cornwall holidays edition
Going to play Elder Scrolls Online cuz it's free this weekend.
Never any good content in the first 30 posts
Feets
emily
wtf
Easter?
>>73625448
it's rubbish
>>73625392
good edition, has a bit of a childhood reminisce
business idea: require people to have a voting license which requires them to past a difficult test on politics and economics and stuff
if you don't have one, you can't vote
>>73625428
nice innit
like soft, fishy pork
>>73625461
is that the australian mong
>>73625479
good post
got some great content that i'll reserve until after the first 30 posts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariko_Aoki_phenomenon
SHART IN BOOKSTORE.
>>73625402
Looks like shit
>>73625458
>tfw she deleted her Youtube channel
offter bed
catch you on the flipside lads (new catchphrase, thoughts?)
>>73625400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnevjnLdjvo
was driving down roads like that today. not in cornwall though. wont catch me going to that shit-hole. not when superior Devon is next door.
>>73625470
Easter dess!
just made a brand new toad lads
>>73625440
Imagine spending real actual hard earned money on a wooden house
>>73625492
GOOD post this, disproves the aforementioned thesis on 30 post rule
>>73625457
Nonce
>>73625402
>looks like shit
>in a grim area
>area is also in the middle of nowhere
>in fucking Nebraska, a boring flyover state
ah yes, got my bags packed
>>73625565
>think we're having takeaway
>hungry and excited
>hear pots and pans clink in the kitchen
>die a little on the inside as I realise mum's cooking something instead
>>73625517
she still has an instagram for you to jack off to
just sharted in aisle 8
>>73625547
I really, really like this image. Mind if I save it?
>>73625592
>can't order his own food
Good God imagine being this kid
>>73625477
what makes it rubbish?
sharted on dartmoor
The resurrection of the son of God?
>>73625402
no wonder its so cheap lol the area is shit and the house looks like its made of cardbox
maya jama
>>73625590
I'm sorry retard, but what part of 'nonce' made you think I'd was asking for more??
>>73625596
already follow it mate, way ahead of you
>enter twitch stream
>someone there asks why no one is streaming right now
>>73625592
what kind of terrible peasants eat takeaway at home for a family meal
horrible
>>73625613
sure la
why did 80s/90s britain look so grim whereas 80s/90s america was the peak of civilisation
@73625590
this lad met up with another nonce on /r9k/ because they were sexually obsessed by two anime preteens from the same softcore porn show and they bummed each other probably while wearing dresses
did you know?
>feet
god awful fetish if you ask me, should all be binned, the lot of them.
>>73625633
How about you get in to the Easter spirit and go find my xbox
enjoying a nice brewdog punk ipa
>>73625640
*Does the number 3 on you*
>>73625392
Did 54mg concerta and I was drunk after 3 drinks
still feel it
>>73625625
> not eating meals with the family
you're the runtoid here
SW Britain has like 4-5 phenotypes max
go into a supermarket and you can tally them up
>>73625628
its lack of quality
>>73625658
???
80s New York was a dump, Miami was... well I'm sure you've seen Scareface.
LA - dump and still is.
cheeky skydiving cunts screaming like banshees till they pop thier chutes and it's currently 9:13am and this is my backyard
Fucking California
>>73625457
post real feet
>>73625645
what about her subreddit????????????
>>73625625
>someone is cooking food for me
>better order takeaway instead
le kinder egg
NEED a crossdressing bf to have sex with while I also crossdress
bonus points for anime wigs
>>73625725
Grim
always found it weird how americans rarely have actual physical borders separating their properties
>>73625735
Hmm?
>>73625691
don't really rate their beers desu
come draw some toads
>>73624429
Bentayga spotted
>>73625717
What are you talking about? 80's New York and Miami were kino.
>>73625720
Forgot pic, they are tiny
>>73625691
>could drink mikkeler
>drinks poodog
shame on you
>>73625711
>not living alone
Grim. Very grim
Why does /shit/ prefer /ptg/ to /sg/.
This is why the other generals mock us.
>>73625717
>Scareface
>>73625765
>live in london
>have only seen one of these
>>73625670
u remember me??!?!!?!
>>73625717
>big cities
small town America from the 50s-80s was the height of modern civilization friendo. compare that to the UK - literally nothing miners strikes and power cuts
>>73625461
is this an elaborate ruse
real toad hours who the fuck up smash that post button
>>73625756
some fences and hedges would improve those houses 2bh. looks a bit sparse with just lawn. all that space and they've done nothing with it. boring yankoids.
>>73625763
i think they're alright
they have a nice bar in berlin with very reasonable prices
Just eaten two massive helpings of delicious spag bol and I'm absolutely pinging off the walls
going to settle down with several bottles of wine now wahey
Hmm...
>>73625670
>while wearing dresses
cute
>>73625819
It's actually in the game, I just started playing, I thought there wad a bug so I restarted and made character differently and the baby was still black.
shagged a fat lass haha
I've been waiting two weeks for this, saving images like a madman now tbqh
>>73625843
fat arse
Some horse girl on POF sent me a message. What are horsey girls like? I don't know any.
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3102-W-Leota-St_North-Platte_NE_69101_M72733-49270
>£320k
REEEEE it's not fair
>>73625756
In places like that, you don't need them. There's enough space already.
We usually have fences. Fences everywhere in my neighborhood, so much that houses right by seem distant.
>>73625876
The Son of God?
>>73625807
never forget a story like that
when i get a job its the first funny anecdote im going to hit HR with
then im going to introduce them to poleaboo
>>73625828
good post
>talking about a time period you never experienced first hand
>>73625844
>>73625487
Terrible idea
>>73625881
Really awful. Might do for a ride though if you know what I'm saying
>>73625879
Not at all. If you're not able to sink two helpings of spag bol in one go you must be a 6 year old girl
>>73625828
Yeh, looks too windswept and open as is. Needs a lot more trees
>>73625870
was she smelly
>>73625865
SJWs need to realize they're creating their own opposition by doing shit like this
this is unironically why trump won
>>73625881
say croquet is gay
had my balls sucked by a girl once
>>73625894
Good lad
>>73625887
wonderful atmosphere for a dinner party
>>73625914
no need to lie on 4chan fatboy
>>73625756
howcome americans don't cultivate nice gardens with interesting plants and flowers and seating to enjoy and stuff
I know gardening is a bit of an English thing but it seems odd not to have a nice garden
looks like a blasted heath
> French culture
>>73625941
look at this nerd getting all vocal and rustled up because of his favorite videogame
>>73625941
embarrassing
I filter yanks desu
Is there any JAV with them in bunny costumes? Of course, I shan't be masturbating until after Easter.
>>73625906
We're at 35% non- white british, 25% non-white (according to 2014 data, which is wrong btw), we're hardly in a position to gloat
>>73625941
fallout 4 was shit
>>73625906
allah akbar
>>73625982
English cheese is genuinely better than French cheese
>>73625966
I know, girly pants
>>73625870
One will believe me because you're all shut in losers but when I was since Vegas I pulled a massive fat black bird. Like proper ball. She invited me to her hotel room and I was headed there because it was the same hotel as we were drinking in. Pussied out though lmao
going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>73625844
Whites sealed their own demise in the 1960s, on an almost universal scale.
>>73625881
they actually smell like horseshit. not even joking. Loads of horsey types frequent my local shops and pubs. It's like they have gone nose-deaf from being around shit too long.
>>73625887
it's ugly as shite, a typical yank house
Show me your filter lists lads
done my exam
>>73626000
>>73625994
like moths to a flame
>>73625982
yummy
>>73625978
>I know gardening is a bit of an English thing
it's worldwide, americans don't do it because they're scared of veggies
>>73626045
>>73625844
oy vey, delete these
I'm going to eat this
>>73625978
It's because these are new builds, give it 10-15 years when all the newly planted trees have grown and it will be a bit better
>>73625912
Realistically, in terms of looks, she looks better than I'd normally get attention from. According to FB she's in to 50 Shades of Grey. I'm thinking I might go for it because she seems a bit kinky.
>>73625954
Why?
Would you save her?
>This is a reminder to the scotsmen
Mezwed > bagpipes
I have a large stockpile of never before seen toads. Should I release them in this thread?
>>73626104
Why is she walking like that?
>>73626107
legitimately couldn't care less
>>73625906
At least the rate at which we are declining has been slowing down a bit
>>73626104
me personally? no, lot of travelling and as if I'll be able to find her in a country where everyone looks the same
>>73626029
> English cheese
Really boggles the mind just how much foreigners know about British culture, and just how little we know about their cultures.
Quick, give me ONE Korean author. See, you can't do it.
Any Korean would be able to name of plenty of British authors.
Britain truly did win a cultural victory.
>>73626099
Horse girls will absolutely be fucked up. She already has all the tools as well. Usually quite manly though
Just ate an entire Vienetta, lads.
>>73626123
i shagged her arse too hard
How would you rate yourself lads?
I'm confident I'm at least a 7/10
>>73626133
Never read a book in my life, fuck off nerd.
essex people are dire
>>73626131
>French cheese
>>73626107
could not give a rat's arse mate
>>73626133
I'll guess theres one called ji seok woo
im 6'2 and 75kg
>>73626133
Kim Il-Sung
REEEEEEE something like this would literally be worth ££££millions in the UK it's not fair that yanks ever complain about living costs when your average white American family could afford this
>>73626154
prove it then
>>73626154
I'd rate myself a 7 but I've been rated a steady 8.5 by my mates and occasionally I'll get a 9
Best cheddar I've ever had was from wexford desu.
>>73626203
How?
Alreee
>>73626193
can you believe they have the audacity to complain about petrol prices too?
>>73626154
4/10 right now
5/10 just a couple of weeks ago
>>73626174
it's good though
>>73626174
I'm not batting for either team. Just have the good sense to recognise good cheese when I see it.
>>73626154
same
>>73626193
makes me laugh (in a painful way) when I see yankoids whining about "gas" going up in price when they pay pennies for gallons of the shit
stupid yanks don't deserve it
>>73626193
yes this is why every american is living on loans and debts
>>73626225
have a guess, moron
>>73626193
Jealous to be honest senpai, wish my ancestors had moved to one of the new world countries when they were welcoming white english speaking people with open arms.
>>73626142
Interesting. Still a bit tempted, but she does have a slightly unhinged look about her. Her arms are more muscular than mine.
I'm guessing because she does a lot of clay pigeon shooting.
haha have literally made 4 "going to bed" posts tonight and not a single one has gotten a reply
its nearly half 4 you cockends show some respect
>>73626171
i know a lad from essex who's alri
I will be introducing a new gimmick series in these threads over the next couple of days lads, so watch this space. I am literally responsible for three or four of the best-loved /brit/ gimmicks of the last few years and WILL be forcing this one, so there is an overwhelming likelihood it will take off.
>>73626193
that garage is larger than my house
>>73626193
>Nebraska
>McMansions
ah yes
>>73626193
bet it's in the middle of fuck-allsvilee, State of Nowhere
>>73626226
sad how dead /sp/ is these days isnt it
>>73626193
>Three garages and disgusting concrete covering a square mile of land
WHY do yanks do this
>>73626154
reckon im a 9 mate
>the fucking state of the catalog
HOWLING
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a Canadian walk into a bar...
>>73626271
you can't simply force a gimmick
you have to let it grow naturally
>>73626077
Delicious
>>73626286
or alternatively just look at the image a bit closer. fucking idiot.
http://krautchan.net/files/1492273352001.webm
me
>>73626193
You could split the cost of a van with me and we could travel around america in a van until we find girls to marry
Are you in?
The best gimmicks are those only done once or twice a year
Goodnight, lads. I am going to bed now
>>73626299
as much as I enjoy it, wtf is the janny doing?
>>73626285
>omg they are le all the same
the irony is that they aren't, but if you go to any housing estate in western europe all of the houses are 10x smaller than this and indistinguishable.
>>73626154
barely a 5. depression/bad life choices eventually take there toll.
>>73626321
Oh looks like I was right
>>73626301
None of you have a good punchline. I knew it.
>>73626341
Oyasuminasai desu *bows respectfully in your direction*
>>73626341
wuss
>>73626107
yes please
>>73626133
far eastern culture/art is really esoteric and insular and quite jarring to outsiders. western culture is more accessible and broadly intuitive
>>73626332
wow that is heteronormative and sexist as fuck
HOW COULD NORWAY PRODUCE THIS?
>>73626285
Even American McMansions have a sense of individuality.
Go to any house in Britain and 90% of them are the same looking terraced house with the same layout
>>73626333
let's go anon
>>73626363
never got why people whine about suburbs like that
>>73626321
yep, thought as much - its in the same shithole that you posted before. The only significant landmark is a Walmart
mmmm very decent quality of life you'll get there
>>73626391
how are you gentlemen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxRddgpo-I
new /sargon/ lads.
>>73626425
feelin fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7R1CUvwTrI
going to a little sweatbox tonight lads
who else?
Was standing in the queue at the pound shop today and some £40 year old woman joined the queue. I let her go in front of me because she only had one item.
She walked past and saw the item she was buying was that £1 "bullet" vibrator.
Thoughts?
>sargon
>>73626301
frenchman says sacre bleu and bangs his knee
englishman laughs and is arrested for hate crimes
canadian is told to fuck off
>>73626384
>>73626385
goodnight my dearest loved ones *snogs your dogs*
reckon im the only person in europe using the word 'ubuesque' regularly
>>73626425
all your base are belong to us
>>73626425
all your base are belong to us
>>73626395
You need to squint to appreciate Oriental art. - Korean proverb
>>73626428
>1:28:37
Haven't shaved in 4 days
Tomorrow is the big day
>>73626464
Didn't happen
just got back in from town lads, DO NOT go out there, it's fucking seething with normals
>>73626285
Why do the houses in the middle have front and back entrances? Very concerning
>>73626480
you need that long to explain why an article on huffington post is stupid, anon
>>73626488
>not keeping a permanent 5 o'clock shadow
tsk tsk
no tv and no beer make homer something something
cat has randomly started reciting quranic verses
>>73626409
scared and bitter little european runts who are jealous of the American lifestyle
>>73626469
>>73626471
You are on the way to destruction.
Defend Noel Fielding doing black face bc u love him, well, you're a racist fuck too. Sod ye
>>73626488
Perfect for that disgusting nonce look. Fuck off and get a proxy
>>73626520
go... crazy?
Easter literally never happened. Fake news. It was an inside job.
Kelvin McKenzie said nothing wrong.
>>73626537
What you say !!
>>73626559
You have no chance to survive make your time.
>>73626505
grr I hate le normies rooo xD
Hypocrisy is a Jewish artform
>>73626508
runtnig
yank houses are all so dire
>>73626556
this
>>73626559
ha ha ha ha
>>73626549
DONT MIND IF I DO
>>73626578
ONE
STORY
>>73626574
t. can't grow a beard
>>73626455
this tonite
The villages are owned by Russians and nobody lives in there or visits in the villages. The question is why.
https://suomenkuvalehti.fi/jutut/kotimaa/venalaisten-omistamat-hiljaiset-lomakylat-kummastuttavat-saimaalla-katso-kartalta-ketka-niita-pyorittavat/?shared=965067-8ebe5db0-999
Russians bought old houses and land lots all over East Finland for "housing Russian tourists". However most of the places are abandoned.
Here are some of the companies:
Vacational village Saarilandia, Savonlinna
Owned by Russian Konstans bank CEO Eldar Dygov
Looks like to be mostly non profitable business but there is activity to be seen.
Skii'ing and vacations center Lekotti, Savonlinna
St. Petersburgers bought the site for 20 million euros. It is non profitable business for Russians but there are some visits to this place every year.
Vacational islands of Kerimäki, Savonlinna
Owned by a couple from St. Petersburg. This company has gained 100 000 euros in profit for running this vacational housing and camp.
Carelian Vacational Center, Kitee
Owned by Kristina Holdings -company which can be traced to being the property of Russian man named Andrei Komissarov. The company had 118 000 euros in revenue and 73 000 euros of expenditures. Sometimes the place is open, often closed.
>>73626408
What do you think of this van?
We could put a mattress in the back but not to be gay with ok?
>>73626508
>>73626607
I get my 5 o'clock shadow by lunchtime so you can imagine
>>73626570
>>73626593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg&t=33s
>berlin-based queer forward collective focused on community-building and creating space & visibility for women artists, gender queers, non-binaries, trans people, black people & people of color in Dance Music.
hmmm yes, interesting
I've been unironically described as "far out" by people. Multiple people too. What does that mean?
>>73626556
Yes, but you need to understand the mentality of the people of Liverpool. There's a constant need to be outraged and offended. wallowing in their own pity.
Pathetic city. Pathetic people.
>>73626612
paris lad?
>>73626649
I respect your old meming
>>73626651
You are totally bodacious
Every cute girl you know ejects poo from her bumhole on a daily basis
>>73626650
>black people and people of color
very problematic.
>>73626607
can, they're just shit
>>73626687
If the EU is so great, why isn't Switzerland a member?
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1904-Knowles-St_East-Cleveland_OH_44112_M31961-87186
There's absolutely no way that low testosterone nonce can grow a decent beard. Weak chinned fruit.
>>73626684
hi redddit
a celebration?
>>73626697
>daily basis
>pooing every day
nah
*freeze frame*
*sigh* yup that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up here
was always struck by how the ghettoes in LA and Vegas other warm-climate US cities like that were always immaculately clean and maintained despite being obviously riddled with crime and drug addiction
like there'd be some gangmembers just hanging around outside a house and there wouldn't even be as much a discarded wrapper on the ground anywhere
>There's absolutely no way that low testosterone nonce can grow a decent beard. Weak chinned fruit.
>>73626650
there's a shit trends in clubs in my ends at the moment wherein you have to have some shit tier gay performance artist/singer be the main act before they put the DJs on and you can have a dance
everyone just stands around awkwardly waiting for it to be over, then afterwards they pretend they liked it
>>73626724
Pretty sure this out dates reddit m8
>>73626698
>R4R aims to create a SAFE predominantly queer and multi-racial SPACE and to support & encourage people within our community. We will not tolerate any kind of discrimination or harassment at our door, on our dance floor or anywhere else at our party and we will not hesitate to remove people that behave inappropriately.
mhhhmmmhh ahh yes
>>73626711
Bilateral I agreements (signed 1999, in effect 1 June 2002)
Free movement of people
Air traffic
Road traffic
Agriculture
Technical trade barriers
Public procurement
Science
Bilateral II agreements
Security and asylum and Schengen membership
Cooperation in fraud pursuits
Final stipulations in open questions about agriculture, environment, media, education, care of the elderly, statistics and services.
>>73626556
edgy cunt
>>73626711
So its traitorous leaders have somewhere to hide their assets.
>Balding because high test but not high enough to grow a beard because of gypsy bloodline
Going for the mr clean look lads
>>73626712
>Only one photo of the front of the house
Hmmmmmmmmm
>>73626719
>me tough me man me grow beard me big chin ooga booga ugg ugg
>>73626760
sounds like a really fun time m8.
>>73626774
>Balding because high test
no. you're balding because you have shit genetics. high test speeds up balding in people who have shit genetics though
Ah yes. The Thainonce defence force comes back out. Afraid he'll post your dick pics?
>>73626712
lot of these places owe huge amounts of land tax
>>73626661
>hurrr why are you so easily offended he just called a black guy a stupid gorilla after he was punched in the face
>>>/pol/
>>73626711
Why would the rich let their tax haven be tied to a failing bloc?
>>73626780
They're all about $5000 and abandoned
They look lovely
>>73626774
>Balding because high test
meme
men of all testosterone levels go bald
>>73626621
source on this post's origins???
Imagine not being a white, right-wing Christian.
What are some other kino video games to look forward to like Detroit: Become Human and Death Stranding?
>>73626750
oh god i experienced this recently
if they want to put something that might be received negatively put it at the end not at the start of the party
laaaaadss
laaaaaadss hahahahaha hahahaha
fuckeeenn
>>73626809
could this explain why there's more hair on my body than on my head at 25?
>>73626824
You can get shitty decrepit abandoned houses that need tens of thousands of pounds of work doing to even be habitable for dirt cheap here too lad
>>73626809
it's a misconception that it even does that. it's true that male pattern balding is mediated by testosterone but there is no difference that, within the male range, there is any correlation between testosterone levels and the likelihood/severity of balding
>>73626193
>have lots of space on beautiful land
>layer half of it with concrete and put up a bungalow
why do yanks do this
>>73626814
Why ARE you so easily offended? If Barkley looks and acts like a gorilla then why not call him one?
>>>/r/unitedkingdom
>>73626876
>praha
>>73626767
Scouse simian
>>73626845
>>73626862
*gives you a coffee*
alri haha, settle down.
>>73626828
http://krautchan.net/int/thread-39671734.html
>>73626918
don't reply to me you sticky little nonce
>>73626896
was thinking of steroids-level high test but yeah
>>73626856
got one coming up where it's all decent DJs except the main act who just sounds like a knockoff CocoRosie
dunno why they don't do that shit elsewhere, people are there to dance
Imagine tying yourself down with a mortgage on a British house
Good lord
>>73626814
Barkley's not black though. His grandfather is Nigerian so somehow that makes people racist for comparing Ross to a gorilla.
You fucking simpering tit.
>>73626913
>>73626814
>ross barkley
>black
>>73626750
>DJs on and you can have a dance
disgusting
just go to a concert with real music
>>73627097
DJs make real music mate
The Brits are my friends I'm not so sure if they think the same way about me though.