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Almost Easter edition
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@73563501
YOU CAN FIND DAD'S IS AT THE DOLLAR STORE YOU FUCKING DUBE
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the 2D waifu now brought to you in brand spanking new 3D!
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Easter?
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NEEEED a CHI gf
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not sure if I want the Leafs or the Caps to win
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but she persisted....
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*headbangs to Black Sabbath*
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>>73563578
wester
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>>73563574
>>73563583
neither of these women are attractive
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>>73563628
delet this thought
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please limit yourself to 1 post per 10 minutes
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my uncle had to put his dog down
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>>73563628
you raise a good point, they aren't asian
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>tfw got a DUI because the cops found me sleeping in the back seat of my car after a night out
>all of this wouldn't have happened if my idiot friend would have just let me sleep on his gf's couch
So how are you guys doing?
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>>73563680
Seems like a good idea.
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the gf
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The only separatist movement I support is the Cascadian separatist movement
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*googles how to do a ponzi scheme*
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>>73563680
>modest proposal
Is it meant to be satire or are they just using that phrasing without knowing the connotations?
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>The only separatist movement I support is the Cascadian separatist movement
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>>73563770

https://bitcoin.org/
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>>73563789
West coast more like WORST COAST.

I came up with that one all by myself heh
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>>73563536
DELET THIS
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>went to a museum today because my professor forced us to take a picture of us standing in front of the painting we have to write about
>actually kind of enjoyed it
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>tfw didn't become a millionaire speculating on Bitcoins in 2010

J U S T
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There he goes, posting that picture again
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I can't tell if she's ignoring me or if she's busy what do
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>Cascadian independence? Yeah, I'm a supporter.
>>73563868
She's busy fucking Chad.
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>>73563680
>Virginia
Ummmm sorry, sweetie, but the South doesn't take kindly to secession ok? :)
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we're probably not going to war and im probably not going to get to rape any women or commit any "war crimes"
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>>73563719
I have a staph infection in my spermatic cord and my ball hurts
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uwu
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>>73563916
-3-
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>>73563938
>:3
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>>73563964
OwO
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The liquor buds
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I'm a democrat, but I'm enjoying Drumpfy so far.

Abortion is baby murder tobequitehonestwithyou.
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>>73564006
they're called hops
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The Central Valley and Jefferson must unite against the SoCal menace
>>73564016
Stop using identity politics.
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>>73564037
mmmm no
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>current year
>not contributing to the extinction of the white race by breeding a 10/10 nigress
Are you even trying?
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>>73564061
Do Francophone girls from Montreal count as negresses?
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>>73564061
Black women are objectively not attractive. Prove me wrong.
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>>73564085
If they're actually black, then yes they do.
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Jokes on (You) I dpn't breed with any women at all
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>>73564088
There are attractive women in any race though.
You just have to find them.
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>>73564061
N is for noble, your regal bearing.

I is for impressive, your list of qualities.

G is for great, that describes you.

R is for rapport, friends seek you.

E is for excite, your spirit is catching!

S is for sincere, a model of truth.

S is for scholar, the brilliant in you.
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>>73564089
Jennifer Abel is a goddess
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>>73564089
Damn
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Holy SHIT it's (it is) Thursday
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>Black women are objectively not attra-
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>>73563849
the only reason i didnt buy bitcoin at the time was because i was a broke highschooler

whats your excuse? i wanted to buy in at 10 dollars
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https://youtu.be/dSVEKSdnvLk

Is this the dawn of Autkino?
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Friendly reminder that most American blacks have a very significant amount of European blood thanks to slave masters raping their ancestors.
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>>73564124
ctive
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>>73564124
Mullato =! Black
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>>73564163
Yes, I agree.
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>>73564125
Didn't think it would go anywhere
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>"Hooray for multiculturalism!"
>"Wtf, take off that kimono! That's cultural appropriation!"

Why are liberals so retarded?
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If you (yes you) don't give me a (You) I win
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>>73564193
When has that ever happened?
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>>73564193
Because they think multiculturalism = everyone is brown
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>>73564193
literal satanic possession
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Isn't it going to be weird on cum when we celebrate easter but americans won't join in our celebration?
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>>73564214
Literally?
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>>73564184
retard
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>>73564260
Are you implying possession is only figurative, heathen?
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>woke up today
>day ruined
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>>73564257
There hasn't been a single Mexican all thread
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>>73564267
no shit
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>>73564272
fuck off
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>>73564260
yes, I mean literal not figurative
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>>73564278
>>73564267
I've met cats and dogs smarter than you dummies
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>>73564272
please kill yourself
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Canada and Mexico only edition
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India will inherit the earth
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there is no god active in this world but there is a devil
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>>73564336
Fuck off or I'll tell the emu warlord that you didn't pay your tribute.
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>>73564287
hey
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Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/b6TWJr1STWI
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>>73564348
what an awful meme

I honestly hope you're ashamed of posting that
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the west needs to die, it is the breeding ground of satan
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>>73564369
this
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>>73563787
pizzagate is real they want to rape AND eat your children they cook children in the PIZZA ovens qed
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I only believe in god for the bad stuff
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america is the great satan
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>>73564336
GOOD post
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I don't remember what this is
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>the solution is civil war
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>>73564386
Then what's the lesser satan?
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>>73564383
so good stuff just happens but bad stuff requires divine intervention?
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>>73564405
Israel?
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Everyone who isn't me needs to stop posting in this ITT effective immediately
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I went to the gym and did nothing but arms
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>>73564405
depression
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>>73564421
More or less, I think
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Anyone here play Gmod?
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>I went to the gym and did nothing but arms
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>>73564469
wil being 17?
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>Anyone here play Gmod?
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I deserve to be publicly strung up and left open to whippings for a day or two for being a pathetic excuse for a citizen and human
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>>73564461
what about when you fuck every thing up completely by yourself?
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>>73564478
you must be new to be baited this easily
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>>73564500
Probably an act god imo
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>>73564016
>baby murder
What is wrong with that?
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>tfw picked Canada to move to despite reading through the /cum/ generals and realise i'm heading to a bunch of autists

have I made a grave error?
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>>73564525
Where in Canada are ya moving to, bud?
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>>73564516
we need more children for target practice
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>>73564516
Nothing, if you're a soulless Russian.
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>you must be new to be baited this easily
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>>73564525
Nonsense, Canada is the 4th most normie country there is
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>>73564544
It's up in the air. Most likely Toronto, I've been looking at Vancouver though, because of how far west it is. Where would you recommend?
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Respect me
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>>73564594
>moving to Toronto
Don't do that. Vancouver is much better.
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73564598>>
Do NOT tell me what to do
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Is there medicine I can take to make me normal? I'm tired of being a beta retard
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>>73564594
we don't take kindly to micks here
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>>73564594
>toronto
>vancouver

lel
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*disrespects you*
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>>73564618
A bullet
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>>73564594
St. John's, Newfoundland
That province is filled with Irish. You'd fit right in.
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>>73564623
this image makes me upset
please stop posting it
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>>73564629
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ydFuNZXI8

where were you when trudeau was kill
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>>73564594
move to winnipeg

it's lovely
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>>73564607
So I've heard, so i've heard. I have like 4 months to make up my mind anyway.

>>73564623
m-m8 I don't understand

>>73564637
yeah so I've heard. Even the accent in Newfoundland is very Irish. I dunno, is there much work there? like what would be the point if I wanted to stick to my own kind.
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Rude boy
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cooking up some asparagus for din din

piss is gonna STANK
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>>73564657
He's showing you that they're not white. But don't listen to him, he's literally not white.
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>>73564657
the percentage next to a city's name indicates how many of the residents have european heritage
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>>73564658
ska sucks
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>>73564623
What's the percentage of?
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>>73564663
>asparagus
Asperger's
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>>73564594
I can tell that you are a man with good taste
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>>73564623
>Toronto
>Canadian

They're a fucking American colony at this point. Fuck Toronto.
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>>73564673
>dont listen to him

the stats are pulled from the canadian government, im just warning him he's going to living near a bunch of indian and chinese people
>>73564680
whites
>>73564703
i agree but the irish anon is moving there
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>>73564711
I'm not implying that you're wrong, just that you value whiteness despite not being white.
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>>73564678
Who?
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Canadumb

lol
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>>73564703
>American colony
*Bangladeshi
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>>73564657
>I dunno, is there much work there?
newfies are notorious for moving to other parts of canada because the only work in newfoundland is fishing and collecting EI cheques
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>>73564652
that smug shit-eater
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>>73564720
>just that you value whiteness despite not being white.
I value social cohesion

pakis that wear puffer jackets and sell weed dont contribute to social cohesion
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is one of these users any of you?
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When is Drumpf going to release the MOAB explosion footage? I need it to show everybody on Facebook what a warmongering retard he is and totally not because I want to masturbate to it.
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>>73564747
>third worlder playing still TF2
Ah, yes
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>>73564747
>current year
>still playing Tee Eff Too
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>>73564747
>playing tf2 after they started adding new weapons
shame on you
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>>73564701
post more qt asian pls

>>73564711
well it's not set in stone yet, I have my work visa but it's just deciding where's the best place for a white 20-something year old male who browses 4chan will feel most comfortable

>>73564732
christ, typical irish eh
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>>73564747
Isn't TF2 fucking dead? Every time I check the player count, there's like 40k people on there at any given time.
I remember when there used to be way more than that.
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>>73564792
Which industry are you going in to?
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>>73564806
It's not, it's just full of cancer like it has been for like half a decade.
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>>73564792
Just a warning, almost every white Canadian you meet will claim to be Irish or Scottish. Muh heritage is very strong here.
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>>73564747
>not playing Overwatch
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>>73564831
thats because half of canada has british heritage you dumb chinko
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>>73564842
Yes exactly, not playing Overwatch, you have the right idea.
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>>73564831
>implying i won't like that
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>>73564859
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*steals your potatoes*
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>>73563934
really really like this image desu
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>>73564880
Give em back meanie
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>>73563536
If I joined the military and became a lieutenant could I order random underlings to do push ups from time to time?
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>Canada lost again
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>>73564880
pls no bully
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>>73564880
*learns how to fish because I'm not a literal mongrel retard tied down to inland villages and can adapt if it means furthering my people*
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>>73564907
I love the Irish because at least half of the people in this world is Irish
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>>73563536
haram brothers
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>>73564945
What did he mean by this?
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>>73564982
我是爱尔兰人
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>>73564652
>countries economic bubble about to burst
>start wasting taxpayer money on stupid shit for yourself and be smug about it
w e w
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>>73564930
just a friendly reminder
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Is tomorrow a holiday in the United States?
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>>73565005
muh heritage
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>>73565018
state holiday in some states, usually optional for businesses
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>>73565018
yes i get tomorrow off
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>>73565018
do you have a minute to speak about allah pbuh brother?
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is it weird that I miss the kr*ut?
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73565061
yes (no)
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>>73565061
/cum/ is much better without him. he'll be back though
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>>73565061
kill yourself
>>73565063
terrible trap

apply yourselves
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>>73565081
one of the best looking traps ive seen
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>>73564652
So this is obviously not going to get this weasel out of his hole, what would it take to see him get at least a vote of no confidence?
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>>73565108
a girl's (girl) arm doesn't look like that
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>>73565116
the liberals have a majority
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who here /radical centrist/
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>>73565159
who /workstheirbrainoutatthelibrary/ here
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>>73564652
trudeau is so based I hope he is vindicated
>h-he should have taken a commercial flight
like do they even see what some airlines are doing to people nowadays?
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>>73565125
its a shame
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>>73565159
You mean fascist?
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The library here is pretty bad desu
All of the good books are perpetually checked out and for every good book there's like ten about Macedonia's tax records or something.
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>>73565159
What the fuck is wrong with his neck?
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>>73565241
get an ereader, use the library to find cool titles, and then libgen the books for free
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>>73565077
It's not the kraut, it's the absence of vape/fedoraposters thats making this cum good
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>>73565016
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>It's not the kraut, it's the absence of vape/fedoraposters thats making this cum good
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>>73565241
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Betsy_Aardsma
don't shit talk paterno f a m
also what floor u @ I'll stop by lmao
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> it's the absence of vape/fedoraposters thats making this cum good
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i am Chelsea
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you know whos the real facesits? dunlud trumb
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>>73565260
Any recs for what kind of ereader?
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>>73565301
kobo
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>It's not the kraut, it's the absence of vape/fedoraposters thats making this cum good
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Facesitting is the fetish of the sophisticated man.
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how am i supposed to keep myself entertained as a shut-in neckbeard
im tired of my vidya and nothing on steam looks good. just finished game of thrones after a binge
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>>73565314
go protest CrumbDrumpf
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>>73565297
spot on commentary
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rate my gf
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>>73565301
only ever had a kindle, but it works well for me. You can probably go with the cheapest one as they're all relatively simplistic and shouldn't differ in quality all that much.
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>>73565314
Argue with people
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Im dickless for chickless

id do anything for a (you)
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>tfw write really fast, so my handwriting gets messy unless I slow down
>have to sit and stare at my notes sometimes to figure out what the fuck I wrote
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>>73565282
seems like paha is weakened with each iteration of the map :)
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>>73565314
read, exercise, and watch sports
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@73565283
@73565288
@73565309

proved my point thanks
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>>73565369
>>73565314
oh, and drink a lot.
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>>73565366
I gave him the rest of the Dakotas because it felt wrong with him not owning all of North and South Dakota.
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me in ur mum
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Well fuck I didn't know there was another thread.

How is everyone's night?
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>Why yes, I do complain about fedoraposting in /cum/
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is rise of the tomb raider good? $20 good?
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Should I eat the package of cookie dough in my fridge that I was planning on making cookies with?
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>>73565420
yes
cookie dough > actual cookies
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>>73565287
I forgot about that murder lol
Whose idea even was it to make the stacks so small? I can't walk two feet in there without bumping my head on something.
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>>73565420
can't you get sick from that?
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>>73565420
I did this as a kid. You will not regret it.
Also what kind of cookie dough?
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>>73565420
eat half bake the other half while you eat the first half
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>>73565427
Not always.

>>73565434
Only if bad eggs were used.

>>73565442
Pillsbury.

>>73565466
That's a good idea.
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>>73565434
only if you're chicano
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hmmm
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>>73565432
it's an intricate tunnel system for north hall commieblocks to infiltrate west halls territory
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>>73565496
just stop fucking trying
learn by example
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>>73563536
who /goodfriday/ here
>>
>>73565496
would wife
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>>73565500
>north halls kids travel by secret tunnel system
this makes sense
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>I don't check these repeating digits
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>>73565509
you were saying
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fboXaOSY9LY

we need a new howard stern
>>
>>73565536
nice try kiddo look at these
>>
10 minuets till Easter boys
Feels good knowing Americans have to wait an entire HOUR
>>
>>73565522
Checked

Me too. Got a long weekend and I plan on relaxing for it all. You
>>
If I was drunk, this music I am listening to would be enjoyable
>>
>>73565538
we can't even keep world peace
>>
>>73565561
Get drunk then?
>>
it's the end of the world as we know it

and i feel fine
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???
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>>73565530
You dropped these.
>>
if i was pres my first order would to make it illegal for a big booty girl to not sit on my face at all times
>>
>>73565543
Nice try, but check these
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>>73565588
>tfw I finally get to utilize my armageddon playlist.
>>
>>73565601
how would you accomplish anything
>>
>>73565588
>>73565622
What's happening?
>>
>>73565538
>nazi guy obviously had scripted material they wanted to run through
>actual kkk guy steals the show
what a show
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl5JDzvkEA0
we need a new bill burr
>>
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i'm a failure and don't know what to do with my life
send help
>>
I always pretend the due dates for assignments are a day in advance of the real ones just in case
>>
>he doesn't know
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>>73565629
America dropping bombs all over the place. N Korea talking shit and USA is not gonna put up with it much longer
>>
>>73565624
it would kill him through asphyxiation and allow his vice president to step up
>>
>>73565646
Fag. I always do things the day before they're do.
t. writing a 7 page paper right now and done with 6 pages
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>>73565646
For me "Due Friday" means "Do Friday".
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>>73565662
Oh, I thought it was something new.
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>>73565685
>paper is due at 11:59 on Friday
>I finish it at 11:30
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>>73565665
>women turn men into mindless drones
>men shape a decent part of their life around impressing women
>men have to talk to women on a daily basis despite being taller-on-average and able to avoid all this talk
>women make men look down and strain their necks
>women can rapidly congregate in mass socializing lines, slow down to a crawl, and block entire sidewalks
should women be nerfed?
>>
>http://kval.com/news/local/lightning-strike-blasts-tree-in-springfield
literally down the street from me
no wonder it was so fucking loud
>>
choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ
>>
>>73565687
>>73565687
newish. Happened this morning or last night.

>>73565741
>thunderstorm
It's still snowing here
>>
>>73565741
I read that thunderstorms are pretty rare out there? we get them here every summer. mean and loud.
>>
YOU GOT ME WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER

DO YOU HAVE TO LET IT LINGER
>>
>>73565757
Better song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI7NDDQLvbo
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>>73565726
>>women can rapidly congregate in mass socializing lines, slow down to a crawl, and block entire sidewalks
Everybody does this, though
>women become human sidewalk blobs
>frat guys walk shoulder-to-shoulder and take tiny beetle-like strides
>Asians exclusively waddle from place to place when not running with their backpacks on
>fucking tour groups
Don't forget the black guys that always choose the single busiest walkways on campus to stop in the middle of and talk.
>>
>>73565762
>>73565778
we're in a valley so get lots of rain and overcast, but that's it
It might snow a few days a year and thunder is pretty rare
>>
I want to become a stock broker but i suck at math and i'm have ZERO motivation to do anything productive in my life
>>
>>73565839
Stock shelves then?
>>
Doctor has me in for an ultrasound of my balls
Might need to drain a cyst in one
Should be interesting, second ultrasound so far
>>
>>73565839
You know what kid? I think you really got what it takes. I like your drive. Here's my card.
>>
>>73565839
>implying you need to be good at math to know how stocks work
>>
>>73565839
this >>73565853
>>
>>73565802
Speaking of groups of people walking, you ever notice that the tour groups are always split on race? it's either a white + a few asians or only black tour groups.

obviously you never see the foreign asian students tour here, so I wonder how so many pick us over all the other schools in the country
>>
made a new grindr account and talking with my old hookups without them knowing it's me
>>
>>73565855
i had to get one drained in my gums from an infection. they'll probably just numb you up and you won't really feel anything.
>>
>>73565864
>>73565857
but I don't have the motivation for it, for anything I try to learn. I try to learn something new or productive and I just give up after a short time
>>
>>73565886
>iceland
don't you just walk outside, shot you're gay, and your entire menu will hear you and turn up?
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>>73565885
Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen a black person in a tour group. It's always mostly white people from what I've seen.
>>
>wake up now
>hear moab was dropped
nice
>>
>>73565911
uhh well it's always the same guys desu
>>
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>>73565899
>needle to the balls
>>
>>73565886
they don't remember hooking up with you?
>>
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You can't just bomb all your problems aw......
>>
>>73565941
it'll be better than feeling someone stab you in the balls then put pressure on it on order to drain the cyst
>>
>>73565947
made a new account with a different name
one of them I fucked said "the last guy I was with turned me of bottoming" ouch
>>
crowded house are a great band

very underrated
>>
>>73565923
in the past two years I noticed a huge uptick in the number of all-black tour groups. Haven't seen any in a few weeks, but last year it felt like there were several groups a day. inferring from how there are no other races in those groups, I wonder if penn state is specifically recruiting in particular areas in philly. it's interesting
>>
http://dickcode.creativerobot.co/?c=p1_400401210-2222120B0-80424

Well?
>>
>>73565939
does living on such a small island bother you? are a lot of tourists clogging up the roads now?
>>
>>73565962
Would definitely take the top spot for most painful needle I've taken
>>
>>73566041
>tourists
dont get me fucking started on these cunts
camp on my friends land all the time, we get wasted and throw waterballons at them
>>
>>73566059
I mean stab as in, they need to create an opening in order to drain the cyst. Not the needle with numbing stuff.

The nurse had to cut my gums open a little.
>>
>>73566067
sorry to hear that. it's only going to get worse with icelandic air cutting the price of flights and an increased exposure of the country on reddit.


maybe one day you'll finally start to decline in popularity again.

also, you guys make some pretty good music
>>
>>73566105
>also, you guys make some pretty good music
AYYY
https://soundcloud.com/kef-lavik
kef LAVÍK REPRESENT
>>
>>73566095
Yeah but don't they need to use a needle for numbing? Or did they just use a topical numb cause I don't think that would work on balls through a ballsack
>>
>>73566141
yes. a needle to numb the area.

they they make a small cut in the area to allow drainage, and might have to massage the infection out. that's how it worked for my gums anyways.
>>
>>73565978
kek, i hope it wasn't you that he last sex'd
>>
>>73566232
...it was
>>
>>73566242
what did you do to him D:
you'd gotta be gentle, or fake gentleness
>>
>>73566310
he just said he thought he was a bottom
turned out he wasnt
>>
>>73566310
>mention my other profile to the guy that's in my class
>he says im not his type
bitch please
>>
>>73566327
well, that doesnt sound bad that way then. i've seen worse remarks

>>73566350
the stuttering guy? i thought you guys would hit it off for some reason
>>
>>73566382
>the stuttering guy? i thought you guys would hit it off for some reason
yeah him
he's talking about me rn little fucker gonna rape him next time im drunk
jk
>>
>>73566497
>I added him on sc before I knew who he was
>and then FUCKKK
fucker im on to you
and I dont stare at you
>>
>>73566497
>>73566530
so thats why he removed you on sc... well when one's horny, anything happens. do the inny and outty with him when he's horned up
>>
>>73566601
idfk what I should do
trying to keep the convo going about me and like after a few days i'll send him a msg on my other profile saying sorry for making everything so awkward
>>
>>73566663
you can try to fish out what went wrong with him, then prob best to wait a few days like you said and say something about how you two last left off talking us base on what he tells you tonight

it seems like it might be salvagable if its something minor misunderstanding... but if he bases not talking to you anymore simply on like looks factor, then its best to move on
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>>73566747
will do this
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>>73566769
best of luck.. but its also the gay world, shouldnt take things personally

'wanna fuck', 'yes', 'cool'... lets meet

'wanna fuck', 'no', 'cool'... next person
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>>73566929
Taking this personally asf rn
He's just too cute
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>>73566960
cute ones will always pop up sooner or later.... but if its just sex, then its easy if he finds you cute and he wants/needs a poke and the whole pretending to get along wont matter as much
>>
>>73567004
I'll try senpai
At least I just want make things less awkward
>>
>>73567080
just see whats up with him and then reconnect on your original account later...... if its way too much then just say fuck it and do the scorch earth method; just invite him over for alcohol nonchalantly or be like group gathering but invite him at early time and hit on him after drinks. works for me and if it works then it works, if not then fuck it who gives a shit anymore cause you know it wont work out and wont have to see him again
>>
>>73567147
Yeah thinking about inviting him over for beer and bf1
Also
>guy that I know have talked to before is avting like I he hasnt talked to me
On my main account
The plot thickens
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>>73567352
Or that is some general pic (he used it because he was just next level discreet)
Think some other guy is phising me or he is just drunk asf
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>>73567395
Being phished asf rn how do fuck with him
>>
>>73567352
kek some are just bad at remembering faces. did the pokey with a guy that didnt remember me after a year. and last time both of us didnt recognize each other last month

he's prob drunk. its late over there. its a throwaway account for you too so fuck around with others. tell him to meet you somewhere and never show up or something, let him wait to see how long he leaves
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>>73567513
>sends a face pic of a qt asf guy
>follows up with a fat hairy ass
Sent him a "this isn't you, reporting this to the state police officer"
He's begging for merch lmao
>>
>>73567623
send him bears
>>
>>73567693
He saved my topless pic fugg
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>>73567717
Fuck he is sending pics of my ex claiming its him wtf how do report this
>>
>>73567717
awww you sound so innocent, so cute
>>
>>73567751
Hehe i was still underaged when I took that
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>>73567785
Now he's sending my pics to my other account claiming it's him
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>>73567796
kek, i dont even want to know how many times all my pics gets passed around in my area

just have fun with him, be like oh shit thats my ____ and see how he responds
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>>73567849
Put a warning about him on my main profile
If you can use fake locations on your phone place it in akureyri and find the guy with the smiley over his face dat be me
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>>73567976
got to redownload xcode or some shit.. but ill trust u a qt

i live in LA, faking location wont help you find me lol
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>>73568121
Gn i might show up for a while tho
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