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Easter edition.

gib gf

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I'm angry

https://youtu.be/yLkZY8GjdRw

Kopi pak belalang
Kopi pak belalang

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>>73622569
Okay, kys.

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How do I into gangsta life?

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>>73622659

>>73622682
Rooble knows

>>73622569
I'm depressed.
>wanna be friends?

>>73622498
gib imouto 1th

>>73622375

A OOWA
W O
O W
OOWAWOO
W O
O W
AWOO A

fugg

I'll do it tomorrow lads.
Prepare for happening tomorrow.

>>73622999
wut 999

>>73622569
Is Satania the persona of the Philippines?
>High Energy
>Stupid
>Easily bullied but won't give up
>Egoistic / Patriotic
>Aggressive / Loud
>Delusional / Chuuni
>Cute
>OA
>Proud
>Cheeky

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>>73622999
A simple guide for you.

Sayonara, anon.

>>73622999
[insert inside joke involving Indonesia and France in which France told Indonesia to kill himherself due to a misunderstanding and afterwards France is humiliated and made fun of till this day]

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AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>73622999

>>73623294
Ah, kys.

[spoiler]Damn, we should meme this long enough, so much potential here.[/spoiler]

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sex

how do I order Cham Bing at mamak
is it campur ais?

also is there any fancy drinks to order there, always teh bing or milo bing
so boring la

>>73623294
F

>>73623464
already used once >>73622674

kek

>>73623470
yes but only if you lead the way

>>73623506
the fuck is bing? x pernah dengar pun

>>73623506
try kopi oh kau kau

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>>73623294
we shouldn't let merula soul go to waste
it'll be memed for eternity

>>73622659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxPghqOazw

>>73623506
You mean beng, not bing.

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Please use this pic for meme just in case.

>>73623589
i don't mind, kissing you all over

>>73623589
ice la
>>73623644
i oh 99 in your mouth
>>73623842
sorry my pinyin sucks
international school student mah, my high class family only speak cantonese and english

>>73623993
gib money, ah dai

>>73623915
(~_~)

>>73623883
ah, no more embarassment frank?

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Apologise.

>>73623713
https://youtu.be/udVJ1YqnOB0

>>73624205
I don't get why he's apologizing, his ancestors probably never even touched philippine soil!

>>73624205
Amazing!

>>73624205
Damn, I hope that a qt Dutch would beg for apologize to me for her ancestors' fault. To which I will reply that I have forgiven her and we should be close friend. As our bond became closer I will ask her to be my gf.

>>73623993
>/int/ school
How's education there? public schoolBOY here so here's the gist
>creationisme
>history? no only Islamic history
>no one can speak English

>>73624205
>>73624380
Hmmm....
Tell me, UK, are Brit girls uggo or beauty?

>>73624199
No need to be embarrassed

Don't go to Kebayoran Baru tomorrow.
Happening will be happening tomorrow.
So long space /asean/

>>73624472
What subject teaches creationism?

>>73624199
I understand, but I feel lamented over what happened.

Preview of the ASEAN fanfic first chapter where I first started writing it through Wordpad:
https://pastebin.com/inqiGct9

>>73624607
Eh, the usual religious studies, science. Sometimes even English when we've got literature

>>73624592
calling Jokowi NOW

>bing
>beng
milo peng la ngek.

>>73624706
I don't remember any creationism. In fact Sejarah will teach you about ancient civilizations in Malaysia.

Hello

>>73624591
@~@ W-we should stop before they see us!

>>73624747
bong la

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>>73623087
maybe

>>73624777
>Sejarah
>last 6-7 chapters about Islam
I don't mind theology but when you're jus waving your dick around to feel superior? wow

>>73624905
History is not theology

>>73624260
>>73624270
>>73624380
White guilt, say sorry for things that you didn't even had a hand in. It's stupid how people are actually applauding this shit and that's coming from me who had both Spanish and Filipino ancestry.

>>73624472
Not the pure Anglo ones, their island genes have been diluted so much that they look like Gollum, pale and skinny. The ones with the mixed ancestry from mainland Yurop are hot af.

>>73624811
No. I want them all to see

I want to make a video and post it online

>>73625004
dont reply to me ever again forehead boy

>>73624777
I forgotten most of that

But I'll never forget the special film about Muhammad that we watched in school to better understand

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hmm?

any good film abt the holy wars lads?

>>73625312
Kingdom of Heaven

>>73624955
Exactly!
>talked about how Muhammad received visions
>talked about how Islam was first spread
>talked about the future of Islam after Muhammad's death
We learned the same thing in Agama classes

>>73625312
Kingdom of Heaven and Lord of the Rings

>>73625334
Oh shiet i'm listening to the tracklist right fucking now on shitify.. what a coincidence

>>73625337
Still history

Went to Manila once.
All I saw were children and ladyboys.
Lots of children and lots of ladyboys.

Googled how many children filipinas have guessing it would be something like 40 but it turns out they only have 3.

Where the fuck did all the children come from?
SO many children in Manila.

Many children and many ladyboys.

Sad!

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>>73625441
>>73625337
fight fight fight

sehat mblo?

>>73622375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ

>>73625474
They are Philippine's future. They are the human fuel that will propel the Philippine economy to greatness. They will be the sacrificial foundation that will work long hours and shit pay, for future generations to have an easier life and to build upon.

>>73625618
luarannya sihat pak
tapi di dalam hanya tuhan yang tahu

Maliq & D'Essentials - Untitled

>>73624643
which girl you like the most? :^)

(yes, this question a trap)

>>73626110
ngenes amat nasib lu mblo
makanya cari pacar biar malem minggu nggak coli di komputer terus
wkkwkwkwkwkwkk

>>73626282
basi

>>73626399
emosian amat sih mblo
ngiri lu?
cari pacar sana biar nggak iri dengki
wkwkwkkwkwkwkwk

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>>73626156
Dunno about personalities yet but I like Malaysia, Singapore and Vietnam's appearances so far. Philippines looks promising just because she's genki.

>Brunei
Nadeshiko born in a wealthy Islamic family. Wears a Baju kurung with a elaboratedly warped scarf.
>Cambodia
The ditzy dojikko with fucked up past. Wears a Sampot done in a scantily way in that it will expose her belly, covered by a transparent bodily veil.
>Indonesia
Cheerful albeit clumsy oneesama figure. Wears a Kain batik but with her ruffled, assymetric skirt descending to knees.
>Laos
Vietnam's kuudere sidekick. Wears a fusion futuristic outfit combining elements of tracksuit and military motif of Lao People's Army.
>Malaysia
Aloof yet bright-minded tsundere. Wears a F1 racing suit with a zipper descending up to the beginning of her chest, almost exposing her cleavage.
>Myanmar
The aloof and overemotional dandere. Wears a Longi with classy accessories.
>Philippines
A genki tomboy who does things with high energy. Wears a old-fashioned pilot suit and a giant robot. This is a reference to Voltes V.
>Singapore
Snotty and arrogant ojousama. Wears a race queen outfit with her sleeveless cropped jacket, sleeveless cropped top almost shaped like a brassiere short pencil miniskirt with laced sides exposing her high thighs in a manner like a qipao and thighboots.
>Thailand
Bisexual bokukko who loves to tease everyone. Wears a slightly skimpy Sbai with lots of royal accessories.
>Timor Leste
Chibi imouto. Wears a Tais with short sleaves and short shorts.
>Vietnam
Bespectacled kamidere with a sadistic side. Wears an Ao dai and a strawhat.

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>>73626686
> making a whole sumarry about the whole characters to answer the question

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Bane?

Someone should be deported to >>>/r/reddit/malaysia_kafir

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>French: Joyeuses Pâques = Happy Easter
>Italian: Buona Pasqua = Happy Easter
>Indonesian: Selamat Paskah = Happy Easter
>Tagalog: Maligayang Pasko = Merry Christmas

I'VE JUST EMBARRASSED MYSELF IN FRONT OF MY FILIPINO FRIENDS

THANKS

>>73627067
fugg

>>73626686
>/asean/ went too far

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>>73627067
muling pagkabuhay ni anak ng diyos?

>>73626976
They're going to get kidnapped.

jimak macam setan

>>73627508
>muling pagkabuhay ni anak ng diyos?
I wish Filipino was an easy language to learn.

>tfw no gf

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>>73628029

Heeeeeee

>>73628092
FOREHEAD

>>73627067
>>73627508
>>73627947
Because no one says "Maligayang Pasko" or muling pagkabuhay ni in Easter. Most just say "Happy Easter" or sometimes they add "sa inyo" in the end too. Flips have been Americanised too much that they use English words to describe foreign events.

>Peliaq
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>73628092
i always wanted a qt Javanese gf

>>73628340
you'll get the ndeso one

>>73628377
Can I get one too?

>>73628189
>>73625068
Pls dont bule the forehead