Brain meme edition
gotcha
>>73569951
the jeff foxworthy of coloreds
seems everything that could go wrong is going wrong lately
the wife for life
it me
>tfw no asian bf
anyone here read Delillo?
>>73569997
Hi I'm randy
>>73570001
>>73570011
Fuck off Randy
>>73570001
FRICK OFF, YOU CHEESE BURGER INHALING LARDBASKET
>>73569973
Brain meme is just power tiers in image form with an extra dose of irony to go along with it
about to heat up the leftover spaghetti, I will put american cheese and ketchup on it and report back
>>73569992
Everything always goes just wrong enough
choon
chune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujkcWVhVRF0
>>73570057
abhorrent eating habits and lifestyle choices
>>73570057
>leftover spaghetti
>with cheese
>and ketchup
What the hell is wrong with you
>>73569996
>>73569996
That's not a terrible looking person.
>>73570179
you're too kind
>>73570200
Aww she's so cute!!
would recommend
>>73570217
please don't tell
MODS
>>73570218
LOL. He followed my advice. Hahaha.
eating chicken and playing morrowind to be honest
>>73570228
Hihi it's true tho.
>>73570259
I do agree.
spaghetti was okay but there was too much ketchup and now my chest hurts
:(
>>73570274
Happily.
>>73570289
You're chest hurts because of the ketchup??
>>73570319
I'm gonna blame the cheese. the ketchup just affected the flavor. bit too tangy
>>73570331
Hmm okay then.
>>73570374
why did you remove me on steam?
*akward silence*
*even more award silence*
>>73570448
I didn't. I'm not a user of steam.
Another good morning thanks to pancakes
How do you do? Y'all sleeping?
>Tfw you hear your name in midnight but you are alone
>>73570474
They just went sleeping.
ew not the fr*nch and the d*tch
>>73570573
The French. They are your major ally man.
ugh the d*tchm*an is replying to me atm
now that he's gone I can assure you that I quite like the dutchman and the french to boot
>>73570700
>>73570889
I'm not going anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TZ_kLO4q4o&index=233&list=PLlkXiZI20orQE8OMg0Uo2lsJhHm7tNNZw
only video on youtube that actually makes me want to vom
I need cofeeeeeeeeree
>>73570980
Move reee
>>73570930
Is that what you call a gay Virgin? But I'm not sure about the gender.
Made a meme
>>73571054
he is STRAIGHT. get it through your damn dirty individual skull
>>73571295
Believe me he is gay as fuck.
>>73571330
gaybian maybe
>>73571361
It has tits!? If you didn't know.
Nigger nigger chicken dinner.
Nobody will even talk to me, when I want to talk.
Otherwise its all various levels of bullshit, usually when I just wake up.
>>73571554
Oh, bohoo, noone was there for you either? Noone was there for you when you needed someone?
Cry me a river.
Man up.
>>73571554
Irl or here?
>>73571654
Is this not real life?
Am what I am saying now not real?
You're too late.
Whats left is something noone will want.
>>73571799
REAL
>>73573166
go to slepe mexicant
>>73573287
NIGGA
HOURS
Life has no meaning. It's basically pointless.
>>73573359
Say that to my face
>something is getting south = something is getting worse
Why is that?
>>73573726
Brazil is such a shithole it became a saying
>>73571625
Toxic masculinity in action. This poster is black, and should be avoided.
>>73575117
Cry harder LOL
>>73573726
everyone knows Sao Paulo is full of niggers
>>73573726
perhaps its a reference to criminals escaping to mexico
>>73570218
I will slay you and your whole family
>>73573773
Made in Taiwan is like made in a shithole. Everybody knows it here. Everything made in that shithole breaks fast. Also you people stinks to shit. You're all poor subhuman scum. No beautiful people over there. You're like indians.
>>73575976
shut up mario
dont bully merigans
>>73575931
Nice! Thank you for the effort homes.
I think that's it:
>The human mind has a natural tendency to make metaphors to describe abstract concepts. In English, one such metaphor is
>"up" = good, in working order
>"down" = bad, broken
>>73576103
just looked it up
its apparently a reference to the stock market and first came into usage in the 20s
>>73576011
What a nonsensical post
>>73571175
Come on it's a good one
test
Can't wait till China+Europe destroys Taiwan
>>73570289
Kys you disgusting Medigan
U ain't from the hood if u never had ur sketti in a plastic bowl haha lyk that shit homie
>go to /cum/
>filled with taiwanese, hues, and mongols
American dream, folks.
>>73577988
>taiwanese
he's a digusting g*rman
>>73569973
Bad news guys.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you deserve to know.
>>73578019
I'm Taiwanese
>>73578019
proof? calling someone a g*rman is a huge accusation
>>73577988
this has been standard for /cum/ for a week senpai
WHY CAN'T I FIND A GOOD ONLINE GAME TO PLAY
>>73578324
>good game
>online game
pick one
>>73578324
Try Faeria if you like card games.
>>73578324
I started playing FFXIV a day ago it's p good so far
>>73578164
he's the same german shitposter that's been plaguing /cum/ for months, now he's on vacation in chyna
>>73578578
I started cum lol
*leaves the show because people were mean and wouldnt give me a sandwich*
>>73577988
t. 2nd generation singaporian with black dad
>tfw in our lifetimes Canada will become just another globalist hellhole, overpopulated with immigrants
Why are we cursed to watch beautiful things get destroyed :'(
>>73577682
>Chang doesn't realize who Taiwans military ally is
Brekkie is supposed to be here in ten lads
Taking bets as to when it will actually get here
>>73579049
Stop defending f**tkr*ut
>>73579026
I'm going to become prime minister and deport everyone who isn't white
>>73579262
>deporting yourself
>>73579309
I am 100% Anglo-Saxon
>>73579262
Good on you lad, you have my vote. Are you going to let the natives stay? I've always thought they're a completely cucked race and I find that very sad, I'd like to see them restore some pride and some genuine strength instead of just sitting around on reserves getting drunk all day
>>73579361
>deporting yourself
>>73579411
If they had strength and pride they wouldn't have been cucked like that huh LOL
>>73579411
I'd let them stay, but I think after centuries of alcoholism and resentment there's no way to fix them.
>>73579361
>Toronto
>Anglo Saxon
Mornin' cumbums
>>73579526
I'm in the 50.2%
IT AINT ME
>>73579526
>the worst hippies of the 60s fled to toronto
>the next to worst hippies of the 60s fled to san fransisco
>decades later both are filled to the brim with faggots
really makes you think
>>73579602
i aint no janitors son
>>73580190
>>73580213
not enjoying this content
get out of the car and take pictures of the nice architecture
wow theres a new kayo dot album i was not aware of
>>73580266
Don't care much for them desu
>>73580346
wishing for more heavier albums?
or why so?
>>73571175
Rude
how do I get a girl to rub her vulva on my face?
>>73580373
Idk. If I remember correctly they were kind of orchestral and I don't care for that when listening to metal.
>>73580522
Get her to like you
>>73580577
not worth it
You holding up there California?
>>73580561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M5nfcaEHO8
they play all kinds of genres
currently they're playing psychedelics stuff mostly
>>73580641
suicide barriers don't have an effect on the total number of suicides
>>73580641
>all the pictures of the ironic bridge will now have suicide barriers around it
It will much more accurately depict California now at least
I'm back!!
>>73580577
How?
>>73580641
People like jumping off it. Even out-of-staters go there to jump off because it's more "newsworthy" than "Local man jumps off apartment building."
>>73580641
I too would not want to be alive in California
I'm still here and haven't go anywhere.
>>73580698
You sure? We have barriers on parking garages and as a result suicide has gone down a lot here
>>73580730
Hi
>>73580641
They can just jump off any other road in SF and get the same results
>>73580801
Oh hi President Trump how's your day?
>>73580804
Not as iconic or memeworthy like the bridge through
Guys
How to get rid of those super deep blackheads?
And you will feel my presence until tonight.
>>73580771
I can only speak for my city but we built a suicide barrier on a bridge here. Now people just go to another bridge 5 minutes away. And of course they can still hang themselves, shoot themselves etc.
>>73580732
Just B yourself and find the one who likes you for who you really B
>>73580853
get special tape to get rid of them
I want to FUCK something right NOW
>>73580880
shit advice I'm an autistic neet "b myself" is why I'll never get gf
>>73580888
nothing ticks me off more than people homoing around with anime avatars
>>73580853
Sunlight and exercise
Also wash yourself
>>73580888
>drink from aluminum bottle
>starting to get Alzheimer's at 21
>>73580888
Literally nothing wrong with /c/ or wearing thigh highs
>>73580888
KKB isn't bad
I don't like them live because they're too forced muh quirky and and that Jap halfbreed is pretty ugly but their music is cute
>>73580944
>not having wooden bottles
I will give you the key to my heart. Be careful.
>>73581016
ill foocking smah you with that fooking gaey
>>73581016
*fucks your heart*
I'm going home
>>73581016
*nonchalantly tosses it into the trash*
>>73581070
commie street
>wake up
>people talking about north korea more
is something gonna happen?
what are the news from last night?
Me
Going to the cubs game today
Never show pictures. It gives you a insight into your personality and mental state.
>>73581135
Pretty sure that is not you
>>73581144
Have fun getting SHOT
I found that famous gay radiating thing
>>73581296
on the phone with the fbi right now
>>73581296
reported
Found this on front page of reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/realasians/comments/652nab/bingo_bango_bingo_bango/
I think I have yellow fever now
>he actually deleted it
lmoa
not gonna stop you from getting v& kiddo
Humans are primates.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primatology
it's over
>>73581397
fuck off back there
>tfw you don't smoke weed or drink alcohol and you're happy
wasnt me
>>73581144
Dr Pavel?
>>73581419
>>73581411
>>73581483
>normie filename
Checks out
>>73581510
what a terrible meme
>>73581483
Prozac is a hell of a drug.
>>73581530
>>73581556
Southern conservative Asian.
He should belong to the Northerners tho.
>>73581483
>tfw drinking booze was crippling me but now I occasionally smoke and my depression has subsided substantially, even when I don't smoke that night
Happy for the first time in years
Gonna take the meme suicide bridge
>>73581525
>it's normie to not drink or smoke
>>73581691
Been nice knowing you anon
*reads /r/politics*
Canadians where are you!!?
*Flute to the canadian dog
Not enough shitposting going on.
>>73581766
haha
look and laugh at this nobhead
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGGHHHhhhhhglkhdk;ldsdp,bljks
>>73581865
Forgot my reaction image flash drive
*FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
*PLOP*
*SPLASH*
Post.
*Canadian dog appears out of nowhere
*Wags with his tail
>48 posters
I wonder if even just one of those is a female
>>73581865
DINOSAURS
>>73582036
I would hold her in my arms and smell her hair if so
>CIA shoots up Cubs game
>/cum/ becomes internationally known
>threads get flooded with normies and ledditors
Pls dont do it
>>73582091
ヘ(^_^ヘ) CIA is an awful poster
Sex is over rated.
>>73581865
This thread is going a little too well for my liking
>>73582036
Like there has to right? Even though this is a predominantly male-ish board. There must be a girl that wants to be unnoticed.
>tfw too horny to function in society
Government provided gfs WHEN
>>73582154
Sex sucks. My dick is too sensitive so it hurts when I do sexual stuff.
>>73582154
It's a little overrated but it isn't bad tho.
hi lads
bye lads
>>73582091
I can already hear the news
"4chan member belonging to the sub group of "COOM" is found guilty of the shootout that killed 2, including 1 child, and injuring 10 others"
>tfw penis is too big for a girl and she says it hurts
>get turned off because she's in pain
>get frustrated
It's tough having a big weeny
>>73582262
Post it
>>73582262
>>get turned off because she's in pain
plebe
>>73582170
I'd say statistically yes, sometimes /cum/ has over 100 different posters. They probably just post one or two things and leave though
>>73582290
No I'm not a slut~
>>73582262
Timestamp with cock or you're actually a dicklet
>>73582346
Then I have no reason to believe that you have a big penis.
family wants me to go to my brothers fiances house until sunday to celebrate easter
>>73582295
>not getting turned off by girls in pain
psychopath
I do like it when they hurt me though DESU
just updated bios, laddies
>>73582375
>>73582381
>begging to see my dick
I thought /cum/ just pretended to be gay
>>73582381
He's gotta lil shrimp dick most likely
>>73582420
we're all gay chicanos here ese
>>73582396
Risky stuff, what was wrong that you had to do that?
>>73582396
So now you will be able to shitpost in HD??
>>73582396
post zero days
>>73582420
>lying about the size of your cock on the Internet
>getting defensive when people don't believe you and you're too cowardly to post your tiny peepee
>>73582420
Hey man, I'm just tired of all the liars that come to post here.
>he doesnt hold in his poopy so that leaky poopy farts squeeze through constantly just so he can stay high on his own stench
>>73582458
>>73582465
im having am4 platform and i had to do that get my ram running at 3200, cl15
>>73582469
what did he mean by this
>>73582489
I'm not defensive I'm just not going to post a picture of my dick in this thread, I don't care what a bunch of guys think about my weeny.
I do care that so many guys have the desire to see my weeny though.
>>73582546
Alright officially added to the tiny cock crew
>>73582562
Now your computer is good enough to post on 4chan.
>>73582516
He probably meant something like this.
>>73582546
>I- do have b-big penis, you guys! Y-you're all just a big bunch of g-...gays!
>>73582614
yes
gotta get new amd gpooou too
When she seea my d
>>73582629
Please be fake
>>73582629
umh mister jamal is so sorry for being white please have this magical device we call lappies
use it to pay taxes
Fuck Drumpf
>>73570218
People ask me, why am I for death penalty?
This is why I am for death penalty
Feel like I'm set for the next 5 years at least
>>73582733
And Hillary was suppose to be the warmonger. Fuck him
*blocks your path*
zozzle fuck this place I'm still stuck with my phenom ii
>lappies
>No money for a 10$ pc
https://youtu.be/NqBmfVUjh9I
Man going from Canada to Asia is so expensive...
>No money for a $350 Gaming PC
https://youtu.be/X-czbvPtzjg
I want hapa kids
>>73582766
>single channel and low speeds
did you set xmp and make sure your sticks are in correct slots?
FUCK ALL THESE GIRLS FLAUNTING THEIR SEXUALITY IN THIS WARM WEATHER BUT THEY WONT EVEN FART IN MY DIRECTION
>>73582918
I just want to fug asian qts
YOUR NUTS ARE GONNA BE QUAKING BUDDY
YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT CUUUUUUUUUUM
YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT HOT CUUUUUUUM
>>73582932
Task Manager is reading them in at 2133 MHz
I think Speccy just doesn't like my RAM
Had my scrotal ultrasound, ate my breakfast, now doig a think
>>73583083
speccy reports them at half of the speed due to dual channel shit
Should I just stop coming on 4chan? Arw there any tangible benefits I would miss?
>>73583093
Your shopping list?
>>73583093
wow you can choose what you want to eat
how much do you pay for your healthcare?
its the same as in finland? super commie tier?
I want to own a home someday
>>73583119
Shitposting on 4chan is being productive. What else would you be doing instead?
>>73582993
Same
>>73583119
If you leave 4chan. You'll have nothing to do and just come back.
Just work on finding something to do, rather than work on just trying to not go on 4chan.
Nice thick creampie
>>73583152
But the Jews
>>73583175
>>73583185
You make good points. I actually don't want to do anything more difficult than shitpost. Now I am sad.
>>73583255
You don't have to be sad. You belong in our club.
>finally meet a girl who likes me back
>she's funny, smart, cute, charming, and a little bit of a tomboy
>go out on a date
>we just spend hours, walking around, holding hands, and exploring the city
>about to kiss her
>wake up
>>73583249
Don't worry, she won't get pregnant
>>73583205
At least you're not cumming on birds like Portugal
>>73583300
M Y L I F E
>>73583146
I don't think it's super bad idk tho
And yeah the food is p good, each bed has it's own tv, etc
Still hoping to get out soon and that I don't have to spend two weeks on IV after my blood is clean
>invite my american friend to my city
>he comes from texas and has a CCW
>tells me he doesn't like being unarmed
>mfw he buys a brass walking stick to replace his CCW
What the heck makes americans like this?
>>73583453
Texans can be like that
>>73583461
Wow that's pathetic.
Humid as balls lads
>>73583461
is this the german poster?
It's almost summer and I won't be able to wear sweatshirts to hide my messy t-shirt that I wear for weeks on end
>>73583566
Wear a light jacket.
Thats what I do.
>tfw old outdated computer
cpu is actually running at 4.4
>>73570114
gay
>>73583453
The spics, niggers, chinks, etc
Gotta be careful of your average white man these days too, as he might be planning a shooting
>>73583611
>forgot pic
I'm a fucking mess
>>73583487
What happens in Texas to make the locals act like that?
>>73583611
2500k or something?
>>73583647
spics
>>73583642
ah you're set for atleast one year
How do we teach amerifriends it's safer with fewer guns?
>>73583566
>>73583596
What about developing a sense of swlf respect?
>>73583690
>3570
>980ti
>at least one year
bit of an understatement bud
>>73583701
people have less power if they give up guns
it's not about safety
>>73583739
>1080p at 60
its fine unless everything is set to max
>>73583712
I'm trying to, I'v made great strides this past year.
Still not 100% yet.
>>73583701
More guns. The problem is poor people and the mentally ill. We need a brave new society that makes room for everyone.
>>73583701
>anybody can buy and carry a gun at any time in my state
>one of the lowest violent crime rates in the world
How do we teach the world it's safer with fewer minorities?
What clothes do you guys have. (I know this is a boring uninteresting question)
>>73583779
Good lad.
>>73583761
There is literally nothing that will make a 980ti stutter at 1080p
So many good movies on the Telly today buds
>>73583828
wildlands is quite heavy 2bh
>>73583814
Boring uninteresting clothes.
>>73583880
Like what?
>>73583814
Shirts and sweaters I have had since highschool (im 20.4) and 2 pairs of jeans. I BOUGHT A NIce winter coat last year and a good fleece this winter.
>>73583860
a 980ti can comfortably run wildlands at 1440p on max let alone 1080
>>73583814
Whatever clothes people buy me. I haven't bought clothes for myself since highschool (10~ years ago)
>>73583902
$5 black shirts from wal-mart
$30 blue jeans from wal-mart
$120 adidas originals
>>73583566
Are you me
>>73584016
Yes, you're me except I wear $30 New Balance shoes