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anime

Upa RA

>american girls will never know the feel of licking a smooth and moist willy

sad!

we need to send a expedition lads

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>>73615404
no gender difference between hands, that's why this is what an average girls hand looks like

oppa gangnam style

>>73613184
some variant thereof

me and a mate beating up a wog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3KPHxopj7c

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you now remember taking holidays in cornwall as a kid and getting stuck on those tiny roads

doing a cry

spending my saturday night depressed on the couch watching the conjuring and repeatedly doing a rubiks cube haha

hahaha JUST

>>73615494
yeah exactly.

minus the hair, most of the time.

girls can easily have hands like this

just watch lindybeige, retard

>>73615520
never been to cornwall or anywhere near it in my life

>>73615556
rasheed

I could take down a fuckin animal with my bare hands
in a defence situation

>>73615520
never got stuck. just remember tooting while going round corners

spending my saturday night watching practice 3 for the f1s on AceStream HD (VLC) with the /sp/ lads

my mum gives me milo to go and go and go

>>73615520
never been to cornwall in my life

I remember going to Clackton-on-Sea and finding what I am still convinced were large globules of crude black oil washed up on the beach. What a shitehole.

>I don't rate soros

how to spot a subservient runt

could easily neutralise the threat with my bare hands if so required lads

Cornwall's like one of the most economically deprived areas of the country lmao

>>73615564
i reckon i could take a capybara

>>73615531
That's your experience from holding girl's hands? That they're exactly the same as your own.

Interesting.

>>73615596
don't usually like this sort of thing but squealing rn ngl

>>73615606
yes but its very pretty so it doesn't matter

>>73615617
No, that's science

>>73615596
PATTERING at this post
why arent /brit/ americans this funny?

>$300,000,000
>1 (one) tunnel

>>73615634
What do you mean, that your experience differs but you disregard it?

>>73615584
crude oil doesnt collect into globules though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Cqc6Beqm8
enjoy sam hyde desu

>no gender difference between hands
lmao virgin

Why are all economically deprived areas of the UK overwhelmingly white? Makes me think

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I don't like normingtons

do you like... normbles

>>73615654
pocket money for the yank military mate

>$30,000,000,000
>36 niggas

>>73615659
it does when it tries to mix with seawater

t. expert

>>73615531
there is a difference between /an overlap/ in hand features and there being /no difference/ in hand features. womens hands are different because they are attached to women, if you can't articulate lindybeige's arguments here then you didnt understand them and shouldnt be arguing in the first place.

>>73615667
>>73615655
just watch the video, fags

san't be continuing this conversation

no excuse to not have traveled and explored the entire UK

the country is like 2 metres tall

doing an anxiety about going out later. might cancel and play FIFA instead.

>>73615623
>>73615648
>>73615654
>>73615684
xD why didsnt they just send some niggas from chicago XXDDDDD

>>73615654
Was far less than 300mil, less than 100 million. You can look it up.
I guess it's good that normalfags care about things like this now but it's ridiculous they think Trump is so terrible. Obama sunk every budget he touched.

>>73615703
would rather spend my time travelling abroad

>>73615701
Ok. Well I'm going to keep bring this up for the next few days, good luck trying not to respond to it.

>>73615700
didn't say there was no difference.

>>73615733
rasheed

Shirt or t shirt tonight then boys?

>>73615701
post pictures of hands and I'll determine the correct gender every time

>>73615737
>taking a 'shan't' comment seriously

>The US's Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb does not cost $314 million, or $16 million, but $170,000 a unit, the US Air Force told Business Insider on Friday.

>>73615701
why would I want to watch le quirky reddit youtube man explain that women have manly hands lmao

Have never been in or anywhere near London. Don't see the appeal at all.

>>73615790
Toilet Bog Fart

>>73615703
I have never been to scotland, NI, cornwall, yorkshire, the north east or the isle of wight and have no intention of doing so

>>73615749
Nothing 'sheed about wanting to explore the world in your younger years when you could have a good time doing a full tour of Britain in your 50's. You may even appreciate it more then.

>>73615596
>niggers get removed from western society
>pakis get killed by niggers
>niggers get killed by pakis

why isn't this a thing?

>>73615790
must be true then

Eating some unsalted peanuts.

Not a fan. Think I'm going to go get some salt for them.

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>$300,000,000
>90 IS soldiers killed
300,000,000 / 90 = 3,333,333

Instead of blowing them up, why not just give each insurgent $3 million? Make them lottery winners for the cost of one single giant bomb. Somehow I doubt they would they would sacrifice themselves for 77 virgins in the afterlife if they can retire now, in the real world, each with $3,000,000 net worth.

And that would leave $333,333 x 90 = $29 million left over.

>>73615839
pour the salt down your japseye for maximum effect

>>73615721
>$300 BAJILLION
stop rorke

off for lunch and a walk on dartmoor with the senpai. back later lads

>>73615797
London has nice bits and shit bits. Its the centre of the UK so there's no reason not to

Towns in the Thames Valley are very wealthy and pretty, they look like something out of Germany

Comfy villages here and there

>>73615491
a-am I invited?

>>73615852
le why didn't they le just send 39 niggaz from chiucago xDDDD im sure they knew it was only going to kill that many xD

>>73615852

t. Gender Studies student

>>73615852
see >>73615790

>spend $36m to blow up some tunnels, killing just 36 people in the process


mm ah yes, glad we have a businessman at the helm who is good at budgeting

>>73615839
/brits in a nutshell

>no pun intended

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gooning to her song again

>>73615888
are you the one with the miniature thumb

watching high way patrol australia lads

ids bretty good desu

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>>73615918

>>73615866
have fun lad
goin haytor or what?

>spend $36 billion to blow up some tunnels, killing just 3.6 people in the process

bog brumpf fart trumpet

>>73615582
>f1
Did the men drive the car fast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfAvFYKVEZ4

>>73615951
Is this a man's hand or a woman's?

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Need these creps

>>73615976
yeah

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>spend 3 times the annual net worth of Bill Gates
>destroy 10 sand tunnels

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took the gf shopping

most danger I have ever felt was walking through croydon at night, and walking through glasgow in the day

>>73616006
it's not about money
it's about sending a message

>>73615790
Probably not including all R&D/design phase spending, what a joke.

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Doin the washing up in me undies

>>73616010
fuck lad you're ugly

>>73616006
the bomb cost $170,000 you thick sack of shit

>>73616010
aha thought you could bag a bird with a bigger cock than that desu love x

if you kill them they win

>>73615988
*virgin heems you*

>spend your entire national budget
>give birth to 400 ISIS insurgents

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>spend more dollars than there are atoms in the universe on 1 (ONE) bomb
>neutralise 36 insurgents and a tunnel system dug with shovels

>spend 100 billion times the amount of jews killed in the holocaust
>1 sand castle destroyed

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took a photograph for a group of normies and I could tell they were very disappointed with the results

>spend 100 million dollars
>blow up a sad tunnel used to move goats and sheep by local farmers

wew lads

is black pudding a christmas thing?

>exist
>only kill 0.36 men

>>73616114
nah it's a scottish thing

>post on /brit/ for an entire day
>only get one (You)

>>73616114
unironically a jewish thing

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>spend 50% of annual GDP
>blow up what turned out to be an empty pringles tube buried in the dirt

>>73616114
No it's an all year round treat for all the family.

>>73616131
Is white pudding only Scots as well?

how is it chads lead such unhealthy live with all the drugs/ late nights yet still look good?

>>73616114
no that's christmas pudding you're thinking of

>>73616131
it's really not

looking back on the history of your wanking career to date, which pornstar do you think you've spaffed to most?

any STRAFFmen in?

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>>73616157

>>73616171
Rather not say.

>>73616171
not enough of a sadcase to actually find out the names of the random naked girls I wank to

>>73616158
dunno what white pudding is
jizz sausage?

>>73616165
maybe you're right i just know i from stornoway black pudding (goat black pudding)

>>73616143
you have give to receive

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>Spend entire government budget for the 2020's
>annihilate 2 radicalised testicles

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city is growing x

>spend years laying ground work with locals
>build up presence in community and the appearance of trust
>approach the US
>tell them of an ISIS tunnel system
>drive purposefully to the site
>lay my bollocks out in the hot sun
>hear a B52 overhead
>prepare for nirvana as the moab sends a pulse of heat and concussive ecstasy on my soon to be obliterated bollocks

yanks aren't so bad after all lads

>>73616224
It's flour, suet, cinnamon and sultanas formed into a sausage and fried.

>>73616275
sorry mate, a lad already did it better yesterday

>>73616270
> putting apostrophes on plurals
stop doing that, it makes you look stupid

>PJW turns 35 next month

grim

>>73616271
>bent roads
not surprised

>>73616271
boring autistic version of sim city

>>73616271
i fucking hate it

>>73616271
Your roads are SHITE

>>73616311
*imagines my own surprise*

wish bobby kennedy never got shot

so sad

>>73616159

they probs lead a double life of browsing /r/skincareaddiction & only eating chicken & broccoli when alone.

>>73616311
I thought he was 25ish

>>73616308
> putting a space in between your meme arrow and text
you know what i'm going to say

>>73616171

Lexi Belle probably

>>73616306
just happy to know bollocks posting is still going strong

baltimora

>random long hair on your arm
>random really long, grey, wiry hair in eyebrow

the fuck lads?

sayanora

sasha grey probably but only like 1 or 2 scenes because I found a lot of them way too hardcore

FACT: Finnish make the greatest memes

>>73616411
welcome to your mid 20s

>>73616398
Banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY

might make some risotto for lunch desu

runtposting > bollockposting

>>73616440
So this is the beginning of my body failing?

aaah yes, fantastic

http://archive.is/LRe05
http://archive.is/LRe05
http://archive.is/LRe05
http://archive.is/LRe05

>>73616398
this means, literally, "I'm running at them now with my trousers down"

>>73616510
virus

*rings my bell*
get out of the way runt

>>73616470

haven't seen a good runtpost for weeks

used to be a good aussie runtposter. wonder where he went

>>73616533
think that was ed, and he got a gf

Going back to bed again.

>>73616510

>55% of Pakistanis in the UK are married to their cousins

wew

runtposting wanker loves his fucking runtposting

>>73616557
ar00000000000

is ed gone forever?

>>73616533

yeah same, it died a while ago but i saved some good ones when i realised that it was a dying meme.

https://pastebin.com/A42grnFs

>>73616601
hope not

*stares into distance*

i haven't read the catcher in the rye

>>73616624

nice, nice.

https://youtu.be/GoiFskQHzX0
fucking love this bloke

what's the game plan boys

Was doing a lot of LSD and speed back in the halcyon days of runtposting. Looking back on it that might've fuelled some of my more vicious runtposts.

dont really get runtposting

lads my willy has never been in a fanny

might do a 'cide tbqh

runtposting is a gem

LADS

This is the first post I've made since october. I came to Australian and the place I'm staying has filtered 4chan. Pretty much all proxies are banned and 4G is range banned. At most all I've been able to do is read a thread every now and then.

DON'T COME TO AUSTRALIA. IT'S A TRAP

BEER IS EXPENSIVE

THIS MAY BE MY LAST POST UNTIL I RETURN

Do pubs in England have stupid opening times at Easter as well or is that just here?

wonder where jordy went?

>>73616739
hmm

>>73616696
bit gay

>>73616783
disgusting pancake nipples

>>73616783
post the one with her hairy minge

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could the ed & jordan era have been /brit/ peaking

have a feeling it's all downhill from here lads

>>73616783
disgusting pancake nipples

>>73616746
The pubs here are always open.

>>73616807
its time for a new generation

>>73616786
see him as more of a fatherly figure
https://youtu.be/LreSBc8fVjw

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>>73616806

got called a "go back to where your from" in the al-shewera market in birmingham

>>73616320
nah
cities skylines is a lot better

FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA

>>73616807

got back from overseas just as they fucked off

what did they do? tinderposting or summin?

>>73616807
while I am here, /brit/ is top tier

oi jordan I know you're here haha
check your facebook hahaha

lads with gfs how do you initiate sex?

does she just walk up to and say "i want ur willy in my fanny right now"

>>73616870
got bored in 5 minutes

test

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I squat when i poo

I'm doing a sloppy on right now and farted mid-plop. It went everywhere

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dumb paddy btfo by a paki

>>73616922
You just know when she's in the mood. If she's not you just turn her on mate

won the fifa 17 tournament at work in the call centre

beat sean in the semis as barcelona then beat big boss man dean who runs the outbound shift as arsenal haha was well good got £20 asda vouchers and extra overtime hours in the centre

met a guy in sweden who actually worked in a call centre and he told me how grim his work is hahaha

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>>73616783
OI!!! JANNY!!!

>>73616975
janny janny janneroo
does a wank, does a poo

>>73616975
Looks like the opposite

wish runts were real

*sighs and looks around the room, spotting you sitting in the corner alone*

oh wait... they are

Should I be productive today? Nah, think it's time to spend 10 hours on /brit/

>>73616171
Ava Addams

>>73616975
so that house party he stopped off at wasn't just some randomer? it was a lad he did business with?

POO POO POO POO
LOOK MUMMY IVE DONE A HUGE POO
BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP
LOOK MUMMY IVE DONE A FART

>>73617005

good post

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wife's son just built this

anyone else get naked when they poo?

i also like to poo at night in the dark

*sections you*

fifa is fuckin shite

>apply speculatively for job
>"I see, and what university was it again?"
>the university of life
>"ok and what was your previous job"
>call centre
>"Hmmm, what did that entail?"
>i ring people up and they hang up immediately
>*dial tone*

FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE SMELL OF DORITOS AND CUM

FEE FI FO FEW I KNOW THAT SMELL AS THE SMELL OF THE JANNY

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in cornwall

yer da plays for da fackin badge

daily reminder hands are identical from body to body

lads

>>73617203
wow are u a hacker

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tfw my elderly parents' internet is 10x faster than mine

100mg of speed up the shitter

>>73617151
fake news

>>73616975
>car paki who thinks he's a local celebrity because of his car business gets upset on the internet because some potato nigger who spends ludicrous amounts of money to rent one of his Deano'd out luxury cars stands on the bonnet of his car

everyone involved in this story is a runtoid

100 gb of speed up the shitter

>>73617237
Fastest Internet connection in the world belongs to some 90 year old Swedish woman

>rents cars just to stand on them for instagram pictures
hahahaha fucking paddy

>>73617251
steady on

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>>73617237
>tfw

just rented a 2003 nissan pulsar to stand on lads

just stood on some runt's GTR and took a photo for the gram

>>73617278
This image makes no sense

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yisrael_Kristal

what's his secret

just financed a 2003 Audi A2 for the 'gram

I am a very sad, lonely person

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What did Demi Moore mean by this?

>>73617373
luck

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_positions_of_Donald_Trump

doing a read of the ol 'dia

>>73617398
She was 19 and drunk and it was his birthday

She was just giving him the best birthday present ever

>>73617398
>tfw want to call this criminally wrong and disgusting but too jealous of the kid

>>73617398
Early 1980s was such a fucked up period of time

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>>73617237
no fiber

>>73617398
he's a lot older and she's a lot younger than they both look

eating breakfast on the bonnet of a 2005 ford focus lads

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>>73617437
What if an actor did that to a young girl, would you be just as passe about it?

>>73617516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWZ3EHjUx_E

Depends on the circumstances

>>73617516
fuck off nonce its not the same

>>73617494
Bullshit, she was 19/20 and he was a 13 year old pretending to be 15

*walks into the university library*
*changes the wallpaper of all the computers to heavily modified supercars"
*exits the university library"

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>>73617488
>descendant
>ascendant

>>73617548
well they're both teenagers so i don't see the problem

>>73617576
nonce

>>73617533
>>73617545
Fuck off nonce-enablers

*gets home from school*
*connects to the dial-up*
*types out www.google.co.uk into the address bar*
*clicks on images*
*types 'cool cars'*

evening sorted

>>73617602
Nonce

>>73617590
i'm not a teenager so it wouldn't be alright for me.

>BBC1
snooker
>BBC2
cycling
>channel 4
F1

what are the government trying to do to us?

>>73617609
*surreptitiously types "sexy girls"*

>>73617548
>>73617551
>>73617533
>>73617545
>>73617590
>>73617602
>>73617609
>>73617602
>>73617614
>>73617620
nonce

>>73617629
promoting channel 4 by putting shit sports on bb1 and 2

>>73617576
She's clearly a grown woman and he's a little boy, if you don't see the problem then you must be a paedo yourself

>>73617657
She was 19, he was 15

They could have gotten married in most states

>>73617629
Ah yes 23:00

>Channel 4
Sex

>My4
Sex

>Film4
Sex

>E4
Sex

>4Music
Sex

Hmm I wonder who could be-
>CEO: David Abraham (May 2010–)
>Parent: Department for Culture, Media and Sport

Ah yes of course

>>73617657
nah he's just wearing goofy glasses that make him look young and she carries herself like an actress

>>73617654
Snooker is a patrician sport, fuck off Pim

>>73617636
I used to type 'naked boobs'

>>73617683
>>73617692
He was obviously not 15 you twit

honestly could shag some 13 years old if i could get away with it

>>73617695
Dirty boy

>>73617732
french "people"

wish puberty didn't hit my like a truck
would love to be a trap

>>73617727
t. jelly tot

>>73617727
ACTually theyre both 400 year old vampires

>>73617732
le nonce

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I'm ethnically Somali, but I strongly advocate the total genocide of Somali people.

Seriously. Even myself. I've never ever met a Somali person who wasn't scum. Every single last one of us should be gassed.

I'm not being ironic or edgy either. These are sincere beliefs I've come to over my two decades on this earth. I was born to the worst ethnicity on this planet.

>>73617782
just the muslim ones

christian east africans are qt

What's the point in banning people when they can simply reset their router, clear their cookies and return here within minutes?

>>73617732
>"Hello my name is Pierre and I'm from France, and I have come to have sex with your family"
Eddie Izzard was right about you lot

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ah yes

>>73617782

Interesting, in what sense are they scum? Lack of morals?

>>73617782
they're just misunderstood

>>73617782
There were some in my school, they were ok

but over the top with religion, just fucking insane and brainwashed

>>73617822
it's just a way of saying "hey don't do that"

>>73617782
once really pissed off a ghanaian friend by saying somalians and ghanaians looked the same

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>king kendrick

more like lord farquaad lmao

>>73617822
because it's a hassle

>>73617822
Depends if they're on dynamic IP or not. There's a lot of people on static IP so their bans actually have an effect.

>>73617695
>he didn't search for "big bobs" when no one was home
step it up you little grub

>>73617833
the Chewits rebanding was a travesty

>>73617817
Perhaps, but Somalis are 99.99% Muslim, so I don't feel like making the distinction.

If I even as much as see another Somali throughout my day, my day is instantly ruined. We are a plague upon the earth. There are no redeeming qualities.

>>73617838
Does it stop them? No.

kendrick lamar turned shite after good kid maad city

>>73617848
Why is he dressed like an early 90s slow jams singer?

>>73617891
well not everyone has a dynamic ip address

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might get a prius

>>73617885
post your skin.

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>>73617892

Beep boop

@73617892

shite opinion end yourself mon ami

>>73617945
lil uzi vert shits on him

>>73615464
I appreciate your work here.

business idea: sell the sun to aliens

if you listen to kendrick lamar you're a bent redditor

>listening to rap
'groid music
must be more sheeds and jamals here than i thought

Latina women are the best women desu

>>73618031
reddit is obsessed with rap and black people

post something about kendrick lamar and youll get a billion upvotes

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>>73618036
New

sorry for the early post, just wanted to beat the yank who keeps posting them early.

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@73618017
you listen to 67 unironically

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>>73617837
Let me just put it this way. When I meet people, usually the furthest thing from my mind is religion or politics. Every time I meet another Somali, they open with "fucking white people", or "fucking kaffirs". This being Canada, we're around a lot of kaffirs and white people, but every Somali I ever meet has this burning hatred for kaffirs and white people, which I've always found oddly intense for us willingly living in their countries.

80% of Somalis are KKK levels of hating people of a different race and religion. Somalis even hate other black Muslims. The only people Somalis aren't intensely racist and xenophobic towards are their own tribe.

>>73617841
If I were Ghanaian, and you called me Somali, I would probably attack you. Somalis are worse than dogs bro. Not even really human. Just chimpanzees with large foreheads who can mimic human behaviour.

Being a negro during colonialism mustve been mental. One day your lying in the mud with your clan like any other day. Then a load of pale men with shining eyes come riding their beasts throwing fire like demons

Would've been like an apocalypse