/brit/

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anime

grooming for a bumming

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Weebs 1 Dublin 0

yanks are weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxYvvcb0BE

post willies

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>leafs

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>>73561505

might do a sleep

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Any other lads here play this Finnish autism simulator

was drinking from 3pm to midnight and ended up spewing in the toilet

how many pickled eggs do you reckon you could eat at once?

>>73561547
My Summer Car?

>>73561460 →
west sussex

how did you know?? you must be good at this

>>73561532
floppy uncut dicks are disgusting

>>73561556
None

>>73561500
Yes you did you retarded monkey, you started talking about TPS when I was talking about 3rd person games in general

Fuck off back to cowadoody with the other kids, you'll fit in better there

when you take a bong hit, stick your chest up. dont put your neck down.

much better for upper cervical health as well as thoracic

>>73561572
SHOREHAM
H
O
R
E
H
A
M

>>73561580
now THIS... is truly the post of a banter master

>>73561469
>>73561469
>>73561469
new

ah yes, it's a threadsplit hour

see, this is why you should leave thread making to me. i made 3 good 310+ threads in a row

runts

>>73561597
>>73561606
shut the fuck up

faggots are actually quite tasty
who doesnt love faggots & mash with gravy

the white race is already dead
you are all relieved of your duties

>>73561603
live in worthing now, lived in steyning for 20 years

>>73561612
you should have checked that there wasn't an old thread in the catalog you dumb leaf

yanks utterly BTFO

is it inherent stupidity, culture or just a bad education system

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trump is turning out to be a bigger warmonger than hillary

mass depopulation when lads

>>73561681
Few weeks at this rate.

>>73561641
that's really close to shoreham
shame I don't actually live there and just know it because I go to see a friend there fairly often

>>73561649
old threads should die and not be dug up from the grave
you should have checked if someone else linked first
>>73561469
>>73561469
>>73561469

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watching a lil rick and morty

>>73561672
i'm amused by how many people thought he would be some peace loving hippie

bush promised to stop nation building in a 2000 debate against al gore, lel, it's nothing new

was david gray big in bongland? he was massive here ~00-05

>>73561656
i think its your cognitive bias 2bh

you find what you look for. im the same way with canadian posters when they say something incredibly gay

>>73561707
*BURP* WOMEN MAKE LESS FOR THE SAME WORK MORTY

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will this dumb cunt ever shut up

>>73561575
t. Shlomo Shekelbergenstein

>>73561718
I remember babylon which was a pretty good tune but that's it

>>73561735
umm no sweetie, I have no biases. I am a well of objectivity

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>>73561702
is it really that much of a hit to your ego that people aren't using your thread?

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>another day wasted on /int/ instead of doing something productive

>>73561596
ah the ol' ad hominem

fuck off with your gay third person games, bet you play shite like uncharted

>>73561739
do americans know who she is?

just realised i haven't cleaned my teeth today

fucking reeeeee

>>73561790
no who is she?

automatically assume anyone who tries to say ad hominem is a moron (because they are)

>>73561811
she wrote the beatrix potter books

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name a more reddit human being than this cunt

>>73561789
>complains about ad hominem while using ad hominem
ah yes

fuck off with your gay first person games, bet you play shite like battlefield

>the going out to Amsterdam to see J cole this year
>tfw listening to his music and he hates white people
>tfw he says 'nigger' every other word so I can't sing along

Oh dear haha

>>73561825

>>73561825
am i supposed to know who this cunt is

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pls no bully lads, these are comfy hours

>>>/s4s/5312271

>>73561837
I was merely using TPS as a admittedly wrong shorthand for third person games

go on though, what are some "good" third person games

Also as previously stated I mainly play flight sims and strategy games sweetie x

>>73561825
who?

>>73561841
how do you know he hates white people

makes me feel bad when a rapper i like is racist desu, generally stop listening after that since i say NO to racism

>>73561866
he said reddit. it's a website

>>73561825
*reverse googles the image*

who?

>>73561739
>this is actually real
why do normies lack any sense of humour at all?
that shoop is clearly satire

>>73561866
some youtube """celebrity"""""

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>>73561841
>J cole

haha i just read up on him

>Jermaine Lamarr Cole was born on January 28, 1985 at a United States Army base in Frankfurt, West Germany. His father is an African-American former soldier for the U.S. Army, and his mother is a white German who worked as a postal worker for the United States Postal Service. Cole's father later abandoned the family during his youth

Poetry

>>73561865
>flight sim

autist alert

>>73561901
nice ad hominem

>>73561739
that fake tweet is really really funny tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crespXdsD80
got an explanation for 29:43?

>>73561852
genuinely do not understand s4s, what is it about?

seems to be very redditish

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>>73561901
Thinking mans game desu

>>73561865
Used to enjoy his tunes but mate listen to Born Sinner
He literally hates white people - not even trying to rorke here he even admits it

Still make tunes desu

>>73561895
>half white
>hates white people

don't get it

I love the pepe image where he's being the shitty ragged couch

>>73561921
rude :^(

>>73561716
me too

have been following us politics for years, mainly very casually for the last while due to how predictable and cynical it is

was amazed when people thought trump and even obama would be "different"

yanks are so thick

>>73561933
Ffs meant for >>73561877

>>73561909
hey yank, fuck off

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just hanging out

what are you lads up to tonight?

>>73561930
>mid-air collision
>both planes in-tact

nice sim

>>73561955
i can see people thinking trump would be different at least
being self funded and all

>>73561895
Still makes bangers tbf

>>73561965
ad hominem

>>73561936
the old tragic mulatto
too white for blacks, too black for whites

>>73561716
>>73561955
so intelligent you lads x

>>73561997
Wasn't a high speed collision and the webm cuts before my wing comes off, just because the damage isn't instant doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Also the plane I hit died

>>73561933
that may be true, but I don't tolerate racism lad
unfortunate

>>73561995
might do a swipe down

nigger music is the fucking worst

favourite j-cole line: "I came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods"

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>>73562027
Didn't claim to be intelligent. Just amused by how many people got caught up in the old cycle of lies and spin again.

>>73562029
>>73561997
Actually watch the webm and see the plane that gets smacked into loses a wing

>>73562061
T. Lee the sparky

Should I fly to south africa for the sole purpose of finding methaqualone?

>>73562085
t. tyreese johnson

Tim's got a new guitar
Can't WAIT for tomorrow's guitar selfie :)

Just did 10 diamond push ups lads

>>73561666
nobody is replying to my post

>>73561865
>go on though, what are some "good" third person games
Witcher 3, Batman Arkham series, Dark Souls series, Assassins Creed, Dead Space, GTA, etc

*looks at the clock*
time for a poo

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me on the left

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>>73562140
moo

>>73562140
can't wait for camera test 1 :)

just got inducted into the bangladeshi hall of fame

>>73562200
I'm looking forward to camera test 3 where he plays hello

>>73562189
>tfw no witch gf

maybe it's you
u
u
u
maybe it's me
e
e
e

>>73562173
Only the Witcher and Dark Souls I actually agree with there.

That's the beauty of opinions though x

>>73561666
please post in my thread

need a french gf

how does a northern scumbag like myself obtain such a thing

>>73562264
I thought you said you liked Ass Creed 2 and Brotherhood?

I really enjoyed the Batman series and I never had any interest in Batman before I played it

>>73562286
Every French girl I've met was always very outgoing and super nice to me even though I'm a sperg. Way nicer and more pleasant than British girls, they even bother initiating conversation instead of waiting for the bloke to do everything.

>>73562286
ay up luv
par lay vu fron say

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Why did it take so long for anatomically modern humans to develop civilization, lads?

>>73562173
Mass Effect 2 was also very good

>>73562327
why don't you go into the woods naked with some buddies and see how long it takes you to develop one?

>>73562327
farming and agriculture
(also metals)

dark souls was the best game of the last generation
took me a few tries to really get into it but once you're in there is nothing like it

>>73562327
it's hard as fuck getting it going from nothing

>>73562345
If I had some woods and buddies I could develop civilization fairly quickly I reckon

>>73562356
it's a terrible game with a neat concept

>>73562286
me too but im a southern poof

>>73562315
Talking about them in their current form.

They were good when they were new but the formula is quite old at this point and Ubisoft are shitty publishers

>>73562324
my french accent/pronunciation is actually pretty good, I just have a lot yet to learn

I often think people to be dumb when they can't or don't alter their native accent slightly when talking to someone who wouldn't be able to understand them properly otherwise, I'm pretty scouse with my m8s but if I'm talking to a foreigner my diction is way clearer
its like when you go to a pub on the other side of the country and use some local terminology to order something, then YOU get mad when the bartender has no idea what you are referring to

>>73562387
well now you've said that I hate it

>>73562356
Max Payne 3 was better x

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Cleaning up the bookshelves

>>73562376
because you were brought up in one

trying being born a hunter gatherer and not having writing or knowledge or farming and see how well you do

>>73562131
T. Deano the site manager

>>73562318
ye brit girls really are the worst on average aren't they

>>73562430
what's that book on futurism?

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>>73562430
>Nietzsche
>Nostradamus
>H G Wells
>Dune

>>73562433
How did man go from hunter-gatherer to agrarian, hmmm? Why did it happen later rather than sooner? Was it a gradual process?

>>73562397
The ship battle stuff in Black Flag was pretty fun and fresh, and the rope launcher in Syndicate made it a lot easier to get around the rooftops of London but the yearly release thing that they were doing with Ass Creed was stupid

>>73562464
I think they've just got their heads too far up their own arse. I've talked to women from all over the world and they're always more approachable and more friendly than ours.

British women all give off an aura of fuck off and don't talk to me unless you're hot shit.

>>73562482
epic meme picture and meme post, good sir. To the front page you go!

if i was trapped somewhere for hundreds of years without human contact, would i forget who i am?

>>73562511
why dont you ask a fucking anthropologist

>>73562522
thats not true youre just scared to talk to them

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>>73562423
>shooter with no regenerating health

>>73562538
impossible question since you can't live hundreds of years

reckon you would forget your birthday, but probably not your name

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>>73562470
its just about the history and ideals of the two movements, as well as various artists/works associated with them.
very good book and helped me appreciate more abstract styles of art I think
was originally my dad's since he has a degree in Fine Arts

>>73562522
GOOD post

>>73562538
You would become a rorke

>>73562511
>How did man go from hunter-gatherer to agrarian, hmmm?
I don't know, prehistory isn't my speciality. My guess is trial and error with domesticating animals, along with the demands that large tribes necessitated.
>Why did it happen later rather than sooner? Was it a gradual process?
It took thousands of years. Humans have been around for about 200,000 years. Agriculture started a mere 12,000 years ago.

>>73562569
immortality is a given in this hypothetical

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>>73562561
>getting shot
>being shit

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Brits are terrible colonizers if I'm being honest. Why didn't you fix this shit?

>>73562561
dont get shot then

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palingenetic /brit/ 2.0

Spiritual /brit/ rebirth, new thread, new posts, new man

>>73562646
India is far too big for any external nation to control.

>>73562646
got kicked out too soon

>>73562643
The Max Payne 3 AI had fucking perfect aim, you only had to have the tip of your elbow sticking out of cover and they would get it every time

>>73562547
I've spent a great deal of time talking to them over the years and I'd say it's not just anecdotal, they do all think they're God's gift to man.

>>73562686
>>73562695

The first of the new /brit/ man

feel any different?

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Would you bone a horse faced albino qt?

>>73562611
I just don't understand how people almost genetically identical to you or I could have done nothing but chase shite around with spears for over one hundred thousand years

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>>73562705
>using cover in Max Payne
>not diving about like a drunken fat madman

>>73562686
ahem

>>73562719
They didn't know anything else. They could only pass down information orally, so that limited them hugely for starters.

I know my mind is corrupted with nostalgia but I still think the 16-bit area was the peak of video games

>>73562711
wa

Poo: accomplished
Let's see, what's next on the agenda?
...ahh yes, a wank!

doing the do

>>73562750
same

>>73562743
India had constant rebellions and millions were starved over the course of the Raj. Plus we never actually colonised it with Britons the way we did Australia, NZ or Canada.

>>73562750
also when I said area, I meant era

just shouted really loud in my apartment watching a guy play a game with a jump scare

hope the neighbors don't think i'm a runt

the majority of mitchell and webb look is absolute garbage, total shite compared to peep show

>>73562730
That only works when there aren't 10 guys camping behind their own cover or you aren't playing on the hardest difficulty

half life 1, deus ex, thief 2, resident evil 4, and doom

>>73562789
Played the entire game on the hardest difficulty that way. You actually just need to aim better.

just heard this runtish scream from the lad next door, utter poof that one is

>>73562780
I have concrete walls I can't hear shit in my apartments

have a feeling friend is going to bail on plans this evening once again to hang out with his runt gf

>>73562788
That's deliberate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmYC7r4dViI

the goal is the seattle metropolitan area

>>73562806
reinstalling deus ex now

Trying to play For Honor whilst drunk

>>73562710
>they do all think they're God's gift to man.
and they are, to be quite honest

the goal is a global caliphate

might do a poo

reinstalling deus ex now

>>73562811
Total bullshit, diving about just leaves you laying on the floor wide open and you can't kill everyone on the screen in one dive every single time

>>73562835
why

>>73562806
never played any of these

>>73562873
You actually can, you just need to be smart about where you dive.

Helps an awful lot playing on PC too.

>>73562774
I've heard the US was much more of a super nintendo region
growing up in the UK everyone was all about sega

TIMS GOING MENTAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jzq0kfdsZ0

tfw vascular as fuck and never have my veins missed when getting injected or having blood taken

watchin baseball lads

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>tfw vascular as fuck

>>73562975
fuck off chubs

i am peak performance

>>73562939
I know if I grew up in the states I would be a huge baseball fan because I love cricket but it's just too impenetrable to me
bat and ball sports are god-tier
but there definitely don't need to be so many regular season games

>>73562915
this is actually an old video that he's only recently uploaded for some reason
(though at first I thought he had decided to go back to the flat spracklen house and started yelling at everyone)

Hi lads
How's it hanging?

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>xena warrior princess is fucking gay

runtford and sons

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FREE PALESTINE
HANDS OFF SYRIA
HANDS OFF THE DPRK
FOY FOY FOY

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>>73563027
fuck any retarded cunt who says that

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>WW3 will happen in your lifetime

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>>73563094
>tfw going to dodge the draft by sailing to Cuba

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>>73563023
not too good

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Trump will attack North Korea tomorrow after they conduct a nuclear test.

Screenshot this post.

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>>73563114
>tfw have jewish blood so will convert to judaism to be on the winning side

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OKAAAAAAY! I'M RELOADING THAILAAAAAAD!

>>73563018
Following a team is great imo, I love the length of the regular season. Many smaller events instead of fewer large ones.

If you've got good commentators then it's a proper good time

>>73563114
>not being autistic so they can't draft you

>>73563127
Is your willy falling off?

>>73563056
need a scuzzy Russian gf

>>73563114
>his country has conscription

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watchin a filmm with me pals

https://youtu.be/7U2cGyJTeAk?t=16m50s

thanks youtube

>>73563131
how do you lads in here think you'd fare if WW3 started out tomorrow? i think i'd be alright. i've got 50 or so buckshot shells for my shotgun i never use so if i run out of food i can just take someone elses

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I agree that Baseball is truly the patrician sport

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>>73563134
>tfw going to forge proof of Hebraic ancestry and perform aliyah

>>73563147
give me a team to follow
I considered red sox because I'm a liverpool fan and they have the same owner but I don't really like boston teams

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>>73563023
absolutely terribly but i told myself i'd try to be less of a downer in front of my best friend /brit/
therefore here's a slightly funny picture :)

>>73563149
No, just a pathetic virgin

*dismembers hungary*

>>73563198
had a romanian qt in highschool willing to date me. wasn't that into her for some reason. kind of strung her along to make another girl who i was kinda dating get more serious

>tfw going to dodge the draft by refusing to leave my room

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>>73563131
What would we even do with the millions of Norks if we liberated them? We can't fuck them all

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WOT DID I SAY ABOUT TOUCHIN THE BLOODY FOOKIN TEA SHIPMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>73562327
We had to evolve from niggers

>>73563198
That's not funny

>>73563200
That's funny

I can;t be drafted because i'm a fat cunt with asthma lol

>>73563241
>dodge the deaft
FOY

>>73563241
you can't hide in there forever louie

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What's it like living in the home of the brash outrageous and free

>walked into the toilets some random lad using then as well
>we both go to the urinal
>whip out my dick and piss don't care
>he autistically turns his body so as to hide his dick from anyone

Why do autistics do this? Do they get turned on by urinals and have to hide their erection?

Another thing that bothers me is when people refer to the room where there are toilets, urinals and sinks "bathrooms", there's no fucking baths they're toilets

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>>73563267
>skipadeedoo the ol' draftaroo
Ah yes, olde English

>>73563285
yeah really good thanks, you?

>>73563303
shan't read what i shan't believe

>>73563282
outstanding post

>>73563305
we call it national service or conscription, yank

this isn't 1969 in San Francisco

>>73563303
nice lie

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ACK! EEEEK!

Daddy came back from the pub and is sitting in the kitchen just staring into space again

>>73563322
the word with less syllables is always the superior choice

>>73563339
Is he gonna sing a sea shanty again?

>>73563303
liar

>>73563303
why do you care so much? gagging for a look of that shlong or what?

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what a sloppy bitch, spilling those fries everywhere like that

>>73563339
Reflecting on how much of a failure his son is

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>>73563195
Blue Jays

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>wow anon!
>this book is so hard to read--you must be really smart!
>whys your room so messy?
>he he it doesnt really look like you ever leave it

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Do you have a good relationship with your father?

JANNY won't you please DO something!
They're fucking CHIPS

>>73563378
>fries

FOY

>>73563381
No he loves me

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>>73563378
Gonna fuckin saute a roastie for getting crumbs on my bed like that

I went to dublin a few months ago and was expecting to visit a town full of hateful savages that just drank and beat each other up
it was actually very nice and everyone was friendly and welcoming
but I am ethnically irish so I always had that on my side

>>73563369
I don't care but why does he care so much to turn his body? Not just him today there have been many such cases similar to him, go the far left, far right of the urinals and turn your body. Sad!

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>>73563407
thanks for the parting gift, la

>>73563396
well he's not happy about me being a loser but he's pretty autistic too so i can have nice discussions with him about history and shit

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>>73563404
>Tfw we MOAB your fatass

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>>73563378
>fancy some fish & chips lad?

>>73563396
not really haha

>>73563390
>Implying i wouldn't slam the door shut and scream for my mother as soon as she tried to enter my bedroom

>>73563385
delete this

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>yfw british aircraft carriers have ramps

>>73563435
Why are you obsessed with be able to catch a glimpse of other lads penisi

Probably turning away coz you're full on gawking at their willys

>>73563396
relatively
my brothers are more in line with what he probably wanted out of a son but we bond over music and movies so it's fine
he will be dead very soon because he has the cancer :)

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spotted a colored fella down at the Gettysburg re-enactment

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Literally begged God once for the one thing i ever wanted, didn't get it. And now it comes round every few months to destroy my sense of happiness and leave

>>73563378
would eat them off her

>>73563339
ah yes, alcohol and masculinity

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Go to sleep or watch the next two LOTR films?

Also RIP in peace sweet prince.

>>73563423
Dublin is English

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>Literally begged God once for the one thing i ever wanted, didn't get it. And now it comes round every few months to destroy my sense of happiness and leave

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me and the lads

>>73563464
I went to the middle of the urinal, looked down and pissed, in the corner of my eye I see an autist with a bag and headphones (was it you) awkwardly turning his body

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>>73563404
Face me like a man and get me out of that cowardly neck lock, Nigel, rrRRrrrEEeeeEEEe!

Not fairrrrr!

>>73563485
I was visiting english friends but everyone else I interacted with seemed to be irish (or nigerian, oddly)

>>73563478
>Believing in God
FOY

wish i was american and i could just go to the store and buy a gun and it's no big deal

every time i see this kind of thing happen on yank tv it reminds me what a nanny state i live in

>>>/fit/41065456

me getting ready for the day

>>73563483
He comes back in Game of Thrones

>>73563396
theres been some drama recently but we're still on good terms
just this morning he emailed me suggesting i stock up on water and electricity and asked who adele is

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map of the Irish that could fish

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>yfw the $18 trillion debt Amerifats can't even afford ramps for their aircraft carriers

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>anon what did you get all over my shirt?

Women are like those billboard monsters from the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror

Just don't look
don't give them attention, and they will wither away
so many guys stubidly worship these vapid women for absolutely no gain what so ever, to the point they plaster idols of them all over the place online, its incredibly silly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A

>>73563417
Spot on

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>>73563488
>>73563500
STOP BELITTLING MY SUFFERING ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Lol

>>73563506
Shame it's fucking shite.

>>73563446
Nobody wants your manboobs, lose some weight

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>yfw british aircraft carriers have prayer rugs

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>anon why do you read this book so much?

>>73563491
>png
fuck off

>>73563495
Maybe

Usually don't obsess over other lads in the jacks so I wouldn't remember

>>73563530
Better than Breaking Bad

>>73563529
o boi

>>73563524
*leaves a 'Wow!' reaction*

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GIMME DANGER

LITTLE STRANGER

bit cold out

*boldly enters the bathroom*
*makes eye contact with you*
*squats on the floor*
*does a massive sloppy shit*
*scoops it up*
*puts it in your urinal*

>>73563546
its genuinely a shit book

rambling, boring and vague

>>73563592
english weather

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How long to open this file in Australia? Would it use your yearly bandwidth?

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>yfw amerifat aircraft carriers have kfc restaurants

>>73563502
its good its not easy to get guns lol imagine how many people would get shot

its just not practical

have a strong suspicion that the kiwi's a NEET

>>73563602
*Scottish ;)

>>73563546
NO Jerrycucks

Reactionary monarchists only

>he does the virgin piss at the urinals

>>73563621
He's hiding from Cyclone Cook in his emergency bunker

>>73563622
'ke

>>73563634
'd

>>73563558
I've only watched the first season of that, was pretty good up to that point, not sure why I haven't carried on yet but I've heard the last two are quite bad or something, can't really remember what people said about it.

how do i empty my bladder completely so i dont leak out about two tablespoons of piss once I bring my pants up?

NEW

>>73563662
>>73563662

My ancestors :^)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-America

>>73563656
lift your balls on the last few pushes, works for me

>>73563655
first 3 seasons are fantastic but I still quite like the rest of it

>>73563656
anal plug

or conversely stop toying your arse

>>73563621
technically neet but do have a job its just very infrequent and under the table
lots of free time to spend on the chon