stupid blonde idiot edition
/balt/.
anime
The standard empty lucozade bottle rolling around on the back of the bus, has just been replaced by an empty bottle of white wine on my bus.
anurmay
I want to FUCK Alice
got twatted outside morrisons lads
We're in here lads
>>73540569
>>73540569
>>73540569
>>73540583
UK, ireland, netherlands, liechtenstein, luxembourg, italy, spain, france, monaco, andorra, kosovo, switzerland, austria, hungary, bosnia, serbia, croatia, slovakia, slovenia, san marino, vatican, iceland, norway, sweden, denmark, germany, poland, belarus, latvia, lithuania, estonia, ukraine, finland, montenegro, macedonia, czech republic, albania, portugal, belgium, greece, cyprus, (((turkey))), georgia?, malta, bulgaria
all i can think of
Need a big gf 2bh
why do I hate myself so much, what did I do
good edition
Getting that feel when no boyfriend
deleted all my dating apps and the last of my social interaction
>>73540877
Fancy a bit?
>>73540862
>no norther ireland
someone I wouldn't expect is following rosy lmao
>>73540884
Who is this?
going to start drinking in T-minus 24 minutes
just found out im gay lads
New Tuesday Club podcast is out after a year my laddos!
>>73540884
did you consider my suggestion to move your trannyposting into the /fr/ thread?
>>73541061
what happened
>>73540886
A bit of what, anon?
>>73541103
found out im gay
never had sex
>>73541119
You must be gay
>>73541115
howd you find out
never had gay sex
Can't imagine being so hairy you have to shave your shoulders. They must be a lower stage of evolution or something
>>73541081
What's that?
>>73541119
Me neither
Wanna change that? aha x
>>73541161
put a dildo in my arse and i liked it
>>73541161
my dad told me
>>73541119
Wanna change that?
>>73541181
i shave my mates back sometimes.
>>73541181
ive considered it but i would have to shave my right shoulder with my left hand
>>73541119
wanna change that?
>>73541209
Podcast
https://archive.fo/qQo1U
>The social media company failed to take down dozens of images and videos that were “flagged” to its moderators, including paedophilic cartoons
>paedophilic cartoons
>Chimam chronicle, a mobile game that has some fan service but no nudity
http://www.strawpoll.me/27846
http://www.strawpoll.me/27846
http://www.strawpoll.me/27846
A bit worried about this Drumpf fellow lads. I don't want to go to war
>>73541228
Yes
>>73541181
>not having body hair
low test
>>73541246
worst picture of her yet
http://www.strawpoll.me/6078
http://www.strawpoll.me/6078
http://www.strawpoll.me/6078
>>73541251
so sexualised images of children, who happen to be dressed, isn't paedophilic?
>>73540569
>>73540569
>>73540569
>>73540569
Posted first and linked in the previous edition first. Hup to lads, move it.
6'7 and built like a fucking t-rex send me over to fight the norks
>>73541352
Kill all yanks
>>73540736
To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships.
an old mate wants me to go out tonight and there'll be loads of wankers from my old school. might just get so hammered I can't make it
>>73541248
Ramble>Weekly>TAW (The Anfield Wrap)>The Game>OTBS (Off the ball show)
Never listened the Tuesday club since I'm not an Arsenal fan although I've heard it's very good
>>73541352
fuck off
>>73541352
show arsehole
>>73541369
go back to facebook, normie
>>73541334
ikr, pretty obvious to someone who isn't sick in the head
http://www.strawpoll.me/834752
http://www.strawpoll.me/834752
http://www.strawpoll.me/834752
>>73541352
Fuckin yanks i swear
http://www.strawpoll.me/6432
http://www.strawpoll.me/6432
http://www.strawpoll.me/6432
>>73541484
I'm a fucking kv how on earth am I a normie
hate anime and yanks equally so am posting in both threads
Stay safe bizarro Aussies
>>73541388
It's with Alan Davies if you find him funny
sent the daughter to university
>>73541598
Never heard of him. What other footy podcasts do you listen to?
>>73541584
wish you were in christchurch
Westworld looks shit
>strong 7
>becomes art hoe
>weak 5
like clockwork
heh, I realize you all might be confused because a few miscreants have decided to threadsplit, but all of /brit/ is actually in here.
>>73540569
>>73540569
>>73540569
>>73540569
>>73540569
Let's be adults about this, now.
>>73541761
its ok but the black prossie pisses me right off. or maybe the sickening cowardice by those two runt she manipulates pisses me off. either way the show pissed me off.
goin back to 'bodia boyos
nowt for me here anymore
>>73541810
>>73541803
>>73541802
>>73541761
>>73541727
>>73541672
some of the worst posts i've ever seen on /brit/
>>73541803
fuck off your autistic gimmick makes scrolling pain
>instinctively select all street signs
>actually asked for cars
>>73541871
i unscrew your head like hot water bottle lid and step on you like hot water bottle full of organs
>>73541602
>>73541895
>street sign takes up two squares
>select both squares
>its wrong
h,mmm
imagine taking a piston to the guts
imagine an elephant stepping on your intestines
>>73541994
it's so broken
ELLO LADS O WANTS TO BUY SOME AWWGANS HAHA COME N GET EM HOT
*tips out barrel*
OI OI NICE N FRESH
>>73542108
pre opening prediction: this is nathalie emmanuel
>>73542153
wrong. its the new doctor who tranny
*in retard voice* yes, right again
NOTHING better than getting in front of a slow walker and releasing a long, smelly arsepuff for them to walk into.
>>73542181
implants are fucking gross
>>73542176
no its not you bogroll
>>73542108
NEED a pale mixed gf like her
*corners you*
he he not this time runt
>>73542234
haha tricked!
>>73542255
heres a trick fror you
*rhino tramples your stomach*
right who wants their arse punshed
*walks into /brit/ with an acoustic guitar*
*doesn't say a word*
*sits down on the floor*
*clears throat* ehuuum
*plays 'little wings'*
*everyone's charkas are activated now*
Thank you very much.
>>73542330
yeah think i know a bloke, his names No.73542330, want me to give him a bell? *holds up handheld bell* *winks at camera*
north korea's nuclear test might trigger a supervolcano eruption
>>73541334
>>73541487
>drawings should be illegal
>>73542372
cool hope it hits me
>>73542375
>should
*are
:)
>it's not paedophilia if it's a CARTOON child i'm masturbating to
ah yes, weeaboo "intellectuals"
>>73542423
>drawings are be illegal
how the fuck can a drawing be illegal?
is this illegal? it represents a little boy(maybe)
>>73542462
lol
>>73542476
just informed the constabulary
>>73542476
MODS
the asmrgf
https://youtu.be/Nh0pHvFsmng
>leicestershire is a legitimate, unabashed meganonce*
ahhh yes very interesting *addends the database*
>>73542476
No, because it's not sexualized or remotely representetive of anything. could easily be an adult, or a poor drawing of a tree. Hardly the same as blatant depections of children in sexualized situations
>>73542372
need my bollocks crushed by a supervolcano
>British women prefer Americans
want to dip my balls in lava
>>73540749
>>73540736
>>73540782
Shit taste
>>73540815
Good taste
>American women prefer deep fried foods
*opens bumflap to fart*
*camera takes off into the sky*
*theremin plays*
>>73542588
ikr
NEED krakatoa to explode again
>>73542584
what about now? now its blatantly a child
uncut dicks unrionically look a lot better than cut dicks, especially if they don't have too much foreskin but just the right amount. not sure why americans dont just get a loose circumcision rather than the tight horrible things you see, at the very least
>>73542546
>ASMR
>>73542695
very clever
Traffic is a fucking mess coming out of Liverpool City centre
Avoid Edge Lane and Picton x
>>73542695
>drawing an image of Muhammad (PBUH)
Off to jail you go
>Brits must pay for TV license
>>73542695
you know the difference between that and what you jerk off to, it's illegal and hopefully you get found and put in jail
>>73542742
Traffic is a mess literally everywhere today la
>>73542695
im warning you now boy
any funny business
any at all
and youll be in that cupboard from now until christmas
>>73542772
>yanks goes into debt for their medical bills
>>73542772
So does most of the rest of the world.
if i cut off me bollocks, would i still feel the sharp digging pleasurepain when i pay someone to step on them?
>>73542783
Got off the bus literally 500m before my stop and got home before the bus even passed it
>>73542772
you must but if you don't, there isn't a lot they can do to stop you, when I get enough money I'll pay it, I like planet earth desu
>>73542584
what about this?
ah yes threadsplitting mobileshitters
>Brits have no free speech
>"modern" country
>>73542345
>charkas
>be american
>get shot
Why did the Yank cross the road?
>>73542887
sooner racists die out the better desu
'Choon: https://youtu.be/BnkDQXlrIX4
>>73542856
i don't know. literally dont even want to look at it. hate anime, especially nonce anime. cartoons of sexualized children are illegal in the UK though
>>73542856
>>73542926
to get shot LOL
>two /brit/ threads active at the same time
HHHMMmmmmmm
>>73542942
>sexualized
fuck off yank
brb just realigning my charkas
first date in half an hour lads
any tips?
HEY NOW HEY NOW
DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER
Anyone tried a tesosterone supplement before?
I'm not a low test beta but I lift and have tried a test booster before and definitely noticed a difference in my lifts.
Any good ones out there?
>>73542981
one /brit/ thread and one autistic yank twat thread I think you mean
>>73542937
with white people statistically being the least racist, it'd probably be a good thing if all the racists were wiped out haha. I'd miss japan and their tech, though. certainly wouldn't miss the intolerant Muslims, though!
>>73542937
Looks like you're the only one who's dying out Nigel
within 5 years, being a furry will become cool, and within 25 years they will lobby for the right to marry animals
>>73543032
Hello nigger
>>73543005
be your self
>>73543033
delete that image mate
>>73542910
> he doesn't believe in chakras
Your third eye is lost to time and space, brother. Babylon's got you good.
>>73543032
MEGUMIN
>>73543098
>>>>>>>>"charkas"
I had a perfectly good fuck off trip but some twat ruined it because it's banned.
I bet it was a yank
54%
note: now using the 2014 edition
>>73543140
>51 posters vs 45
Yeah nah
>>73543140
you can go in there sweetie :)
>hmmmm, how do we fix America?
>Oh, I know, let's bomb another Middle Eastern country
>>73542546
>tfw she puts out a video after months
>>73543140
if its so good stop posting in our thread, kapeesh?
What anime are you watching lads?
Really makes me think!
>>73543140
50% of that thread is one guy posting easter frogs. this is the real thread with real posters
>>73543175
oil m8
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39564289
the fix is in
>>73543005
Women are fucking easy mate. People make it out to be this big complicated elaborate thing. Actually you don't even have to do very much, her legs open on their own accord.
If she's on a date, she's probably secretly thrilled about the possibility of sex at the end of it. Women crave it just as much as men do. Just speak confidently, don't say too much (she should be doing most of the talking), stay as guarded as possible.
A man telling a woman too much about himself is a classic mistake. It means you're no longer mysterious or illusive to her. You should only open up once you're much closer, because at this point showing a little vulnerability is actually a sign of trust
>>73543207
Thinking I might give Ghost in the Shell: SAC a rewatch desu
>>73540569
>>73540569
>>73540569
>>73540569
>>73540569
>>73540569
sorry lads you must be mistaken, we're in here
>>73543175
cannot stop sweating
I know he raped a little boy, but with pokers like his, I can't hold it against him: https://youtu.be/IX2bE-OBtwk
>>73543217
there were at least 3 of us sweetie x
Might unironically pretend to have a daemon again lads so I'm not as lonely any more aha
>he doesn't have flight benefits
>he can't walk into any airport and fly anywhere in the world for free
I can't imagine how it would be to live like this. I feel sorry for you all
>>73543126
why did you post this odd looking cat
>>73543451
It's me
sorry lads, /brit/ is overbooked
*clobbers you and drags you out of /brit/*
>>73543536
nice
Watching masterchef lads
Fucking sucks they took Social Disease by Elton John down from Youtube. It was the perfect song about an alcoholic-shutin.
It was fucking on point.
But when Elton's new album came out, a lot of the stuff that was up on Youtube before 2016 got taken down.
wait.. the janny is doing his job??
>>73541598
Barry Glendenning is a hero
100% one of us
me before i got cancer lads
in my absolute pomp
feeling mastergrief lads
>>73543613
you look like a narcissistic cunt
no wonder you got cancer
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39570585
Things that make you go hmmm
now all i do is post pavement lyrics on /sp/'s cricket voard
got both the threads open, trying to work out which one is the main one
i'm not sure, they seem the same speed but this one has more unique IPs
>>73543613
The """""""""""""University""""""""""""""" of Bath
>>73543613
post pics of sister
>>73543642
so scottish independence means either becoming a client state of the EU of of Canada
fascinating
reportin both these threads to the janny
b*rt range ban soon
bort
'Choon: https://youtu.be/sc3ldg81pjM
absolutely love taking large amounts of caffeine, it makes me so productive and i can pay attention and get something out of even the most boring lectures
My dog literally sits at my feet and licks them and BEGS for my attention. Cannot fathom being such a runt of a creature.
Still love her tho x
>>73543797
post dog pls
jus want a fren
>>73543816
I'll be your friend xxx
el bart
what is bort
'cancer'lad you still here?
>>73543812
Wish ppl would stop pretending to care for the mentally ill. Have a disorder that's not anxiety or depression and nobody wants to know.
I am
>>73543611
But he's Irish...
>>73543891
>wearing shoes indoors.
working class runt
>>73543835
thnk you xxx
>>73543887
yes
>>73543891
is she a good girl? :3
>>73543853
My son, his name is Bort
>Waitrose sardines in chilli oil up 50p (+50%)
Thanks a lot you brexit mongs
>>73543913
>implying people want to know about your anxiety or depression
I've got both but I never talk about it, not even on the internet. Nobody gives a shit.
>>73543933
you the lad with the CT scan due today?
whats the disorder?
>>73543922
It's lower and lower-middle class types that take them off you dolt.
>>73543916
you're called bort too? cool. i tried to buy a bort license plate but the shop had ran out.
>>73543958
>I've got both but I never talk about it, not even on the internet
>>73543957
Co-op meal deal is £3.50
>>73543958
nobody gives a shit about you not talking about your depression stop talking about it
>>73543960
no its next week. had more blood tests today. my symptoms are literally pretty fucking bad and i'm pretty sure i unironically have it. feels surreal man
hate foreign languages that have formal and informal
Bort? More like aBORTion lmoa
>>73543922
I've J U S T come in from work
>>73543935
Yes :]
>>73543933
havnae seen you on /cric/ lately
>people who wear shoes inside
Genuinely fucking disgusting. Human filth. Trash
You are not human, you are a fucking dog
>>73543997
I heard they placed more on order
Who /on it/ tonight? hehe
>>73543891
she looks old
>>73543960
it's a """""""""meme"""""""" dont reply to it
>>73544027
i've literally been posting there non-stop for the last week m8
>>73544018
you're trying to convince yourself more and more and its sad. you dont have cancer, and im almost certain you won't believe the ct scan result
>>73544042
She's 5. She's still spritely, she nearly caught and killed a Canada goose at the weekend.
>>73544028
You're a wetty boy
amer I don't like this cancerlad persona
stick to the paki bender sex offender routine
https://twitter.com/Jack_Ashton_/status/852490482177511425
Great exchange
bri~ bri~
>>73544087
hmmm
>>73544097
i really hope you are right m8
business idea: move millions of british people to poland and czechia
Hello, lads. How is it going in the foggy Albion?
*celebrates the resurrection of Jesus Christ*
give up with this allergy, letting snot drop out of my beak onto a bit of paper now
>>73544127
I thought he died?
Really hard to accept the fact that there is underclass trash in /brit/
>>73544144
only british guy who really posts there much, they're all /rug/ plebs
All brexiteers are racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynist, sexist, transmisogynist, microfluidist and healthist. Just facts
>>73544180
Amen
>>73544180
hhmmm???
>>73544190
do on tarquin
>>73544209
*retweets this*
>>73544140
shut up japan
>>73544127
>stick to the paki bender sex offender routine
what
do muslims celebrate easter?
Have you ever been into an upper class/old money household? They generally don't take their shoes off.
>>73544209
amen
>>73544140
buri buri or biri biri?
>>73544240
bribri~~
did a big yawn, very tired
must just go to bed hehe
>tfw 176cm
who else 'let here?
if only elevate me later had been recorded with a bit more fuzz it would be favourite song ever i think
>>73544266
Yes, with egg shaped fireworks
observe, council estate chavs trying to justify their disgusting ways
>>73544271
>>73544310
168 here
don't fucking call yourself a manlet
>>73544218
>bottom left
very qt
>>73544018
If I tell people my favourite musician is Elton John, they think I'm a flamboyant homosexual who loves musicals and gloopy love ballads.
The entire 1st and most of the 2nd decade of his career Elton John was the biggest selling rock musician on at least two continents. He was a rock musician first and foremost. Most of his songs from the 70s are about the real problems facing a 20 year old man (which he was at the time). Alcoholism, poverty, loneliness, depression, street culture.
Elton John was considered hard rock during the 70s.
But no one knows that anymore because his biggest hits are love songs, and he's done a few shows on Broadway.
https://youtu.be/DJr1fcTKtbQ
>>73544271
Old money, upper class, Tatler types are literally just rich chavs. Surprisingly poorly-educated, stupid, ugly, inbred mongs.
Upper-middle class is the god-tier.
if you know how to ride a bicycle do you also know how to stay up on a motorbike?
>>73544328
>168
No wonder you browse this board
might move to america because they understand you should take your shoes off
>>73544364
You know how but you can't do it
>>73544293
buri~
>>73544379
its the complete opposite there though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJf4ZffkoI
>>73544310
177
grow up
>>73544379
Fuck off we're full
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMkGuF8Y8ow
>>73544293
>>73544297
>>73544140
>>73544390
is this some kind of meme i'm missing out on?
>>73544328
you're not a manlet though, you're a midget
it goes:
200cm+ - giant
190-200 - tall
185-190 - above average
180-185 - average
175-180 - manlet
170-175 - turbo manlet
<170 - midget
>>73544379
mate americans wear shoes indoors. and hats.
they also sleep fully-clothed.
>wearing shoes inside the house
you probably grew up on a council estate with trashy foster parents
the obsession with height is one of the many reasons /fit/ is a cancer which has poisoned the rest of this site and should be deleted
>>73544420
lmao at these delusions desu
>>73544396
I just watched an episode of king of the hill and that's what they do
>>73544447
hello manlet
>>73544420
no
anything less than 175 is manlet
175 to 183 is average
above 183 is tall
above 190 is too tall
>>73544439
>trashy
fuck off yank
>>73544447
speak up mate i can't hear you from down there
>>73544451
prove it wrong then cunt
I've become so numb
>>73544390
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x87n2w_sayonara-setsubo-sensei-opening_music
>>73544418
you are missing a very trendy meme!
175cm here
reckon people laugh at my height as they walk past
>>73544466
this is the normal person view of height desu
>>73544503
correct
>no
>anything less than 175 is manlet
>175 to 183 is average
>above 183 is tall
>above 190 is too tall
>>73544138
>Who are you saying ite lads too nobody retweets you lad
lol bantered
>>73544413
i have that exact jacket lol
>>73544462
>>73544468
really great posts mates, cheers
>>73544475
refer to
>>73544466
but negate the too tall part
don't like being bullied for my height desu
it's not something i ever think about unless i'm on 4chan, you people are far too superficial
true but when you come across an upper class 10/10 it's hard not to feel envious
Very thankful I ended up tall. Already have enough to worry about without being a manlet. Wew.
>>73544436
>they also sleep fully-clothed.
what's wrong with that?
Go back to your own country M8!?!??
>>73544496
that's bure tho
height bullying is a way to make other men feel insecure, increasing the likelihood that the bully will be able to attract a gf
>>73544404
>runt trying to appear sophisticated
entry level taste we did that in gcse lmao
>>73544404
This song plays everytime I enter a room.
>>73544601
it's pretty pathetic tbqh. dunno why men feel the need to put each other down
it shouldn't be called easter break it should be called teach yourself a course you paid £9000 for in 3 weeks
>>73544420
>tfw 189cm
J U S T
>>73544646
haha lmaooo
height bullying is literally just the human instinct to discriminate against the inferior manifesting itself
it's nothing unnatural
>>73544637
competition for roasties is tough mate
>>73544613
this for me 2bh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM
I offered to give this manlet at work a piggyback once in front of all the girls. He couldn't really refuse because he'd look like a weirdo but once he was up there on my back he looked like such a tit, everyone was laughing at the little fucker.
He went really red when I put him down.
>>73544388
explain
'nlets aren't human
>barratt new build runts forcing this 'shoes indoors is lower class' meme
>>73544691
will remember next time I need to height shame, I'm 6'4 and built like a shit brickhouse so will be amusing