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anime

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Cara

The ol' 'pression is kicking in again

What do you lads do to cheer up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6n8-b7uk9E

*whispers to you*

Why are blacks so good at making music?

Everybody listens to BLACK music, girls love BLACK music especially

Good morning.

Anyone who knows how difficult it is to keep a secret among three men - particularly if they are married - knows how absurd is the idea of a worldwide secret conspiracy consciously controlling all mankind by its financial power; in real, clear analysis.

>>73618036
Anime is literally for nonces

Look at this image, why is this acceptable?

>>73618117
I dress like a woman and shove dildos up my butt while I masturbate to very disgusting porn

>>73618076
yes and they make better music

>>73618117
Go for a walk

>>73618135
Chaimsky

>>73618117
just wait for it to pass hahaha been down all day but it'll go sg some point (hopefully)

just try to get comfy and watch tv

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animenime

>>73618139
anime is innocent, clean your mind

@73618144

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STATE OF YOU

>>73618140
>butt
fuck off yank

>>73618202
>france
wasn't worth the caps lock 2bh

@202
another seething redditor exposed because he listens to the worst rapper in activity

>>73618184
the irony of that statement is made clear when you search who actually said that quote

ballbusting idea: buy a wasp injection knife, poke the tip into the ballbag and fire 800 psi of compressed CO2 into it

>>73618117
Go to bed and try to sleep.

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>>73618058
>he thinks it's one person

>>73618268
>>73618259
>>73618256
All me

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What books you lot reading then?

>>73618252
that's quite an old post you're indirectly replying to lad

really interesting how the people you walk past every day look innocent and normal yet can be like this >>73618140

and youd never even know

>>73617835
>>73617836
>>73617837
Let me just put it this way. When I meet people, usually the furthest thing from my mind is religion or politics. Every time I meet another Somali, they open with "fucking white people", or "fucking kaffirs". This being Canada, we're around a lot of kaffirs and white people, but every Somali I ever meet has this burning hatred for kaffirs and white people, which I've always found oddly intense for us willingly living in their countries.

80% of Somalis are KKK levels of hating people of a different race and religion. Somalis even hate other black Muslims. The only people Somalis aren't intensely racist and xenophobic towards are their own tribe.

>>73617841
If I were Ghanaian, and you called me Somali, I would probably attack you. Somalis are worse than dogs bro. Not even really human. Just chimpanzees with large foreheads who can mimic human behaviour.

Saying Ghanaians are Somalis is like saying Albert Einstein is like an ape.

if cara had any respect for the profession, her colleagues or fans she would turn the agents down, admit she is a model not an actress and that she would need to at least train to become one.

dogshit bint of a waifu

>>73618292
Your mum's fanny manual.

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>France

Kendrick Lamar? More like Emperor's New Clothes.

@296
fuck off yank

>>73618117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS4D6F_vl40

whatever you do, don't listen to this or you'll never recover

>>73618139
groundbreaking opinion

>>73618117
Play vidya to forget about real life for a while

>4 day weekend
>haven't been drinking with friends since thursday night
I'm such a shut-in.

right-wing? more like wrong-wing

>>73618333
Brutally wonderful post. I'd lick your bellend, m80.

>>73618347
still added icy

when will star wars fetishism end lads

Wish I felt suicidal but I don't. Instead I've just got to sit here and suffer.

>>73618333
She did fine in Suicide Squad.

GKMC>UU>S80>>>TPAB=DAMN

>>73618342
>>73618284
All me

>>73618374
>m80
goat motorway. use it almost every day

Kendrick Lamar? More like Nig Nog

the easter egg haul:
>dairy milk
>creme egg
>kitkat
>smarties

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I'm ethnically Somali, but I strongly advocate the total genocide of Somali people.

Seriously. Even myself. I've never ever met a Somali person who wasn't scum. Every single last one of us should be gassed.

I'm not being ironic or edgy either. These are sincere beliefs I've come to over my two decades on this earth. I was born to the worst ethnicity on this planet.

to: [email protected]

RE: (You)

dear frog,

just stop
also 67 is reddit fake roadman music, howling @ u

kind regards,
the rest of the lads at the /brit/

Arsenal? More like Shitsnal

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Tall buildings now available. x

Kendrick Lamar is reddit
Chief Keef is 4chan

just found out that fascist love martial industrial music

Want to go to Canada and personally disconnect this twat's computer from the internet and then him from his life.

France is a joke

>>73618443
>reddit
ummm no sweetie. none of us at r/grime rate 67 either

>>73618378
i think the world is just desperate for an immersive and enjoyable scifi franchise tbqh and Star Wars offers that

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>>73618393
she was horrendous

>>73618487
theyre alright

>>73618511
no

>>73618455
they also love synthwave which is fucking bizarre

any oldfags in here? what's with these new kids? all spunk and no substance s.mh tbqh ngl

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>>73618447
I quite like the disasters in this game

also your people appear to be drinking polluted water and it's making them sick

>>73618447
what a mess

Last time I checked every second post on /mu/ was about Kendrick.

Food for thought right there

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the gf

>>73618530
germanys ok too

I think Cara has some really powerful people backing her. It's the only thing that explains how she could get literally everywhere, into everything. She wants to be a famous model despite having weird eyebrows? Done. She wants to be in a music video despite not being a singer? Done. She wants to act despite having no acting experience? Done.

Only the most powerful globalist financial elite could pull this off, perhaps she's in league with Soros himself. I'll be updating Alex Jones and the Infowars network of this discovery shortly, hopefully they don't have me silenced before then. They've got spies everywhere. I'm onto them though, and the truth WILL be revealed.

>>73618316
well of course, I wouldn't want people in real life to know that I of all people do those things
instead I can share those things on here anonymously and have no fears

>>73618531
talked to some neo nazis who were tagging (quite talented at it) and they talked about fashwave
sounds like shite

incredibly tired, only got about 8 and a half hours sleep

>>73618418
Literal schoolkid

>>73618559
Not at all

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I know a lot of you westerners think there's something of worth or some redeeming quality in foreign cultures and there's such a thing as misunderstanding or underappreciating them, and you'd be right with 99% of cultures. But there's one culture where there is nothing to understand, and absolutely no redeeming qualities; the Somali culture.

Somalis are exactly as they appear. Criminal jihadist scum. I've grown up in Somali culture all my life, I am Somali, and I can tell you authoritatively Somalia and Somalis deserve nothing but disgust and hatred.

Fuck Somalis. We are scum. They deserve to starve to death.

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Smile

>>73618615
dont believe you are somali desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Nycl8vluQ

look at this fucking scum

the best brit/pol/ meme is Dresdenposting tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_QY3xsLQNI

Seriously, the bullying against German members of this community is getting way out of hand, especially since Germans are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in this board.

Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only German man who finds it hard to take pride in his own country after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my heritage from insecure losers here. Why not bully Swedes or Americans? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our peaceful little country? Italians get bullied less than us and yet we are the purest whites in Europe.

Like when its not just banter, when a meme is repeated over and over again, repeated systematically, it eventually becomes a truth irregardless of the intentions in repeating it. And that isn't just jokes any more then, then its harmful!
Would you call a German man a "cuck"(not true at all) to his face? Would you say to a kind, peaceful and hard working salt of the earth German man that they are a "cuck"? Would you say those words to your fellow white brother? Are you starting to feel ashamed now? You fucking degenerate?

You’re destroying national pride, you’re dividing whites against each other, your doing the opposite of what you claim to support when you engage in this incredibly abhorrent behavior. So I encourage you to stop now.

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Thundercat > Kendrick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9goHJ9a2pyc

>>73618651
fuck off kraut

>>73618665
You know that I am right
That's why you're so pissed

>>73618565
she has royal blood and does have the frame, jaw line, hair to be a model. that explains her rise into music and film but it shouldn't justify it.

>>73618651
germans dont have feelings

absolutely hate it when some runt posts a youtube video immediately before or immediately after i do it

it always means nobody's going to bother watching either of our videos

the average poster MIGHT open one video to watch but will never be bothered enough to open two, so he usually skips both

>>73618651
>Would you call a German man a "cuck"(not true at all) to his face?
yeah, not like he'd do anything
>Would you say to a kind, peaceful and hard working salt of the earth German man that they are a "cuck"?
yes again

cuck

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>>73618697
>>73618703

>>73618661
why not both la
https://youtu.be/drV0QatqbRU

kodak black's album is better than everything kendrick lamar has done

>>73618565
She has a ton elite connections and she's Jewish herself too

>>73618701
>the average poster MIGHT open one video to watch but will never be bothered enough to open two, so he usually skips both
very accurate post

I won't open either of your links

>>73618701
I never look at YouTube videos posted on /brit/

I'm too intelligent for that

>>73618726
sorry. i like germany really

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39600306

Reubenberg: hey look at these fresh new lyrics I made for you!

PUSSY LAMBORGHINI PUSSY
PUSSY GOLD MONEY LAMBORGHINI
LAMBORGHINI PUSSY MONEY
MONEY MONEY PUSSY LAMBORGHINI

>>73618736
why do you exclusively listen to mongs

>>73618701
>it always means nobody's going to bother watching either of our videos
Correct. No one is actually interested in your nigger grime music, or LadBible """"""humour""""" vids.

>yeah, not like he'd do anything
Would beat your ass so hard you island ape

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>mate sends me songs
>usually listen to them
>send him songs back
>he NEVER listens to them

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>>73618636
I wouldn't know how to prove it to you without revealing my identity. You'll just have to take my word for it.

All I can say is, my family came here in 1992, I've been to Hargeysa and Ceergabo. I've been among Somali people all my life. I wish I was born anything or than Somali.

The food is bland. The people are retarded. The culture is aggressive. The mindset is racist. The music is repetitive.

Any stereotype you can think of for Appalachian hillbillies, Somalis are at least 10x worse.

When I see Somalis starving on the news, I smile because it's less scum like the scum I personally know on the face of this planet. Worst culture in the world.

Being a negro during colonialism mustve been mental. One day your lying in the mud with your clan like any other day. Then a load of pale men with shining eyes come riding their beasts throwing fire like demons

Would've been like an apocalypse.

>>73618764
Nor I. I might click the embed link and see the description, but otherwise I just skim over that shit.

>>73618730
I just prefer Thundercat's music, it's deeper

>>73618651
>You fucking degenerate?
This is not a question.

>>73618801
fucking hate this, especially when my mate ONLY listens to hair-metal
I'd listen to your music (probably)

mate keeps sending me songs

shan't be listening to s SINGLE ONE lmao

>>73618789
because it's the current innovative and interesting wave
doesnt mean i don't listen to stuff from the 90s or despise that it's just that current mong rap is very good and is more interesting than what kendrick lamar or any new "engaged" or "lyrical" rapper is doing
but if you really want a current non mong rapper i like i'd say vince staples, he's very good

me in the video

https://youtu.be/NWsgBqNuVEk

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>>73618651
fuck off m8

>>73618531
yeah it's pretty weird. although i think the whole meta post ironic vibe to it lends itself well to /pol/'s stances politically. interesting how the fringes of the internet have culminated in it. essentially the perfect mixture of tongue in cheek nostalgia (serious nostalgia is a big part of fascism) and subversion against what they perceive as a liberal system. nothing is taken seriously, so the melding of "degeneracy" and nostalgia is a perfect fit

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[Rorke]
What can you expect
From filthy little Muslims?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
Their skin's a hellish brown
They're only good shot down
They're vermin, as I said
And worse…
[Chavs]
They're savages! Savages!
[Rorke]
Barely even human
[Express readers]
Savages! Savages!
[Rorke]
Drive them from our shore!
They're not like you and me
Which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war!
[Rorke + Chavs]
They're savages! Savages!
Dirty brownskin pakis!
Now we sound the drums of war!

[Rasheed]
This is what we feared
The paleface is a demon
The only thing they feel at all is greed
[Ahmed]
Beneath that milky hide
There's emptiness inside
I wonder if they even breed
[Pakis]
They're savages! Savages!
Barely even human
Savages! Savages!
[Rasheed]
Infidels at the core
[Ahmed]
They're different from us
Which means they can't be trusted
We must sound the drums of war
[Pakis]
They're savages! Savages!
First we deal with this one *beheads Lee Rigby*
Then we sound the drums of war

[Chavs]
Savages! Savages!
Let's go kill a few, lads!

[Pakis]
Savages! Savages!
Now it's up to you, brothers!

[All]
Savages! Savages!
Barely even human!
Now we sound the drums of war!

>>73618816
Just like when Iceland got occupied

>>73618869
>Haha lol you lost or WW2 xd
If it would've been a 1v1 we would've anally detsroyed ypu

>>73618651
T. Oswald Mosley behind proxy

>>73618680
Die Deutsche sind verantwortlich für die fürhrung des Küntse. Eingentlich, Die Deutsch Kültür ist reicher als die Meisten.

>>73618870
wish rorkes and rasheeds would just kill each other off

>>73618905
>Learning German
>Die Deutsche sind verantwortlich für die fürhrung des Küntse. Eingentlich, Die Deutsch Kültür ist
reicher als die Meisten.


You have a long way to go

>>73618875
Occupied by who?

>>73618905
fuck off kissarse

>>73618958
Us

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>>73618902
coulda shoulda woulda

>>73618849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymSgls0Ce24

>>73618863
fuck off louie

>>73618958

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_Iceland

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Somalis suffer because we are STUPID. I wouldn't know how to describe other than we must be proto-humans. We think more like beasts than like men. Every starving Somali baby is because a Somali couple KNEW they could not feed or care for it but fucked anyway because they are irresponsible subhumans. I know because I have been there. My uncle didn't have enough food to feed the 6 children he already had, but he was expecting another anyway, because "Allah will provide". Somalis deserve to die. This planet is too good for our race.

>>73618902
the only 1v1 you wanted during ww2 was against Russia and they would have still smashed you

>german tries to bait and make people feel sorry for him
>within 2 replies he's already back to his default stance of getting angry over nothing
hhhhhhhhhh

>>73618849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Id6N30MuII

>normally wake up for work at 7:30 after having slept for 6-6.5 hrs
>don't get sleepy til well after midnight

>today I get up at 9:30 after a solid 7hrs
>it's only 11:30pm and I'm already sleepy

Why

>>73618985
Yeah yeah just keep laughing
In reality we even liked you
That's right we liked you,Hitler wanted you as allies
But you refused to

The Jermaine Jenas gimmick had potential, bloke makes me crease

Think I'm gonna stop taking antidepressants. They do absolutely nothing and have removed the last drops of my sex drive.

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>>73618540
I know but I can't build the water treatment plant yet and it's a lake so the sewage goes everywhere.

>>73619053
>That's right we liked you,Hitler wanted you as allies
>But you refused to
terrible terrible meme, not true in the slightest

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>this canadian roleplaying as a selfhating somali

it's been done

>>73619088
It's true you moron
You're Aryan
Why didn't you join us
Why

hot out.

I'd hate to live in a hot country, you'd just know everyone there is constantly sweaty. Disgusting.

>>73618953
You're a wanker and I'll be doubling down on my bullying of Germans hence forth for that little remark.

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>>73619053
don't care lol

>>73618953
Ja, du reich schisser poster.

>>73619053
i think the reason germans get bullied is because they dive headfirst into these petty arguments. please post more relaxed, and god bless

ahhh its raining outside

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You people here make fun of Indians and Brazilians. I would give my right arm to be Indian or Brazilian. There is nothing worse than a Somali. We are the absolute worst. The rest of Africa is better than us. The rest of the Muslims are better than us. The entire world is better than us. We are the absolute worst people on this planet, and I wish we weren't here because all we do is make the planet worse.

just gone to the university of life freshers, or as the punching bag keeps calling it, our youngest's 18th

haha, happy birthday son, finally your turn to buy me a pint ay

bought myself a cheeky set of under armour

>>73619179
good post

>>73619111
>You're a wanker
It hurts
>>73619115
xd
>>73619116
>Reich schisser Poster
What did he mean by this?
>>73619121
I just like arguing desu
Not more much to it really
What I've said is true though.

>>73619053
nah lad we were WILLING to make some kind of niceness, it's why we followed the policy of appeasement for so long. we preferred you over the commies for some time.

even had a Naval Agreement in 1935

the crux of the matter was, we had a big conference in Munich for you to stop acting like niggers when it came to military revanchism and your autistic obsession with occupying your neighbours. Sudetenland, fine, we came to an agreement on that. then you took the rest of Czechoslovakia, betraying your word. then we made a promise to defend Poland if you chimped out again. AND YOU DID. so we declared war.

fucking kraut dindu nuffin mentality is aggravating

>>73619163
*Looks outside*
No it's not

>>73619105
ill take the bait
Hitler made comments glorifying many different people, including but not limited to muslims, russians and british
you really think he saw room for the german reich and the british empire to coexist? just look at how his "alliance" with stalin turned out

>>73619198
Ayy only thing we wanted was reversing the treaty of Versailles

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXj2OGXFjI

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart

>>73619242
Bollocks

>>73619100
The hatred I am expressing is not the hatred of an outsider. It is the frustration and agony of someone who has dealt with this shit all my life.

A /pol/tard would be coming at this from a completely different angle.

I love Africa. I just hate my own ethnic background.

If I could choose, I'd have been born a Christian Ethiopian.

>>73619257
Shut up triggered German province

>>73619242
you wanted most of Eastern Europe for living space because retarded Nazi philosophy believes rural agrarian living is the only kind of society fit for Germans

>>73619280
classic german militarism

>>73619253
sang this on vocaroo for you lads once

>one of the bogdanovs suffers horrible facial surgery accident and is horribly disfigured for the rest of his life
>the other one decides to get surgery purposely to appear as his brother does just so he wouldn't have to go through it alone

>>73619242
You mean reverse the outcome of WWI.

>>73619311
sing it again bb xx

>>73619280
Fuck off Sören

>>73619299
I don't think they would've really done it had they won
Removing all those slavs is just way too unrealistic to be done and would take too much logistic effort
>>73619320
Meh
If we had won WW1 in the first place everyone would've been better off anyway

*lobs a chair at you*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18AxBV2uDB0

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>>73619374
Hahahahahahahahahha

>>73619318
truly the greatest humans to ever live

>>73619198
So they kinda forced the UK into battle by challenging their integrity (with international alliances).

Ayo Germany, dass ist Stupid.

>>73619376
everything would've been worse lad

>>73618651
Literally its always started by the Krauts posting their "Gott-Strafe-England" images

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I fixed Europe lads

>>73619376
>I don't think they would've really done it had they won

The fact that it was already well underway in Poland suggests otherwise. It's true that the German army failed to starve the Russians to death as they were ordered to though desu so maybe you're right.

can it get any more reddit than kendrick lamar?

>>73618816
Seems like you need to go read a book, you utter fuckwit.

just made a massive runt post then deleted it before sending as I got too anxious haha what am i like

>>73619441
>Not reclaiming brittany
In the bin

>>73619464
what about reddit and memey

>>73619441
hanover is english

>>73619481
state of you

lads, have we made a mistake?

Just looked at average IQs for Poland and it's 99, only one less than ours

Pakistan's is 84

By leaving the EU were inviting more subhuman negroid class immigrants and turning away the decent Christian ones

Did we make a mistake?

>>73619376
tbqhhh I think the Third Reich may have been quite good without
-Hitler leading it post 1940
-the obsession on pseudo-racial science, superstitious fears of slavs, gypsies and jews
-expansionist autism

as an anti-commie force in the world, it was fantastic. and the Neo-Classical aesthetic and revivalist sentiment was ultimately good. traditionalism was definitely needed after the 1920s.

>>73619441
>belgium still exists
explain yuself

>>73619478
Which book would that be

>>73619481
Good lad, No one wants to read your self-indulgent long-winded shit.

>>73619481
posting is anonymous

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Does it offend you ignorant westerners that I'm not some white supremacist? That I actually am a self-hating Somali? What sort of that would be unbelievable other than the shitty post-colonial narrative that every culture is beautiful and special and should be cherished?

I'm sorry, I hate my people. I think when we try to be secular, we are criminals, and when we keep to our traditions, we are jihadists. We inflict suffering of untold proportion upon ourselves, and we blame others for our remarkable stupidity.

Everything Somalia is going through is deserved. I would go further and say we deserve nothing less than nuclear mass-immolation.

>>73619426
Nah
It would be heaven
>>73619434
Those are dumb
>>73619462
I am right
They even had SS divisions in countries like Ukraine etc. made up of the native population
>>73619441
Nightmare really

>>73619441
We don't want immigrants from German territory.

>>73619000
hope you're just memeing, go 40 seconds in though

>>73619043
yeah s'alright, not my thing too much but got 4 mins in so you win x

>>73619441
dusseldorp :DD

>>73619464
K dot cameo on 'dit and memey as drawn by shitty watercolour

>>73619520
Spot the Dog, you dumb cunt

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/04/14/15/22/melbourne-milk-bar-bans-black-teenagers
>"Because the 14-18 year old black always steal," the sign reads, the store will now prohibit "blacks and dogs into the shop."
they forgot the Irish lads

Wonder if a girl has ever thought about me inappropriately.

>>73619556
What happens 40 seconds in?

>>73619514
It was incredibly corrupt though.

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soon

>>73619542
Average IQ of 68

Your country is fucked

Wanna go for a walk but town will be seething with disgusting happy people

ribena's April 14th blog entry is a belter

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>>73618134
Buenos días, compa.

>>73618117
run
listen to le muzak
watch movie films
play vidya

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>>73619646
A religious event occurring on the last day of the week, perhaps?

>>73619637
whoops, meant *got 40 seconds in haha

*opens hatch*
*peers into the runt pit*
*flicks Zippo Cigarette Lighter*
*a thousand eyes staring back at me*
little runts... you are my brothers. you are God's creations. you deserve to be loved.
*drops a hundred ham and cheese sarnies into the pit to a rapturous reception of grateful squeals*
now i must cleanse you
*turns the hose on the nearest runts. they are showered in lukewarm, sweet-smelling water, and hail me as their new god*
*my work done, i drop a rope ladder into the pit, fastened securely to a post beside the hatch, and leave the complex to be overrun as the runts pour out of confinement*

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>>73619646
hmmm? what are you referring to?

>>73619643
yeah, and there were many more things wrong with it than that.

really, it should've been a kind of prototype for an even better revivalist European nationstate

but because it's the krauts, they had to go full autism and the basic idea behind it has been cursed forever because they took it too far and too violently

My mates have started rinsing me more lately

Bit worried

I'm not the "runt" of the group, he's a bellend, but I'm apparently only one spot above him

>>73619542
maya is half somali though

>>73619462
The slavs were argued about as the chief racial theorist considered them as aryan, what was really meant to happen to the poles was for them to be "germanised" ( name changes, learn german instead, marry germans etc) or moved eastward

>>73619542
Record this on vocaroo. We'll be able to tell if you have a Somali voice

>>73619651
I legitimately have no hope for Somalia or the Somali diaspora. We'll be an under-class abroad, and a basket case of the international community. A disgrace abroad and a disgrace at home.

I want to change my name an pretend to be non-Somali. I can't take being part of the Somali "community". They're like the KKK how racist and xenophobic they are.

>>73619727
>thinking you are part of the group just because there's one runt below you

bet you the real, core, members of the group do lots of things without you. Probably even have their own group chat with all the same members except without you

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BrainBlast™: replace business ideas with BrainBlast™'s

>>73619795
You are clearly at the intelligent end of the bell curve for Somalis, so be happy in knowledge and work hard to keep more Somalis out of Canada.

>>73619727
There can be more than one runt.

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>>73619646
I find the lack of Easter threads disturbing

>>73619542
this is boring to read. nobody in this general will give somalia a second thought when you stop posting about it

>>73619804
Nah it's not that bad, were good mates when 1 on 1, just when a certain two get together they rinse the "runt" to oblivion and i get a little bit of shit but i occasionally have a good comeback

Dunno what happened, gets me a bit down tbqh

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feel bad for you if you've never given a woman an orgasm with your willy

>>73619543
the SS divisions were a tiny minority, paled in comparison to the resistance movements in most countries
also it's not that hard to cleanse land, just take food

>>73619727
*jabs you in the side out of nowhere with a boar spear*
*you jerk upright whinnying and scamper into the foliage*
*uses your blood on the spear to paint red lines on my face*
runt hunt
runt hunt
RUNT HUNT

>>73619900
love a good penetrative orgasm

>>73619804
>Probably even have their own group chat with all the same members except without you
imagine haha

>>73619603
Bit rude, bet you're black LOL!

had an orgasm recently

>>73619900
what's it like when she orgasms?

>>73619996
storyytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyabadabadoo

>>73619944
Bet lost, you thick bastard.

>>73620030
Great, nothing so satisfying

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You know a country's immigration policy is in a bad way when you can tell that it's a Remi Gaillard skit purely going off the number of North Africans in the supermarket.

>>73620030
salty milk and coins

>>73620030
one of the most beautiful sights iah

>>73620031
it felt good

Did you like the music that lady was playing? Some of us think it is one of the greatest musics in the world. It's German music, and we are fighting the Germans. That's something you'll have to think about later on.

>>73620030
vag does a cheeky tighten round your penis

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I know Americans consider Mississippi the poorest most retarded part of their country and it has the KKK.

Somalia is the poorest most retarded part of the world and is similarly very racist and ignorant. The average IQ in Somalia is in the 60s. We're talking very stupid and ignorant people. Worse than hillbillies who ride their trucks in the mud.

Your Brits probably make fun of Wales or something. Somalia is the Wales of the world. Have no sympathy for these international failures. Most of their problems come from how absolutely stupid they are.

>>73618036
Stupid nonce image
Freak

>>73620030
legs go mental

have given the gf several penetrative orgasms but USUALLY i have an easier job at it when i'm fingering her/ stimulating her clit and i think she has it more intense

>>73618810
But you are Somali, how does this work?
You see yourself as the one in 10,000 who is a decent human being?

>>73620103
Nah we rinse Ireland not Wales

It's gonna be orate though, be happy you left Somalia and work to keep Canada as white and East Asian as possible.

never had a penetrative orgasm :(

>>73619727
>>73619895
Comedy is the best answer to confrontation. You take control of the situation by basically trumping the conversation with something thats socially more valuable than confrontation.

Try it.

Verstehst du warum?

/seplut Saturday/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-1zHOcy9H8

gays

>>73620122
they were probably doing that anyway
i know what your kind are like

>>73620180
good post

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>>73620103
> Somalia is the Wales of the world

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>>73620049
>>73620069
>>73620097
>>73620122
>ywn experience this
>you will be a virgin forever
>tfw phimosis and even if i did get close to having sex she'd probably either run away or i'd have something go wrong with my foreskin

Not a coincidence that all my least favourite posters don't post under a British flag

can someone post more of that incredibly busty arab/paki girl from earlier?

honestly fainted for a few seconds when i had an orgasm

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can't relate to other humans on any level anymore. Wish someone would put me out my misery.

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>>73620180
ksskssksskskssksksksskssksksskssssssss

>>73620219
proxy off phimolad

seplut is going to get rabies one day

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>>73619730
Are you back in Copenhagen? hmm

>>73620219
it's not all bad
man from the pub told me he knew a girl who would shit herself without fail when she orgasmed

my "friends" are boring uninteresting unfunny cunts

how do i get new "friends" that are better

You Arrive At The Cemetery In Time For The Ceremony
I Give You A Hot Kiss, Grab Hold Of Your Arse Cheeks
How’d You Like To Get Laid On This
Tomb Stone In The Middle Of The Rain Forest
My Gaze Puts You In A Dase, I’m Loving Your Long Tongue
Look At Your Beautiful Face, Covered In Hot Come
Spread My Wings Block Out The Sun
Lie On My Back, Scope Out Your Bum
My Penis Stays Hard, You Breathing Heavily
I Penetrate You, The Feelings Heavenly
Now Bounce Girl, You Know It’s Hot
Bounce, Bounce Girl Like, Oh My God!
Totally Freaky Deaky Phunky
Wad:E Make You Leave Your Body
Transport You To Another Dimension
You Alone In The Desert, Totally Nude
The Silence Is Violent
You Floating Above The Ground
Invisible Energies Penetrate
Every Hole In Your Body While You Levitate
You Start Coming Apart, Shape-Shifting
Wild, Out Of Control
Destructo
Ghan Odn Ar
Dbir Vahniss
Dgug Rgyud
Hgyur Bzan
Bhren Sseh
Ehrsta Sugam
Satah!

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genuinely don't understand how people have sex

honestly how the fuck do you feel confident/comfortable enough to get someone to get naked around someone who wants to be naked with you

how the fuck do people have sex just a few hours after meeting someone

how the fuck do you go from talking to someone to kissing them, let alone having sex with them

there's just so much about it that i don't understand and it's far too late to work out at my age

>tfw rhododendrons arnt flowering yet
>tfw hot spring messed up their pattern

:^(

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492263057397.webm
hello my friend do you know what the average IQ in somalia is wait come back

>>73620276
if you're over 21 and haven't been to uni then from what i've heard going travelling is literally the only way, and even then you'll drift apart once you get back to normality.

>>73620276
Trade them in at the mate market

>>73620248
paki pets

>>73620266
till monday

>>73620276
Why would anyone other than a boring uninteresting unfunny cunt want to be your friend.

>>73620256
plenty of people here have phimosis
>>73620271
eww

>tfw financial expat who just threw a paddy because mummy refused to send him easter eggs

where did i go so wrong

>>73620178
True

Might just not come out when those 2 are out together, gen feel like it'd be better that way and I'm rather be at home than be a runt

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>>73620320
fuck off

>>73620308
see person youd like to fuck
have good chemistry
theyd like to fuck too
ask if they want to fuck
fuck them
if they say no kill them
joking dont kill them

>>73620339
That's uncalled for.

>>73620320
non-white post

>>73620361
Literally eating a lovely cadburys one now x

>>73620395
Don't see why. If all your friends are twats then you're probably a twat too.

>>73620276
through hobbies and clubs desu

>>73620164
There are outliers. The average Somali has an IQ in the 60s. If my IQ is 80, I'm a super-genius by Somali standards.
>>73620173
I'm personally centre-left on a lot of things, but I vote Conservative because the most important issue for me is we don't let more Muslims into this country or tolerate barbaric cultures. I've heard people here joke about Harper's barbaric cultural practices bill, as if it were a joke. I've had uncles of mine tell me they'd like to kill me. There's a wide segment of Muslims in this country and every country there are Muslims who believe in violent interpretations of the religion. People like me need protection from that shit. That's why I throw my weight behind Harper and there Conservatives, and not the left-wing parties who ignore that shit.

dogs are always nice to me while cats are cunts and dont want to approach me
fuck cats

>>73620370
>>73620397
Spotted a couple of pakis.

>>73620390
>have good chemistry
what does this even mean?
>ask if they want to fuck
sounds terrifying

>>73620366
Diversify with another group of friends. This is of psychological benefit because your one and only group of friends hold more value than if you had two, three, four groups of friends.
Work on it.

>>73620030
like this

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492159534400.webm

>>73620276

you don't. Drifted apart from everyone I was friends with. I just have some people I occasionally have small talk with at work, but they're not friends. I wouldn't choose to hang out with them given the choice.

Haven't had a single friend in over 4 years lmao

if you're desperate for you's just post something about rick and morty on any board.

>>73620453
Do they say they want to kill you in a serious way?

>>73620471
Good advice and you are a good person desu

I've already started to do this naturally, and somehow they seem to respect me more when they find out I've been out with some others

>>73620481
bit gay this

Used to have a few friends but i've forgotten how to make them

At this point I'm not bothered, they'd likely just want to go out drinking and would probably be normies with gfs, so no thanks

wish i was still a teenager

When will Jeremy Corbyn fuck off and give Labour back to someone who's popular?

*something about rick and morty*

Ah yes, it's a cat twats getting triggered when it's pointed out that their pets are favoured amongst ducky fellas episode

>>73620481
ugly fucking head

such a turn off

>>73620527
why is that triggering people so much now?

>>73620557
the last time Labour had that was 2002

how does gordon ramsay do it?

>>73620467
>>73620559
samerunt

>>73620219
fix your phimosis

only thing i know about rick and morty is that mcnugget sauce so here goes

Szechuan sauce is the best/worst, most/least epic sauce of all time! Bring it back/leave it out McDonalds, it's delicious/problematic!

>>73620529
Yes. It's not a fucking joke. Even when I pretended I was just a "diestic" Muslim, they said that shit was haraam, and one uncle says there would be no greater pleasure for him than to come here and meet out the will of Allah on me.

That fucker lives in Europe, thank God.

there's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom
and i want to make it legal for policemen to beat them
cause there's limits to our liberty
least i hope and pray that there are, cause those liberal freaks go too far

>>73620612
tried stretching but i'm scared to retract it

is the phimosis and cock pearl meme real? never saw either in my whole life

>>73620481

hmmm

>>73620627
Doesn't sound very pious to me. Tell that bastard to go fight along side the Taliban if he thinks he's so religious.
Fukn hypocrite.

>>73620672
>>73620672
>>73620672
>>73620672
new

>>73620645
just do it

>>73620453
so are you a super genius?

>>73620559
cats are for women, pakis and poofs.

>>73620470
>what does this even mean
idk shes not scared of you and finds your extreme intelligence and sharp wit endearing and seductive rather than weird and meltlike
>sounds terrifying
run it through with me
"right then you dutty slagbucket, may i enter your cavity?"
really simple stuff

>>73620703
I think I'm legitimately a retard, but I'm not as retarded as the average malnourished Somali who can barely read.

Somalis born in Somalia have serious difficulty reading, in any language.

>>73620770
Should add, my own mother is actually illiterate. Quite a lot of my extended family is too.