You wake up in your cunt in the year 1066, in a similar economic situation as you are in right now (so if you are a poorfag then you will be a peasant, etc.) You don't get to bring any items from the future, but you don't lose any memory.
What do you do? Do you take any precautions knowing the events that you are about to experience?
noongas
I try to be careful enough not to be accused of witchcraft.
join harald's invasion
FIRST WHITE DEVIL IN THE AMERICAS
Eat my dick Lief Erikkson
>>73549311
Make sure you tell your dumbfuck friends not to leave their armor in the boats because muh heat.
>>73549370
sadly, leif would have beaten you by 66 years
>be a muslim in the lowlands
>no unified republic with global trade means that I'm the first turk these people have seen
Fug
>>73549403
yes
also warn that madman on the bridge about the perfideous anlgo that's trying to stab him from below
>>73549427
Dammit, I guess I can hang out with the BC tribes then, they seem cool. Or maybe I can teach them integral calculus and create an American Atlantis
try and win the battle of fulford to save england 2bh
>>73549227
I bang my 100 Anglo slavefus while laughing at the weak anglomen
>>73549465
From what I have heard of the berserkers, I think he would probably cleave your face off for looking at him funny, let alone trying to tell him to do something.
>you don't lose any memory
I become a wizard, invent printing press and commit all my knowledge to the paper.
>>73549597
So much this
>>73549227
Ich bin Bavarien?
>>73549227
Too busy invading England desu
>>73549576
I don't think the normans invaded in April. So I have time to warn the English king
>>73549578
well i gotta save him somehow. he managed to take down 40 anglos before they stabbed him from under the bridge, so it'd be neat to see how many he'd be able to kill before they overpowered him
>>73549805
he knew they were invading
Stuff you can actually teach the medieval folk about provided you are not an utter retard:
>basic anatomy and hygiene
>basic physics
>astronomy
>printing press
>steam engine, ballons
>geography
>math (odds are you know π to more digits they do)
What you probably don't know shit about is metallurgy which is what has enabled mankind's progress. Still, you could probably become some sort of adviser to the king if you play your cards right.
>>73549952
Ehh but I tell him what mistakes not to make
>>73549984
he'd already sworn an oath of loyalty to duke william though
>>73549227
>Do you take any precautions knowing the events that you are about to experience?
implying i know russia's history of that period
>>73549805
They invaded in December I think. But Harold already knew about Williams planned invasion and had some men in southern England.
>>73549840
You can be the troll under the bridge, protecting his crotch from the anglo menace.
>>73549962
>hygiene
Might be a myth but I heard something about people believing that if you bathed too often you would be visited by evil spirits or could get sick.
>>73549962
Knowledge is useless. You won't be able to convince anyone of any radical ideas, change is slow.
Many inventions took the inventors lifetime to be accepted.
I have some practical experience with metal working chemistry. Could probably become a decent smith and try to make a gun.
>>73550027
If he did it was meaningless for him to claim that William could have the throne as it was an elected position
*unifies the american tribes under one flag*
Worry about my eyesight as I don't have contact lenses then.
>>73550108
>radical ideas
Depends on what you mean by radical ideas. You could convince them if you offer enough proof. Formulas for the circumference of a circle are easy and pretty easily provable. Basic physics too. Sure, you might not change the world overnight but if you build up a following and commit your ideas to paper, you could very well get them to 17/18 century level in a few decades.
migrate to the north because fuck muslims
>>73550395
you could blend in rather effectively though
>>73550395
Life under the muslims would be better than under the Galicians
>>73550033
Russia is a big place, it would depend a lot on where in russia you live. Maybe you can be ooga booga nomad tribal or whoever lived in the frozen shitholes. Maybe you can be orthodox christian viking in the Novgorod region.
Unga bunga rockstop
>>73550537
uh no
>>73550496
of course but it's still a matter of self-identity