/cum/

>4 seconds off
I lose again
>>73608692

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hmmm

*say's the N word in public*

how do you guys feel about the blacks?

>>73608702

>late to the thread
>late to post i was late to the thread

>>73608698
>>73608698
>>73608698


just kill me and my thread famalan

who here /best motoring/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLJV_F3W-E

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>>73608702
>>73608717
*taps your ass*

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Janny's gonna be unhappy, buds

>>73608716
literally who

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>>73608716

>>73608717
Do you actually like Cara? She is ugly

>have to watch a video for a class
>professor says it's about minute and 25 seconds
>check it
>it's actually about an hour and 25 minutes

>>73608763

what in gods name is wrong with her tits

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going to bed guys

can't even stay awake posting
won't take a shower which is sort of gross but whatever
I think I have dysthymia.
alright everyone good night im about to collapse as the eminem song goes

PA makes me sad and I want to move out but my parents will be sad. also PA making me sad is partly actually my own shortcomings I will just carry with me
oka night evetyone i am flaing aslpee again

Busy day tomorrow

>>73608770
>not being able to appreciate some nice torpedo tits

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>>73608775
Comfy dreams bud

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I
really
really
REALLLY
FUCKING
HATE
NIGGERS

http://player.streamguys.com/kugs/sgplayer/player.php
listen to my friend radio

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>>73608792
You have autism or some shit? I'm taking to you autist

>>73608783

my grandpappy almost drowned because of a tojo torpedo

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Goodnight buds

I hope you have a nice night

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>>73608809

You are taking me where?

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>>73608814
goodnight, have fun cuddling with the bf

>>73608793
did he sound autistic?

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>>73608823
TALKING you fucker, it's a typo. I asked if you thought Cara is actually attractive because I think sh'es not. She's got the nice big eyebrows but that's it

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Stop watching porn.
Start watching hockey.

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this anime is going places

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>>73608839

Are you calling me autistic because i didn't reply to you? and then insulted me because i can't read your mind and know what you intended to post instead of what you posted.

Are you -perhaps by any chance- drunk?

>>73608857
no that's me

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>>73608857
I said before I had drank but it's no excuse for you to be acting like an autist, just answer the question

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>tfw ywn be a nurse in nippon

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>>73608886

Yes, she is really cute.

http://player.streamguys.com/kugs/sgplayer/player.php

360
650
5847
call that number for requests he's my budd

I'm actually cute in real life

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>>73608910
Bad taste

>>73608925
conway listen
http://player.streamguys.com/kugs/sgplayer/player.php

>>73608912

tell him to play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6VC9zAd6lM


Its too late for me to make a call

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>>73608793

>>73608939
ok. I'll tell him. can't guarantee. if the university doesn't have it then he can't play it.

>>73608936
y

>>73608925
PROVe IT

>>73608959
because he's my friend and I told him I would tell people to listen

lmao if you think I'm waking up an a saturday to go do dumb shit you can fucking forget it /lmao

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>I usually get to class 10 minutes early
>girl who sits next to me starts talking with me before I even sit down
>professor ends up being 10 minutes late
>ended up talking with her for the whole 20 minutes
I don't know how I did it.

>>73608956
>>73608939
ok I told him. he said he'll try to find the cd. he will message me if he finds it

Should I make chicken nuggets or pizza rolls?

>>73607639
BOOOO

>>73609009
Pizza nuggets

>>73608980
The best thing I managed this year, was an akward chat for like 10 minutes with some guy before we were going to our french test.

>>73609018
>see a guy from a class I had last year while walking to a class
>talked with him for a few minutes
I don't think I'm as autistic as I think I am.

>>73609009
Go to the grocery store and buy some chicken breasts. Check the discount area or buy them in bulk. Preheat the oven to 450, get out a cooking tray and put some tin foil on it. While the oven is heating up, coat a few chicken breasts in garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, oregano, rosemany, salt, pepper, butter, and some parmesan cheese. When the oven is ready, put the chicken breasts in and keep them in there for 20 minutes, taking them out briefly halfway to flip them onto their other side.

>>73609035
It's 1:21 AM and I don't want to make anything that isn't microwaved. I don't eat microwaved junk all the time, you know.

just posted the wrong thing in a 4chan post time to hang myself friendos

>>73609050
f

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first ring suburbs

>>73609034
It wasn't even that bad, I just didn't really know what to talk about besides university related stuff and he obviously didn't had some topics to talk about either, yet he wouldn't leave.

>>73609070
victorian poofters

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Man im so tired but i wanna continue reading /cum/

i love all of you

would really like cara and a skyline

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fuck i think I', drunk

>>73609077
florida is an architectural wasteland

>>73609101

is he gonna play it or not, Ima bout to go to bed

>>73609114
he said he would message me if he found it. he hasn't so I guess I'm really sorry

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God's country

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>>73609077
delet this.

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>Cum

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Northeastern North America is literally the best region in the world

>there are retards in /cum/ running open SMB ports RIGHT NOW when an NSA exploit kit just got leaked to every streetshitter and chink in the eastern hemisphere
zmap don't lie

>>73609160

>implying I put my real location

LMAO

>>73609160
Who cares I have nothing to hide

I am defintluy drunrk

>>73609171
>he thinks a VPN protects him from port forwarding
stay in school

>>73609178
>i don't need free speech because I have nothing to say

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>>73609150
I endorse this sentiment

>tfw no gf

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>>73609103
WE'Z KANGZ

>>73609207

what are they gonna do, DDOS my uni?

>>73609207
Tell me when you had free speech in the past 250 years LOL

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real nigga hours more like real depression hours

>>73609160
I want to protect my privacy, but there's too much of a learning curve and an ongoing requirement to stay on top of late issues.

I use a VPN (except for 4chan because all the servers are banned by 4chan), plus privacybadger and uBlock and Windows Defender and turned off WebRTC and have some addon that tries to turn off fingerprints.

That does stuff right?

>tfw made a Tinder account once
>got matches
>talked with girls
>ghosted them as soon as they showed any interest in have relations of the sexual nature
Who else /autist/ here

>>73609247
>ghosted them as soon as they showed any interest in have relations of the sexual nature

Me too man.

My confidence with girls goes like
>shy off the start
>she hints at being interested, and my confidence picks up
>I act suave and make jokes
>she eventually suggests something sexual, or that she's interested in dating
>I get really awkward and tell her I have a girlfriend (sometimes boyfriend, they don't seem to pry as much), or that I'm coping from a nasty breakup and that I need to go home and return some videotapes

cybersecurity is retarded because determined hackers can access any network thats connected to the internet

>>73609275
So basically, we're safe from the FBI
good to know

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>>73609247
>showed any interest in have relations of the sexual nature
Literally all of high school.
I've had several girls try to pull that shit on me.
I just want friends. I was unautistic enough to realize they were hitting on me but I didn't want any of that shit, dammit. I just wanted somebody to talk to about stuff.

I am disappointed in myself for keeping this weird autistic friendzoning shit into my senior year, but whatever.

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*downloads a movie*

>>73609315
I'm exactly the same. I can talk to girls just fine until they show the slightest bit of interest, then I shut down.

>>73609318
illegalyy?

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>>73609318
*watches the movie with you*

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>>73609338
perhaps

>>73609352
I bet he's about to go post on /r9k/

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are online dating sites a scam?
I have asiandate account because I hope to find a qt asian but I don't think it's very safe.

>>73609315
>talking to qt
>just want to be friends to talk
>she gets a bf
>see her less
>her messages become delayed and eventually stop
>kind of disappointed for not being her bf instead

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>I have asiandate account because I hope to find a qt asian

>>73609318
You wouldn't steal a car would you????

Who else here /sitsincornerandchecksemailsonphonewheninnightclubs/ here here

>>73609363
u r a bad m N

>>73609376
is she ok

>>73609370
>find a cute girl
>befriend her and become close
>have an opportunity to become her bf
>don't take it
>she finds another one later
>regret that you didn't ask her out
And just repeat the cycle once more.

>>73609365
I would just assume it's a scam until skyping and/or actually meeting the person and not getting drugged and gangraped

>he's never been gangraped

>>73609365
Just use Tinder.

>>73609424
is or isn't Tinder a smart phone app? (Don't have a smart phone)

>>73609441
Yes, it's an app. How the fuck do you not have a smartphone?

>>73609419
CONWAY HElp I thik duink

>>73609460
Drink some water

There's a disproportionate amount of Arabs and Indians in my college.

There's a disproportionate amount of Indians and Chinese people at ny co-haha oh wait.

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>confessed love to oneitis a few months ago
>doesn't feel the same but okay, thought I got over it
>starting a month back I keep having really vivid dreams of her telling me she loves me
>wake up happy and then immediately get sad again when I realize it was just a dream

MAKE IT STOP

My college is literally called the University of Billion Chinese

>>73609470
ok. I tried mixing wither ginger ale and it was gross

I thought a girl who talks to me every time I see her was a CHI but I'm pretty sure she's actually an Arab or Indian. She doesn't wear a headscarf like the other Arabs I see, so I think she's Indian.

*pokes head in*

>conway still hastn proved hes cute irl

>>73609533
remove ubc REMOVE UBS
UBC is the nasty smell UBC is the cooked dog stink

>>73609455
I just don't. I'd need a job to get one and I've been looking for one, even if I keep sending resumes I just don't even get any interviews. I mean last Tuesday I was starting getting trained to work at IGA and then the next day they immediately decided to cut me down the second day. I was supposed to finish at 4PM, they made me finish at 2PM. I don't think I've done anything wrong. I was polite with customers.

>>73609572
Oh. That's rough, bud. Hope you can find a job soon.

>>73609548
How does she smell?

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discuss

hey

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>>73609580
No.
>>73609584
How will Muslims ever recover?
For anyone who doesn't know, "ethnicity" in the Balkans basically just means what religion you are. If you're a Muslim, you're a Bosniak. If you're a Catholic, you're a Croat. If you're Orthodox, you're a Serb.

You laugh at Heelies now, but in a decade they'll be common wear.

>>73609584
>all within 3-4 cm on average
pretty consistent desu

*rolls past you on my Heelies*
Smell ya later, ne-
*hits a small bump in the sidewalk and faceplants*

>>73609616
had a pair when i was twelve lol

>>73609607
The reason Bosniaks are shorter is because they don't eat pork which is the meat of choice in the area

>>73609622
Actually it's the difference between human and manlet

Someone good at youtube video thing sshould make a vid of muslim terrorist attacks and migration footage dubbed with the Tom Petty Refugee song

would pay pal money desu

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>>73609647

why walk when you can roll?

*360 flips into a grind off a staircase rail on my Heelies deluxe past some stupid fucking lead footed pedestrains*

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>>73609671
>tfw youll never be a playful manlet

>>73609671
Is there really that much difference between 5"9 and 6"2?
>tfw 26 and only 5"6

>>73609712
It's 13cm or so

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how true is this today?

>>73609731
Considering how america is only 56 percent white and nips hardly make up even a small percentage of our asian population anymore I'd say very untrue

I hope everyone here is having a wonderful beautiful Easter Tridiuum.

But unfortunately I feel really sad because I see so many bad political and bully threads. People are so hateful and so ugly towards each other. Like wishing death, genocide etc. I'm scared and its so so tiring. Sick of bullies.

Just finished reading The Stranger
It only re-affirmed the nihilism I've already explored in my thoughts, just in word form

>>73609731
not at all
t. penninsulare

>>73609671
I just drank an entire bottle of fireball.

>>73609763
I also finished that book today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't remember

>>73609783
a mickey?

>>73609826
I don't know what that means, my roomate actually had one shot from it

>>73609843
A 375 ml bottle of liquor.

Mostly see fireball sold in that size.

>>73609855
no, 750ml

>>73609870
noice.

I had few beers out earlier, and am now on a few glasses of whiskey.

>>73609896
i'm under the legal drinking age so yeah. on my 3rd to last shot I puked but that's cuz I mixed it with with ginger ale. never been drunk. my roomate came home and took my bottle but when he was in the bathroom he drank the rest of it

>>73609923
>never been drunk
big cherry to pop. Hope you're having fun.
just be sure to drink a good amount of water to mitigate any hangover effects you might feel tomorrow.

>>73609947
oh yeah, I've got a big jug I filled up before I started and my roomate came and filled it up again

>steal beer from fridge
>it's an ipa labeled as a pa

>>73609998
My roommate made me go to bed so goodnight everyone

>>73610224
good night

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Reminder that the Bonin Islands and Northern Marianas share a maritime EEZ border

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who is in the wrong here?

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>>73610463
Is that Shimakaze

>>73610463
>dressed like a slut
she was asking for it

>>73610463
You are.

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>>73610463
>"school uniform"
Japan pls

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>">dressed like a slut"
>"she was asking for it"

it seems like every week there's a facebook post in my college's group about someone who lost a USB stick with all of their essays on it

>what is the cloud

>>73610590
Not everyone is a whiteknight, girls should know that rapists exist. Avoid being raped by avoiding showing too much skin

>>73610616
Forgot to remove your proxy, Jack.

>>73610692
studying abroad in japan, todd.

>>73610657
o i am tipping

>>73610657
Go back to the middle east desu

>>73610616
Bunch of fucking fakers and idiots. Its the "My dog ate my homework" excuse of this generation, but it's tacitly accepted. They should be shitcanned without mercy.

Germ bro where you
Get any toes

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>>73608689

>tfw Aryan master race

>>73610960
>but it's tacitly accepted.
Completely depends on the prof. Some are pushovers with deadlines and others will eat you alive if your entire family died and you have pneumonia

>when you match a QT but she ends up being friends with te uggo you wanna bail
Fug

>>73611246
What apps do you use?

I will engage in masticating with a cad egg de la creme in t-minus 5 seconds, and not one of you heathens has the balls to make me cease

>>73611323
Tinder :-D

>>73611353
shit taste, mini eggs are superior

Are you depressed /cum/
I don't know if I am or not

I am. I'm in a existential crisis as well.

>>73610657
>don't eat, or you might choke
Jesus, dude... I mean, I get that prevention is the first line of defense, but that's just fucking dumb. Not wanting your culture to take its cues from Saudi Arabia and being a white knight are not the same.

>>73613294
Yes, but drugs help.

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Pineapple belongs on pizza

>>73615271
this
bbq sauce chicken and ananas

sleep during night
wake up late
cum is ded
FU
G!!!

>>73616485
It's 5-8:30 in the morning here. It's to be expected

Good morning /cum/ how are you on this auspicious easter weekend?

I think the warm weather is bringing back my eczema
just another reason to hate summer

>>73616707
Bored, hungry, horny. In that order

>>73616945

I just finished being intimate with my wife Satania and now we are about to watch a movie and eat a peanut butter sandwich.

Do as I do but with your wife.

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>>73608689

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>>73617038
>but with your wife
Lol, what?

Where can I purchase high quality anime shirts?

>>73617175

I meant your wife in the way of not mine.

I'v been having a lot of idiots saying that Satania is their wife. So I just wanted to make that clear.

>>73617187
www.lemonparty.org

>>73608736
Can someone post the dank memes edition from here

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>>73617187
Purchase a high quality anime car instead.

>>73617187
china

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It's over you guys

What do I do

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AWAKEN, MY /cum/!

>>73617918
Wipe with your hand

>>73618253
No

>>73617918
kleenex

>>73617918
use the cardboard leftover or take shower

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/cum/

>>73617918
Wash your ass in the shower.

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>>73618723
/eggburger/

>>73617918
You can also use an old magazine.
It used to be common practice here 80 years ago.

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Good morning, /cum/.
What are you guys having for breakfast today? I had the usual pop tarts and coffee.

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>>73618982
gonna melt a cheese on a rice cake

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>>73618982
Waffle sticks two boiled eggs ad coffee and some juices

>>73618946
did....did you flush...?

No, of course not. You threw it in the trash. Literally mexico-tier

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/cum/? more like /cu/...!

ha

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IF YOU WANT TO CLAP

Feeling like having a cheeky wank desu

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I've made about 4 gondola webms in my lifetime. I could have been doing something more productive. I'm pretty sure I made one of them in a class, not listening to the prof, too.

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>>73619423
which ones?

>>73619602
Lost them on my old laptop, but I really liked one I made that had a lighthouse and some 4 gondola soldier ghosts looking over a disabled veteran gondola

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Reminder

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>>73619335

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watched a giraffe give birth with /pol/ this morning

whats your highlight so far, /cum/?

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>>73619958
Getting woken up by a snuggling lover

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>>73620021
Don't give me these feels

>>73619958
bought automata

>Paha "Dick in my bum makes me cum" Sapa

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>>73620077
>buying video games at full price

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>>73620106
i paid 20 euros for it
argument invalid

>>73620127
where

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my little sister is in NYC now, just talked to her on the phone, she was crushed because she was denied entry to some clubs and she thinks it was because she was too fat and too ugly

how do I cheer her up?

she's chubby like pic related

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>>73620184
not telling
nah i got 'for honor' for free and sold that, used the money i got and bough nier with the monies

>>73620199
She should be glad she wasn't able to get in. Clubs are degenerate anyway.

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take a look at this meme I brought back from /r9k/

>>73620199
Tell her it isn't because she's fat and ugly but because she's a foreigner in NYC

Then maybe she'll go someplace that isn't full of Jews and the smell of urine

>>73620199
Give her the dick

>>73620093
>Paha "im gay" Sapa

>>73620199
I used to watch cameras for a nightclub in SF, and the bouncers would allow any woman regardless of their look so the target audience (men) would be more likely to go. We did have dress code/physical look rules.

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>>73620297
>r9k
fucking loser ill punch you

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>>73620328

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>>73620374

>>73620377
>Paha "I swear I'm bi while getting fucked by a guy" Sapa

had a dream about testicle cancer

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YEEEHAWWW....../dixie/

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Mornin' /cum/bums

>>73620447
Looks like Santa Claus has become accustomed to Dixie life.

whats the best source of news about the us and the world? cnn seems a little biased

>>73620546
Most news sites are decent if you ignore their politics articles.

I wish it was still winter

>Paha "What? I'm not a virgin I've fucked a man" Sapa

>>73620776

I hear ya brother.

>>73620814
Ummmm China

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>>73620814

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The Confederacy should have won
America would be a lot less gay

guys i have no idea what im doing

>>73620919
>pls respond

>>73620919
me on the left

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did you guys like the new gorillaz album?
i did not

The Easter spam is starting

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has anyone ever actually shit their britches?

>>73620418
I had a dream I didn't have testicle problems

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What is this guys name again?

>>73621060
haha
good times dicking about on a runway

>>73621060
When I was about 7 I sharted at school. I was sick and it happened in the bathroom and I went home right after.

>>73621168
easter

>>73621168
Steve Davis

>>73621168
gerard depardieu

>>73621060
I sharted in costco and didn't notice and had a giant brown stain like the pics
Boy my face when I realized

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>>73621281
>Boy my face when I realized
I know what ya mean!

>tfw you're too smart to get (you)s

>>73621343
>too shart

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>>73621343

@73621343
iktf

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>>73621343

I really really hate eczema

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I have a high chance of getting in to a fight today at a party later tonight with a lanklet. I know how to wrestle, but I'm wondering what I should wear for optimal intimidation.

Should I trim my stubble?

>>73621060
No but I've cut it close a couple times

@73621489
stab yourself in the abdomen, that'll really intimidate him

>>73621489
just wear something comfy. something that wont effect your movement

>>73621580
I've unironically cut myself in the forehead in order to intimidate some baseball fuck flirting with the gf (at the time) in highschool

>>73621636
rude

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Should old people be allowed on the internet?

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just me going to gramgrams

>>73621722
i hate brits
they are so filthy and disgusting with messy crooked yellow teeth

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>>73621722
us is white

>>73621776
have you been dieting?>>73621776

>F

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my boyfriends daughter is asking me why..

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>>73621857
>dieting?
this conversation is over

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>>73621831
And they have no concept of decency, form, etiquette, manners, or any concept of their own language, which at this point might as well be called "American" since they seem so hell bent on making a million different dialects of it.

It's almost like they're becoming a reversal of Spain and sudacas

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easter?

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>>73621964
>>73621929
Too early Sudacas

death to america

>>73621990
easter hasn't started yet?

ban guns

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I miss george dubya

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>>73622048
Oh wait I just realized its Easter in Australia

>>73622048
americans don't celebrate easter dumbass

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>have to work on sunday when i just want to stay home and play ffxiv
according to amazon my new monitor is GUARANTEED to be here tomorrow at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnBABMIQUmk

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>>73622022
you first

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>>73622101
>>73622082
hmm?

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I'm disappointed in the lack of easter shitposting in this thread

>>73622125
which monitor?

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Would you?

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Off to work

Be back in eleven hours

>>73622273
working on easter? oh right never mind

NEW
>>73622306
>>73622306

>>73622323
too early fucktard

>>73622351
v. rude

you're not allowed to post in my thread

>>73622265
>uses shit emoji
revolting

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>>73622254
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KO4518I/
friend recommended it to me because it was relatively cheap and he said he's had no trouble with it since he got it two years ago

>>73622376
ill call the janny on your ass

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>>73622407
ill fuk u up son