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sophie

>>73559761
heemed to death

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Me in the box.

>>73559761

>>73559775
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>>73559775

>>73559761
me mate threw the punch, i told him to leave it but he didn't listen. held the boy in my hands dying, swear to christ

test

bounced the sister's head off the floor because she was giving cheek

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>tfw made 3 /brit/ threads in a row

>>73559813
'tism

>Alex Jones: Impeach Donald Trump

oh boy

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>>73559761
[laughs collectivistly]

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aniem

FOY

(that includes leafs)

>>73559787
appalling fashion sense desu
also isnt it about time japanese moot lifted these ridiculous wordfilters

>>73559813
fuck off you single linking TWAT

>>73559828
could tell, fucking terrible

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>>73559787
Wrong.

>>73559838
it's him shitting on his fans who are calling trump a traitor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crespXdsD80
screeching

Once me and another bloke were after the same girl, and he poured his heart out to her and told her how crazy he was about her, only for her to turn him down and spend the night with me instead. Felt really bad desu, I just don't have the chad mentality.

getting my degree in history lads
guaranteed a job after uni

About to do a midnight poo.

I want to get drunk like a proper english runt

Gonna visit a british supermarket in my town tomorrow. Recommend me some authentic stuff english lads drink in their leisure time and also during work

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>tfw never ever been complimented for being attractive or good-looking
>not even by my mum
>not even by the one gf I once had

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>>73559878

good friday service tomorrow
night lads

>>73559912
>unironically being religious
lmao

>>73559912
good lad, don't let goyberg say otherwise

>>73559890
strongbow dark fruits

which was better out of mary poppins and sound of music

note that there is a correct answer to this question

>>73559878
I like his body shape. He looks like a fat cunt but he's solid.

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>>73559929

>>73559941
I can't wait for the next ussr to arise so christians get slaughtered en masse again
glorious

>>73559943
Stop messing with the cunt will ye

He'll be confused and skewed

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Haven't seen any results since we left the EU.

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The day of revolu- err I mean resurrection?

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Lads, what the fuck is up with job applications?

>applying to be a part-time shelf stacker at Tescos to put myself through uni
>"write a few paragraphs about your studies and the transferable skills you picked up"
>"please list at least five additional skills to help you stand out to our recruiters"
>"please list your professional and personal referees"
>"summarise your key skills, roles held and key achievements"
>"list your interests and hobbies to let us know what you do in your spare time"

Can't I just turn up and explain I'm a functioning human being capable of putting food on shelves?

>>73559999 whoa

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>>73559963
it's all the super male vitality he takes

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>>73559970

>>73559890
lager
wine
rum
whisky
vodka
other stuff

>>73560000
no because you have to give the hr people work to do

>>73560007
He got sunburnt

>>73559947

Mary Poppins. Step in time is the shit.

r/neoliberal is by far one of the worst subreddits, smug idiots who read one economics textbook and think they're keynes reincarnated

>>73560007
his torso looks pleased

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>>73559929
>unironically being irreligious

*walks towards you*

>>73560027
well done for picking the right answer

>tfw get stem degree
>graduate last summer
>still not found work

What do?

>>73559970
not a chance that another retarded communist state will arise, thankfully
the big mean capitalists are just too powerful ;)

Not a fan of religion 2bh.

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>>73559890
This. Carling is quintessentially British.

Follow it with cheap vodka and red bull for a proper British drink experience.

>>73560052
try harder
or intern for a year

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>>73559998
The resurrection of the son of my gott?

>>73560007
He has such a funny body type, always makes me giggle desu.

anyone used santander bikes

>>73560052
study history instead

>reading
Nerd!

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>>73560071
how did he go from this to such a disgusting fat cunt?

>>73560082
Rode across London on one a couple of years ago.

Was pretty sick.

>>73560064
carling's shite

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>>73560101

>>73560097
the globalists spiked his food

>>73560052
Fucking hell, this post took a while to get through.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304096/Graduate-physics-PhD-31-fell-death-block-flats-taking-job-centre-qualified-for.html

>>73560097
does this mean I will be an alex jones in 30 years

>>73560097
age; maintaining a body like that gets really hard

>>73560044
That's right, you filthy little gentile. We will rule you and exterminate religion.

>>73560097
the globalists invented mcdonalds to make him die sooner

>>73560128
I have a fine complexion thank you.

>>73560097
not even that fit myself
am i going to be a fat cunt in 30 years time?

>>73560128
Those aren't blackheads

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would like a volvo

>>73560128
what the fuck is this

>>73560048
imagine how much of a miserable life he has
probably bursts into tears whenever he sees another church shut down

>>73560128
ah yes nose spots
clean your pores

>>73560187
desu alex jones probably stopped working out a long time ago

>>73559853
That top is great, her jeans are shite. Either wear a tank top that is longer or wear jeans that have a lower waist, you stupid slut.

*straps you in*
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491969221249.webm

>>73560233
yeah but i don't work out. does he just eat a lot?

>>73560097
[spoiler]globalists[/spoiler]

>>73559891
show face anon maybe you'll get lucky tonight

>>73560187
I think like >>73560146 , he would've been eating a lot to get that physique then stopped working out while maintaining the same calorie intake

lads can people smell it if youve been masturbating

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post your pic
+a song from your favourite band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DRBYrYj144

+ rate others pics and band choices

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http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-most-influential-people-of-all-time

>No.137

>>73560252
I guess
though like anyone else your fat retention will increase as you age, so you might keep eating the same as you do now but get fatter as you get older

>>73560271
yes. they can tell by the way you walk too

>>73560243
Nice

>>73560271
yes, the virgin smell

cum does smell, but you can't probably tell since you've been in it for too long; just like smokers can't tell they smell like shit unless they get really self conscious, but that never happens

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What happened between 1984 and 1987 years ago, /brit/?

>>73560212
this is very good looking

when tae fuck "wee ned bawbag pal". like good shoot fae hoose aye

please "favourite"

>>73560279
>sissy britbois consider this a chad
lmao

Need a Finnish gf.

>>73560319
Nah, front should be thicker to give a more robust look

>>73560283
/our guy/ in at number 21

>>73560243
Sex people are weird.

>>73560347
finnish men are sissies get one of them

>>73560243
seems unnecessary 2bh

>>73560319
it looks like every other crossover out there aka the most boring vehicle design in history

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>73560353
fuck off jlr cuck

>>73560283
>Muhammad
>merchant
hmmm

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>>73560319
they have upped their game

>>73560283
the whole list is a retarded meme anyway

isaac newton and einstien should not be 2 and 3

>dad gets arrested for noncery
>now I see targeted ads on my facebook telling me that it is a crime to view images of child sexual abuse

Not enjoying this reminder desu.

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>>73559802
aSUCKa

crossovers are for manlets who cant see the road

>>73560420
Screenshot? Would shit myself if i saw them

So lads I've been reading the new testament but there's no citations, references or sources at all, how can I tell its not fiction without proof?

Wonder what Britain would be like today if we'd kept the commonwealth and been a republic for the last 350 years

is tolkien the greatest writer of all time

i really want to wank but dont want people in my house to know ive been wanking how do i do it

>>73560283
>Mao Zedong, Librarian

BETONTO

>>73560443
Meet me at the Cheadle memorial in ten minutes so I can heem you into next week cunt.

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>>73559998

>>73560459
probably NOT

2bh...

that title belongs to jesus christ, you know, the guy who wrote the fucking bible. show some respect to the big man upstairs

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-39589121
oh dear

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>>73560447

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Smile!

>>73560471
impossible

if a young man locks himself in his room it's because he's having a wank

>>73560459
no
but he may have had some of the best ideas of all time, in terms of fiction

>>73560417
What would be your top 5?

Sophie is actually so beautiful

Shame about her awful, bitchy personality

>>73560454
better

>>73560471
Wait till bed time

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>>73560053
FOY

>>73560508
>world-africa
have a bad feeling about this link

>>73560420
what did he do?

>>73560508
Daily reminder this shit wouldn't be happening if we hadn't fucked up Libya.

JEREMY CORBYN is based as fuck

>>73560566
Was going to make an identical post to this, referencing the link as you did

Great minds think alike

>>73560552
a full blown nuclear war would kill everything on this earth. this isn't fallout 4

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>>73560593
have a gaddafi wojak

hitler and trotsky are my heroes

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"You just watch yourselves. I'm a wanted man. I have the death sentence in all fifteen British Owned Territories including Britain itself!"

>>73560593
Completely wrong idiot

Africans are exploiting the Syrian crisis and pretending to be refugees

>>73560283
Dumb. Alexander the Great should be at number one.

>>73560523
not really sure would need a while to think about it

it would probably be more along of the lines of my jugdeing how different the world would have been had they NOT existed, so someone like scipo africanus would probably be very near the top, since if carthage wasn't destroyed and rome hadn't skyrocketed to superpowerdom the world we exist in today would be wildly different

einstien probably isn't even the most influential scientist of the 20th century, he's just the most famous, the works of other peoples have had much greater impacts on the human race

>>73560573
cp, really wish he hadn't desu because it was all over the local news and now the majority of my friends from my hometown find it too awkward to speak to me

>>73560539
thumbnail looks like a tall lad with a bag over his head being wanked off

NEED a woman to crush my bollocks into a fine paste, spread it on toast, and serve it to me as paté

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>>73560608
A full blown nuclear war wouldn't even be enough to extinguish all extant species of tetrapod you mong

The most influential historical figure is you.

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>>73560593
I think obongo did it deliberately just to see Europe BLACKED

>>73560523
jesus
muhammad
napoleon
aristotle
luther

>>73560658
Thanks mate

Hurr durr ancient sterotypes.

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>>73560633
Einstein and Planck are literally the most important physicists who ever lived

>>73560616
people smugglers thrive under stateless conditions though

>>73560608
it absolutely would not you dumb yankoid

WW3 about to start.

Hope China and Russia turn a blind eye 2bh.

>>73560523
Kevin Boyle
Timothy James Byrne
David Mitchell
Mark Harding
Andy Kaufman

>>73560690
>Einstein

'no'

Newton and Heisenberg are

*tickles you*

>>73560608
Not true. Every nuke in the world going off at once would not be enough to kill everyone.

>>73560616
Which wouldn't be happening if Syria had a strong government in place. African peasants couldn't manipulate their way out of a paper bag, they're coming across because They want them to. We should be closing borders and patrolling the Med to keep them out, but I'm not gonna cheer because 100+ people died.

>>73560610
F

babestation

>>73560627
why?

>>73560690
marie curie and neils borh are more important than both of them

really want to visit europe before it burns

Do you think North Koreans believe they have the best lives in the world?

>>73560719
radiation would

going to believe what my nuclear and radiology professors say as opposed to 2 mongs on 4chan

>>73560701
desu if it was a no nukes situation i wouldnt be too arsed about WW3

would just survive innit

>>73560690
>implying

von Neumann is the most important scientist of the 20th century. Einstein is somewhere in the top 10.

>>73560746
no they don't

north korean govt has been unable to prevent the internet from spreading there

>>73560746
Nah

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Woman nearly hit me in traffic earlier because she was speeding coming up to the lights. Could see her going proper mad behind me so made sure to move off from the lights and drove bang on the speed limit while I watched her swear and rage behind me. Pulled into the train station and mouthed cunt at me about a mile down the road. Felt good knowing she probably missed her train, served her right tbqh. Was an ugly ginger slag anyway.

big black willies in tight english fannies

>>73560509
got this once on youtube and genuinely thought i was about to be arrested for being in /int/ threads with the polish cp twat

>>73560608
What would you lads do in the event of a nuclear war? Say you heard the warning signal.

Me? I'd likely get in a bunker. I'd be well stocked and ready to last several months. However, I would construct a small gap in the bunker to allow me to position a part of my body outside if need be, to judge the environmental conditions.

As the nukes come down, I will carefully position my scrotum in the gap, exposing it to the force of atomic fire, vaporising my bollocks into nothingness in an instant. While my body and soul may survive the nuclear holocaust, my bollocks certainly would not.

>>73560774
>>73560778
Not very well informed about the place.

Should just let them eat each other.

>>73560739
its basically the same as everywhere else

>>73560789
As in she pulled into the station not me :^)

>>73560701
>don't live in London
>don't get drafted

Boom, you're safe. If a recruiter knocks at your door just tell him you're not gonna die for the Jews, no way they'd give you a gun after that.

>>73560773
not really

von neumann can best be described as having done the work of 10 good scientists

he did not arrive at any profound realities about nature like einstein or heisenberg did

>>73560770
youre wrong though

even with mass raditation posioning and cancer, it wouldn't be fatal worldwide

at worst humanity just turns into some horribly corrupted version of itself like that guy from the goonies and dies several generations in the future from accumulated genetic disease, much like the wooly mammoth of old

>>73560739
I doubt mainland Yurop will stay alive for more than 100 years. The United Kingdom along with Ireland's future, however, is uncertain. It may or may not live on beyond 2117.

>>73560739
Too late lad

>>73560770
You said "all life on Earth". Willing to bet that chemoautotrophic microbes living on deep sea vents shan't be bothered by your nukes, lad

>>73560701
what makes you think ww3 is about to start

>>73560813
europe has things over 200 years old everywhere
thats what i miss most about england

Business idea: fuck the sluts with the humongous butts

>>73560799
genuinely don't know
if you're in the UK you're pretty much totally fucked

not enough in the wild to hunt, too many people for supplies to last, nuclear wind would fuck us

would try get to the eurasian steppe and build myself a yurt

>>73560825
>dies several generations in the future from accumulated genetic disease
this is what I am talking about. I never implied everyone would die immediately, so I don't know why you said that

>>73560824
>profound realities about nature

Philosophers have scientists beat on this front. Meanwhile von Neumann had a far greater practical effect on the world than Einstein and Planck put together.

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just found out charlie's married to the waitress irl

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just did something like 30 squats lads

>>73560690
Nice elephanto
Very tasty meme

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just gave a streamer on twitch some money and he saw my message and it made me happy!

only philosophers you ever need to read are epicurus, marx and engels

>>73560863
that isn't even guaranteed though

theirs so fucking many of us theirs a good chance we would bounce back

>>73560593
Daily reminder the middle east wouldn't be constantly exploding if it wasn't for Islam

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>>73560849

>>73560893
Absolutamente asqueroso

Feel like doing an MBA, seems to be the way to get into a position of money making.

>>73560848
how about most life then you nitpicking retard

>>73560861
how do you plan on leaving britain

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>>73560864
Scientists are natural philosophers

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>>73560893
very nice of you anon :3

>>73560864
>>73560824
gavrilo princip #1 on the list

>>73560909
Oh for FUCKS sake

>>73560926
not very good ones

>>73560909
ah yes, america. so peaceful

>>73560919
swim the fucking channel lad, what the FUCK do I look like to you

if that bent cunt from little britain can do it it can't be that hard

>>73560895
>Epicurus

Shan't

>Engels and Marx

Utter fruitcakes. Gayer than Wilde

Religion is all made up you fucking idiot s

>>73560904
>theirs
ah yes, this proves I am arguing with an actual retard/12 year old

>>73560895
just read scaruffi's summary

>>73560919
You can swim the channel lad

I like the idea of having a gf.

But I'm a depressed KHV and it would likely exhaust me, plus i'd probably just end up making her angry/sad too, so it's probably for the best that i'll be alone forever

>>73560909
I've been to South Korea and I bet Korea could be halfway decent if they weren't constantly on edge about the North.

It's like a shitter version of Japan at the moment.

copernicus and tesla not christ and vishnu

ah yes forgot /brit/ was full of olympian endurance swimmers
all that machine operation must have honed your physique

Trump is using basic af IR tactics.

He's "tying hands" trying to be like Kennedy.

>>73560970
simple error that I noticed as soon as I posted
the fact that you're latching on to it as a way to "win" the discussion just shows what a faggot you are

*launches a preemptive strike against the runt horde*

>>73560999
ah yes... 4chans guide to foreign policy...

>>73560999
>IR
first thing i thought of was interracial ahaha

>>73560999
>IR
hmm?

>>73560986
I've had opportunities to have gfs in the past, but the thought of having to spend all my free time with someone and having no time alone is horrifying.

I don't think there's anyone in the world I could spend more than a couple hours alone with before I get sick of them.

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>>73560929
>:3
you shouldnt post that anon

I try to be social but I'm just not good at it. Poleaboo tier sometimes, infuriating how I can make conversation then immediately humiliate myself.

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>>73560895
>playing Assassins Creed Syndicate
>you actually help Marx organise a worker's revolution

>>73561013
Did an international relations module once and got a first in it.

I am the supreme expert.

>>73561006
>faggot
FOY

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39595963
thought this said 'koreans', thought it was an NK migrant ting lool

how come we haven't been told who they actually took out with this bomb or the attack on syria?

>>73561025
>the thought of having to spend all my free time with someone and having no time alone is horrifying
Only marriagefags and people who live together do this

>>73561025
Exactly, glad someone feels the same
>>73561026
Why not?

>>73561049
you lose
wasn't you're original claim that ALL LIFE ON EARTH would be wiped out

you fucking idiot

>brother visits for easter
>'hey i need to use your computer for something'

i hate having to delete my browsing history, rearranging my folders and so on .

the fact that my brother is a normoid bastard makes it worse. he knows i don't want to let him use my computer but its all done in the same vein of someone taking some chips off you're plates like 'let me get some of these chips real quick' normie stealing

>there will NEVER be a shooter as good as battlefield bad company 2: vietnam again
should i just end it?

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>>73561040
>playing Assassins Creed Syndicate
Stopped reading there

Stop playing shit games you runt

>>73560283
>Qin Shi Huang not even on the list
absolute meme list desu

>>73560854
You become numb to it pretty quickly.

>tfw house was built during the height of the British Empire
>tfw it's just a house

>>73561098
>ah yes let me just get into this paper mache helicoptre

the regular version was much better than vietnam

>>73561084
I think I'm old enough that having a gf would move to living together pretty quickly if I was at all serious about it.

>>73561099
It's a good game

>>73561115
>being a shit pilot
helis were good but they were balanced, an rpg on the ground could knock them out

>>73561006
the fact that you made the mistake twice in one post makes me realise that you do not have a grasp on the english language, let alone nuclear physics, making this discussion pointless
quite sad that you are viewing this as a win vs lose situation. you can have the win, whatever makes you feel better

don't have a favourite mexican fighter of all time

>>73561119
how old

>>73561098
Rainbow Six Siege is pretty good.

Battlefield 4 is also quite good now

>>73561124
>Any AC after Brotherhood
>Good
I'll give black fag a pass but the rest are utter crap

>>73561040
but they made him out to be some mild mannered reformist in that game

>>73561098
Literally all first person shooters are terrible

>>73560283
>no women until number 30
who the fuck designed this list

anyone who wears denim when they're not doing manual labour is a moran

Reckon I could batter a North Korean in a fight.

>>73561157
>being a chino wanker

>>73561044
umm try 3 years of courses and a 2:1 sweety

ww3 implies I'm supposed to take sides

>my country likely wont be involved because neutral (realistically on the west's side ... though maybe not)
>not going to side on the kikes and their occupation of sandnigger lands (don't care about said sandniggers either 2bh ... kikes are probably the better bet anyway)
>not gonna stand with the US in their conquest for sandnigger oil
>not going to side with Putin and his conquest into Eastern Europe (dont care if he takes eastern europe though ... feel no link to those slavic people so don't care if putin kills them all)

whatever leasts involves my own country in conflicts that don't involve us

not spilling a drop of blood for anyone else

>>73561152
Think you're just bad at them mate

this "banter" guy is the best poster ever lmao
laughing my balls off at every one of his posts

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>>73561158
same. They're all militarily trained though so they'd probably know some sick moves

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>very pretty manager lady that i always oggle and spill spaghetti around at work, see her around pretty regularly
>guarantee you she thinks im full autismo mode
>passing along a wall, nearby cubles force you to walk through a small space, barely enough room for 1 and a half people to go through
>see her sitting in a chair along the wall on the path to this room i needed to go to
>get close to her
>she sticks her feet out to pretend to trip me
>laugh and go in the room

th-the only fucked up part is about how i berated myself in my head for that situation even though nothing went wrong. for a good 10-20 minutes all i felt was embarrassment and i kept thinking i was stupid for that even though nothing really went wrong, though i am used to feeling like a retard whenever i pass by her and try to say hello or smile. this is with all grils but i get more with her since i see her so much.


i think this is part of the root of why i have no gf 2bh, i have a lot of repressed shame around women, i think my shame is part of the root of my betaness

>>73561158
They all weigh like 70 pounds and have rickets and tuberculosis so yeah, it's likely.

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>>73561135
>taking such obvious bait
yanks are so dumb

>>73561140
2, brotherhood, black fag and syndicate were all very good

revelations was meh, unity was crap, never played rogue or liberation

>>73561153
equality of outcome doesnt work for history

>>73561169
it's fine as long as it's not beige

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business idea: masturbicating

>>73561203
3 was piss poor, I only got Black Flag on recommendation of my brother, didn't bother with the rest

>>73561098
*everyone using an AK 47*
*T54 MG shreds through the helicopter in a millisecond*
*boat with the quad MGs shreds everyone*
*M79s everywhere*
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T MEEEEE

>>73561182
Nah, the first person view point is just cancer

Going on a coach to watch a football game tomorrow.

Turns out no alcohol is allowed on the coach, how should I sneak some on?

>>73561199
>i was only pretending to be retarded, trust me

>>73561130
>this entire post

I was clearly referencing the fact that any gun could damage the helo, inducing pistols meaning that they would get shot down almost instantly unless you had someone repairing like fuck

>there are only 2 types of trousers: chinos and jeans

t. moran

>>73561114
well duh
you dont get cathedrals or castles or historic town centres here
all the roads are proper wide and made for cars
i spent 2 decades appreciating the historical architecture of england

>>73561083
bomb:
>The US has not yet confirmed the results of the strike in detail, but a local official told the BBC that many IS militants were killed, allegedly including the brother of a senior leader.

syria:
>An airstrike by the U.S.-led coalition in Syria mistakenly killed 18 soldiers from a U.S.-backed rebel force battling the Islamic State, the military said Thursday.

“The strike was requested by the partnered forces, who had identified the target location as an ISIS fighting position,” U.S. Central Command said in a statement, using an acronym for the Islamic State. "The target location was actually a forward Syrian Democratic Forces fighting position."

>>73561234
Quite objectively wrong.

>>73561115
I preferred regular version too

Was a beast with the G3+C4 combo. Loved rinsing runts at their spawn by endlessly circling in a helicopter too

Wish this fucking cat would stop telling me when I can and can't go out. Really want to take it to the brook and drown it.

>dumb tripfag continues to try and get (you)s
this is good entertainment

>>73561238
you absolute legend lmao

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>>73561140
>shits on Assassins Creed while saying generic first person shooters are good

>>73561238
water because it's good friday

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When the draft starts will my student loans be forgiven?

>>73561179
>>73561179
>implying its even happening

>>73561239
your a moron, hiding being grammar because you got shown up

I doubt you even go to university, just another yank high school student who refers to his teachers as professors, did you just learn what a quark was haha

Just filtered America.

>>73561272
Siege is actually quite good.
BF4 was piss poor at first but they at least improved it. I'd be a bigger pleb if I supported Battlefront and BF1

besides I mainly play strategy games and flight sims

>>73561231
oh yeah, I forgot about 3. that one was shit too

*open up Bad Company 2 Vietnam*
*it ain't me starts playing*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtbh7YUL65I

>>73561282
see >>73561135
illiterate downy

>>73561240
>still being a shit pilot

>>73561280
no you'll be forced to pay them back directly into the war budget or be shot for treason

>>73561238
put some clear liquor inside of a water bottle and bring yourself another drink, spike the drink with the alcohol

>>73561259
yeah I was straight up COLD with the G3, this was before they let you add sights on it too, would BTFO all the snipers across the map using my iron sights alone

M1 garand/1911 was god mode though

>>73561252
the attacker can't confirm those results unless it's friendly fire.

>drop massive bomb over a wide area
>ahhh yes i can tell that precisely wiped out jim, joe and billy bob mcgee

>>73561231
>didn't bother with the one actually based in england

>>73561283
the absolute madman!!!! he actually did it!!!! fucking class banter!

>>73561333
I don't have to play a game just because it's set in my country.

It looked pretty crap.

>>73561317
>falls for it again

>n-n-no i don't believe you were baiting me on purpose
what a dickhead

>>73561258
Fully objectively correct actually

3rd person > first person

>>73561365
gay

>>73561331
obviously
i was just giving him some helpful news bulletins
dont ever fucking take that tone with me

>>73561365
Fucking hell.

What games are you even basing this on, there's not been a decent TPS for YEARS

the best third person games are better than the best FPS games

but most third person games are shit and it feels awkward

>>73561320
fuck off idiot

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Good Friday just got better

what will happen when white people die out

is it just me or does the media suddenly respect donald now that he killed a bunch of people
seems like he was just a clown before but now they acknowledge he's a competent politician.

literal chess master

>>73561382
>being a shit pilot and being gay

>>73561356
didn't fall for anything, friend. reread >>73561135 if you are confused
>yes, for sure this time I will prove I am not just being retarded

>>73561380
2012 had some good ones. Max Payne, Spec Ops the Line etc

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qrpbiZiI3g

>>73561381
agree with this

star wars battlefront 2

>>73561381
the best third person games are RPGs usually because movement is less of a factor in them

a grand total of 0(zero) (You)s this thread lads

>>73561353
Well it's not, you'd know that if you'd played it

>>73561418
Same.

>>73561413
wanker class

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>>73561403
your still a complete brainlet, who has zero grasp on nuclear physics. You have not said a single correct thing

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I wish I had time to play DnD with me lads

>>73561415
like mass effect

>>73561392
its actually staggering how theyve flip flopped
i havent seen a single negative opinion in any of the mainstream meteor since the syria strike
theyre just so hungry for a neoliberal warhawk

>>73561413
middle class
which part of the south east u from

>>73561443
what xD you got like 5 dude, you're the bantz master!

business idea: intentionally neglect my nutrition and lifestyle so garner sympathy from family and friends

>>73561412
I'll give you Max Payne actually. 3 is probably one of the best games ever made in terms of game play, Spec Ops doesn't do much special in terms of gameplay but it's a solid shooter with a decent twist on the heart of darkness/apocalypse now style story

>>73561429
I played it the day before it released in a demo in HMV, didn't like it.

new
>>73561469
>>73561469
>>73561469

>>73559751
>>73559751
>>73559751

nu

>>73561372
t. cowadoody kiddie

>>73561380
>I only play shooters
Fucking hell, maximum pleb