/brit/

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anime

>>73548589
>leaving the house to swing from a tree
Hello nigger

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purge the religious

close all churches, mosques and synagogues

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Need a gf.

shit thread, going to come back when the anime posters fuck off and die

Keeping an eye on the world going BY MY WINDOW

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bed soon

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irish karen is best karen

HHHmmmyeess thread warring.
Not cringy and fedora at all

>>73548705
Up the RA

JACOB
REES
MONG

i am religious shoot me

>>73548671
i will spite you by living a long and joyful life

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>>73548610

Time for a Bath Ales 'Gem'

great beer lads

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Karen looking very cute in her glasses

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>>73548705
thats disgusting in every way

Anglo karen is superior

spoke to god during a DMT trip ama

> religion is the driver for morals and ethics
MOOING at this irish runtoid

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SEE ME ON THE TELLY BUT I AIN'T NO ACTOR

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>>73548733
*shoots you*

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KAREN BELONGS TO /POLSKA/
FILTHY ISLANDERS

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>>73548739

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>>73548778
*dies*

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Need a /jaw&cheekbones/ gf

How to you take DMT? Not at all clear to me, if it's a capsule or tab i'm sold, but looks like you have to smoke it (?)

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UP THE UVF GAS ALL TAIGS

>>73548786
the fuck is polska
never heard of it

>>73548786
but she wears a union jacket

Venereal disease is debilitating, especially for soldiers.

ww3 is quite literally happening right now

you all saw how big that bomb was right?

>>73548772
List your morals WITHOUT copying the 10 commandments

>>73548778
ZA WARUDO
*dodges bullet*

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>>73548786
Why does she wear the Union Flag

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>I'm an independent thinker
> my morals just so happen to be a cheap imitation of Christian morality (but with the uncomfortable parts cut out so I can do whatever I feel like)

>tim hasn't posted anything in almost a day
do you reckon he's been sectioned?

painted my ballbag rainbow and have let the boys run free in Chechnya

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This frog is very comfortable right now.

Please do no disturb him.

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The final meal before a crucifixion, perhaps?

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>>73548806
*shoots again just to be sure you're dead*

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Please /brit/, protect Karen
Karen doesn't want to go /polska/
You wouldn't let them take her would you?

>>73548845
he's getting ready for something big...

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ah yes scotland

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redpill me on british wigs

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>>73548838
>>73548816
100% coincidence

can i get a quick rundown on karen

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>>73548853
Easter the Toad > Pepe the Frog

>>73548772
Not an argument

>>73548893
Hide balding heads

>>73548887
RIP Tim.

>>73548887
>*teleports behind myself*

>>73548864
>>73548893
What genre of pepe is this called?

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>>73548877
They will never take ARE KAREN

>>73548911
i heard syphilis was a huge problem back in those days

>>73548914
howling

>>73548919
******

>his mum wasn't head of the PTA

gassing

>>73548810
Yeah you smoke it, it's a short but incredibly intense trip. Alternatively, the same active compound is found in a drink called ayahuasca (which has been used in Amazonian cultures for hundreds of years for spiritual experiences), which gives a still pretty intense and longer lasting (~8 hours) trip. You don't break through in the same way as DMT, but you still trip balls. I've heard the first hour or two of the ayahuasca trip are pretty shit though, lots of nausea and basically just purging your stomach before it kicks in (at which point it's intense).

>>73548810
yes you smoke it and it tastes fucking awful

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>>73548919
Easter the Toad

>>73548829
do unto others is the only one you need
and certainly not the first 5 (the ones no one remembers or gives a shit about)

>>73548893
Outdated, silly (,almost racist?) tradition.

>>73548910
I've no desire to "argue" you out of being religious, I like watching you wriggle like a worm.

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>>73548869
now that's rude

>>73548938
>he had a pt
lmao what a poofter

>>73548938
my mom actually was though haha

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>his mum was the head of the PTA

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Love karen so much

>>73548938
>his mum was
Bet you got bullied something fierce you mummy's boy
>>73548960
So your only moral is one taken from Christianity? Really makes one ponder...

>>73548829
none of those commandments needs religion to exist

scooby dooby doo
doing a poo
we've got some poos to do now

>>73548986
looks like a mong

Genuinely can't imagine what it's like to be religious or be raised in a religious environment

Pretty grateful that everyone in my family is an atheist. Never got the fedora memes, but maybe people grew up in an environment where religion was the norm? Sounds like a fucking nightmare to me.

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>>73548853

>>73548963
Not an argument

>>73548972
what?
i hate frogs

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post toads

>>73548992
just noticed that the golden rule isn't even on the list
god's such a fuck-up, lmao

>>73548986
haha this runt knows how to counter animeposter

>>73549016
Exactly. Nobody should be raised (read:indoctrinated) into a religion, let them choose once they are 16+

>>73548999
We're it not for religion they wouldn't exist though haha
>>73549016
Yeah mate spending 45 minutes with my family every Sunday was soooo terrible

Mong

>>73549029
i'm aware

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>>73549015
laffin at this runt trying to mock karen

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>>73549040
A People's Republic?

>>73549016
Literally exactly the same desu, except you occasionally go to church. I went to Catholic school, and whenever I tell anyone who went to a regular school that they automatically assume I was raised by nuns and think masturbation is a sin. It's literally exactly the same except RE is compulsory at GSCE (and even then you learn about lots of different religions, not just christianity).

>>73549040
did you know baby koala's eat their mother's poo because they don't produce milk?

just went to wipe my arse because it was feeling uncomfortable and christ it was FILTHY
damn, i fucking slept with it like that

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>>73548789

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>>73549040

>>73549016
I was FORCED to go to church once a week. literally worse than WW1

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>>73549040

>>73549086
Pics? x

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>>73549082
did you know americans dont celebrate easter?

>>73549059
>Yeah mate spending 45 minutes with my family every Sunday was soooo terrible
You can do that without religion.

>>73549079
I studied RE and enjoyed it. I find religion interesting, but I couldn't ever be religious.

>>73549059
>We're it not for religion they wouldn't exist though haha
fairly certain similar sentiments have existed ever since humans evolved.

>>73549019
Which anime lass do you want to see BLACKED?

>>73549069
The most beautiful women in the world line up to be BLACKED with a smile on their faces. We are doomed.

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>>73549069
>>73548986
dreadful gimmick

post ultra-normie tune that has more than 1 billion play in youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBumgq5yVrA

>>73549016
>Sounds like a fucking nightmare to me

Not surprised you are intolerant, sign of a poor upbringing with a flippant attitude towards the values Catholicism teaches you

Wet wipes are the perfect compromise between toilet paper and a bidet. Post-poo cleanliness for true patricians.

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*does a socialist poz*

>people itt had to go to church

how old are you? what social class are you?

>>73549114
>You can do that without religion
Then what the fuck are you on about?
>>73549124
Proofs??!

Alan - Strawberry.

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>>73549131
no

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>>73549125
Pic related 2bh

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Requesting a Kev/toad synthesis.

>>73549139
>catholic calling anyone else intolerant
bellowing and shrieking

>>73549154
19
Raised working class, family makes a fuckload of money now though haha

>>73549114
Exactly, everyone should study ethics/theology at some point, even if they choose to be atheist after. But really, Catholic school was exactly the same as other schools apart from that, and I think we had something like one mandatory mass per term (plus voluntary masses every couple of weeks that no one really went to).

any rugby lads here?

my mate who plays rugby says George North is better than Jonah Lomu ever was

love diarrhea poos the best, sometimes they're so funny it feels like you're pissing out of your arsehole

>>73549147
fucking hate that retarded form of argument?
>oh you're a social democrat?
>well then you're not allowed nice things because... uhhhh...???

>>73549139
>Irish Catholics
>Tolerant
LMAO

>>73549069
This girl looks cute. What particular video is this image from?

>>73549155
>Proofs??!
reading a book on human history and behaviour might help.

took me fucking 2 hours just to pick up some paper, SOMEWHAT vexed

>>73549155
if you really think that basic morals such as "dont kill people lol" ONLY originate from some sort of religious mumbo jumbo then there's no helping you

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A big guy?

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>>73549207
You mean the one filled with human sacrifice to pagan gods?

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>>73549206
probably one with black dick

>>73549154
19 - working class. my primary school was proper religious, taught us hymns and all.

honestly just fuck off out the thread if you're not working class

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What makes Pepsi Max "max"?

>>73548639
>tfw already at the 5th stage

>>73549200
If you're a socialist you shouldn't be spending so much on a jacket. That £1000 could have been divided and shared between the people so they can all afford a jacket

Fedoras are such insufferable cunts
Just fuck off already

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>>73549181
Got this that I made a while ago

>>73549234
interesting you mention that as those sacrifices were brought about through religion.

>>73549203
Tolerant enough not to gas the lot of you vermin like you deserve

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>>73549181
will do

>>73549249
kissed her on my holiday before she became a porno

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>>73549249
max flavour, minimum sugar
it's the (wrong) suggestion that they can take all the sugar out and still retain that winning pepsi taste

>>73549262
Not a toad, but it's something.

>>73549139
>Catholicism
>values
'nce

>>73549244
I am working class you twat

>>73549200
>HURR DURR CAPATALIZSM IS BAD DONT BUY THINGS


>HURR DURR LOOK AT MY NEW 50K AUDI


kys nigger

Glad Brexit will mean less wh*tes like this coming to england

> the idea that murdering people is bad could ONLY have come from the skydaddy, it couldn't possibly just be part of human behaviour or something that humans thought up themselves

the absolute state of religious "thinkers"

>>73549285
Not Christianity though x

>>73549300
but pepsi max tastes better than normal pepsi

>beautiful 10/10 Aryan princess manager in work
>Told her that I hoped the Easter Bunny is good to her because she tends to finish before I do
>comes round with bunny ears later handing out eggs
>"Look, I'm the Easter Bunny, Anon"

I felt like I needed to lie down.

I don't think the leaders of the future islamic caliphate we will all be living under will take too kindly to your godless nihilism

>>73549294
Very nice of you young lady.

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England... what went wrong?

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>>73549249
fuck pepsi max

shit tier

>>73549313
Working class people are religious you specify twat

>>73548639
have had 5th stage like 5 years ago
finding my place in the universe

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>>73549131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSWrepLjTKc

>>73549154
24, educated lower middle class masterrace. I don't think it's ever been 'compulsory' for me since I was a teenager, but it makes my mum happy if I go so I do it for her. Never really believed desu, but if she wants to feel pride in raising a good Catholic boy, then that's the least I can give her.

>>73549335
your god commanded people to kill their own children to prove their subservience.

Coca Cola Zero Vanilla is the GOAT beverage

>>73549334
People murder each other all the time and even allocate large sums of their wealth to build an organised framework to maximise their killing potential

>>73549350
They started being shit at the footy

>>73549341
i really wouldnt know mate I dont consume the carbonated jew besides the odd dr. pepper

>>73549350
Come here to Alva m80 - it's the same as England

>>73549290
And he shows his true colours as always.

Would like for Ireland to rejoin the UK

>>73549350
annoyed that ewan mcgregor isn't on there

>>73549257
shan't be going anywhere, kid

>>73549350
too many irish living here

we inadvertently improved ireland by killing lots of you

Speed or MD in the club 2nite lads?

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>Drinking liquid diabetes

>>73549380
Yeah BUT did he actually make them do it? Haha

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>>73549366
I said one billion tho

well played this tune when me playing xbox 360 tho

>>73549334
human history is a vast list of humans killing each other
hahah you fool

The so called (and proclaimed!) "British Dream"

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4017381,-2.8447854,3a,75y,356.75h,80.77t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sFNGYHWzlDBatgZyVt-VILA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>73549252
>>73549327
EVER so slightly completely wrong my 'tistic fellow.
See, social democracy believes that the welfare state and benefits should provide for the needy, and a persons rightfully earned wealth they have left over may be used to buy whatever they want.
SHOCKING I KNOW.

But hail McCapitalism, long live The Almighty Dollar then I suppose

>>73549404
Want fat yanks to stop bombing indiscriminately throughout the world

>>73549433
md if prepared for hangover, have vits and not done it in a while, otherwise speed x

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getting smashed drunk on peroni tomorrow wahey! will be good friday (all pubs/off-licenses closed cause muh catholicism) so everyone is stocking up today and they have loads of beers on sale

and there are idiots who actually want the good friday alcohol sales ban done away with!

>>73549425
but all the best brits are off Irish stock... e.g. The Beatles

>>73549437
Stopped drinking fizzy drinks and lost a stone and a half after 2 months lol

>>73549384
>>73549445
thick cunt lol

>>73549448
would neck myself before moving to one of these places not gonna lie

thumbs up if you're posting in 2017!

Should nuke Syria and be done with the place 2bh.

>>73549448
gross

>>73549478
Haha not an argument LOL

>>73549464
State of you

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>arguing atheism on the internet
ah yes, 2005

>>73549458
only got vit d, cod liver and zinc.

Heard magnesium is the one for MD though.

Hmmmm

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>>73549520

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What should I drink on Easter to celebrate the end of a boozeless Lent lads?

>>73549507
no point arguing against a person with the reading comprehension capabilities of a 6 year old

>>73549450
Lmao you sound like such an autistic little paki. Get a fucking job and stop leeching of the system you pathetic little runt, you should be killed

I've only just managed to grow my hair long enough for a man bun but I'm like 2 years too late for that trend

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I haven't actually watched Kinmoza

>>73549539
If you manged the whole of Lent then lager or cider, something soft because your tolerance will be nil

Otherwise red wine, blood of christ and all that

>>73549350
whats wrong with that one welsh guy?

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I've abused MDMA so much I dont even feel that bad the day after

ask me about my crippling depression

>>73549539
Hydrochloride

>>73549360
wrong
the middle class and upper class are more religious

fuck trump for releasing that moab

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>>73549469
the reverse is true for ireland

>>73549580
But Anon, what about your crippling depression?

>>73549598
gladly. based trump

>>73549529
banana + yoghurt i think

>>73549474
is that supposed to be impressive?
don't drink liquid sugar to start with mong

>>73549612
it's pretty bad

>>73549599
Literally who

>>73549539
some beer, kinda jealous of yank beer right now.

Released a MOAB on ur mums chest earlier.

Gasping for a shite

>>73549628
I'm really sorry to hear that mang

>>73549508
state of me tomorrow HAHA

>>73549577
what the fuck I didn't even notice him haha

oy vey trump is a good goy!

>>73549571
Good point, but getting smashed quick might be fun? It's been so long...

>>73549587
Is it tasty?

>>73549635
I was thinking a few sours from Almanac Brewing since it's a special occasion

>>73549559
>have job
>with which i earn money
>with which i use to buy luxury items i desire
WOAH WTF HIPPPOKRIT AMIRITE?!!"!?Q??!
Rorkelet

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>>73549652
serves me right for spending most of my 20s abusing neurotoxic substances hahah

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>>73549562
you should

>>73549577
He's Welsh

i like femdom style porn but the verbal ridicule aspect is just awful

>>73549673
>sours

you can keep that hehe

Recommend me a girl to wank over

>>73549653
You're the problem with Ireland

Bet youre pro choice scum

>>73549699
Me x

>>73549580

has it helped you get a gf?

>>73549688
>>73549699

>>73549673
I enjoy dark rum for getting smashed quickly
try it with ginger beer
fucking fantastic

>>73549695
That's because they hire crappy actresses

This is why ASMR is better, they insult and arouse you but in a way that doesn't make you cringe

>g-d looks down on human suffering with indifference for 95k+ years
>decides randomly 5kish years ago to reveal his divine truth to help humanity
>does he speak to the chinese, who have advanced writing, technology and science? people who are gazing upon the cosmos with telescopes? of course he doesn't
>instead he decides to reveal his revelations to illiterate shepherds and warlords in a shit-hole desert
>then orders people to commit genocide on their surrounding neighbours

haha jfc. what is wrong with religious people.

>>73549682
I spent most of my 20s abusing alcohol. My wife kept me from an early grave haha

>>73549674
>implying socialists have jobs

lmao all you do is suck minorities cocks and leech of welfare until you die you smelly rasheed

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is literal everybody here addicted to intoxicants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKgHvPVACE

NEW TRAILER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKgHvPVACE

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>>73549699

>>73549598
lol shut the fuck up you insepid mollusc

Business idea: Remain in the EU.

>>73549721
in the past before I gave up on myself yes
it actually makes socialising enjoyable, I feel like a normie if only temporarily

>>73549739
>If God is real he should hand everything to me

state of this logic

>>73549739
not a single pixel

>>73549748
looks like a pug

>>73549698
>he doesn't enjoy sours
Poor lil baby

>>73549725
Dark & Stormys are pretty tasty, good lad

>>73549746
FOY

>>73549739
>shithole desert
The Levant and surrounding area was consistently one of the most advanced regions on earth for millenia

>>73549764
1.7% growth. Crashing your business with no survivors.

>>73549792
wtf, i love bestiality now!

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maybe i will read manga first bri~

>>73549739
yeah yeah we've all watched christopher hitchens you weapon

>>73549782
Dont want anything from that autocratic monster thanks.

>>73549798
>only le big men like sours (read: fruit beers)

aaaah yes

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>URR GOYS I NEED MORE WELFARE


All socialists and non whites should be killed

>>73549743
>initially complain about a rich socialist who used his money to buy a nice coat
>hurrr durrr ackshuyalyy soshalisssts dunt have jobs uhhh
Damn... making me do a think.

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>>73549699

>>73549739
yeah okay mate
*walks away and talks to somebody else*

I've been unemployed for 6 months and have collected 0 bennies
I probably should, I mean who am I impressing here

>>73549699
Jennifer Lopez

>>73549829
You don't have to be big
Just have a big boy's pallet :)

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Would rather Europe went out with a bang than this whimper malarkey.

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gotten to the point where going outside feels unusual

>>73549739

>does he speak to the chinese, who have advanced writing, technology and science? people who are gazing upon the cosmos with telescopes? of course he doesn't

WRONG! he sent Jesus' brother to the chinese but evil colonialists killed him

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Xiuquan

>>73549864
I'd rather wank to Rosy's ugly mug

>>73549875
>pallet

>>73549881
wait until the welfare state starts to collapse
then we'll see some shit

Why does my head feel really jumpy after smoking weed its been like 2 fucking days

>>73549839
National Socialism is lit mate

>>73549881
Mohammad, izat you?

>>73549739
>>instead he decides to reveal his revelations to illiterate shepherds and warlords in a shit-hole desert
maybe revealing himself to people gives them a production bonus and he wanted to keep the earth interesting and not just rush china to lategame?

>>73549917
Weed hangover

>>73549918
I'm bizarro Rorksheed.

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>>73549890
Pay up piggy

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>4am and still cant get sleep even brits are doing a sleep now
please shoot me

>>73549918
>implying it would ever happen

>>73549965
It did, once.

>>73549964
well, brits going to sleep at this time are a bit weird, it's not even 8pm

eating lamb for tea
absolutely delicious, tbqh

When will the old £1 coins go out of date?

I feel another shit coming on
very rarely am I blessed with two in one hour
this is fantastic

>>73549964
>even brits are doing a sleep
no we're not

gf just sent me this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh0pHvFsmng&t=1s

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>>73549964

>>73549964
Found this picture very offensive.

hey you! I told you before, I'm paying you to wash dishes, not to listen to that.. that rock and roll!
I got a restaurant full of people out there. You're moving at two speeds, slow and stop. So either get your butt in gear or you're outta here.
MOVE!

25 m france
u?

>>73549958
>Led Zeppelin symbol

howling

still got some £1 notes to spend

>>73550068
16 f uk

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we just dropped a huge shart on syria lads

>>73550018
saving this for later so I can maybe surprise the finnish gf with some tongue twisters hehe xxo

thanks

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just got this banging pack of kush

>>73550022
Pull the trigger
Do it mane

>>73550018
Need an ASMR gf.

>>73549699
nonce

>>73550068
18 f(m) UK

x

>>73549964
bit racist mate english people don't actually look like that

>>73550052
>turns Cliff Richard up to ELEVEN

>>73550082
except it was afghanistan you pillock

>>73550118
same difference

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>>73549918
>National Socialism is lit mate

tired but can't sleep -.-

Need a gf(male).

>>73550077
know anyone 2 poz my neg hole?
>>73550105
want 2 poz my neg hole?

>>73550082
You should have nuked it to glass.
And then Turkey
And then Israel

apparently there's a lot of feminists that get angry over tranny women. fascinating

*notes down this in my runt diary*

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herro ferrow white perple

>>73550068
23, superhuman, Wakefield

>>73550138
is your bed on fire?

>>73550139
Interesting that he has literally done exactly what Hillary would have since taking office.

what do you think trump is doing right now

sleeping but can't tire -.-

>Kong.Skull.Island.2017.1080p.HC.HDRip.X264.AC3-EVO[EtHD]

worth a d/l?

>>73550068

22/twink/Manchester

>>73550188
fucking ivanka and making jared watch

>>73550172
proof of this please
it sounds like a right laugh

>>73550045
>>73550112
Well i thought it actually looks kinda cool
A sort of eagle god from some indian myth or like that

>>73550184
no, i think it's cos i'm hungover not sure

>>73550188
Watching Fox News or having a wank

>>73550018
>thin-lipped cute girls
please do not make me feel this way again

>>73550188
getting pissed on by a whore

>>73550201
piracy is illegal sweaty

>>73550201
no

>>73550188
probably wrestling with a giant shit

>>73550233
>or

kill all nips and turn them into food

>>73550217
do you dress up as a girl sometimes?

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>>73550246
don't care

>>73550201
'no'

>>73550184
>thainonce
>a real live wire
give over

>>73550217
Post bum