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the asian gf edition
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>>73558483
bad thread
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the main chick
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>>73558548
ignore this
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>>73558483
reported
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>>73558578
Sorry bong, your asian gf looks more like this >>73558135
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fpmurd dlanod kcuf
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>>73558625
YES I FUCKING KNOW. YOU ABHORRENT LITTLE LEAF CUNT BAG
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need to die
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my life in one pic
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Is your mother hot?
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I bought Nier Automata
Did I just meme myself?
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>>73558483
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>>73558769
good post
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>>73558769
bonne poste
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>>73558670
You are being excessively rude old chap
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Who else ready for korea pt II this weekend?
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will be getting dubs with this post
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>>73558769
This generation's Joni Mitchell, a mix of unorthodox beauty and underrated talent
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>>73558898
>
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this place is v toxic
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>>73558892
I'm ready for your mom pt II tonight
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>>73558898
HEEM'd
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>>73558765
>trusting /v/
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>>73558892
can war wait till I get an asian gf first?
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alas, I can only learn from my failures.
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>>73558925
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>>73558931
don't say that
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>>73558959
You will have a much better chance at getting a gf now, a refugee nk one.
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>>73558965
I'll be quiet, can't promise your mom will be ;)
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>>73558999
these trips are woke as fuck
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AYO
*buys fake Timbs*
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Tea girl is still alive, buds.

I just know.
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Someone kill me
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>>73558999
give me those numbers
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>>73559032
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>>73559057
Enlisting in the US army right now so I can find her during the Second Korean War and make her my wife.
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will I ever get trips?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm_u77XY4tY

life's not fair
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Do you guys like grime music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViNAk5Pe_Uc
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>>73559081
*beats you within an inch of your life*

Now that you've wiped your feet on Death's welcome mat, you can truly appreciate life.
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>>73559085
THE NUMBERS>>73559044 LE PEN

WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!??!?
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*steps into the room*
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>>73559185
*flicks your ear*
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>>73559158
we're not friends anymore.
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>american youtube content
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>>73559208
*squashes that last inch of life out of you*
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>>73559257
I'll watch over you from hell bud
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>>73559253
Is the second guy a pedophile?
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FUCKING STOMPING TUNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nchs7TiRPLo
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>bud
Every time
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>>73559314
thats fucked up wth
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>>73558578
when I see qts like this it makes me question whats the point of nonyellow women
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Who /qt/ here?
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*turns off flags*
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Here yah go bud drink up
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>>73559535
sorry, i'm lactose intolerant
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>>73559535
>rice cakes
kill yourself slag
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*drinks a glass of whole milk*
ahh that hits the spot
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>>73559512
Me
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>>73559512
me
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>>73559535
>>73559620
why are we discussing nazi drinks
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jones is going AWOL on his fanbase who hate trump now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crespXdsD80
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>try faceapp
>Girl version looks absolutely scary
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>>73559512
wtf I want to fuc
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>>73559693
wtf
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Literally not one single photograph of me online.
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Taco pizza best pizza
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>>73553833
She sounds very rude. Would you really want to date someone so rude? Missing two dates with no warning and then ignoring you with no texts, I wouldnt want have such a rude person in my life, nope not one bit.

If you're still adamant about having a rude gf tell her its now or never because you have other fish to fry and you can't have a rudeling holding you back and you'd rather have a rude free life
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>>73559879
that looks gross
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LECTURE ME AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE ON THE VERGE OF DEATH
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>>73559902
you look gross
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i just wish there werent any jews
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>>73559555
non white detected
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>tfw no kazakh gf
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>>73560030
>no Seinfeld
>no Oyster Bay
You would come to regret this
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>>73559892
I'm less concerned with getting a date at this point and more with why she would just not show up or say anything.
I've never had this happen before
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i wish there werent any zionists
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jews are not fully human, its that simple, they are thr enemy of all of humanity on both a physical and spiritual level
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>>73560092
looks too white for my taste
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>>73560132
>I'm less concerned with getting a date at this point and more with why she would just not show up or say anything.
I know and that's the problem, you really shouldnt be considered about what she thinks because it's clear she's not the nicest person. You should refocus your energies somewhere else other than wondering why a rude girl acted like an asshole, it's her nature most likely.
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>>73560104
>saving hundreds of thousands of civilians in ww2
>saving millions from persecution over thousands of years
>no israel
Deleting Judaism and Jews from history and existence is the only moral choice.
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>>73560132
Wait, that Asian girl stood you up? That's rough, bud.
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>>73560218
g-god chosen people!
anuda shoah, s-six million!
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>>73560204
I guess you're right, it's not helping me much worrying about it
>>73560248
Yep, didn't say anything
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>talking about the Holocaust in class
>professor says 6 millions jews died
>interrupt him and say that the actual number is closer to 5 million
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>>73560329
Don't feel too bad about it, she's a heartless chink
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how the fuck do i fix sunburn.
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>>73560329
You really wanna have your kids get KHAN'D by your wifes chink genes? You dodged a bullet, they would've had rude genes as well. What happened is a reflection of her, not you.
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>>73560329
Don't feel too bad about it, asian gfs are hardest to come by due to high demand
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>>73560432
aloe
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>>73560432
My skin is literally translucent. I got sunburn so bad once that the doctor gave me Vicodin because my skin was peeling off and I was in constant roaring pain
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why do women like men isnt that gay?
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>>73560494

When i was a kid the peeling off happened to me too.

It hurt so much that i could barely dress myself, and the worst thing is that i went to see my local team get relegated like that felt like God hated me desu.
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i get burned and then im left with more freckles whenever i spend any time in the sun
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the summer after i graduated high school i got drunk and fell asleep outside during the day without a shirt on and got burned so bad i was covered in huge blisters on my left arm
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>>73560433
Of course not, but that's the worst kind of rejection
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Also, i almost die drowned yesterrday because i had the glorious idea of jumping into the open sea while not knowing how to swim.

It was all some roasties fault.
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I want to live in Minnesota
Anyone care to talk me out of this? It's been 18 months since I've started thinking about moving to that state.
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>I want to live in Minnesota
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>watches interracial porn
>doesnt know hot to swim
>obsessed with Cara
Is Sinaloa a nigger?
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>>73560718

I only watched interracial porn one.

The fact that i dont like watching black people on porn makes me feel like im actually racist
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>>73560717
>Commiefornia
opinion discarded
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>>73560702
What do you want to know about it? Pls don't be Somali or Hmong
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>>73560569
Me too
I try to avoid it directly
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>>73560702
Minnesota is a cuck state.
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>>73560619
Yeah making it ambiguous with no real closure or finalization/explanation is not a psychologically good way for things to end
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not looking forward to being a NEET
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>>73560760
That isnt ironic at all coming for Illinois the cuckold of Chicago
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>>73560760
If we glass Minneapolis and parts of St. Paul it wouldn't be an issue

Duluth needs to go as well. Too many hipsters and druggie degenerates
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>>73560782
>tfw been working full time my entire life

i wouldn't mind being a neet for a couple months desu

i havent even taken more than a week off work in over 5 years
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPpWzS3nCwM
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>>73560820
>IM THE JOKAH BABY
I can't believe they passed over this guy for Ledger, real shame
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>>73560752
I actually don't know how I would do to not end up in the street if I try to move there.
>Pls don't be Somali or Hmong

>>73560760
I don't want to move to Cuckeapolis or St. Paul
According to Wikipedia this is more of a meme than anything else tbqh
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>belgium

>>>/x/
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>>73560933
rude
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>>73560883
It all depends on what you're looking for. Eastern suburbs are GOAT for what you pay for. Western suburbs are for the richfags.

You can move to a smaller suburb or town within the outskirts of the metro area for more affordable options. We have decent employment rates as well.

If you're an engineer or scientist you can probably land something with 3M; everyone has a neighbor or knows someone that works for them.
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>>73560891
>there could be a CHI gangster posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
dios mio
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I bombed a test today boys
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>>73561076
dummy
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>>73561076
Good job
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>>73561004
I actually wouldn't mind living in a smaller town or suburb, I think I'd need to get used to the amount of free space you have in the Midwest first though.

How's social life there? I know about the Minnesota nice memes and all that shit, but people rarely tell me how community life is there compared to the rest of the US.
>3M
some people told me their job's are subpar compared to the Minnesotan average
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I felt like blowing my head off again today buds
>tfw I realize I will never be happy
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Would you a Czechian whore?
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>>73561125
Are you qualified to even get a in demand job here?

im certain belgium isnt eligible for the greencard lottery
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>>73561155
define whore
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>>73561125
I'm from the southern midwest and people are generally really friendly if you don't live in cities.
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>>73561174
Any girl you like
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>>73560769
Or starting one. Pretty fucked to say
>sounds great, see you then!
and not show
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>>73561160
I'm taking a gap year before my master studies in agrobiology, but honestly I never really looked into how it worked. You guys have a shitload of categories for immigration despite 95 % of your immigrants being educationless shits
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>arriving saturday
>not yet shipped
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>>73561229
>95 % of your immigrants
illegal* inmigrants
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>>73561229
95% of the immigrants in every country are educationless shits
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>>73561253
you should know what you're talking about

>>73561263
tbqh my parents did have degrees which didn't get accepted in Luxembourg back then
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>>73561247
>not living 40 minutes away from an Amazon warehouse
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>>73561125
>How's social life there?
There's a lot to do and there are a ton of clubs and groups around for stuff like rock climbing or curling. We have pride in our state even though we like to suck our own dicks a bit too much and act like a quirky meme state.
>I know about the Minnesota nice memes and all that shit, but people rarely tell me how community life is there compared to the rest of the US.
Minnesota nice is just a term for being passive aggressive. Upper midwesterners beat around the bush instead of being direct. People in the cities are nicer than people in the coastal cities, and people outside the cities even nicer. However people won't hesitate to shun or cut off contact with you; the election here was a shitshow. Community life is pretty good, it's not too difficult to get involved in local politics and have major events. The state fair is the biggest one for us and is a blast.
>some people told me their job's are subpar compared to the Minnesotan average
I dunno, maybe the engineering department isn't all that great money wise. Half of it's full of Indians who came over. There are other pretty large firms here if you're /biz/ tier or if you're doing something agricultural we have jobs for that too.
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>>73561294
Are you the portuguese lad from Arel by chance?
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>>73561343
Thanks m8, your answer really helps

>or if you're doing something agricultural we have jobs for that too.
At some point I thought about getting a temporary working visa and work in Cranberry swamps or something like this to get used to the US before staying there for a longer period of time. I guess it's full of Mexican seasonal workers and it doesn't pay well though.

>>73561375
Indeed. I don't know if I'm just tired but I somehow thought you had a Mondorf flag the last time we spoke together instead of a Schengen one.
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Hello friends
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>>73561499
hello
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I shall click randomly on google maps and explore flyover states for the rest of the night
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China >> Poomerica
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>>73561527
Wouldn't it be the other way around since you're a scat fetishist?
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>>73561553
I only like delicate poo crumbs.

Americans butt holes are too dirty for me.
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>>73558758
She's alright.
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>>73561511
Nice dubs, how are you?

>>73561524
tell me how that goes
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>>73561527
Not appropriate for cum
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>tfw all our kpop waifus are about to be incinerated in hellfire
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>>73561527
you a fan of chinese knockoff off ass clackers?
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>>73561674
Doing just fine.
I hope you're doing swell yourself.
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Someone kill my autistic insecurity
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>>73561728
Are we bombing the gooks now? Finally durumphkine is doing something write
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List cock sizes, /cum/

I'm a 5 inch dicklet when I'm hard
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if we go to war will i get to rape azn girls?
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>>73561733
jeezus fuck dubs again? Can I have some.

Currently drunk right now so I would say I'm swell.

>>73561750
Do it yourself you lazy sack of shit
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i have a 8 inch dick
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>>73561805
6.99"
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>>73561809
yes we will
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>>73561818
>1818
I think that counts.
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who else /toooldtogetdraftedforkoreapt2electricboogaglo/ here?
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>>73561809
I had a dream once where I was some kind of soldier or something clearing out an apartment building and one of the rooms I went into had this hot asian chick with big titties.

She looked like a plane stewardess and was packing a large suitcase of cloths and when I saw her I ended up tittyfucking her.

Do you think this is a premonition???
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>>73561868
I'm just gonna go to jail for forgetting to sign up for the draft lmfaoooooooo
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draft dodgers are welcome in my home
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>>73561855
STOP HOGGING ALL THE DUBS!!!

>>73561868
>implying we have a draft
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roadkill_bingo

Why does this exist?
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>>73561996
thank you i wanted to download this
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>>73561985
>canada
>we
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>>73561966
neat
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How do I get software developer job lads
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>>73562034
develop software
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>>73562034
Can you find the sum of all prime fizzbuzzes under 2 million?
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my whiskey sour is just the right amount of sour
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>>73562055
Only with haskell
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>>73562034
let the software develop you
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>>73562034
Learn to code
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>>73561996
noone even likes Toronto
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>>73562095
I like it but I acknowledge we need a serious cleansing
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>>73562108
of autistic cumskin NEETs?
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>>73562133
among other things
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>>73561908
i hope so
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>>73562108
of all its inhabitants yes.

Good thing I live far far away from there
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Drinking sucks, I had a beer and a half six shots of various hard liquors, and half a cup of wine and all I feel is heavy headed and tired
I want my weed back damnit
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>>73562108
1.3 million is a big number.
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>>73562171
need to be in the right mood to drink. If you're tired you're gonna get even more tired and feel shitty but if you are energetic you're gonna have a great time.
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>>73562181
toronto has a lot more than 1.3 million people
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would only want to be drafted if I got to serve with a wacky cast of characters like the movies.
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stay jealous, citylets
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Don't worry guys I'm back
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>>73562213
I was thinking of Vancouver for some reason.
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>>73562171
I'm only 4 beer in and I feel great. Plus I have some stuff to wake me up when I need it
>>73562198
what this guy said. All day I've been looking forward to these drinks and I'm pretty sure I'll be going all night. Man up
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>>73562291
vancouver has like 600k people
>>73562239
why not a roundabount
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>>73562335
I know, but half the pop of Toronto is 1.3 mill.
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>>73562321
Fuck you, drinking is gay, in an hour or two I'll be back to feeling normal probably with a headache to top it off
Fuck drinking and fuck you
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I'm gonna go to the gym and lift heavy things and put them back down again
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>>73558483

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uT40vbWTyq
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Feels like summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsW8rXPcnM0
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>>73562090
I can but idk when Ill be good enough
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Worry guys I'm black
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>>73562370
you must not drink much then you pussy.

Don't want the headache then drink a bunch of water right now.

Or just keep drinking and be a man.
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>>73562412
Keep at it every day desu, you'll get there
>>
Severely disappointed with blue apron desu
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>>73562455
I can put some white on it
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>>73562455
what happened?
>>
>>73562444
>you must not drink much then
No I don't, I much prefer smoking but I gotta stay clean for a while so this is the next best thing, but it's a pretry god damn shitty alternative
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Fuck. I hate summer AND spring.
I'm gonna blow the sun up.
>>
Smoking cigarettes is cool
>>
>>73562455
>paid out the ass for low quantity of "uncommon" ingredients
>have to prep the meal yourself

it's just a scheme to get money out of bored rich housewives
>>
>>73562533
So is POZing
>>
Washing your hands is cool
>>
>>73562533
you know whats cooler? vaping
>>
>>73562455
you should have read what they offered. Totally not worth it unless you're a dumb house wife that gets to live in a fantasy world with her husbands credit card
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>shit in a public bathroom
>don't flush the toilet
>don't wash my hands
>run my hand through my hair, gazing whimsically into the mirror
>>
waiting for the video of the 22ton bomb striking.

holy fuck imagine being in those caves
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Butts > boobs
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>>73562529
Same fall is pretty gay too I wish it could be winter with short days and cold nights 4ever desu imo family
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>>73562642
>wiping

fucking princess over here
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>you know whats cooler? vaping
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>>73562665
girls or boys?
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>fag gives his perspective on female anatomy
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>>73562665
Wrong. Big tits amateur is the patricians porn choice.
>>
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does agreeing with a gay make me gay?
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>>73562709
Nerdy girls with big tits is probably the best thing ever
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>forgot to change my reddit flags
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>>73562717
100%
>>
>>73562665
that's gay
>>
women are simply vapid creatures
>>
>Guys have butts
>But guys don't have boobs

Logically if you prefer ass over titties your gay
>>
>>73562764
depends on the ethnicity 2bh
>>
>>73562740
how do you do this?
>>
>>73562764
Agreed
>>
>>73562794
no, all women are horrid
>>
>>73562784
>>But guys don't have boobs
i beg to differ
>>
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What's the /cum/sensus on Trailer Park Boys season 11?
>>
>tfw no flatchested gf
>>
>>73562870
If they don't shoot milk they're not real boobs
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>my dad and brother took my parent's car and drove to another state
>get stranded
>parents are too cheap to get any insurance that would actually help them
>my mother took my car to go pick them up
>have to take an Uber to college tomorrow because I have an exam so I can't just skip
>>
>>73562818
like this
>>
>>73562874
hasn't been good for a while so doubt 11 is any good desu
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>>73562875
>flatchested gf

Why don't you just call chestlets what they are? Men.
>>
>>73562874
not my favorite
better than 10 though
>>
>>73562902
like this?
>>
>>73562874
Haven't watched the last season or the latest one
>>
the ideal gf
>>
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why do women wear skin tight clothing but get angry when I stare at them hoping for the light to hit at the right angle making their leggings see through
>>
>>73562920
because men don't have vaginers
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>>73562954
that was fun. now back to 3 flags only
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>>73562901
>parents took their own car to do their own thing
>get pissy that I have no car to drive

fucking millennials. You are a piece of shit you know that?
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>>73562963
I can't confirm, never have I given a chestlet the time of day.
>>
just imagine the 20-25 year olds of today when they're 60-65, how will they act
>>
>>73562960
you have low ideals lad
>>
>>73563000
probably like some dumb fagits
>>
either need a short (5' 0" to 5' 4") or tall (5' 7" to 6' 1") gf
>>
>>73562962
Because they only want Chad to stare at them. Average dudes fall into what they call "creepy".
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>>73563000
>60 year old men watching anime and ERPing as girls

hmm
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>tall (5' 7"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl3DYLQTFg4

Don't bully whites for too long, they will strike back
>>
>>73563000
Like a bunch of dumb fagits
>>
>>73563047
I'm 27 and I already feel too old to be watching anime. Yet here I am.
>>
>>73562992
My mother took MY car that I bought and paid for, you illiterate retard.
>>
>>73563061
so this is that "race war" that /pol/ has been going on about

interesting
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life is a numbers game
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>>73563098
/pol/ is always right
>>
>>73563085
I blame the alcohol.
>>
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Well lads, I'm going to betray American culture (coffee) and instead start drinking proper British tea like any English speaking person would.
>>
>>73563085
report your car as stolen lmao
>>
>>73563141
can you type your post in non-faggotspeke
>>
>>73563141
Is that illegal in America?
>>
>>73563141
>Well lads, I'm going to betray American culture (coffee) and instead start drinking proper British tea like any English speaking person would.
LITERALLY all of the anglosphere drinks coffee except for the brits

australians, canadians, new zealanders, south africans, you name it

dumbas
>>
>>73563141
I drink coffee in the morning, and tea afternoon.
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>>73563174
I drink both. Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon.
>>
>>73563208
>>73563190
hmmmm
>>
>he doesn't mix coffee and tea with his kombucha
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>>73563190
>>73563208
Hivemind
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>Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon
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>>73563190
>>73563208
>>
i don't drink tea or coffee

t. morman
>>
I like my coffee like I like my metal.

Blaaaack
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why do girls even exist if they're not going to date me
>>
>>73563154
No I will not.

>>73563158
Nah.

>>73563174
Actually according to some graph I posted before on here, Anglopshere countries drink more tea than coffee. America is really the only one that drinks more coffee than tea.
>>
>>73563277
>>73563277
just to piss you off
>>
Where do I cash in my white privlidge to claim my big titty wife and my 4.0 gpa with a six figure job offer
>>
I drink tea sometimes
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>>73563277
why do you even exist if no one wants to date you?
>>
>>73563308
in Donald Trumps fourth Reich
>>
>>73563283
>Actually according to some graph I posted before on here, Anglopshere countries drink more tea than coffee. America is really the only one that drinks more coffee than tea.

have a hard time believing that canada drinks more tea than coffee

maybe it's the easterners fucking things up
>>
>>73561125
You should think about going for a vacation to the state, or some others you might be interested in to see if you actually like it. Be a shame to go through all that effort to find he you wouldn't like living there.
>>
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>>73563293
>>73563320
that's kinda cruel
>>
say my name
>>
>>73563341
Old people fucking love tea

t. worked at timmies when I was in highschool
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>>73563351
I felt bad typing it out. I dish out pain because I want the company.
>>
>>73563358
"cletus"
>>
I drink coffee mixed with tea and tea mixed with coffee.
>>
>>73563358
stupidhead

LMAO
>>
>>73563358
Y-your man
>>
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>>73563338
if we could only be so lucky
>>
>>73563358
meme show
>>
a&w > barq's > hires > mug > dad's

refute this
>>
>>73563372
i guess you could say.. we are alone together

tehee
>>
>>73563451
What about Jones? Also mug should be last.
>>
>>73563451
>no IBC
>>
>>73563468
>jones

overpriced and overrated like dad's
>>
>>73563501
Go fuck yourself pleb. Jones is the Crystal of root beer, everything else is piss.
>>
>>73562874
I've been in TDC (Texas State Prison) for the last 4 years, but I've recently got Netflix and have been watching where I left off (Season 7) since (at S9: E1 as we speak, drunk and high as fuck), and I can say it's obviously changed quite a bit so far, but it's obviously trying to get back to it's roots after the shitfest that was S7, but it's not looking too promising.

I noticed back in S8:E1, Bubbles was still having trouble getting into character after all these years, but then fucking nailed it as the season progressed, so besides their aging, and obviously Trevor leaving due to being a little bitch from what I hear, it's not too bad so far.
>>
New
>>73563536
>>73563536
>>73563536
>>
>american """"""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""

http://www.globalresearch.ca/us-has-killed-more-than-20-million-people-in-37-victim-nations-since-world-war-ii/5492051
>>
>>73561076

>4 credit thermo physics course
>mfw class average was 44% and I got 74%

Step up your game ameridumb
>>
>>73563451
Never had hires so I can't say. This list is pretty accurate though.
>>
>>73563725
What is that course even for?
Gonna be an engineer or something?
>>
>>73563943

Medical physicist
>>
>>73563959
Neat.

I'm hoping to do a full 180 of my profession. Currently doing trade work but I want to upgrade so I can do something else, possibly medical.

Have you found a job yet or are you still in school? How hard are the classes, like is it hard for a tradie to get into??
>>
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Days are becoming so much harder.
How do you get through it, /cum/? Booze works okay but I know it's not a healthy long-term solution.
>>
>>73564147
Well I have a job that keeps me on the "treadmill"

I also have some little things to looks forward to like mountain biking once summer comes around and maybe the prospect of a new career if I put myself to it. You are right though booze isn't a long term solution

What is it that troubles you? Care to share.
>>
>>73564103

I'm about to finish second year. The courses themselves are all physics and math, including quantum. I don't think being just "comfortable" with physics will suffice, but it should be enough for the math part of it... I think.

The math in physics versus trade requires a different way of thinking, I'll say that. It's much more conceptual, and you'll be extrapolating equations quite frequently. If you have experience in finance, you'll find yourself doing physics problems quite similarly
>>
>>73564103
>>73564268

Oh, and one more thing. If you want to go into medical physics (it's a masters program), you'll need either a minimum average of 3.0 GPA in your 3rd and 4th year courses (at least in my uni), or have good relationships with the profs (show engagement, desire, and ambition).

If sounds daunting don't worry. By 3rd year, you'll be specialized enough that it shouldn't be too strenuous getting better grades (don't depend on that only, though)
>>
>>73564268
Haha well Physics is beyond me. I sucked at math (though I never really worked at it). And yeah we don't really use much math (especially in my trade) just basic equations or just adding and subtraction. I don't think I'll get into a big corse like medical physics, just something like lab work or something smaller

>I don't think being just "comfortable" with physics will suffice, but it should be enough for the math part of it... I think.

Maybe you are putting too much pressure on yourself. What is your end goal? If you meet your criterium then why fret?
>>
>>73564236
>Well I have a job that keeps me on the "treadmill"
I'm in college, but the routine doesn't really help me feel more motivated.
>I also have some little things to looks forward to like mountain biking once summer comes around and maybe the prospect of a new career if I put myself to it. You are right though booze isn't a long term solution
That's how I've gotten by so far but there's only so much vidya and animu in the world, and at a certain point you start thinking "what's the point?" I reached that point a while ago, but it's only dissolving me now.
>What is it that troubles you? Care to share.
I would if I had anything to share but really it's nothing tangible: I'm well off, decent-looking, with a decent future. I'm just perpetually down in the dumps.
>>
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>Tfw being East Asian

I'm so sorry that your woman isn't at the goddess tier as our.
>>
>>73564490
>I'm in college, but the routine doesn't really help me feel more motivated.
One thing I learned about motivation is that it's not going to fall out of the sky and suddenly you get it. It's more or less about your attitude towards it. To use a cliche "just do it". It's really about doing what you have to do no matter what even if you don't feel like it that day.

>That's how I've gotten by so far but there's only so much vidya and animu in the world.
Been there also. Try something new. Ironically I watched an anime that got me into biking and have been addicted to it ever since (4 years at least). Do you exercise? I think that will help with many things, motivation included.

>that last point
Did you have everything "handed" to you and now feeling the stuggle to achieve your goal. I hear it's a common problem these days. (Me included). Someone shared a video that explained it perfectly. Give me a minute so I can see if I can find it.
>>
>>73564699
>Do you exercise?
No, started SS the other week but I'm not sticking to it too well.
>Did you have everything "handed" to you and now feeling the stuggle to achieve your goal
It's more that I don't really have a goal. There are plenty of things I'd be okay with having but nothing that really motivates me.
>Give me a minute so I can see if I can find it.
Please do
>>
>>73564773
Pretty sure this is it.

Not that if applies to you directly but it sure taught me a few things.

>started SS the other week but I'm not sticking to it too well.
Like I said about motivation. Just do it. Or just do something you are interesting in.
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>>73564905
and I forgot the link. Good job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrT8lJNa9Z8
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How is it like to have a smart gf?
>>
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Is /cum/ dead. Is everyone asleep?
>>
>>73565263
I am awake
>>
>>73565739
>>73565739
What province? Alberta here. Whats up my dude?
>>
>>73565812
BC pal. Nothing much, planning on getting a Jeep but not sure what kind. How are you?
>>
>>73565866
>How are you?
Not too bad. Just started my long weekend with beer and beer and blow.

Have and ideas for the kind of jeep you want?
>>
>>73565932

Nice way to start the weekend m8. You in school or work?

I was thinking of either a wrangler or compass, because I really want a manual transmission
>>
>>73566006
Work. As an auto mechanic actually.

What do you do?
>>
>>73566152

Is that a good job?

I'm the guy in uni for medical physics. It's pretty fun, but the workload can get a bit out of control
>>
>>73566217
Oh I was just talking to you.

Auto mechanic is a fair job if you like fixing things. Unfortunately I don't and pretty much hate my job. That's why I wanted to do a complete career change. Maybe get into an easy medical job and not have to deal with some of the shit I have to deal with.

Problem is I have to do a bunch of upgrading to be able to get into some of these classes...
>>
>>73566290

Ah, it was that kind of trade. Not sure what else I can say. I don't know too much about career options, sadly. Med school is a bit hard to get into, but there are some majors that are more likely to get in than pre-meds (I believe economist is first and second is physicist)
>>
>>73566328
Yeah unfortunately most major courses are beyond me. I was just thinking of getting some kind of diploma or something. Something like lab work ya know?

My mom works in the health sector so shes given me a bit of advice on what there is for job opportunities. Just gotta upgrade some high school classes and apply for something.
>>
>most major courses are beyond me

how so?
>>
>>73566427

Yeah lab work can be fun. I did have some experience in a medical lab not too long ago for cancer. It was a good experience

>>73566484
Also hello not/cum/
>>
>>73566494

I'm as cum as it can be
>>
>>73566484
I never finished High School and for a long ass time I stayed unemployed, hence the upgrading. I'm also 27 years old and pretty sure I'm not that smart.

I just want to try something else that isn't trade related.
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