/brit/

need a bf

phil tufnell is an annoying prick.

great post

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cara

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kay-on

This here is a fantastic opening to a Japanese cartoon series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUzNLayMrJk

And I said what about breakfast at Tiffany's

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Ireland > England

Would like to see London wiped off the map.

Did a wank at work ahahahahahaha

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bought these at the local polski. gona open one now and try it out

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chebs

Life hack: maintain a reasonable tan at all times

>>73588986
alternate opinion: wouldn't mind if Ireland and Britain were wiped off the map as long as I got to preserve London and live in it.

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just posting a pic of my gf if nobody minds

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anime

>>73589008
I still don't know if this is a drink or actually coolant

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>>73588917
hey

>>73589047
Seems *almost* attainable

I
LIKE
POLISH
PEOPLE

>>73588932
would neck pints of her weewee

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anime? eat this!

>>73589095
in poland

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>When Jon says "Oh fuck off" to Derek Draper

[imtating 'Xtal' by Aphex Twin]
da da daaa, da da da, da daaaaa

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>>73589047
NEED A JEWISH GF

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wew

Snogged a fit as fuck ladyboy while I was out with Thailad two nights ago

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>$314 MILLION to kill three dozen terrorists

hmmmm

Well we all want something beautiful
Man I wish I was beautiful

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>>73588932
>be woman
>attend random red-carpet event with huge media presence
>stand in place
>turn around to let them get a view of your arse
>stand in place
>turn back around
>head to event
>later that night complain about the media objectifying you

>>73589047
LITERALLY saw a girl with glasses like hers on the train the other day.

>>73588986
t.Collin o`shea

>>73589081
REALLY not happy that you're posting my picture you weirdo
please do not do it in future

>>73588912
think it was actually a chapter in the psychopath test actually

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Fact: all of the qts in America come from Ireland, Scotland and Welshland

>>73589182
Great story

>>73589203
im not a degenerate so i have no idea whether thats impressive or not

>>73589196
alri beta cuck lad

>>73589203
woah hey this is making me nausous. anyway george bush did 9/11 and lizards control the white house PEACE

>>73589213
>gif
fuck off

>>73589178
does she do that?

Why would you wear a dress like that and then do that lmao

>>73589145
thats a long gif

>>73589219
There's more to it, you just didn't let me finish

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>>73589124
...no

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>>73589128
Are you the real Thailad or one of the imposters? I have an important request.

>>73588937
very good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8muiDhiRb_M

Eat a curry every single night.

Tonight it's Co-op brand Hot Karahi from their Irresistible range.

>>73589203
wowwwww drugs dude legalise it all dude.man its natural bro........

*brain explodes whilst having stroke*
dude im tellin ya the elites are controllin us

i've literally never seen a picture of a person wearing a hillary t shirt bloodied and bruised but you see shitloads of them for trump supporters, but somehow trump supporters were the violent ones

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>>73589213

>>73589145
was chopping down a tree recently, hard fucking work

>>73589132
Shabbat Shalom mayn fraynd

>>73589277
I'm not sorry

>>73589297
giggled

>>73589203
kill all druggies

doing a relax while the gf makes dinner
VERY based

>>73588937
>>73589289
Shan't ever comprehend anime, nor the specimens who watch it.

>>73589277
I wank on the reg to a giant Squid Girl eating little people

Call me a degenerate, I don't care

>>73589233
it is

>>73589354
Another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals?

Still find myself wishing the towers would stay up so all those people would survive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft2uIYucsXo

>>73589338
source on this being the MOAB please???

>>73589381
nah some rando chinese stuff

>http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/04/12/ukip-voters-most-supportive-of-bestiality/

Ah yes, traditional values kippers.

>people love morgan freeman
didn't he marry his step-daughter or some shit haha

>>73589338
talk shit get hit

>>73589362
you're a paedophile

>>73589393
idk i saw the webm labelled as MOAB afghanistan in a thread on /pol/ about the moab

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>>73589047

>>73589362
do you want to be eaten by squid girl?

Kinda want the U.K.'s economy to collapse. No more immigrants.

i've got a red adidas tracksuit like stormzy in the shut up video

>>73589414
that was woody harrelson

might teach english in Thai Nguyen

Those Tom Hardy ads are great eh

>>73589412
idk where this idea comes from that the working class is somehow socially conservative

pure media bollocks and i suspect middle class projection

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>actually reading pinknews

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shes fit but shes a nutcase

>>73589359
its like any other tv show but someone drew it

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i dont even like rorkes anyway

>>73589521
disgusting 2bh

nerd queen

>>73589521
>shes fit
hmmmmmm

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but i do like my jewish muslim women, dont like christian women though unless theyre black or asian

>>73589443
You are a paedophile
>>73589414
you are a nonce
>>73589379
you're a perv
>>73589362
you're a slot badger
>>73589354
you're a two pin din plug
>>73589196
you're a bush dodger
>>73589182
you're a small bean regarder
>>73589146
you're an unabummer
>>73589132
you're a nut administrator
>>73589122
you're a bent ref
>>73589059
you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown
>>73589010
you're a fence foal
>>73588935
you're a free willy
>>73588932
you're a chimney bottler
>>73588923
you're a bunty man
>>73588917
you're a shrub rocketeer

>>73589521
best she doesn't shave or wash her fanny

>>73589580
>>73589545
>>73589521
who is this sperm urn

>>73589589
all me

>>73589592
good lass

>>73589589
NOT true

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>>73589589
Because I'm CIA. I'm Central. I'm Intelligence. I'm Agency. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. I'm that arsetta bandit. I call Ittin. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. I grab the prize with Maimen. I power stand at the other side of the plane. I am Moses in the parting of the hooded dudes. I crash and I am crashed. I ask and I'm punched, I shoot them and throw them and every single hired gun's had the fucking worst flight of his life. And I'm Not, a hothead. if there's one big bastard in this flight plan, it's this large firestarter here. So congratulations, Bane. You got yourself caught.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LELFIuhSPCI

>>73589611
https://twitter.com/Communism_Kills

>>73589652
i bet shes gonna spaz out if she sees us posting her pics here

>>73589236
alri phimo

https://stufferdb.com/picture?/78308/category/1148-eternellya_celeste

the 'f

>>73589652
>Goldenberg
jesus christ

>if you consume a certain configuration of molecules you will be sent to a small box for multiple rotations of the earth around the sun
Hmm

>>73589589
both the paedophile and pervert ones were me lol

>>73589652
>jewish alt-right
Fucking disgusting, i bet this bitch support Likud and Bait Yehudi

>>73589739
NOT a fan of this

*opens up your head with a can opener*

stop moving please

>>73589652
b-but /pol/ told me they're all commies

This shit is painful and intense. Exquisite.

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Interesting info: 25 to 30 age group is the best for breeding

>>73589592
desu would love a nice shag with a girl who hadnt shaved her fanny, bet it would feel proper primal like caveman sex

Irish supermen are our superiors

its all over me

this is ridiculous!

me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6Y7aCT9kis

why are chinese gfs so amazing?

>>73589785
No they didn't, you clearly misunderstood

>>73589826
stinky pu$$y

That package I've been waiting on for two days still didn't come today. WHAT THE FUCK DID I PAY FIRST CLASS FOR?!

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

want to dry-fuck chesters virgin bumhole

>>73589826
白人魔鬼

forget my jealousy

you swallowed the demons on your own

>>73589865
my xbox has been stuck in denmark for like 2 years mate

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Studying fashion and massaging so I can lose my virginity

>>73589882
post willy

>>73589865
sorry working on it

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me after the sesh

flatmate asked me to give her a massage
swiftly declined

>>73589865
no post today or until tuesday you numpty haha

wew

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>getting drunk on my own without the gf's knowledge

>>73589929
utter tit

>>73589923
he's clearly mid sesh mate

>>73589923
me on the left, about to grab the back of your neck and shove your face into vomit you filthy cunt

>>73589589
why can we no longer think of the "british isles" without the word "paedoph" in front of them?

>>73589912
cant its in my chastity cage

>if you travel around with no clothing molecules covering your molecules you will be sent to a small box and spend multiple rotations around the sun there.
Hmm

>>73589891
i've always done that. i'd love to talk about history, politics, geography, literature, religion
women show no interest in what i ever have to say though, i can tell they get bored just talking to me

state of livepule

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4411152/Easter-revellers-end-worse-wear.html

>>73589891
because the majority of women aren't vacuous celeb-obsessed roasties who spend all day on facebook

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gf went to uni

stop calling me phimo I have a normal willy

>>73589953
she's grim looking and im 80% sure she has chlamydia
still might try and get a blowy at some point, but not putting my benis anywhere near her vag

>>73590032
>people change over time
woah.... incredibly revelations

>>73589891
>women
>intellectual interests in literature

what fucking planet is this numale bellend on?

Brexit mongs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFjfbL1KWNI

>>73590056
ah fair enough

>>73590032
imagine if she got her clit and her nipples pierced, phwoar

>>73590032
can't stand those art hoe haircuts

what's the point of deliberately ruining their hair

Just died, now in hell

>>73590032
who is she?

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>>73589999
Nice quads

This guy is in a trolley in every pic, he might be paraplegic and they've nicked his wheelchair

>if you vibrate soundwaves in a bad way you face punitive action

>>73590067
>people change into something much worse

this isn't normal, it shouldn't be encouraged. it's a cause for concern you utter wankstain

>>73590098
how's the craic?

every girl who i've been with showed no interest in me before i started telling them my jokes

women love jokes

I told my best friend that I have feelings for her and she turned me down and almost instantly it seems like she doesn't care about me anymore, why is this? Like I called her today and she just sounded bored and disinterested and said she was busy today and tomorrow and couldn't come round tomorrow, whereas before she always sounded thrilled to speak to me and would ask when I was coming round to hers next

>>73590116
> something much worse
According to you. The good thing is, people like you don't get to decide how others dress.

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>>73589999
nice

>>73590074
state of this country, were the laughing stock of the world now, this guy and any other person who voted brexit and was over 40 should be sent to a labour camp till they die so we can make up for the loss in gdp

>>73590121
It's shit

>thinking men and women can be friends outside of a larger group context

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>>73589999
very kino

>>73590149
i'd like them to take turns pooing on me

>if you make some of your molecules touch another person's molecules at a certain velocity you get put in a small box for "assault"
mad

>>73590173
At least we'll get les Muslims and just get good commonwealth immigrants!

NEED an Irish farmer gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo

>>73590074
>>73590139
>everyone who voted for brexit is a dumb old racist

ah yes, liberalism

>>73590125
how can you have feelings for your best friend and still be friends with her?
I was in the same situation but I told her I didn't want to be friends anymore

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>Taxis too expensive on long distances
>Short distances under 5 miles can be walked just fine
Who uses taxis then? I see jobless cunts riding them all the time; same people that constantly complain about having no money.

>>73589891
Women love the idea of stuff like this
>WHY DO ALL MEN ONLY TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL?!?
But there's an equally if not bigger contingent of women who obsess over vapid celebrities and social media.

>>73590179
i've got several female friends

don't know why you bang on about this constantly

A woman uses her phone while apparently urinating in the street in one shocking photo taken last night in Liverpool

>>73590125
are you the same lad who went to the girls house and had to listen to her have sex with her boyfirend

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Howling

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the gf

>>73590183
REAL HUMAN BEAN

>>73590173
ah yes im sure you and your stick thin arms are going to manhandle men into work camps
ahhh yes

need a bf that sharts in marts

>>73590219
yeah :(
I called her today (I was meant to be going round to hers today until I confessed my feelings to her) and she said she was at her cousin's BBQ, I told her I was feeling like absolute shit and could she come round tomorrow and she just said she's busy tomorrow but I could call her, but she won't be coming round

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>>73590032
>tattoos
>sjw hair

>>73590209
>liberalism

Fuck off Yank

>>73590125
>>73590259
not a single pixel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJniTeYJnZw

Absolute state of remainiacs. It truly a movement of the mentally ill

>>73590216
roasties btfo

>>73590251
>stick thin arms
no need when you have guns

>>73590050
>33 pound

bit misreble

>>73590259
you sound like a right pathetic sack of shit

>>73590212
Walking 5 miles isn't fine, it takes like 20 minutes to walk a mile.

Just took a shit outside. felt good

>>73590220
Mum's an absolute MONG for thinking a picture will get her on a plane

Or maybe it's some elaborate ruse for internet points

>>73590231
was about to post this you cunt (luckily it got no you's)

>>73590219
SHRIEKING
please, >>73590259 , give context on that bit. Also stop speaking to her, she doesnt feel the same way so just give up with her, no point wasting more time x

>>73590220
dont get it

>>73590251
Why are all rorkes obsessed with physical strength? Is it to compensate for their undeveloped minds?

>>73590220
where do you find these screencap lad? do you know them personally???

>>73590272
Nope. I mean liberal in the original sense.

It's fundamentally elitist.

>>73590259
you fucked it m8

she knows all you want her for is sex now you're just another chad looking for one thing

>>73590302
I do it each day to get to uni and back

>>73590208
john deere master race

Ah yes, the """"""""""people"""""""""" that shop for parking spots

>>73590259
yeah you're not friends anymore move on

>>73590297
I suppose, but it just hurts because we were in a situation where we lived together and spent all day every day together for like half a year, and I enjoyed it so much. And now she's back in her hometown where all her older friends and family are and she doesn't seem to want to be as close to me anymore

>>73590317
It's not that simple, she is my only close friend and we really got on well, and I was hoping she could introduce me to her friend group too, though I've never ever meet anyone she knows so far

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>>73590288
what does this mean

>>73590311
>no (You)s

are you blind?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIjUESuwqes

hmm yes, really convinced me to go full #regrexit!

>>73590327
my iq is 135, meanwhile you have literal muscular dystrophy

>>73590205
>the biggest non-EU immigrants to Britain are yanks, aussies and canadians
>it will all be le muslims and africans if we leave the EU!!

>>73590212
where is this pic?

and i only use taxis if i dont know where the fuck i am going and i'm piss drunk

>>73590231
white girl wasted smdh

yeah there's a whole lot of not caring about posts going on at this end right now

>>73590259
don't believe this for a second

>>73590259
screaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecSR_URsgNE


bangin instrumental desu

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>>73590354
Love using mother and baby spots

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business idea: hand-crafted artisinal gimmicks

>>73590384
>where is this pic?
Mainland I guess

>>73590220
I'd give his mum more than just a screenshot

>>73590050
I thought an x was a kiss

why is your friend kissing you

>>73590342
Well then you're a weirdo for walking three and a half hour a day.

>>73590288
Whether or not you like it, we live in a democracy and they have a right to say what they want to say.

got a kino penis

brexiters - mannerly, don't curse, do charity work
remainers - drug users, violent, lie and steal, don't hesitate to call people black bastards

As men's prayers are a disease of the will so are their creeds a disease of the intellect

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>Why are all rorkes obsessed with physical strength? Is it to compensate for their undeveloped minds?

>>73590220
>>73590310
if it's a domestic flight she just needs her passport number to get her boarding pass, then she can board with just photo ID. if it's international, she's fucked.

>>73590380
Our biggest immigrants outside the EU are India and China

go into the garden to piss fairly regularly. makes a nice change to the toilet. love the feeling of a fresh breeze on my bellend too.

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How is your Friday going?

>>73590439
pics

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fucking hate mainlanders desu

Really hope none of these
>Friend/girl drama :(:(
Posts are genuine, if they are it is a testament to how shit /brit/ is.

>>73590302
>it takes like 20 minutes to walk a mile

FOY

Just fucked your sister

*attacks the Borussia Dortmund team bus with a light saber*

Ackbar Allah

>>73590464
Good

>>73590481
haha you poor thing

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bring back the 50s

>>73590464
Pretty good. Going to the brewery with some mates later to drink muh microbrews

FUCK the arse is raw as fuck not enjoying this wipe desu

>>73590342
you walk a 10 mile round trip to uni? literally do not believe you. you'd at least use a bicycle. walking that far for a commute is retardedly impractical

>>73590464
not good, got another nosebleed and i woke up at 6pm

>>73590259
fucked it mate. like i said earlier, make some more accessible friends in that comic cafe and spend time away from her. i don't think she's forever gone off you, but i think in the short term she's gonna feel weirded out that you were substituting hanging out with her for a real relationship.

>>73590508
]: )

>>73590473
>benefits scroungers
>not a 5headed somali with 6 niglets in tow

>>73590481
nonce

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>>73590231
wish I actually liked drinking so I could see more drunk slags weeing

>>73590464
bad :c

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Mate just sent me this

Imagine having a girl as a best friend. What kind of utter mongoloids are these people, then they inevitably want to fuck her and tell her that and act upset when it doesn't work.

>>73590376
>IQ

Literally who cares

>>73590363
How old are you?

>>73590534
bit racist

>>73590418
Mainland where?

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so true

*likes and turns on eastenders*

>>73590559
I'll send you to the Moon, bitch

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love a walk me but probably wouldn't do more than 6km

>>73590565
yer da that's why he only fiddles the gifted and talented class

>>73590563
imagine fucking up that much and actually getting that deep into the friendzone that you become her best friend lmao

>>73590529
I can't go back to the comic book cafe. The first time I went there some of the regulars accused me of being an undercover cop, probably because I was nervous and just sitting in the corner on my own with my hood up surveying the place for hours. And since then I saw one of them a few times, once on the bus miles away from where the cafe is.

I have no idea how to make friends.

Why does literally anyone give a single fuck what Tommy Robinson has to say?

>>73590336
>she knows all you want her for is sex now you're just another chad looking for one thing
How do women still not realise that 99.9% of blokes are like this

>yes I'm really interested in your pointless opinions and not your fanny at all

what was school like lads? I never went

Business idea: force racists into interracial marriage

you need a gf to have friends that are girls and you need friends that are girls to have a gf

>>73590655
fuck off traveller lad

>>73590627
he was good in Black adder

>>73590578
*buys a Live, Laugh, Love sign and hangs it in the doorway*

>>73590454
Incorrect

hate thicc latinas me

>>73590668
leave him be mate

https://youtu.be/0hPxbf9dDxM?t=6m13s

>tfw no qt Orthodox Christian gf

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>>73590615
>sitting in the corner on my own with my hood up

explain yourself

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A thank

what exactly is the difference between beer and ale?

>>73590668
I'm english mate

and don't say lad, you sound like a gimp

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>""men"" who drive their ""best friend"" (girl) around and do things for them
>All the while she is literally being dicked by a better looking non retarded lad
>Then breakdown when they're rejected
Arguably more pathetic than shut in NEETs

>>73590718
Brit on vacation here

>>73590627
Non-selfhating whites.
Non-sheeds

>>73590704
Well I had no one to go with and I was trying to look cool and mysterious. They had a nice pet in the cafe so I spent a lot of time sitting next to it and staring at it

>>73590680
my mate has that in his room the fucking bent cunt. at a party someone stuck a post-it note underneath it saying 'gay'. was great.

>>73590563
when I told her I didn't expect it to work
basically said "I have feelings for you so we can't be friends anymore"

>>73590741
>I was trying to look cool and mysterious

seriously how old are you

>>73590716
your sister's arse

>>73590720
t. NEET

It is true though.

>>73590627
he is a good lad

>>73590629
Some of us aren't mentally ill rorkes who view women as sex objects you slug.

>>73590615
>I have no idea how to make friends.
welcome, brother

on a more serious note, are you at uni? how old are you?

>>73590735
>vacation
Not fooling anyone
FOY

>>73590716
beer is more bitter

>>73590772
if you aren't in the top right you literally need to fuck off back to /r/politics. no excuses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MEcrWM0y5g

>>73590775
I'm 24, my friend is 25

>>73590751
I did this too, I told her I couldn't do it anymore, but then I panicked and texted her about 20 times over the next day saying I made the wrong choice. Wish I was joking

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>What anon? You have feelings for me? I thought you were gay!

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About five police cars just sped past, lights on and sirens blaring.

>>73590716
Ale is a type of beer. The other most common is lager

>>73590720
I used to do all of this shit

a girl left me up the mountains in a small village and made me get two buses home and I ended up saying sorry to her

windows has finally finished updating

>>73590720
remember that era of the internet where lads unironically moaned about how it's so tough being the nice guy and not getting girls? lmao. i suppose nowadays it's not so different, people just expect girls to fall on them for their whiteness rather than their being a 'nice guy''

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>>73590848
>>73590848
>haha just kidding, could you imagine though

>73590843
Shan't be believing this for a picosecond

>>73590806
t. nu-male bender

>confessing feeling for a girl before dating for a few weeks and having a few shags
cannot comprehend doing this

>>73590876
>>73590876
>>73590876
>>73590876
>>73590876
>>73590876

Jim Carrey's bestest films.

1. Cable Guy
2. Truman Show
3. Dumb and Dumber
4. Liar Liar
5. Batman Forever

>>73590871
nice

>>73590843
never texted her and told her not to contact me again
she contacted me and I told her again not to do it
spoke once since then though

>>73590710
generally don't like asians but she is very cute, nice boobs too

name?

really want to travel the world lads. want to get a cyber job in japan or some equally foreign country and meet people, fuck foreign girls, explore places. but i'm not, i'm just gonna get a job in the states and work it until i'm 60 and retire. by then i'll be too old to travel

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>>73590720
>>73590864
>tfw never been friends with a girl
>tfw never have to worry about this

>>73590259
i reckon this lad with the friend who is a girl is the lad that keeps saying he has cancer, i reckon it's also poleboo, moni, ribena, whoever else. reckon they are literally all the same spastic. bet i'm right

what the fuck is this thing?

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1492194144476.webm

>>73591064
a tranny without tits and probably just a lot of face surgeries