/brit/

1st for /a/

anime

NOT a fan of the pseudointellectual leaf

sod off to /lit/

Fine. Kek shall decide, evens I drink, odds I don't

Irish are the biggest Ameriboos in Europe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1JIgtX5pCk

https://youtu.be/HF46GALAFAo

Tune

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mmmm?

>>73565168
ye i'd say he's the worst poster in /brit/

Just did a really big poo and it hurt my bottom :(

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>>73565168
>>73565157

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easder :DD

>>73565189
*massages it better*

gay peruANO

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being obliterated by a nuclear blast would be a pretty comfy way to go

>>73565144
ah yes 300 gorillion dollars well spent fucking up sandniggers literally hiding under sand

>>73565194
is that from NV?
never used to like it when it came out but it's grown on me over the years, my favourite in the series now

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>>73565211
>>73565217

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Degenerates like you belong on the cross.

>>73565226
Hopefully obsidian will make a fallout 4 spin off, Bethesda are fucking useless cunts

>>73565230
WAN MIRRON TROOPS

>>73565252
YOU CAN MOVE YOUR FAT BODY FREERY

Eating my coke bogies

who /survivalistsriflewithhandloadedammunition/ here

Grew out of videogames when I was 17

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>>73565226
felt the same
I had mixed feelings about it, liked it much more than 3 but I bought the console version first and it has horribly buggy and deleted my saves.

PC version is one of my favourite games after the originals

>>73565268
>tfw made a "hardcore mode" survivalist hunter character just for this rifle

>>73565219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiGFS_Aq3A8

new vegas was an autistic shit game for autists

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I've never seen a night so long
When time goes crawling by
The moon just went behind the clouds
To hide its face and cry

Did you ever see a robin weep
When leaves begin to die
That means he's lost the will to live
I'm so lonesome I could cry

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Lads...

Limited nuclear war is the only way to mitigate the ecological consequences of global industrial capitalism in such a way as to preempt an end Permian level extinction event due to the positive feedback mediated release of clathrate sequestered methane.

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Liking this Steel Division game lads

>>73565280
I've never played it on PC. Got it on PS3. Wasn't too buggy for me luckily.

>>73565305
Atleast he isn't a vassal of King Hairloss

>>73565333
maybe latter versions were better, or maybe Xbox was just trash

>>73565325
>real time strategy
eww

DYNAMO DOING THE SPLITS ON THE TABLE ON CHRISTMAS

i can imagine dying in a nuclear holocaust

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>>73565300
Zoikz!

>>73565280
Fallout 2 was one of the best gaymes ever made.
Baldurs Gate 1 and 2. Icewind Dale too.
Planescape was alright, if you liked text

mostly play battlefield 2 aix these days

maybe I shouldn't get drunk feel ill desu

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Me and the lads heading to the gym.

>>73565350
It's actually real time tactics sweetie x

>>73565374
i bet they all play videogames :)

>>73565374
why are you bringing a dog to the gym?

>>73565354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4

might get into pc gaming
scared of wasting my money and fucking it up somehow though

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>>73565365
Fallout 1 was really fantastic but people ignore it because its not as "open"
its a short game too but really great, only game where I've actually been moved by the ending.

>>73565270
Same desu, only play soulsborne these days

New resident EV game looks good though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwPEqGGTJBg

just imploded metaphysically into my third eye and am standing face to face with my ego

>>73565365
for the feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W80tmfVcQCo

>>73565395
just pirate everything
I barely spend anything ever on games

MDMA > all other drugs

20 years old and never had a job btw

AMA

>>73565413
nah I mean the parts, buying the right ones, putting it all together, keeping it working etc

>>73565258
This version is better imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxgVn2H38B4

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>>73565425
same here
you a NEET or student?

i think when i die i will just wake up in a higher level of the simulation and this will continue until i die in the real world(where i made all the simulations) forever

>>73565428
It's not that hard lad, just read around the topic a bit, ask a few places for advice.

If you're not a mong you can do it and I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on whether you're a mong or not x

Business idea: move to rural Ireland and impress farm girls with my sophisticated American ways

>>73565396
I loved it too sir.

>>73565422
maybe if you're a runt who wants a fried egg for a brain
also high chance of being a furry
>>73565428
you don't need an insane computer honestly and everything is just plug and play now so not much to stress about

19 years old, virgin, never had a job, never talked to a girl, and got kicked out of sixth form twice
AMA

>>73565395
the only way to fuck it up is by listening to shills and retards who tell you what to buy
learn the facts, you will save a lot of grief
putting it together is by far the easy and uninteresting part, everything just fits

>>73565444

NEET obviously

>>73565422
Enjoy the brain damage you spiritual runt

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JUST quit my job
officially unemployed
lovin the freedom

>>73565456
>never talked to a girl
What does this even mean?

>>73565451
>Sophisticated American ways

Hmmmm
Ahh yes of course

>>73565467
>>73565454
but I love you both so much
I really do appreciate you lads :3

ah yes a thread on the united kingdom sub that isn't about brexit is still full of circle jerking whining

>wah wah wah muh chocolate
fuck off ye runts

>>73565476
bit of hyperbole desu, I've had a platonic conversation with maybe two girls in my whole life

>>73565476
I would also say that. Past early childhoods, past ten I'd say, I have never really spoken to a girl like she was my friend let alone romantic interest.

>>73565456
>never talked to a girl
how?

>>73565459
any plans?

>>73565456
whyd you get kicked out

@73565454
>also high chance of being a furry
...

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A political chart perhaps?

>>73565458
>>73565454
>>73565450
hmmm alright
think i'll go for it after i'm done with uni in june
gonna spend my student loan money on it

>>73565487
Pills are great. Come downs are great with friends. Don't listen to these idiots.

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>>>/fit/41066443

>>73565393
>he doesn't have a gym dog

>>73565486
These aren't your typical posh West Brit cunts from Dublin, they'd be impressed by a smooth talking wiseacre cityslicker Yank like moi

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>>73565514
outstanding post

>>73565456
I was like you
>17 years old finally lost my virginity
>Kicked out of college, went to a good sixth form the year after, ended up leaving after two days months
>Now I'm 23 on the diplomatic stream

You can do whatever you put your mind to mate

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>You can do whatever you put your mind to mate

>>73565535
ahh yes losing your virginity at 17 is very similar to being 19 and never having spoke to a girl

>20 yrs old
>frequently accused of being autistic
>literally say less than 100 words a week
>share room and clothes with my brother
>never spoken to a girl past childhood
>pathologically quiet voice, never make eye contact, and have gone to around ten social outings in the past five years

AMA

>>73565535
you dont sound like him

>>73565503
same except i've never spoken to a girl as a friend

>>73565550
>have gone to around ten social outings in the past five years
Jog on normie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmUsJvRv7U

>>73565551
>>73565547
17/19 year old birgin doesn't make a difference

>>73565550
how do you wank if you share a room with your brother?

>>73565550
Are you a skelly?
Favourite food?
Favourite sport?
Favourite game?

>>73565505

> any plans?

> get a job
> save enough to move out
> attempt to start an mmorpg gold farm
> if that fails i'll probably save enough so i can work part time & attempt year 12 again then study something at uni, or go to trade school and learn how to plumb.

just trying to get a job atm tho lol

>>73565409
David Warner. What a guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6LbhhoOSIw

>>73565562
They were mostly symbolic. My "friends" only do anything with me when the outing itself is widely known and expected (meaning they have no excuse to ignore me). Nonetheless, I have become genuinely ignored now.

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>>73565565
We posting 50s choons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmYiJ98o7l4

>>73565566
you lost yours at 17
at 19 he sees no way he will ever have sex
that is the difference

>>73565568
bathroom

>>73565570
>skinnyfat
>roast ham
>normalfag ball shit nty
>dragon age origins (mediocre i know but really filled a classic style rpg niche in a stylish new way)

New gimmick: Jizz
used instead of cheers haha

>>73565507
Just never turned up and when I did I was stoned.

>>73565535
Sure mate, I was a NEET for a year, tried to kill myself twice and recently spent a week in a psychward. I'm fucked for life lad. I'm going to a different sixth form now and they're making the deadlines and stuff easier for me, so maybe I will make it to uni eventually.

Welsh are bro tier

business idea: jizz in the gf's hair while she's asleep

Business idea: drive through mcdonalds to get a soft serve for 30 or 50 cents (not sure which it is anymore)

business/gimmick idea: jizz in the mcdonalds

Business idea: jizz in the gf's hair when she's awake and explicitly tells me not to

>>73565606
At 17 I had no idea I would be having sex

I lost my virginity to my second cousin in a field

What exactly is it called to have a pathologically quiet undeveloped voice created by anxiety? It's a little better now, but in school whenever I'd talk around new people they ask why I was whispering and someone would tell them that's just how I talked. I literally cannot speak past a weak non-whisper now.

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"jizz drive"

Got full on rejected for the first time for the first time in at least a year (as long as I can remember)

What a waste of time

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who else has /fucked their entire life up by the ripe age of 20/ here?

>>73565677
*raises paw*

>>73565677
*raises hoof*

When I had my wisdom teeth out last year I had access to Percocet for a week and it really got me feeling cozy lads. Wish I had some right now honestly

>>73565657

autism

>>73565677
i talked to my dad about how i was glad there wasn't a lot of blacks in my apartment complex while i was apparently on speaker and he was meeting with his black boss

>>73565677
*raises talon*

>>73565705

screaming

big fan of scalies jizz for reading

amazing how the story of jesus grew into a religion with over 2 billion followers

>>73565731
>over 2 billion followers
like on twitter or something? wahey!

>>73565705
Jajajajajajajaja

a rorkeANO

>>73565677
21, not been to uni and never had a job

Plan on going to uni, but depression/anxiety is getting in the way a bit haha, can't explain the gap in education/work

Literally never been to twitter

>>73565743
Join the forces

>>73565752
literally don't care. didn't even read this post

>>73565657
you're not fucked for life, you're just sore from the current fucking.
sounds like you've got a fairly supportive sixth form now, let yourself fall into the routine and you'll be doing a lot better within a few months

i have 38 toads

>>73565758
read this, yank
*cleaves you in twain*

>>73565752
the effort to maintain a "successful" twitter account seems to be far too much for the meagre returns

idk how people can devote so much time and effort to a multitude of social media accounts, just to maintain their masquerade.

You can't become a hacker. Hackers are not made, hackers are born.

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>literally don't care. didn't even read this post

>>73565677
me
never had a job
KHHV
no friends
can't drive

>>73565765
meant for >>73565625

>>73565731
Gnosticism is the only real religion
"God" is an ego maniac demiurge who created humans so he could rule over us and make us worship him. Depression is the result of being aware that we do not belong here, when we die we will return to the one true God. The physical world was a mistake.

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>>73565141
Бля, I need to get my aerial antenna connected again to watch Poccия 24 on-demand again thru my televizor.

>>73565784
memes aside, you have to admit he DOES look kinda badass

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>>73565767
i've got 200

let me help you

>>73565546
fuck what a bunch of absolute fucking worstmans

i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a cunt.
YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.
i then fuck them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.

Ozzy man reviews aren't funny

Got a nosebleed lads :^(

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>>73565792
Gnosticism is life denial

Fuck this lads, having a ciggie then off to bed
Head feels like its in a fucking vice

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>>73565810
thanx

>>73565826
stop picking your nose

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>>73565826
Let me fix that

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What are you listening to right now?

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>>73565550
>>20 yrs old
why hast thou not fucked off yet?

>>73565888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxgVn2H38B4

Have to thank the la in the last thread for posting that Irish farm girl video, never would've heard it otherwise

Im more than just a post number, I do have a name you know

>>73565912
Alri Cornelius

cocaine was a mistake
looks like I'm in for a night of depression and no sleep and a tomorrow of lying in bed all day

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gonna watch Pain & Gain then play Fallout

drunk lol :)!

finished my exam

>>73565847
i didn't
>>73565852
oi

>>73565943
>cocaine
Is it 1978 already?

i think i'm autistic but my mum doesn't, she chalks my weird behaviour up to be being an aquarius

>>73565888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG-2IpcYyk0

>>73565971
t. still does speed

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>>73565846
np

willy's in a very VERY uncomfortable position in my pants

>go to supermarket
>get a couple sixers of good beer
>get home
>somebody literally took the good beer out and put shite beer in its place
What kind of weapons-grade runtery is this?

>>73565996
alcohol is alcohol lad, get it down you

>>73565888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDqbuJNFOoo

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>>73565996

>>73565888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFAnn2j4iB0

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This is fucked but it really begs the question of why Yank society tolerates the involuntary mutilation of male genitals

>>73566021
This stuff is a lot weaker than what I wanted tho :-(((

>>73565912
alri corndog hahahaha

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>>73565888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w34fSnJNP-4

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need a fucking pineal gland gf

>>73565901
Donuts in a field with a Massy.
Oh my.

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the gf

>>73566033
what makes me laugh even more is that its not declining but increasing in the USA

>>73566061
i heard she does porn now

Ayo stop the thread a minute, I got something to say
/brit/ I wanna tell you this shit right now while this fuckin weed is in me

If your country didn't psrticipate in the Manhattan project, you're pretty much a non country

>>73566033
because if male circumcision did what female circumcision did, it'd be chopping off the head of the penis. the foreskin is as useless as your adnoids

>>73566081
she's a hag irl

woke up early and can't get back to sleep
NOT happy, gonna be tired af at work now

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>>73566099
we provided the Uranium

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been sleeping about 4 hours a night recently

>>73566099
>Germans didn't even think it was possible
The fucking STATE of them

>>73566101
Nah lad it's not, your foreskin keeps your bellend moist and sensitive
You ever seen a circumcised dick? It's all calloused and looks like tanned leather

>>73566021
t. pleb

>>73566101
The foreskin is the most sensitive erogenous zone of the male organ you anesthetized mongoloid. Even if they're not commensurate both procedures are horribly unethical

Christ I couldn't imagine my bellend always being in contact with fabric. Ughh

>>73566133
Went about 2 weeks doing this once, NOT a good feeling

existence idea: reality is a videogame of people in the far future and when we die, it's game over and we go back to actual reality

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would love to own some greyhounds for racing
truly the patrician sport

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>>73566060
ayyy lmatoad

>>73566165
he looks like he'd be an enemy in fallout

>>73566135
they did eventually but then they put all of their heavy water on one fucking ship guarded by mongs after heavy water plants had been targeted and a norweigian blew it up lmao

>>73566101
you are aware circumcision can, and often does, lead to lack of sensation in the penis yes?

the foreskin isn't just a flesh coat you kike cunt

>>73566158
would not be able to go without underwear anymore

Christ imagine wearing jeans and your knob chaffing against them?

unironically considering deliberately getting myself struck by lightning just so i can say i did it and i'm semi-suicidal anyway

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>>73566135
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsche_Physik

>tfw the krauts thought it was jewish nonsense
>tfw they could've beaten america to the punch if they weren't retards

>>73566101
except adenoids recede into adulthood while a foreskin stays function for the duration of your life you plonker

>>73566192
if you're lucky you might end up with superpowers like that one X Files episode

>>73566165
it's a white van man thing over here, very runtish

>>73566214
that's the plan

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Really makes you think

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just plucked a long blood covered lump from my nose

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>tfw no Cassie gf

Why even live lads

literally never met a person in real life who cares about male circumcision, but brits go absolutely mental when the topic arises

>>73566231
you the lad that had a nosebleed? if so thats normal senpai

>>73566231
that will be the chunk of your nose that fell out when you had your nosebleed

>>73566101
Natural lads know.
If we rib you about it it's really men concerned about other men.
It's a comfy appendage. Stop mutilating yourselves.

>>73566231
get to the hospital. Now

Took a visit to /ptg/...
Christ yanks are so shit at memes

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morning lads

>>73566238
Brits don't care about it, Americans do

>>73566269
alri

>>73566215
it's pretty minimal here since its illegal to bet on greyhoud races.
you can still race them but its obviously not very popular without the betting.

I just like greyhounds

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>last day at old job
>oneitis and I are chatting
>time for me to leave
>"Maybe I'll call you sometime"
>she never did

>>73566271
want to guess how many conversations about circumcision i've had in real life in 21 years?

>>73566244
yeah
>>73566254
hope so
>>73566260
cba

>>73566238
Because you're condoning the involuntary removal of useful tissue from a child's bellend for solely Hebraic and/or cosmetic purposes

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>spend your entire life telling people not to believe in god
>get cancer and die

I don't know lads.
Atheism just doesn't sound appealing.

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He'll be ok lads

>>73566300
genuinely don't care and never met anyone who does

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>>73566274
>since its illegal to bet on greyhoud races
kek why?

Loveliest of trees, the cherry now
Is hung with bloom along the bough,
And stands about the woodland ride
Wearing white for Eastertide.

Now, of my three score years and ten,
Twenty will not come again,
And take from seventy springs a score,
It only leaves me fifty more.

And since to look at things in bloom
Fifty springs are little room,
About the woodlands I will go
To see the cherry hung with snow.

circumcision is the topic where rationality completely goes out of the window more than any other

>>73566293
I'm a Brit and it annoys me. Can't believe it still happens there.
If you only knew how good it feels to have it.

>>73566237
are you watching skins atm? haven't watched it since it ended on tv when I was a teenager, but remember everybody used to talk about it constantly in school haha

shame e4's gone to shit now

>>73566314
Protestantism meme
pari-mutal betting is banned for everything other than horse races.

>>73566325
>I'm a Brit and it annoys me.
why??
>If you only knew how good it feels to have it.
but you don't know how it feels NOT to have it. do you understand that? that everything you think not having a foreskin is like is purely imaginative?

>>73566324
cant believe americans unironically try to argue that cut dicks look better than uncut dicks, when they just look completely dry and malformed and gross

>>73566349
proof how fucked the porn industry is.

>>73566357
Damn, Tim cleans up

>why yes i do think that baby mutilation is a good thing

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What were your school days like, /brit/?

nominal idea: ban names from Latin origins and only allow Anglo–Saxonic and Celtic names to officially be registered in the Brit. Isles.

just imagine: Æþelstan MacAonghusa

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where you at georges?

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>>73566377
better than my adult days

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>>73566377
same as the pic basically

>>73566357
the smiley one is very scary

>>73566349
cutting your dick is unironically part of american culture

>>73566369
well idk man theres loads of uncut dicks in porn. thats a jewish meme again 'all the dicks in porn are cut'. for instance, the guy in most of the GDP porn is uncut, and all the russian porn the guys have big, hot uncut dicks (no homo). i think ameritards see an exposed bellend and they think it means uncut

>fallng for the jewish 'anteater' meme

>>73566342
Hmm, fucked logic.
I can comment on how it feels. I can imagine a life without. You only know without.
Stop ruining yourselves. You're one of us Jesus..

Asian woman gave me some free sushi today. Twas nice.

>>73566420
*think it means cut

>>73566377
Didn't have any friends and people used to make fun of me for being a loner.

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Shitposter in Chief

>>73566421
haha that's completely illogical. there's plenty of valid arguments against circumcision, but saying "i imagine being circumsized and it sucks! i can't feel my dick!" isn't one of them

White lad delivered my Jap food last night.
I was hoping it was going to be the Jap lass but nevermind, at least it wasn't a paki

headed down south to the land of the pine

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Goodnight /brit/

>>73566452
Actual Japs almost never run Jap restaurants

also american girls apparently say they ''''prefer''' cut dicks when they literally fall for the jewish anteater meme themselves and just simply mistake uncut dicks for cut ones

>>73566477
I'm about to go to bed, too

Goodnight

>>73566448
I know how my sex life would be without a foreskin. There's things that I wouldn't have experienced. Simple as that.
You defend it and that's understandable. Just don't perpetuate it.
Why would we care?

that death grips album cover is every argument you need against circumcision ever, absolutely horrific

Really digging this Marty Mone lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stjIjkduN40

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>>73566448

literally in love with loony lovegood

>>73566486
Indeed, American girls are shit. Prefer British ones myself

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>tfw phimosis

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>>73566547
>tfw foreskin that smooths out nicely behind the glans when erect
aesthetic perfection, feelsgoodman. just stretch that shit

>>73566547
Just be grateful that Dr. Rosenthal didn't steal your foreskin while you were defenseless, leaf

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>>73566560
goodbye anons, posting here with you has been somewhat enjoyable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeXBiXcEBkY

dig this song

>>73566592
Always welcome lad

>>73566560
This is what it sounds like, when we ride on our enemies

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>>73566560
TWO SNAKES
COMING TOGETHER
FACING EACH OTHER
BUT THEY'RE ONE
WITH A SUN, AND A MOON BELOW
BLACK SUN
BLACK MOON

>>73566567
as a lad with phimosis, doesn't it feel like the foreskin will retract all the way down the shaft?

Anyone here have insults that generally follow them wherever they go? I give off such a pathetic vibe that in several socially unrelated locales the preferred to-go insult for me from others was always "kill yourself."

TWO SNAKES
WE WANT TWO SNAKES

>>73566516
>I know how my sex life would be without a foreskin.
no, you don't

>>73566525
That's filmed part outside Newry. The PSNI won't be pleased with the drifting shenanigans.

>>73566642
dont get what you mean, come again?

lads what's the max file size for boards like /int/ and /sp/

trying to compress a gif

>>73566684
when you pull it back, aren't you scared that it will be pulled all the way down to your penis base? doesn't it get stuck behind the head?
because i pulled mine down when i was younger and it went way too far down the shaft, it was terrifying
i don't get how foreskins are meant to work. does it just sit there securely after it's been retracted?

>>73566717
4mb

lads what's the max size for vaginas?

trying to compress a willy

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>>73566560
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

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>17 years since the U.S.S. Cole was attacked by al-Qaeda while it was in port at Yemen

*quits job*
*heads to New York City*

>>73566724
no because its limited by how much skin there is i can pull it down pretty near the base if i try.

>doesnt it get stuck behind your hand
not really if you loosen it up enough

> does it just sit there securely after it's been retracted?
pretty much

>>73566673
Good for you. Shant care anymore.

>>73566808
i wish. the reality is you'll continue to care a whole, whole lot about americans getting circumcised.and that you also don't know what it's like to be circumcised, even tho ur imagination is real real good

>>73566770
weird, was just watching a Hearts of Iron 4 Millennium Dawn vid where that popped up

>>73566677
did Panorama say on Wed. night that Steakknife was given shelter IN GREENLAND?
I was on can at that time and couldn't properly hear the t.v. set.

>>73566763
J U S T

out for a sunday cruise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_bdD6uMNyY

Business idea: white pride worldwide

fucking love wanking my uncut dick to porn lads, feels amazing to have this beautiful fully functioning penis

meanwhile these captchas are becoming a pisstake

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>>73566165
did somebody say patrician sport?

ded thread?