Communism now and forever edition
fuck capitalism!!!!
>>73570591
i bet you're overweight and asthmatic and allergic to peanuts
>>73570591 (OP) #
i bet you're overweight and asthmatic and allergic to peanuts
>>73570628
>>73570637
*puts tape over my webcam*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIY5tiTThcE
tyhmä jenkki
THERE IS NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR
>>73570667
>>73570647
smart
prevents zuck from watching you while you fap
on the train
>>73570689
me on the otherside of the window
>>73570686
ye but what if i want him to watch
>>73570677
*kills stalin*
>>73570684
Activism=Shit
Which area of London should I buy my first property in lads?
When it comes down to it communism is just medevialist sentimentality.
It's the manorial system but with the manor lord replaced by a council or elected official.
In theory this does work when you think of it in this way, as a medevial agrarian society. But the reason the lord was important is he is stable and apolitical. In a small community that claims to be totally egalitarian, hierarchy emerges very quickly as the most charismatic rise to the top of power structures within the commune and thus become the new de facto ruling class even if they don't act on it. This begins the decent into ether a new solid hierarchy (as always develops out of meritocracy) or simply dictatorship.
This ignores industrial society completely as modern industry refutes such complex trade, transport, and infrastructure systems that the entire communist theory falls apart in an attempt to manage all of these factors.
Only corporatist theories like syndicalism manage it better, but the same issues arise and syndicalism becomes Fascism.
>>73570720
fuck off trillionaire
got a runny nose on the luas and i've no tissues
sniffling like a cunt
>>73570698
you're american?
>>73570689
fatty
hid that pronto
*slaps your mug of tea out of your hands*
>communism is a disgusting violent ideology
>but communists are weak cowards
>and they're lazy cunts who don't work
>but when they're wealthy they're hypocrites
HHHMMMmmmm
not even going to bother arguing against the abomination that is communism because there will never be a new communist state again. we'll just overthrow them and elect a democratic leader
*splashes on my wolf cock*
owwi ;3
all I'm asking for is a clever girl that's 7+/10 and has nice feet and isn't a slag
is this really so much to ask for????
Fuck what I said
It don't mean shit now
Fuck the presents
Might as well throw them out
on the train
me and the lads
did anyone install that creators update for windows? it just keeps bluescreening for me
>>73570746
You mean lose to a bunch of rice farmers with rakes?
>>73570745
tbf theres no denying the original Bolsheviks or the communist rebels in south america etc weren't hard men
but the average commie these day is a college student weakling who had no friends in secondary school. Theres a reason they have to paint every enemy as a nazi, they don't have the stones to fight anyone who isn't cartoonishly evil
Got this subtle tattoo... can you guess what it's referencing? I'll give you a hint: It's a cartoon.
>>73570769
not a single Australian in the picture
>>73570769
me on the right
>>73570777
whoa, all the sudden vietnam was communist? the people didn't own the means of production, so it was state capitalism ;)
commies are fucking braindead and can't even keep up with their own shit that they spew
Why do normals like tattoos so much?
>>73570772
*listens to sex pistols once*
>>73570785
>posts a picture of Richard Spencer writing punched
Hehe don't you feel silly now you bigot!
>>73570806
giving them that unique feeling they want so much yet everyone does it
>>73570803
So now it's the capitalists playing the "not real communism" card...hmm...
>>73570746
>not even going to bother arguing against the abomination that is communism because there will never be a new communist state again
ummmmm wrong honey x
>>73570786
fucking howling
>>73570813
that says it all really
a sucker punch is the height of bravery to the modern commie
>>73570803
Correct, yet your government identified them as communism and still lost.
>>73570686
he himself taped off his camera and mics in his laptop the nonce
could easily floor any runt in here
>>73570818
nope, just pointing out the inconsistencies with you braindead cunts.
retard
>>73570822
oh yeah, the guy who is on 130k a year? yeah he is a total communist
>>73570844
nah
t. me
>tfw woke up remembering when your school crush got fingered by Ryan at V Festival
Why don't you go to 8 chan or /pol/ to spew this bunk? Sick of seeing commie spam every day here
Utterly and unequivocally has ruined Brit
>>73570840
so you just admitted it wasn't communism. glad we can agree then
>>73570869
coulda been you brah
Not going to go to mass today, but I might watch the Passion of the Christ
Rrrooo
A vagina fits all the descriptions of a means of production (hell, even a means of reproduction!), do left wingers think it should be communally owned too?
the commie gf
>>73570898
What's the occasion?
>>73570880
Do you need a safe space anon
>>73570926
Good Friday you absolute pagan
NEEEEEEED a Canadian gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcqHRsZJjcs&feature=youtu.be&t=15m56s
>>73570786
WE NEED TO ENSLAVE THE POPULATION MARTY
mum showed me some pics from when granddad was young
he went on a two year trip to west africa by sailboat in the 50s
wish they'd told me more about that when he was still alive
Business idea, only let people post if they have an IQ above 125
>>73570880
sod off you boring shite
I've been perpetually high off my ass on pain medication for two full weeks. I haven't slept for about 35 hours as well.
I fear I will die soon at this rate.
its not even 10am and I've used the 'horse has already left the stable' analogy over 40 times so far
incoming politics
>>>/pol/121038400
>>73570677
Stalin had great hair.
>>73570957
agreed, that would cease all contradictory communist chat
>>73570881
I don't know what you're trying to argue so I can't say, try being coherent
>>73570957
*live
>>73570922
is she still catholic or did she drop that already
doing a 'pressed
>>73570990
The Catholic who is not a revolutionary is living in mortal sin
>>73570976
Hahahaha
the good friday funnies
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1492156583401.jpg
>>73570985
I know you're a little slow. try rereading the replies and see if you can understand
Canadian Whisky is the worst. Scotch at least isn't sweet and has complex flavours. American Whiskey I'd consider the best, personally. It can be sweet but not overly sweet, and most Bourbon is as good if not better than Scotch when it comes to complexity. Canadian Whisky is just awfully sweet and plain. No redeeming qualities.
*Rations your bread*
*You starve to death*
haha whooops what am I like
>>73571018
what is a little slow
Slept for 11 hours and actually feel somewhat rested for once.
>>73571030
*doesnt know how to fish*
*u starve to death*
haha whoops what are you like
>>73571030
leave that out lad im only dying for a sambo haha
>>73571030
*infects your potatoes with blight*
at work lads on bank holiday lads
some guy in my office has gone missing, i remember him saying once that anti-depressants were making him drowsy so i think he may have done himself in :(
say something a normal would say
i want to be sad
Ah yes the /leftypol/ teenager invasion has arrived early today
>>73571038
studies show that sleeping more hours than usual is actually unhealthy and is similar to under sleeping as the body becomes "awake" after the normal 7-8 hours so essentially you were not getting extra rest during those 3-4 hours but instead just laying there getting sore.
*steals your potatoes*
*you starve to death*
haha whooops what am I like
>>73571067
Haha look at that fucking mongy cat
>FGM
What the fuck is wrong with the 3rd world
>>73571091
alri alri thatll do
>>73571019
>most Boubon is as good if not better than Scotch when it comes to complexity
Get the fuck out of my thread before I knock you out
irl karen
>studies show that sleeping more hours than usual is actually unhealthy and is similar to under sleeping as the body becomes "awake" after the normal 7-8 hours so essentially you were not getting extra rest during those 3-4 hours but instead just laying there getting sore.
>>73571094
make pusi look good
>>73571030
I know the answer but I won't tell
>>73571082
Shut the fuck up and go stick your studies up your arsehole
>>73571105
alri cucklad
HEY
>>73571044
>>73571055
delete this nOW
both of you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-39598394
found thailad lads
its easy to look back with hindsight at how terrible an idea prohibition in the US was and the effects it had, but when you actually read about the extent of rampant alcoholism in society prior to its implementation (which tends to be forgotten) you can kind of see why they at least gave it a shot
>>73571115
reddit is obsessed with rap music and black people
>>73571105
you just know some yank who orbitted her in high school is posting here now
HEY HEY
YOU YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFIREND
NO WAY NO WAY
I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
hur dur i vote tories because i dnt like poor poeople
I vote Labour because I like all people.
>>73571105
first time i heard of her I cheched her twitter and the pinned tweet was her pissing on someone
scummy bitch. dont know what happens to someone that they think thats a good life to live
>imagine being racist
>imagine being a boot licker
>imagine never leaving the country
>imagine thinking ALM isn't reactionary
The state of that pineal gland, truly calcified beyond saving
*gets the entire nation of america in a headlock*
SAY IT
SAY HERSHEY'S IS VOMIT CHOCOLATE
>>73571150
I too like cuckold porn
>>73571154
not really
I see way more references to rap and black people in /brit/ and /pol/ and /mu/ than on the reddit front page
>>73571082
>studies show
weasel words
did a song post please reply
>>73571154
so is /pol/
Ah yes 25c for 2 days and now its 10c and windy for the next 2 months
>>73571182
*wiggles out and runs away*
It really makes you think
>>73571182
it actually does taste like throw up
>>73571186
Don't sexualise Karen!
>>73571171
HE WAS A SKATER BOI
SHE SAID C U L8R BOY
HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
NOW HE'S A SHITPOSTER
SPAMMING ON /INT/ ALL DAY
DOES YOUR PRETTY FACE REALISE WHAT HE'S WORTHHHHH
>>73571149
Same with the war on drugs
People make out it was always going to be a failure and that its just old people who dont like weed but crack cocaine and heroin are still endemic problems in the US. They had to try something
Shan't be replying directly to that commie yank autist
>open /int/ expecting wall to wall toads
>no fucking toads
>>73571218
will tankies EVER recover?
F** assad and dr*mpf
>>73571218
uhhh not real communism ;)
Wait, are Aussies actually banned from making threads on /pol?
AHAHAH
>>73571231
Which one?
>>73571230
Coke wasn't even on the radar when the war on drugs started, and heroin wasn't a massive problem either. They became problems 10-20 years into the 'war on drugs'
>>73570720
Depends, are you Saudi or Russian?
Brexitmongs
morning lads
>>73571230
would be useful if the CIA didn't traffic cocaine desu
you wake up in belfast
When is lizzy gonna die?
>>73571277
true but i still hate how weed smokers act like enforcement is the problem and not drug addicts
Yeah weed isnt bad but crack and meth make people go insane when they're in drugs
How long do you microwave your tea for?
you wake up in glasgow
>over two years since m00t left
Fuuuark. Has he even posted here using his emeritus trip? I've certainly not seen him.
>>73571337
Depends, is it a ready meal or reheated leftovers
>>73571322
not for another 10 years at least
I wish I could enjoy playing video games again.
Even if I'm just playing 20 minutes of a game I'm not feeling immersed or anything, I'm just sitting there in the back of my mind thinking "I'm not doing anything productive, I'm wasting the few hours I have off work" even though all I'd be doing otherwise is sitting in my chair shitposting on the chon.
Are games becoming shit/stagnating or am I just getting older?
>>73571308
beflast doesnt have flats like that
>>73571218
yeah but who wants to live in China
Gf isn't replying to my messages lads
>>73571341
aesthetic
you wake up in hull
>>73571355
despite not even liking it the only game i can really play for longer than half an hour is wow anymore
other games just don't do it for me
>>73571355
>"I'm not doing anything productive, I'm wasting the few hours I have off work"
Never mind video games, you need to get rid of this retarded mentality.
>>73571355
i haven't really played any video games for years now
new games aren't fun and old games i've already played through
>>73571351
this thread is a poortherner and working class free zone
>>73571341
thats my gimmique
>>73571359
More and more people these days
bought a smoothie-maker is lidl 2 weeks ago and immediately forgot I even did. only found it when I was getting something from the boot of my car and it was there haha
guess I better go get some pineapple and spinach
>>73571341
is this the real life ?
>>73571373
Went to The Deep in Hull recently. It's actually really good.
>>73571373
where's the robo pussy?
>>73571403
yes, its when a country gets fucked by communism
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>73571355
Same as me lad. Not played a game in 2 years but I still keep up with the news. At the risk of sounding like a neckbeard faggot, I honestly miss the culture. I get feels just browsing /v/.
Was going to spend my easter going outside and taking photographs but it's dark and grey outside
china has poor city planning though
>>73571333
The problem is that prohibition has actually made the problem worse and killed far more people than a regulated system would. All the war on drugs has done is encourage traffickers and dealers to either ship far more potent product in less detectable quantities, or cut them with dangerous adulterants.
Taking the criminal element out of the drugs trade would save countless lives.
Itsa me!
>>73571355
Been there lad, got over it by playing weeb shit with cute girls. Never even watched anime but the games are fun.
>>73571440
cuckio
>>73571308
*walks down shankill draped in an Irish tricolour
ahh lovely day for a wa-
>>73571456
all me
What would Mao think of this?
>>73571428
Because they were Africa-tier literally just 30 years ago.
When you're building infrastructure for 1.2 billion people 30 years it's going to be pretty shoddy
>>73571456
working as intended
>>73571456
I'd rather it be Russian oligarchs than paki oilmen desu
Currently have Kentucky Fried Chicken products in front of myself
>>73571474
it's not just the infrastructure it's the overall planning too
they're redoing all the mistakes we made, but even worse
>>73571456
You can't ban people from buying flats because they're foreign, that's illegal discrimination. Not their fault they go in first
Lads, if we carpet bombed Syria from one end to the other would that solve the problem?
hello darkness my old friend
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/852778764769533952
>>73571473
"oren are crute. CRUTE!"
does NI even have any posh areas
>>73571461
>Living in Britain
Germany is superior
>>73571474
But that doesn't make any sense. Surely it's much easier to plan things properly if you're building it all at once and when you've got all the existing examples to learn from.
Moving to Glasgow in September lads, any tips?
>>73571500
ah yes the north korea threat
>>73571504
that's racist
why does pjw pronounce boys as "bwoyeez"
>>73571500
first time going on twitter
not impressed
>>73571473
don't even get the 'outrage' over this. is he supposed to get all his clothes from fucking oxfam shops or something?
>use the 'hot' filter on faceapp for a laugh
>I don't look any different
Seems I have hit the cap lads
>>73571355
i play most time im off but i dont really enjoy it. Just do it to pass the time.
Feel like in stuck in a rut but theres fuck all else for me to do. Where I live theres literally nothing to do apart from the local football team or the pub
refugee & proud
Happy Easter
>>73571544
pics hottie x
say it loud say it clear
I reckon we should let black people take over
Quite fancy being a minority, looking forward to all my free shit
>>73571544
it all depends on the lighting, angle and scene
that app is too inconsistent
>>73571460
To be fair, any nations tricolour will get you unwelcome attention.
As they call them, tricklers.
Indonesia and Poland are awkward too
>>73571511
Their population was barely educated. They didn't have the whole engineering/scientific establishment the western world had developed.
No scientific papers being written on bridge load weights, or tire pressure safety, or urban planning. Nothing like that, just build build build
>>73571566
danish flags aren't welcome here
>>73571507
yeah no shit lad
>>73571386
fuck off toff
/brit/ is a working class lads' general
failed normie from lower middle class here
>>73571588
>working lads
>all neet autists posting in the weekday
suck my fucking cock
>>73571564
dont worry lad. We've been training for the upcoming war for a while now
>>73570591
WTF I love the left now
>>73571564
kind of surprised this hasn't already happened by now. figured it wouldn't even matter as 99% of muslims live in third world countries anyway so whatever
>>73571565
Got a few for you mate
I'm such a fucking man that the male filter broke
>>73571619
is that jontron
>>73571564
YES
christcucks BTFO
>>73571605
i post during weekdays from work
infact i'm at work right now, working the bank holiday
>>73571630
I would do Hilary Jackman
called a really qt girl ugly af yesterday
she started crying and called me rude
stupid normie bitch haha
>>73571373
is that a communist utopia or a capitalist dystopia?
business idea: tear down the council estates and sell the land off to barratt
>>73571512
have fun. in six months you'll adapt to the accent and no one outside of there will understand you.
>>73571646
yes
>>73571689
whenever I speak to glasgow people I can't understand a single thing they say
I feel rude because I ask them to repeat countless times and they get fed up
the so called 'zinger stacker burger'
>>73571668
it's a tiger economy
https://youtu.be/tgS1RFk1cU8
can't stand 'the arts' lads.
Business idea: don't start ww3 over Syria or North Korea
>>73571795
Never catch on lad
Taken the mother up the Arse... Great result
going to play ocarina of time 3d lads
>>73571776
r/upliftingnews
>>73571795
Leave the business ideas to the professionals
>>73570591
Thanks for that anti-communist pic OP.
>>73571861
fuck off reddit cunt
>>73570591
Communism forever gives more nuclear devices.
Communism is a good think
business idea: new bridge at north greenwich
grew out of the left when i was 17
>>73570769
I would absolutely destroy your asshole.
HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY, LADS!!!
business idea: tackle speeding/drink-driving by placing hidden IEDs all over the roads
Came home in a blazing rage last night and put a hole through my wardrobe
Ffs
>>73571929
it's almost saturday now m8
>amerislows
>>>/pol/121040810
>>73571943
>whoosh
yanks? not a fan
(note: canadians are, in fact, yanks)
>Easter Bank holiday
Ah yes, two more days to do absolutely nothing in.
Someone please recommend me a game.
good friday just got better
When I have a kid, their middle name will be "Atheist". If the department that registers birth certificates object, I'll ask them how many kids have the middle names "Christian" or "Islam".
BANK holiday? More like WANK holiday ;p
>>73571982
cities: skylines
>>73571961
your mum yanked my willy last night
>>73571982
enter the gungeon
*braps*
evening lads
*toot*
good friday doesn't get any better than this
>>73571961
If we're yanks, you're a fucking paddy.
yanky yanky does a wanky
cries to sleep under his blanky
>>73572007
good post
>>73572020
bad post
>>73571982
Fuck I was wondering why my sister wasn't in work, annoying bitch.
>>73571992
I plan on wanking a lot was the implication
>>73571992
Stealing this
>>73572026
foy
>>73572026
really retarded comparison
>>73572027
I could take you in hand-to-hand combat
>>73571961
Would count aussies as yanks too. Apparently most of them are descended from balkan shitskins nowadays.
Middlesbrough
>>73572085
could knock you on your arse with a sneeze, twat
>>73572111
hmmmm try again sweetie
The gf
>Lent has finished
Wew I can drink fizzy drinks again now.
Did alright actually, missed them at first when I was out and was thirsty. I had fizzy water in restaurants but that doesn't really count as it's not full of sugar or shit is it.
>>73572085
could knock you on your twat with a sneeze, arse
>>73572032
i guess they don't have porn to wank off to in burundi, do they?
imagine giving up drinking something for a period of time because a book some kikes wrote in a desert 2000 years ago told you to
>>73572149
>drinking fizzy drinks when you're thirsty
runt life
'(this rapper) isn't like other rappers. he doesn't just rap about money and bitches'
>*gives a listen*
>'yo motherfucker youse a pussy ass nigga bitch eh one two one two yeah boiyeee'
>>73572173
hat
>>73572173
imagine getting the tip of your willy chopped off because some kikes told you to
Nowhere is the battle between the middle and the working class portrayed more poignantly than in the tensions between Tim and Lee in The Office.
Spring has sprung
>>73572196
>>73572197
still have my foreskin
doing a kilocalorie count
>>73572173
I'm not even religious mate just fancied giving something up and seeing if I can stick with it.
conference pear
Christian names:
> Joshua
> Matthew
> John
> Joseph
> Emmanuel
Muslim names:
> Muhammad
> Abdullah
> Rasheed
> Ahmed
> Hassan
Atheist names:
Sagan
Dawkins
Darwin
Neil
Nye
>>73572225
fat cunt
>>73572232
>mfw Christian name
>started playing fallout 4
>starts with man and his wife
>go into room
>black baby
fucking hell
>>73572237
78kg 184cm lad
>first and middle names are both Christian saints
Swerve humanists
>>73572272
>kg
>cm
FOC
>>73572286
12.2 stone and about 6 foot
Christian names:
> Joshua
> Matthew
> John
> Joseph
> Emmanuel
Muslim names:
> Muhammad
> Abdullah
> Rasheed
> Ahmed
> Hassan
Atheist names:
> Sagan
> Dawkins
> Neil
> Darwin
> Nye
Really makes you think.
>>73572321
you are the worst poster /brit/ has ever had
jewish names?
>>73572339
Even worse than the scat porn guy?
That guy always makes me immediately close the thread.
/r/ing scat porn
Dicks out for H?r?mb?
all european names are christian/biblical in origin
.im poop porn
>>73572400
>poop
Fuck off yank
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-14/shots-fired-at-manus-island-detention-centre-asylum-seekers-say/8445274
what the FUCK?!
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