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>britpoop

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anime

>>73550436
DELETE

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39593385

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shit edition

sheed

VERY bored

I'm shit at video games these days

the one thing i was good at and i cant even fucking do that any more. smashed so many controllers

just want to fucking die

>>73550311
if you dont listen to talking heads then FUCK off

>>73550436
How are you lads spending Easter Weekend

>>73550436
bout to meet a new dealer in an hour or so
wish me luck

>>73550511
>poorthern direland
it all adds up

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Jews are clearly the master race

>>73550518
that's actually even more pathetic than it sounds because video games are really easy now

>>73550518
sounds like a bad case of the old 'pression

>>73550502
Wish this cunt would lick something poisonous instead of windows.

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me

>>73550518

runt life

>>73550502

remember when Frankie Boyle said that she had to fight off his rape attempts

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hey kid
hand me all the benzo pills you've got and no one wil get hurt

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>>73550535
I don't celebrate easter

Time for a fap to the ol' 'jinshi I think

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>>73550502

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>>73550580
Don't post that 2D rubbish

>>73550535
wanking

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The bf.

>>73550555
i have no loyalty to this shithole lad
your bullying has no effect

>>73550555
Is it Ulsterlad?

>>73550558
>stereotyped as feeble cucks

Yeah, clearly

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>>73550502
what happened to 'don't feed the trolls'? fucking sick of these johnny-come-latelys crying about people on the internet being mean
I was tempered in late 90s/00s guestbook and forum culture, I am impervious to all insults

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I'm really bad at defending on FIFA and it's making me the laughing stock of the friendship group. Literally practice for hours every night so I can get better but my friends are just too good.

I'm pretty good going forward but every time they get the ball they cut through my back four like a hot knife through butter.

>>73550564
i don't play new games. older ones. just lost my skill

>>73550565
i do have depression yeah

>>73550571
>runt life
i know
now fuck off yellow fever

>>73550518
this happens to me if ive had a single beer before i play. if i want to play well its got to be zero or ~3 beers

>>73550623
why are you such a holidayfag?

Ever seen a jinn lads?

>>73550664
Because I have no friends at home.

>>73550651
oh ok, good lad
doesnt really matter though
playing videogames is actually an incredibly useless skill, it has no transferable value at all, you're better off learning an instrument or something

>>73550660
i don't even drink and i still suck

>>73550643
Alri granddad

>>73550626
fair, still might explain why you're bored

>>73550628
it's AN ulsterlad

>>73550650
'ddit filename, won't read

>>73550518
depends on the game I play 2bh
can't get out of silver on Overwatch but I constantly rape people on Battlefield 3

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>kabul

>>73550679
iktfb

>>73550612
make me

hint: i am going to take pills and sleep so you win soon

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>>73550651
>lost my skill
you didn't lose it lad depression is just getting in the way of your ambition and determination

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>>73550689
>it has no transferable value at all, you're better off learning an instrument or something
i'm terrible at music
i don't have any talents, motivation, persistence or ambition

>>73550708
>no loyalty
It's not THE Ulsterlad

William Ulsterman

>>73550660
I'm really good at 1942 when I'm pissed.

might countenence an auto-homicide

>>73550436
I cuddled her outside a Claire's Accessories store in King's Lynn back in 2008

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What was your first pc lads?

Used to love browsing newgrounds and funnyjunk on this

>>73550729
Can't be dealing with graduating.

Probably shouldn't have shunned all the people at home 2bh.

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Heard there's a Fake Driving School now, anyone seen it?

>>73550757
yeah i'm not
just a depressed taig

Is it weird to really like reptiles and amphibians and scorpions? Their fukin sikkunts tbqh

>>73550789
idk some shitty windows 98 prebuilt with a 10gig hard drive

>>73550769
everyone has a ballmer peak but its a hassle to work out where it is

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>text girl asking for second date
>no reply

>>73550689
disagree with this

vidya has given me amazing reflexes and peripheral vision and my critical thinking skills are top notch due to people constantly trying to scam and outsmart me

bit... nippy

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When you see it...

>>73550719
I used to be fucking great at Bad Company 2
never liked BF3 or BF4 though

>>73550789
think my first computer was unironically the same as yours

>>73550817
What's a taig?

>>73550789
I used to really love the NGBBS

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What part of England does Karen live?

>>73550851
thats just something runts tell themselves to rationalise wasting their lives away and you know it

you could have developed those skills playing sports

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>>73550871

>>73550864
I've only played BC2 and BF3 online
Have to say I like BF3 online more than BC2, but BC and BC2 story modes are great

I'm considering buying BF1 but it's a bit expensive at the moment

>>73550851
So you have just gotten better at video games. A skill no one will ever be interested in and you will find no use for. Such is the life of a child.

>>73550851
video games ruined my wrists and made me fat

>>73550897
i also played sports

>>73550837
i like lizards but you have to feed them live crickets which terrify me so i can't have a lizard sadly

>>73550897
Well wait, so he has developed skills?

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>>73550867
hmm...interesting
>>73550881
was only there for the videos and flash games myself tbqh

>>73550897
so you admit they are skills but still think it was a waste?

what exactly happened with that dortmund team bus attack? was it an actual terror attack attributed to a group/cause or just some nut who really hated the team or something?

seems an extremely random target (a Borussia Dortmund bus ... what?), and really poorly executed for something that would presumably have at least been planned out in advance if it were a terror attack (have had wankers cramps more devastating than that guys hand injury)

>>73550856
your resolution is atrocious

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Just looked at the news.

Is something going on in Cheadle?

I heard there's a media blackout and nothing is coming out of the place.

>>73550502
of course, that's the solution to cyber bullying
she's a genius

>>73550914
BF1 is pretty shite la

I really get a lot more enjoyment from BF4

>>73550769
that's still active? christ

>>73550950
UFA was best game

>>73550928
I really like lizards, snakes are okay, frogs and salamanders are sikkunts and scorpions just look cool as fuck

It's kind of annoying the way if you take a woman back to the gaff and she sees a tank full of scaly slimy reptilian shite she'll be put off and a lot of people consider them childish pets

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which one's better? would you save either of these?

>>73550924
good lad
>>73550934
>>73550951
jog on, peripheral vision is not a skill

>>73550789
yeah had one of those too lad wahheyyyyy

Was a mistake on my parent's behalf though...next thing they knew I'd bought an £800 autism-machine, become a WoW addict and fucked up my A levels looool

>>73551004
one on the left

fuck everyone in this thread

>>73550971
Which Cheadle?

>>73550502
what a fucking mong ...the kid seems as though he has difficulties as well

>>73551039
Don Cheadle

>>73551004
Right

>>73550856
sounds like a LOT of dismal towns, christ.

>>73551019
TBC definitely took a few grades off my A-levels
but that's not really the games fault, more my lack of self control

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>>73551005
you'd be amazed by how many people don't realize you can see something without needing to focus on it

>>73550788
alri Tyrone

>>73551004
Left, but both are very good.

You might want to see what it looks like with a bit of hair too.

>>73551039
Outside Manchester.

Apparently its not there anymore.

>>73550992
dad n' me was also cash

>>73551110
>Apparently its not there anymore.
where are you getting this?

>>73551095
I'd be amazed if anyone didnt realise that so you're probably right

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plymouth? nah mate never heard of it

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WE HAVE A PILL POPPON NIP IN THE THREAD

>>73551133
Cheadle Express

>>73551123
fuck i remember that game
was the shit back in 2006

> gaining peripheral vision "skills" by staring at a monitor directly in front of you for hours every day

ummmm....... ok sweaty

just made a /brit/ tumblr page

so I says chichester? I just met her!

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islam

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ahh lovely day lets go to the pa-

Skills gained by gaming
>Reaction time
>Peripheral vision
>Hand strength
>Pattern recognition

>>73551142
>poppon
*poppin
Fuck sake

>>73551150
er, I use VR and a 21:9 monitor hun
I guarantee my peripheral vision is better than yours xxxx

Enjoying a nice Leffe while I clean my room for my gfs arrival

Mouldy beer smells a bit like honey, imajun mah soup rise

Ooh my bad yeah
I stole your love oh my bad yeah

Mate from Cheadle just text me.

Apparently the ground on the high street caved in and there's noise coming from it.

>go to make some bombs for tonight
>no rizla

J U S T

Dabbing/drinking it is shite.

>>73551137
explain the phenomenon of female drivers then

>>73551182
errr in english doc?

And all the sterile striking it
Defends and empty deck you cast away
As rain up on your forehead

>>73551189
>2013

alri time traveler

>>73551197
all good for......playing more video games

>>73551223
Reported you dirty IRA taig cunt

>>73551189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YzyaPgSHZc

>>73551223
Snort it lad

>>73551247
>>73551150
http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-surgery-games-idUKN2J30397820070219

>>73551224
red herring because women can't do anything right to begin with

>>73551260
Fucked it

lads
need help
How do I apply for student finance?

They're asking me for when I'm going to move in to this hypothetical accomidation - how the fuck should I know?

Then they ask me for my passport info, which I don't have.

Am I supposed to be speaking to the uni I'm applying to or is 100% of the finances done from this student finance government website?

Plus my family is poor as fuck. Can I exploit that or do I have to go through the same rules as everyone else?

Help lads

>>73551263
limmy hahahahaha le funny scottish man hahaha

>>73551223
laugh at incompetent druggies like you wrapping shit up in little bits of paper when you can get hundreds of empty gelatine pill capsules off amazon for pennies

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>tfw no skills
>tfw no friends
>tfw poor
>tfw never worked

>>73551296
if you're too dumb to figure this out by yourself you shouldn't be going to university

>>73551263
that guy's in hyde park every fucking day

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>>73551287

>>73551327
limmy?

>>73551266
snorting MDMA is rough, plus impractical in the club

Are there any prods in the republic? Are they oppressed heavily? Bet the poor buggers are put in chastity cages.

>>73551322
I don't have any friends and none of my family went to uni.
I'm a virgin to this type of thing tbqh.

>>73551296
in 3 years this person will be included in the 'educated' demographic.

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Happening in Cheadle

>>73551347
Nobody cares because they wage it in people's faces and they're all Irish Nationalists

>>73551347
there's always been plenty of protestant republicans/nationalists. Wolfe Tone is one of the most famous Irishmen ever

the idea that the Irish conflict is a religious one is a fable invented by the English media

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>>73551347
>Bet the poor buggers are put in chastity cages.
Good

Dad always talks confrontationally then wonders why I hardly talk to him.

Always talks as if he's made you haven't got a time machine and haven't done what he just suggested you do

Or if he suggests something he's like "well do it then" to which I reply "ok" and then he's like "well do it then" and I say ok and he goes "well do it then"

Or he'll try and make a point or say something and he just goes in circles repeating himself over and over and over and over again, saying the same thing continuously to the point where all I can say is "yes, you've said that" and then he gets angry

>>73551296
ask your class tutor

>>73551345
does it burn baby's ickle nose?

>>73551347
They don't wave it*

>>73551296
useless fucking idiot.

>>73551363
the last person who went to uni was my dad and he graduated in the 80's
I had no friends
I figured out how to do it
consider looking for jobs in McDonalds

would like to try a chastity cage one day, just to see what it's all about you know

*cums on /brit/*

Cheadle is fucking gone.

Mate says that they're loading people onto buses and have left most people behind barbed wire fences.

Utter chaos.

>>73551409
I was home schooled

Gave Sara a kiss on the cheek in Brentford once

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reckon I've acquired a gf lads

it's really very easy thinking about it

>>73551406
there's this band called linkin park I think you'd really, really enjoy

>>73551406
My dad

>>73551406
mine is not that bad but i know what you mean
part of the reason i never intend to have a family, even if i could

I'll impregnate every british girl i meet from now on

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>NASA announces alien life could be thriving on Saturn's moon Enceladus
Oh come on there's life thriving on my enchiladas after i leave em out long enough hahhaha

>>73551372
>>73551425
>>73551434
very very disrespectful

>>73551379
>>73551397
Aha. Totally cuckolded bunch then. Not surprised.

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normie literally unironically butt devastated
serves me right desu

>>73551485
drown yourself in a sink

>>73551511
Would give a good cocking.

wish I didn't have to be a refugee

everybody hates me

>Lyon v Besiktas delayed due to Besiktas fans throwing fireworks and missiles at the home support
ah yes, turks

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>>73551526

>>73551485
sorry mate, but if you can't figure out how to do it, you're really going to struggle in uni, and you'd probably struggle in any job that isn't living wage

it's so fucking simple to do

>>73550837
they're novelty items (wouldn't even call them 'pets'). and novelties wear off quickly

mate of mine had a shit load of spiders and snakes etc, then he married and had a few kids and moved to the country and his 'collection' of exotic creatures just sort of vanished without explanation

>>73551511
Girl who looked and acted exactly like this use to have a crush on me in school

Kind of regret not letting her suck my willy

I live in Wythenshawe and heard a huge bang at about 7.30 followed by a load of rumbling. In the last hour I've heard planes and helicopters flying low overhead.

What the fuck has gone on? Seriously. Something to do with Cheadle?

*leaves my truck with the keys in the ignition*

Reports coming in from Cheadle

Mutants roaming the streets, the survivors have grouped up with the formerly stranded London Eye passengers and are roaming in a Mad Max style gang

Unbelievable scenes, the humanity

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39593405

Kek

>>73551550
GET OUT OF THERE

NOW

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>>73551532
OOH IS BABY SCARED OF THE BIG BAD WAR? DID THE BOMBS HURT ITS LICKLE EARS?

>>73551296
accomodation is usually a couple weeks before term starts
you can use a copy of birth cert+NI card if you dont have passport
you apply to the unis and choose firm/backup through ucas, finances are all done on the student finance site.
you get more money if youre poorer; theyll do an income assessment and your parents will have to fill in some forms and probably show payslips.

call student finance directly if you have a question, theres always a queue but theyre often helpful.

>>73551526
laci green looks nice

>>73551511
why are so many "women" into being spanked

>>73551534
croats did it at the euros last year, remember?

>>73551532
You have to go back

>>73551555
That's just Northerners for you

wonder what happened to those people who were locked inside the london eye during the recent allahu akhbar attack

How many keys of md would you put in a glass of water?

Don't have weighing scales also won't be able to just divide the bag

>>73550518

Maybe that's cos they're for kids.

they tell me its all in my head but I'm not so sure

Imagine being able to afford stuff from those posh hipster cafes you see in train stations and that

>>73551572
>>73551597
hate you

There's no other way to find it
You know you gotta be strong

slow motion porn is the thinking man's wank content

467E9D7

FUCK I need to remember to buy alcohol TODAY or else I won't have any all weekend
I've been drinking more spirits lately which might be a bad sign

Fucking hell lads, was on the phone to my mate, sounded like something was jumped on the bus he was on.

There was a lot of screaming and noise.

I've still got him on, haven't got a word out of him, but I can here something chewing away.

If you're within 20 miles of Cheadle, run.

>>73551621
just eyeball it you pussy, mdma isnt going to kill you

>>73551623
not really, people of all ages play them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2KwQ4eM2A

>>73551673
I'm literally dumb, I don't know what 150mg looks like

>>73551666
When will they ban assault knives buds?

>>73551621
none, because putting dizzle in water is fucking stupid
it's relatively easy to eyeball in such a way that you won't kill anyone assuming you're dealing with normal quantities (a couple of grams or so)

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>have to apply for foreign unis for year abroad
>student finance isn't paying for foreign tuition
>foreign tuition and accommodation is going to be £5,000
>don't even have a quarter of that in savings

I'm buggered. Asking my parents isn't an option.

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>>73551587
cheers m8

>>73551596
Women like to be dominated you virgin

>>73551653
Absolutely brilliant post, almost transcends the flag it is posted under

>>73551708
about half of 300mg

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>>73551712
Then pay for yourself you cheeky sod

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How do we solve the Yank problem?

>>73551731
but with what money?

>>73551708
150mg? are you taking it with your 10 year old sister?

>>73551515
you look like a balding, english version of brendon urie

>>73551712
why isn't student finance paying?

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>>73551738
hmm........

>>73551708
How much do you have total?
Say you have a gram-get a card (bank card, driving licence, that sort of thing) and crush the baggie
pour it out
half it
150mg will be roughly a 3rd of that half

>>73551738
Mind your own fucking business

>>73551738
Russia will sort them out for us eventually.

>>73551719
why? why does sex have to be some contest between dominant and submissive?

>>73551712

is it a Non-Eu one? im sure erasmus gives you money to help

>>73551738
Trump is such a nigger

>>73551712
wrong foreign unis dont charge tuition

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>>73551738

>>73551782
Life is a contest between dominant and submissive

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the gf

>>73551708
ok i've insulted you twice but i'll help you
after you've crushed it into powder, you want an area the size of your thumbnail worth of powder

reckon Bog Fart will have Easter completely outlawed by 2020

>>73551751
no clue
they used to, but they aren't doing it for next year
the people on our course but in the year above who are on their year abroad are doing a load of travelling because they had tuition paid for and have a load of maintenance loan

>>73551785
>>73551790
It's a Chinese uni

>>73551712
then why did you apply? moron

>>73551327
And the black people when they descend into hyde park in the summer followed by 10 vans.

Live in Wilmslow and 5 Airbus A400M Atlas' just flew over in quick succession followed by a sudden bang and an ominous expansion of orange/red gas emerging from beyond the distant hills

Concerned about what is happening right now

hanging out again in my room by myself since I am autistic and incapable of interacting with other human beings

I'm hearing that something huge has happened in Cheadle. Media blackout until Midnight.

Wtf

>>73551738
>USA just dropped the largest non-nuclear bomb on ISIS

Watch out or you'll be next limey

>>73551823
wrong

>>73551846
>hanging out
FOY

Missile launched from Vanguard Class Submarine.

Its heading towards Cheadle.

They're nuking the place lads.

>>73551823

>It's a Chinese uni

No shit you have to pay. Should have applied for Erasmus instead

>>73551823
uh so you can't go can you
idiot

cheadle is a funny name

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Liking this new cheadle gimmick

HANG THE DJ

bit ashamed at how I share a landmass with you lot

What the fuck are all these posts about cheadle?

Where is Cheadle?

>>73551869
trying too hard

>>73551826
because when we started the course, we all assumed that the year abroad would be covered, and if we don't do the year abroad we fail the year and fail our course

>>73551859
ok prove me wrong then

>>73551875
well we knew that it had to be paid for, but when we started the course the course leader said Student Finance pay for it

>>73551892
>new

Girlfriend is currently on holiday in Cheadle and I can't get through to her. Going fucking frantic here lads what has happened???

alri i'm jeremy cheadle look at my little hand lol

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Emerald""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Isle

cheadle is an old gimmick you utter fuck heads

who is Cheadle?

>>73551800
need a 1 polygon gf

>>73551905
>>73551904
are you two fucking idiots or something

>>73551910
enjoy failing then

>>73551909
I'm just posting the facts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I

in plymouth lads and the nuclear sirens in the dockyards are going off

is it happening lads?

>>73551905
I'd show you on a map but I don't think it's there anymore

need a shag real bad
need to see a pussy
FUCK

>>73551798
not really, life isn't sex

>>73551743
Get a job

>>73551957
haha the worlds ending and you're going to die a virgin

Fucking hell. What is this about Theresa may being held hostage in cheadle?

>>73551964
>life isn't sex
Virgin

cheadle dee cheadle dum

Trump dropped a big bomb on isis, i hate him now!

think windows creators update is going to restart my pc sometime over the next few hours

inconvenient to say the very least!

trying to shag this bird in cheadle and her runty bf keeps ringing her phone.

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Cheadle has literally been wiped off the map

Fucking hell lads, watching a live feed from Manchester.

There's a massive shadow wandering about in Cheadle,its soaking up missiles and gunfire.

in cheadle lads and the nuclear sirens in the dockyards are going off

is it happening lads?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RcV6pAQiEG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RcV6pAQiEG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RcV6pAQiEG

Wtf is this cheadle thing? Can't find anything about it on the news, is this real?

Trump dropped a big bomb on cheadle, i hate him now!

>>73551985
i am indeed a virgin, and so what?

>>73551627
Tastes like shite anyway

>>73551738
*spends the rest of the night watching youtube videos of squirrels eating things*

>>73551974
it's where you grew up not literally the hospital you were born in you mental case

post monged choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0D6Hv-ReJI

Literally one post about Cheadle and now it's an explosion of Cheadleposting itt wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8

Trump just confirmed on Yank news that a MOAB is headed towards Cheadle as we speak

holy fuck lads this is it isn't it

>am kissless virgin
>finally found a girl I really like
>willing to have sex with me
>she was from cheadle
Pretty sure she's gone now.

We have some breaking news coming in here that Donald Trump is resigning as President of the United States to set up his new trampoline company - Donald Jump.

Pulled a girls hair in work as a joke, her eyes rolled into the back of her head and two girls smirked at each other

Think I made her wet

Alright are these all joke posts about cheadle??

http://time.com/2938158/youth-fail-to-qualify-military-service/

fatty fatty boom boom

love having big poos

Drinking Morrisons own energy drink by the cup full, will it kill me?

>>73552061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7tHTLd-WWA

>its a windows updates and now my touchpad doesn't work properly episode
ahh yes haven't had this classic for a while

Mate is back on the phone, seems like he's still alive.

Cheadle is overrun. The area is being walled off.

>According to an interview with The Daily Telegraph, Eric Trump said he is "sure" that his sister, and newly appointed West Wing adviser, Ivanka Trump, encouraged their father to carry out a the strike against the Syrian president.
>"Ivanka is a mother of three kids and she has influence. I'm sure she said: 'Listen, this is horrible stuff,' " Eric Trump told the Telegraph.


stupid shit started WW3

run donald run!

get it (donald gump)

>>73551957
i wish i was a virgin then i wouldnt miss it so much

had a chicken burger from a proper paki place coming home lads

>>73552078
>Pulled a girls hair in work as a joke, her eyes rolled into the back of her head and two girls smirked at each other
What did she mean by that?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3070341/The-Kim-Kardashian-effect-Armenian-women-named-sexiest-world-females-prefer-Irish-Australian-men.html

Do they not realise all Irish men are knuckle dragging Neanderthals who will beat them?

I don't think this cheadle thing is serious

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/852510080666750976

>Prime Minister involved in "ongoing hostage incident" in Greater Manchester

Mainstream media are finally starting to report on the Cheadle happening now that it's been all over social media for the last hour.

>>73552102
My video ask before posting it.

>>73552106
so this is what i have to look forward to also

Sad!

Hi guys, Martin Robinson here from the Daily Mail. These rumors coming out of Cheadle are very concerning, we're not aware of any media blackout. Could one of you on the scene send us an email at [email protected]. You will be credited.

We have some breaking news coming in here that Donald Trump is resigning as President of the United States to become mayor of Cheadle

>>73552124
ah yes, letting your emotional daughter dictate your foreign policy
if she wasn't hot no-one would put up with her shit

>>73552137
It turned her on

me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9wCAc4Jzs

Heard that a giant Don Cheadle is destroying Cheadle for stealing his namesake.

My name jef

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>>73551919
RIP

>>73552142
accidentally posted this sorry

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Kek

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wtf? i hate america now!

>>73552178
yeah but why
how do you know

need to a pussy in front of me right now i swear to god, need to devour that thing
i'm literally the male equivalent of an ovulating woman right now
SEND PUSSY, they're gross as fuck but need it RIGHT NOW
HORNY af

>>73552138
That's what's attractive about us

Treat 'em mean, keep' em keen

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ah yes

>>73552223
what does this represent?

Why did it have to be Cheadle lads?

>>73552138
that's half the appeal

>>73552215
work in a bank and yes we literally do lol

what happened in cheadle. or is this a new meme?

so this is it

Cheadle is going to be to WW3 what Sarajevo was to WW1

fuck I've never been so scared

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>>73552223
Interesting

>>73552244
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diversity_Immigrant_Visa

>>73552244
EV eligible countries

literally drove 50km today holding in a shit haha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheadle,_Greater_Manchester