/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

My God, somebody said it's on, if it isn't I'll be set
To blow a nigga up, with my Five Fingers of Death
I bring it to his whole damn senpai, understand
If he frontin, on any man down with the Clan
I be comin, for the headpiece you can't cope
For my brother, I bring it to the Pope, word to mother
Serial, killa, style from Big Isle
No Stat, my peoples are you with me where you at?
Shit's gettin deep in here, I mean thick
Niggaz lookin all in my face like they want dick
It's about to hit the fan, hit the flo'
That's all I can stands, and I can't stands no mo'
What is it? Niggaz think they bigga
Cause they got the finga on the trigga of a pistol
They don't know I'm wicked, when I start to kick it
With the raw sound, wash it down with a Mystic
Then I add a Snapple, nigga want the juice
But he don't want the hassle
Then we try to overthrow the castle
Better yet the tent when I'm comin to your town
Black man, the rental, God, the pistol
YAH! If you don't want a burn from GLOCK
Then beware, I buck shots, we move up, the buck stops
Here, no more dough will be made
Unless it's being made by hoes

Should we officially invite Japan to join /cum/

Need some girlpucci

>>73632197
no

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the bf

>>73632282
from last thread

>>73632338
ok nice. I'm not a huge fan of it, or bellingham. my town just does't have a flag

>tfw californian gf
Thank you for her she is wonderful

>>73632197
Maybe.

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drumpf

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cancuck flag comfirmed for good

1. Keep it simple.
2. Use meaningful symbolism.
3. Use two to three basic colours.
4. No lettering or seals.
5. Be distinct or be related.

California IMO:
1. pass
2. pass
3. fail
4. fail
5. pass

>>73632531
Shes beautiful

>>73632338
>a
>fucking
>leaf

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>>73632554
You're welcome now fix europe so that I can find a French gf safely

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>>73632585
related

>>73631951
would make a nice sister flag for chicago

>>73632584
I don't dislike canada's flag

>>73632584
what's up with that no measured last centimeter on the right?

>>73632683
ok

>>73632628
Can i be your gf? My gf is bi too so I don't think she would mind, we can both be your gfs

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>>73632570

>>73632584
From a purely aesthetic standpoint its one of the best flags on earth... but I dislike the wanton disregard for this country's heritage

>>73632695
i had to stretch the flag to get it fitting so its not perfect

Whats /cum/ official flag?

I think the washington state flag isn't good

>>73632585
That shit would make a lot of sense if we didn't have fifty fucking states all with different flags, all with like 20 counties each it their own flags

What do you want us to do, have literally a thousand simple flags that are all just different colored veriants of each other?

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>>73632737
>paying 4 bucks for a kinder surprise egg is freedom

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Scandinavian flag family is very nice.

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>>73632729
Ok sure that sounds fun
I have 2 French gfs now

>>73632737
A bit expensive. Probably it's because of the risk to get caught importing the egg.

>>73632764
50 red leaves with an eagle eating a snake on each leaf

>>73632729
Only if I can fuck you while you fuck her, that way it's like I'm fucking both of you by extension

>>73632831
t. mixed subhuman

>>73632798
Ideally yes.

>>73632635
Cute flag

Kinder Eggs are allright
You can buy an entire box of them really cheap in mexico and just bring them over
border security doesn't check lol

>>73632873
Not an argument, and that bill is fake because Massachusetts sales tax wasn't applied to the subtotal. Clearly bought online

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For documentation purposes only

>>73632933
>You can buy an entire box of them really cheap in mexico and just bring them over
>border security doesn't check lol

Reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

>>73632981
They can't stop me I'm CIA

>>73632949
receipt*

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>>73633002
are you mentally retarded?

>>73632628
What is even happening here

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>>73632764

>>73633044
maybe in leafistan but we dont call them bills here

Need a (You) real fast it's important

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>>73632764
try to holding your vomit

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>>73632798
>>73632908

If counties had to have some relation to state flags then that would be much more aesthetic. Counties would be instantly recognizable if you know the state flag and that would also make counties more likely to feel like a community inside their state.

>>73633078
migrants trying to get into trucks to cross the chunnel
>>73633083
idc faggot im right

>>73633101
here (You) go

>>73632957
Just checked the catalog and counted and made a statistic:

Generals that aren't /cum/: 25
Easter threads: 64, including some meta threads (threads about the Easter threads)
All other threads: 62

>>73633078
brown people trying to hitch a ride into europe

>>73633106
I like it

why are leafs so autistic?

>>73633184
because we hate newfag redditors like yourself

>>73633106
>tries
>vomits anyway

>>73633178
TON KAT SZU
its quite good 2bh

>>73633178
thats disgusting

>>73633178
whats the point of that? every time i have katsu the pork gets soggy

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>american famous quotes

>>73633172
that's in calais

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>>73633258

madonna used to be a bangable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52iW3lcpK5M

post music

>>73633178
I'd eat it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITucGzGrEy4

why havent you visited montreal yet? its the best city in north america

>>73633285
yes it is, calais, france, europe

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>>73633328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR8rCFHeU1A&t=2399s

C A L M

>>73633328
Aging isn't funny. Rejuvenation should be invented already t-b-h.

>>73633390
you dont hitch a ride into europe from within europe, theyre trying to hitch rides to england

>>73633422
pure sophism

>>73633485
No...? Your statement implies they're in turkey or something, trying to get into europe which isnt the case. Sorrry i want this guy to understand what is going on in the webm

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Imma post this again if y'all weren't here this morning

how many different pizzas do exist?

>>73633538
Ok. You're right. And I hate you for being more correct than me. Never reply to me again.

Gettin REAL bored of this hospital buds

Americans be like
>easter.exe has stopped working

>>73633611
steal some drugs

>>73633586
Did he died?

>>73633586
Did he break his arm?

>>73633629
of course

>>73633611
Order pizza

>>73633624
"lol"

>>73633652
That's not so cool. I thought he only had a brain concussion. Or that what anon said here: >>73633647

>>73633611
get the nurse to suck your inflated ball bag

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Thinking of fast food tonight, guys.
What should I get?

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WHY IS NIER SO FUCKING HARD ON HARD
I PLAYED FOR 40 MINUTES AND I DIE TO THE SECOND BOSS
REMEMBER NO SAVE POINTS

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>>73633258
>>73633316

Just a reminder that in the end you will have only three choices: 1. Follow Christ 2. Follow Civil Authority (not Civil Power, but legitimate, lawful, and thus Christian Authority -- the Christian Empire *and* Republic has *not* fallen and we must fight for it -- Stand, Men of the West!) 3. Follow your own conscience. The conflicts between the three are largely apparent, not real, if you use Reason (Logos). What you Assent to will inform what your Actions are. Some things are for you to decide and do (eph himon) and some are not. Live in accord with Nature, not contrary to it, according to the dictates of your conscience, which if you listen will be a true guide. No not lightly throw aside Duty, Office, and Loyalty. Honour is within, and not always regarded by the World or by applause of the crowd or (You)s on 4chan. That is the Stoic message for those who live under Empire.

>>73633629
>>73633647
>>73633706

j/k, broke his hand though

http://imgur.com/gallery/LGwQEmA

>>73633711
Chinese, sweet and sour pork with fried noodles

>>73633611
Here in Switzerland they throw you out of the hospitals shortly after an operation. My aunt just had a surgery on her foot and was released from hospital unable to really walk.

>>73633707
I'm sorry let's be friends again.

>>73633750
Was thinking about Chinese tonight. I love grubhub

Does anyone want to see the eczema outbreak on my finger?

>>73633878
no

>>73633901
OK, it's not much to look at right now, just a kind of bumpy texture. Once it starts blistering and flaking away in a few days it'll be a real sight.

what's your job?

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>after sun burning my skin is now tanning
>my body will actually be one color now

this is good.

>>73633955
cara on mobile or someone else?

>>73633953
Professional cuckold

>>73633953
Lifeguard/ swim instructor.
Professional incel.
Expert hermit.

>>73633955
mexicans get sun burnt?

dio mio

>>73633953
I park people's cars for a living

>>73633996
oh wtf the extra flag just appeared
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>73634022
supervise people doing that*

>>73633996

let it load man, i can see my flag.

>>73634017
it hurt pretty bad yesterday.

>>73633953
Money Maker.

>>73633953
product safety for a chemical company. Basically a lawyer who doesn't get paid like a lawyer

>>73634015
>Lifeguard
chads out

>>73634057
>incel and hermit
>chad

>>73633768
*spits on palm and extends out hand*

lets shake on it partner

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never properly learned how to swim

what is it like to park another man's car?

>>73634162
black people OUT

>>73634173
I imagine it's a bit like fucking another man's wife

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>mfw slowly starting to become attracted to my brother
What do I do? He's straight, much better looking and older than I am. Really doubt he would feel the same.

>>73634217
repent your filthy sinner

>>73634217
Check yourself into an asylum immediately and never check out.

>>73634217
>What do I do?
gas yourself

>>73634211
wow, you must have to be really cool to be a valet then

>>73634245
>>73634253
Not an answer.

>>73634251
I'm considering it before I inevitably do something wrong and completely ruin my relationship with him.

Don't like the wait time it takes for the valet to park my car and fuck my wife in it.

I'm hungry honey, can't we just go sit down and eat one we get there for once?

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>>73634217

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>i post anime pictures combined with homosexual acts

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>>73634217
Holy fucking shit

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>>73634317
How about you repress your twisted sexual desires and masturbate to regular women getting plowed

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*blocks your path*

>>73634217
Sorry, but I thought about it. I think I can't believe it.

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the penis seems bigger lately desu

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492286023478.webm

haha wow, don't you just love the democrats

also, guess what tribe he is part of

>>73634507
nofap works

>>73634507
must be the eggs and spinach for brekkie

>>73634470
I just can't stop thinking about him. It mainly started one night when he was showering and came out completely naked, his huge dick flopping around and whatnot. It made me so hard.

>>73634217
You unironically need to kill yourself. Incest is degenerate as fuck.

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>>73634530

He looks like an actual cuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKEFFZ-UBSY

fucking 50 hit combo at the beginning

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>>73634558
You're making this up.

>>73634530
Is he joking or is he part of the anti white mass psychosis; or are all people with anti white mass psychosis joking?

>vermont has more artisan maple syrup production per mile than canada
this angers the canadian

>>73634603
I wish I was.

>>73634593
hes a leader in the Maine democrat party

I'd bet actual money hes into cuck stuff

>>73634605
hes serious about thinking its a good thing but he was trying to make a joke about thinking that

>>73634682
I hate Maine democrats 2bh
they're all cucks

>>73634540
that and an addition of asparagus

>>73634536
I've noticed that. But if anything I've been fapping more because the new addition.

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>>73634657
You need therapy, bud. Unironically move to Tibet and learn a martial art among buddhist monks and learn their ways.

>>73634786
Why therapy though? There's nothing wrong with loving your relatives that way. They're human too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwvDNpiKUj0

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some fuckery

Do you ever just make up blatantly false and absurd stories and facts and post them just to get replies? I sometimes do.

Adding flags to 4chan was a fucking mistake. I've never been more ashamed of my country when flags were first added here and I found out who was really doing all the degenerate posting.

>>73634835
DEJA VU

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>>73634830
>nothing wrong with loving your relatives that way
You tell yourself this to justify your own feelings toward your brother. You can silence this lust through meditation.

There is something wrong with it. Not only will you not be able to get anything out of it, it harms your hopes of true love and life satisfaction.

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looks like easter toad posting has died down

>>73634846
The thinking man only does it for views

>>73634846
You are too desperate for attention. Address this problem.

>>73634846
is this a blatantly false and absurd story and fact you posted just to get some replies?

>>73634652
all canadian maple syrup production is concentrated in southern quebec, and quebec produces 2/3 of the world's supply iirc

Any Oklahomans in here? Explain yourselves:

http://newsok.com/okc-woman-who-used-witch-persona-in-child-abuse-sentenced-to-three-life-terms/article/5545493

>>73634930
it's not even sunday yet

Easter posting has me excited for July 4th posting again.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federation_of_Quebec_Maple_Syrup_Producers

>95% of Canadian maple syrup is produced in Quebec
>77% of the Earth's maple syrup is produced in Quebec

are you even trying?

>>73635005
this was driven almost entirely by australia. it'll die down

>>73635048
enjoyed a nice cold glass of Quebec(TM) Maple Suryp for breky this morning

http://www.parenting.com/fertility/planning/more-single-guys-are-turning-to-surrogacy-to-become-dads

Going to do this in a few years.

>>73634162
Really important that you do learn. Adult classes are really chill but you have to be ok with me holding you at times.

>>73634148
*shakes*

fucking hell there's a lot of yanks in here, grim

>>73634217
Cut your pork and beans off to stop yourself from feeling incestual homosexual desires.

>>73635092
c-can u teach me? :3

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>durham

grim

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>>73635004
I'm an Okie actually. Every state has its loonies, we're actually a lot more tame than most other state tbqh. We do have a lot of christian fanatics though

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>99% of US filberts (hazelnuts) are produced in Oregon

are you even trying?

>>73635202
I'm allergic

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>mfw I don't want to shag my brother

>>73635311
It's only natural to not want to fuck your brother

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>>73635202
>filberts

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*explains what a legume is*

>>73635295
shame, they're delicious

>>73635170
No, I can't. DO NOT TRY TO TECH YOURSELF because you will probably drown. Pay 150$ and take adult 1.
Swimming is really a great thing to be able to do.

>>73635390
which community centre should I register at to make sure I get you as an instructor

>>73635202
>hazelnuts

Why is Oregon so gay?

>>73635440
Proximity to California

>>73635437
trinity bellwoods or mary mccormick crc
let out a soft reee so I can identify you

what's going on in north america then

what do you people do

what do hazelnuts taste like? ive only ever had nutella

>>73635440
filberts are delicious

>>73635502
We suck each others dicks.
Come join us, Nigel.

>>73635494
I'm sorry, but can you not be homophobic?

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>tfw ywn have your American bf hug you and grab your butt from behind while you're cooking him a hamburger

My brother has a friend over and I can't go upstairs.

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TFW NO BIG CULO LATINA GF

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I just don't like being shirtless. Not even fat or anything it's just uncomfortable.
We should bring this style back

>tfw need to make three batches of pudaheya (pirogi) for tomorrow and haven't even started

>>73635658
The male one piece. Fucking retarded

>>73635658
underarmor sport shirt + lifeguard pinny works for me

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Stop getting haircuts

>California: The state that feeds a nation

SO blessed and honored to know I put food on the table for all my American friends here. LOVE to know my little men are well fed. God bless.

>>73635593
>in 5 years the number of prison gay people on 4chan will rise by 600%
this statistic is worrysome

>>73635703
need to have something to cover up my hairy nipples

I only buy food from the local co-op

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>I only buy food from the local co-op

>>73635758
you don't do anything but post shit on the internet dumb chi

>>73635593
you don't make burgers or have bf

My brother is bringing me some candy he got on his trip to grorious nippon ^_______^

identity got stolen lads

really heemed

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>>73635932
I know

>>73635925
so tsundere lmao!

*gives you a noogei*

cute little guy

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>>73635964
it was me ahah

>>73635608
why don't you make him your friend?

>>73635964
how do we know it's relaly you posting then

>>73635964
How do we know it's really you?

>>73635658
We should, it's kino.

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>>73635964
How did it happen?

Captcha:
I wonder what happens in the autobus discrict

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stop /brit/posting

>>73635985
fuck you chi nigger pennsylvania makes all the pretzels chips and mushrooms in the country and we don't need your chi slave farms to feed us cunt

>>73636014
stop saying that fucking word

>>73636017
military and the company i worked for after both had data breaches

fucking kikes planned it well, the second my free gibsmedat fraud protection service expired they struck

>>73635994
too afraid of rejection
safer to just be perpetually alone

>>73636050
>Penn produces salty snacks and fungi

wow thank you so much

how do i build up the courage to talk to a qt chinese girl in my class?

>>73636052
kiNO

>>73636122
Just accept the fact that you're a beta

>>73636122
Step 1: Be white.
There you go.

>>73636122
discuss something piano related. all chinese girls play piano

>>73635777
Shave your fucking nipples
>>73636122
Realize she's probably a geek. Like 90% of asians here are geeks

is there some kind of application process for white priviledge that I forgot to do
or am I being scammed

>>73636244
>shaving body hair
what are you gay?

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>>73636071
I'm with you, anon

>>73636111
>california produces chis and degenerate culture
wow break off from the continent nigger

>>73636052
>>73636158
that word it only supposed to refer to a film or television series.
example: Wow, I just watched Sandy Wexler and it was definitely kino!

>>73636071
sad. I could have gone to a mariners game yesterday but I would have to have with my brother and he was going with his cool baseball friends and he didn't want to have me there too

>>73636295
Manscaping is completely acceptable

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>>73636308

Why is he playing guitar with a cross

>>73636295
>not shaving body hair
What are you, a gorilla? I'm not telling you to shave your arms or your legs, just trim your damn nipple hairs and maybe your chest and back and happy trail. That shit is gross

>>73636244
I would find it hilarious to see a weeaboo Chinese girl.

>>73636308
I love 4chan because of the people I can meet on here but unfortunately I can't romance you.

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>>73632038

>>73632912
Thank you :3

>>73636351
It's easier to just avoid swimming pools and beaches

*clicked thatloud youtubers thing by jacksfilms*
>most of the youtubers in that video are brown
really joggin the noggin

>>73636421
why don'y you wear a long sleeve sun shirt?

>>73636421
worry about drowning when sea levels rise because of global warming
don't worry about your disgusting body it's a swimming pool there will be other disgusting people on display

If you live in North Carolina hop on any Radiohead song on Audiosurf. I'll be at or near the top of the local leaderboard (this one asshole really, really likes Kid A)

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should I go buy some beer?

>>73636421
Buy a small electric razor. It's super easy to trim your body hair with one of those. I'd never take an actual razor to my body

>>73636493
weed>beer

>>73636493
absolutely

>>73636479
What's audiosurf?

>>73636452
because it's easier to just avoid swimming pools and beaches
pools are cold and nasty anyway. full of piss and vomit and chemicals

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Why the fuck is everyone an alcoholic on /cum/

If you ever drink alone you may as well kill yourself.

The United States is the only decent large country on Earth.
Prove me wrong.

>>73636493
Buy me some, please.
please. i pay double

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>>73636479
I really, really like Kid A too

>>73636499
If you're really hairy they kinda suck for a lot of places, like the ass.

>>73636554
Turn 21 already you fuck

cum lol

>>73636601
unless you're putting things up there, there is no reason to shave the bum

>>73636751
This.

>>73636549
everyone here is depressed

>>73635749
>tfw I did this two years ago

>>73636862
long hair is a pain and I can't be bothered with the stigma

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>>73636751

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>>73636071
>I know that feel

I bought some cookie dough yesterday. should I bake some cookies or just eat it

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well lads

>>73636913
you seem upset, is something wrong?

>>73636935
modern life is very lonely :(

>>73636963
>putin is breeding an army of easily upset team killers
not worried

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There are people who buy premade cookie and pizza dough

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>I shave my nipple hair

>>73636963
CS:Source > CS 1.6 > CS:GO

bought a 12 pk of coors lite bottles

wtf

>>73637153
CS:GO is for gays

>>73637023
>there are people here who ruin pizzas by burning the toppings

>>73637023
usually I make my own but I'm living in a dorm right now so I don't really have space to make the dough

*teleports inside you*

there are alcoholic plebes here who drink coors lite

>>73637288
P-please... b-be gentle~
*shivers*

made my own kombucha when I lived in the dorms
it was easier than sneaking alcohol in

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>hurr durr muh chinese girl wont talk to me
>hurr durr im sucha weeaboo faggot
>muh feels
>muh anime
>muh faggotry
>muh vidya games
>muh dumbass shit

stop posting in this fucking garbage pale fulla faggots

you are a man.

exercise and go outside. go read about something worthwhile. go educate yourself, better yourself as a man. stop putting your energy into this place.
you are your fathers son and the son of all his fathers before him. You are the son of soldiers and blacksmiths and farmers.
This shit is disgraceful. Virtually anything is more worthwhile than spending your time here.

This place is cancer.

Look into the eyes of the animal and read it again.

>>73637389
im a gril

>>73637350
my roomate it majoring in minemaking and fermentation and next year we are getting an apartment and he's going to try making moonshine

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>>hurr durr muh chinese girl wont talk to me
>>hurr durr im sucha weeaboo faggot
>>muh feels
>>muh anime
>>muh faggotry
>>muh vidya games
>>muh dumbass shit

>stop posting in this fucking garbage pale fulla faggots

>you are a man.

>exercise and go outside. go read about something worthwhile. go educate yourself, better yourself as a man. stop putting your energy into this place.
>you are your fathers son and the son of all his fathers before him. You are the son of soldiers and blacksmiths and farmers.
>This shit is disgraceful. Virtually anything is more worthwhile than spending your time here.

>This place is cancer.

>Look into the eyes of the animal and read it again.

>>73637419
be my gf haha

>>73637422
>he's going to try making moonshine

dont do this in an apartment

>>73637479
haha we can be friends

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Ah yes, snapchat

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>commitment lite

>>73637522
>tfw not getting in on hookup culture

>>73637494
it's his deal. I'm not going to tell him not to

>>73637419
don't believe

>>73637522
Is marriage an escalation of commitment?

any girls here please add me on snapchat or kik

>>73637614
whats ur thing

so should I make cookies

>>73637674
Yes and give me sum

>>73637674
nah just eat the dough

>>73637674
Yes.

>>73637637
DickJohnson99

>>73637637
HEEMsYou22

my phone just decided to start doing updates for some reason

hmmmmm

im going dancing tonight should i get drunk or do mdma

>>73637774
visit the church and pray for your soul

@73637774

you should stop being a degenerate

>>73637774
stop ingesting psychoactive chemicals

NEW
>>73637827
>>73637827
>>73637827

>>73637701
>>73637700
hm. Illinois seems like a more trustworthy state. but his county is names after a RV. i need a tiebreaker

nerds lmao

i think ill snort a lil mdma in the bathroom and smoke a joint outside, gets me vibing hard

>>73632197
yes

>>73637023
Premade cookie dough tastes the same as homemade though

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>>73632585
>>73632635
>>73632912
>>73636412
I kinda like this redesign somebody did. Removes the lettering and makes it a bit more bold, fits the rules a bit better. I could do without the bear facing the other way though (it was made by some calexit dude, its some retarded symbolism about "going a new way"). Put the bear back in its original place and its good.