/brit/

If I were a mod I'd perma rangeban you for all these stupid fucking early threads

>>73608536
Runescape is so gay

might do a no haircut no shave no trimming any hair anywhere for a year and train really hard in that time then reveal the new me when i get to where i need to be

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>is that jared kushner?

Why can't Anglo cucks tan?

business idea: sailing lessons for migrants

Not circumcised, but can't wank without some lube

Feels cursed

What was your go-to show-off armor?

>Guthan's helmet (OP pic) or Red Halloween Mask
>Dragon chainmail
>Dragon platelegs
>Amulet of Glory
>Abyssal whip
>Unholy book
>Legend's cape
>Plain leather boots

>>73608583
there isn't corn syrup in coke zero and aspartame has been proven in over 150 countries' food and drug regulatory agencies to be 100% safe

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>>73608599

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>>73608608
>aspartame has been proven in over 150 countries' food and drug regulatory agencies to be 100% safe

>>73608607
Smough's Helm
Smough's Armor
Smough's Gauntlets
Smough's Leggings

>>73608619
>((((((food and drug regulatory agencies))))))

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>>73608607
>plain leather boots

what the fuck

>>73608619
>>73608635
show me a conclusive study done in the last 10 years that has proven aspartame to have ill effects

>Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs.

>>73608607
zammy d'hide body
dskirt
that one spiky helm which stopped the cave hands from attacking you
whip
rune defender

>>73608561

Lol stfu retard

There's a huge difference between appreciating the individual merit of a foreigner halfway across the world and appreciating the merit of the foreign third-world minority infesting your country. You're wrong by the way. The "real way" does not like the latter at all in Europe: they just won't say it to the face of one of them (you).

>>73608655
>>>((((studies))))

>>73608630
Me in pic related
Although I often used demon's hammer (the max strength one) when in PvE

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>show me a conclusive study done in the last 10 years that has proven aspartame to have ill effects

the entire American nation

>>73608676
looking good lad

>>73608669
>real way
real world

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>>73608676
I might be developing Alzheimer's I've been forgetting my pics a lot lately

>>73608669
t. we wuz yurop n'shit

>>73608707
Her face looks infantiziled to the point of infancy, not just pre-pubescence

Why the fuck is this attractive to people

>>73608696
nice. I can't even play pvp because I steal every game for PC. the last game I bought was for gamecube, probably 10 years ago

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>>73608727
>infantiziled to the point of infancy

>>73608727
paedophiles

Found out the fiancee is an aspie. She is cute and obedient like a dog so I don't mind.

report every one of gookposter's posts and maybe we'll get him rangebanned

last renegade hardware release is one hundred and six (106) fucking tracks

>>73608747
I started writing my sentence, with infantilized as the verb, and then intended to use "fetalism" instead of infancy, but later went back and replaced it

>>73608787
I'm sure all of them are masterpieces

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What did Google mean by this?

>>73608779
Okay and?

How is this relevant to anything?

>>73608727
>In a cross-cultural study, more neotenized female faces were the most attractive to men while less neotenized female faces were the least attractive to men, regardless of the females' actual age.[34] Using a panel of Asian, Hispanic and White judges, Michael R. Cunningham found that the Asian, Hispanic and white female faces found most attractive were those that had "neonate large eyes, greater distance between eyes, and small noses"[35] and his study led him to conclude that "large eyes" were the most "effective" of the "neonate cues".[35] Cunningham also said that "shiny" hair may be indicative of "neonate vitality".[35]

Noncery is biology.

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*gookposts*

>>73608741
what game are you talking about?

>>73608818
nigger souls

watching 13 reasons why lads haha

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>>73608607
always liked the set of thorns

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>>73608827
ok nvm

>>73608810
Korea eats dog

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http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laa5p3wobF1qze49ko1_1280.jpg

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>>73608848
what is she anyway, is she a jpop?

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Thailands gf

>>73608845
there is a pirate server but it hasn't been updated in months so you can't even play, and when you could play on it there was nobody else online

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>>73608893

edged too hard and did a pathetic little dribble
completely turned off now

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>>73608888
yer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf7dgLoaBCc

http://www.strawpoll.me/12750536

taking a trip to Johanasubagu (ジョハナスバーグ) this summer

>>73608913
>>73608896
i see

>>73608896
why do you nig all your games? do you know about G2A or CDkeys?

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https://www.google.ca/search?q=huge+tits+asian&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj4r7eC5KXTAhWH3oMKHRPwAjcQ_AUICSgC&biw=958&bih=954#imgrc=_

>>73608915
cata desu lad

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>>73608921
shant be opening that lad

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maisie

>>73608933
bit dear. can't afford to pay $60/a game.
not sure how those websites can sell keys for like $20 for a $60 game. they must be stolen keys or something

Regardless of your aesthetic taste, maisie seems like the most fun gf
Although I don't know what Yingluck gets up to

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest
>As of July 2013, this Smash Bros fanfic was 3,548,615 words long. That’s three times longer than Proust, and six times longer than War and Peace.
>Right now it's 4,061,129, which is the longest piece of English literature in history

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yesss...my memesss are catching on...dance to my tuuuune...

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Stop masturbating.

absolutely love running my finger up that space between my balls and thigh lads and giving it a sniff x

>>73608975
most are even less than $20. the keys aren't stolen, they are bought in other countries in various sales. some are literally sold to them by the developers. others picked up on various sales from various countries around the world, then re sold on CDkeys and G2A. I have a library with over 150 games and I reckon only about 20 of them I actually got on steam.

Never buy Russian keys, only buy global (most of them are global). Russian keys require a VPN to activate, you can get banned for that.

>>73609012
literally doing this right now ahahahaha

>>73609013
yeah that was my other thought, that they buy in bulk from developers. interesting. might buy one of those keys now actually

>>73609013
>check game I'm looking at
>literally more expensive than steam
ah yes.

good morning lads

>>73609089
wrong

>>73609055
It's safe, just like i said always buy global keys and not regional. people saying buy steam gifts on G2A is risky too, but i've bought loads of them. Opt for global keys for 100% safe though

i will heem any yank in dark souls 3

the thought that each one of you lads in this thread will likely have a poo today is very very arousing

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>>73609093

good morning friends

>>73609089
the only games that are more expensive on CDkeys and G2A are relatively unkown ones that not many sellers on the markeyplace have. Generally early access games and the like are expensive there. For AAA titles and older games it's usually 75% cheaper than steam though. same for season passes and DLC

>>73609110
hello nigger

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extreme

>>73609116
this makes sense

>>73609097
i havent played any of the DLCs, but when it came out I racked up 900 hours across six builds. and have religiously played all the other souls games. bet i'd heem you

>>73609132
maybe, maybe not

genuinely pity grown men who play computer games

where can i download counter strike for janny's wages?

>>73609120
what's good?

>>73609166
normie twat

>>73609166
>tfw my mate plays his 3DS XL at full volume in public literally all the time
even in mid conversation or a social gathering he'll pull it out and start playing some anime game and picking his nose.

>>73609166
I admire those that sit and watch dancing with celebrities or some shit

easter?

>>73609166
same

*watches anime*

>>73609166
don't need your pity

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Giving the new Kendrick a listen lads

Ignoring anime posters lads

>>73609211
Make me.

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>that feel when I don't have legal possession of an Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio

>>73609206
>>>/n/igeria
>>>/t/allaght

genuinely pity grown men who watch anime

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wish cara was my wife

>>73609223
don't need your pity

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unironically work tomorrow

>>73609206
>>73609222
This

got a good listen and got to see his fans at longitude last year

not impressed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39604361

when will the mad man do it?

we've been waiting years now

>>73609142
did they nerf the sorcerer?

when I first played everyone thought they were shit for pvp. but they were literally the best class for pvp. soul flashsword and soul greatsword for close range, farron soul dart for rapid fire when they try to run and roll away, great heavy soul arrow because it tracks target.

i know just before i stopped playing they nerfed the candlestick from +20% sorcery dmg to +10% because everyone (at least me) was using the ring that makes you invisible at a distance, then just one shotting the host from across the room with soul stream. ah... lols were had

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>>73609227
She's with "Alpha" John Green m8

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>>73609227
wish I could have a BIG indian + TexMed dinner then have some hired goons kidnap Cara and have her duct taped face first to my butthole just before I let loose.
I want her to scream deep inside my butthole as the torrent of Fusion bomb curry farts and diarrhoea hits her square on.

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on the train

>>73609255
I'm sure it's like .. "back the fuck off?!"

They just want to be left arone. They will do it if they get invaded/attacked imo.

>>73609273
me in the hi viz orange

How do I filter BBC posts without blocking bbc posts

>>73609285
*drinks you*

If Le Pen doesn't win France is doomed.

>>73609297
*revokes your posting immunity*

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>>73609292

my stupid fucking mate was acting like a total prick last night

he fucking vaulted over the counter in a pizza shop asking for garlic sauce and the pizza shop niggers were yelling at him and telling him to fuck off

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>>73609297
I will reclaim my birthright and tear Durendal; the sword of the Paladin, out from the rockface where it sits in order to lead the Armies of Christendom to victory while singing the Song of Roland over the trampled corpses of my enemies.

>>73609316
need new mates

>>73609316
the bloke just wanted some garlic sauce

could easily smash thailads spotty little fight in front of his ladyboy bf

>>73609331
what?

anime

>>73609316
my m8 did that then the hit him with a frying pan

then my other m8 threw a 3 in one at them

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>>73608536
Why don't we celebrate Easter again?

>>73609281
The USA wants them to drop their nuclear weapons. They wont do it, and to be fair, they are too unstable to let have nuclear missiles capable of hitting global targets. They do unironically need to be stopped somehow.

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>>73609344

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*turns 24*

wow

>>73609368
nk dindu nuffin

>>73609378
If it makes you feel better, I lost my virginity and got a job at 24

>>73609368
On the one hand I feel they could be left alone and nobody needs to get nuked. On the other hand if left to themselves they're probably going to keep developing more and more dangerous WMDs so it's probably better to sort it out.

Either way I'm just glad I'm not in South Korea.

>>73609393
based

*does poo on kim jong un*

the state of this yank
>>73608119

>Saudi woman, who was flying to Australia to escape an arranged marriage, forcibly removed from her flight and returned to Saudi Arabia because she didn't have permission from her male guardian to travel

this is why equal rights are important 2bh

>>73609398
too many people are opposed to his regime for him to have a massive arsenal of nuclear weapons just sitting there. he's surrounded by China, Japan, and the South, and to a lesser degree Russia, who are all opposing him. Basically it's not nice for Japan and ROK to sit there in nuking range while this madman dictator is allowed to keep raming up his nuclear arsenal.

He should have been assasinated and overthrown years ago. They have like 15 nuclear warheads now lol

>>73609464
based kim

E-fit of a sex attacker in the local paper looks EXACTLY like me. Someone already sent me a text about it. Not pleased at all.

>>73609481
pics

NEVER a good idea to have another quick wank after your first

>>73609464
It's ironic the very thing built for the sole purpose of keeping power is probably going to be the thing that causes the end of North Korea as we know it.

Wonder what will happen after. Absorbed by China, reunification, a new (yank approved) state government..

What would the world look like today if Martin Luther Jr forgot his dream?

>>73609451
speaking of tea how do you guys like yours? I usually get 3 milk and 1 sugar
lemon sometimes too

On my way to assassinate Kim Jung, anyone want anything?

>>73609496
0 milk 0 sugar

>>73609505
cornetto

>>73609496
only black ever
I mix in different spices or herbs if I want more flavour

>>73609496
Just tea.

>>73609505
korean wife

>>73609496
>3 milk
how much is a milk, exactly?

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>>73609505

>>73609496
3 milk?

>do you take milk with your tea?
>why yes, 3 please. 3 milks with my tea
>3 milks you say?
>yes, 3 milks for me. 3 is plenty, 4 milks would be one milk too many

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>>73609536

>>73609527
Pints are the standard measure when it comes to milk. So I'd guess three pints.

>>73609527
3 molcules of lactate

>>73609540
blimey

>>73609536
he's probably talking about those horrible uht thimbles

he's talking about those little plastic cups of milk btw

>>73609493
it's literally the only thing keeping them in power

soon as he's realistically threatened he's bombing Seoul and Japan

>>73609496
also..

milk and lemon? Canada is off tea making detail for /brit/, would anyone care to second this motion?

browsing the ol' 'pedia

>>73609393
how was it?

did she notice you were a virign

>>73609570
wikipedia is brilliant

that woman was in the nip

>>73609559
They had a good run. The only realistic chance they have left is letting the yanks come in and inspect, disarm, and put in (((Banks))) imo

>>73609570
wikipedia is alright

>>73609565
he's probably one of those lads who fucks up making the tea on purpose so he doesn't have to do it again

alright bruv just a tea with 3 milks thanks

>>73609505
koreanetto

>>73609600
Like me when I keep dropping plates doing the washing up.

>>73609570
wikipedia is mediocre

dropped you're gay card

>>73609597
>>73609613
oh fuck off

>>73609559
They don't even need the nukes to destroy Seoul.

i thought milk came in bags in canada

why are niggers so dumb ugly and smell bad

filtered the word nigger but apparently that doesn't cover niggers

>>73609644
bit racist

I am a runt. I was the runt all along.

movie idea: man goes out to hunt the runt
plot twist: he was the runt all along

i'm here for the jog interview

crafting my aloof twitter personality

would you rather

>shag a yank

or

>shank a yank

i'm here for the knob interview

>>73609715
male or female?

yes, I take my tea with exactly 2 milks thank you

>>73609715
yanks make for good shags

haven't responded to the last few "if you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight" posts i've seen and my mum is still alive and well

playing video games is fine so long as it doesn't monopolize your time

fedora neckbeards will stay on the computer all day gaming

chad has a console and plays cowadoody and madden

>>73609739
i've literally never replied to one of those posts because i'm not a superstitious twat

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The cold water tap is dispensing warm water

is his career over?
*gives literally no hint or indication as to who I'm even referring to*

I need a holiday

>>73609752
i'm a superstitious twat myself but i like to live on the edge

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>putting milk in tea or coffee

Don't know why Britshits and other Europoors accuse Americans of ruining everything by adding sugar when they utterly ruin the taste of tea with milk.

>>73609758
milo yiannopolous

>>73609764
*gives you a holiday*

yank gf 2017 isn't going well

>>73609778
Don't think anyone asked what you think, twat.

>>73609740
don't play video games at all desu

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>tfw the window for flexi-benefits and buying annual leave was a single fucking week back in feburary
>i was off for that week due to sickness
>i didn't get the chance to buy any holidays and have to make do with 25 i'm given by default

raaaaaaaaa

>>73609258
rolling through magic is generally a piece of piss but if you fuck up you get destroyed instantly

janny fucking blocked me

Man is the real monster

>>73609778
you add fucking cream concentrate you coffee, you have no grounds for talking shit

playing old games with an optical mouse is difficult

what's worse is i'm sure there's runts in this thread who have never used anything but an optical mouse

everyone below this post is lovely

>>73609805
I still use a ball mouse and a mechanical keyboard

>>73609805
ball mice were terrible

>>73609805
There's nothing impressive about being old.

fuck off idiot ^

>>73609808
all me

>>73609816
how often do you have to clean fuzzy shit off the wheels inside?

>>73609822
>>73609821
>>73609808
all me

lads i have this ABSOLUTELY grOUNDBREAKING IDEA FOR A ZOMBIE TV MINISREIES

the zombies apocalypse just serves as a backdrop and the main focus is on the shenanigans of the human survivors and the social commentary surrounding them

and the moral of the story is, seriously, youre going to love this, its absolutely groundbreaking and ingenious

the moral of the story is that

the HUMANS were the REAL MONSTERS AFTER ALL

>>73609816
mechanical keyboard i can understand but don't believe that you use a ball mouse

>>73609835
28 Almonds Later

Fun fact: Shakespeare invented the term "eye ball"

Look in mine eye-balls, there thy beauty lies;
Then why not lips on lips, since eyes in eyes?
These blue-vein'd violets whereon we lean
Never can blab, nor know not what we mean

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roooo normans get out

Why is it that when you hit 40 you simply HAVE to tell everyone about every single ailment you have and what medicine you need to take? It's like a competition

the big ben theory

*nukes seoul*

>>73609835
"zombie urself...or dont"

>>73609869
are seoul

>>73609866
You have no proof

shakespeare?

more like gayqueer

t. poet

>>73609851
>posts a Norman castle

>>73609863
40 is probably the biggest meme age out there. 40 years olds fuck off

>>73609830
Every few months I clean everything with my computer
>>73609839
I like the feel of ball mice and my main one was very expensive and has done me well for years
A high quality optical with high scan rate would be better but for now mine outperforms the vast majority of opticals and works on any surface when I'm on the go

the big ben theory?

more like the big bender queery

just had a lovely shower

listening to moby

yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss in maaaaaaaahhhh heeeeearrrrrrt ooooooooohhh loooooooooooord

Eating sausages and tomato xxo

Might go back to bed.

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>>73609892
>when I'm on the go

new addiction: chewing gum (the hard balls that go chewy)

>>73609885
Venus and Adonis was very lewd:

'Fondling,' she saith, 'since I have hemm'd thee here
Within the circuit of this ivory pale,
I'll be a park, and thou shalt be my deer;
Feed where thou wilt, on mountain or in dale:
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.


Forced to content, but never to obey,
Panting he lies and breatheth in her face;
She feedeth on the steam as on a prey,
And calls it heavenly moisture, air of grace;
Wishing her cheeks were gardens full of flowers,
So they were dew'd with such distilling showers.

Doing a hangover hahaha

Need a bacon butty STAT

got some australian lad to chew my bollocks for me. stupid cunt though they were balls of chewing gum

I can be your angle or yoru devilo

been feeling quite sad recently

wierd taste (kind of like smelly balls) in my mouth

>>73609953
*cheers you up*

Fucking hate EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU regressive fuckwits, you think you're so fucking clever sitting on some fucking anime imageboard posting fucking anime all day? Face it, we all know you're a squarely middle class, white, inconspicuous or fairly ugly, socially invisible bullied and angsty fucking NERD who takes out all his rage on everyone else by LARPing as a nazi and acting like you're superior to other people and races yet women can't stand THE FUCKING SMELL OF YOU. Your PARENTS think you're an embarrassment and realize you're never going anywhere in life and LITERALLY FUCKING READ SELF HELP BOOKS ON HOW TO DEAL WITH THEIR WORTHLESS SON. You've never even SPOKEN intimately with a fucking girl but you spend your days daydreaming about what it would be like to have an Asian girlfriend because you fucking GOTTA GET A GOOK. Then you don't realize that your SHITTY FUCKING PERSONALITY stops you from doing this, that you have no real hobbies aside from posting anime on a fucking imageboard all day and you're a racist sack of shit who views women as lesser BUT ALSO REALLY WANTS THEIR FUCKING ATTENTION. You did poor to mediocre in school and yet you have some STUPID fucking SUPERIORITY COMPLEX to "normies" and yet they're both socially and academically smarter than you and you're TOO FUCKING STUPID TO REALIZE IT. Fuck you, fuck you you dumb piece of shit you deserve everything bad that happens in your life because you fucking caused it. Your personality is shit and the reason nobody likes you is because of you and nobody else.

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>>73608983

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tip of the willy + stripy pyjamas

not one word

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Please kill me swiftly and finish me off, Nigel, I don't want to live anymore.

Do your old nemesis a favor, please?

how many spiders exist in your residence that you know about?

me? 2.

>>73609885
I've got a very nice collected works of Shakespeare
HATE the intro though, talks about wank like "wuz Shakespeare gay???" And stuff of that sort, at least all the plays are in good order

>>73609982
>favor
FOY

>>73609988
I have a tiny lizard bro that lives behind my fridge. I leave him to it because he eats smaller things like flies and spiders.

B.o.B more like N.o.B

>>73609988
0. I kill them on sight. But probably dozens that I'm unaware of.

does that canadian ponce ever sleep

>>73610008
Didn't ask for your gay little story about lizards you stupid nonce

twist and shout more like wank and poo

>>73610008
he also shits all over your food sufaces you grottbag
>>73610012
i would kill you on sight

Currently having a trip down memory lane recalling all the horrifically embarrassing things I've done

Must take longer than 5 years to be able to look back and laugh

>>73609993
So cruel you don't even consider euthanasia for your enemies

>>73610051
i got drunk like a month ago and made an absolute fucking wank of myself in front of this girl hahahaha still not living it down

>>73609953
same

feel like life is pointless

>>73610033
you didn't not ask about it either ._.
>>73610050
use Detol wipes before preparing food anyway, as should you.

>>73610050
>i would kill you on sight
The last thing you see in this life will be my fist you late abortion.

reckon i could literally snap a yank's neck before he even knew what was happening

richard spencer is a prick

>>73610061
this got a niBBa thinkin yo

hello, i'm diah-riah jones

>>73610070
Dettol yourself you sickening microbe

>>73610077
snapped your mother's hymen before you were even born you southern hemisphere piece of shit

>>73610087
You calm down

started a new campaign on Mount and Blade lads

sucking up to the nords, fuck swadia

>>73609393
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>>73609393
>>73609582

no one on /brit/ has ever snapped a hymen

>>73610116
nah but i'll snap your fucking neck

Oof bloody hell lads, think I broke my hymen!

>>73610103
Kergits make for strong warlords

*snaps a hymen*

>>73610067
I did that a year ago (april 26th) and I still obsess over it
It's unironically been the focus of my thoughts for a year ahah

Reckon working a cruise ship would be top comfy.

I hear when Mount and Blade was released in the UK, they had to censor it to just 'Mount'

>he's such a runt he cannot maintain self-control when pissed

heh

>>73610091
It would have been a more intriguing tale if you snapped it after he was born.

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Morning lads, enjoy a picture of me~

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>>73610140
it's gotta end soon, surely. i've seen her since and everything seemed okay but god almighty i was apparently such a drooling fuckwit hahahahahah JUST

>>73610159
Was about to post this

Runtoids

>>73610159
not i

>>73610068
i work come home, work come home
do fuck all else

>>73610075
Incorrect. Your demise would be met quickly and with grave conviction, just as the spiders lives you've mercilessly stamped out

>>73610159
Drunk behavior is a meme. I regularly get pissed and am just more sociable. People just think they'd get away with more things because of the artificial movie "le hangover!" shit attributed to intoxication.

Get drunk and make a fool out of myself most weekends. Stopped giving a fuck years ago.

>>73610159
i had way too much way too quick and it was like getting a brick to the skull. i am pretty fine if i've paced myself, so i blame the liquid brick for me going full retard

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rate my AR

>>73610159
I didn't do anything stupid but I had the equivalent of 20 beers
I probably just said some stupid shit and vomitted

watching polish enduro

>>73610080
leave him alone you bully

>>73610159
On a normal night out I can but if you just keep drinking and drinking to the point where you're so bad you know you're going to throw up eventually you reach a point where you really do stop having inhibitions.

>>73610195
I do alot of drugs for escapism but same

hate my fucking job too

>>73610159
>he doesn't go into an alpha male's berserker, silverback rage

Beta

>>73610205
Nobody asked for or wanted a yank's opinion on alcohol you stupid blubbery cunt. Fuck off.

*saving my post for the new thread*

>>73610205
i agree. i often even struggle to break out of my autistic antisocial shell even after a few pints

>>73610215
I thought those handle things in the middle of the barrel were made illegal for civilians, no? Because they make it easier to Sandyhook toddlers.

>>73610234
know your limits

>>73610205
That's only true if you're mentally stable

>>73610251
never talk about guns again.

>>73610215
don't like your rail cover for some reason

>>73610244
Fuck you bitch. Hit me

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>rate my AR

>>73610234
what the fuck is the point of drinking that much though? it

a) isnt fun
b) doesnt feel good
c) is a waste of money
d) guarantees you will feel shit th enext day
e) runs the risk of you acting like a gimp

having a consistant buzz of about 10-15 units is the best way to go

>>73610261
Wish I could

new
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>>73610258
I genuinely thought it had been made illegal to have that handle.

>>73610215
The only gun poster on /brit/ is the Cummunist retard

>>73610215
Why does it have 3 handles haha

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>>73610272
whenever i've been that bad, it's been by accident rather than intentionally

>>73610272
Wow anon you just solved binge drinking with your autistic little list of reasons not to do it, now nobody ever has to do it again! Truly you are a genius

Fuck off

My great friend, Kim, called me from Pyongyang. He informed me that the nuke testing was called off. Wise!