/brit/

first for heelies

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the gf

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TRANSFORM:

ANTI- YANK RANGER

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anime

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patter edition

>>73538817
totoro is MY gf m8

Cara

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the goal endz
with a fat cheb goth no bra turtleneck gf

my cancer symptoms kicked in the moment i completely fucked it with this really cool girl in the most me way possible. such a horrendous double whammy

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>*justin bieber comes on*

>>73538857
fake

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Should I tail, lads?

>>73538860

this a bit off king street?

>>73538897
this would be a good tweet without the jockbabble
shame

imagine being so insecure about your "national" identity that you type in your accent

literally ebonics tier

>>73538897
THEY USE THE SAME KEYBOARDS WE USE FOR GOD'S SAKE

WHY NOT JUST SAY "SAUSAGE ROLL FROM GREGGS IS A BIT MESSY TO EAT"

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>>73538842
excuse me, I'm /brit/'s official animeposter

don't do it again or i'll set the janny on you

Stop making threads so fucking early

Why can't this general organise and synchronise itself?

why do black americans think they wuz ancient egyptians?

Ah yes

Reddit edition
Reposts from a scottish tweets subreddit that arent remotely funny

Fantastic

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whats the best lads?

>>73538967
germans are mentally ill

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>>73538914
arcadia road in glebe

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the goal

why do i live in a landlocked area

wish i lived near the sea

kill me

business idea: gas everyone with anime pictures or videos saved on their computer
we already have the snooping technology

go back to posting large Yank/JF properties, that was an interesting topic

>>73538963
they have 0 culture of their own

nubians (blacks) ruled ancient egypt for about 0.1% of the time so they took this as a cue to exploit arab culture

>>73538974
cyberpunk

>>73538974
diesel punk
anyone who says otherwise >>>/reddit/

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>>73538951
the janny can't help you here

>>73538951
theres room for all the animeposters in the world, brother

>>73538974
Cyberpunk is best by far
Dieselpunk is OK but it's under explored
Steampunk is reddit
Dunno enough about raypunk

>>73538810
I work at Ikea and ''''valued customers'''' let their runt children zoom around on those fucking things
Yes, I'm totally happy to hurl myself backwards so I don't run over your retarded sprog with a 500lb trolley

bawbag fae tae nae yer maw

>>73538967
>women only change their looks to appeal to m-

What was the last thing /b/ even did? The water phones?

Seems like they're irrelevant now

>>73539035
ah yes it's 3pm

good thing he never changes the filenames

>>73538951
I want to pound Ikamusume's squid pussy

>>73539006
well that's not true, black americans have a very distinct culture
whether or not its good or worthy of celebration is another question but they absolutely do have a culture. hell mainstream american culture is dominated by blacks

>>73538911
just get on Ajax v Schalke BTTS

>>73539048
literally rage faces

>>73539048
It's still incredibly fast but yeah

/pol/ is the site's main attraction now

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39578500
>Gun crime in London increases by 42%

>>73538974
seapunk

>>73539048
that was /g/

>>73539048
idk advice dog? hijacking the mountain dew poll? its basically been a porn/rate me board for years now

>>73538991
Looks Japanese

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the goal

>>73539081
yeah but the only reason anybody goes there is porn now

the "lulz" died a long time ago

>>73538897
starting to really hate scots

>>73539089
rampant gun crime is part and parcel of living in a big city
t. taqqiya kebab al sadiq khan, sultan of london

>>73539019
yeah in the gas chamber

>>73539048
/b/ is literally just a porn board occupied by weird 3rd worlders who think theyre part of some dark edgy corner of the internet

nobody on there has been there longer than a month

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true

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La malvina es argentina

>>73539102
>mountain dew poll
Five fucking years ago. CHRIST.
Was a right /b/tard back then. If I met my former self I think I would actually heem it.

>>73538967
HOOOOOOOWLING

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>>73539072
Ah ha! A fellow degenerate.

Made this four-fold instead

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>>73539168
icelad why

>>73538991
the houses are ugly and overpriced

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>>73539098
>>73539035
>>73538994
>>73539179
dudes with boobs
on MY BRIT
i dont bloody think so mate

dont think I'll ever 'get' the appeal of traps
it's just not right
girls aren't meant to have penises

>>73539179
why is her penis a different colour

>african americans have no culture
didn't realise I lived in a world where blues, jazz and rock never existed

>>73538967
id fuck her

Never posted on /b/ tbqh
Came here a few years ago and went straight to /pol/. Mostly post on /int/ and /sp/ now.

>>73539211
penises are naturally darker than your own skin tone

Can't imagine being addicted to porn into your early 20s. It must warp your whole reality

JAAAAAAANY

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Remember when the mods graced /brit/ with their presence to warn us that making threads before page 7 was against the rules, then had the janjan sit in the thread for like a fucking month just to keep people in line?

>>73539199
Alexa Grace is great

is it autistic that my brain automatically counts the consonants and vowels in words when i'm talking to someone or reading something? it's really annoying and i automatically do it like left-hand consonants and right-hand vowels, then break up the amount of each (like for each that's two, two, which is then four two, then four three, then five four, then four four which eventually everything breaks down to). like is there a name for this or is it just extreme autism lmao

>>73539227
congratulations, you're cancer

https://socom.yokohama/games/gta/6916/
hmmm

>>73539242
ive always watched a shitton of porn, I like it
but my tastes are still 100% vanilla
don't get how you depraved cunts let yourselves get so corrupted

>>73539156
It's mad how something can just die a death almost instantly
I started posting on 4chan in 2011 and people still talked about /b/ as the main board of the site, but by 2013 it had become what it is now

>>73539233
hot

parents are going out for the evening and I'm going to get absolutely CUNTED by myself in the living room

>>73539199
feel like this might honestly be too big

>>73539273
congratulations, you're autism

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>>73539279
I know.

>>73539281
seems legit

software development and discrete maths exams today

>>73539227
I never did really
My first board was /fit/

>>73539281
>apple fool

cute

>>73539199
why isn't he erect?

>>73539273
sounds like autism to me. Both me and my brother did a similar thing as kids. So long as it isn't too noticeable to others there's np

>only becoming addicted to porn by your 20s
I was by 16

>>73538261
>Friv_5.webm
more of these NOW please

>>73539359
because he would pass out

think my first board was /fa/ desu

>>73539359
he is though?

>>73538895
love yourself reminds me of being coked up in colombia so hard

git tae dae ya wee swae mae

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howling

>>73539387
lol

I entered through /b/, I thought everyone did
but this would have been late 2000s when it still had a shred of entertainment

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>my first board wasn't /b/
ah yes

>>73539273
could be a sign of really good pattern detection, it sounds more ocd than autistic though

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>mfw next time on game grumps

>>73539365
thanks for the reply mate, i usually forget to do it when i'm not by myself or with friends, it's more when i'm by myself or not interested in the conversation that i do it, that or when i'm writing. it has been good for my spelling though

where's the volunteer when you need him

>>73539421
..there's a board called /trash/?

CHYYYYYNA

>>73539387
i went /b/>/fit/>/fa/>/sp/>/int/

of course thats a generalisation and i browse lots of boards but still

>>73539442
Janitor is the tranny poster

I reported it as 'illegal content' once and I got a warning instantly, the tranny posts continued though

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>>73539452

HEY I'M DUBS

ahh yes the daily afternoon trannyposter

>>73539421
mine was /b/ but i don't think it helps anymore desu. had a look the other day and it's basically just porn now

>>73539421
I like v pol and r9k though and none of that other stuff applies to me

Calm your autism

>>73539369
http://www.camwhores.tv/tags/frivolousfox-asmr/

went from /b/>/o/>/mu/>/int/

my first board? *camera pans out to show im at a job interview* well i think it was a plywood number, yay long, neigh wide, bit chipped in one corner. yeah must of eaten my dinner off it what four times? had hard boiled eggs... poached eggs... tomato soup... the works. i'd like to flip this question on its head and ask right here what it takes to get on YOUR board, of directors, as that is where i want to be in five years

*pan to reveal im being interviewed by a scorpion in a tiny suit*

>>73539424
i don't know much about ocd might look into that. thanks for the reply wasn't sure where else to ask in case people i knew were like "what the fuck". appreciate it man

>>73539488
AND NOT SO DUUUBS

why does he actually post all these trannies? for what purpose?

>>73539498
oh boi oh boi

>>73539342
Never got the appeal of /fit/

Just reminded me of misc

/b/ > /v/ > /mu/ > /int/ > /pol/ > /his/ > /int/ desu
I still use every major board on the site sometimes though

my progression was nobody cares about your board progressions.

making my world famous cheese on toast

>>73539529
AND
WEEEE'RE
THE /BRIT/ DUBS

first board was /b/
then /v/
then /tv/
then /int/
then /his/
then /int/ again

How long have you lads been on /brit/? I can't remember exactly, but it would have been around early 2013 I think, so not long after the threads actually started

>>73539536
willies willies, i love willies

Why on earth would any of you peons get the idea I was interested in what boards you visited. Fuck off. Nobody cares. Haven't read a single one.

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>>73539547
>/mu/

i'm only here cos the mods killed /sp/ tbqh

>>73539566
layer of mozerella topped with cheddar and lea&perrins

Tell me what to write when emailing a CV

>earned 35k last year in the dire North

Fuck me, I had no idea I had got so much. Must have been banging in that overtime.

>>73539590
since 2014

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just got back from gym lads

>>73539528
oh he's right actually, my brother is actual ocd and did a similar thing
just gets fucking annoying when you're trying to think but you have to focus on letters in words instead, used to get me well enraged. gl with it

>tfw the only local councillor candidates running in my ward is a Plaid Cymru, a Liberal Democrat and an Independent

vodka in the freezer

>>73539590
hmm believe it was 2014 as the story goes in the summer when ukip was first making waves during the EU elections
was a right little rorkeling then

>>73539590
Lurked and known about it for ages
Only started posting here a few months ago though

>the past tense of lead is led
>The past tense of read is read, not red
?????

>>73539604
yep, shit board, I know. Everybody was an avant-teen at some point though.

I went /b/, /fit/, /pol/, /a/, /int/ + /c/

Went to /r9k/ lads, hadn't been on it since it was resurrected and it's people talking about how many girls they've shagged. Not how I remembered it 2bh.

>>73539612
hire me or your children will die in their sleep tonight

>>73539635
who's the independent

>>73539631
>5'4"
ahaha

>>73539590
2013 also on and off, longest away was in 2015 as i spent some time working in germany and nobody would reply to my posts and i'd get kraut insults all the time, felt bad mad

>>73539541
I actually went there from misc after zyzz died
Misc really went downhill from over-moderation, supreme gentleman was the final nail in the coffin although the stuff with the Mirror afterwards was hilarious

Anyone had laser eye surgery?

Been thinking about it for a while now.

>>73539605
What happened?

>>73539664
The normies infected it and destroyed it

>>73539663
/sp/ used to make a lot of OC
now it's just 'quote song lyrics in capital letters' after a team loses

>>73539590
I lurked for a few years and didn't really start posting until the middle of last year desu

not a newfag on the site, just a newfag here

>>73539590
since maybe 2013 or 2014

smashed bollocks on toast

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>>73539631

>>73539679
It really helps so go for it.

>>73539679
My dad had it done. Doesn't wear glasses now, assume it worked.

/brit/ is the most forward thinking thread on /int/, the most forward thinking board tbqhwyl

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>QUOTE SONG LYRICS IN CAPITAL LETTERS

NEIGHBOUR WONT STOP DRILLING
reEeeeeeeeeeeee

>>73539679
don't do it my eyes fell out.

this is my third time on /brit/, really enjoying the content here might stick around x

>laser eye surgery
ah yes I too love getting cancer and dying

>>73539748
>having neighbours
laugh at the townie

>>73539505
bless you

>>73539745
brit is the western europe of 4chan

>>73539590
Since the very first one, tried to stop it becoming a regular thing. Didn't work.

>>73539483
yeah if you report something benign as illegal you get a warning. it tells you on the page

>>73539797
that might be because it's against the rules to do that

>>73539483
well tranny porn isn't illegal is it you dunce

>>73539590
Early 2014. Sadly I have a fucked memory, so I can't remember a single most made by the old tripfags.

>>73539483
trannies might be morally reprehensible and physically disgusting but theyre not illegal yet cowboy whoaaaaa there whoooooa

>>73539845
>>73539797
not sure how such low IQ spastics ended up in /brit/

what was /brit/ like in 2013/2014?

>>73539634
gonna look more into that, thank you so much. that sounds exactly like what it is it is infuriating and gives me headaches sometimes. hoping it stops one day

>>73539511
quite amused by this

man tinytrip /fit/ days were literally peak 4chan, really dig that little island of complexity looking back

wish britain had a language no-one else could speak so JFs wouldnt invade our threads
I don't come to /int/ to speak with people from other countries

>>73539862
same as now but with more tripfags

>>73539900
ah yes

What other boards do you hate lads? For me
/s4s/
/biz/
/x/

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Reminder

>>73539862
a lot more reddit tbqh but it was fun all the same
less bitter and farcical than now

>>73539913
i thought black cocks were meant to be big lol

>>73539862
Slower, more comfy, trip infested, less ironic. On the whole much better

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pig pay payer forgot too goon today

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>>73539879
>a language no-one else could speak
Welsh.

Of course, the English on here will scream bloody murder before learning a Celtic language.

>>73539917
/pol/, but not because it's raycis

>>73539920
literally none me apart from anime and STEM
i dont even watch anime anymore teehee

>>73539913
source please


right fucking now

>>73539913
this is why i'll never have kids desu

imagine discovering your daughter sucked 11 dicks in one night and getting sent the video

>>73539943
total myth

>>73539945
I wish /brit/ would be slower

Not super slow, but on par with a general like /deutsch/ or /cum/

>>73539974
hmmm not sure where you got that one from

bloke on the right has a literal chode

reminder that the welsh ""people"" literally speak the language of cumrag

>>73539991
/brit/ the past 2 days has been really slow. im surprised its so fast today

>>73539986
>so anon, how come you don't have any kids?
worried my daughter will send me videos of her sucking black dick
>ah of course, that's very common

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*wälzt sich im Faden*

ALRIGHT BRITS I'VE HAD ENOUGH

*aims at the queen*

>>73539920
I drink from plastic bottles all the time
The only one that applies to me is /r9k/

>>73539862
more drugposting, more outright autism (porridge, pooey lynx lad, fat cam)
>>73539945
Wasn't really slower tbqh

>>73539920
ex's older brother was exactly like this

never met such a runt in all my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Yb4x7LHhY

el eDUBano

>>73540006
dont think you know what a chode is mate

>>73539952
she tweets the same shit every day
even RTs herself

getting lots of filtered posts

>>73540038
pooey lynx lad was 2015 im sure

the thing i miss least about old brit is the irish autism circlejerk and the dl2geiII people

>>73540045
t. Demetrius Fontaine, the 5 inch cock wog with a 27 BMI

>>73540021
>sucks dick
>someone films it
>goes on facebook or some shit and i see it through there

>>73540105
>>73540088
>>73540011

REEEEEEEEEEEEE JANNY PRUNE THIS CUNT

>tfw the trap got a bigger peter than me

>>73540088
Lana Rhoades is fucking great, pure kino
easily the best star in the business atm

>>73540134
ah yes! boy witnesses fellatio at party and uploads it to facebook for his gran to see. many such cases!

nearly done running errands for nosenberg for the week lads. got a week off, going on holiday with the lads. feels good being a wagie today ngl

>>73540121
pooey lynx lad and racist in greggs got put on facey b though

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exams now

Hope Craven's doing ok

think this women on a cancer forum has an e-crush on me and my posts

>>73540134
also very common, cant scroll down my facebook timeline without seeing all my female friends sucking black dick

>>73540202

gl m8

>>73540201
t. nig nog anime nonce who spouts paki to try and fit in

>>73540177
>got called a racist in Greggs was 300 years ago

>>73540219
She well off?

>>73539862
Same as it is now. Shit but sometimes alright.

>>73540220
>>73540166
my main point was that imagine the heartbreak of having your daughter go from a baby into a cock hungry slut sucking dick and fucking men like it's nothing like most women of nowadays who have 100 sexual partners each

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>>73538759
Who plays KSP here.
It's comfy

ICE
BABY

>>73540038
>Wasn't really slower
Oh my god yes yes it was you newfag
Back then you could actually have conversations because the speed allowed it, not JUST 10 posts a second of ironic shitposts

>>73539956
>>73539956
>>73539956
>>73539956
new

>>73540283
you know how women end up like that? absent fathers or otherwise distant parenting

>>73540285
Don't know why this game is still so expensive even when on sale desu, similar games go down to like £5

so i had a bath today lads, first in a long long time
did wonders for the old achey arms and legs
learned i can still touch my toes sitting down, something i havent tried in years. interesting!

leave a comment below

>>73540283
>imagine going through what literally every single parent for the past 40 years has gone through
perish the thought
not opposed to you not having kids though, and not just because youre a mong but because overpopulation is really weeing me off

>>73540280
t. insecure flabby lump of charcoal

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dear trannyposter:

can you go to the Frenchies' thread or something

>>73540335
Got it for half the price last time.

wonder if pooey lynx lad still posts here

>>73540303
>Oh my god yes yes it was you newfag
honestly can't remember it being much slower than it is now
used to get through a shit ton of threads

dear anime poster:

can you go to the nearest body of water and submerge yourself facedown for 30 seconds

theres literally nothing wrong with dying of cancer young, paul hunter did and he was an absolute lad

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>>73540389
>tfw instantly recognise her

>>73540401
it wasnt a real story retard

dont think /brit/ is all that healthy desu lads

signing off

>>73540424
alri pooey lynx lad

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>>73540410

weirdest thing you've ever put up your arse?

>>73540424
show us your deodorant

No further proof needed too see that porn rots the brains

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>>73540410
An imageboard based around Japanese culture and anime, perhaps?

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>>73540473
nah

>>73540419
>you don't even know what a chode is

imagine sitting there and writing this, neck yourself you utter weapon

Might have a snooze.

>>73540454
your mothers tongue

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mummy tried to put parental controls on the wifi last night to stop me wanking and make me get a job

already around it

logging out of life

"ohhh yummmmmm ughhhh yes give me that cock im a nasty little slut" - my mum in bed with my dad 20 years ago

>>73540454
can o' lynx

still waiting for source on that blonde amateur with the two bbcs desu

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>>73540547
good post

ah yes its a non-linear film with intersecting segments of an earlier timeline episode

this one seems original!

can you name every country in urope?

"ohhh yummmmmm ughhhh yes give me that cock im a nasty little slut" - my dad in bed with my other dad 20 minutes ago

>>73540583
yes
1. the EU
2. England

>>73540583
No. Quite proud of it too.

>>73540569
NEW
>>73540569

>>73540583
No sorry

>>73540583
france, scandinavia, probably some others too

>>73540617
I don't think so.

>>73540583
france, spain, germany, italy, france

rain has commenced
cyclone leftovers approaching
might wake up washed out to sea x

>>73540617
not a fan

>>73540583
easily

>>73540578
roaring at the absolute state of you

w-why didn't you use a slang term in the e-exact way i wanted you to!!! i-if you took precise measurements it isnt actually a chode!!

I actually hope your entire bloodline dies in a carbon monoxide poisoning incident you utter sadcase

>>73540617
nah

>>73540454
pint glass

>>73540617
I just can't be arsed

>>73540583
england, ireland, wales, france, germany, spain, holland, sweeden, finland, norway, portugal, italy, greese, luxemberg, russia, ukraine, romania, portugal, estonia, lithuana, bulgaria, serbia, bosnia, slovenia

The self-checkout gave me my 10p change in 2p coins

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new

>>73540751
shan't be posting in this one

>>73539541
Maybe it's for people interested in physical fitness?
Joking, it's for depressing memes, defending or attacking Zyzz and finding out what cycles people do

>>73539876
LONDON
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