Let's try to make it to the bump limit on this one again, huh?
Do you take requests?
>>73600291
That one was a request, for bump/OP material.
Requesting "fucking jigaboos'
>>73601224
I'm gonna head out for a bit in a few minutes but I'll check this when I get back and see what requests y'all have posted, haha.
Can't wait to vote for Keith Ellison.
>>73601326
evening bud
Do "Fuck Off Yank" followed by an ornate FOY, if you'd be so kind sir
>this thread will thrive on OC and southern pride
we have a superhero now
>>73601909
Fucking based. The names don't even echo.
>>73602005
i need to find this shit to read lol
>dat whip
>The first Captain Confederacy, featured in the first series, is an out-of-work actor who agrees to undergo a biological experiment that grants him super strength, enhanced agility and healing abilities as well as limited psychic abilities. In the second series, the new Captain Confederacy is a black woman, pregnant with the previous Captain’s baby. She has similar superpowers garnered from the same sources.
>the second captain confederacy is a black woman pregnant with the mulatto bastard of the first captain confederacy
can't make this shit up
>In the alternative history, the Confederacy won the Civil War, which resulted in a fracturing of what was the United States of America into eight nations. These nations are the Confederate States of America (also containing several Caribbean possessions), the Free State of Louisiana (smaller than the real state of Louisiana, but containing the city of New Orleans), the United States of America, the Republic of Texas (also includes portions of what was Mexico), the Great Spirit Alliance (called "Tecumseh" in the original series's map — also includes portions of Canada), the Mormon nation of Deseret, The People's Republic of California (including Baja California) and Pacifica (called "Sequoyah" in the original series's map — also includes portions of Canada)
>Commercially, McDonald's is known for its fast food burritos — although it has plans to introduce a new ground beef sandwich with cheese, while KFC sells catfish not chicken. Both chains seem ubiquitous within the Confederacy.
GOTT SEGNE DIE SÜDSTAATEN
UND VERFLUCHE DIE YANKS
BEHOLD
two confederate soldiers
tiny gun
BIG KNIFE
>qts of the fallen south
Where do I find out how magicians do their tricks? There must be some place on the internet god dammit.
>>73603422
youtube it faggot
>>73603422
It's a secret
reminder, kanye west is sympathetic to the secessionist cause
>>73603422
Which trick are you looking for? Maybe I can help you google it.
>>73603623
>>73603620
He's also a drug addled (or needs to be) manic.
>>73603623
Well, one time when I was like six I saw a magician at some event for kids this guy put a dove in a tin can with holes in it and then put big accupuncture style needles through those holes. He then took them out and let the dove out and it was fine. I don't remember anything else from that performance but for some reason that trick has pissed me off for almost my entire life. He must have put the bird up his sleeve or something somehow, but how do you do that with a pigeon-sized bird?
>>73600077
>just got home from vacation in North Carolina
>it's fucking freezing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR OCEAN IN APRIL IS WARMER THAN NEW JERSEY IS IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER
>>73603703
the needles are flexible, they bend into slots in the can to prevent the bird being killed
>>73603710
NC is really nice
which parts you visit?
Gonna make the trip back to clean up family gravesites this year.
I haven't done it since 2014, gonna try to do it every spring from now on with the rest of the cousins.
>>73603745
Welp. There you go stranger.
>>73603769
Calabash, way down at the very southern tip. Very /comfy/
>>73603806
My family has a bunch of graves in a tiny as fuck country graveyard in eastern Tennessee that we all drive for hours to check up on sometimes, iktf
>>73603827
nice place
a black family from there opened up a "calabashi" seafood joint in wake forest when i lived in NC, it was good but greasy
>>73603745
the magician demonstrated beforehand that several of the needles were actually real, but I guess those were what he put up his sleeve. I hate how obvious it seems now, thank you anon.
Beginning to think this may be /arkansas/ now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bring_the_Jubilee
>>73603918
nice to see you finally caught on conwaybro
we /riseagain/ when?
>>73603946
I haven't been able to post for the past week or so and I don't want to deal with the commie mulatto rn
ITT: every single poster is from Conway, Arkansas
>>73603951
soon
>>73603951
Reminder that Spaniards are white
>>73603984
there actually was a third guy from conway
but he bailed when i said he prolly went to college at UCA
which isn't much of a stretch
conway is the birthplace of 2chan, gookmoot went to college at UCA
wtf I love Conway now
>>73604032
Conway is the most powerful city in the WORLD
Everything south of the Dixieline should be purged desu
>>73604045
its a really nice town
can't buy alcohol here, but that keeps out most degenerates
>>73604076
our sheriff caught the infamous robin hood
>>73604144
We /nottingham 2.0/ now?
>>73604045
Why are there so many NFL players from here
>>73604144
Why do you do this, Arkansas?
>>73604250
baptists
the devils nectar isnt sold in stores on sundays except in a few counties
>>73604250
>no data
>>73604250
Never mind that, what is happening in Georgia?
>>73604250
What's up with Georgia?
what an awful general
*ass clacking intensifies*
>>73604467
kek
heres mine
>see them there?
>thems yankees
>yankees're faggots
>>73604250
I love my home state, but fuck Arkansas I'm moving to Georgia
Hey one and all! I'm a mother of 3 and me and the hubby are looking for a place to move in the south! it's so cheap compared to these crowded NY suburbs! anyways, me and hubby came a cross an article talking about all the northerners moving south, so we figrured we might join in since it's SOOO cheap! :)
we have good northeast jobs so we'll probably be able to afford any house you have down there. we are looking to move to a transitioning republican-to-democrat area because hubby and I are very strong, outspoken liberals!
also, do you guys have any salad restauraunts down there? southern food will make me look a bit too big around the belly so we're going to support some greener options :)
anyways, thanks for reading all of this! hubby and I are very exicted to move to the osuth and see all that you have to offer!
-sherry, 33, NY
>>73604711
>cucks county
>>73604711
Virginia tbqh
>>73604711
Good to see that you've been working on this.
>>73604755
die
>>73604755
what will it take for you all to come back
what are your demands
we need southerners, regardless of what some west coasters say
kinky
>>73604832
>what will it take
For the commie mulatto to leave
>>73604817
It's not like the state could be any more blue
>>73604832
but I didn't ever post in /cum/ in the first place
>>73604832
we are but simple folk in a slow insignificant general
/cum/ has gotten too shitposty, i lurk but jesus its rough nowadays
>>73604863
you and quebec poster are more alike than you can ever imagine
let's list some of the similarities:
you are sort of both brown
you both live in north america
you are both flag posters
you both have strong beliefs
you are practically brothers
>>73604863
*brings up the Clintons*
>>73604918
"Purple" Master Race
>>73604918
s-stop ;_;
>>73604914
hahahaha okay y'all let's keep the regional flag fights and Facebook filenames in that other general okay
>>73604914
I get irrationally angry when I talk to him
>>73604918
Bill is a fine black gentleman
His wife is from the north tho, they can keep her
>>73604967
you are at least actually purple, this is basically a blue state now desu, it's been three straight Presidential elections we've voted such.
It's a shame, once the pride of Southern culture and now a designated transplant zone, stop it while you can, my Carolinian friend.
>>73604989
how can you POSSIBLY show your dixie pride when you don't even wave your state flag
>>73605030
i've gotten into squabbles with him too (once)
just be supremely ironic and he won't know what is what
I'm back.
>>73601618
The table where I usually lay out my stuff to do these has food and shit on it right now, but I'll get back to ya in a bit.
>>73601733
That's been the trend so far, yup.
Some edits could be made.
>>73605089
The solution is to nuke the cities. We'll make America great again
>>73605089
Your state is full of Yankees.
>>73605120
>>73605089
We will eventually hit that sweet spot and become a truly blue state one day. But for now, we have national assembly members from isolated bumfuck nowhere districts trying to embarrass the state by pushing a bill to ban gay marriage and claim Lincoln was literally Hitler.
>>73605224
>embarrass the state by pushing a bill to ban gay marriage
Why is that embarrassing
>>73605224
awful post, get out
>>73605196
shut up Dooley
>>73605150
great post
>>73605224
they're trying to scare yankees
>>73605283
hurtin your own more like it
>>73605224
expertly deployed bait
>>73605325
All me
pic of me and conway hanging out
>>73605349
This is a non-gay general tyvm
>>73605196
Oh hey, got a good story.
>Be me
>Tie and suit desk job
>Be in a room with 100 other associates
>Head of organization, "Ok anon, give us a quick description of where you're from and your background"
>Quarter of the whole room from New Jersey
>Out of 100 people, be one of the only people born and raised in North Carolina
>mfw
>>73605325
but the South is literally the same as the North and the west coast. The only thing this shows is that literal ranchers don't watch gay porn.
>>73605361
I don't think I ever want a job that requires me to wear a suit.
>>73605361
A union of states was a mistake.
>>73600077
So is this where all the Arkansans are at on 4chan?For a while there i almost thought i was the only one.
>>73605250
oh....ok
>>73605283
Actually that's probably what they're doing.
>>73605330
The best kind of bait posts are the ones that you never intended to be bait.
>>73605376
yeah, no offense to the south, but I think you guys are out-done in conservatism when compared against the interior west. they are a different brand of the politically right. More anti-government, where as the south utilizes law to maintain its conservatism... if I have to make a sweeping generalization
>>73605361
is it really that bad? what do you think of new jersey folks?
alri lads,
how do I get a qt confederate gf?
>>73605444
Put on your county flag
>>73602229
I'm sorry for being yank pls don't curse
>>73605452
The South is more moralistic conservatism, the West is more lolbertarian. It's why our Democrats are basically just Republicans anyway
>>73605415
>I don't think I ever want a job that requires me to wear a suit.
It's not that bad until they tell you to wear a tie. Pic related.
>>73605465
I live in Carlisle, no county flag for my county or town.
>>73605452
alright, well I can't really disagree with that.
>>73605452
>is it really that bad? what do you think of new jersey folks?
Bad insomuch the bulk of people employed are out of state? Yeah, in that sense it can be pretty bad. Coworkers are fine honestly regardless of where they're from.
>>73605499
Here's a little perspective: 99% of the time, I have a T-shirt and jeans on. The 1% of the time that I go to something where you're supposed to "dress up", my classy ass puts on a polo shirt and black pants.
At this point, I'm convinced that formal clothing is designed to be as stuffy and uncomfortable as possible.
>>73605522
is it because the company is HQ'd in the north? it could be that they just cannot find enough qualified people in NC alone. I know that some southern grad schools in my field have to take a lot of out-of-staters, usually from Cali
>>73605508
have a buddy from carlisle
nice place
Been marathoning King of the Hill for several days. Have never been comfier.
Agrarianist insurrection when?
>>73605734
we're due for another soon
>>73605734
Soon. The /dixie/ insurrection won't be finished until all major cities are abolished and we all have a large plot of land with which we can do what we please.
>>73605784
>America Vietnam's itself
My body is ready
>>73605734
let's please encourage the midwest to stay level-headed
their warmth is just a facade for their insanity
>>73605628
Nick's Bar-B-Q is tasty as hell. Love their pulled pork sandwiches and ribs. Only other restaurant that can compete is smokin buns
>>73605802
>and we all have a large plot of land with which we can do what we please.
its all we ever wanted
>>73605805
gonna be a hell of a ride to balkanization
>>73605813
ill have to check it out next time im in town
inb4 all the Arkansan posters doxx each other and end up killing each other over some argument here
>>73605878
>Arkansas civil war when?
>>73605878
we are unified
>>73605854
We're probably going to end up with Texas and I hope they have the sense to disenfranchise or deport the Mexicans
>>73605878
Two of us live in the same town
>>73605911
>I hope they have the sense to disenfranchise or deport the Mexicans
So pretty much most of Texas?
goodnight, /dixie/, god bless the South and god bless the state of Arkansas and their incessant shitposts
>>73605878
We have high cortisone levels. It's why we're so polite.
>>73605961
'night, man.
>>73605961
We'll restore Virginia to its rightful state bud
>>73605956
Mexicans are only a third of the population or so
>>73606023
And most of the cities along with Muslims and Asians.
>>73606050
>implying we haven't already firebombed the cities by that point
Why is the south so fat
>>73605956
Nah, just the big cities, and most counties below I-10 or close to the border.
>>73606065
I wouldn't mind some chili dogs right now
>>73606065
Okay, I'll bite the bait. What the fuck is that?
It really is a shame what happened to Virginia. Yanks looking for Federal jobs invaded the state, and now they have a chokehold on it.
>>73606065
Why is Canada bullying their natural ally?
>>73606122
Looks to me like some chili cheese dogs.
going to bed buds
see y'all tomorrow
>>73606149
Maryland used to be considered a Southern state. Its northern border is literally the Mason-Dixon line. So whenever you think Virginia is bad, just remember they exist. But yeah, Virginia is pretty bad.
>>73606065
Is that even a chili dog at that point? I've never seen anyone put that much cheese on a dog in my life
>>73606225
Goodnight bud
>tfw the Queen will never be your grandma
>she'll never bake you oatmeal cookies and read you books before bedtime
Life is suffering
>>73606225
'night.
>>73606248
It certainly looks excessive. They might have done it just for the picture, I guess.
Who here's a member of the SCV?
I had a daughter called her annabelle
She's the apple of my eye
Tried to give her something like I never had
Didn't want to ever hear her cry
>>73605891
Damn it I haven't had a good burger in so long
Why do they have to have 100,000,000,000 calories?
>>73606939
>13. Do not pursue the taste of good food.
>>73607189
Yeah
Any of y'all still awake, or am I gonna be on bump duty for the next few hours, haha.
>>73608595
I'm bout to pass out
>>73608595
I'm going to be up for a few hours
could have been a good general but there's already an autistic attention seeking tripfag
Anyone else put dillweed in their ramen noodles?
>>73608805
'night.
>>73608833
Fun. What're you up to? Half of me wants to get some work done that's due in a day or two, and the other half of me feels too lazy to do anything.
>>73608871
Can't say I have, why?
>>73609032
>What're you up to?
Doing homework for my finance class
I want to start an Esperanto club in my town.
>>73609039
Huh, guess we all got work to do.
I've reached a compromise with myself. I'll make sweet tea, and then drink it while working.
>>73609109
What work do you have to do?
>>73609118
I'm translating some smartphone game from Russian into English.
>>73609139
Cool
>>73608595
I will contribute to the he night watch.
>>73609970
Attaboy.
What is that, Peeps playing with a ouija board?
Pork roast is almost done buds
>>73601618
I didn't forget ya.
This thread will rise again
Why didn't we listen
>>73611044
thx bud
Really hate Yanks lads
>>73616051
as you should
>work in a half hour
kill me pls
>>73617721
*kills u*
Heh...
>>73617870
>sleeps forever
sweet
>>73617916
Why are you off on Thursdays and Fridays?
embarrassing thread
>ywn live a simple,but satisfying rural life in the US south
>>73617989
>a fucking toilet bowl
>>73617959
weekend is the busy time of the week, when normie folks are off work
im off to labor for another mans dollar
>>73617989
>toiletronto
>>73618049
don't ever post that shit again
if anything it looks like a sink
>>73618109
Why would you shit in a sink?
>>73618060
Later bud
>>73618182
>hating on the majestic beauty of the maple
why?
>>73618236
Because it's not a silver maple
>>73600077
How do I get a handsome southern gentleman bf?
Come back to /cum/, or are you afraid of getting Bullied by white people?
>>73620457
should have let it die
>>73620499
I'll be your bf
>>73620552
Are you a handsome southern gentleman?
>>73620651
Yes
>>73620675
post accent
>>73620757
I can't
>>73620999
You tease. Why not?
>>73621138
No mic and I can't use Vocaroo on my phone
https://youtu.be/CoWSm6o0LL0
>>73621236
hnnng
post face then
>>73621339
>posting your face on 4chan
>>73621380
I don't see how you can be my bf then.
god fucking dammit I don't need all this Star Wars shit in my life right now, I have WORK TO DO
>>73621633
What Star Wars shit?
>>73621529
You can move with me to Montana
>>73621633
Virginia is dixie?
Is West Virginia?
>>73621793
the capital of the CSA was Richmond, Virginia.
>is West Virginia
arguably, culturally it's sort of a midwest/dixie hybrid that neither side really wants to claim because they're some of the poorest, strangest people in the US.
>>73621791
There's a convention going on celebrating its 40th anniversary and /tv/ is having a lot of autism threads about it.
>>73621791
>You can move with me to Montana
Hnnnnngggg you have no idea how much I crave the nature of montana/northwest america. They're some of the places I want to go to more than almost anywhere else. Lakes, mountains, bears and wolves. I really want to go camping and live in the woods there for a while.
???
>>73621793
>Virginia is dixie?
Virginia had the capital of the Confederacy
>>73621991
I've been camping in Montana before, it's pretty fucking great. I'm hoping to move there after I finish school
>>73621957
>>73622075
>the capital of the CSA was Richmond, Virginia.
I know, but I was under the impression that dixie referred to the deep south, like alabama, where the CSA capital initially was. I don't know where I got that idea though.
>>73622150
>I was under the impression that dixie referred to the deep south
It depends on who you're talking to
>>73622150
you're half right have wrong, it usually does refer to the Deep South when people use it in regular speech, but actually "Dixie" is a set-in-stone geographically defined area, the name refers to the Mason-Dixon line and refers to everybody south of that line. The line is the border between Pennsylvania and Maryland, but obviously that's problematic because Maryland really isn't a Southern state anymore.
So basically nobody really agrees on what Dixie is, but the Deep South is the only region that's included 100% of the time.
Personally, I would say it's everything that is a dark shade of red here >>73622256 plus Oklahoma.
>>73622371
>Maryland really isn't a Southern state anymore
>>73622429
it was too small geographically to fend off the DC cancer, at least with Virginia there's a large Southern part under those suburbs, in Maryland they make up half the state's landmass.
>>73622371
>>73622256
Yeah that makes sense. The American civil war is super interesting, I ran a tabletop RPG around it a few months ago so I studied it a lot.
Do you guys study it much in school?
>>73622565
>Do you guys study it much in school?
Not as much as we should. My history teacher mostly focused on the lead up to the war and what caused the divisions but he didn't talk much about the war itself
>>73622565
Not so much the actual war, unfortunately, but more the political divisions that caused it, what secession is, reconstruction, etc.
We did have multiple trips to battlefields and museums though, and the only thing that we spent more time on in history class was state history.
>>73622721
>>73622811
Well it's all interesting stuff, although the war itself is very interesting, as it was the first modern war and nobody had a clue what they were doing.
Also this guy had a funny role in the war.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilmer_McLean
GEORGIA AND SOUTH CAROLINA GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
>>73623030
The very definition of shit luck, one of the field trips we did was to a recreation of this fellow's place.
>as it was the first modern war and nobody had a clue what they were doing.
It's was a really weird contrast of old and new. Wish the Europeans had studied it more before they went into the First World War.
>>73623030
I think I remember hearing about him
What lead you to read about the war? I know you said the tabletop rpg
welp, the Easter posting has begun, page 10, here we come
>>73623599
It only took an hour for us to reach page 10 earlier
>>73623647
What's up with the libyan flag
>>73623694
it's the black nationalist/Afro-American flag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-African_flag
>>73623396
Whether his luck was good or bad is debatable. He's got a place in history just for coincidentally part of the war.
>>73623407
I've always liked the american civil war because it's very unique.
And yeah I run a Call of Cthulhu (horror) tabletop RPG for some friends. It's usually set in a private detective's office in 1990s Baltimore, this was a sort of bonus episode, one of the characters is in a coma and so we had a campaign set in the civil war where they all played their ancestors.
The players were soldiers of the Army of the Potomec sent to investigate missing Union POWs. It involved the confederate surgeon general being a servant of nyralahotep and using prisoners for zombie experiments, and a reanimated Stonewall Jackson was sort of the boss fight. Was a very fun campaign.
>>73623850
that's fucking cool
always wish I had gotten into tabletops, guess it's never too late
>>73623820
Shit, I knew that
>>73623850
I'd like to get into tabletops but I don't want to play with the neckbeards at the cardshop here
>>73623972
>>73624036
It's never too late. But it can be hard to find a good group to play with. I'm lucky that all my best friends from high school have similar tastes and we have similar play styles (more about the roleplaying rather than the rules and killing goblins etc).
Honestly tabletops have a nerdy reputation, but if you find a good group, have a few drinks, there's no better RPG experience you can have.
And yeah if you like writing, running them is a good creative outlet, although it can be a lot of work, that campaign I was talking about took weeks of preparation. But I did pretty much make it from scratch.
>>73624201
I had a neighbor when I was a kid who would run games at his house, he had half his basement dedicated to it and shelves full of figurines. It was pretty based, sometimes he'd let me come over and paint them.
Never thought to ever actually try it myself, but I have some friends that probably would be interested. I'm sick to death of vidya RPGs anyway.
>>73624528
Think about running one for them then. And be mindful that you don't have to do full voices and accents etc, just roleplay to the extent that you're comfortable, especially at the start.
If you go on /tg/ you can often find threads with people sharing PDFs, there are tabletop systems for a SHITLOAD of settings, it's a lot more than Dungeons and Dragons. But some systems are FAR more complicated than others. The first TTRPG I played was Call of Cthulhu, but the first proper campaign I played was Game of Thrones.
Have a think about running one if you can get a few people who are interested. But do some research and get some advice before doing it, it's not super easy being a good GM (game master).