, homebois.

>>73638119

When are you going to give back our natural claim

>>73632961
do you suck dicks?

>>73633787
La pen

>>73635241
Toulon c'est à chier, sincèrement, d'Aix-en-prov