/cum/

first for SHALL NOT

Annie may

>>73584005
madman

To the Dutchman asking about my clothes.

>>73583902

$5 black shirts from wal-mart
$30 blue jeans from wal-mart
$120 adidas originals

Anyone got the pic of the girl picking up a fat chartreux cat by the crotch, and the cat is making a WHOAH face?

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Why are there so many trannies on the internet?
Why are they all transwomen and not transmen?
Why are they so angry 24/7?
Why are they all American?
Why are there like 3x more trannies in America than Europe combined?

Currently in Oakland

Really glad I still live with my mom.

>>73584080
its in the water

I read cat as eat. I need to sleep

>>73584127

Thank you John.

>>73584005
Link to wiki page?

>>73584059
I'm in hospital clothes I win

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>>73584059
Steve Jobs style?

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HOT CUM

>>73584127
its just your asian ancestors kicking in

>>73584080
American news runs on clickbait.
Outrage because of discrimination fuels clickbait.
American outrage about discrimination fuels itself in a horrible cycle.

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>>73584143
Its not a real article piece, but the guy did lock himself away with what he says is a bottle of whiskey and a thermos of coffee to write the lessons of Vivec.

>>73584159

I don't wear turtlenecks.
Nor do I tuck my shirt in.

Going to go give my big weeny a stroke buds.

Have a good one

lmfaoroflololooolololoollololoolloloololloolloolloollolooolloolloolloxdxdxdxxxddxxddxxdxdxddxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdddxxd

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>>73584231

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>>73584231

>>73584231
Tfw haven't gave your willy a whackin in two weeks

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>>73584231

I am the only good poster. The rest of you are just copying me.

>>73584263
>>73584307
>>73584364
stop watching pervs

>>73584367

No, I am the only good poster. The rest of you are just copying me.

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Woof

>>73584367
>>73584401
>>73584367

No, I am the only good poster. The rest of you are just copying me.

https://youtu.be/xC9rfFM16dM
KI SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*walks towards you*

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>>73584437
Ah yes, a man of taste

>>73584437
Get the fuck out of my way, tranny

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>>73584453
as are you

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>>73584495

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>>73584437
>>73584453
>>73584495

All those flags made me think. We all live in states. And we're all connected to the Internet.

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>>73584509
You rude cunt...

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>>73584495
>>73584453
>>73584437

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>>73584188
I'm actually convinced it's more like America is terrible when it comes to dealing with mental illnesses, and the lifestyle of isolation and ultra competitiveness in major cities breaks down these people so they start hating themselves and then as a last resort turn trans so they can undergo a revival as a different persona

see: chris chan

>>73584519
I live in a province

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>>73584509
>>73584533
Oh I just assumed you were being rude before opening your gif
She does have perfect amount of thicc

>>73584080
Hairy nipple milk. Yummo.

>be white supremacist
>meet a black girl
NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT BLACK WOMEN

They are literally the worlds best kept secret

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>>73584568
Truly /our girl/

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>>73584616
What if I told u im in possession of the uncensored pic

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>>73584610
Black women are terrible

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>>73584648
I have it too and it's fake tho

>>73584585
Me too. Yet Canada and the Netherlands are states.

buenos dias como estas?

>>73584659
>black women are terrible
>white posting a pic of a coal burner

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>>73584683
Estoy bien, y tu?

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>>73584674

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Mmmmm

>>73584695
Is she disabled or something??

>>73584701
That's from a Kanye West rap video and it's not really her
There was a whole big shitstorm about it when it came out because she didn't give him permission to depict her likeness naked or some shit like that

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>>73584695
yo tambien gracias :3

>>73584720
do you have the 3rd pic of the bottom row?

>>73584745
>was in bed naked with kanye
>didn't give him permission to use it in a video

so she just didn't want people to know that she fucked him

Help

>>73584720
PHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF[PPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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MFW there are people in this thread right now that unironically think 3D is better then 2D.

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>>73584774
No but I'll succ anyones dick who finds it though

>>73584801
It's public knowledge that they've had a prior relationship which is why he wanted to put her in the video, but like I just said it's not actually her in the video, and you'll see the bed is shared with a bunch of his other nude exes if you actually watch it.

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mfw there are people in this thread who actually watch shitty fotm shows

Taking mental pics of this chinese girls sexy feet in my class
Taking a lot of effort not to outright bust rn lads

>>73584919
Season 4 never

>>73584805
What do you need, friend?

stroking my weeny right now

and not to that gross coal burner

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Taylor is asexual
She doesnt even know what a penis is

>>73584887
hmmm
sounds like a challenge with a fantastic reward

>>73584931
can you take a real pic instead? can't see into your mind

>>73584975
It's confirmed that she got Blacked© by Kanye

Dumb sticc posters always ruin threads

>>73584919

I enjoyed it!
Thank you very much!

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Lmaooo truuue

>tfw no dominant gf to give me ruined orgasms

Gonna watch blown away with Jeff bridges in an hour buds
Should be kino

BRO MARIJUANA ROFL

What time is it currently in USA? It's 19:52 here and -3 degrees air temperature

>>73585275
i'ts 9:53, 11:53, and 12:53.

Job threatened to fire me feel very apathetic desu. Coworkers are cool but the work responsibilities are awful and the pay is mediocre.

Gonna sleep ne ways gf coming tomorrow want to get drunk

>>73585275
1300 and 15C right now

*improves self gradually through persistence*

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Look what I wrote on the free speech ball :-D

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>>73585299
You forgot Mountain!
It's 10:58 right now!

>>73585458
Literally who the fuck cares about mountain

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>>73585458
>You forgot Mountain!
No, I didn't.

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>>73585508

entitled old white rich old people piss me tf off

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>got me dicc and balls touched and rubbed by a hot milf doctor
>For free

Damn I love universal health care

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I can't do anything right.

Been watching some dude shove 15 foot long tree branches in to a shredder with such leisure. I'm scared that he might fall asleep and get sucked in.

>>73585508
wow rude

>>73585639
Everything always goes just wrong enough

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>>73585639
Same

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sexy anime

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A final meal?

I would honestly go insane from loneliness if not for 5 generals on this site
There are days where 4chan posts are the only speaking I do

>>73586248
Same

>>73586248
>>73586358
Same.

Different.

I keep getting mistaken for a jew
Some guy in a yamaca gave me some bread thing just now

>>73586428
Go undercover. Learn their secrets.

Post real ganster shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLsTskih7_I

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>>73584887
you owe me the succ

>>73585626
Very outdated way to check for a hernia, not surprised "universal" healthcare tends to be quite a ways behind the first world

We have less than two days until it happens.

>>73586665
*succs*

>>73586610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

>>73586610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEtN1Vv1oU4

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>>73586610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8GrRA2k0aw

Need a quick waifu r8
https://youtu.be/Gne4_MhgRdc

>>73587069
you can tell she got crabs

>>73586610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfZ695ydNa4

This thread sure is pathetic.

I am going to leave to a better thread. Someone who can actually please a man without pornography.

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Having a small foamy beer

*absolutely fucking slams ur bum*
*with my weener*

Where is Jalisco's fine ass. I want the tight brown butthole gripping me

>my dudes

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>>73587336
>tight

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Say something nice about my gf

>>73587429
she can fit a lot of cum in her mouth

>>73587429
I bet she takes pride in her triple digit list of sex partners

>tfw no gf

>>73587429
>spaghetti strapped halter top without a strapless bra
I like how she's not afraid to be herself

>>73587530
are you a woman or just gay?

>>73587618
>not being fashion-conscious
I bet you date girls with fake purses you broke ass nigga

>>73587670
So you're gay

>>73587693
Yea. With your Dad LOL

>>73587715
my dads dead so I don't think that's true

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what's a good SNES game?

>>73587741
lmao dead to you

>>73587670
Fag detected

>>73587836
Croc

>>73584952
-50 fighter squadrons
-10 Reconnaissance squadrons
-40 Bomber divisions
-3 Aircraft Carrier fleets
-40- Submarines
-3000 Tanks
-25 Infantry Divisions
-20 Light Artillery divisions
-35 Heavy Artillery divisions
-THAAD
-30 billion barrels of oil

>>73587841
no hes just dead

>>73587859
lmao I bet your girl borrows clothes from her friends, too

>>73587881
Done
I also threw in a loo free of charge ;)

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What am I reading?

>>73587836

Super Mario World

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>>73587883
this is what mexicans believe

>>73587883
Great dick will do that to a man

>>73587902
>tfw never smell my gfs friends panties after my gf borrows them and wears them after he friend does without cleaning them

why even fucking live fuck this life

>>73587918
thanks

>>73587867
I am impervious to deceit.

>>73587836
drago quext V

>>73587941
>not just skipping the middleman a sniffing your gf's friend's grundle while she watches

>>73587999
The point is to smell dirty panties worn by two women without cleaning them

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>your girl

>>73588035
Thanks for connecting the dots for me

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>>73587984
looks good

Anybody want to play Diablo 3 with me?

>>73588121
Does it emulate on Wine

>>73588147
I believe so but I could be wrong

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>take anti-depressants
>all it does is make me actually want a gf

THEY'RE MAKING A ME A SLAVE TO THE ETERNAL WOMAN JEW

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Book of the year coming through

>>73588220
No

You're falling for bigpharma, idiot

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>>73588220
>downers

>>73587913
Go there lad
>>73587921
This just reminded me of when my school had a mexican american speaker come in to encourage our hispanic students to do their best and not get in trouble
Anyways he's rich and used to he an illegal and he also has a blonde gringo wife
He was telling them if he could make it in America then anyone can and then he stopped and pretty much got a "hell yeah!" from the audience by saying that the only thing mexicans love more than family is blonde girls kek. Never seen so many salty mexican girls in my life

>>73588249
no u r

>>73588264
what r u implying with this

>>73588403
If you're not spun on meth 48/7 you're doing it wrong

>uppers
Normie detected

>>73588461
>normies
>bad
Whoops

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>>73588493
Yes, get out

>>73588452
I'm also on methylphenidate

>>73588515
I'm a founding father of /cum/

>>73588532
>speedballing
redeemed

>>73588534
As am I

>>73588590
If you're a founding father why aren't you using redditflags

>speedballing
Never tried it, should I? With what?
I can just order off the internet

Last redditor post was 13 minutes ago, let's keep it up

>>73588646
Sniff some powder then do a wet snort of smack

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I boughtthis album and it's a jewel

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>>73588635
I'm phoneposting in class

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So apparently my female self is Eurasian or something

>live in an area where drug addicts are everywhere
>have a prescription that can be abused
>tfw my doctor says she gives me them in advance because she's not afraid of me abusing them

I'm pretty proud of it desu

I have unironically never paid for music in my entire life

>>73588698
Why aren't you paying attention to the lecture

>>73588743
I'm to intelligent for this class and we're going over a test question by question which I got an A on

>>73588726
Shoot the kid a passtheheadphones invite rq

>>73588773
What class

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>>73588774
I actually do have a few

Lunch is here half hour early what the fuck buds

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>using private trackers for music when /mu/ and slsk exist

>>73588803
I'll trade you a baconbites

>>73588797
Vegetable gardening
I like the lab sessions (play in dirt with my qt asian partner) but the class is super boring

>>73588820
>not seeding
I bet you voted for Trump

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>tfw you didn't fall for the college meme
>tfw you have 0 (ZERO) debt
>tfw you get a pay check and it's 100% yours to do with whatever you want

>>73588846
What's your favorite vegetable

>job hunting while in college
>look up entry level jobs
>"must have 3 years experience"
>"minimum 6 months knowledge"
>"1 year customer service required"
What ever happened to the meaning of "entry level job"?

>>73588848

I seed all my video game torrents

>>73588803
good post, very emotive

>>73588861
>$700 check every two weeks
What kind of /int/ vacations can take with that

>>73588924
>leaving the states

WHY

Just order a gf from some shithole like europe

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>>73588861
>100% yours
What about taxes?

Also I'm about to graduate college with a meme degree and zero debt because my Dad was in the Navy in the 90s. Basically 4yrs of avoiding the full time work force; think I might join navy after I graduate to further put off having a boring office job. Also I've seen firsthand just how much gibsmedats you get even after you leave

>>73588981
>slav women
Who would want to marry trash like that

I'd fuck my female face.

>>73588872
To eat?
Potato, also pretty fun to grow

>>73588983
Federal taxes are taken out before I even see the check and I have no state taxes to pay.

>>73589009

because theyre qt as fuck

>>73588715
You should become a trap and become my gf

>>73589028
>potato
But what about magnesium

>No state income tax
Third world shithole detected

>>73589051
But what about the marble mouthed gold digging

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>>No state income tax
>Third world shithole detected

>Florida
>drink from the tap
>get legionnaire's disease

I dont like weed

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>>73587069
I love qt girls with glasses. I wanna nut on her face. I wonder if women understand the glasses thing. Probably.
How have you assholes been doing in my absence? I do not post here anymore.
One day we will all be dead, you know. Stop reading /int/. Stop posting on /int/.
Meaningless ether of degeneracy. You get out what you put in. Don't put your energy into this place.
You are a man. Act like a man.
Start exercising. Educate yourself on the essential skills you will need in life.
Get a job.
Find a woman.
Have some white children.

You have that potential inside of you. You were not meant for this place.

>>73589163
Enjoy getting cancer

>>73589183
>One day we will all be dead
Not me. I'm getting frozen like Walt Disney and Paul Walker

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>>73589082
mmmhmmmmmm

>the happy family meme

where do gf's come from?

>>73589286
gf stork

>>73589286
ideally from east asia

>>73589286
craigslist casual encounters section

So lately I've taken to just peeing in a garbage bag to avoid interacting with my flatmates
Today i took out the trash bag and there was a big puddle of pee in the actual bin
How did it leak through the bag? There are no holes

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>>73589241
>average briton makes 21k a year
wtf

>>73589352
Osmosis

>he actually thinks gfs exist

LOL HE FELL FOR IT GUYS

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>>73589343

>all the ads are for 45+ year old hookups

thi is why you dont teach parents how to use the internet

>>73589477
>not dogging an old bird out every now and then

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>>73589477
>he's actually looked
l m a o

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>he actually went to the craigslist casual encounters section looking for a gf

>>73589598
https://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Amazing-Amanda-Lifelike-Doll/dp/B009T8MXP4

not a bad price
maybe our Californian friend should get one

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Seriously this fucking app

>>73589598

I just wanted to see the pool I was working with here

>>73589598
>>73589645
Looks like Arthas

>>73589657
Would friendzone

T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts

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>>73589082
>commiefornia has the highest state income tax
>is basically unlivable

>>73589833

its nowhere close to unlivable

t. dad makes under 25kyr

Whats your state/province sales tax? 13% here

he's right california is basically unlivable
thats why it ONLY has a population of 39 million
pfff what a joke

>>73589892
>13%
Fuck man why buy anything?
My State has 0%

>>73589930
39 million mexicans

Swiss Chalet isn't that good 2bh

What do you call someone who fucks kids, pigs and their own cousins? Republicans.

>>73590091

southerners

>>73590091
canadians

>>73590091
californians

>>73589950
how? your state must collect taxes somehow? what state?

>>73590185

dumb fakeflag poster

>>73590222
this

>>73590187
New Hampshire, we have property taxes instead and all out Liquor stores are state owned.

>>73590303
>tfw we still don't have state owned marijuana shops

feels bad man

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Tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM

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>>tfw we still don't have state owned marijuana shops

>>73590456
How much glass do you own?

>>73590222
don't pretend to be me. go away

Did you have a day off work today because of Good Friday?

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>I smoke Satan's lettuce

It's a beautiful warm sunny day. I think I will go for a walk when I'm finished my cup of tea.

>>73590303
Kek, looks like we got fucked. Ontario has the 13% sales tax, carbox tax, high property taxes and the liqour stores are state run too

>>73590669
Well its little surprise seeing that we're the most Libertarian state. Gun laws are lax and there's plenty of beautiful forests and old rock formations here.

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World war 3

Hehe

>>73590909
I hate phones and computers

>>73590919
post more thighs

>>73590990
Wtf frick off u creep

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>>73591069
i said post more thighs

>>73590919
could this be bajachan?

>>73591110
*Grabs your throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF???

r9k is dumb

>>73590909
communism can't come soon enough

>>73591139
fuck off hamster

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>communism can't come soon enough

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>>73591237
Heh, fine then kid, have it your way
*Teleports behind you*

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*teleports away*

h-he's fast!

want to put my penis inside a nice warm vagina

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STOP HIDING

Im glad that girl left. You guys really are fucking creeps. Not t*rk-level creep, but close

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What's this guy's name, again?

>>73591571
post thighs already

>>73591629

Niccolo-machiavelli.jpg

>>73591629
John Pebbles

>>73591629
more like piccolo bugatti haha amiright guys

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>always thought a career as a doctor or medic would be neat
>read anatomy/science books as a kid
>watched scrubs a lot, thought the hospital life was great
>saw Bringing out the dead, HS chum is an ambulance doctor and he talks about how it fucks you up
>still interested
>always been shit at biology

why couldnt I be born smart

>>73588685
lana is my jewel

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>>73591629

do "carrying his balls" also mean "being courageous" or something similar in english?

>>73591888
sometimes people say that when someone has "big balls" which pretty much means they were brave or courageous

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>>73591806
I wanted to be an engineer but can't into chemistry or higher level math. I understand your frustration.

Just called into a sushi place. they're open but now I can't call back to order because I feel silly.

On the toilet RIGHT NOW.

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>>73592120
>not sharting in the mart on the day you don't celebrate

>>73592205

sharting in the mart is only for sacred occasions, not filthy yuropoor holidays like easter

>>73584080
>I'm really a man! I've known since I was 16 and have since had tons of surgery to look like the man I really am inside!
>I can't wait to get pregnant and give birth! You know, like a real man!
It's shit like this that makes me mad that there's no way to prove actual gender dysphoria from extreme special snowflake syndrome. I'm just getting strong vibes of
>I used to look like a really ugly, manly woman who had zero hopes of getting laid anyways, so I decided to just try looking like a man instead and get off the hook for being so ugly! And look at all this extra attention I'm getting for it! I'm going to be famous!

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>minute maid

>>73584610
Black girls who exhibit regular North American culture are pure gold, just lively and beautiful and full of character.

Black girls who exhibit "Black American" culture are nature's way of reminding us that, at one point in time, humans used to be feral animals.

I don't FUCKING care if you want to do weird fetish shit to your body to make it how you want.

>>73592855
Caribbean negresses are trash too, maybe one step up from American ghetto black,

>>73591419
>>73592526
Please read the thread

>>73592932
No

>>73591883
Comfy

>>73592963
But it's funny

poopie fart shit cunt
haha

I've been having anksiety attacks all day

>>73593063
haha

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>>73593053
>tell me it's funny
>it wasn't

>>73593188
It's the thread itself it's ikibey, he's funny

>>73593299
*It's not the thread

>>73591954
So you just asked if they were open then hung up?

Fucking weirdo

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>>73593636
>>73593636