Map of tourism slogans

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>Jordan
Yes, it's Jordan

>>73564138
>Truly Asia
So lame

We are morally pure unlike America the Great Satan.

>>73567826
Yours is actually the only one I remember. They has a big advertising campaign on TV here a decade ago.

And I thought "C00Ln3ss" of Indians was just about their people on Internet, not the government itself.

these are all terrible, I have better ideas
>Canada - we got lakes and snow!
>USA - free groping in every airport
>Mexico - lose your mind
>Brazil - experience how the other half live
>Chile - south america without the murder!
>Germany - picturesque old towns, with trendy new 'urban' populations!
>France - see above
>Italy - gypsies on every corner!
>Turkey - you won't believe how we modified the most historically important city in the west!
>India - bring yakult
>Japan - yes we are normal height
>Australia - we got cities, but smaller!

>>73568313
>Thailand- It's not gay if penis is feminine!

>>73564138
>Visit Armenia, it is beautiful.

>>73564138
>Finland
>I wish I was in Finland
said no one ever

>>73568313
>India - water is now 75% shit-free!
>Australia - experience our culture of casual racism
>Brazil - now with complimentary rape whistles
>Greece - oh god please give us money
>China - no one has ever complained twice!
>Taiwan - best prostitutes in all of the far east
>Haiti - you'll have to see it to believe it
>Mexico - get out while you still can

>>73569034
>75%
bit high

>>73564138
>syria

JUST

>>73569048
Nope, the other 25% is just piss

I thought Australia's was "WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YA"

Why doesn't Sweden have one?

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>belgium
>the place to be

>>73569098
kek I remember that

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>Djibeauty

>>73564138
>Epic Estonia
>Epic

>>73569178
simply

>>73569116
>Sweden
>Yes

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>>73569834

>>73568313
>USA - get shot

>>73564138
>Powered by Nature
They make crude oil sound so ecological

>OI C'MERE IN FRANCE, YA CUNTS

>it's more fun in the Philippines
>including doing drugs
>and getting shot

>>73569098
Too offensive in the UK, apparently.