/asean/

>>73591925
wow what a slut

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>>73591925
No one should say the funny word.

>>73591925
Dont sexualize Mash

She's for patting and tendor loving

>>73591925
This little slut is asking for it

>>73598446
Delet this
>tfw no Mash dlc for fate extella

>>73591068
>>73591959
>Last thread wasn't actually hit the bump limit
Damn. Just how many posts got deleted by mods?

>>73599636
They never removed anything. It's just some dumb Macuck poster trying to play the victim by intentionally deleting his own posts.

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>>73598610
She got her own game

why do asians make the best traps

>>73601998
because they are cute boys

>>73600092
>falseflag as Michlan without Tomo avatarfagging
Whew. I still fucking hate the orignal Michlan though.

woke up too early

persona 5

tikooooo fankuiiiiii babu klen

So what are your weekend plans? Mine is sit at home all day.

>>73604315
hang out in /asean/ with all of you

Kek without michlan the redditor will proceeds to ERP with other asean weebs

Such is life of a yellow

>>73604315
smogo, drink and play purseowner

>>73603191
He was caught using an Indo proxy from last time as well. The faggot also even pretends to be the French animu poster from time to time.

>>73604493
>muh yellow
>implying that was michlan
Here's your (you).

>>73604315
Like any other day I suppose.

>>73604493
>not knowing the erp faggot is actually the pro marcocuck form masbate

yuck, new fag

TIKO IS NOT RACIST YOU RACIST PRIBUMI

>>73604800
Yellow wants to pay michlan a good sum of money to keep posting anti marcos sentiments kek

>>73605069
>muh yellow
Here's another (you). Since you liked it so much.

>>73604315
Grill some lamb, I'm tired of eating fish all week.
Maybe go watch a movie, is Ghost in the shell any good?

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>>73604988
It's hilarious on its way.

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>>73572665
>1953
>grandad is a known womaniser
>my grandad works in Malawi as an administrator, ruling over black workers for little to no wage
>while there, he impregnated some black woman, ended having two children
>one of the kids was called "Phillip" as in made in Philippines as a joke
>Philip would later die from some disease, but her sister still lives, we lost contact after that
>1996
>grandma gets approached by some chick with a child at church
>say's its grandad's child, mother wants to abandon her
>grandma pissed at grandad, but could not just ignore the child being abandoned
>grandma would take of this child
>he would later ask my mum (the most financially successful of her children) to take care of her when she dies
>grandma and grandad dies
>mum takes over the mantle of responsibility
>grandad's bastard child now graduating university

>2017
>stuck in a chink rice quota board full of politicshit and NEETs

Tiko?

>>73605069
>keep posting anti marcos sentiments

that something that should be mandatory for every flip at this point to be honset

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Why is this hack making smut music videos instead of finishing Evangelion?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKtUpuzGWr4

>>73605411
Eva finishing is as likely as ending HunterXHunter or Berserk now that he moved to godzilla.

>>73605132
It's a decent movie

>>73605642
We're going to get 4.0 soon. He was just too busy with Godzilla. R-right g-guys?

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>>73605742
>>73605642
I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH THESE ARTIST MAKING GOOD STORY AND NOT FINISHING IT. REMEMBER CLAYMORE, EVANGELION, BERSERK, D.GRAYMAN AND VINLAND SAGA?

more like sillypenis mirite

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>>73605742
>>73605837
You can't escape THE BOAT.
Except for maybe Space Battleship Yamato.
Also Claymore ended.

>>73605411
Eva did finish, you just couldn't accept it.

>>73605935
>claymore ended
hol up..

>>73605993
Yeah,Anno even delivered the message that there is nothing wrong with running away.

We all returns to nothing.

>>73604315
distributing easter toads

>>73606262
pls gib oil

>>73604315
Smoke meth.
Dont tell Dutiti pls.

how many fillipinos here own guns
tell me bout your gun laws

>>73605778
I think he got trigger and went ape when someone ask about michlan's anti marcos

I think baguiofag was false flagging as michlan at that time

>>73607245
I think my dad has one but keeps it hidden in a safe or something, and I've never actually seen it. My grandfather has (or had?) one dating back to his days as a guerilla. Gun laws here are quite strict and you need to pass very stressful background and psychological tests every two years to be licensed. My dad spend a whole day for his tests, for example.

>>73607301
I heard you have a lot of illegal guns though.

>>73607301
wow, you family rich?

>>73607301
I see you a lot on /a/. Have you been to Japan? What do you think of the Filipinos moving there?

>>73607506
>Have you been to Japan?
Yes, thrice (or five times if you include stopovers)

>What do you think of the Filipinos moving there?
Nice people, able to adapt to Japanese society well. During my first trip to Japan my family stayed with a nun who was an ex-colleague of one of my grandmothers, and she was quite fluent in Japanese and served as an interpreter. Filipinos are a fairly large minority in Japan, and many have married Japanese natives.

>>73607459
Yes, that's one of our main problems. Apparently they come through Mindanao or something like that.

>>73607477
Both of my parents are physicians and my dad is the hospital administrator of a local hospital, so while I can't say we're rich, we're middle-class at least.

>>73607222
>more yellow
More (You)s, you (You) slut.

Iam a tagalog and i live in the slums

>>73607589
how do you internet

>>73607477
You don't need to be rich to own guns. My grandpa has a shotgun and carries a handgun whenever he goes to town. Of course he has a license for them.

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I thought I was going to change and go for a jog today. Instead I spent the night with vidya and sleeping at 5am.
>I feel bad now

Axis > Eris

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>>73607684
we tagalogs have these pisonet. we pay one peso to access the internet

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This is your virgin dragon for tonight.

phillippines is one of the biggest weeb countries tbqh

>>73607825
I can't disagree. I've seen a hardcore looking motherfucker talk about idol shit.

>>73607825
And yet we still don't have AFA when arguably we could afford it. At the very least we could support an event of that scale, given how the demographics of anime fans here aren't that different from, say, Malaysia.

>>73607301
did you get p5

>>73607897
No, I don't have a PS4. My cousin has one though and he bought it.

Why the sudden influx of pinoys? It was peaceful until last night.

>>73607921
baguiofag or the pro dutdut marcos shills got triggered again >>73607252

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>bored with gf
>tries to break up
>she refuses
what a bitch

>>73607968
why do you need to break up with your own hand ?

>>73607968
post pic lah, cakap banyak buat ape

>>73607968
just ghost her la
>no calls
>no texts
>no dates

>>73607968
>gf
Lying is wrong, anon.

>>73608008
nah
>>73608020
i've tried it once
she's persistent

>>73608003
>>73608034
sorry, kissless virgins need not to reply to my posts

>someone posted about army vs police training in jewtube
>hoped people would be angry at how army is trained
>it's backfired and people talks shit about police instead
kek

>>73607574
what's your sexuality

>>73600659
I know

But sadly i cant into nip

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Ohayou /asean/

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Thunder

It feels like it was just yesterday that I started college. Can't believe I'm almost done with my 1st semester. Has it really been 4months?

The time has come.

to suck some dick?

>>73608688
So in Malaysia the odd numbered semesters began in January?

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>>73608743
Yep. The only downside for me is I only get 2weeks sem break
>implying i'll ever do anything productive in those 2weeks
I don't know maybe I'll get a job or something.

>>73608820
Wew, back in my university we got one full month for semester break in January and two months for the next semester break in July.

>>73608688
Private college or diploma?

>>73608868
>2months
what do you even do in those 2months?

>>73608881
>private college or diploma
yes. dip in culinary arts. RM26000 for the whole thing but ptptn pays for half of it.

>>73608904
>what do you even do in those 2months?
Being a fucking NEET.
Well, it was during the Ramadhan so I just sleep all day and watch games and play anime. Can't do it no more because job and shit.

>>73608688
I wish I was in the first semester of Uni again.

>>73608952
>Ramadan
This reminds me, I think it's in a couple of months.

>>73608985
I get ya
>Only 2days of classes per week
>5days to NEET it out
heaven sia...

>>73608868
I get 1 month for semester break in January, and 3 months for semester break in July. It's literally from June to August, so kind of like Summer holiday.

>>73608985
I wish I was in special sem again, one 3 hour class a week and freedom for the rest of the week.

>>73608688
get laid in college
trust me you dont want to fuck your coworkers and look at them the same

>>73608179
>backfired
The fucking point of that video is to make Police looks BAD & PUSSY.
You do aware that Police is Indog public enemy right?

Anyway those people are not army though. Those people are actually Menwa.

>>73609152
>the dtf are either Indians or Chinese
>only a few Indians look tolerable
>the Chinese just don't mingle with anyone else
time to get /fit/ and hatefuck every race

>2017
>Shout "I AM PROUD TO BE A NATIVE (SAYA BANGGA JADI PRIBUMI)" in public
>get called and labeled as a racist

>>73608179
becasue TNI bersama rakjat

>>73608082
Is your gf nice?

>>73609680
Tiko

>>73608179
link

>>73609680
Bobo

Iam a Bisaya and i live in the slums and eat pagpag

>Wanna binge eating chicken so bad today
>Decide to make 1 kg worth of chicken katsu all by myself
>Can't even finish half of it because I'm already full (Even I've already gave quarter of it to my sister before)
WELP.
I overestimate myself.

>>73609852
Tiko

>>73609852
Proof that you can't ever be a true Asian.

>>73609794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGQ1DLKiacA

>>73609174
That channel is literally libtard, and libtard loves police.

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sex

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>>73607245
>tell me bout your gun laws
It's shit now.

Too much greasing, unnecessary bureaucracy and long waiting times.

They banned full autos too which is sad.

Even getting a pistol or shotty is hard as fuck now legally.

>>73609152
>trust me you dont want to fuck your coworkers and look at them the same
Only if you see them everyday but if you work in a different department or floor its okay.

The chances of post-working hours kinky times also increases exponentially.

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>>73610591
b-bersetubuh

>>73610758
You want?

>>73610793
Girl can't love girl!

>>73610843
Yes we can

The only province in Vietnam where Muong people is the majority.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hòa_Bình_Province

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Sup /b/. How can I get some easy pussy?

>>73611053
How many of them still live in bamboo houses?

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>>73595507
Aqua is NOT a virgin

>>73610715
might as well buy one illegally

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>>73603962

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hello /sea/ how r u?

I have RM40 in my wallet right now. Should I start smoking and drinking to fill the void inside?
>Agnostic Malay btw

>>73611930
I think you should go to the masjid la

>>73611915
>the last thing you see before she gouges your eyes with her heels
>the last thing you see before she proceeds to stick the heel into your anus
>the last thing you see before you feel life slipping away from you as she stomps all over you
Hhnnnggg

>>73611930
Rent out a tagalog whore dincr theyre the cheapest there is if you can tolerate the ugliness.

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why is /asean/ so lewd?

>>73611887
Too risky especially now that popos have become the judge, jury and executioner.

>>73611987
litlle cute asian fuccbois

>>73611987
Meh, it can be lewder than this.

>>73611659
Many, Kinhs live in this kind of house too, especially in rural areas.

>>73611939
but anon I've been looking into Christ.
>idk why it's just I feel close to christianity than islam

>>73611927
i feel like i need to sleep a long sleep.
>not suicide, just.. taking a break from the world.

>>73611986
i have no experience with whores. should I get the milf or the loli?

>>73612043
pls expose dicku~

>>73612013
Just gotta hide the heaters. Anywahs I assume the laws don't apply to the wealthy and they can armaments much easier?

>>73612043
M-more...

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>>73612059
Tagalog loli is very cheap.

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>>73611930
Bisaya whores are the cheapest and the sluttiest juts put a bag on her head

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I just wanted to say hello to my Indonesian friend thanks

>>73612175
he-hello onee sama

>>73612043
I would suck his dick and lick him all over like a cat

>>73612107
>>73612159
I talk and talk but I know I'll never go through with it
>i honestly don't want sex

Would you fuck 2D pussies with non-contagious rashes?

>>73612201
It easy theres now a cheap flight form Malaysia directly to cebu

the whores there will be all over you


we call them burikat

>>73612175
Hello meneer.

I just saw a fedora wearer at pasar malam

Fuck me
What the fuck is wrong with the heat today

>>73611930
>agnostic
Merapu berangan jenin je keje

If you're a Malay then your brain is hard wired to accept Islam. Denying this is the cause of all the depression that you've been having.

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Your opinion about my favourite touhou?

>>73612439
Hell is nearer than you thought. Repent.

>>73612439
>God's punishment

>>73612456
>>73612488
>accept Islam
I did. Shi'isme. Practiced it for a year then got caught by my school's disciplinary board and went through re-education by teachers and parents. After that, I just sort of feel... estranged from religion.
>nak masuk balik tapi malas nak buat ritual bagai

>>73612501
Touhou is not popular in SEA. Poland can into space but SEA cannot into Touhou.

>>73612401
gamber?

it is raining hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIZN40MmNp4

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>>73612671
That sucks senpai desu

>>73612501
lazy as fuck
NEET
probably smelly

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>>73612768
just like me ;_;
;_;

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>>73611987
repressed sexuality

describe girls you know, anons just picture them in their minds (draw if you got the skills my dude)
>Chinese-Indian
>5'2"
>school gymnast
>b-cups with 10/10 ass
>cute smile
>shoulder-length hair

>>73612913
hhhmmm

>>73613001
>Girl
>cute
>would protect

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>>73612913
Duality of a man, son.

>>73613001
Underage please go

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>>73613057
An autist's confession: when I first saw her I set it in my heart to protect her from harm
>plot twist: she protected and helped me through high school

>>73613127
>just trying to remember my high school sweetheart
>ywn experience young love again

Malaysia, why is Keluangman still a thing?

>tfw no oneitis

>>73611987
You can't beat /mena/

>>73612622
underage detected

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>tfw no loli imouto

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>>73613440
you twisted fuck

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> tfw have otouto to cuddle with

>>73613346
What's wrong with Keluangman?
Its from the maker of Usop Sontorian after all.

>>>/a/155895388

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>>73613346
Are you a heretic by any chance?

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hi im indonesian

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B-blacked T_T

>>73613515
Yes my little imotou do. I always hide her ipad under the couch and make her get it.

>>73613643
hi indonesian, I'm anonymous

>>73613671
hi anonymous

>>73613643
wallow harder

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>>73613658
FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>73613669
>my little little sister

>>73613746
he had two imouto?

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>>73613669
enjoying the view?

>>73613539
>>73613484
>implied rape in this episode
wew

>>73612058
>especially in rural areas.
Isn't maintenance tedious? What about electrical wiring and termite problems?

>blatanty stealing CN's Blu and switching him to Yello
BANANANA!!!

>>73613669
Hot

>>73613669
>imouto likes to hide stuff
Ffs really annoying when it beyond my reach.

>>73612059
>idk why it's just I feel close to christianity than islam
Because it's easier to practice? No 5 prayers, can drink, etc. Because in terms of faith and good values, outside of the Trinity thing they're about the same.

>>73614496
They are different

This Saturday night seems to be emptier than usual. Did you guys finally got girlfriends?

>>73615350
>girlfriends?

No

>>73615329
Same Abrahamic core beliefs and values.

>>73615350
>kena kerja
just got home and had dinner, now gonna shower and watch Taboo

>>73614496
I still don't know the appeal but I just like it you know? Not sure which branch I'll follow but I like Eastern Orthodoxy more.

>>73615418
It feels like home but way different. Feels like I belong, ya dig?

>>73615418
They are different. There isn't some cosmic story of God trying to redeem and save Creation in Islam, or at least none that I know off.

And there's certainly no element of Baptism or a consumption of God himself in the forms of bread and wine

>>73615602
At least there's no foreskin cutting ritual in Christian unlike Judaism or Islam.

>>73615683
There is if you are Ethiopian Orthodox but the rest don't practice circumcision

>>73615717
Do they also do the practice of clitoris mutilation?

>>73615784
Not that I know of. But they do claim to have the Ark of the Covenant

cucktolhic gf best gf

>>73615807
>Ark of the Covenant
What? So Indy didn't actually retrieve it from the clutches of Natzies? And somehow now it belongs to the hands of Putin?

>>73615884
Wait, it's ETHIOPIAN Orthodox, not Eastern Orthodox.

>>73615884
The Ethiopian Orthodox are not Russians. So it is with a bunch of niggers now if they are right

>>73615931
Yeah yeah, Ethiopians got the holy artifact. You must be shitting me.

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>>73613658
>>73613736
>bracked
btfo gook lovers

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fuck, fuck, my parents begins to force me to get a job.
i still dont wanna leave my comfy NEET life

>time to go and find a girlfriend
wish they'd stop bothering me

>>73616021
This isn't a first world country where your parents are rich enough to endure the burden of a NEET son. Unless your dad is Hairy Tanoesoedibjo.

>>73616021
Why not you work for me? Only need to do one thing......

>>73616004
No one knows at this point until they show it to public one day

>>73615602
I said beliefs, specifically the belief in the one true God, the afterlife, angels and devils, creationism (although not the 6000 years part), etc.

>>73616102
>Hary Tanoesoedibjo (Chinese: 陳明立; pinyin: Chén Mínglì)
Hmm

>>73616021
Come here and work construction

>>73616080
Good luck, Phillip!

>>73615717
So why are Americans mostly circumcised?

>>73616106
Where did you get this info anyway?
>inb4 Alex Jones told me this

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Here's the sample of the ASEAN fanfic I'm writing. It is only the beginning of the first chapter though, probably won't finish it for today since it's going to be semi-long.

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>>73612913
>>73613100
based Freud though
>sniffs cocaine
>fucks his female patients
>thinks women likes to get fucked because they're envy of men having dicks
>created psychoanalysis
>taught Princess Marie Bonaparte, which had the greatest banter with the future French President during Queen Elizabeth's coronation
>"Bored with the pageantry, Marie offered a sampling of the psychoanalytic method to the gentleman seated next to her, the future French president François Mitterrand. Mitterrand obliged Marie, and the couple barely witnessed the pomp and ceremony, finding their own dialogue far more interesting"

>>73616147
Baptism, Christocentrism and the Eucharist are part of Christian belief and practice

>>73616217
That I don't know. I am not circumsized though

>>73616219
Google it

>>73616009
>sandrina michelle skornicky
>obvious mudslamic name
>gook
wat

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>>73616316
>inb4 not going for a TOTAL ride

hoooo

>>73616342
Yes, he might be the father of psycho analysis. And his thesis about 3 aspects of psyche is still relevant as of this day. But this is the same man who argued that female orgasm is a symptom of madness and the cure is by removing the uterus.

>>73616680
>>73616342

is he retarded? what was his IQ anw?

>>73616743
He was an introvert person, but he sniffed way to much cocaine. He actually recommended cocaine to his patients as a fucking medicine to any kinds of sickness. Which is why he got all philosophical and semi-crazy.

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>>73616346
>I am not circumsized though
Because yours is too short?

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>>73616743
tb.f this was the pioneering days of psychology. This was when they started to be fascinated with the mind and back then, this was the only viable explanation.

It's the same with criminology, we started looking at common features of criminals in Italy to identify which people are criminal. We also looked at the shapes and sizes of people's head to identify criminals (phrenology).

>>73616217
got memed by the jew, just like the circumcised pinoy's got memed by american

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>>73616534
>dat manga
IT'S NOT NICE BEING TEASED

>>73616316
Wew, if it is a narrative text then you should write it in past tense.
Also, write it in Ms Word, it can help you in case of grammatical errors and typos.

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>>73617041
>>73616346
>there are pisot (people who are uncircumcised and not considered men by Filipino society) ITT

>>73617103
Right, apply cold water to your memed area

>>73616932
I am not small

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>>73617080
Currently fixing errors from the beginning. Here's a new sample.

>>73616984
Phrenology was a pseudo-scientific method, it's the same with Eugenics.

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rate my gf

>>73617351
You wish that was your girlfriend.

>>73617261
What app did you use to write?
[spoiler]I'm serious about using Ms Word.[/spoiler]

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>>73617374
this is my real gf, rate

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Why didn't she do any Jav?

I'm bored of Gravure.

>>73617387
I only write through Wordpad but I feel like MS Word is like a paid software that I don't use anymore like it was last decade.

>>73617466
You can do better than her lad.

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Here's what I got.

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>>73617499
because i forbade her as being my concubine

>>73617500
>>73617543
Well, I pirated it.

Seriously, find any free writing software, it is very helpful to have an auto-correct when you write something.

>>73616213
thanks,but I have no game
my little brother has more game than me and he's 12

hi asean.

I don't think anyone remember my identity, but I'm going to let go

this Faisal the imouto guy

>>73617648
I don't want to download anything either way (my computer is aged 4 years old) since we don't have much money to pay Microsoft Word even though we have an antivirus software installed but I'll keep writing on Wordpad, thank you very much.

is Summer day's loli route still kept intact ?

>>73617923
Just write it.

>>73617923
Well then, just make sure that you do revise it for any errors. You did good.

>>73613658
me on the right

>tfw blonde dye

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>>73618070
>>73618118
Thanks. This is the last sample I could give for now.

>>73618203
cliche amnesia ridden mc plot / harem

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>>73618203
Make sure that Indonesia has huge bosom. Like, really HUGE!

>>73618203
make trannyland the trap

>>73618320
Yeah I admit that the beginning is a bit clichéd but I'm trying to make the behaviours of the characters more realistic than initially thought.

>>73618423
>>73618430
>Brunei
Nadeshiko born in a wealthy Islamic family. Wears a Baju kurung with a elaboratedly warped scarf.
>Cambodia
The ditzy dojikko with fucked up past. Wears a Sampot done in a scantily way in that it will expose her belly, covered by a transparent bodily veil.
>Indonesia
Cheerful albeit clumsy oneesama figure. Wears a Kain batik but with her ruffled, assymetric skirt descending to knees.
>Laos
Vietnam's kuudere sidekick. Wears a fusion futuristic outfit combining elements of tracksuit and military motif of Lao People's Army.
>Malaysia
Aloof yet bright-minded tsundere. Wears a F1 racing suit with a zipper descending up to the beginning of her chest, almost exposing her cleavage.
>Myanmar
The aloof and overemotional dandere. Wears a Longi with classy accessories.
>Philippines
A genki tomboy who does things with high energy. Wears a old-fashioned pilot suit and a giant robot. This is a reference to Voltes V.
>Singapore
Snotty and arrogant ojousama. Wears a race queen outfit with her sleeveless cropped jacket, sleeveless cropped top almost shaped like a brassiere short pencil miniskirt with laced sides exposing her high thighs in a manner like a qipao and thighboots.
>Thailand
Bisexual bokukko who loves to tease everyone. Wears a slightly skimpy Sbai with lots of royal accessories.
>Timor Leste
Chibi imouto. Wears a Tais with short sleaves and short shorts.
>Vietnam
Bespectacled kamidere with a sadistic side. Wears an Ao dai and a strawhat.

In terms of height (from tall to small):
Indonesia>Brunei>Malaysia>Singapore>Vietnam>Philippines>Myanmar>Laos>Thailand>Cambodia
In terms of busts (from largest to smallest):
Indonesia>Malaysia>Brunei>Philippines>Vietnam>Singapore>Myanmar>Laos>Cambodia>Thailand

>>73618463
>Timor Leste
make this a loli-ghost

>>73618463
>this autism
time for an appointment with nearest therapist

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Welp, I'm having my last snack and my last coffee ever. Sleep by 10 and then go jogging tomorrow. I wanna get out of this puddle of self-pity and I really wanna turn my life around /asean/
>Wish me luck!

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>>73618463
Yes! Marry me Indo-chan!

>>73618597
autism is normal ..

>>73618601
Stop eating rice
Stop eating santan
Start boiling/steaming your food

>>73618601
See you tomorrow.

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>>73618614
> Indo-chan literally a giantess

Oh my

>>73618552
>>73618597
Don't worry, I'm only trying to make it half-serious battle harem with historical meta parody that poke fun at historical events in Southeast Asia (especially the modern ones). The personalities of the girls are only vaguely similar to their real-life history counterparts and are more likely to behave like fictitious anime characters with a touch of realistic behaviour if it helps.

>>73618632
I think my Asperger Syndrome has good effects.
Autism is business on 4chan.

>>73618664
>rice and santan
Mom buys lunch from those roadside stalls so now have to figure out an alternative
>start boiling/steaming
Guess I've gotta start looking for recipes. Cheers m8.

>>73618669
See ya, kawan

>>73618463
Good I guess.

>>73618601
just drink lots and lots of water + milk and a classic music in the morning anon.

>>73618463
>snotty
>arrogant
>ojousama
wtf i love Singapore now

>>73618921
For easy access to you guys wanting to read it, I'll also post on pastebin like most 4chan fanfics are.

>>73618760
B-but Timor timur is just a meme, spirit-loli fits it more imo

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Here's the appearance of the aforementioned countries.

>>73619075
>spirit-loli
I don't understand this joke.
I originally planned to make an independent East Timor looks like a normal human in appearance.

>>73619086
why dont you work or something, get a hobby, dont waste time with us and 4chan.

>>73618978
>water und milk
Water is alright since I have coway's water purifier. Can't into milk because lactose intolerant.
>classic music
I only know Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture, what else you got?

>>73619149
Anon, you know what happens when you hinder an artist? You get Hitler.

>>73619149
>why dont you work or something
I don't go to school past troisième in middle school mainly because of bullying by some male comrades. I currently work as a student in a educational center for autists and do get along with my newly-found friends pretty well (I miss my elementary school friends already).

My favorite hobby is anime and manga and I often tend to visit anime-related websites and watch the series pretty often.

>>73619206
Hitler had more influences from WW1 as a soldier than being a failed artist. He inhaled chlorine gases and took too much military grade methamphetamine

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>>73617042
>>73617103
karakai is healing

>>73619155
Not him but here are some of my favs.
Bach - Air on the G String
Bach - Toccata and Fugue in D minor
Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata
Beethoven - Symphony No. 9
Bizet - Carmen Suite - Overture
Brahms - Hungarian Dance No. 5
Carl Orff - O Fortuna - Carmina Burana
Chopin - Grand Valse Brillante
Handel - Sarabande
Johann Strauss II - Die Fledermaus Overture
Liszt - Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2
Mozart - Requiem - Dies Irae
Pachelbel - Canon in D
Strauss - Also sprach Zarathustra
Strauss - Blue Danube Waltz
Tchaikovsky - Swan Lake Waltz
Tchaikovsky - Waltz of the Flowers
Verdi - Requiem Prologue - Dies Irae
Vivaldi - Four Seasons
Wagner - The ride of the Valkyries

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>>73619140
Since there is literally nothing there and situation there depressing enough

>>73619155
i don't really know anon, since it differs with taste but those jap classics sometimes hit pretty good.

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>>73619382
>No Scheherazade

>>73619382
I am snoob as fuck so I just enjoy few modern classical like Steve Reich.

>>73619382
capped, thanks mate.

>>73619420
nah, I listen to anything. From Jazz to Black Metal to American Folk to Gamelan. As long as it fits my mood, I'm in.

>>73619382
>those baby 1st classics

>>73619612
All of them are really popular, you must have heard some of them. Check the composers for more works btw.

>>73619612
>As long as it fits my mood

the trick is how you stir those mood to your advantage since it's directly affects your judgement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UsI9CXHm6o

i like this channel for instance

>>73618463
But the Malaysia GP ends this year.

>"the Jedi must end"
>btfo Jedi and Sith
Grey force users all the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ&spfreload=5

>>73619886
Yeah I know that but doesn't stop from making Malaysia dress like it since GP used to play an inalienable part of Malaysia.

>>73619960
>inalienable
I learned a new word today

>>73619382
Funny you'd mention classical music, my great granduncle (cousin of my great grandmother) was a famous composer here. The CCP Main Theater and the UP College of Music are named after him.

>>73617185
>>73618463
>Indon
>clumsy oneesama
>singapore
>ojousama
Muh dick

>>73620001
Peculiar, what song did he compose? Any samples?

>>73620068
On my phone right now so I can't link YT links, but you can look up "Mutya ng Pasig" and "Nasaan ka Irog". He also composes UP's school hymn.

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i went to all my prayers today

>be me
>sleep in Aunties house
>calls me to pray everytime
>can't hide in Mamak cause my cousins snitch
>tfw become devout
>tfw actually fell for me deceiving myself

i think im muslim

alhamdulilah

>>73620240
please be a man MKL, you had a good rising and good family reputation to protect.

From the latest description of my fanfic:
"Indonesia has a lush, straight long black hair wrapped into a low ponytail tied with a ribbon descending up to mid-chest from behind; her strands are separated to make some space to her forehead. She has reddish brown eyes that half-reflects the red color of her flag. Her outfit is of a patterned kain batik bearing colors of the country but with her ruffled, assymetric sarong skirt descending to knees. Her barefooted sandals have semi-short length that ascends up midway to her legs and are made of batik material.

The mature-looking young woman has busty but not too large chest size and bears a slightly brown skin scented of indian summer. Her personality is described as a big sister figure with cheerful and confident personality, but can be airheaded and clumsy at times as if she spilled her spaghetti over minor things."

>>73619765
I know a few already but lots more I didn't know, thanks!

>>73619781
Haha, I'm Bipolar so I think it's easier for me to find songs that fit

How can you describe the individual ASEANs with blood type?

>>73620436
Syukur Alhamdulillah. What's next in your plan? Marry a niqabi wife and have 8 kids?

>>73620572
Just make some shit up like our blood is oil or some shit.

>>73620589
marry 8 niqabi kids

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>>73620436
inshallah, that's the power of Islam brother

>>73620589
one can only hope

i will try to ask mum for a cousin to marry as their biological clock ticking

i can't get with a sow higher than 10

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>>73620677
we need to pray the friday together sometime

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what is best pet and why is it birbs?

>calls himself a devout muslim
>refuse to join his brother war at Syria
>proceed to lurk in cambodian weaving imageboard fapping to 2D porn

>>73620881
They seem fun

>>>/wsg/1627194
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491437131252.webm

Mami, make a new thread so we can discuss /asean/ stuff again!

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>>73620969
im not dying for an Arab cause sorry

but instead i will wave Allah's flag in Kaffir heartland inshallah

>>73621050
Did you just call Malaysia a kaffir heartland?

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>>73620881
>be me
>be young
>grandmother gives my sister a pigeon as a pet
>decide to carry around the pigeon outside my house
>neighbor has a dickhead aggressive dog
>neighbor's dog sees pigeon
>decides to run towards me
>ShittingMyself.jpg
>dog bites the pigeon and runs away to neighbor's land
>proceeds to rip the pigeon to shreds
>pigeon feathers flying everywhere covered in blood
>me crying and screaming because I though I was going to die
to this day I still hate dogs and would not mind gassing them

>>73621332
oh shit nigga why would dogs eat pigeon?

cat going for birb would be more normal desu

>>73621119
no i was talking about Germany

baka