/cum/

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whoa

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>orange county cant stop thinking about penises

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randomly selected from pics folder gib you

>>73606923
Funny to think that it's some underpaid chink making these and painting the cockhead a nice fleshy pink

https://youtu.be/F0OHHdxqgi8

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>>73606941
will this quench your thirst for gf?

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Tuning out buds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UeM6kermk

>>73606942
Saved thanks

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*kisses you goodnight*

Less sex dolls and less Taiwanposter please

Gonna move to Somalia and become a warlord, buds.

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we need more animeposting

>>73606974
Succ my anus

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>>73606942

>>73606989
I like initial d but that's it

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>>73606942
This is the only picture contained in my most recently used folder

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Lets talk about how the best girl has the best beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32PgDZW5ikk

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Stop co-opting Black history heroes you fucking cave dwellers.

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>>73607010

I suggest Bakuon

it has 10/10 plot and backstory

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>techno EDM

asuka truly a shit

>>73607035
I think I just like initial d because I like cars. i'm watching it now. still on the first season

*considers dating you*

>>73606994
will you stop posting if i do?

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>Orange and Placer are weebs
Oh wow never saw that one coming

>gay farmer thinks liking anime means you're a weeb

>>73607065
pic is u sucking my dick

>>73607063
Why would I
I'm loved and appreciated for my content

>>73607074
>gay
pretty sure he's bi

>>73607085

b(as)i(cally) gay

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>>73607102

I miss the kr*ut, anyone else feel the same?

i bought 12 mugs for 25 cents each today

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>Placer and Orange calling me gay
>When I have had more girlfriends than them combined

137

not at all

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the gf
>>73607137
he posts with a taiwanese flag

>>73607139
0+0=0

>>73607137
>>73607137

He is the taiwanese flag

>>73607139

0 is still 0, fairyboy

Bought a based 2007 Rav4 today buds. Paid 7500$ for it.

>>73607167
Manchild

*screeches autistically in your direction*

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>>73607157
>>73607166
Two > Zero

Please learn how to do math

>2 dudes I dressed in skirts are more than your 0

>>73607167
how many miles?

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the goal

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>tfw you make a great purchase and tell /cum/ but no one says anything

>>73607167
Rav4s are the best rally car in their class

Also one of the few vehicles in their class (whatever the hell qualifies them for that class). But they're comfy

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>tfw I just discovered I've been literally retarded my entire life
>I have problems concentrating
>I have problems socially
>I get pissed off easily
huh

>>73607148
>>73607162

Wait really? *succs his anus*

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>>73607193
2 girls with big ol boobers

>>73607195
196k
I mean it's quite a lot but Toyotas are so reliable, and this car is squeaky clean. At first I wanted a 2006 and newer Tacoma or Nissan Frontier but they all go for over 20 grand, fuck.

>>73607213
Oh they are comfy yeah

>>73607185
HOLY SHIT
that's two times MORE than me you fucking degenerate

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>>73607225
>Toyotas are so reliable

>>73607238
>>Toyotas are so reliable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk

>>73607238
t. F*rd or D*dge owner

Is there a cure for autism besides vyvanse and adderal

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>>73607230
HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW RIGHT AHAHAHAHAH
SUCKS 2 B U Xd

>>73607247
>>73607249
t. angry TOYota owners

>>73607225
Had 340 000 km on my 99 rav4
Good times

>the degenerate likes american vehicles
checks out

>>73607275
Oh I'm sure it could have kept going much farther than that

>>73607247
Toyotas are nice imo
I love my Lexus

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>>73607204
>tfw you make a great purchase and tell /cum/ and they don't say anything and then you tell them no one said anything and they don't say anything again

>>73607247

>drowning your car in the ocean

why are brits so subhuman

>>73607199
good taste

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>>73607216
what drugs help

>>73607268
>t. angry TOYota owners
kia

actually

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>>73607287
>Degenerate
>Coming from Mr. I-live-with-my-parents-and-does-drugs

i miss bajachan

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>>73607309

What great purchase!!1

i searched and didnt find anything stupid dumbass

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>>73607335
>kia
lmao
don't fall for the korea meme

>>73607337
>>Coming from Mr. I-live-with-my-parents-and-does-drugs
sounds like your problem desu

>>73607342
oh shit my flag fucked up

>>73607351

here>>73607138

>>73607358
>don't fall for the korea meme
the 21st century is the korean century

faggot

>>73607292
Yeah it had some minor issues, sold it for five hunno tho

>>73607268
>>73607249
What is the point of car brand loyalty? I drive and love an F150, but I also considered Nissan and Toyota while I was shopping. I didn't consider GM at all, but that's because they may have hired actual retards as engineers in 2002.

>>73607369
i hate kpop

>>73607368

Thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard.

why do you need 12 mugs for

>>73607369
lmao have fun with your trash car and people homo

>>73607375
saying kpop is all korea has to offer is like saying anime is all japan has to offer

faggot

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>>73607139
this was a really rude post i hope you feel bad about yourself when youre in your bed trying to sleep

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Good night /cum/mers

>>73607388
but thats true

>>73607379
they also say say "Washington State University College of Architecture and Engineering" so yeah

>>73607379
you're a mug

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>yfw in the 80s America literally begged the japanese to stop exporting their superior cars

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>>73607335
Soul?

>>73607360
I have my own place ty
Worked for everything I own

Unlike you, who seems to have no purpose, direction, or anything in general besides stinking up your room and rotting away

>>73607373
I don't have any car brand loyalty, I just like giving people a hard time

I drive a shitty Oldsmobile and dream of a Dodge, but I'd be fine driving a Toyota around when my car eventually shits the bed

>>73607390
I only feel bad when I go to bed making someone I care about sad

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*deletes redditflags from existence*

>>73607388
It's literally all they have to offer
Kpoop, LG and Samsung

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>>73607332
None, but I'm going to wake up every morning at 7:00, I'm going to jog to the gym in the morning every opportunity I have and I'm going to spend all day being productive, I am going to search for a job since I'm unemployed and I'm going to learn instruments because I finish my homework early and fuck studying, and eventually I'll get laid

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>When the automobile industry in the United States was threatened by the popularity of cheaper more fuel efficient Japanese cars, a 1981 voluntary restraint agreement limited the Japanese to exporting 1.68 million cars to the U.S. annually as stipulated by U.S Government.[2] This quota was originally intended to expire after three years, in April 1984. However, with a growing deficit in trade with Japan, and under pressure from domestic manufacturers, the US government extended the quotas for an additional year.[3] The cap was raised to 1.85 million cars for this additional year, then to 2.3 million for 1985.

EFFICIENT
JAPANESE
CARS

>>73607420
>Soul?
optima

>>73607373
Because the companies also try to appeal to their loyal cusomers (since they keep coming back). It just looks like a shitfest because people have different opinions

Did you know that Washington DC isn't actually part of the US but a special administrative region owned by bankers and corporate devils

I'm a good looking son of a bitch

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AAAAAAAAAWWW YES
AAAAAAAAAWWW LOD

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>>73607420

>>444
Yes I did know that, they are also considering making it a state.

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>>73607426
> and eventually I'll get laid

>>73607426
i dont give a shit about getting laid

are you quitting weed also? im gonna apply to the canadian tire im NEET rn

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>>73607437
I would retort but I've never actually seen an optima before so I won't say nasty about it

yet

>>73607456

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>americans get excited about new guns

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>>73607475
>I would retort but I've never actually seen an optima before so I won't say nasty about it
>
>yet

ITT people unsuccesfully trying to trigger americlaps

can we trade sinaloa for another mexican poster?

>>73607454
Cool what do you need a murder weapon for?

topgearkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoUutOsZoQ

>>73607479
>mexicans get excited about not dying on their way to work

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>>73607491

Nikka you love me like your own brother stfu

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>>73607462
I'm not quitting weed, I know this sounds stupid but I actually think I need to smoke more, I only smoke before bed

I'm quitting smoking weed in the afternoon when I'm bored, I might smoke at 5-6pm just because I'm too tired to do anything really technical after 6 unless I'm forced to

>>73607491
could we work something out with jalisco?

>>73607492
For murdering paper targets

>>73607490
Was anyone every actually trying?

>>73607489
Looks like a dentist's car

>>73607511

RIP

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>>73607479
to give some context, colt, founded by the man who revolutionized modern firearms with the revolver, made some of the most iconic revolvers of the 20th century, like the detective's special and the diamondback. then, in the 90s they left the double action revolver scene entirely with little word.

now they're coming back

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>>73607504
>americans get excited about not being shot in class
>americans get excited about not being shot at a Mickey D's
>americans get excited about not being shot at a church
>americans get excited about not being shot while watching movies

>>73607444
like the City of London

>be mexican
>get beheaded by the local cartel, as is coming of age tradition
>my eight children wave me goodbye

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>Sinaloa gets excited when receiving attention

>>73607547
>mexicans get excited by waking up and making sure their head isn't dangling from an overpass

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HOW THE FUCK ARE REAL WOMEN SUPPOSED TO COMPETE?
AS SOON AS THE CHINKS GET A WHITE PERSON'S FACE MODEL WOMEN ARE DONE FOR
FINISHED
SAYONARA
GOODBYE
DONE

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>>73607547

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Idk why but really so many mass shootings in the US and the one that has stood the most for me was the guy at a McDonald's, like he even shot some kids outside the restaurant.

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i drove past a cemetery on the interstate and one of the tombstones had balloons besides it. I think they were birthday balloons

>>73607531
Who gives a shit
Are you clinically autistic

I hope you all are having a GOOD Friday tehehehe

>>73607216
Happens. The biggest redpill about yourself is you were never pretending. It was cognitive dissonance

>>73607587
Probably just viral marketing for the new IT movie

>>73607587

Yikes i thought we were the only state tacky enough to do that shit.

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>>73607581
Boo hoo

>>73607590
Calm down loser

>>73607502

YOU N ME BABY AINT NOTHIN BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

>>73607590
sorry chinese poster, you don't walk into the US general and hate on gun-loving. beat it back to your maymay island.

What's the official sport of /cum/? I vote hockey since it's the best.

How do ghost blow out their birth day candles?

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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

>>73607634
Baseball Hockey tie.

for sale
baby shoes
never worn

So I kinda set a date with a chick but now I realize she's actually ugly as shit when not in the right angle
How do I bail smoothly

>>73607592
It is dead Jesus saturday here

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>>73607655

i hate when babies are born with big feet

>>73607634

Basedball, of course

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>>73607657
Slice her neck dude

Your Chinese after all, right?

>>73607655
It's pretty to think so.

>>73607683
god that one cyber cafe vid still haunts me.

>>73607683
Nonsensical post

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Ford's Panther platform vehicles are the pinnacle of automotive engineering

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People still don't realize taiwanese flag is f**tkr*ut

>>73607727
oh shit, that's him?

>>73607645
H134 looks pretty stoned. Wouldn't mind taking a dab of that if you catch my drift.

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am i kawaii desu ne enough for you whiteboi?

>>73607698
I personally like the one where the mom gets abducted into an ally and stabbed to death while her daughter watches, and then the kid is then thrown into traffic

>>73607712
Bah come on

You want to be a chink so bad you have to start acting like one

>>73607754
>>73607754
Well lads?

>>73607657
I hope you learned your lesson that taiwan chinks are overrated

>>73607657
I knoe that feel.

Drop all contact immediately and try to forget it ever happened.

>>73607759
I'm Taiwanese

>>73607765
Around the neck from behind with my hands

>>73607765
made a very rude post

>>73607759
god, ahhhhhhhh god I no longer watch those vids

>>73607774
No there's still tons of legit QTs

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>>73607785
>>73607787

if Hillary Clinton promised you free pints of your favorite iced cream every week would you have voted for her?

>>73607791
sure but you don't have a chance with any of them

>>73607800

Do you have pistachio ice cream in America?

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>>73607793
t. Kokoro chan

>>73607800
No

>>73607810
Nonsensical post

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>dad posting nostalgically on facebook about when I was a kid

>>73607792
but kizuna ai is real, i watch her videos ever day

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>tfw no American bf

>>73607834
this made me sad and happy.

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>>73607855

>>73607855
ill b ur bf if ur a girl(male) or a girl(female)

Got this ingrown hair on my asscheek fml
Actually hurts

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>>73607857
he does it quite a bit.
I'm so grateful that he is very caring but I also wish he wouldn't be sort of glum.

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>>73607866
I'm a girl (male)~

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>>73607880

>>73607813
yes and its delicious

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>>73607890
I-I'd like to try sex as well.

post a varg

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>>73607905

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STOP POSTING ME

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Stop being so negative

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>>73607901

>>73607890

shall be looking into this taiwanese cartoon

Lmao that's a third world news article if I've ever seen one

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN17G1FT?il=0

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>>73607934
That's rude, neighbour ;-;

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Really need to get some tapes of driving songs for trips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDy6r45f4TQ

>>73607880
post nudes

>Grill said she'd text me
>Doesn't text me
Why are women such a fucking meme holy shit

one more day till easter

>>73607991
till what?

>>73607991
Too bad Americans can't celebrate it with us :(

>>73607983
Busy sucking off chad ;-)

whats an easter?

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>>73607982
I don't feel like getting banned. Janny-chan hates me~ >:3

>>73608018
some sort of holiday perhaps?

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>>73607983
The trick is to not care if she texts you or not

>Footfag responds to me
Shant be giving out (You)s at this rate

I'm Roman

>>73608029

I dont see it on my calendar

>>73607997
>>73608018
>>73608029
>>73608037

I know you're fucking with me YOU DO CELEBRATE

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/591ipv/why_dont_americans_celebrate_easter/

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iTs drunk oyster bay time :D

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Thots need to get the fuck out of /cum/ RIGHT NOW

Error our system thinks your post is spam

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Are my bros here? I know you are

>>73608031
here's a you for doing what's right

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>>73608048
>>73608085

every time I try to google Easter, I end up at the FBI's homepage

It's 10 PM fuck off

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>>73608091

Paha Sapa > Fists of Flames
:3c

How old till people grow out of anime and animeposting?

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>>73608091
Yes Paha Sapa is my bro, how are you?

>>73608098
Easter?
>>73608114
I agree, but only because FoF is an absolutely abhorrent poster

I am a child of the sun

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>>73608114
Agreed, Paha Sapa would be perfect if he were a girl 2bh

>>73608132
>>73608152
Fuck you too

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>>73608120
I haven't watched an anime in 10 years

But I love to animepost

I don't even know what any of these animes are

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>>73608109

>>73608114
>>73608132
I'm not better than anyone here

I am objectively the worst poster on /cum/

>>73608123
I'm good

I had cod for dinner even though I really wanted burgers

>>73608152
If I was a girl I probably wouldn't be on 4chan

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>>73608148
You are child of my sperm actually, you are my bro too btw should've said hi

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>>73608171
You have good taste in traps.

>>73608171
I had Burger with bacon, eggs, onion rings, ketchup and bbq :P

Then went to my friends sicilian bakery and had bambdilia??? dont remember the name but it's like donuts with connoli cream and sugar

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Lads help, she's too qt.

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>>73608152
>>73608171
now youve got me interested
post another image of yourself so i can faceapp your dumb moor face

>>73608021
[email protected]
send em lad

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anime?

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>>73608199
>tfw no pop the collar moorish gf

Adolf Hitler painting destroyed by big black cock

https://sadchan.sytes.net/chat/int
pls come talk to us

>>73608173
hello

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Do you think me a fool, Robert? That you would gaze at me and state the painfully obvious as if making some grand discovery?

Yes, I am alone. No, it is not by choice. Every morning I roll out of my single bed and drag feet that couldn't possibly be my own to the bathroom mirror. I don't brush my teeth or wash my face: I merely stand there in silence, taking in the twisted product of a wasted life that is my visage. I look at myself and I find all things wanting, and yet I must reside happily in the knowledge that I will never be more than what I currently am.

Sure, I could join a gym. I could go every day to a house of pain and work my fingers to the bone trying to attain what comes so naturally to those who surround me. I could surgically remove all the simple, gastronomic pleasures from my diet and live a life of asceticism. I could deceive a few, if not more.

But what would be the point? To lead a life of deception knowing that I am trapped within the body of some fictional character seems both shallow and unsatisfying. I would become little more than a puppet being controlled by the omnipresent hand of insecurity, preening and primping at every interval just to maintain this mirage.

Maybe tomorrow will be the day that I admit my inferiority and discard the man I am today, but for now, Robert, I would like a large soda and a carton of Milk Duds.

And Robert? No ice. The world is cold enough.

>>73608224
I'd prefer to not become part of the botnet thank you though

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>>73608227
How are you Virginia, I always feel bad for you. How was your friday?

>>73608224
does satan still post there?

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>>73608186
I think it's name is Felix?

I have no idea what it is but it's cute

>>73608190
Sounds delish

Assuming you've had a good Good Friday?

>>73608199
>>73608211
>tfw El moro de /cum/

>>73608114

anonymous > namefags

let's be real here

>>73608243
it was nice

i did gym and then had a long and autistic convo w/ roommate

not replying to that picture until you put a spork next to it

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>tfw cat is in heat
what do

>>73608270
Pet it on the head

>>73608250

so this is the buttslut who says he's not gay

>>73608270
fuck it and get it over with lad

>>73608250
Nice entondra, yes I did, i night out with the buds is always fun but I like to say hi to my /cum/ brothers

>>73608261
What did you guys speak about? He seems brain dead from what you says

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>>73608280
Bicycle is not gay okay thank you

>>73608270
give it an ice bath

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Here alone? ...again?

I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?

I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the movie…

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Hmmmm

>>73608314
Bottom right is anthony bordain

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>>73608314
>Ugly no matter what

your best years are over and they weren't even good.

>>73608294
it was my other roommate who i dont share a bedroom with

he is a very smart and friendly guy really thr guy who sleeps in my room i dont like

we talked about tanks and various other things
he knows a lot about tanks bit i dont

>>73608337

well yah, but I already knew that

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ama im bored

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>>73608337

>>73608358
Do you celebrate Easter?

>>73608358
What's your dream car?

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>look up news
>fucking cernobitch on the front page

>>73608342
you dont sleep in your own room?

>>73608358
what is your current occupation?
do you post here everyday?
how long have you been here?
do you ever want to leave long island?

>>73608378
Yes, I'm american of course

>>73608382
None actually, my dad has a 1970 Chevelle SS though so I guess I hope to inheir that

>>73608384
I feel like he's one in a long line of many to grab 15 minutes of fame in that particular space.
Milo, then Spencer, now this guy.

drunk tobehobest faм

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I have work in the morning.

Feel like raping a woman

>>73608393
>what is your current occupation?
I'm a student but I work various jobs
>do you post here everyday?
Most days I try and stip by
>how long have you been here?
Where? /cum/? Maybe 3 years
>do you ever want to leave long island?
I spend most of my time in Boston, I'll be living in virginia for two months than italy one month and then prague for half a year

quintessential mexican post

>>73608423
yo where at I'll being you some d&d

>>73608385
no

>>73608417
literally me

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doing a sleep

night cum

>>73608444

how do you masturbate

>>73608453
I'll see.

>>73608437
Are you rich (this seems like a dumb question)?
Who did you vote for, unironically?
What are you studying?
Are rich women that you meet in socializing like really hot?
What part of Boston are you in?
You know anyone at Tufts or BU?

>>73608453
I should sleep tb h
nite brevs

Don't know how people live in dorms literally in the same room as other people. No privacy at all. It's a prison scenario.

EVERYBODY THIS IS MY FRIENDS RADIO. LISTEN PLEASE
http://player.streamguys.com/kugs/sgplayer/player.php

Feel like decapitating a woman

>>73608476
listening to it rn, p gud

>>73608474
Not that bad. You just have to get a single.
Sometimes the people in the next room are loud, but never too bad. Someone threw up last night and people think they're hardasses and leave their dried blood on the sinks, but that's the worst I've seen

>>73608476
all jazz?

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>Just remembered I have a long ass shift tomorrow
>I have to come home and cook and hide the Easter eggs for my bf to find

>Have to work Easter too

>>73608459
i wait for times when i know he'll be out for a while

song rn on the radio station is really good

>>73608493
he's my buddy. I'll try to get the number for requests>>73608498
it's all horn focuses music. it's called "these songs blow"

>>73608462
>Are you rich (this seems like a dumb question)?
idk, compareed to most of the planet sure
>Who did you vote for, unironically?
Judas
>What are you studying?
Your mothers poon
>Are rich women that you meet in socializing like really hot?
I dont understand this one, money doesnt make anyone more attractive
>What part of Boston are you in?
The part controlled by the BoS
>You know anyone at Tufts or BU?
Yes, schools for fags though

>>73608511
>it's called "these songs blow"
p funny.

I'll keep listening.

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>>73608500
cute

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>>73606910
how are my east coast boys doin tudday

>>73608508
he's on till midnight. you should call in. it should day the number

>>73608520
awesome. I went on the show with him ince. he's got a few friends on with him now I think

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>a newfie

>>73608512
Nah, tufts and bu are good people.
You're in the airport?

Money is not direct influence of course, but things like upbringing and education do play a role. I guess I should have gone le tip nice guy and asked if they had better personalities.

360
650
5847 for requests

>>73608557
>You're in the airport?
No I'm back home now

> I guess I should have gone le tip nice guy and asked if they had better personalities.
What? People have certain natures. Poverty, mediocrity and wealth all bring out certain positives and negatives of who they are

>>73608591
for radio

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who here /cumfy/

>>73605032
quintessential canadian thread

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>>73608616
sure

>>73608625
fuckin leaf

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is this common in japan?

>>73608640
Yeah

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>japan
really despise that """nation"""