/brit/

might go for a walk

>>73612932
reddit

>>73612922
sorry. didn't realise monkeys have feelings

can't wait till north korea collapses desu

i'm 21 and still on my fucking Ls

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Why don't you smoke?

Doing a 'cide before Monday comes.

>>73612985
I'm not a runt

>>73612964
that's even more racist

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>>73612967
bit sad looking at N korea soldier parades and thinking about how most will be dead in a few years

>>73612981
Don't know what this means

>>73612985
nicotene makes me feel ill

>>73613022
learner plates (pre-license)

>>73612928
nah

>>73613010
dying for their glorious leader is how they'd want to go out

plodding normingtons

>>73613030
my brother's 23 and hasn't got a drivers license

i mean can you believe? what!

Just back from Squash lads

gonna whip up some nice lunch then meet the lads at t'pub

never bothered learning to drive

>>73612966
>i can only drive automatic too

Fucking hell mate maybe get some extra driving lessons if you're having problems.

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There is an idea of a Jared Kushner, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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>cunt.png

>>73612682
Arca released a new album if you like experimental electronic music

I never bothered to drive because I moved to londonistan at 18 but now I'm having to learn at 27 because I moved out to somewhere with greenery and clean air and stuff lol

Be it a rock or agrain of sand, in water they sink as the same.

Reckon I could snap any of you skinny jeans wearing twigs in 2

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1492193716882.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1492193716882.webm
t h e s q u a d
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1492193716882.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1492193716882.webm

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>>73612957
>>73612985
>>73612999
>>73613022

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>>73613082

>>73613125
*kisses you*

>>73612932
saw a brit saying FOY to a potatoman for posting using the terms liberal and conservative

weren't the terms political terms liberal and conservative used in british politics before US politics were even relevant?

watching scott pilgrim on a saturday night
dire

>>73613077
nah, i like to think i have the wisdom to accept the things i cannot change

i'll never scale mount everest or invent the quantum computer, and chances are that neither will you, no matter how hard you try

>>73613082
>this guy gets to go balls deep in ivanka
why is this allowed?

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>mfw someone responds with "howling" or some variant thereof to my post

>>73613160
It's the context in which they were used

>>73613170
*kills a cyclist*

Going to bake some baguettes today I think

>>73613165
nice directing but ultimately michael cera ruins everything he's in

>>73613184
>It's a yank

>>73613170
Maybe you're not actually bad at driving you're just panicking.

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only charge a dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!

>>73613160
yes they were, british people just like being snowflakes

they will claim the word liberal is used differently in the UK but literally every news organisation these days uses the same definition of liberal and so does one of their parties (The Liberal Democrats).

>>73613184
you deserved it laddo :)
I've been saving that cyclone debbie one for a while

>>73613237
Stupid Americanised twat

>>73613232
possibly but i take enough benzos to kill an elephant most days so i dunno

>>73613234
maybe read like 3 or 4 words my dude

>>73613234
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh

>>73613237
go suck off a corndog ameriboo

>>73613259
Why does everyone here take benzos?

>>73613205
idk I think it's terrible overall

>>73613264
shall NOT be reading this

>>73613268
>corndog

FOY

the 'ol mum always yammering on about salty food

does she have a point? is salt literally poison?

lying in bed

>>73613277
to soften the blow of the pitiful tedious existence we've created for ourselves

>>73613277
Keeps the benzo-induced anxiety at bay

>>73613082
This sounds very familiar but I can't quite remember where from

Durch den werden wir alle verrecken!

Never go in the garden when dad is out there gardening because he'll ask me to help haha

>>73613333
nice quads jap

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is there a reason michael cera looks the way he does? has generally being unfit fucked his looks or is he just sick from something?

>>73613256
>>73613268
my country actually uses the correct definition of Liberal

it's your country that has been YANKED. I'm just stating facts.

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shall NOT be reading this

Französische Schülerinnen schießen besser!

>>73613331
American psycho, Bateman's opening monologue

>>73613379
I still see people make reference to "soft l liberal"s

Doing some gardening, already know my pitiful weed of a son will NOT be helping

He'd probably just get weedol in his eyes if he tried though the useless cunt

>>73613378
Imagine being the go to actor for a young white beta male. As soon as he's too old his career is done.

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>>73613378
Probably something to do with his weight loss, he was quite chubby when he was younger

>wake up
>not British

thank GOD lads

>>73613441
t.abbo

tomorrow's the day, lads

Husband is out in the garden, wish my failure of a son would clear off out the house, but the scrawny git certainly won't offer to help with the gardening.

>>73613400
ah thanks

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>>wake up
>>not British
>thank GOD lads

>>73613384
How do Americans eat peas?

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Could you handle her?

>>73613427
there's probably a market for older washed up white beta males

>>73613431
he wasn't fat in arrested development, never thought about it before but he looked pretty normal there

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>>73613480
they don't

>>73613306

depends how much of it you eat. It's fine in smaller quantities + who wants bland food?

>>73613490
yes but if it's a man, no

>>73613455
this is the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy0rbxbNmOI

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>sorry boss, we don't have small packets of tobacco anymore, new government rules

>>73613490

amazonian tier

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A British anime?

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>>73613490
What in tarnation

very hungry but no money for food

going out for lunch tomorrow anyway so I'l probably just fast until then

>>73613529
Why on earth would he call me boss

>>73613540

As-salamu alaykum

>>73613490
>i'm unemployed

sold!

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>>73613490

I Love Scotland

>>73613540
how have you managed that?

>>73613564
It's like you've never been to a paki shop, they always call you boss instead of sir

>>73613564

subservient mindset of the 'sheed

>>73613577
south korea is the scotland of the south

>>73613490
Jesus Christ did she eat the rest of their friends?

>>73613564
subconscious inferiority complex

>>73613585
tbqh it's usually the young ones that call you boss, not old men like him.

>>73613583
got laid off and money ran out

why have the lefties been pushing womens surfing so much lately? I see it everywhere

I wish this gook would fuck off, being the uninteresting cunt from an uninteresting country is MY gimmick

>>73613492
>he wasn't fat in arrested development
Yeah but he was a bit chubby

why can't north korea just hurry up and kill me

>>73613540
maybe you should cook your own meals and not waste money on the cafe/ restaurant jew

>>73613613
I'm 32 so whatever, they all call me boss

>>73613657
doubt their missiles can reach this far

>>73613636
Fuck up freshie

>>73613661
i only eat out when someone else is paying

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Micahel Cera is based

>>73613674
>32
foy

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>>73613677
i imagine living next door to their embassy would be like being in an american dad episode

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playing some cities skylines xx xx
wish i had a lad to sit on me while i do it haha xx xx

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>>73613647
idk my memory of him there looks like this but google images does come up with a few chubs

just looks like baby fat though, nothing he wouldn't have grown out of

>>73613684
fair I'm the same

>>73613737
>yank planning system and building control
nty desu foy

>>73613743
He was chubbier in the first season, his face had a lot of puppy fat. Go look if you don't believe me

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Disgusting

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getting my daily dose of the ol' primus

Can anyone recommend any good timesink iphone games I can download?

Need to kill a couple of hours.

Don't care how old it is as long as its free

>>73613856
tiny tower

>>73613856
how about i sink that bender phone into your fucking head m8

>>73613856
angry birds

>>73613877

Played it, but good suggestion

>>73613856
ibooks

>>73613856
peggle is amazing

>>73613890

3 starred every level (on the original)

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>>73613807
yeah you're right

guess he couldn't stand seeing himself as a fat cunt on tv and fucked his body trying to rectify it

>>73613678
fuck off cunt

can't wait for the chinks to get you smug pricks too desu

I-I've got mates I swear

>>73613856
state of your ADD riddle pea-brain if you need constant stimulation for a miniscule amount of time. grow up manchild.

new malwarebytes is good

Feel like shit lads

Might start drinking now.

>>73613585
We don't have any of those where i live

>>73613947
reddit: the antivirus

>>73613950
maybe you feel like shit because you're always drinking

>>73613963
what do I use then

want a beer but iv just brushed my teeth. horrible dilemma.

>>73614001
gnu/linux so you don't need one

feeling good despite how alone i am

>>73614001
common sense, retardo

>>73613942

You alright mate?

>>73614001
just don't download viruses like me

>>73613963
Malwarebytes is anti-spyware, not antivirus

*downloads common sense*

>>73614001
Windows defender and a brain

what are some good viruses i can download

>>73614001
anti virus software is a scam to fool normies

>>73614040
>>73614026
thats not how it works you stupid nonces
you can be affected just by visiting a website, or you can get thrown into a million redirects

I sometimes browse desuarchive and malwarebytes saves me from rubbish on that site

downloading some viruses lads

>gave a bloke a handy when I was feeling suicidal and confused
>regretted it immediately
>feel terrible everyday because of it

just seen him drive past me haha, hope he didn't recognise me, looked at me so I can only assume he did, might neck myself lads

>>73614074
dont visit dodgy websites then you idiot nonce

>>73614065
Hmm you seem to have already been infected with being fr*nch

>>73614086
neck yourself faggot

>>73614086
How did you get into that situation?

Not the end of the world mate, Christ.

>>73614025
was feeling that up until a few days ago when some girl showed some interest recently

blew me off friday and feel sick about it haha

>>73614085
your mum did the same last night

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>>73614086
I just want you to know despite what talking heads on tv say, most people would think you're a fucking freak

>>73614099
t. my mum

>>73614074
Sounds like you need an adblocker not an antivirus

can you play cities skylines online multiplayer?

want to play with my /brit/ bfs

>>73614086
faggot

>>73614065
lostboys.exe

>>73614086
roma lad?

who /running defender and malwaebytes at the same time/

laptop is built like a brick shithouse rn

>>73614137
you can tell he's a deranged freak purely based on his one post. what kind of normal person gets depressed and decides to wank off older blokes? what a weirdo

>>73614086
do you post this every day now

>>73614086
just admit you're gay

it's not gay for a gay guy to do gay stuff, just normal

>>73614107
>>73614158
Why are these two particular JFs so angry all the time

hmm live somewhat close to the NK embassy
wonder if I've ever walked past a north korean

>>73614174
lol

>>73614147
dont think so but its okay we can play something else x

>only day off this week
>no friends
>no plans
>no life

feel like necking myself tbqh

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>anon you're always on that computer but what do you actually do on there?
>what websites do you use? I couldn't find you on facebook

2nd tinder date in 3 days today lads. got a shag out of the last one so i'm not actually that bothered about today's tbqh

would take a handy off a lad even though I'm not a bender because hands don't differ much between male and female

>>73614222
go give a bloke a handy

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umm homophobia is not cool

>>73614237
BIGGEST fear ahahaha

>>73614237
look at pics of boobs just like those and tug my willy

>>73614177
thought I was bent for a few years because I got nonced as a child and forgot until recently, tried it after a drink and considered it a good idea at the time but it really wasn't

>>73614268
state of the way yanks dress

>>73614249
t. runtish girly hands

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>>73614249
>hands don't differ much between male and female

Just done a good shift outside the paki shop picking up loose change now I'm heading to the sikh temple for lunch

>>73614237

>implying a girl like that would not go out her way to avoid walking near me

>>73614296
good reference

>>73614249
You must have soft girlish hands then.

Watching a British qt on a webcam site. She's been demonstrating her blowjob skills on a banana.

need a british gf with a cute accent

ex gf had tiny hands

loved having them on my cock, made it look massive

>>73614325
Hmmm, yes me also.

Decided to give tinder a go again.

Don't know how women feel about the men on it but I gotta say the girls are absolutely dire. Every single one is some slag caked in make up whose life seems to be about going out and getting pissed.

Also the amount of profiles with 'You've gotta message me first' is mental, you may as well say 'I'm a lazy cunt, you do all the work'.

I changed my monitor cable to display port and I keep selecting DVI input accidentally
it's tough being retarded

>>73614353
get bumble then Gandy

>>73614353
but they're holding all the cards
you're the one buying

>>73614404
Can't imagine they do more than say hi as an opener.

>>73614353
set the 'der to a foreign location (some shithole in SEA) and assuming you're white that's how it is being a woman on tinder in the west

amazing how easily your penis slides into a sopping wet vagina. tis a glorious feeling 2bh.

>>73614432
At what age to girls stop expecting men to do all the work for them and start putting a bit of effort in themselves.

>>73614484

stop talking about sex please. It makes me uncomfortable.

>>73614492
35+

>>73614492
round 30

if they've not settled by then they start freaking out

gtg
bbl

doing a big hefty poo

>>73614484
even better is how tight it can be while still being easy to slip in and out of

what i like about america is that the fizzy drinks bottles are shorter and fatter, they're really cute
everything else i saw in movies but that i never saw
it was a cute surprise

doing a big lefty poo

seize the means of pooduction

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Powers that BE take note. Suffering is the aperitif for destruction.

>>73614580
what does american taste like?

UAV inbound

Poo av inbound

HIV inbound

>tfw no gaming pc/console to waste the day on

holding back tears

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Fuck socialists.

got kicked out the nightclub for being drunk haha

>>73614643
sadness

400 calorie breakfast haha

So within 100 days have many promises has Trump broken already?

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1500 calorie snack aha

everyone on /brit/ either has a 7+ inch willy or a 4 phimosis gremlin willy

what do big chebs feel like? Asking for a mate

>>73614810
dont like cats but don't understand why you'd want this on your computer

>>73614817
soft and lovely

>>73614784
me in the middle

>>73614817
just tell him what your experience is with them

>>73614784
honestly think half of the cunts saying they've massive knobs don't even know what size dick they have.
A lot of people misjudge their height so they probably do the same with their dicks

>>73614850
h-haha yeah

havent seen a new £1 coin yet, not convinced they actually exist

>>73614854
always thought I was 6'3, turns out I was 5'7 all along haha

>>73614895
have had 2

>>73614784
I have a 6 incher

>>73614884
*pulls it back*
banter waheeeey

BARELY have a six incher

>>73614965
haha SAME

>>73614884
JAAAANNNNYYYYYYYYY

>>73614965
>>73614976
wahheyyy let's start a club or something

>>73614965
mine is comfortaby 6 inches

if I get really hard it can get to 6 and quarter but that rarely happens anymore

>>73614884
thats a big willy
for me?

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>>73614884
OI!!!

>>73614884
is that a large phimo willy?

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>>73614992
Suicide doesn't seem like SUCH a bad idea at this point in my life. Ngl.

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haha lol xD

>>73614884

the proverbial 'langer'

>>73614884
what an odd willy

>>73615047
Haha wayheyy

The 'over is quite bad

If i get super hard i can reach 6.1 desu

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>>73615080
mine's fine because I don't have one

Animeposters complaining about muh anime site are literally (not literally though haha) the aboriginals of 4chan

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got a nice willy but I'm a manlet

Got a lovely subway

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>>73615114
animeposters arent the one complaining x

>>73615137
holy kek

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I need someone. ANYONE. My life is pure suffering. Please be my friend.

bought a whole shitload of disposable mcdonalds plastic cups so i never have to wash cups again

5.3 inches in girth haha is this good hahaha

>>73615003
not sure what this image is supposed to signify

some kind of frustration mixed with anger?

Why do normies keep insisting that there's going to be a war any time now?

As if China are actually going to side with North Korea if they go full retard

Cretin in front of me on the train is browsing reddit and reading an assassin's creed book. Also wearing a Liverpool FC shirt. HMMM

>>73615176
Literally not heard anyone talking about it outside of 4chan desu.

>>73615176
>normies having below surface knowledge of anything
mm mystery

>>73615176
war with north korea is still war

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tfw small penis master race

I'm not even kidding guys. I might kill myself tomorrow if I don't make a friend.

22 y/o and never ever had a friend.

>>73615208
Think it's on the front page of the mirror today.

>>73615235
perfect bait image. saved

What did Kelvin McKenzie say that was incorrect bout the people of Liverpool?

>>73615248
k

would like a gf just to have a reason to eat at restaurants more often

>>73615248
22 years, I think you can last one more day x

>>73615238
same lad, guess we just don't have residue nignog genes

how did humans communicate before language was invented?

>>73615290
Karate

>>73615248
did you accidentally quote my penis post previously?

>>73615221

Not really, if you think North Korea would last a day as legitimate competition against America you are wrong

>>73615208

All over Twatter m8

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>>73615280
feels good lad

>>73615290
checkmate atheists

>>73615290
With their genitals.

>>73615176
PJW me all you like but this is literally due to the mainstream media. very dramatic headlines and they hide any critical analysis at the bottom of the page

>>73615238
I have a normal sized cock but huge bollocks, they are so big that I went to the GP as a teenager because I thought something was horribly wrong.

>>73615290
actions and drawings

guess there wasn't much communication needed when all life was was sleep, shit, eat and sometimes have sex though

>>73615235
This shouldn't be this funny

>>73615299
literal ME shitskins have been troubling america for over a decade but I see your point

>>73615290
Interpretive dance

>>73615290
The same way animals communicate with one another.

>>73615248
what happened

making friends is easy 2bh

>>73614293
moron detected

hands are utilitarian not gender specific like boobs or hips. lindybeige taught me that

>>73615346

Yeah for sure, but they aren't competitive, no one believes that ISIS could actually defeat America

>>73615318
>PJW me all you like but this is literally due to the mainstream media
I'm watching Alex Jones literally right now and he's been talking about it

>>73615420
>>73615420
>>73615420

india's only 13 miles wide at its narrowest point
wtf?

Oh, so we can just make new threads whenever we like now?

>>73615490
janny stopped enforcing rules so new threads come around ~300

>>73615248
i'd be your friend but your lack of friend history suggests that you're an utterly repellent person

>>73615248

i'll be your freind