/cum/ - salty spitoon edition
Was about to make a Thom Henderson Edition
I thought trump was supposed to be peaceful
holy fuck i look like a angry feminist using that faceapp
I'm eating chinese food
>>73599162
gotta be quick
I don't even know who queens is
mommys alright
daddy's alright
they just seem a little weird
>>73599187
whatcha get?
>I hate gays
>I hate draft dodgers
Literally no one feels this way
about to make shrimp alfredo
dreamt of chicken mcnuggets last night...and then mommy brought me some today :)
>>73599227
I do
>>73599189
/cum/ poster who got part of his brain REMOVED
>>73599227
I hate gays and draft dodgers.
>>73599213
Just lo mein and rice. I'm (((vegetarian))).
taxation is theft
theft is not inherently bad
>>73599132
>tfw someone posts my OC
>>73599302
B12 B12
DO YOU HEAR ME B12
B12
B12
B12
DO YOU GET YOUR B12
YOU GET IT FROM ANIMALS B12
B12
>>73599302
good choice, chinese and indian are godtier vegetarian food
i hate draft dodgers but i voted trump to MAGA
I am a vegetarian, a Trump supporter, a draft dodger, and a gay, and I hate all of the above.
>>73599337
Explain
business idea
>>73599373
robin hood
>>73599412
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck no
>>73599412
we literally already resolved this
>not being a draft dodger
tool
what am i supposed to do when my credit score hits 800
>>73599415
Dumb fuck commie who probably did more harm than good for the local economy
>>73599467
gay
>>73599500
how many of those are made with animal products? that's not vegetarian mon frere
>the comments section
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLWjNlahCd0
>>73599412
A yankee is a New Englander, originally.
>>73599522
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>73599132
mexico had a black president in the early 1800s...wtf
i dont have an AC and its 30c here someone shoot me
>>73599412
Philadelphia as the capital of "Appalachia" is one of the more idiotic things you've put on these maps
Since my identity here has been compromised I will start using a tripcode to distinguish myself
jokes on you i was only pretending to be retarded
>>73599551
Yeah and we didn't make it into a big deal back then
this looks pretty cool desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5h7Kgo-zeI
i will too
want to wiretap my neighbors and become youtube famous
>we told them that they was just pretending to be retarded
>they must never know the truth
>>73599505
Read the story you dolt. Robin is the good guy.
>>73599635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ
this looks cooler
>>73599647
post ur birth certificate
THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN
>>73599701
doxxable info
>>73599689
oh yeah that looks rad. looks like a pretty decent year for movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-eMt3SrfFU
>>73599689
I want to freeze myself until Episode IX comes out so I can see how they managed to use Leia
I gotta see what's up Disney's sleeve
If you could do any job in the world for a guaranteed 200k a year (plus benefits), what would you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
>go to /biz/ for the first time
>how do I get free money
>cryptocurrency thread
>cryptocurrency thread
>cryptocurrency thread
>im unemployed help
>cryptocurrency thread
>cryptocurrency thread
>how do I get free money
>cryptocurrency thread
>cryptocurrency thread
I hate all of you alternative maps faggots.
>>73599753
fingering my boyhole
>>73599720
dnt u wnt b spcl snlfk???
>>73599753
Part-time porn star
>>73599763
IS THIS THE NEW DARK SOULS
>>73599772
/biz/ did a survey a while back where it turned out the board was 50% NEET.
Don't go to /biz/ for business advice, kids.
all the good /cum/ posters are gone and they're not coming back :(
>>73599862
I'm still here lad
>>73599753
be an explorer that saves people or something
>>73599862
why dont you like me?
who were the good ones?
>>73599848
i told them to buy amd stocks
they laughed me out
well they've gone from 2 to 12 now
>>73599878
make a good post and I'll be the judge
>>73599753
philologist
>>73599753
I would get paid to spread half-assed opinions on Martian rock sculpture boards
*valets your car*
>>73599753
Porn-star in Japan, live in Canada when I'm not working.
>>73599753
surfer/ski bum in BC
>>73599915
nope, not a good poster
>wanting to be a pornstar
hello middle schoolers
>>73599971
sorry
>>73599915
>>73599647
why did you change your region?
>>73600001
Hmm...
>>73600014
what
>>73600001
this, absolutely disgusting
muh dick tier
>>73599753
i would be an escort at an agency that provides services solely to rich families who buy escorts for their teenage daughters
>>73600019
This campaign was amazingly successful, so much so that it prevented fires that would burn away the dry underbrush, leaving huge amounts of fuel if a fire did break out
Fascinating how that works... vaccines work in a similar fashion sometimes- it makes diseases more dangerous to those who are vulnerable.
le chatliers principle
Shots fired at Chosin Reservoir
i have to *dab* celebrate you baby i have to praise you like i should
ok im going to sleep bye
>>73600001
Mine was a meme response if that makes you feel any better.
... I actually want to be a pro wrestler.
e a t y o u r v e g g i e s
>>73600154
desperately wish america became communist during the 30s
art deco would be the state regulated aesthetics
>>73600192
nite famn
guys help me out: is this a male or female?
Sunday?
>>73600225
does it matter?
Do you do your part?
>>73600225
it's a drawing
>>73600268
Does the NRA even represent gun owners anymore, or the companies that manufacture them?
>>73600268
>tfw no socialist republic USA with an armed proletariat
>>73600295
if you want to look at a populist america (albeit with a disgust for anything deemed "socialist), look at us right now
>>73600295
>Canuck is a socialist
How expected
>>73600319
>drumpf
>populist
>>73600268
They do their part at managing one of the biggest and most corrupt lobbies in America?
>>73600292
>>73600295
>getting the National Rifle Association confused with the National Recovery Administration
>>73600336
I mean, an official elected by populism does not necessarily have to serve that same populist vote. Trump seems to be a good example by doing the opposite of some of his campaign promises
>>73600361
I didnt get anything confused, your new deal images are making me fantasize about a socialist USA
>>73599132
Can we kick Hispanics peoples out of the group?
>>73600361
I'm an idiot. I should have noticed that there was no gun present on the pic.
you win again clack-san
>tfw at NRA bakesale
>>73600415
He wasnt elected by populism, he won less of the popular vote than hillary or romney.
He won by pandering to specific groups to secure a victory in the battleground states like PA, OH and FL
>>73600486
oh shit what up
what a cuck
>>73600217
Unfortunately Mccarthyism did way too much damage to america, even moreso than 9/11. They're going to be fucked once automation makes labour worthless
>>73600538
wow why were they like that back then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsmgPp_nlok
Salsa > Guacamole
>the extra flags meme was a plot to make me recognize usa state flags
oh yeah, I trust you and you shart all over me. should have known.
>>73600577
cheese dip>>>>>>>>>>>>>salsa>>>guac
>>73600577
>spic food
>worth ranking
>>73600544
I have to disagree but sort of agree on one point. I think many presidents past McCarthy on both sides supported certain socialist policies like the implementation of universal health care, but never got around to it, and then in the past two or three decades, the republican party has taken an extremely hard right term..
Essentially I am agreeing but I think the shift came much later than McCarthy.... IDK what the recent shift was called, but the tea party was like the apex of it
>>73600607
why is toronto's flag so tacky? feels like a suburb of tucson or somehing
>>73600641
shitty flag desu
we do not need a big letter for a flag
kinda hate all mexican food besides chile relleno
Still want an Indian gf tbqh
>>73600607
>mentally cuck a canuck so much he can now tell the generic blue background + seal flags apart
rate this flag
>>73600669
hm it was adopted after i was born
toronto has no history
>>73600710
not as good as this
>>73600717
>this is what Trudeau and Wynne want you to believe
>he thinks this
Sad desu
I really like toronto
I ran out of New Deal posters
>>73600544
If income inequality increases in the US due to automation there will be riots until they implement UBI
>>73600699
I'm just a flag slut for uncle dam now.
>>73600710
I like it. I can't say it's super significant but I like it.
>>73600753
It's a hellhole
r8
>>73600744
toronto has no history, when was your most recent great fire? nothing is old in that city
t. montreal
I SHOULD'VE BEEN A COWBOY
I SHOULD'VE LEARNED TO ROPE AND RIDE
>>73600544
McCarthyism didn't do enough.
>>73600790
2005 or whenever that propane storage depot exploded
Eating a Haddock platter
if new hampshire was a lamp it would be new lampshire
>>73600816
i mean the fire in 1904 that razed downtown toronto except for the BMO building
73600841
frig off
>>73600841
how did you get past admissions
>>73600760
Really big fan of UBI. What's surprising is that many lolertarians also support the idea too.
>one of the nicest buildings in toronto was built with capital from montreal
makes me think
>>73600889
libertarians support it because it will keep the masses fed while capital continues to accumulate in the hands of a tiny elite
>>73600869
Sucked the dean's dick
Don't tell no one
another flagtism thread huh
>>73600945
>Montreal was relevant when it was an Anglo run city
Really encourages further contemplation...
>>73601003
Montreal is still relevant. We're the second most important city in Canada and Toronto only overtook us in population and GDP in the past 40 years
I hope China drops bombs on the west coast
>>73600999
nice digits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwoclChU5vs
>>73600945
>bank of Montreal
>largest office, as well as its president, chairman and executives are all in Toronto
REALLY makes you think
>>73601060
Yes since the 70s Toronto has been the economic capital of canada, your point? All its done is attracted 2 million pakistanis to the GT(H)A
>>73601054
ummm no haha how about let's not destroy my home before I get there
>>73601095
come home hapa man
chicanos remain in Pennsylvania
>>73601084
>Arab and nigger capital of Canada talking about minorities
Petition to rename Pennsylvania to Pennsylmania to make the state more exciting
>>73601109
and where da
>>73601133
there's no going back
I
cannot
be
stopped
>>73601054
why would china do that? they do a lot of sabre rattling in south china sea but they never actually initiate violence
canada, perhaps.jpg
Is happening for real this time
I'm getting pretty tired of all the letdowns
To all the Americans here, what is the best state to live in where the population is mostly (>80%) white? Not implying that I could ever move there, Trumpo will probably think I'm a moot
>>73601148
Greater montreal is 75% white and canada's whitest major city, quebec is 87% white and the most white major province
>>73600978
im telling the collegian straight away
all of 30 people will find out
>>73601200
Aren't you guys almost as big a drain on state taxes as the First Nations?
>>73601231
Quebec is the second largest economy in the canadian confederation
>>73601200
>If I include EVERY suburb nobody will notice I am 10% nigger and 10% Muslim
You have nearly twice the proportion of muslims to Toronto the shitskin Capital of Canada. REALLY makes you think.
Murder was the case, and they blamed me
>>73601261
>confederation
fucking barely
drumpf haha
>>73601177
any new england state for comfy rural living
Massachusetts if you like the suburbs (the entire state is suburbs of boston)
>>73601279
the city of montreal is 67% white, compared to toronto which is 50% white
>>73601286
ON GERMAN BLOOD AN CONSUMERISM
>>73601293
Mass becomes flat Vermont about halfway through
>>73601293
And yet you still have more Muslims than they do Mr. Achmed.
Can't wait to vote Keith Ellison in 2018 lads.
>>73601177
Oregon.
Im trying to build a tesla coil but all web tutorials are shit please help
>>73601327
Because the vast majority of our immigrants are francophone north africans
>>73601311
w-what happens when all of SF moves to portland, and oregon becomes cali :o
>>73601311
GREAT post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYnGUfIamo
>>73601177
MA unironically has like a billion portugese people in it, so you can hang out with them if ya like. Check out new bedford and the rest of the south shore.
>>73601327
>>73601348
Also you know most of the immigrants in greater toronto live outside of toronto right? In places like markham and mississauga
*vapes in your asshole*
>>73601331
>anti establishment democrats
ele mayo
>>73601385
>not Brampton
>>73601384
fuck the portuguese
I have better social skills than all of you
>>73601331
>not Bloomberg
>>73601355
they leave a year in after complaining everyday
wish dromfph would drop a moab on the 'sauga
>>73601434
Montreal has accumulated all its immigrants in the Montreal-Nord ghetto. Most of the people I see in metro carts are white. But if you go to montreal-nord, everyone is arab, haitian or desi
>>73601437
*unsheathes axe with PA-shaped blade*
do not besmirch the name of erica fontes
multnomah county
>>73600217
the older and wiser I get the more communism appeals to me
>>73601437
>Portugal flag that hates the Portuguese
Are you one of those Africans selling sunglasses on the corner I saw in Lisbon?
>>73600710
>>73600734
>>73600781
You think those are good? Check this amazing shit out!
>>73601497
>erica fontes
Poor taste
what are your plans tonight?
eat a pizza while watching the mariners
then maybe watch Sandy Wexler and listen to my friends radio show
>>73601519
>that flag
the west coast was a mistake
>>73601451
This.
I've heard Californians who say the trees make them feel claustrophobic.
>>73601451
are there really ditches of trash stretching for miles in some areas along the highways? that's pretty dope yo
>>73601442
Then why are you posting in 4chan on a friday?
>>73601510
He's an Angolan-"portuguese"
>>73601519
Best city flag in Canada coming thorugh
everything is pretty terrible
>>73601557
what
>>73601589
looks like a company logo
>>73601552
w-we are like brothers, you and I
>>73601510
no mate, I'm as white as they come, and exactly what you described, which is very common, is the exact reason I said what I said, those are the Portuguese of now, not worth my time desu
>>73601610
i disagree
>>73601622
uh nothing that's just what the people of le reddit say
>>73601552
that's dumb. I love trees
>>73601644
nope
>>73601569
because the day and night are still young
>>73601610
not terrible things:
me
you
ipods
short haired (but not too short) women
bucks county
fluffy cats
pusheen
me
remington 870s and revolvers except taurus
appendectomies
>>73601710
you're either taking too much medication or not enough
>>73601635
Why would you North America is any better? The same thing is happening here.
>>73601624
>LavaL is more than a company or city, it's a community looking to the future!
>>73601734
list continued:
leather boots
leather boots in a dark vaguely muted purple color
grilled cheese
water when it's not too high
g shock watches
socks that don't rip
>>73601744
Not in mostly countryside states, no one other than whites like those, so that's why
>>73601804
well most of america is rural so you can live a happy small town life quite easily.
trump is gonna cut down on work visas, but rural areas really need healthcare workers, so if you go into that you have a decent shot. you'll prob have to take some tests to carry your licence over.
>>73601856
>>73601802
you're wrong and also creepy
>>73601888
you are creepy
>>73601888
you are creepy
>>73601903
>>73601911
we have something in common
have pysanky picture
>>73601762
Thanks for the boner asshole
I'm the only real nigga in this thread.
>>73601888
list continued:
America like between the 50s-90s
America now if you have good job prospects
Attractive women that like you (not terrible, but also non-existent)
Winning the lottery
When your immune system does its job but doesn't spas out and kill you
Walther pistols I think
Paycheck day
Birdsong
Not getting hit by asteroids
so cucks county like g shock waches and reddit
sounds like a fag to me
>>73601961
but he also likes guns. and leather boots
>>73601977
the leather stuff seemed sexual and makes me uncomfortable
>>73599174
I know. Fuck Drumpf.
Greetings from /a/.
What do you guys do in here?
>>73601961
Well actually I broke my g shock watch by constantly nibbling on the band. Now I wear some rando digital watch I found on the ground
>>73601999
goodyear welt mf
you still buying dose $40 sneakers that wear out after 5 months LOL
/cum/ needs some new personalities to liven it up
>>73602016
talking about anime and suck each other's dicks
>>73602016
Shitpost
>>73602019
shoes i buy are usually around 120 CAD
a pair lasted 10 years, could have worn them longer but they were getting kind of nasty
My job is filled with incompetent dipshits and I'm getting closer to quitting every day
>>73602058
mass looks like an elephant truck hehe
>>73602016
talk about Fuck Drumpf
>>73602063
start looking for work now, even if its something else shitty with stupid people
Shout out to the west coaster of the day:
"UHHHH OHHH YEAH BABY SPIN THAT CYLINDER WATCH IT FIRE WITHOUT FAIL #NEVER #FUCKING #JAMS"
>>73602062
oh nice what brand
>>73602047
>>73602058
>>73602083
All great answers desu
>>73602019
what kind of boots do you have? I don't wear them much but I have some Boulet boots. flat toe of course
How am i supposed to respect bottom gays and women when they like to get fucked up the ass and used by those more powerful than them?
CANADA YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcqHRsZJjcs
>>73602105
Anime is actually very frowned upon by most here
Imagine owning a house like this in the middle of nowhere and being able to isolate yourself for months on end
>>73602102
i don't remember for the pair i mentioned, tossed them.
they were shoes designed for hiking, and the replacements are also for hiking. sporting stores that target camping crowds and etc usually have good shoes.
>>73602139
to expand on this, 3d asian qts is proper cum etiquette
>>73602115
I got some danners a while back but a huge hole appeared at the back so I'm just wearing my running sneakers.
was thinking of getting something expensive like a Trumans, but I think I'll get some brogues with sanders & sanders
boulet looks pretty good. how have they been holding up?
>>73602139
Just like real life.
>>73602157
my dream
with a dog, brewing my own beer and growing my own pot
Okay
Went back to my previous Windows 10 build(1607)
Creators Update is fine and all but it still needs a bit of polishing, like some of my programs weren't properly working or some icons weren't showing correctly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcqHRsZJjcs
explain yourself america
>>73602157
house is slightly too small for me. I wouldn't feel that safe. I don't want a huge house, just something like pic related
>>73602198
>how have they been holding up
pretty well. I haven't worn them much. I got them about a year and a half ago but they are more dressy so I pretty much wear them as dress shoes. they are western boots. or "cowboy" boots if that's what you prefer
>>73602285
i-is that a windoor?
>>73602281
Disgusting
>>73602281
I wonder how the rebel is doing after they put out that video attacking pol talking points, and pol got fucking pissed
>>73602296
what occasions do you wear cowboys to?
Drumpf didn't do anything embarrassing this week how disappointing
>>73602250
>look into that
>all those privacy violations
I just wanna scream
i just want to FUCK SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73602361
scream into a pillow
>>73602320
>I talk about safety
>I post a pic of a house with a windoor
yeah my house would not have that
>>73602375
you gotta fight the power
>>73602376
There's no point in screaming if you do it into a pillow.
Is this considered attractive in your city?
I WANT TO BREAK FREE
>>73602375
masturbate until nothing comes out anymore then you won't have that feeling anymore
however you will feel useless and shitty instead but hopefully also relaxed enough to sleep and not have to think about things in general for a few more hours
>>73602098
Why go through the hassle when I know every other place is going to be full of incompetent assholes anyway
This isn't my first job I've had this problem with, probably won't be the last. I don't want to sound like an edgy fuck but I'm starting to think a majority of people on this planet are actual dipshits.
I just want to cuddle with something :^(
>>73602360
Meh
I only updated to see how that game mode thingy was
I'll wait for bugs to get fixed then I'll update
>>73602413
No, we have good looking trannies.
is /int/ going to be unusable during easter?
>>73602457
If Americans just celebrated Easter like the rest of us, this would not have to happen.
Bush is a war criminal but liberals like him because he's not Dr*mpf
>>73602457
yes. it would honestly be less of a hassle to read up on christianity and adopt it as your religion, and then assimilate into your local church community by sunday than it would be to post on int during easter
cum won't exist
>>73602423
Pretty much this.
I'm certain that if I never starting masturbating, I would've raped somebody already.
>>73602447
game mode? is that something to do with compatibility issues with games in everything after win7?
>ywn live in ladd's addition
AAAAAAHHH
>>73602508
gandalf can't fit through hat door
>>73602358
well I got them originally because I was competing at FFA nationals and I needed to dress formally while walking through shit so I got a pair black boots. they look real dressy so I pretty much use them for all formal events now. once I saw my local senator and he was wearing boots and I thought it was the coolest thing
>>73602285
hm. that's pretty cool. not the kinda house I want though. I want a small house with a small on at least 5 acres
>>73602476
this is the dumbest meme in internet history, good memes have a hint of truth to them
>>73602479
is that post ironic? holy shit
>>73602540
>the Canadian can't comprehend humor
Ah yes
>>73602497
https://www.howtogeek.com/302717/what-is-game-mode-in-the-windows-10-creators-update/
>>73602479
some people live their lives like a protagonist from a john green novel
Ladd's Addition is perfect.
>>73599132
ay another one of my OCs makes it this far
>>73602545
even the most fiery of women cannot resist the soothing power of a good dad joke
>>73602534
I imagine that must be pretty obtainable in northern washington, you'd just need a rural job I assume
>>73602583
so yes
>>73602608
Do you have that youtube video where she's talking to herself like in some sort of roleplaying?
New thread
>>73602623
>>73602623
>>73602623
>>73602608
That's a cute boy. Probably gets all kinds of teenage pussy.
>>73602479
Something seems off about her face.
How are the Stanley Cup playoffs going? Are the leaf teams losing again?
>>73602692
down 0-1 to the caps
2 posts left
>>73602730
310
*buys all the good Canadian players*
BTFO once again