> tfw you live 10 000 km away of civilisation

>>73567259
>tfw you live 11052 KM away of civilisation

what do you mean? madagascar is right there

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>Le Tampon
Is this a joke?

>>73567259
I haven't been out of the Central valley of California in a long ass time so no I don't know your feels.

I'd like to travel but I'm grounded because of alcoholism.

>>73567326
kek. almost as stupid as wagga wagge

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>>73567259
I could be worse, you could actually be living in France.

>>73567333
please stop drinking so much baka

Is Réunion pronounced as "ray-uni-on"?

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>>73567259
Wait a minute, that flag

>>73567390

You're lucky, at least you will have time to react if WWIII starts. Also do you have to worry about being robbed while going shopping (or hunting idk). I can't even relax in my own house.

>>73567653
poo

>>73567653
It's pronounced poo-in-loonion

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>>73567788
BANTZ so good POO BTFO LoLz xDxD

>>73567788
>>73567820
good one Australia

>>73567259
i had a friend from mauritius.

he tells me its a multicultural paradise with no racism and religious tolerance. is it true?

>>73567838
> no racism
> Mahorans are treated like shit

Pick one

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>>73567823
>being this mad over a meme
lel
>>73567825
Thanks Yank

>>73567788
Based New Zealand

>>73567851
Why did Mayotte vote to join a French department?
Also what benefits would Mayotte as an overseas department on 31 March 2011 which also became an outermost region of the European Union on 1 January 2014, following the 2009 referendum vs their previous status before the referendum?

>>73567333
stop drinking, get your shit together and get outta the valley. i have quite some friends who went in and out of the path you're in, and they do a lot better once they pull it together and move out.

>>73568085
Because they hate comorians idk

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>>73567968
>He thinks I'm mad
Every time I'm mad, I remind myself that literally 1/4 of Australia is just Pajeets and Zhangs which makes me laugh.

>>73567259
>he's a spherecuck

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>>73568195
we need someone to work at 7/11 and indian takeaways for save wages

>>73568262
slave wages, i should say

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>>73568279
>mfw australia will turn into our designated shitting island by 2050

>>73568383
>he doesn't think india will collapse with the impending tsunami of poo
superpower by 2020

>>73567259
So are you a white Frenchman or an African?
I know a dude from Mauritius and he's mixed, is that common there?

>>73568422
>He doesn't know that all 1.2 billion Indian will move to Australia and make it their colony when that happens

>>73567851
>Mahorans
I thought it was an unihabited island when the French showed up. There were dodos though

>>73568455
My skin is white. I don't know my ancestors.

Many of us are mixed.

>>73568499
So how's the economy there, and are migrants common?

>>73568526
Unemployment rate is 30%, poverty 52%.

Migrants are mostly shitskins from Mayotte.

>>73567259
Do you speak Créole ?

>>73568574
Oui mi koze kreol petit zoreil

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>>73568582
>petit zoreil
pas de brimades stp

>>73568598
Ce n'est pas un terme péjoratif mon ami