Why are Germanics so orange?

I'd let them blow my whistle if you know what I mean

>>73610118
I'd ejaculate repeatedly inside their wombs repeatedly if you know what I mean

Because they tan/use spray tan and think that will make them more attractive
Which is ironic because it does the opposite.

>>73610098
they eat a fuckload of carrots

>>73610130
I don't follow sorry lad

>>73610160
Benis in bagina :DDD

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>>73610154
this

>>73610098
none of them are nordic

>>73610098
trump

>>73610182
lol looks as if they smeared shit all over their face

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>>73610200
t. pekka the nordic expert

>>73610200
half of them are Celtic types

>>73610231
idk where you get that from, they have heavy baltid influences.

>>73610098
Why people insist that nordicucks are attractive is beyond me. Med master race

>>73610366
the upper row could be easily picked from my local sea-side village, they are Celtic/Celto-Germanic types

>>73610451
The second one in the upper row maybe, but others are baltid infuenced.

>>73610154
Funny.
White people want to be more brown and brown people want to be more white.

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>>73610217
This is a unreduced nordid, so there's that.

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hot

>>73610543
What about us half white spic people?

>>73611090
germans don't exist they are just french and polish rapebabies vandals and goths were proto west slavs look at this haploshit map r1a m458 m417 i1 r1b west germans are swarthy french east germans are poles and poles are east germanics and sarmatians russians aren't r1a russian nobility were polonised sarmatians and russianised poles look at their polish r1a subclades poles took down the roman empire not german subhumans who don't even exist

There, no need to continue posting now.

>>73611523
/thread

>>73611523
great post

>>73611491
>ooga booga

>my name is niggerstein

>made from a niggers head and a jew spine

>>73611617
B-b-but I'm half Dutch.

>>73611523
Excellent post

>>73611523
I'm irish

>>73610200
All attractive german grills are slavic.

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>>73611523
>>73611796
True

>>73611523
>all people are Poles even Jesus himself
Aren't you pole by any chance?

>>73611850
I was imitating him, not being serious m8

>>73611882
you must be that australian who get btfo by him in every thread

>>73611815
>east germans are slavic

explains why they voted for hitler

>>73611901
You must be that PIDF diaspora that used to post pro-Poland shit and Sabaton lyrics everywhere

>>73611923
Prussians were militaristic because Slavs are war-people.

Slavic culture is based on masculinity and proving yourself better.

>>73611945
True Prussians were Germanised Balts, not Germanised Slavs.

>>73611956
Hardly.
Most of the Baltic Prussians were genocided, hence only small amount of N haplogrup.

Brandenburg used to be inhabited by West Slavs that got forcefuly germanised. Prussia was placed literally on old Slavic land and Polish Greater Poland, hence so many surnames ending at -ski.

Germany couldn't unify itself for centuries, Germanised Slavs unified them.

>>73612001
True Prussians didn't come from the Greater Poland region though, they came from what became later known as East Prussia which wasn't inhabited by Poles (except for the south). True Prussians were Germanised Balts who later expanded using their superior Balto-Germanic genetics to encompass more Germano-Slavic lands.

>>73612087
I guess you have some reading problems.

Baltic Prussians, the Baltic tribes, literal fucking Baltic tribes got genocided by Teutonic Knights, that later took their name when Poland created duchy of Prussia.

>>73610098
because we are the orange masterrace, and we ain't germanics either

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>>73612117
Majority of newly created Prussia was of Kashubian, Pommeranian, Lusatian, Polabian,
Hevelian, Stodoran(West Slavic) origin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teutonic_takeover_of_Danzig_(Gda%C5%84sk)

They were germanised at different periods.

Brandenburg was Germanised by Alfred the Bear and Frederick Barbarossa. There was an uprising though.

>Jaxa, a prince of the Slavic Sprevani in Köpenick (present day borough of Berlin) was probably a relative of the Hevelli (Stodoran) prince Pribislav and as a result had a claim to rule over the Stodrans after Pribislav's death. Unbeknownst to Jaxa and most of the Stodoran nobility, Pribislav, around 1140, had made an agreement with Albert the Bear, bequeathing the lands of the Stodorans to the latter. Pribislav died in 1150, and his widow sent for Albert. In the meantime she hid the duke's corpse, afraid that if the testament became known before Albert took control of Brenna (Brandenburg) a general rebellion would break out. However Albert was delayed, and the stench of the decomposing corpse gave away his death. The nobility of the Stodorans deliberated as to their next step, while Jaxa was also informed. Albert arrived first and took control of Brenna, with Jaxa showing up shortly afterward on the same day. The circumstances of the transfer of power in Brenna, and the duplicity of Pribislav's widow in the end did provoke a Slavic uprising (although many German peasants joined) against German rule
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaxa_of_K%C3%B6penick

But go on, tell me more about history of my region.

>>73612117
They weren't completely genocided and the lack of haplogroup N isn't enough to prove that they were. For a start, they weren't even majority N, they were majority R1a. Second of all, look at the Basques. They are primarily Indo-European R1b, yet remained largely genetically pre-Indo-European and retained their language. The same thing, although to a lesser extent, could have happened with the Teutonic Knights and the Balts, the main difference being that they lost their language. Furthermore, they didn't even lose that much of their original haplogroups:
>Old Prussians
46% R1a, 13% R1b, 39% N, 1% I1
>East Prussians
32% R1a, 24% R1b, 28% N, 16% I1

and the australian got BTFO yet again, in the time of the internet it is very hard to be a germboo

>>73610098
why do they age so fast? The bottom right one looks 40 and she's in her 20s

>>73611090
the Muslim girl with the white hijab is the whitest one

>>73612273
You just put something out of your own ass.
Old Prussians were originally Baltic people, closely related to Lithuanians and Finns.

Another factor are surnames, whch obviously didn't come from Balts, but from Slavs.

I have one more question - if Poles were so superior, why did they get Germanised from the Weser and the Main to the Oder and beyond?

>>73612001
>hence only small amount of N haplogrup

how do you know how N that area was in the past, anyway? N in the Baltic seems like a later intrusion

>>73612307
>and she's in her 20s

They are norwegian grade students, so they are 18

>>73612355
No one said they were superior, you nonce.
Simply stating historical facts known to anyone that studied this region.

>>73611850
>even Jesus himself
Actually one polish priest in 1633 wrote an entire book to prove that polish was pre-babylon language. article only in polish (((
https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyw%C3%B3d_jedynow%C5%82asnego_pa%C5%84stwa_%C5%9Bwiata

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>>73611523
>>73611882
And to this extremely ignorant post.

If you deny Kurgan fact, not hypothesis, fact. You're pretty much fucking stupid and there is no speaking with you, because you won't understand anything anyway.

Vistula Venedi came to this territory with Corded Ware expansion and stayed on this territory to this day, there were some further expansion into East, South and West, but not a lot of it.

East Germanics had both R1a types, Germanic which came from Corded Ware that went into Scandinavia to subjugate l1 paleolithic hunter-gatherers and from Vistula Veneti, which they've mixed with during their stay in Central Europe.


Veneti as people pre-date Slavs of course, by a huge margin. But they're ancestors of the modern-day Poles and a huge part of Czechs and Slovaks.

>>73612548
those Enet/Venet names probably don't even point to the same people

after all the Venetic language isn't closer to Baltic than Italo-Celtic

I don't get your point here

>>73612548
I agree with everything in this post, so I don't see what your point is. In fact, I'm the one that's always said how the R1a in Scandinavians and much of the R1a in East Germanics came from pre-Slavic Corded Ware expansion, so I don't see why you think I would disagree with this.

Imitating someone doesn't necessarily mean you disagree with them on everything, by the way.

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>>73612657
>Tollensee battle
>warriors' DNA has been tested and they turned out to be genetically same as modern Poles, Germans and South Europeans
Coincidence?

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>>73612726
I'm just assmad because I broke up with my gf and don't have anything to fuck on EASTER.

No hard feelings.

>>73610098
If so then are beurettes Germanic?

>>73612755
Hmmm I see. Well, good luck getting a new gf lad.

>>73612733
depends, if you consider the original Venets not to have spoken Baltic but a different Indo-European language that was related to the Adriatic Venetian and potentially the other groups with the same ethnonym, I could buy it

at that time we see some migrations from even the area of Poland to the Adriatic and the Balkans, potentially associated with some non-Greek languages

>GERManics

Makes you think.......

>>73610098
Too much solarium.

>>73612837
Well, never said they were "Slavs".
Too bad we still don't know much about those times and probably never will, unless there is more to dig up there.

Also, for anyone interested in the Slavic history, here's summary of the great work.

http://modrodnovery.com/2016/06/24/rod-reads-the-slavs-by-marija-gimbutas/

>>73612891

sure, then. Lusatian findings for example were sometimes tentatively associated with Phrygian. but that language doesn't seem to be particularly closely associated with Balto-Slavic as opposed to other IE languages

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusatian_culture

>>73612891
I agree, it's a good book

>>73612948
There was a meme going on for a while that Sea Peoples might've been related to Veneti/Lusatians.


http://www.scirp.org/Journal/PaperInformation.aspx?PaperID=69428

>>73613171
there were general ideas associating the Sea Peoples with various Indo-European Balkan languages. at the height of associating everything with "Illyrian", a lot of linguists liked to think of them as such

it isn't unlikely, the Philistines even seem to have associations with the Aegean and the Mycenaean world, and some of them could have been recent migrants from even further north but that proto-Slavic thing is pretty funny

thankfully those flights of fancy seem to be becoming less common in linguistics

also as you said, we'll never be able to fully uncover how varied Indo-European might have been before expansions and levelling basically knocked most of the diversity out. at best we'll be able to tentatively associate some cultures with some movements with the help of DNA but I think people are being a bit too optimistic about that beyond a general idea

>>73613316
Yes, sadly.
It's still a great journey to read all of this stuff for an autist like myself.

>>73610098
i thought norwegian girls were hot, i was wrong.

>>73613541
>White people
>Hot

Choose one.

>>73613582
well spanish girls are kinda hot.

>>73613727
>Spain
>White country
>European

Dont you know "Africa starts at the pyrenees"?

>>73613794
what about slavs? they are hot

Daily reminder that poles were the first ones to integrate jews and tatars, and built the most mosques in europe before anyone.

>>73613896
>integrate jews
in their soil as fertilizer?

>>73613848
You get me but they are kinda mixed with the mongols, Arent they?

>>73613953
Poles were the first cucks in europe, mario.

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>>73613967
>they are kinda mixed with the mongols,
Not at all.
>>73613896
>>73613992
>integrate Jews
No. Germans did it. Jews didn't integrate in Poland.
> built the most mosques in europe before anyone.
For Tatars that fought against Muslim Arabs and Turks. Polish and Lithuanian Tatars hate Turks and Arabs to this day.

Poland did more for Europe than Finland, so I don't see where is this hate coming from.

>>73614125
In what way are you better/superior, copernicus was a g*rman and spoke g*rman fluently and studied in g*rmany.
You are leaning towards austrian bakery during the siege of vienna right?
Yeah the bakery won that battle, not a magical troop that you mysticize about.

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>>73613896
>tatars are literally muslim finns

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>>73614305
Definitely not, they're turks if anything.
So much for poland über kebab removers, same with serbians who can't even destroy their gypsye problem.

>>73614339
>swedish speaking finns should have also indoeuropean dna

>>73614257
Nice bait, someone will probably fall for it.

>>73610154
True. Mostly lower educated ones. Its quite convenient because it makes it easier to sort out the trash.

>>73613582
>>White people

Orange people you fool

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>>73610098
>these are 10/10's in Germanic countries

>>73612117
“created“ didnt the teutonic order just take the land because the poles didnt pay them for fighting heathens?

>>73615680
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_Homage

Dutchy of Prussia was created much later.

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daily reminder than finns and estonians are the whitest people on earth, despite not being germanicucks

>>73616154
That would be the Dutch, Danes and Saxon Germans

>>73610098
bottom left is the qt one desu

>>73612548
Coastal Belgae traded a lot with the Armorican Veneti. A village called Wenduine still refers to an old trade route over sea. Literally meant "fort of the Veneti" in Gaulish.

>>73618448
Also "Veneti" in Gaulish literally means "traders, merchants"

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>>73610154
Spray tan needs to be done away with.

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>>73614305
Bashkirs are basically muslim Finns.

Tatars are Turko-Mongolo-Ugric rape babies.

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>>73618448
>>73618492
so we wuz Jews n shite?

>>73618666
>Regarding Y-DNA haplogroups genetic studies have revealed that most Bashkir males belong to haplogroup R1b (R-M269 and R-M73) which is, on average, found at the frequency of 47,6%. Following are the haplogroup R1a at the average frequency of 26,5%, and haplogroup N1c at 17%

no they're not

>>73619033
yep looks like it, the original sea-kikes, they controlled the trade of the mainland with Britain in pre-Roman days