/cum/

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>>73566027
i have a can of this in my fridge

feelin sad

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What the- is that your penis? Oh my god, it's ridiculous! Why are you showing me that tiny thing? That baby dick is gross. Anon, you're such a loser.

>>73566048
stores in my area only sell the tourist looking maple syrup

http://dickcode.creativerobot.co/?c=p1_400401210-2222120B0-80424

Welll?

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>product of quebec

NEEED a qt yank anglophile gf tbpqhwyfam

>>73566048
>>73566049
Is Canada still sort of a good place to live in? Is it still... White?

>>73566069
Maple syrup is a east coast thing and primarily produced in Quebec.

>>73566080
>Is Canada still sort of a good place to live in? Is it still... White?
yes

don't believe nepali basketweaving forum memes

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>>73566066
who made this and why

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>>73566079
>Qt
check
>yank
no, live in the south
>anglophile
yes
>gf
I'm not a girl

Sorry I didn't fit your criteria, James.

>>73566080
stay out of the big cities

>>73566069
the overwhelming majority of the entire world's maple syrup supply is from Kwuhbeck

>>73566097
Instead of sending dickpics people send this

>>73566080
its more white than america

>there are people that care about the whiteness of a location
it's 2017

I think I overdosed on weed buds
Felt like I was gonna die

>>73566097
i also want to know this

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>You can't just bomb all your problems aw.....

>>73566132
Yes, it's 2017, in the timeline where a literal racist bigot named Drumpf won the presidency, why aren't you racist now?

>>73566132
have you ever been to toronto lol the white people are a minority

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>>73566132
Maybe if you're a filthy French descendant you don't care about whites, but a lot of us who aren't frog bastards do.

>>73566160
the surge in racist attacks since the election shows it's definitely spreading

>>73566132
the most awkward times are had when social liberals seek out extremely white areas...

...or when they want to travel to dangerous countries with little regard for the crime rates there

Y'know, if America can elect Donald fucking Trump at 60% whiteness, I really do feel optimistic for the future of Britain and the rest of Europe. Thank you lads for the hope.

leafs blew a 2-0 lead and lost in OT boys

riots in markham when???

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>wanted to see Your Name in theaters really badly
>finally get back home
>plan on seeing it tmrw
>last showing was fucking today
Have to say I'm a bit ticked

>>73566132
Have you ever felt like a stranger in your own home country?

Its a bit fucked

>>73566196
white """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

are finished

let it go

>>73566196
Kick out the liberal Scots and get the English Nationalists in power.

>>73566203
I'm gonna see it this weekend

I hope its subbed and not dubbed trash

>>73566196
aren't your elections decided by the sheer number of votes, as opposed to counting them up into an electoral college system?

french election is coming up, I'm very interested to see the results. macron looks very attractive desu

>>73566202
hockey riots best riots

>>73566218
this. asian century i'm converting to yellow

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>>73566188
>I'm a tolerant liberal who loves brown people and wtf, Drumpf won, I'm going to move to Canada and not Mexico!
Hmmm, rly makes me ponder

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opinions on this novel?

>>73566203
Your Loss hahaha

>7" circumference
surely this is isn't a thing

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>>73566241
you gottem

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The absolute STATE of the Blue Jays rn

>>73566235
the most powerful book on the planet

I'm trapped on the toilet without any toilet paper

Someone please send help

>>73566255
why did they take the barbed wire off lucille

wow i knew the gays watched baseball

>>73566259
you live there now

>>73566250
>be me
>handsome
>smart
>tall
>..5" long dicklet

Why, God?

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>watching sports in 2017
would you like bread with your circae, fuccbois?

>>73566265
Game day

>>73566266
Nothing on Earth is more heterosexual than smacking balls with your wood for months on end

Baseball is so boring, watch a real manly sport losers

>>73566292
curling is pretty great

>>73566203
haha you just reminded me im gonna go watch it in UltraAFX with english subs tomorrow downtown :)

why dont you take the lirr into the city to wach it? im sure its still playing somewhere in nyc

>>73566292
i only watch pro red vining, the last true sport of the

HWHYTE man

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>>73566292
t. Poo Gays fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2nX3FdRyR0

pretty good short documentary on Madoff

>tfw just a tad tipsy
Feels light lads.

>>73566315
i DON'T like baseball, l2r chi

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>>73566347
>I-I HATE baseball
>Tears welling in his eyes as the Poo Gays lose ANOTHER game to based Baltimore

Habs better win tomorrow desu

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womenkind is killing me

Is it gay to let a guy suck your dick?

>>73566235
>brown skin
>mind
*record scratch*

>>73566381
a bit

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never forget

>>73566381
no its only gay if you suck the dick

>>73566381
only if you don't pretend it's a girl

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I like the basedball.

>>73566392
who

>>73566413
shit forced meme

>>73566413
this is a really nice image

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>>73566360
Baseball is boring and not worth my time I don't care if they lose

>>73566392
I think you meant to say Washington Nationals :^)

Also fuck the Nationals

Mets/Marlins are in the 13th inning kek

hit that bong, /cum/

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What is it that drives a leaf to be rude?

So that chick that drank bleach.

Did she really or was that just a made up story?

cuz that shit stinks.

I'd rather just booze up till I died.

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>hit that bong, /cum/

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>when my friend says they are super hungry for pizza

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>>73566360
>based Baltimore
>last won the Worlds Eries in 1983

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Ah yes, baseball

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>>73566481

>>73566453
punished canada

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ah,yes. The basedball.

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>>73566453
>>73566495

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>>73566453
A strong inferiority complex.

Eating frosted flake
They're GRRREEAAT

>>73566491
Am a big fan of the baseball elements of this baseball-related image.

>>73566491
>baseball
>Brooklyn nets

>>73566048
I don't refrigerate my syrup

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why do girls pretend to wear clothes?

Canadians are actually really nice IRL if you believe it or not

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stop female posting

http://www.mlbstream.me/baseball/465392/2/miami-marlins-vs-new-york-mets-live-stream-online.html

going to the 14th fucking inning

honestly i need a big thicc latino bf

>>73566540
even after opening the tin? i plug it with a carved down wine cork and put it in the fridge along with things like ketchup and mayo

>>73566299
I'm not buying a 20 dollar ticket for an hour train ride into fucking penn station to see a movie, there is only one theater showing it on the island now and I've never been to it but it only has showings at 930pm and 1230am, im only here for 3 more days and I'm expecting to spend each night with my friends so idk what I'm going to do

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>>73566541
What do you mean?
>>73566543
I've only known a couple of Canadians in real life and they acted no different from Americans.

>>73566551
It's mostly sugar and water, I don't see how it can go bad

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>>73566549
>American wants to be fucked up the ass by spics
I hope you voted for Hillary then

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>>73566428
EMBARRASSMENT

>>73566470
#1 American rn

Welcome to Birdland NIGGA

>>73566548
Goddamn

>>73566556
>paying for the train
gay
>not wanting to visit nyc anyway
gay

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>caring about April stats

new around here, bucko?

>>73566114

The overwhelming majority of maple syrup is overrated, hyper overpriced trash

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>>73566586
>Baltimore
>symbol is a nigger bird
Having a think

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Is this considered normal?

lmao my nigga Jeffery Lord just compared Trump to MLK

>>73566573
never said i'd bottom, and fuck off with that Hillary shit, Ling-sung Chao

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>giants

>>73566080
>Is it still... White?

76.8%, quite a lot higher than the US, which tries to includes Hispanics just to improve the number

>60%

>>73566607
Only in the USA

>>73566607
No.

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>>73566605
>Toronto
>symbol is a faggot bird

>>73566572
it gets crusty

>>73566607
Cuckolding is a high IQ fetish. You wouldn't understand

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>>73566604
Remember how we had that maple syrup heist?

>>73566167

I keep hearing this meme, yet every time I go I see majority whites everywhere.

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>>73566562
>>73566517
>>73566491
uhh sauce plz famlam

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>>73566634
Would you like to get cucked by this person?

why is there such a large jewish community in NYC? never really understood

>>73566622
But we're 72.4% if you include ""White"" Hispanics.

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>>73566590
>wanting to visit nyc

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>>73566607
nah, honestly I'm a pathetic, selfish idiot who gets jealous easily

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>>73566618
>faggot gets this mad about Hillary
No need to be upset Jamal Enrique

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>>73566495
Canada's 4chan themesong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU

>"Faggots to the end"

>>73566648
Not powerful enough

>>73566633
that's just dry sugar. perfectly edible and tasty

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>>73566643
this is based on where people live, white people cluster in old toronto during the day because they live and work there and there also white tourists

>>73566647
https://www.instagram.com/grabaeleni/

just had a wank gonna nebulize some cannabis and breathe it in haha

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Why aren't you guys commemorating with your family the Last Supper of your buddy Jesus? Does /cu/ even celebrate easter anymore?

>>73566630
>Blue Jay
>not knowing it's the most alpha passerine
Do you live in an apartment building or something?

>>73566675
Also
https://xhamster.com/photos/view/7337345-128539839.html#content
>>73566685
Dumb Catholic

Is there a list of cutesy pet names that I could call my gf every now and then? I'm tired of using the same 6 names every time.

>>73566649
montreal has a really large jewish community as well that might surprise you
>>73566652
watch movie at 9:30 go for drinks after with friends in the city

>>73566679
shoulda done the reverse order desu

>Trump drops $312 million worth of ordnance on mudbloods roleplaying as gophers
>can't spend $10 million to keep PBS funded

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>>73566659
How about this? She seems aggressive.

>>73566694
necons are fucking dumb

>>73566679
>no putting two adderalls every 4 hours and pounding your little stim dick for 16 hours straight
fucking basic

>>73566654
i dont feel like this is wrong because its backed up by intense loyalty

ya feel me?

>>73566700
>pseudointellectuality
I'm unironically turned on

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>prof says thing will be on the test
>thing is not on the test

>>73566607
His argument would hold a lot more ground of he also had sex with other partners, considering he keeps stating "We" while making his points. It's made even worse by the fact he doesn't even get to watch the act itself, which is the main appeal to most cuckold fetishists.

When in reality it's just other dudes fucking his wife and him making excuses to soften the blow that he's getting literally nothing out of the deal.

>>73566694
$312million to defeat terrorists is money well-spent imo

>>73566691
what's her name?

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>>73566694
>cutting down the national parks budget and opening up bidding on land to corporations
ugh

>>73566674
Brampton is 32% white? jesus christ

>>73566741
I don't usually use her name so it doesn't matter.

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>>73566692
>in the city
Yeah no, the city is smelly and I've already been there enough to last me a lifetime

>>73566727
I have trouble trusting people.

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>>73566674
>Average Montreal man

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>>73566730
How's this?

>>73566689
>Poo Gay
>Not the most overrated passerine

Oriole >>>> Poo Gay

>>73566789
How are names like that even legal

>>73566811
>I have zero tolerance for the delusional!

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Can you guess what happened next?

>>73566878
The Blue Jays lost

How do Canadabros feel about the legalization?

I'm not big on it. Not looking forward to having a bunch of stoners wander around.

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>>73566834
>aggressive towards humans who come close to its nest, and if an owl roosts near the nest during the daytime the blue jay mobs it until it takes a new roost. However, blue jays have also been known to attack or kill other smaller birds and sleeping, foliage-roosting bat species such as Lasiurus borealis. Jays are very territorial birds, and they will chase others from a feeder for an easier meal.
>wussy oriole
>Predation is a common source of mortality, typically also occurring with eggs, nestlings and fledgings. Common predators at Baltimore oriole nests can include common grackles, American crows, Blue Jays

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>tfw no nikki haley gf to breastfeed you
I feel sikh

>>73566878
>boreball
The crowd fell asleep

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>>73566878
We lost one of our best players by lowballing him and then starting the next season 1-8?

>>73566897
You're gonna have to deal with it for a year and then the novelty effect wears off and people start making fun of faggot stoners who think dude weed lmao is the epitome of mankind.

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>>73566733
>Last semester of undergrad year
>Professor constantly calls out other students because they're on their phones
>She knows Seniors in Spring semester have 100% checked out of school since they've been giving a damn about school for almost a decade
>Doesn't call me out since I get 95% plus on her exams
Fucking college

>>73566897
>Not looking forward to having a bunch of stoners wander around
>implying it's not already like this

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>>73566916
>black
>intelligent

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>>73566911
Sugoi, you must be a friend who likes to mate with himself!

brit has a better edition than us >>73566871

>>73566956
I don't want anyone else touching my cock. It's perfect

>>73566932
>hisashi ouchi
heh

Just took a peepee what do you guys think about that

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>>73566961
>American made it

>>73566977
Did it burn

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>>73566878
>>73566907
You know, for hyping up the Blue Jay as an alpha bird, you guys really suck at winning games

>>73566934
I already figured this, I just think there is going to be a huge influx of stonerfags smoking up wherever.

>>73566916
This honestly feels like the best case scenario. I hope it won't last too long though

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>>73566961
Wow, you must be a friend who is good at destroying countries with a failed ideology and starving the poor!

>>73566977
if your urine wasn't clear then you aren't adequately hydrated and must do your best to drink more water!

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>>73567002
I hope Trudeau has a change of heart and starts executing all dude weed lmao faggots over the age of 22

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>>73566027
hola compadres

>>73566991
no but I didnt shake it hard enough and now theres peepee in my boxers

>>73567011
thanks water chan

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>>73566993
>Blue Jays have the most recent Worlds Eries title of the two teams
>Blue Jays have the most recent East Division title of the two teams

>>73567042
and yet, they lost the game. maybe they should win more games and less awards

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>>73567021
Mexicans are rare on /cum/ now, Trump finally built the great firewall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79gBiXlFgFk
hahahahaha

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>>73567042
1 - 8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfbnSb8kFkI

>>73567016
>I hope Trudeau has a change of heart

He won't it's already well under way. He says the provinces are going to make up most of the rules though. We'll see how that goes.

goodnight yank scum

>>73567073
>April
Did you just start watching baseball for the first time or something?

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Would you give $10,000 a month to this lovely person? She's clearly not a shameless but an absolutely contributing member of society.

>>73567085
>non-flag user insulting us based on locations he cannot see

Which Trudeau do you admire more: Justin or Pierre?

I think I'll go with the latter for CoRaF

>>73567106
I dislike them both

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>>73567087
No I'm just making fun of you while I can because knowing the O's we're gonna burn out by June

>>73567098
>no dick
Best I can do is 3.50

hey boys scoo ducks

>>73567106
Wasn't alive during Pierre rule so I can't say.

I honestly haven't paid attention to politics until a couple years ago. My first vote was for the last federal election. Didn't seem to make much of a difference either way.

hard not to view people as subhuman automatons with no real value that exist to pursue darwinistic goals

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>16th inning

another flunked class, anoter bottle to drown my sorrows.

good night cum

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>>73567162
sleep tight

Parents and brother (through parents, the little shit) just gave me shit for being too "aggressive" at home even though I usually just keep to myself 95% of the time

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>>73567173
kisses u
^3^

>>73567162
nighty night.

>>73567161
Git Gud

>>73567155
>Implying you aren't the same.

>>73567116
I couldn't tell whether it was ironic or not from a homosexual Dakotan mutt.

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>hard not to view people as subhuman automatons with no real value that exist to pursue darwinistic goals

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Pay for everything while I contribute nothing.

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>>73567210
I am NOT a homosexual

>>73567221
thirstskins will defend this

>>73567221
I've always wanted to raise 4 stepchildren

Drumbvfpt's solution to everything: drop a fucking bomb on it

Whats a good place to bullshit with people?

Drunk and on drugs and I'm feeling somewhat sociable.

>No new posts
What did they mean by this

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>>73567261
>yfw he does it to solve inner city violence

Would you ever date/marry a woman who already had a kid?
What if the reason she's single is because her first husband died in an accident or was KIA?

>>73567294
find a nice irc channel

>>73567294
/cum/
Omegle
Club penguin
Moonbase alpha
Tf2 chat

>>73567304
At this point thats pretty much all thats left in terms of choices. 27 and still single. All the other ones are either batshit crazy or fugly

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>>73567304
No, raising some lazy shit's kid is fucking stupid

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>>73567313
>>73567314
thanks buds

>>73567304
Yes, memes aren't actually real life contrary to popular belief

>>73567304
You have to kill the child from the previous mate to establish your dominance

>>73567325
just go to another country where you can marry a 16 year old

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Haha you can see this lady's boobs

>>73567381
>censoring art
Pussy

>>73567367
no thanks. Don't want to leave the country, plus I'm sure all those countries are shit tier.

>>73567304
date with no plans for a long term commitment

>>73567304
I'll just tell it to her straight: It's me or the kid.

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>>73567389
Don't wanna risk getting janny'd, anon.

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>>73567404
Art and primitives is fair game as laid out in the Janny-Anon accords of 2003.

Anyone else /bluejays/ here?

>>73567422
me la

>Blue Jays
Why not root for a good team?

>>73567422
I don't watch baseball

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>>73567304
If I'm like 30+, she had kids at like a reasonable age, has her own life together and isn't a harpie looking for cash, and her husband died or some shit, then yea.

Not the fucking scumfuck cunts who fucked their own lives up at like 19 by having 3 kids with some retarded meth head and now demand other people to finance them so they can keep avoiding any sort of responsibility in life but are too narcissistic for prostitution so they go down a further hole of complete delusion and smugly act like cunts on online in hopes of some dipshit faggot giving her half his salary so she looks at him for 10 seconds on skype

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>>73567422
Hmm?

>>73567465
Boreioles are so boring

>>73567304
No way I'd rather die alone

>>73567445
Why's it always uggos who "want to be spoiled"?

I actually kinda enjoy watching the Blue Jays desu. It's always a shit show and I love what a piece of shit Bautista is. Donaldson is kinda funny too when he tries to get bro philosphy with his swing and stupid gay earring. Gibbons doing his Ray Liotta impression is a good time too.

>>73567403
women will ALWAYS pick their kids
it's hardcoded into them

Last time i was in Toronto I ended up paying $8.50 for a beer at a bar

>>73567488
I think negroes have yet to evolve that gene

>>73567403
You don't want a woman who's willing to abandon her kids for a man.

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>>73566027
>TFW you watched a stream with some memelords from /tv/, which was real comfy and you want to do it again, but it's been 2 weeks and there's no streams.

Feels bad.

>>73567498
Is that USD? that's not atypical for most places. I mean it's about a buck 50 more than the regular, but it depends on the beer.

>>73567506
i'm just memeing

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>>73567481

>>73567445
your posts are always fire

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>>73567483
God knows why

>>73567537
CAD. So that's about $6.40USD and that's just for a regular Bud Light.

The local bar in my town only charges $4.50 for a beer ($3.40)

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>>73567062

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Easder?

>>73567642
Not yet. 1 more hour.

huh I have a lab tomorrow

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/13/us/michigan-doctor-fgm-cutting.html?_r=0

henry ford is spinning in his grave

>>73567682
Is female circumcision is illegal? Or was it the method that the "doctor" used that was unlwful?

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>>73567682
This seems memeworthy

>>73567725
>t. incapable of even briefly skimming the article

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>>73567757
t. drunk and on drugs right now.

I'll skim it though. Just because you bitched about it.

>>73567757
The procedure, which is illegal in the United States, is typically performed on girls before they reach puberty and can lead to infections, childbirth complications or pain during urination or menstruation.

I see now.

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>>73567768
>drunk and on drugs right now

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Northern flyover states are paying too much for rusty cars desu

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>>73567806
Who else are you going to point fingers at and shame???

http://localchurchbiblepublishers.com/bibles/bibles/hand-size/355-hand-size-standard-black/

bought this bible lads

*hisses*

Is Omegle just bots or is it just me?

>>73567850
Good for you. What are you going to do with it?

>>73567856
Da fuq

>>73567874
read it. I use a nasb or nkjv for studying but I realized the kjv is so popular, I should probably have a nice one for whenever I have time for some casual reading

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>tfw no long term group of wisconsinite pals

>Tfw no pals at all

>>73567900
New Oxford study bible is best, gives you the historical background of everything going on and explanations of translations

>>73567910
I'll be your pal

>>73567916
what are you doing with the new testament you jew

Asterisks are the liars of the truth

*soothsays*

>>73567900
You a religious man? Do you read the bible for any specific purpose other than casual reading?

>>73567931
Fuck off I'm not your pal, buddy

>>73567937
>>73567951
and in asterisk there's a character who's a soothsayer omfg

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>>73567936

>>73567952
俺はおちんちんが大好きなんだよ

There's drunk shits right outside my window on a fucking thursday
what did I do to deserve this

https://youtu.be/ikgHjXwgsz8

>>73567989
You didn't celebrate easter last year

>>73567916
I'm looking it up, the RSV one looks pretty interesting. Even has the apocrypha
>>73567958
Yes, I've been Christian for about 4 years now

>>73567952
Me on the left

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Party hard bro

>>73567952
Me in the middle

>>73567989
Everything always goes just wrong enough

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>>73567989
stop living in civilization

>>73567989
Thirsty Thursday bro

>>73568045
Don't you need an ID/DL to get into the army?

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the team lost

>>73568045
haha I hate blacks

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The bf

NEW NEW NEW

>>73568060

>>73568060

>>73568060

NEW NEW NEW

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>>73568059
Fuck u Whiteboi.

>>73568029
>>73568029
Real New

>>73568016
>Yes, I've been Christian for about 4 years now
Born again? How come may I ask?

>>73567989
Not going out and having fun yourself. Plus its a long weekend for most people.

>>73568067
>furshit
Shant be going to that one

>10 whole posts early
Was it autism?

>>73568059
Really? wtf is wrong with you? I just hate niggers.

I mean I really hate niggers.

Black people are cool though.

>>73568076
This one was first just kidding guys.

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>>73568045
Why is this such a meme issue in the USA? In Canada you have to have approved government issued picture ID, a combination of other ID &/or mail addressed to you, or someone to take an oath that you are the person you say you are.

Can't you just do something like that to appease both the nogs and the people who want voter IDs?

>>73568088

>Born again? How come may I ask?
I was having a drug overdose. I prayed and was healed instantly. It wasn't a bad trip, I felt myself dying. I went through a year or so journey to discover which God it was that saved me, and I came to Christ

*blocks your path*

konnichiwa CUM