/brit/

maisie

communism

good

basil in dutch is basilicum

Anime

>>73630343
toss some gravy on them
lovely jubley

>>73630343
I'll have a tea plenty of milk 5 sugars

may-z is now twen-t

what's that manchester thing where they go "ee arr"?

does janny take Easter? off?

designer drugs

oh yeah the IRA are trillionaires, didn't you know?


sure mate loool

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A88iw0Kdcs4

Really makes you think

I dunno why but I used to HATE custard creams as a kid but now I've seen the truth that they are literally manna from god.

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Feels good, men.

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>>73630343
STELLAR edition

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cara

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dunno anything about breast sizes but by my reckoning these are considerably large

very interesting article lads
http://thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/review-chumbawumba-tubthumping-chimblywimbles-whoopsie-doodle/

oo arr

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rorkina

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>>73630390

gonna go to the local ira branch and ask for a loan

vape nation

V I\I

>>73630396
>>73630398
*zips willy*

>>73630422
>these odds
footy betting is fricked

>>73630395
she's also ug-ly

>>73630438
stop posting this ugly mong

>>73630434
Them fucking legs

Honestly fuming you lads didn't give me a single thank you post after I finish the Irish or British game

>>>/tv/81645157

>>73630441
WOW!!! THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY GOOD!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD TO THE VERY LAST CHEW!! TO THE VERY VERY LAST SPECK OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR’S AND SWALLOWING YO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!! I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SO SO SO TASTY!!! AND SMELLS SO YUMMY!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE FOLKS!! I DON’T NEED A RIDE!!! I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO SMELL THIS ALL THE WAY OUT THERE!!! LOVE YOU !!! :)

So I was taking a walk the other day, and I seen a woman - a blind woman - pacing up and down the sidewalk. She seemed to be a bit frustrated, as if she had dropped something and having a hard time finding it. So after watching her struggle for a while, I decide to go over and lend a helping hand, y'know? "Hello, ma'am, can I be of any assistance? It seems to me that you have lost something. I would like to help you find it." She replied: "Oh yes, you have lost something. You've lost your life."

>>73630400
here you are

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>>73630458
shes the polar opposite to are sara though

Ate what could be considered a very hairy fanny last night

>>73630458
are you blind lad

imagine meeting a lovely girl and she thinks you're lovely too and then you're in love

>>73630434
fuck me she ain't wearing much is she

>>73630469
Cheers mate it was good fun x

Much better than the usual shitposting

>>73630488
tell more

have developed a strong fetish for hairy vaginas

>>73630480
>>73630490
her eyes are too close together
man face

the IRA own most of the potato production in Ireland

>>73630472
That's what your mum said when I gave her a taste of my man milk desu

Racial superiority in order:
Indians
Whites
Asians
Spics
Sandniggers
Pakis
Blacks

got a poo a brewing

>>73630480
She's hideous

>>73630480
is it a man though?

>>73630467
Ladyboy I hanged out with earlier had chunker legs then that

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was this the reason rosy deleted her account and started doing findom?

>>73630480
actually looks like a bloke in drag

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what do you lads reckon the chances are of a space battle happening within our lifetimes

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>>73630542
no shes just jewish

>>73630434
I'm horned out now

Time for a wank sesh

the janitor will not be pleased

>>73630516
yeah I suppose

if you're bent

>>73630480
Who would win in a fight between her and Sara?

>>73630513
Was on a high amount of mdma so was just gurning through a girls pubes and hoping it felt good

>>73630569
would give her the foreskin so she can circumcise me with her teeth if you get what I mean lads

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>>73630569
a jewish rorkette?

Need a daddy issues gf.

>>73630567
how can you shoot bullets without gravity?

Rorke Shocked, Paki rocks!. . .

business idea: move to amsterdam

>>73630565
>her noise the size of pairs

genuinely what did she mean by this

>>73630532
>indians
>pakis
>sandniggers
>asians
all same thing

I'd take right wing politicians seriously if they were more eloquent and left wing ones more seriously if they appealed to emotion less

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a festival celebrating the resurrection of our lord and savior?

>>73630565
Kek

>>73630565
Are they English? Why are they talking like American hoodrats? Christ..

>She finna put her shit in blast bitch nigga xDD

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>implying you wouldn't shag her

business idea: land reclamation in doggerland
at the same time we chop down mountains and use the rocks to make doggerland

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>>73630600
Thought you already had one?

zing

>we dare insult the yanks for herbs
>while we have the travesty that is lieutenant

>>73630613
"Both the size and shape of her nose resembles those of a pear", I believe.

>>73630630
farage is eloquent

>>73630630
>if they were more eloquent
>Who is Jacob Rees-Mogg

business idea: have at least 7 children

>>73630630
Are Moggy is the most eloquent politician on the planet.

>>73630673
he is a radical centrist

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wake up

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Guys, How do you become successful in life when you got almost no qualifications and job experience?

>>73630667
Low blow senpai.

>>73630661
please stop posting pics of my gf

>>73630668
only stubborn old people go "lef-tenant"
most people just say it like the yanks

Business idea. Make one giant city to house everyone in Britain, let the rest be farms and nature

TMO is back on.

>>>/tv/81658180

>>73630661
(((Goldenberg)))

listening to the works of thoven bey, sub saharas finest composer

>>73630700
you don't, you just bide time waiting for death

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>>73630661
imagine a political threesome with ash on the far right, sara on the far left and me as a radical centrist phwoar

>>73630700
Military service.

>>73630709
if everyone lived in the city who would run the farms you pillock

"herbs" vs "'erbs" is how we distinguish ourselves from the canadians

http://www.strawpoll.me/12753464

http://www.strawpoll.me/12753464

http://www.strawpoll.me/12753464

http://www.strawpoll.me/12753464

http://www.strawpoll.me/12753464

Want to become a human toilet for a cute girl.

Not so much to ask is it?

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>>73630709
Business idea: do this but use the rest of the space to house refugees

>>73630720
not all jews are evil

>>73630671
Not really, he repeats himself a lot
>>73630673
>>73630690
One outlier I suppose

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Woah did you know that William The Conqueror's advisor was black?
Thanks BBC for shedding light on this.
#blackandbritish

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might cop this

>>73630700
achieve inner peace

>>73630603
Lasers

>>73630733
robotic farm machines like in interstellar

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Last one. Reckon she was genuinely on a night out after this was filmed.

>>73630760
fucking bbc

burn it all down
itv will be the new channel 1

>>73630733
robots innit

FOOKIN CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5pdgyOzJtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5pdgyOzJtE

>>73630749
>Third world countries start having 2 children each rather than 4.5.
This will positively effect literally all the other options

>>73630650
Probably just southerners.

>>73630774
Fucking hellllllll

Why am I not railing a girl like this rn

>>73630774
nah she's just a massive slag

>>73630775
>not promoting channel 5 to channel 1

>>73630801
>This will positively effect literally all the other options
not really.
As much as I hate the fact that Somali women have 6 kids - Somalis don't contribute to global warming.

We do though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0LIO138Z-A
post shoegaze chunes

does wanking to the thought of a 16 year old you shagged when you were 16 make you a nonce?

>>73630774
Noice.

>>73630833
spoken like a true cager

Did some festive OC lads

>>73630852
>>73630852
>>73630852
>>73630852

thinking about a week I spent in this shitty little studio in Pigalle with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen lads, spent all day visiting dodgy sex shops, eating pastries and drinking runt tier wine

she's gone now but it's nice to think about

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me and the gf

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>get up to anything exciting on Easter weekend anon?
>yeah perved on a pointless contestant for (You)s
>very impressive

>>73630749
If every country is as rich as norway than theres gonna be a lot less immigration and a lot better immigrants

>>73630859
>16 year old you shagged when you were 16

Y-yeah....

Ha...ha...

>>73630833
India is also a third world country and produces massive amounts of pollution, probably will become the largest producer in the world in a few decades

>>73630859
yes

making a promise to myself to chat up at least 1 girl a month from now on. who's with me?

>>73630874
she just looks so mongy compared to him

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this is where i stay when i'm in EL-AY

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>>73630867
fuck off bikeman

>>73630774
Black man and a White women

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>eerm yeah... mad innit

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>>get up to anything exciting on Easter weekend anon?
>>yeah made and posted toads on /int/ for (You)s
>>very impressive

Someone please explain the Easter Pepe meme

>>73630915
They both look fairly monglike

What the fuck is your man wearing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xallkfcYOs

certified tune

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Hmmm

>>73630915
she is a beautiful jewish princess

noticed recently I always hold my breathe when I'm about to fart even though I don't think there's any physical reason to

>>73630874
she must be tiny

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>>73630916
>More baths than beds

>>73630954
my cousins on the jewish side of my family look considerably better

>>73630921
OOOOooHHH chimpanzee that MONKEYNEWS. what's the monkey news for this week karl?

>>73630935
Prediction before clicking on this video: It will be shit

Result: It was even worse than I imagined

>>73630949
that image on the right is taken at the infamous Adventure Island, Southend-on-Sea

>>73630932
Ameriblubbers do not celebrate the death and resurrection of Christ.

>>73630980
Shit taste

>>73630967
5'2 with D cups.
Perfection if you ask me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39610937
>There are no longer any people from the 1800s alive on Earth.

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>cagers

>>73630917
>oh look at me as i enjoy paying for road tax and car insurance and oops almost forgot to top up my petrol
ah yes, cars

browsing leftypol

>>73631000
need a 5'2 girlfriend

>>73630978
eerrrmm... have you heard the phrase... 'monkey business'?

>>73630996
shit cunt

*puts the lime in the coconut*
what now?

>>73630874
excellent photo of this jew and cryptojew

>>73631020
'sheed

>>73630971
When was the full res of this posted and why

Howling

>>73631029
yes, go on

>>73631037
you shake it all up

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Very nice picture of my wife.

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>>73630994

Might have to get an Israeli gf lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgzmbwRNfmA

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>browsing leftypol

>>73630971
Still can't believe this madman actually posted the full res pic. Wish I could remember the thread he did it in.

glad milo and that girl have been incorporated into the alt-right
really drives a wedge between the anti-sjws and the hardliners

Kicking off in Berkley again
https://youtu.be/gUpKIj7OrqM

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31p for this whole pack lads.

>>73631087
looks a bit mongy

>>73631037
RIP in peace

>>73630971
5 en suites and a main bathroom you working class pleb

>>73631113
>tower gate

povvo cunt

>>73631093
>>73631059
rorke and o'rourke sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G

>>73631113
Butter on digestives is god-tier

>>73631037
*Forces my willy down your throat*

>>73631108
milo's career is literally dead

The "alt right" is gay as fuck and for autistic nerds that can't express themselves through anything but niche politics

Lmao fuck the alt right

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Guess what the search term is

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>>73631159

>>73631011
oh no, i was just reading about her earlier
shame

wonder when jeanne calment will be beaten

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*sips*

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>>73631011
>diet of three eggs - two raw - each day for more than 90 years

>>73631159
after reading this post i wish i wasnt alive

>>>/tv/81658180
hello

>>73631159
I put nutella on mine

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>The "alt right" is gay as fuck and for autistic nerds that can't express themselves through anything but niche politics

>>73631174
black?

>>73631174
pizza

>>73631159
you're mentally ill

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When will London be demolished and a nice forest planted in it's place?

The UK needs more trees, not more non-Brits.

>>73631195
NEED a muslim gf tbqhwy

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>>73631195
why do people keep posting this paki
who is she?
what did she do?

why are people obsessed with her?

there's literally a billion pakis yet this one is posted, why?

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*drops mic*

>>73631120
v rude

>>73631175
>>73631202
>>73631225
Trust me try it lads... it's okay to dip them in tea but not spreading butter on them
>>73631214
Have to try that sometime

need an attractive paki gf to race mix with lads

>>73631234
business idea: knock down everything but failsworth and solihull

>>73631011
>being a pensioner for almost half your life
ah yes, living

>>73631246
Had one message me on a dating site the other day. Not sure how to proceed. Think I'll go for it because her eyes are lovely.

>>73631159
I eat them plain

>>73631249
She's good looking

>>73631286
doing that now. easily the best.

>>73631275
>Implying you are forced to stop working at 65

>>73631109
me with the rifle

>>73631159
state of this fucking post

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>>73631266
cracking post

>>73631324
What's wrong with doing that?

>>73631268
callum post

>>73631310
>implying being "old" for half your life is great fun

Been away for a while. Anybody call dibs on Saffiyah Khan? Would quite like to marry her.

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>>73631219
>>73631222
It's cuck

Solution to our problems: Give France mainland Europe

Thumbs up if you agree.

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thanks to everyone that turned out for Grandad's funeral earlier

sent him off properly - exactly what he wanted x

>>73631346
>being off your head on opiates and being old and able to just chill isn't comfy

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>racemixing when you can have this

Y

>>73631346
All I do is sit around playing videogames and watching anime desu not like being old would impact that in any way

>>73631369
>>73631369
>>73631369

NEW

>>73631363
well i was close with black desu, i know how much italians love their habesha ass

>>73631159
All the mongs hating on this objectively GOAT snack.

>>73631331
she's persisn

>>73631372
SCREAMING

>>73631400
STATE OF THIS LAD.

>>73631410
It is pretty nice, but I prefer butter and jam on Weetabix. It's actually what it was originally made for.

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>>73631331

http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/a-man-allegedly-linked-with-the-apex-gang-faces-court-over-robberies/news-story/f9646cd0f5d4c32dfc6748ba958cb51a

ah man here I was thinking Australia didn't have a problem with non-abo niggers

>>73631450
way too much ass

>>73631450
good post

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>>73631450
Pants cut that high are for grannies

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>>73631450

>>73631380
Not attracted to white women. Actually want a Somali wife

anime

>>73631481
always wondered if australia has roadmen

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>>73631426
>>73631450
Pakis are Indo-persian

need a persian gf

If you haven't eaten at least six hot cross buns since yesterday you can fuck off.

>>73631521
fucking this so much, i dont even find white women attractive anymore except for milfs

>leftards get outraged at this man defending his property and not the literal gorillas stealing from him

https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/35039178/outrage-after-melbourne-convenience-store-hangs-up-sign-banning-black-teens/#page1

leftism really is a mental illness

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>>73631528

>>73631380
>when you can have this
but i can't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwwM5YGUVZo

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>>73631521
>>73631561

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUpKIj7OrqM
think it's starting to kick off

>not spreading butter on digestives before pouring low-calorie sweetener and forcefully ramming it into your bollocks
state of this thread

>>73631450
poundshop Kim K

>>73631576
is this a tranny?

>>73631607
Iceland comparison

>>73631548
Same, mate. I went to Iran and it only made the feeling worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyWaiEHlaCQ

>>73631566
1>3>2

>>73631588
white women are cunts m8 don't believe the hype

>>73631562
>A milk bar owner
What did they mean by this

>>73631588
Can't help it.

>>73631566
1,3,2

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>>73631564

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Women of a promiscuous nature, perhaps?

>>73631566
source please guvnor

>>73631641
>In Australia, a milk bar is a suburban local general store or café

Hello

>>73631109
you should watch this, someone just got a nice right hook.

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>>73631528

>>73631668
wouldn't mind munching on her shitbox as she spoiled the footie results for me

don't want anything. I just want to live by myself in a cave.

>>73631562
How is this even legal? I thought Australia was a """nanny state"""

>>73631591
fascinating, man-children throwing firecrackers

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>>73631651

fucking women need to be put out of business

what with their soft skin and bouncy bottoms and breasts and such

begone, foul femininity

>>73631670
Gita Hadizadeh

>>73631713
did you not see the punch up?

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>>73631726

The united states should cease its wanton aggression against North korea

need a levantine arab gf (preferably secular or christian)

>>73631751
hot desu

>>73631738
>(Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>>73631779
SHART

anime?
not a fanime.

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anhurmai

Cried infront of this beautiful girl before and she gave me a hug and started to wipe the tears of my face
My heart nearly melted it was the cutest thing ever

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>>73631751

Got a bit drunk on Tinder last night. Started talking to this girl exclusively in Alan Partridge quotes.

Long story short, does anybody know of any good owl sanctuaries?

>>73631811
gf does this to me all the time

anime? more like inhuman, like the people who watch it

>>73631773
bit bigoted

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>>73631818

kendrick is so fucking boring and preachy now
literally went to SHIT after gkmc

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Ah yes the anime autism time.

>>73631815
genuinely had a right laugh

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>>73631815

any fellow irishmen here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OUjwQNiMwM

have a £10 amazon voucher to spend desu

>>73631815
This is why I don't watch anime
2 nukes was not enough

business idea: white people have lots of kids

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>>73631803
>>73631874

>Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

>>73631831
I miss having a gf, I'm still in love with her after 6 years and when we broke up she had a baby. I think it might be mine
Literally cucking her new BF if so

>>73631840
love is love x

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Thoughts? Feels like a new era

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>>73631890
I'll need a dozen slags, stat.

1 man + 3 nails = 4 giveness

wish someone would unplug me from the mortal realm

>>73631949
think i should be ushered onto the next life when i reach 30

>>73631949
literally could not care less tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZCASiTwako

haha tim's mad

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>>73631874

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>>73631876
>with a girl from work
>she's from boston on a uni exchange thing
>telling me about how she's going to Dublin
>know what's coming so decide to bait it
>"oh do you have any Irish heritage"
>yeah I'm half Irish
>"oh okay so your mum or your dad is Irish?"
>no my mom's grandparents were Irish and moved to Boston

>>73631890
i'll see you hung for that, you bloody racist

>>73631916

get major feels whenever I read those

>>73632012
love em

really makes the past seem more real

2000 years ago lads were also posting about doing a poo and having a wank

>>73631991
lived with an american fella who literally referred to ireland as "the motherland"

>>73631886
buy us a gf with a feminine penis

>>73631916
ROMA
O M
M O
AMOR

gf has basically said she wants me to pay for a spa day for her birthday

is this extortion? it's like 80 quid. I thought I was supposed to come up with gifts for her, not have them dictated to me.

>>73632075
Did he call America the mother ship?

>>73631876
would they have sex with me if I was there

>>73632099
buy her one of those back massagers on a stick, my mom has one and she loves it

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>>73632105

>>73632130
good post, yank

new

>>73632158
>>73632158
>>73632158