Americas "Tourist Road" Idea

Fuck off, I don't want more dumb, drunk gringos in here.

darien gap

Fuck off, I don't want more dumb, drunk wetbacks here.

youll just get killed like the retards you are

>>73561686

>Tourist
>Central America

Aww fuck no, bud. You get to down to the tip of Baja and then fly to Chile, skip every murder wonderland in between.

>>73561771
Brazil wouldn't be on the plan. Since left side is much better. Venezuala fucks up any path to east.

>>73561740
this is the main reason for why there isn't a road like this already

>>73561775
Well the idea would be to have "curated" destination cities with special laws. AKA only non-public tourist and services only cities.

It would have special rules compared to normal tourism

>>73561802
>american education
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-American_Highway

>>73561802
stop bombing mena and secure your own continent maybe? imagine if that money went to fixing central america

>>73561798
youll still get killed like the retards you are, really first worlders are really dumb

>>73561740
this

>>73561802
Pan-American Highway, my man. Lots of people go from the top of Alaska to the tip of Argentina on it.

It's one of the biggest "travel the world" routes around, lots of travel bikers do that one, along with the Spain to China route.

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>>73561740

We could just drop the 15 or so MOAB bombs we have in florida to start clearing path and scare the native animal people.

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>>73561863
Nah, need comfy scenic train route.

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>>73561929
>trains

>>73561775
Pffff listen to this pussy

>>73561840
ok, i will do that right now

>>73561832
>>73561863
yes i know, but the darien gap means you cannot travel from alaska to buenos aires on the same road

>>73561686
gl getting through central/south america without getting murder/kidnapped or die of some disease.

>>73561686
>strict restrictions on illegal immigration attempts
We both know that wouldn't happen
Never trust the juden that want to build continent spanning roads or train systems

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>>73561929
I also think it should be a thing, but for rail you'd need to build a lot more than just the Darien Gap.

>>73561775
I've been to C.A, its really not that bad. Just stay out of the dodgy areas, as you would any city/country.

>>73562184
sadly yeah, I don't think it would be a good idea. Globalists would find a way to ruin it like everything they touch.

>>73562240
You don't get statistics. Getting murdered is rare even in dangerous places. It's just 50x more likely in those shitholes.

>>73561686
>An American Tourist Road
>The best touristic country of all american continent will not be in the plan
Ameritards being ameritards

>>73562360
i can guarantee you if you waltz in some neighborhoods in CA you have a 100% chance of getting killed

>>73562415
The US is on the map though?

>>73562360
And you completely missed my point.
It's the dangerous parts of the dangerous places.
The nicer parts as anywhere would have the same chance as at home.
>50x

>>73562415
Chile is on the map?

>>73561775
Most of Centeal America barring El Salvador is perfectly navigable abd relatively safe. It's the poor parts of major cities that are 100% no go zones.

>>73562459
>the tourist will surely visit the most dangerous neighbors
Excellent logic

Have you been here? Has any of you cowards even visited this place?

>>73562612
im saying is retarded first worlders think everywhere is pretty and safe, theyll see the pretty hill and walk there and not even think about anything

>>73562612
I wouldn't . Fucking scary

>>73562459
I meant that even if you feel safe or don't get murdered it's not a good sign for how safe something is. You have to use statistics which all show Central america is extremely dangerous

>>73562612
>>73562677
Guatemala and Brazil, along with Colombia have almost the same murder rate, anyway.

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how is it possible to have more murders than africa?

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>>73562523
>Most of Centeal America barring El Salvador is perfectly navigable abd relatively safe

'no'

>>73562767

Be being simultaneously more ruthless, smarter and better armed than Africa.

>>73562889
>Saint Pierre and Miquelon (France)
>15.9
wew

>>73562941

The murder rate per 100,000 is misleading in that case, since their population is literally microscopic. Note the number beside it, that's 1 murder the entire year.

>>73562889
Holy shit

>>73562889
having tourist zones and a rail could give us an excuse to overthrow the govs and institute strict dictatorship with USA puppets who slowly eugenics eliminate all the subhumans.

just a thought

>>73562995

>American looking for excuses to overthrow central American governments

Cyclical.

>>73562974
>chile around 600
>brazil 50,000

really makes you think

>>73562889
Do you know of any statistics about the cause of death? I mean not just homicide, but about the instrument used to kill? I'm fucking speechless dog fucking damn it I've been living under a fucking rock. All those cunts killing each other by the thousands

>>73563139
latin america is basically in a civil war guy

>>73561686

many people every year drive from alaska to tierra del fuego (although they have to stop in the colombia-panama border)

>>73563192
what tourists does argentine get?

Any gooks/asians?

>>73562677
Are they that dumb?

>>73562698
This chilean guy didn't got murdered

https://youtu.be/wPcY9-e2Lw4

South Brazil is the best place

why not?

>>73563324
yeah, the decide to go around the town in a bike and end up in some shitty ghetto and get shot

>>73562767
I had no idea this country was that divided to be honest

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>>73563192

people who drive from alaska to tierra del fuego will almost always be white, and either kind of hippy lets do it in a scooby doo van, or motorcycle fans.
the same goes for argentines who do the same in the opposite direction.
pic related was my first result for De Alaska a Tierra del Fuego (sometimes it makes it to the news, especially if by people who made the trip on bike) they went from Tierra del Fuego to Alaska (and back) on motorcycle.

btw, I have (had) a neighbour who went on a motorcycle trip through south america, crossed argentina, chile, peryu, ecuador, colombia, venezuela (before chavez, in the 90s), got killed in northern brazil, the body was left naked in a highway, parents had to travel there to recognize the body, quite sad.

I also remember a couple of sad cases made it to the news, something like someone made it on bike from Alaska but was run over by a car here, and another case of having his bike stolen

>>73562967
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/details-emerge-of-alleged-murder-suicide-in-st-pierre-1.3165345

damn shame

>>73563324
oh el ql perkin, las puras ganas de cornetearlo

>>73562767
Why is fucking south mexico there?

>>73562889
>mexico with central america

DELETE

>>73561686
The rest of the world wants you dumb Clap fuckers to stay out of their nations, no drive a great big dirty highway through it.
The USA really needs to be sterilised. It's had its run and been nothing but the equivalent of a cockroach infestation on the world.

>>73563541
what makes you more related to canada than nicaragua?

>>73563563
Rude!

>>73563563
rude

>>73563563
Good post

>>73563563
It was for a train if you read OP

You can't control entrance/exit for a road as easily

>>73563710
You ignorant cunt.

>>73561798

>Brazil wouldn't be on the plan.

You would be killed too. There are worse shitholes in your way

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>>73561686

Good luck. This Canadian tripfag was robbed and beaten in Argentina.

>>73561686

Why don't you cross North America? You will be kidnapped or robbed im these shitholes

>>73563608
Geography

>>73561738
even the dumbest gringos can't be dumber than most beaners

>>73561740
duh that's the problem
we can build an overpass bridge there

>>73564029
> the ameridian
is a brave man, will stand his ground, protect his family and bring them food

> the white man
is a sissy limp wristed boi, will let his gf mate with another man and complain on youtube later

>>73564273

going from Peru to Argentina is pretty safe.
There are commercial buses used by Peruvians who make that trip, and its pretty much the area of the Dakar race since they left Africa.

>>73562459
>i can guarantee you
tell me about my cunt

>>73563455
some american junkie was cut in half in mexico not that long ago. i think he was on a bike trip to brazil

>>73562215
argentina confirmed for being most developed

>>73562215
What's with that incredibly dense network in Manchuria? Right above Harbin.

>>73562889
Nigga you might get murdered in El Salvador but here, worst case scenario is you may get mugged (of course if you can tell the niggers that do so apart from the rest of people, this won't happen)

>not turning northeast in the end and reaching argentinian mainland, uruguay and O Sul

It is like you do not want to visit the white people

>>73561929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7VYVjR_nwE
Problem solved.

>>73561738
why not? importing dumb drunk whites would raise mexico's IQ by a few points. probably lower crime as well.

>>73561686
Costa Ricans already have enough problems with migrants from their northern neighbor, I doubt they'd want 9000000 Sudacas to join in.

>>73562767
Bravo Nicaragua.

>>73562889
>Chile is safer than United States
kek
I think we all can agree that Chile is already a 1st world country

>>73564774
reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atyvdC15HFA

>>73564807
>a Burger saying sound stuff
whoa

>>73564741

>Latin American shitholes claiming they are safe

Everytime.

http://news.co.cr/u-s-man-killed-drug-dispute-jaco-early-morning/51511/

>>73564843
cheeky bastard

>>73564883
I personally wouldn't go to that hellhole myself because it's where everyone else goes and it's filled with niggers. You could literally go 5km along the shore in any direction and be safe.

>>73561686
I've always thought it would be a god tier idea to build a railroad on stilts across the americas
You could go over the top of boreal forests,rainforests, and go through mountain ranges
It would be amazing

>>73563504
Contrast, apparently

>>73561929
This
Roads are fucking gay and destroy habitats and waste taxes
We just need privatised railroads on stils so the natural habitats of the world aren't affected and people don't have to pay ludicrous taxes for millions of roads

Costa Rica is the best part of Central America in my opinion. Yes, it does have a somewhat high crime rate compared with Chile, Canada, and the US; but it's crime rate is nowhere near that of Colombia or the Honduras. Also, it's not been in any wars since 1948, is a full democracy, and has cheap (and surprisingly good) healthcare. Also it's the richest country in Central America.

>>73562215
this map is out of date
NZ has got rid of the railroads in the south island because our government are retards who just want to build more roads

>>73564824

>believing in Latin American data

I don't believe.

>>73563563
England should have exterminated the Irish rebels, not send them to Australia

>>73565051
But you believe in the Brazil one and the others countries with high rates, right? So what's your point?

>>73565020
This (although Panama is infrastructurally waaay better)

t. CosrarricANO

>>73564029

They claim Chile is safer than America, meanwhile brownies rob every white or blonde guy they see in the streets.

https://youtu.be/DKUifrJKR1k

>>73564883
>drug tourism
>crime
what a fucking surprise. could happen literally anywhere in the world

Who here believe we should ban roads and just build stilted privatized railways?

>habitats remain intact
>taxes drastically reduced
>obesity reduced

>>73565051
Ahhhh but you do believe that africa is safer than latin america right? Because ofcourse you trust african data

>>73565124

You talking like being safer than Africa was such an accomplishment

>>73565092
I actually am half ethnic Costa Rican, so I am biased

>>73565164
Not saying that, but you are a hypocrite if you believe in all the data after saying that. It is not an accomplisment but it is the truth.

>>73564636

they were built by the brits.
they actually invested more in us than in Australia and NZ and we were very close until they became "irrelevant".

>>73564477
>>73564789
FUCK OFF

>>73565202
Where from?
>playo

>>73565221
Don't respond to leaf posters

>>73565284
My family was from San José.

>>73565103
lol thats like the oldest trick around. around pigeon poop never relax.

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>>73561686
>Not going to Chiloe.

You are doing it wrong.

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>tfw you are murder country in the eyes of /int/
I hope an even bigger shithole appears one day so the bitching goes to them

>>73565642
well but nobody really hates you on /int/
everybody hates us :D

>>73565642
That's why America needs to colonize Central America. Peru to S. Mexico should be ours in a new manifest destiny. We can do what we did with indians and give you reservations with casinos to live on.

The land will go up 100x in value once your people are off it.

>>73565884
Fuck off we're full.jpg
We'll fuck it all up before you can say "MOAB" anyway

>>73561686
Yes, its time to unite the Americas.

The world made fun of us for not being the only Americans.

Little did they know.

Manifest destiny when?

>>73565884
>That's why America needs to colonize Central America

Who is William Walker and the Banana Republics?

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>>73565884
Become a fiscal paradise? Count me in.

>>73566127
Why are you small CA cunts so based and never get triggered by the burger baits? Mexicans Brazilians and Argies go absolutely nuts, no need even to try hard to trigger them.

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>>73566127
Your Trumpito is trying to make Guatamala Great Again anyways. No need for the US to colonize you.

>>73566246
So this is your strategy? Kiss ass?

>>73566303
Yes

Avoid Honduras. Violence in this place is insane.
I'm amazed at the amount of gringos i see here every weekend. They just don't seen to care or ate really dumb.

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Perú will try their best!

>>73567998

Will they, though?

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>tfw stuck in island cunt

>>73561686
What about the PanAmericana?

>>73561686
name it the Cocaine Express

>>73561740
Darien gap will be TOMAHAWK'D soon

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>>73565103
>BE AMERICAN'T
>GET SHOT'ED

>>73561686
oh wow I bet nobody thought of this before