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cara

>early
autism

post more """pranks"""

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cara

>>73611462
this 2bh

Drinking a microbrewed super hopped IPA with a pulled pork sandwich and Oreos my dudes

>>73611460
>like our arabs and blacks, are self inflicted wounds
this is the return of fire caused by colonialism

>>73611471
this 2bh

>>73611462
Photoshopped

>>73611471
Better

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>>73611482

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Morning

>>73611466
https://youtu.be/7a37WXUTNrk#t=101

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492185633982.webm
the gf

GAS THE IRISH

CHIP WAR NOW

*arrives*

Yes, yes, I'm here already

reminder that the Franks were Germanic and modern day French (pre-1800) are more Italian now than Gernanic

>>73611483
it isn't
they didn't break in, they were allowed in
this is insane, suicidal immigration policy

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Need to acquaint myself with some of the hispanic girls in my city, there seems to be more and more of them at the moment.

>>73611482

>oreo's

time to rev up those gas chambers

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>>73611483
you were never obliged to take them in you stupid frog cunt
the yanks genocided an entire people and call their military equipment after their tribes

>>73611525
good, germs are niggers

>>73611507
Hope he gives Mayweather some problems but he might not have the talent to pull it off

>>73611530
>hispanic
FOY

>>73611535
> apostrophes on plurals

>>73611527
>>73611539
fuck off rorkes

I glared at a black man once for no reason and he looked sad

thought I'd get that off my chest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf6V4M6UefM

I need to move somewhere with:
> Cold, snowy winters
> Hot, (30ºC) summers

fed up with living in a perpetual grey, damp, 10ºC haze with you ugly runtoids

>>73611553
I'm not just talking about Spanish girls you melon

>>73611566
You must be a big guy.

>>73611557
nothing rorke about what I said

>>73611542
Anything that is mixed with German automatically becomes better. That's a fact desu

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>>73611570
he should be more careful

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>fuck off rorkes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBM5T4fHucA

Cracking tune

>>73611574
'heed

https://youtu.be/ABhZQ_VRbsQ

topical song

Quite enjoy walking about the house naked

>>73611592
w2c boots?

>>73611570
Top notch banter

>>73611570
fairy

Alri lads

Alri nonce

alri alri alri

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morning listening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JWe4_-hHPU

>no gaems to play

might go for a drive

>>73611635
please be my friend on steam friend

>Han Solo:
Are we going the right way?
>Yoda:
Off course we are

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Nothing worse than a smelly fanny, fingered a girl last night and it fucking reeked, massive turnoff

Got a big, hard willy lads

Currently ripping off small bits of dried poo from around my bumhole

>>73611651
Never make a post again

>>73611651
Star Wars just werks! ;D

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>>73611651
ha ha ha ha

>>73611651
Steal this I am

>>73611655
love fanny smell tbqh

Watched the new Star Wars trailer, didn't really get me hyped tbqh

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Powers that BE take note. Suffering is the aperitif for destruction.

>>73611689
Yeah but when it's really pungent it's distracting

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NEED shellfish and pasta right now

how shites the patter you get off neighbours when your cuttin the grass

>you gonnae cut mine as well son haha

naw Linda am no, fuck off

>>73611689
quick rundown please

>>73611710
>having grass

need room for cars innit

have a giant redwood tree though

>>73611710

> speaking to the neighbours ever

foy

>>73611716
nice umami smell
sticks on your fingers for a day or two

>naw Linda am no
mm yes

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>need a shit
>got people coming round in 30 mins to view the house
>can tell it'll be a bad shit that'll stink

>>73611709
Get some then

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Hey it's me again

That one yank

Yeah, can't sleep at all, how about you guys haha

>>73611739
open the windows and ventilate - gets rid of your musty stink too

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chippy tea

>umami
very good word

>>73611710
What does patter mean?

>>73611742
don't tell me what to do

>>73611758
a quick succession of light rapid sounds

>>73611746
I reckon itll still smell desu

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Something funny is going on with my page

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>>73611739

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got piles lads

>>73611780
used to prank my mates with this back in the day haha

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Sat in the car with my willy out lads

>>73611747
Disgusting!

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>>73611739
you need some of this stuff lad. my mum got me a bottle of it, you spray it in the bowl before you shit and it neutralises even the worst poo smells and makes everything smell of lemons. was very sceptical but it really works. quite impressed.

gonna watch a couple eps of the simpsons, yeah that's right, i still watch the simpsons in 2017.

Denmark seems like a nice country. Always overlooked, too.

>>73611800
but small

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>>73611703

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Anyone seen Boogie Nights? Alfred Molina is a fucking nutcase in the scene he's in

>>73611800
/brit/ is a nonce-free zone pal

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>>73611793
Awfully strange of you lad but alright

playing space station 13

>>73611852
I did NOT say this

last time i was in spain i saw this qt female (male) that grabbed my attention

didn't know it was a male until she started speaking to her friend in the most manly voice I've ever heard

learned my lesson to never visit spain during pride festival

>>73611852
that's libellous

see you in court sweaty :) x

gibraltar is irish soil

>>73611817
nah mate, no one has ever seen that movie..

pull ya fucking head in will ya

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Need a Felix bf

>>73611838
tell that to thainonce

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Redpill me on Boi Poochie lads

got no Italian friends

still can't believe it'll be legal for 2000s babies to post on here in just over 8 month

>>73611880
See you in bed cunt x

>>73611897
Is he actually a nonce though or is it people trying to wind him up cos of where he lives?

>>73611800
ughh thiccer!

>>73611911
to be fair late 90s runtoids are just as bad as 2000 babies and we've been dealing with those cunts since 2015

hy do Brexitmongs think our shitskin problem has anything to do with the EU?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFjfbL1KWNI

I love that every single white Pole or Lithuanian that would have moved here to do a job that British workers don't want to do will be replaced with a Pakistani or Nigerian immigrant from the commonwealth.

still can't believe it'll be legal for 2000lb babies to post on here in just over 8 month

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Punished Bashar

I like my current gf but she's a vegetarian and is a bit of a picky eater (eww blue cheese! not eating that it's smelly!, etc) and only an average cook.

If/when I get a new gf I'm definitely going to use the opportunity to upgrade to an omnivore gf with a good taste in food and hopefully improved cooking skill.

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Worst tv show I've ever seen

>>73611941
a leader denied his chemical weapons

>>73611941
Looks like MGS4 snake

>>73611932
This is a stupid argument, the only thing that will change with immigration in the UK is we'll have full say. There's no reason to believe there will be more or less of anything.

>>73611957
BAZINGA

>>73611919
actual nonce

>>73611932
Fuck off Pavel

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>>73611949
>vegetarian gf

I was born in the mid 1980s, ama

>>73611919
he's literally a nonce

>>73611957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco

>>73611983
what is this post trying to convey

>>73611984
my big bro was born in 1986

>>73611961
THE CIA PLAYED ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!

>>73611970
Proof?

>>73611995

that having a vegetarian gf is worse than having no gf

>>73612008
>uhh the flag?

>>73612008
he just is

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normie meme

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Hmm

all I've eaten today is a ham & cheese croissant and haribo gummy bears

>>73611997
I'm older

i have a vegetarian bf

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>>73612023
wait hang on a sec, are normies using "manlet" now?

>>73612008
i don't keep pics of all the children he's nonced cos i'm not a nonce lad

>>73612026
Top Right>>Top Left>Bottom Left>AYY LMAO

>>73612019
Wow mate, really convincing

>>73612023
Anon, haha. Where did you find this one?!

did any of you see the disgusting this thainonce was posting last night? Had to actually leave the thread. No wonder janny keeps such a close eye on us.

>>73611963
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/26/immigration-will-not-dramatically-fall-after-brexit-says-amber-rudd

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2016/06/tory-brexiter-daniel-hannan-leave-campaign-never-promised-radical-decline

Immigration won't fall.

>>73611995
is skinner rushing in for a vegetarian gf?? or rushing out to avoid one???

the answer is avoiding because vegetarians are runtoids

watching survival russia

>>73612068
stop using my word, "runtoids". It is not licensed for the australian customer.

>>73612052
sick of your pro-nonce rhetoric

>>73612062
I never said it would. The point is now if people demand it enough, it can actually happen.

>>73612023
>Less pointless than the real graphic
Noone tell them about Howitzer shells

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Gonna get some of this and put it in my gf's bathroom

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>>73612004
Birds... In the sky... Carry... These words for me

>>73612079
it's not your word you brazen little thief

RUNTOIDS!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

migh slip laxatives into the old gf's beverage

>>73612097
is actually

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Oh my gooooood

migh slip into the old gf's beverage

doing a wish i was drunk

>>73612088
>gf's bathroom
FOB

conference pear

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Looking forward to the new Blade Runner and all the fresh Ryan Gosling /tv/ maymays

>>73612084
The economy relies heavily on high levels of immigration. People can demand a reduction all they want but big business will demand it stays the same or increases and we all know who they'll listen to.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/08/pret-a-manger-one-in-50-job-applicants-british-brexit

doing a wish i was dead

>>73612127
Maybe they don't live together.

migh slip a beverage into the old gf's laxatives

>>73612121
Bottom right doesn't look like she's on fire though

Thailad post yingluck

>>73612131
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>73612132
If a company can't survive on native workers then it shouldn't survive at all desu

>>73612121
female cara actually looks somewhat attractive

also male cara looks oddly familiar

>>73612135
Correct

>>73612127
New Zealander's accents are fucking ridiculous

>>73612132
This is an entirely different argument. Can we get some recognition to the simple fact by leaving the EU we can now make the choice, regardless of outcome?

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>>73612153

ow

just farted and it angered the anal fissure

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>>73612167

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>>73612158

>>73612158
I see a lot of myself in that Ryan Gosling

>>73612132
tbf japanese immigration is low because of public pressure but that wouldn't happen in the so-called tolerant west

>>73612172
That's all Brexit is, the illusion of choice. Because the people will FEEL that they "took back control", it won't matter that immigration levels will stay roughly the same.

>>73612167
looks like perez hilton lol

yah! heyah!
*whips the pack runts and they gallop faster, pulling my sleigh along*

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Hmm

squeeeeeal! wheeeeee

*makes grunty runty noises*

just took the ol' 'og for an 'alk

>>73612172
>now we can choose to do a thing that we won't choose to do because we can't
>before we had no choice though
ah yes

it is my testament
oppa gangnam style

>>73612197
first time I see this one
love drive posting
what a fantastic film

>>73612241
amazing how the human brain is able to fill the gaps in posts like these, isn't it?

>>73612210
If by feel you mean actually did, you'd be right.

Instead of having to take whatever EU migrant wants to go into the UK, there's the actual choice. Don't need Hundreds of thousands in unskilled labour? Only accept PhDs. The choice is real, like your salt.

>>73612206
Makes me wonder who does all the shit jobs in Japan. Manual laborers, farm workers, hotel chambermaids, waiters, coffee shop workers. Is it really all native Japanese people?

>>73612241
Rorke

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Here we are

All the lads

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my big brother heard me listening to synthwave and called me a twat

>>73612276
seems like a perceptive chap

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>>73612251

>>73612276
>>73612241
>>73612231
>>73612188
>>73612108
these are not good and or funny posts

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>>73612261

>>73612265
rasheed

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>>73612303
sheeesh!

>>73612303
all me

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>>73612291

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>>73612304
Brilliant

>>73612324
What the fuck is up with your colours mate

>>73612324
>photon
commit suicide immediately

>>73612336
i have a runt theme

>>73612324
twat

>>73612291
>wrist support for my carpal tunnel

toplel

>rorke
>rasheed
>runt
All begin with the same letter. Coincidence? I think not.

>>73612263
yeah makes me wonder, also it's not insanely difficult for skilled foreigners to work there so they must have a wholely japanese underclass. must be nice

wage growth is nonexistent there too. but housing and basic goods are cheap so overall I'd say the povvos win

>>73611728
>a day or two

yeah maybe if you're a rancid cunt who doesn't ever wash their hands

we're called the BOGdanoff brothers for a reason. open wide

BRRRRRAPPPPTT

Follow

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>>73611444
a guide to atlantic canada

>>73612354
We need a word for lefties beginning with r.

>>73612438
Rasheed

>>73612438
"retards"

>42 hours per week on average to be worked in a 12 hour rotational shift pattern in a combination of
night and day shifts

What does this mean?

>>73612438
reddit

Find it weird when I see anyone under 30 wearing a watch.

>>73612438
obviously reddit

>>73612438
we already have rasheed

>>73612464
They're just fashion accessories nowadays

Due to spending too much time on /pol/ I think I've now lost the ability to converse with normies in polite society, especially after I've had a few beverages. Got introduced to a few jf's last night and spent the evening telling a Malaysian bloke all about how his country was better off under colonial rule, and telling a French qt that Le Pen is their only hope for redemption.

>>73612454
how can you not understand what it means

>>73612464
i sued to wear this fucking huge oversied watch to school everyday in year 7 and 8. people used to take the piss out of me for it but i just told myself they were jealous runts and my watch was amazing

looking back on how much of an utter gimp i must have looked im embarrassing

>>73612171
NZ/AUS accents are great for picking up british slags so I've heard

I wouldn't know because I haven't had a conversation with a female other than my mum since I was 12

lol

>>73612505
>NZ/AUS

don't put our beautiful accent in the same category as your fucking hideous accent

I am a lefty

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>Hello, why yes, I am indeed a machine operator

>>73612484
*continues to browse /pol/*

>>73612497
So you would work from 9am-9pm then another day you'd do 6pm-6am or something? Is that how it works?

>>73612484
sounds like you were always a dingus with no filter, but now you actually have substance to match that (lack of) style you're projecting

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>>73612484

i have 12 years experience in a call centre you should probably hire me

homer should've gone for mindy desu

>>73612498
oversized watches are horrendous, you would've looked like an overcompensating fuckwit
especially with runtish teenage wrists

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>NZ/AUS accents are great for picking up british slags so I've heard
>I wouldn't know because I haven't had a conversation with a female other than my mum since I was 12
>lol

>>73612575
didn't he imagine she was marge at the end?

>>73612539
yes

>>73612582
yep and i was quite a small teenager as well

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>>73612560

>>73612575
yeah who cares about his kids dude pussy lmao!!!

>>73612520
Yours is literally the same except more bogan

Why do you think jfs always get us mistaken?

>>73612591
Sounds a bit shit ngl but I've already applied for it.

>>73612484
you sound like a right twat tbqh lad

>>73612596
they were a better match. they had more in common, and they would have had a mansion together, colonel klink said so

Thoughts on the new Kendrick Lamar album?

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>>73612575
Marge is hot though

>>73612614
no it isn't

yours has runt inflection. On a side note, i don't think i've ever seen a good kiwi post. EVER. Don't know why we haven't annexed your shitty fucking islands yet.

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>call centre

>>73612636
shit

>>73612636
Too intelligent to listen to runt music like that

>>73612634
yeah if he had married her initially and never bothered with marge, not if he divorced and re-married

morning faggots

I unironically prefer the NZ accent to Australian

>>73612600
hmm yes definitely seems authentic and fully verified

>>73612471
>>73612438
>rasheed
>leftie

recommend me some decent non black music please

>>73612662
>faggots
fuck off yank

hello there i am DJ spacker. please listen to my electronic runt music

>>73612682
george benson
the whispers

>>73612696
he was talking about cigs

>>73612696
you fuck off bro

>>73612636
generic shite

>>73612696
faggot

>>73612679
It's in their interest for now

>>73612594
fuck I can picture it. dire.
I know a large guy who wears them and he's still just a joke

Sheeds are not lefties.

>>73612705
That's fags you idiotic little pancake

>>73612734
>fag

FOY

>>73612673
k e k
>>73612648
Based straffmoney

>>73612438
Robin

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the gf

>>73612714
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>73612731
no but they support lefties because its in their best interests

Runt indicators
>Big watches
>Tight t shirts
>Skinny jeans

Literally just zoned out while the gf was prattling on about some godawful yank YouTube vlogger she watches and now she's mad at me because I've no idea what she said. Don't care. Just absolutely do not care one jot.

>2017
>wearing a watch
why?

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ah yes lefties

i chuckle every time i see a blatant incel wearing baggy jeans and a neutrally coloured hoodie with trainers

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No one told me about all the semen demons in WWE

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>>73612744
took a big fat straffpill last weekend, #3 is his sister

as the pope delivered his good friday sermon he said that it's a shame europe wasn't letting in more migrants

all of this while people when through 2 seperate layers of thorough security checks and a virtual army of police officers and armored trucks and bomb sniffing dogs and electronic countermeasures were in place designed to prevent a terrorist attack

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>>73612751

can't seem to get the hang of driving a car

maybe i should become a motorcycle man

>>73612802
>liberals
>conservatives
FOY

>he doesn't wear skinny jeans with oversized t-shirts
>if it's cold he doesn't wear a jacket that is smaller than the t-shirt he is wearing length wise

>>73611574
Try the American Midwest.

Not worth it btw

>>73612807
You mean normal clothes?

>>73612807
jokes on you, I wear trackie bottoms and sandals w/ white socks

>>73612832
ill-fitting jeans are not normal clothes

>>73612813
Wew lad
Where did it go wrong for jarryd

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>>73612830

>>73612823
Motorbikes are shit mate just stick with the car and you'll get it.

I've been driving for four months now. First few weeks I felt like I didn't know how to drive it was awful, but now I feel comfortable in it and feel actually in control.

Clutch in my car is still shit though.

Are there people here who wear skinny jeans unironically? Do you weigh under 70kg or something?

>>73612818
>>73612857
rourke

>>73612808
did you see the paige leaks

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>>73612853
hard to say
this is him on the right as a young lad

when did you lads pass your driving tests?

i passed mine jan last year

>>73612830
>start exercising
>thighs are now too big for skinny jeans

>>73612871
>not being effay

>>73612871
i live in melbourne

literally everyone wears skinny jeans here

>>73612894
not i

>>73612873
did I hurt your feelings?

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Kate

>>73612807
me except I don't wear baggy jeans but everything looks baggy on me (being a skellylet)

>>73612643
>Don't know why we haven't annexed your shitty fucking islands yet.
Cause it's fuckin boring here lol, all there is is dairy farms and bland cultureless cities

Please take auckland though

>>73612904
yes

>>73612894
Do you know Jarryd Strafford aka Strafford?

>>73612916
Fuck up

>>73612883
November last year

>>73612875
Yeah

business idea: go to australia on holiday and just stay there when the visa runs out

Fresh:

>>73612932
>>73612932
>>73612932

>>73612849
Regular fit aren't "ill fitting" you utter mong

>>73612898
well when i say skinny they don't have to be 2007 my chemical romance skinny but definitely in between skinny and slim fit

wearing my bf's underwear

>>73612861
got my licence 5 years ago, have probably driven a sum total of about 1000 hours, and i still have a panic attack trying to park the fucking things, too many blind spots, too much weight behind my actions, and i can only drive automatic too

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>>73612871
>tfw 71kg
wew close

>>73612614
yours is more nasal or something