Wake up in Malmo, what you do?

>>73556562
fuggg :DDDDD

>russian flag on pants

kill him prolly xD

Throw a hand grenade.

That picture was taken in Syria or Iraq, most likely.

>>73559582
Oh well run around throwing flowers then.

>>73559544
Assimilation is considered racist in Sweden, friend.

>>73556562
Try to find a job despite never having one because, no matter how true or untrue /pol/'s memes are I'd still make more than a Lithuanian doctor by working a minimum wage job.

My great grandparents came from Malmo in 1911, and immigrated to the US, moving to Minnesota. If I teleported to Malmo, I'd look for my distant cousins which my family has kept contact with, and avoid the kebabs roaming the street. I don't know any Swedish, however, so I might have to go to the closest US embassy or consulate.

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>>73559806
>be Baltic country
>get conquered by Soviets
>population forcibly transferred to Siberia
>finally break free of Communism
>join EU
>population voluntarily transfers itself to western Europe
Why do they keep falling for this?

>>73556562
Try to get home without getting grenaded