/carib/ ACT 25: Nuclear edition

Southern Idaho is safe from nuclear armageddon

>>73574032
Gotta stay out of Boise though

>>73573984
>is /carib/ the only safe place from nuclear armageddon?
Probably Haiti and anywhere South or South East of it
But I'm Confident we'll(The Bahamas) be caught in any nuke intended for Florida

>>73574032
Maybe, maybe not

>>73575840
The internet

>>73575840
Electricity

>>73575840
Water :^)

In the news
>Fisheries minister denies giving whale killing permission
>Maduro wants to advance good governance,what ever the fuck that means
>New Marina is kewl and people like it
I will turn to shit by next year
>Woman got shot
>We negotiate with the EU

>>73578877
I never had a favorite holiday, they are more or less all the same to me.

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>>73573984
I want to thank Portufreak for continually giving us his daily dose of awkwardness. It is now cemented within /carib/ lore.

>>73580386
Hopefully we will not loose him to the sea like we did with many
many past /carib/ lads and lasses

>>73580666
oh devil trips :^)

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Don't fucking die on me /carib/

>>73575840
love

>>73581575
Final day of Semester 2

>>73582682
Coconut Ice cream

>>73583665
Being sad

>>73584336
cute

>>73575840
Vidya
>>73578877
Christmas
>>73581575
Friday(especially if it's christmas Friday)
>>73582682
Ice Cream
>>73583665
Eating after 6pm
>>73580386
Kek
>>73580666
Like ba'Hamas, Mio poster and K9(Whom I heard was a real Hunk and had a Harem of beautiful women and ladyboys)

>>73585158
>ba'Hamas, Mio poster
Yes

>Also the two other Dominicans
>Nut meg
>Antigua anon

K9
>he posts every day

>>73585738
haven't seen white cunt or FF in a while either

>>73582682
don't care for specific desert foods. I just eat fruit after dinner

>>73586673
>white cunt or FF
Well FF post once in a while, but seems to be enjoying his life
white cunt just disappeared :(

>>73587136
im worried that he drowned in dank baby powder
haven't seen the cop in a while either

Have you Carribean guys had any positive experiences with tourists or are they all cunts

>>73587290
:( we lost so many

>>73587320
They are all quite nice never met an asshole
>A little brit girl called me chocolate once

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>>73587708
our female jamaican stopped talking to us after a day but im used to that

>tfw no little brit girl will call you chocolate

>>73587832
>female jamaican stopped talking to us after a day but im used to that
I know these feels, best not to think about it and distract yourself using
the internet.

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>>73588320
bored of the internet
>vidya is shit
>cba to read anymore

>>73587320
Having worked in the tourism sector for a few years I can tell you exactly why stereotypes, good and bad, exist.

The bad:
>New Yorkers
>Venezuelans
>Californians
>any people from really densely packed busy cities

The good:
>Bostonians, Tourists from New England area etc
>Floridians (They're crazy, but generally in a good way)
>any state from the midwest
>Texans are fun

>>73588467
>bored of the internet
>vidya is shit
>cba to read anymore
I hit that slump too, I've found myself looking at video essays and reviews of electronics

>>73588808
almost quads

>>73588808
>what happens when you only consume and don't create anything

>>73590647
Used to do it, got bored of it

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Bumping with some thicc

>>73580666
Rest well, White Cunt. I hope the hookers and blow were worth it.

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>>73594816
Probably, at least he died happy, unlike the rest of us

>>73594790
He already has

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>>73594900
he dropped the biggest thing he could find on isis so i'll let it slide

>>73587320
Most tourists meet are pretty cool, never had a particularly bad experience with one although back when I was a busboy a french tourist overheard(and misunderstood) me saying I don't know(as in speak) much French and that I know more Spanish and feel more confident with it.
He must have interpreted what I said as in I don't like French people, whenever I had any interaction with him he'd speak intentionally in thick French (even though he spoke english exclusively before).

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Fucking aphids
Burn in hell you green bastards

>>73596734
The french are a bunch of pussy crybabies that get offended real quick.

https://youtu.be/pGi9gLxRRJ8

could you handle it males of /carib/

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>>73597836
hnggg
probably couldnt deal desu

also bumping with how to blow a 1/2hour
https://youtu.be/xcrxNBlqrbM

>>73580386
And i want to thank you for the cum i ejaculated last night with your pic. Just a suggestion, you should post more fapable pics.
>>73587708
Did she tasted your """"chocolate ice-cream"""""?
>>73594900
You need to post more fine dark Vicentian chocolate, if you know what i mean
>>73597836
That blue skirt obstruct my view 3/10, but she is wife material

>>73598165
>Lindybeige
I like you

>>73598189
>cum i ejaculated last night with your pic.
You....have problems

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>>73597836
Hnnnggg definitely

>>73598360
When are you going to post your sister for me? You can cut her face from the pic

>>73598736
No, because you are strange even by 4chan standards

>>73598671
Man I don't know if I could but I would try

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>>73599459
C'mon what am i going to do, kidnap her?
Cut her face of the pic, i just want to see if she is dark or milk chocolate

>>73599459
>>73599679
Is she a qt though? Asking because curious.

>>73599745
Yes she is

>>73599679
Rolling for darker than black qt

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>>73599679
>>73599745
I call her troglodyte for a reason

>>73599829
I don't believe that Larry faggot fucked all those girls

>I call her troglodyte for a reason
And then you call me mean.
You don't have any vote on the issue, we need a independent panel to decide if she is a qt or a troglodyte

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>>73600046
>I don't believe
:)

And No.

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>>73600046
I think you're just jealous of all that sweet and savory dark punani that Larry got that you didn't.

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>>73600211
Maybe...

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>>73600137
be nice to your sister tho

>>73600211
desu that chart isnt exactly filled with mega qts

>>73600780
>be nice to your sister tho
Fuck no, the amount of names we call each other is staggering
I get called
>hermit
>lonely old man
>Jackass

I call her
>Cobeaux/Cobo (Vulture)
>Troglodyte
>Shrek

We have an understanding

>>73600941
> Cobeaux/Cobo
Rip my sides, that's what we call the white land crabs here
>>73599829
If only their countries of origin was listed

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>>73600941
thats p sad bruv

>>73600941
>Troglodyte
>Shrek
Is your sister short and fat?

>>73601102
Not really, pretty funny

>>73601135
Yes

https://youtu.be/cZc6cr6G2E4
Look at it lads

>>73601571
But does she have a thicc ass?

Your film is shit, mine is better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw

>>73601102
I thought everyone did it and it's not sad at all.

>>73602113
>Leader dies in the movie
>had self destructive habits of treating non-citizens like shit
>Sparta was beaten and absorbed in the end just not by the persians

Hmmmmm, ah yes history truly does repeat itself

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>>73602557
>not wanting a nice comfy rapport between you and your sister

>>73603213
''no''

The only one that's nice enough to be comfy is unfortunately very unaesthetic looking and her tastes in stuff are questionable.

>>73603213
nah

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>>73603945
savior bumb

Is there anyone out there? because it's getting harder and harder to breath

>>73605819
Why's that?

>>73605819
>Is there anyone out there?
Yes
>because it's getting harder and harder to breath
asthma

>>73605832
>>73605871
Just bumping with random song lyrics

>>73605832
are you the police anon?

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bumping with sadness and homo rum

>>73606935
lol gay

late night bump

>>73606935
It's is actually quite good rum

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>>73612150
In the news
>some acquaintances of mine are participating in a queen show
>Easter parties are in full swing
>Regatta is doing stuff
>friends made a kewl app

https://youtu.be/qY8yzMK3Ae4?list=PLsZJUoc_yr1sl-teRgRct5VSn9hAjifAz

Good morning /carib/

>>73616883
sup mayne?

>>73594900
I can find powder. Where are the gigalo's tho?

>>73598189
"no"

>>73618174
Don't do it Val, be a good catholic gril

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>>73618527
I'm trying.

>>73619150
>brit flag
That's not a catholic ceremony then

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will carib survive easter celebration ?

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>>73619463
Whoops.

>>73619584
maybe

>>73619654
You have failed, do about 30 hail Marys and you should be good

>>73620029
I'll get to it.