/brit/

>early again

Kill yourself OP

Looks like tims boiler is shagged

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anime

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>nunca sere sudamericano
la vida es dolor

tiocfaidh ár lá

>>73599482
woah she has a massive arm

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need a tread head gf

>>73599482
girl on the right is wearing a very lewd top

>>73599482
me in the back gesturing to the one god

lindy talking about chebs for 30 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcrxNBlqrbM

>>73599526
ah yes the anglo-saxons

I want to see your bum, I don't care what you say
No I don't have feelings, cos feelings are gay

>>73599437
He was a cuck who fled the country during the 2nd Italo-Ethiopian war.

Don't send an Amhara to do a Tigryan's job.

eating a toffee crisp x

>>73599482
most normie photo possible

>>73599592
one of the ethiopian kings killed himself after britain beat him so he isn't that bad

gf has cracking chebs lads, not too big not too small just big enough to grasp entirely with my hand x

>>73599439
is she ok?

>>73599426
better than the yank getting his wanky threads in desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJs2JqJR5i4

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This guy walks up to you, snatches your money and redistributes it among the poor.

What do you do?

>>73599482
Reminds me of the biggest twats at uni.

*goes nuts*

mad that there are actually people from leftypol here trying to convert people to communism

I didn't have an opinion on it before but they're so obnoxious I now want them gassed

boobstation

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>you approach your reserved seat
>this smug cunt is sitting in it and refusing to move
>no other seats on the train

what do?

>>73599626
post her chebs

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Photographing a wedding tomorrow lads. Looks like it's gonna be chavvy.

>>73599658
>Caring about politics in any fashion

Hmm, ah, yes, well, how about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RrJLpfdmNY

>>73599690
Thing is I don't
Just want them to stop posting that shite, same with trumplets

done enough drinking for one night now

>>73599678
put him out of business sunshine

Trying to find a good paper with interesting bits on world news to subscribe too.

Think it'll have to be international since British papers are so fucking dire.

going down the shankhill roiad, you lads want anything?

>>73599684
can't lad, betrayal of trust innit ;-)

>>73599730
news wanker loves his news

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>>73599632
girl feetsies perhaps?

>>73599678
pick up his phone and chuck it down the aisle

https://youtu.be/ZvTYei8iBzo

reading about the central asian countries
>Turkmenistan
srsly don't even know where to begin with this place

jca

>>73599750
I do desu, I spend most of my time rotating around news websites.

In the UK we've only got outright propaganda like the Guardian and Telegraph. Think an outsider paper would give more balanced news on the UK.

ELL AY CREEPIN UNDER MAH SKIN ELL AY CREEPIN UNDER MAH SKIN ELL AY CREEPIN UNDER MAH SKIN ELL AY CREEPIN UNDER MAH SKIN ELL AY CREEPIN UNDER MAH SKIN ELL AY CREEPIN UNDER MAH SKIN ELL AY CREEPIN UNDER MAH SKIN ELL AY CREEPIN UNDER MAH SKIN ELL AY CREEPIN UNDER MAH SKIN ELL AY CREEPIN UNDER MAH SKIN ELL AY CREEPIN UNDER MAH SKIN ELL AY CREEPIN UNDER MAH SKIN

love is hard to find

but it's friday night

watching ron burgandy

>>73599789
why what's wrong?

i know a bit about tajikistan and uzbekistan

posted my gfs arse here once
we're not together anymore in case you were wondering haha

>>73599823
polish?

>Oscar winner Christian Bale is from Wales

Weird thought desu

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>>73599837
the welsh powerhouse

>>73599836
nah
Was months and months ago

Wish Britain was more meritocratic like Germany or the US.

We've got to be one of the worst western countries going when it comes to nepotism.

>>73599823
post again

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>>73599837
wales is surreptitiously the best part of great britain

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Listening to the smiths right now

>>73599879
yeah, I couldn't agree more

*googles 'surreptitiously' on my phone when I go to the loo*

>>73599870
>US
>meritocratic

cannot be serious. if you want social mobility look to Finland or Norway

>>73599875
Nah
Don't have the pics anymore anyway
>>73599897
What song/album

doing a defragment

*googles google*
ahh

>>73599870
Where are you getting that Germany is more meritocratic from

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the actual goal

i use duck duck go

>>73599897
bender

Jesus died today

Show some respect

>>73599926
You've got a much better chance of making it big in America from fuck all than you do in Britain.

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>>73599879
Thanks burgerbro

*googles duck duck go*

business idea: a way other than essex

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It's been months, years even, and I'm still having a think over this image

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>>73599930
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

>>73599974
>facial piercings
>mong friend
well yes she is naive

>>73599960
what bit of wales are you from lad? get extra flags.

>>73599897
tragic

>>73599974
what

>>73599879
I live in Wales and to be honest I'm fairly sure this place hasn't moved on since the 1970s.

reminder the smiths were lefties

don't find the gf attractive anymore lads
what do?

>>73599984
Go for still ill next x

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>>73599926
>he still thinks we're racist

>>73600024
It's not primarily racism, it's economic inequality

there's plenty of dirt poor whites

everytime I hear a Smiths song my estrogen levels start to skyrocket

>>73600018
do weird things to spice up the relationship

>>73600060
to assume economic equality has anything to do with race is racist in itself

cat keeps meowing and letting out angry or distressed noises whenever I stroke him or pick him up, been going on for days now
very concerned
anyone know what might be wrong with him?

Do wonder if we privatised the NHS, would people end up paying more or less and get better results.

Watching some yank documentary on health care around the world and the Japs and Germans seem to have really good systems. Private but prices and services are ridiculously regulated by the government.

>>73600063
are you a girl?

always want to smack people that just bring up Nordic countries in every single fucking political discussion

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hi lads, I left when the alt right started booming, y'know, to do stuff about irl. has the culture changed here or is this an actual invasion of commietards?

brit memes are spreading
>>>/g/59894802

think margaret's just died again lads.

>>73600018
post pics/nudes and dump afterwards

>>73600101
>idealising the axis powers

75 years ago this would have been treason

>>73600117
>alt right
fuck off

>>73600101
>Private but prices and services are ridiculously regulated by the government.
do you really expect the british government to do a good job of healthcare price regulation?

>>73600117
We've all become radical centrists. Alt-right is runt tier.

>>73600101
not really much difference

the nhs was doing fine before the health and social care act 2012

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jun/17/nhs-health

busybody brussels banker bonuses bureaucrat bastards bugger off

>>73600143
yeah that's what I thought

>>73600117
Yeah been le epic raids from heftylol for about a month now

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>>73599989
Say that to my face

>>73599943
lads the fucking dutch are slagging us off

shan't be standing for this

>>73600117
I can tell you're from /b/ just from your grammar and the picture you posted

>>73600144
No to be honest, I guess that's why we shouldn't do it here. they'd let private companies go fucking mental.

>>73600134
After the war they did a really good job of rebuilding and making everything better. All the old bastards in this country sat on their arse barking about winning the war and let everything fall apart.

We had a huge advantage over the rest of the world and they fucked it all up.

>>73600169
>self-identifying with Clintonite slander

>>73600179
cheers comrade

>>73600182
me

>>73600180
*throws you into an MRI machine*
*turns it on*

MANDINGA

EVERY DAY

MANDINGA

ZALEILAH LE

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Communists? Haven't seen around here lads, don't know what you're on about. *sniff*

>>73600117
4chan as a whole has gotten a HUGE popularity ion boost just in the last 2 months or so, and more since the election

So there are loads of redditors and twitter tier fags about now
It's really annoying because they all have the discourse of a 12y old

what the fuck is it so dead for

normie tw@'s

>>73600247
Commies used to sit outside my student union handing out pamphlets. They were always fat, greasy bearded old blokes.

communism would work in a highly sophisticated futuristic and technologically advanced society where everyone was bored because there was nothing to do but maintain all the technology and have sex

organising the next round of communist shilling with my comrades on /leftypol/

been advised to ridicule the notion of a raid to hide the fact that its happening

>>73600277
My students union must have been shit, only time anyone was outside was when they were thrown out for puking or on dissertation deadline day where 140 of us were lined up waiting to get our shit bound

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>>73600266
woah seriously? I was reading some of the posts quite literally thinking "this is reddit..."

>>73600269
everybody has gone over to /gif/ for a wank

>>73599955
*shows respect*

>>73600296
Watch Star Trek

Communism cannot last

must be awful living in a US city. nigger/hispanic ghettos everywhere

only one I can imagine living in is Boston. like our own cities, its a city renowned for being controlled by organised crime without being a minority infested shithole like our British equivalents haha

>>73600277
Hmmm, I thought we were teenage student trannies, stunning revelations

>>73600312
We had some Christians outside ours once handing out some bollocks about Jesus.

>>73600324
Kiss my bellend you fucking nerd

might listen to that new 'drick

Why aren't you watching hockey?
http://grandmastreams.info/1.html

>>73600325
living in New York is the worst fate

>>73600351
don't you dare
we all decided we're boycotting that album

business idea: chop up an onion and eat it

>>73600338
You smell like Bigfoot's dick.

small-foamy-dutch-beer.jpg

reading discussions about sex lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/

>>73600325
could never live in the us because of its literal africa tier infrastructure but if i had to it'd be somewhere majority white like new england or alaska

>>73600313
Look up the website traffic stats
Since the American elections the population has been going up, but recently there was a BIG spike, likely lining up with the "he will not divide us" wank and recent massive media exposure 4chan has been getting lately

We're not alone since Reddit got an even bigger spike, it's technically larger than Facebook rn
Normies are getting bored of twitter and shit and are flocking to Reddit and eventually here

>>73600359
shit sport
>>73600370
describe it to me

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>>73600345

hate Greater London so much

>>73600375
not sure if you cunts actually believe stuff like this or you're just trying to prove a point

Quite like the idea of doing an MBA but everyone on them seems to be an ultra outgoing hyper normie.

>>73600370
heh im watching it too

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business idea: live on a canal boat

>>73600394
what that new england and alaska are white or that you have african tier infrastructure?

because both are true

>>73600416
>yfw i know someone that actually does that

pretty comfy 2bh

>>73600388
hehe

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>>73600380
jesus that's terrifying

where do we go from here?

>>73600390
false flag

ah yes my uni's dissertation guide specifically says in bold letters in the beginning that a hard copy is not required but later says that a bound copy should be made

should have just taken up a trade

>>73600416
literally only hipster twats or old people

>>73600450
Might start a cult in the Pacific NW

alri lads

nuclear war when

>>73600450
Collectively kill ourselves
Been pushing a /brit/ suicide pact where we all off ourselves like a big cult

>>73600455
you havent posted about me for 2 days reEeeeee

>>73600457
there's nothing wrong with those two statements and they don't actually conflict

compelling and rich

>>73600496
that'd be a right laugh, let's do it

>>73600496
where do i sign up.

>>73600496
yeh im up for this

>>73600414
You look ravishing.

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>>73600416
CANALS
A
N
A
L
S

>>73600501
How am I supposed to bind a Word document you cunt?

At the gyme
Listening to Alan Parsons while doing big squats

>>73600529
>flag
*gets executed*

>>73600529
Why do people talk shit about you on /brit/ if you just posted the best black girl?

Wish Polish femboy would come back, just out of curiousity like haha x

>>73600529
sauce m8

>>73600569
janny probably banned him

>>73600588
I lurk WMBF threads on /gif/.

>>73600529
booty

>>73600529
Does anyone watch these angles?

I skip everything when you can't see any direct action.

>>73600633
Lowest test

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whatever you're doing fucking stop

>>73600633
That is the best position know to man what are you talking about

suspiciously dead tonight.

morning lads

just realised I don't really have that many fully formed opinions at all from posting on the chon

I'll post something I sort of agree with but never back it up mentally or subsequently because my main goal is to garner replies instead of have an actual debate
c'est la vie

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is there anyone on /brit/ actually over 25?

>>73600704
the night is young

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What's /leftypol/?

i love lamp

*updates 'ddit flag*
Howdy!

tbf if you're killing yourself it doesn't matter how painful it is, does it? cause no matter how excruciatingly agonising it is, you're dead soon enough anyway

if i was old and knew i was dying and wanted to kill myself, i'd go out in style- make a massive fuckoff pyre and Denethor myself

would douse my bollocks in double the oil so they ignite especially quick

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all the good reddit flags are gone

>>73600658
>>73600648

Highest test is POV from behind, or cowgirl

Watching from the side angle is cuckseat tier

>>73600826
im still here

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>>73600724
yes

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>>73600805
>not going on a murder-suicide spree

>>73600805
tell that to a terminally ill cancer patient

you haven't had any life experiences you petulant child

hello friends

>>73600882
don't be aggro

>>73600845
It has nothing to do with the angle you're watching it in, it's about the position

>>73600805
>It doesn't matter if the last moments of your life are excruciatingly painful

>>73600882
everyone has had experience of life since the moment they're born you twat haha

>>73600826
you're still here :)

lamb shank I had a few hours ago is still sitting in my stomach

>>73600918
Yes it does. Pov=High test masculine man.
Non pov=cuck

>>73600882
arent you only 25 cancerlad?

>>73600940
will prepare you for hell since suicide is a mortal sin

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>>73600946
exactly

>>73600940
it doesn't, really

you're gonna die anyway, doesn't make a big difference how it happens cause you don't have to live with the consequences

>>73600973
its a gimmick

>>73600973
lmao

no but good show

going to shag a prossie again hahaha

>>73600967
what does poz equal?

>>73601002
remember to wrap up the willy with the old 'dom

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>>73600985
>spot the guy with asian "people are ants" epigenetics

>>73600967
Jesus, you're a fucking leaf, I bet you're asian too, go beat your half-incher to cuck porn because your insecurities are showing

*sings French national anthem*

r tim thinks he's got no hot water

>>73600859
good

>>73600946
dreadful

>>73601027
PoV: point of view
poz: HIV positive, slang in the gay community

not gay btw

>>73601039
Bit racist

Grew up in a city myself but cityfags are the most insufferable cunts in existence. Totally useless in their own survival and yet carry themselves as though they've mastered the universe and all its secrets.

>UK (+Overseas Territories)
>Australia
>Portugal
shan't be so much as glancing at a post if the flag does not match one i have listed

>>73601077
sorry I go on the defensive once I feel aggravated, its why my ex left me

east anbar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVaKesaMDkA
doing a feel old

>>73601104
t. Barbosa on vacation

>>73601121
rasheedville

gn8 lads.

>>73601039
Yes Pedro, keep watching your cuck porn from angles with the man in view. Good cuckold.

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redpill me on digestives

>vacation
foy

>>73601127
>tfw liked hinata
>she ended up winning mcbowl
>tfw liked orihime
>she ended up winning mcbowl
some are just born winners i guess

What's it like to have a girlfriend lads?

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WHEN I SAW
THE LOOK UPON YOUR FACE
i kneeeeeeeeew
we had lost
precious hours

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>Watching porn

the ministry of magic part in deathly hallows is kino

>>73601174
Can't recall, although I wasn't one bit depressed back then, I guess we all need to be loved

>>73601181
one on the right looks like he'd be gay in real life. am i right?

>girlfriend
fuck off breeder

>>73601174
mixed bag
sometimes really fun
sometimes draining
had to deal with the missus' insecurity last night, was NOT fun at all

>>73601232
>had to deal with the missus' insecurity last night, was NOT fun at all
What was she even on about la?

>>73601208
Whishaw entered into a civil partnership with Australian composer Mark Bradshaw in August 2012.[24][25] In 2014, he publicly discussed his coming out as a gay man, saying that it was a tense experience for him but "everyone was surprisingly lovely".

Yeah.

>>73601174
good but also bad

Not a fan of the way /tv/ hates the new Star Wars bint just because she's a woman, and try to rationalise it with bullshit reasons like "muh bad actress". Shut up faggots she's fine.
t.wyat night

>>73601174
*like ms04*
https://youtu.be/4cSwphcWq0Y

>>73601262
for some reason this gif is making me really angry

>>73601273
Not a fan of new Star Wars because it's complete and utter garbage

might join my uni's quidditch team lads

>>73601254
we were getting ready for bed and she was talking about how she gets good nights sleep. when she took off her makeup i jokingly said how come she has bags under her eyes then (apparently the correct term is "dark circles") she explained dark circles aren't to do with lack of sleep, so i think i must've been confused. anyway, i assumed it was just a little misunderstanding but an hour later in bed she's all silent and moping going on about how she feels ugly
girls are really fucking sensitive

>>73601174
its nice to know youre loved and to love also but alone time is hard to get

>garbage
fol

>>73601294
You going to call your teammates by their real names or the names they use on Reddit?

the faceapp thing is fun

>>73601302
Well fuck that then, no broad is going to tie me down

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>>73601328

>>73601295
retard

you never criticize a woman appearance

>>73601328
yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYnGUfIamo

watching North Korean TV

>broad
foy

NEED a french countryboo gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLzlUm8mY0Y&t=214

>>73601364
it's silly. i compliment her all the time and when i tease her it's always tongue-in-cheek. assumed women had thicker skin. learned my lesson though

>>73601232
does she like to lick your willy

>>73601376
her boobs look a bit sad actually

urban people are scum. boring, emotionless trash

Ah yes, can hear the parents bed squeak as they have sex. Meanwhile I'm KV

>>73601416
young rural people are just loud, obnoxious, hedonistic and idiotic

older rural people can be lovely to chat to though

need a breeding cow gf none of these stick girls thanks x

>tfw remember being little and taught how to eat a banana by my sister (legal disclaimer: that sentence was non-sexual)
>she would always pinch the bottom off and throw away the banana pit
>realize i cant remember eating the pit even once i n my life, that always left an impression in me and i instinctively threw away the pit
>eat it just now as a laugh just to see what happens
>it tastes bad and i spit it out

'illsbrah la. memba tha nyny sicks

>>73601436
Why don't you join in :3

>>73601328
Yes yes
Please hand over your biometric data to the botnet thank you.

>normies whining about gf problems
Fucking hell don't care

>>73601409
shan't be discussing my sex life

>>73601488
i wish i could give you a hug bro

>>73601488
simultaneously good and bad post, with interesting digits

>>73601488
They don't even have girlfriends, they just want attention.

>>73601457
those young rural people will become just like the older ones when they age and the older ones were just like the younger ones are now when they were that age

>>73601376
need to get drunk off shots of cara's wee

just ate cheese and beans on toast

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>>73601516
>Mfw

>>73601534
plenty of cocaine in her urine for you to get wired on

doing a listen to pavement

>>73599391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuIGjex15lk

>>73601563
he doesn't have a very jewish face

looks like a creepy killer though

Bit concerned about this lad who's always on about drinking Cara's urine. Starting to wonder what his deal even is.

>>73601564
glass of coke please
*drinks pint of cara's urine*

>>73601611
>>73601619
made me think

I wish youtube would tell you what the deleted/private video was

>>73601505
What sex life?

>>73601637
my sex life

shan't be discussing it

>>73601634
Agreed, my playlists are fucked

>>73601268
knew it. he has a gay face

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bit slow today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HlFKfSS410

>>73601649

You finna need to have sex first to have a sex life you pathetic virgin

>muslim ghettos

are these an actual thing in britain (and other cuck'd nations)?

what exactly occurs in these ghettos (aside from radicalisation)?

>>73601657
>>73601634
so many songs i'll never know i liked, lost like tears in the rain

>>73601682
vibrant cultural output

>>73601676
but i have done that
not gonna go into further detail though

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>>73601674
foy

Don't even want Gibraltar desu lads, the spaniards can have it if we need to avoid another war

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>>73601611
>implying you wouldn't drink her wee

>>73601705

Your hand doesn't count ya finna manlet

>>73601709
Proxy off Miguel

got a few pics off my best friend's cock
shall be wanking

>>73601709
We don't really "have" it desu. The people that live there don't want to be part of Spain and want the current status of them being a self-governing BOT to remain. And you can't really force them against their will.

>>73601709
are you actually scared spain would invade gibraltar

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>>73601709
This is the kind of cretin who would have given up on the war against the yanks, let all of our colonies go, or probably insist northern Ireland is reunited with Ireland in the peace talks. What a vile wreck of a person.

>>73601759
That better be girlwanking

>>73601782
FFS, we don't need a new yet.

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