/v4/ + friends

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Hi friends

this one doesnt have anime
ill post here

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hey lads

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please post

there's no point, Easter posting is going to kill every slow general on this board

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>>73622564
Dont die to the easter cunts again.

I was only 1minute to late to bump. Even here, i fail

>>73623824
hey liechti how is it going?

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>>73623683
>naming your reaction pictures properly

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>>73623949
actually i just copied this one from the slovak anon, i didn't name any other
also i dont have them organized, all pictures are dumped in one folder

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>>73624014
>i dont have them organized, all pictures are dumped in one folder

>>73623766
wow, you want to grab even Oltenia and northern Serbia with Belgrade? why so possessive, bratanek?
>>73624014
ouh, too bad

>>73622627
hi!!!!!!!

>>73623886
Was klinic again, had a small autistic breakout in public and got arrested.

Still searching for a job. Moved back to my parents because money ran out and insurance revuses to pay

And how are things with you?

>>73624107
>had a small autistic breakout in public and got arrested.
Now, you can't just hint something like that and not elaborate, lechti

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Easter?

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>>73624014
>>73624061
I also like to copy original names but I dump them all into one folder as well

btw nice /int/ today pic rel

>>73623824
>>73624107
Hey Liechtenstein
>arrested
what the hell happened? post it

>>73622627
hello friend

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>>73624220

>>73624107
>And how are things with you?
breddy gud, enjoying holidays
>Was klinic again, had a small autistic breakout in public and got arrested.
blog it m8

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>>73624165
I can :^)

Anyway, we had a festival in our village last month and litterally half the country was there. I went too in hope of making new friends, but when i was there, everyone was so happy and talked to other people and there were couples, kissing and hugging, but i was all alone. It also was so full, i felt like getting crushed by happy people. After a while of trying to get out the crowd, some girl was ramming me with her bf and that asshole screamed at me why i was in the way of happy people. I told him, that he should leave me alone and that i am sad, but he like... found that funny. Soo..i like got my swiss pocket knive (pic) and scratched his arm a bit. He screamed and others helped him. Im not that unused to defending myself so i rang another one on the floor but then the police came.

Was not charged, mentally unstable said court.

Can i come to poland or slovakia and start new?

>>73624220
Finally, I found the original. Thank

autoškola anon here

finished my 11th lesson today, i decided to get through the lessons fast so i had 6 lessons this week

Over the past few days i feel like i got a lot better at driving, i can also park without problems, althrough it's still not perfect, i've also been doing the online tests which i manage to pass 9 times out of 10.

The nervousness is gone, i'm no longer scared when i'm at an intersection and i also have no problem with changing gears

I also talked with my instructor and it seems that 'll be doing finals on the 26th, i honestly can't wait to be done with this whole thing, it's kind of amazing how much i was able to learn about something i knew basically nothing about in a month.

>>73624722
Oh and now im the offical country psycho. Because the people talk a lot to each other here

Also dont want to trow pity party here, i know i should be gratefull to life in a country like this

Today is easter?

>>73625082
tomorrow
but its already sunday in australia

>>73624969
Heh, well, you can act like a complete psycho and nobody would be suprised. Some say you can't be truely happy without being insane.

Tomorrow is šibačka? O shit i dont have korbáč and i need money badly

>>73625125
Well... didnt look at it that way

Now it doesnt sound bad anymore at all desu

>>73625227
Anyways, who cares what some posh gits dont like you, especially if they never met you. Goes to show they're the ones that are sad

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>>73624722
>some girl was ramming me with her bf and that asshole screamed at me why i was in the way of happy people. I told him, that he should leave me alone and that i am sad, but he like... found that funny

>tfw you'll never have Slovak slaves like the great Hungarian nobles of old
>no one will make your food, prepare your clothes, dress you
>you won't have the girl in the kitchen whipped for speaking Slovakian in your presence
>you won't molest your staff sexually just because you can
>tfw you'll never bathe in the blood of Slovak virgins to keep yourself eternally young

Life is suffering

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>>73624722
>people in Switzerland actually use Swiss Army knives for combat
welp, every day you learn something new

>>73625594
Im not swiss. And it was not a "combat" situation

Also is marcel still here?

>>73624722
>>73625227
Damn Liech, that's rough. I mean, rough behavior from them. But I agree with this >>73625125 anon. You know, I am a sperg because I think too much what other people think about me and care about it, but nothing good ever comes out of it. You on the other hand, shouldn't care, and while it;s not always good thing I think most of the time it could be.

If one is 'happy' but has to be a condescending asshole for others to express this happiness, then is one truly happy? If I was happy I would surely find some other way than to scream or get mad at someone for something so arbitrary. Believe me Liech, that person wasn't happy.

Although yeah, it is a problem that when you don't give a shit about what anyone thinks, they all tend to talk about you behind your back, but then again you shouldn't give a fuck about that either. Fuck all of them tbqh.

hello im american how to get a czech girls attention and fuck?!?

>>73625836
just give a random stranger 30 euros theyll do anything for money

>>73625863
ok looking for actual advice

want to fuck a qt slav

>>73625908
just give a random stranger 50 euros theyll do anything for money

>>73625986
FUCK

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>>73625777
T...thank you ;_;

>>73625908
go to a bar in Praha, have some beers and talk to some girl, have drinks together, go back to your place

>>73626016
for 60 euros you might even get a ladyboy

post spess tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2KOXGh1uk

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Siebenbürgen

Post more, around this time its important or /v4/ get buried by """funny""" easter threads

>>73626654
Sedmihradsko

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>>73626654
Land des Segens

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>>73626723
Land der Fülle und der Kraft

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>>73626440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RmM57wicb4
>ywn bee a spess cowboy

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>>73626863
mit dem Gürtel der Karpaten

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>>73627007
um das grüne Kleid der Saaten

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>>73627210
Land voll Gold und Rebensaft

>>73627316
Is that a poem or something?

Should i translate?

bump for /v4/

>>73627869
feel free to do so

>>73627869
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siebenb%C3%BCrgenlied
It's from this song

>>73625684
I know lad, I'm jest memeing :^)
Unfortunately he still pops in here once in a while

>>73627316
Speak saksesch?

>>73628284
hello are you greek?

>>73624220
I dont get it

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>>73628676
No. German…

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>>73626440
s p e i s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VogVAHlUKME

>>73629106
What's the difference?

>>73629141
>Star Control II
my nigga

>>73629187
Ba dum tss

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>>73629202
witamy w kramie kosmicznym!! :DDD
wymieniamy!!! :-{DDDD

>>73626440
oh yeah I fucking love spess tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZWyntHj0c&index=8&list=PLD9577E6CEBD077B4

>>73630321
nice

>>73626440
postin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

my qt told her mom that she will be with me for a few weeks this summer, revealing me

I am a happy lad

>>73631801
is her mom hot though? (this is an important question)

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>>73631801
I'm happy that you are happy lad

>>73631801
so will you live with them for that time?

>>73631873
I guess that not, idk, a normal middle aged woman

>>73631902
thank you

>>73631942
nah, I will stay in penzion
it will be expensive

>>73631801
and papa pepik?

i am german russian, what would you like to do with me

Kill me?

>>73632120
>i am german russian
throw in a magyar and you get average v4-er

>>73632106
not yet I suppose but maybe its better that way, he would probably strangle me to death or something and I dont blame him

>>73632120
go create another thread about Russian minority oppression in Baltics to satisfy your victim complex

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>>73622564
>depression edition.

>mfw I had to go to work today.
>mfw I'll be spending Easter alone.
>mfw I will have to go to work on Monday.

Just end it, please.

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>>73632219
mayars are rapebabies?

>>73632230
I am curious mate. Nothing to do with any complexes, you seem to have gotten up on the wrong side of bed. Actually I start to dislike russians on this board because of the amount of selfhating

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>>73632469
hold there buddy

>>73632120
>german russian
that's like an ethnical equivalent of Antichrist

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>>73632576
>mayars are rapebabies?
the more you know

>>73632469
>mfw I'll be spending Easter alone.
but why
family issues or hardmode wageslaving?

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>>73632469

>mfw I had to go to work today.
>mfw I will have to go to work on Monday.

oh wow, what the hell do you do for a living?

>mfw I'll be spending Easter alone.

Ayo hold up turns out the girl i lost virginity with has polish name and atleast one polish parent, is from southern slovakia=magyar khaganate and she grew up in slovakia,slovaks=czechs

Feels v4 man

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>>73632932
For you maybe

>>73632951
they make godtier pornstars though

>>73632980
Both, desu.
>>73632595
Thanks, Anon.
>>73633041
Translations for a huge ass international company.

>>73622564
Found out today that most of my family is Hungarian.

HELP

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is she famous in your cuntree?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S849MmJpdg

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>>73633117
>they make godtier pornstars though
true that

>>73633259
Never heard of her

>>73633241
how do feel about horse archers?

>>73633226
>Translations for a huge ass international company.
pls elaborate, I've been looking for such job
would you recommend it, or is it meh tier job?

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>>73633696
>would you recommend it

Pay is good enough for me to be able to rent an apartment just for myself just a 15min from my work place. You get to travel to different countries from time to time + my company often sends us free shit which allows me to save up even more money.

However, you are basically a slave. In my case there is no holidays except Christmas, Often time I have to come over during weekends and you are constantly being monitored for productivity/work quality so no fucking around during work hours.

rolling
1-5 I go to sleep
6-0 I keep drowning my sorrow in alcohol

>>73634493
seems like it has it's ups and downs like any other job
thanks for the info anon

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>stopped smoking last month
>everything is boring when I can't unwind with a cig

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>>73634493
>over during weekends and you are constantly being monitored for productivity/work quality
what the fuck is this

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>>73635135
My own personal bit of hell which I cannot leave because all in all it is most likely the best thing I can get.

>>73635227
how is that shit even acceptable? once you leave work all they can do is fuck off
how can they do that

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>>73635374
Quite simple, really.

You sit at your desk and do your shit when your supervisor comes over and tells you that either you come over they weekend/stay some extra time because muh deadlines. And if they can't come over and tell you that in person, they will call you on your cellphone. to be honest they can call me at any time and say to come over and there's pretty much jack shit I can do about it.

As I have said before, I am a slave to that company.

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>>73635775

>>73633259
she's a slut

>>73636807
shes a 10/10

>>73633226
>>73634493
>tfw considered translator career at some point but then found out it's one of the most stressful jobs out there
Sometimes it feels good to be a lazy piece of shit with no ambitions

who /underinfluenceofalcohol/ here
what's up?
just watched Age of Adaline, really nice and comfy movie

>>73634493
>>73635227
>>73635775
jesus christ anonku that's fucking horrible
I'd probably just be NEET and live with parents by NEETbux if I was in your place but I can really understand the part about either being a slave or not getting anything better, it's really rough

but hey, you only think that now. how long do you work there already? after a few years I think that it will really look good on your CV and you will have racked up some experience which you can use to find something else easier.

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>>73637900
>not wageslaving on easter sunday night
I'm sure Mr. Goldstein will appreciate my dedication and reward me in due time.

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>>73639960

>>73639960
lol, well, good luck lad and dont feel bad. I hope you do well and get some rest soon.

Good night.

>>73622564

Orban is truly based, he is destroying George " Satan offspring" Soros activity in eastern Europe, why can't we have nice things too :((

>>73640909
how are the election perspectives mate?

>>73641032

Bad, I think Macron will become next president since the medias are shilling for him from at least a year

>>73641178
macron is the cookie-cutter social democrat guy? what are his policies? who would you want to win?

>>73641230

Macron would be the same shit as nowoczesna in Poland, it's a leftist liberal who will promise every possible bullshit to be elected and push any trendy progressive crap in the media.

What are his policies ? No one knows, not even his party members not even Macon himself.

Who would I want to win ? Well either Marine Le Pen either François Fillon, they are basically the lesser evil choices, but the problem is that I think it's dead for them.

>>73641409
here media says that whoever gets into second turn against le pen most likely wins, and that all 4 candidates have nearly equal popularity so anything can happen

>>73641497

Well I think it's true but if a leftard run againt Marie at the second round there is a possiblility for her to win if she manage to make the conservatives vote for her, but well it's true nobody know who will make it to the seound turn appart that the polls showing that Melenchon is around 20% are fake

>>73641821
>that the polls showing that Melenchon is around 20% are fake
same things happens here, our current president who decisively won the elections had less that 30% support in polls (while the media's favourite candidate had over 60% according to some polls)

>pepe.jpg
>le easter
>why do *nationality*
god this board sucks

>>73642531
70% of the time these are the same people who want generals banned for lack of quality content or on-topic discussion

>>73639960
What kind of stuff do you translate?

>>73643851
i'm not that guy

Phugg guys, they should forbid Easter and furthermore, alcohol

I've just spent the longest hour trying not to throw up 'cause it's been the first time in three days I've been able to put a sentence together and call a tágo
The šavle is out and imma go spend the next day in a coma

I like you guys. I almost never post but I almost feel like I belong

>>73644132
>I almost never post but I almost feel like I belong
you should post more often, this general needs more high quality posts to stay afloat

>>73644132
Tbh I never get drunk on Christmas and Easter, and I don't get why other people do
Food is my top priority on these days

>>73644480
>Food is my top priority on these days
why not both? vodka goes great with polish cuisine

bump for resurrection

>>73646446
hello how you doing

>>73644132
I'm pretty sure most people here at any given time after six o'clock are drunk or tipsy.

>>73644582
Vodka is only for drinking with friends Tbh
My parents are too old for regular vodka drinking, so it's just beer and wine for them

>>73646521
well, i most often drink vodka during family meetings, and beer (or recently wine) with friends

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last bump lads
dobranoc & wesołego jajka
>>73646596
perhaps you are reverse me and I am reverse you
really makes you think

>>73646470
im doing alright it was warm today. now drinking a beer and watching hockey. how are you?

>>73646515
im always tipsy

>>73646654
not too bad, sitting at night shift work, mostly lurking and getting some stuff done between
>im always tipsy
very good attitude, i like it

Who up
Im up

>>73646808
are you the translations anon?

>>73646835
hello

>>73646867
Hey man whats up? Who are you?

>>73646867
>are you the translations anon?
no, i'm
>>73639960

>>73646835
>>73646903
>hungarian flags in /v4/
such a rare sight

anybody wanna listen to some ch00ns

https://plug.dj/-6777277049537746227

>>73646942
What? Im a regular here

>>73646942
oh looks pretty comfy. what kind of work?

>>73646903
im the one that talks to himself on here at night

>>73646957
Bit late for this, I would be up for it tomorrow desu

>>73646966
desu kurva anyátok usually takes in the few hungarian shitposters here

>>73646957
there are only two Hungarians that post here regularly as far as I can recognize.

>>73647079
>oh looks pretty comfy. what kind of work?
just some very mundane it/administration related work

>>73647156
sounds nice desu minus the working on easter part

>>73647399
it's not like they forced me to, but i had nothing better to do anyways, and extra cash is always nice

I'm off, cheers

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>tfw got memed by Pepek

>>73623766
muh jar of shag

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>trying to draw a korbáč in paint

Get a life faggots

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Good morning
Merry Christmas

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kek
merry christmas

>>73652282
>>73652339
for (You)

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>>73651656
just download a predrawned one

>>73623766
You idiots couldn't even convert bosnians

>wake up
>rush to the toilet
>do a 5 minute gagfest only to discover there's no more fuel to spit
>vaguely recollect a drunken shitpost
Doodes, I really should stop drinking, this is no standard shit. I feel like I could die any moment and ťbh I'm still drunk as fuck
Worst part is that I know that I'm gonna end up doing /beer+scifi/ or something like that in the evening. I should start doing antabus or shit, the way I'm headed I'm gonna lose my job and the job is literally the only thing I got going well in my life

i am awake

>>73653917
I'm not

What cool things can I see in Bratislava apart from the tourist traps?

Kinda bored atm

Kristus vstal z mrtvých!
Krisztus feltámadt!
Chrystus zmartwychwstał!
Kristus vstal z mŕtvych!

Happy Easter friends

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Hello Easter-ners. How are we today, celebrating the greatest holiday in existence, which I do not celebrate?

>>73654222
Happy Easter, Easter-ner

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>>73654261
shit, my monitor died im on backup 17"

Any of you guys on desktops have cheap TN gaming monitor? How is it and what model if you can help the poor sod

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>>73654332
>he wants TN
>he wants gaming

>>73654584
then there is also PLS from Samsung is that any good

but I just want a not so pricy monitor the one that died cost around 500Euro and now im pretty much without money so all its left for me is cheapo stuff

>>73654649
gaming monitor is a fucking buzzword and also overpriced
just get a normal monitor, the 1ms difference that you shave off with using a shitty TN panel wont be noticable. your ping is way more variable than 1ms

>posting on a windows xp machine with an intel atom and 1gb of ram
>4chan runs perfectly
>turn on wolfram alpha
>over a two second delay between a keystroke and text appearing on screen
bloated websites baka

>>73654802
get wxmaxima

>>73654834
no i am not autistic

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>>73654802
javascript a shit

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obligatory
>tfw no gf

there is just something about qts that bimbos dont have

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>>73655103
>tfw got gf and two 'friends with benefits' female friends
i just cant get enough of pussy

>>73655002
enjoy the shitty website then

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>>73655176
does gf know?

also FwB, dont know how to feel about that whole thing on one hand at least they dont have to pretend to be pure and shit but on other its
>top guys get all this harem and rest gets nothing

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>>73655103

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>>73655227
>does gf know?
yes and shes ok with it

>>73655264
so are you hot and rich and good in bed or how?

>>73655297
Being an asshole to women makes them want you more, just don't overdo it.

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>>73655297
>hot and rich
working on it

>good in bed
from the way they scream and are exhausted while i can keep going on id say yes

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>>73655383
not being a total autist also helps

>>73655482
You might be surprised how little it actually matters.

>>73655514
Are you v4 living in CAN or genuin leaf?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GJWt6paYcs

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>>73655514
under certain circumstances sure

>>73655461
>from the way they scream and are exhausted while i can keep going on id say yes
god damn it share how you do it

>>73655544
was it autism?

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>>73655597
she was drunk

>>73625222
Just pick up a dřevěná lžíce that's what we use in my rodina

>>73655536
True leaf.
>>73655596
Can't speak for him but getting out of your head and into your body/a little detatched from the act helps you pound away and go for as long as you like using them.

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>>73655596
no idea it was always like that.

cumming too quickly seems like a horror story since women usually need some time and intensity to consider getting fucked being satisfactory

>>73655761
that seems logical

>>73655946
my first time I came in maybe 5 minutes, when I lost my virginity, and I was wondering what I can do with myself to last longer. i know some people say to have a wank beforehand, but that seems like a short term solution.

>>73656023
what about those ring things?

>>73656023
my first time we fucked for hours but i used to wankt a lot

>>73656063
they are quite good but get uncomfortable after some time

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What is better deep and slow strokes or fast and shallow ones?

Also which position beats doggy in terms of female pleasure?

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>tfw got really fucked up last night
>tfw don't remember anything
>tfw I smell like shit
>tfw no money

>>73656249
I want to know this as well

>>73654222
>mrtv
Why Pooles always get memed for szczszczsz but Keks get away with their zmrtdbrtmrd

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>>73656249
>What is better deep and slow strokes or fast and shallow ones?
why not intermixe both ?

>Also which position beats doggy in terms of female pleasure?
her riding you or her lying on her back with legs up from the women ive been with

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>it's a "rusek from Poznań blogposts about his sex life again" episode

>>73656576
i don't mind desu, he hasn't posted about tying girls up for quite a while

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>>73656576
ive been away for quite some time now, funny that someone still remembers me :^)

best thing is to train on drunk girls that dont remember anything tomorrow, not talking about raping them ofc

>>73656362
you got robbed?

>>73656457
>back with legs up from the women ive been with

whats the position called?

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>>73656731
idk some form of missionary ?

>>73656709
>you got robbed?
idk maybe
don't think so tho
I just drank a lot

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MAKE IT STOP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73657195
>this buzzword soup
im glad i stopped playing new games

>>73657219
what buzzword? all of it is pretty descriptive

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>>73657195
>Bayonetta gets a port, needs a support for more console ports
>this bullshit is first in top sellers

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Help

Im lost

>>73657940
u sure are

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>>73657940
helo helo yes

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>>73658008
Ues helo

Wer ar we?

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>>73623766
>Common border

>>73658176
that border existed for 1000 years tho, its not like you will have huns right next to polaks because historically they never lived in mountains

>>73658233
Could you just give them a strip of land like 2km wide to our border where you border with ukraine soo that our wet dream could come true?

Its not like those lands contribute to anything and you wouldnt have to border ukraine

>>73658758
Secret military base

I am sure that is the reason. We should investigate

>>73658758
that would be really retarded idea

>>73657590
Bayonetta is 8 years old game and most people who wanted to play it already did, of course favour of the month game is going to beat it
>>73657219
When you pick them up for cheap these games are fun with friends for a while, paying full price is retarded though since there is little chance they will see full release

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how you gus celebrating ressurection of our savior?