/brit/

ANIME

need a tata gf now.

taxation is theft

BOG FART TOILET IS NOT MY PRESIDENT

ah yes britain trying to retain what's left of it's empire after world war 2
ah yes let's spend lots of money on nukes
ah yes let's ignore housing and just build lots of cheap shit

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Rats are the best pick desu

>>73535352
isn't real

succ

>nobody cares what those shitholes are doing

Britain is a 3rd world country in comparison to Scandinavia

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the utter state of american "education"

>>73535365
bare

Saved a new image, would you like to see it?

>terrorist attack in Sweden
ah well
>terrorist attack in Germany
ah well
>man gets kicked off a plane
WHAT THE FUCK, CAPITALISM IS EVIL!

>>73535396
I like how they had to call it superbowl 50 because superbowl L would have been too confusing

>>73535411
sent this to my circle of politically-minded facebook friends

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anime

>capitalism isnt evil
my homemade operating system i made with sticks and rocks doesn't allow images so you'll have to imagine the fedora

normblrs..

>>73535390
don't care, they're depressing frozen shitholes who aren't impressive in anything besides meme Wikipedia statistics and have accomplished literally nothing in history

>>73535375
50 hawks obviously

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>it's an autists wank over scandinavia episode

just realised how extremely pale I am

>>73535411
this is because of the media spinning things

>>73535434
>have accomplished literally nothing in history
ah yes but we have, so that excuses the squalid living conditions that a lot of people live in here?

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>>73535396
they really are something else

scandinavia? not a FANdinavia

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>my homemade operating system i made with sticks and rocks doesn't allow images so you'll have to imagine the fedora

just woke up lads.

I've saved TWO images, would you like to see on of them. Please reply with the number 1, if you would like to see image 1. Please reply with the number 2 if you would like to see image 2.

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>the squalid living conditions that a lot of people live in here

drinking stinks

>>73535482
prove it

>>73535486
neither

Where's the Australian twink from a couple of threads ago

Never wanted to kiss a boy so much

>>73535486
3

>>73535335
I don't know what you mean by that, it's a fact that the average German or Scandinavian has a better standard of living than the average brit. And that's with London bringing the average up, without it the disparity is much larger.
And before you trot out some shit about immigration, refugees and the like, it is irrelevant. The fact that they are now making mistakes in their border control is immaterial.

nimble... nombles

>>73535468
>0 in roman numerals

jesus h christ

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new zealand is god's own country

stinking drinks

>>73535486
1

its foookin freeeeeeee

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>>73535541

>>73535486
fuck off

>>73535411
is this a strawman? people are angry at a perceived rights violation, not capitalism.

Reply to this post

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Back in the brumslum lads

I like when gordon ramsay greatly exaggerates how bad food is

>>73535493
have you been to another first world country?
their living conditions are generally a lot better than our own
people have big houses
people have big gardens
and things aren't as expensive comparatively

So, /brit/, I come from a certain ethnic group known for crime, poverty, and religious extremism. I'm basically a full-blown degenerate behind closed doors, but my town in swamped in this ethnic group, which comes from an exceptionally backward and primitive region of what I affectionately term "Islamistan". My problem is I get told I "sound white", "act white", and I "speak good English". All harmless statements, yes? I've caught on these aren't statements; these are accusations. Now, I pretend to be "of the clan", as it were, as a matter of self-preservation. How long can I keep up this charade before I am branded an apostate and the clan demand my head? I don't feel safe among my own kin, and I don't feel safe where their presence is tolerated.

I need to change my name and move somewhere there are practically no Muslims.

lost my amazon password so they put me through to some rasheed, told him to fuck off and ended the call

>>73535554
I really, really like this image. Mind if I save it?

>>73535566
'sheed

you realise that most of us have literally been to Germany and Scandinavia and seen that it's not even different from here, right?

>>73535565
shan't

au > ca > nz = us > uk

>>73535375
harambae x2

king kong and sheeit

>>73535575
ukrainians?

>>73535434
>Depressing shitholes
Applies to much of Britain.
>Haven't accomplished much in history
Exactly, and their average citizen is living a better life than a British citizen. Shows how much the history meme matters, we are literally a has been nation.

>>73535560
regardless of what they're angry at, they're getting mad over a complete petty non-issue in comparison to a greater threat we face today, which is hardly reacted to these days

>>73535585
Hmm, alright

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well, this is me...

>Milk and tea meme

Okay I'll test it, which tea do I do it with

>>73535596
switch canada with nz

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>>73535593
HahAAAA you've fallen for my ruse

technology idea: anarcho-cryption, if someone else saves your image it unleashes a virus on their computer

>>73535629
Nescafe

>>73535629
green tea

>>73535596
Au>UK>Ca>NZ>US

have you noticed that the grass in other countries is greener than here?

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>>73535589
>The average rorke has been anywhere but Spain
LOL

>>73535570
>their living conditions are generally a lot better than our own
be specific
>people have big houses
>people have big gardens
we're a tiny island with 60m packed onto it, what do you expect
>and things aren't as expensive comparatively
weren't you just wanking over scandinavia? do you have any idea how much things cost there?

>>73535575
>>73535603
if you're a ukrainian just pretend to be a chechnyan or a dagestani

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>>73535648
what,,,,,, no.,,..

>>73535669
the UK has grass still?

>>73535629
some cheap shite
just add lots of sugar and milk to make it taste nice

it's what every british person does anyway

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the endz

honestly didn't know that Nordic worship was a thing here, literally feels like I'm in some Yank teenager's Facebook feed

nobody gives a shit, mate

britain is the most grim, depressing anglo nation

why did this happen

>>73535721
can't be worse than australia

>>73535603
>>73535676
Kurwa! They known. Shit it down. Baba Lushenko will want my head for this.

>>73535703
Looks like south Wales, do you by any chance live in New South Wales

Boss was going to take us all to lunch, then some cunt did a fraudulent transaction taking 8k from a company account. Rrreee

>>73535721
climate
it's quite nice in the summer

>>73535672
*Imports 1 million people*
>WHAT? ITS CROWDED AND HOUSE PRICES HAVE GONE UP?
>DUDE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THERE'S 65 MILLION PEOPLE ON THE ISLAND
*imports 2 million more*
>LOL!

>>73535721
The weather is shit and houses are too small and there is little to do besides look at old building drink or go on a walk

Besides that britain is alright

>>73535672
>be specific
things like public services, and stuff, all a lot better in other countries
also people have bigger houses which means more room to swing a cat
>what do you expect
we shouldn't have so many people on this island, it's not sustainable
>weren't you just wanking over scandinavia? do you have any idea how much things cost there?
I was talking more about america
(though british houses are awfully expensive for what you get)

>>73535721
but there's 4 within the uk
which one's the most depressing of all?

Doing a poo at work lads

Eating KFC for the first time ever while I wait for my train

It's actually pretty good

>>73535612
>a complete petty non-issue
its a serious issue, and it is pragmatic to make noise about it in the immediate aftermath; that is how you force companies to change behaviour.
terrorists dont change their behaviour according to public perception, so making a noise is a waste of energy. just because it poses a greater threat doesn't mean it can be attacked in the same way.

>>73535751
not sure who your quoting but you sound like a mong

>>73535785
what u order

>>73535758
poorthern direland

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;look,,,;,. at... meee
i am', du.,......, capten no/,,

>>73535751
the absolute state of this post

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hmm...

>>73535758
northen direland

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>>73535818
*pfghfbfhtbfhfpftfttttttt*

>>73535751
lost brain cells reading this

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>>73535735
yes lad

working from home since i broke my ankle lads

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imagine england with under 10 million people

my god, the potential

>7.5 billion people

ew
we shouldn't have more than 500 million
and those should be white people

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Looking forward to the second british UFC champion being crowned soon

>>73535375
>50 hawks carry to safety and peck the eyes of anything that gets close
ez choice

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Don't watch porn

So, /brit/, I come from a certain ethnic group known for crime, poverty, and religious extremism. I'm basically a full-blown degenerate behind closed doors, but my town in swamped in this ethnic group, which comes from an exceptionally backward and primitive region of what I affectionately term "Balkanistan". My problem is I get told I "sound white", "act white", and I "speak good English". All harmless statements, yes? I've caught on these aren't statements; these are accusations. Now, I pretend to be "of the clan", as it were, as a matter of self-preservation. How long can I keep up this charade before I am branded an apostate and the clan demand my head? I don't feel safe among my own kin, and I don't feel safe where their presence is tolerated.

I need to change my name and move somewhere there are practically no Slavs.

>>73535867
Bit 'cist lad

>>73535848
wow .australia is peng

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>>73535859
>Ireland

>>73535823
that's quite interesting but i wouldn't try to find any lessons in there desu
fuck OFF captcha there's roads in every fucking pic

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duhhhhhhhhhhhrh hurrr ra hur daaaaah kitdy hurrr kakt urrrr

>>73535877
go drive a truck into some children rasheed

>>73535859
>that yellow bump
think ireland should thank the UK for the potato famine, imagine how overpopulated ireland would be by now if that didnt happen

>>73535874
They're falcons actually

>>73535805
some sort of bucket with fillets and chicken wings and chips and gravy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

just realised anzac day is coming up soon

>>73535375
the 3 bears desu

>>73535867
ah yes, bigotry

>>73535848
the roads and pavements look about as dire as they do here.

Business idea: YouTube channel where someone does an episode on the food of every country in the world (190 or so). 1 episode per week around 20 minutes or so where you travel to each country. Starts at A and finishes at Z. funded by self at beginning and then ad rev/patroen.

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>73535758
Wales

>>73535913
how are you only now trying kfc?

Just realised Winston Churchill success day is coming up soon

i would gladly take a hit to our economy if it meant our population was a comfy 10 million. hate how people prioritise money over everything else. even idiot leftists

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going to sleep gents

>>73535867
I wonder how long it would take if we replaced all people oin earth with White people for people in certain climates to develop the same adaptations as before

>>73535883
>>73535934
yes?
black people smell and are more aggressive
orientals don't have souls
indians are all autistic

So what happened about that tunnel nuke NK put somewhere? more fake news?

>>73535823
me inside

>>73535963
I would gladly take this hit if it meant you were one of the 50 million that got killed off

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>britain

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I'm a culinary genius

well fuck you guys I want the population to be fucking 100

>>73535982
50k years

>>73535936
adds character

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>>73535997

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did we used to have better weather?
I was watching old documentaries on Britain in the 1900s to 1960s and huge crowds, whole communities are always going to the seaside. the beaches look fucking packed. when they're not doing that they're going to the theatres

>>73535913
>bucket to yourself
fat cunt

>>73535918
based redgum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9toD_R6t1pI

Living conditions? Who cares about that, WE WUZ EMPIRES N SHIET

>>73535950
I'm too intelligent to eat junk food unless absolutely desperate

also never been to mcdonalds, burger king, pizza hut, or any of those places in my life either

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>>73535997
Britain

mad that Ireland isn't part of the UK for literally no reason

>>73536024
no you fucking idiot

>>73536024
nonce material on the left dont look lads

>>73536024
No we didn't have better weather, it was just a lot more expensive to go on holiday to foreign countries

>>73535997
the Southern powerhouse

I happen to believe that 'methinks' might be the most fedorable word in existence

>>73535997
there are plenty of places like that in Australia I just live in an upper middle class area

Eating my 'mosa
Watching the 'cket

Going to be a good eastee lads

So, /brit/, I come from a certain ethnic group known for crime, poverty, and religious extremism. I'm basically a full-blown degenerate behind closed doors, but my town in swamped in this ethnic group, which comes from an exceptionally backward and primitive region of what I affectionately term "Celtistan". My problem is I get told I "sound white", "act white", and I "speak good English". All harmless statements, yes? I've caught on these aren't statements; these are accusations. Now, I pretend to be "of the clan", as it were, as a matter of self-preservation. How long can I keep up this charade before I am branded an apostate and the clan demand my head? I don't feel safe among my own kin, and I don't feel safe where their presence is tolerated.

I need to change my name and move somewhere there are practically no Celts.

>>73536024
weather's fine in summer, usually
it's always been like that

>>73536024
that picture's racist

>>73536049
Ah yes, extreme cherrypicking

>>73536024
when my dad was a kid he said the country would get a lot of snow every year. now we just get wet winters.

>>73536024
that's because the fabric of society has collapsed

>>73536079
methinks fedorable is

>>73535997
Yeah mate other countries don't have roads

>>73535918
good song this
>>73536033
and this one too

This is my favourite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgXqubk6tYE

>>73536024
me dad asserts that the weather was significantly hotter in the middle ages, and significantly colder in the late 19th century
he knows an incredible amount about british history but idk how tf he figures that out
in those days though people just went on hols in britain cause it was cheaper

>>73535756
>things like public services, and stuff, all a lot better in other countries
our public services are great for all that we critisise them, i don't see how any other countries' are better bar scandinavia (and they can only afford to spend so much per head because of low population to landmass ratio and larger share of abundant natural resources per head)
>we shouldn't have so many people on this island, it's not sustainable
fair point
>I was talking more about america
things seem alot cheaper than they actually are there becuase we have a stronger currency

>>73536047
ponce

>>73536024
British weather has only improved with environmental legislation, early to mid 1900s UK was absolutely dire. You can also thank the government for replanting trees everywhere and getting rid of the worst factories and industrial wastelands

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Smog_of_London

told my son when i was kid britain would get a lot of snow every year
now we just get wet winters

>>73536098
pot meet kettle

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>methinks

>>73535912
still if single falcon could only life 5lbs (they can lift more), for a 200lb individual that would only require 40 falcons and the other 10 could be spent attacking the hunter, who could shoot you out the sky. Now if you're a fat fuck you might be in trouble.

whats for tea lads

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20 million Irish live on the British isles.

>>73536089
what cricket is on?

>>73536133
except I posted an average picture of britain

you posted something that goes on the front page of holiday magazines

>>73536054

the whole genocide and 800 years of murder and barbarism put a nail in that coffin haha xx

>>73536119
hmmm sorry for being better than you

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ah yes, britain

>>73536118
Americans have higher wages ppp
And also get taxed less

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https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2017/new-night-lights-maps-open-up-possible-real-time-applications
>New world urban sprawl

>>73536145
me

>>73536138
nothing, again

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>>73536047

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which 3rd world slavic shithole is this?


answer: its hamilton

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there's an island to the west of us, that isn't part of this country, and there's LITERALLY NO REASON FOR IT. There was some terrorists and some Yanks muh heritaging but THAT'S IT. They're LITERALLY THE SAME AS US BUT THEY'RE INDEPENDENT AND PRETENDING TO BE A COUNTRY, AS WE SPEAK.

>>73536147
Watchung ipl from yesterday

>>73536159
looks fine for cheap council housing. or do you think the government should build elegant georgian flats for bennie scroungers?

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wish we were lovely like mainland europe

>>73536195
I can never get involved in ipl, it's all so superficial

>>73536199
ah yes the ol' false dichotomy

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>the united st-

oh wait it's canberra

>>73536202
live in mainland europe then you bent french twat

>>73536191
who cares. we still have very strong political, economic and cultural ties to Ireland. Its extremely easy to move there and vice versa. most paddies are fine with Brits and vice versa again. its a union in all but name.

>>73536223
canberra more like can't berra haha

>>73536202
we have nice countryside
it's just our urban centres that are irredeemable shitholes

>>73536222
ah yes the nothing retort. wind your neck in.

>>73536191
all me

>>73536216
Yeah my brother is watching it

I only pay attention to intnl games

>>73536244
even the countryside is a bit grim though

its just fat A-roads going through loads of agricultural land

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ah yes. hooker street, mississippi.

>>73535661
that's some pretty good brickwork ay

>>73536191
i forgive them

>>73536098
>show shit part of britain
THIS IS THE REAL BRITAIN
>show nice part of britain
CHERRY PICKING

>>73536269
they need to fix their fence
phoning that place right now

Chris Pratt is the ultimate Chad

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My future working destination
hahahahaahhaahahahah get it

>>73536269
would appreciate if you don't post my address on the chon :) x

>>73536049
I doubt this is a good place to actually live if im being real with you

>>73536114
Almost all of their songs are great


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzWYgu86HPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAenhLgWpvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYrCNBanRAs

Top tier countries
>Scandinavia, Germany, Netherlands, Switzerland, Australia, Canada
Good countries to live in
>Ireland, NZ, usa
Almost second world eastern Europe
>UK, France

go to places like Oxford or Bath

makes you really proud of britain

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ex-soviet shithole? or hamilton?

answer: still hamilton

Quick someone give me a (You)

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>>73536191

i don't get this from rorkes. one moment we're subhuman animals who were throwing shit at each other before the noble and perfect english came, then in another moment "we're exactly the same".

sad!

>>73536309
honestly don't think a building formerly being a spaghetti factory is something that's really worthy of note or advertising

Yanks are weird

>>73536329
oxford is a dump mate. the fuck are you smoking

>mongs and autists screeching wikipedia statistics at each other and posting streetview screencaps

think ill pass on this one

@73536335 (You)

>>73535575
>>73535877
>>73536091
My first post was a genuine cry for help, but it makes for pretty funny copypasta when you switch out a few words with how vague I was being.

But seriously, I run the risk of being attacked if I were 'out' (not in a gay way). I just say what I have to so some Salafist with an IQ of 70 doesn't carry out the will of Allah on me.

>>73536334
is hamilton the place that used to have an industry but now it doesn't so it's a shithole?

If the Scots leave the union they'll realise they can do so much better an prosper without us. We need to stop them.

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huge swathes of Sydney look like this

>>73536364
canada sounds just as amazing as britain

>>73536345
>all rorkes are the same

sounds like you're making the same mistake you stupid paddy twat

>>73536371
yes
basically the detroit of canada, but instead of blacks, its slavs and muslims

>>73536345
think we were both subhuman animals throwing shit at each other and that's what makes us the same

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why am i getting gay dating site ads, lads

>>73536329
literally so lucky to have grown up in Oxford, couldn't imagine growing up in some poorthern shanty town

>>73536382
genuinely looks decent

>>73536413
based on your browsing history hehe

>>73536354
This
I live there and its such a overhyped shithole

You have some nice fields and big buildings but the rest is just poncey unaesthetic bullshit

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There has always been an England, an older England, which was sweeter, purer, where the hay smelled better and the weather was always springtime and the daffodils blew in the gentle warm breezes. You feel a nostalgia for it in Chaucer, and you feel it all throughout Shakespeare.

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who wants to go to the Wyoming Frontier Prison Museum with me?

>>73536413
oh god I hate those weird dog fetish people

>>73536445
hehe

>>73536382
this is clearly just the uk

>>73536382
erally good gyros shop in rosebery, and one in mascot main street

Victorian Britain was genuinely beautiful

You could go anywhere and it was beautiful architecture and comfy settings as far as the eye could see

>>73536453
All """old""" yank buildings look plastic and fake desu

I honestly support the EU. I wont whine, I just feel a bit sad we'll be leaving.

>Player of the Year shortlist

N'Golo Kante (Chelsea), Eden Hazard (Chelsea), Alexis Sanchez (Arsenal), Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Manchester United), Romelu Lukaku (Everton), Harry Kane (Tottenham)

>Young Player of the Year shortlist

Dele Alli (Tottenham), Harry Kane (Tottenham), Michael Keane (Burnley), Romelu Lukaku (Everton), Jordan Pickford (Sunderland), Leroy Sane (Manchester City)

>>73536487
t. nick cl*gg

>>73536345
this desu
half the time its "fuck off you're british" then the other half its "fuck off you're white niggers"
dont know why its so polarising

>>73536387
Anywhere Islam is, terror reigns. I'm centre-left, but I vote Conservative because left-wing parties coddle the folk I want less of around me.

>>73536477
no it fucking wasn't
it was mostly a dump full of slums

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ah yes the Montana State Auto Museum

>>73536489
for me, it's kante and alli

ooh i just realised i got a new pound coin

>>73535375
The human with the gun. Because gun.

>>73536509
The two aren't mutually exclusive. Have you never seen council estates?

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wonder what happens in these muh heritage pubs

>>73536509
two different opinions held by two different people are you dense

funny hwo the best british tv show (Graham Norton) is actually hosted by an Irishman
Yet again showing our superiority

Why do people bother with coke when mdma exists? And is cheaper?

>>73536580
most british tv is shite

>>73536452
then your wife dies in childbirth, whoops

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I wish they still designed stuff like this

>>73536576
steak burgers and whiskey

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>>73536483
Nothing out west is old. Here is a house in CT from 1636.

>>73536531
Yeah good luck shooting 1000 rats
Or 7 storming bulls
lol

i was expecting a package today

Chavs are far more scary than roadmen

>>73536591
deanos think coke is a status symbol

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> the (future) wife

>>73536509
maybe they are just trying to get a rise out of you, as is custom on 4chan. have you ever met a brit irl who would say something as rude as that to you?

>>73536632
nicked it

>>73536615
Shit 1639

>>73536598
does it only make 1 toast at a time?

>>73536642
ARGIES OUT.

>>73536615
Why the fuck do yanks assume I know what "CT" is?

>>73536591
can't do mdma 8 days straight
they're just different drugs really

http://i.imgur.com/SBCkAIf.gifv

>>73536615
looks like my parents house

>>73536580
Graham Norton is an Anglo-Irish Protestant. His family were settlers from England who moved to Ireland to oppress the Irish.

He does have that silly accent though, so I guess you can claim him.

How many times a week should I be taking shits with a healthy diet

>>73536667
yanks will literally tell you the state they live in when someone asks where they're from, as if anyone cares

they really are incorrigible

>>73536591
I've always wondered this
coke is literally rubbish

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so much of America is just this, shopping centres with big parking lots

entire towns are made up of these

for every nice suburb there are 3 filled with nothing but newbuilds and soulless apartment blocks filled with Chinese immigrants

very full tummy

can someone give it a rub for me

>>73536646
the only brits i ever seem to meet are rowdy holidayers
We were in Berlin last year and an english lad started shouting "fuck the IRA" at us

>>73536681
bet you wear red trousers and green knitted jumpers with snot stains on the cuffs

>>73536576
They watch baseball and chant lets go redsox just like in the ol' country

has mattyboy been here?

>>73536740
banter

>>73536700
america is pretty fucking big m8 and if I was from somewhere cool like new york or california i'd want to distinguish myself from somewhere like iowa

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reckon you could live here?

>>73536664
once you give me bonnie i'll leave

THAT ARGIES A SPY.

>>73536741
chinos are ghastly but I'm partial to knitwear ngl

>>73536768
haha yeah, Iowa! classic hahaha
*walks off and talks to someone else*

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>you wake up in melbourne

>>73536780
yeah wouldn't be too bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP_NE4XZGAc

>>73536700
the clue is sort of in the name of their country, mate

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can't get outside :(

>>73536858
no thanks

put on a yank accent to some german girl on a year 9 school trip and said I was from Iowa she loved it haha

>>73536782
Leave are mothercountry alone.

Argentina: from the Latin - Argentum ; "Silver". Silver. 2nd place.

And guess what. Only 1st place keeps the islands. That means Britain is Gold.

Imagine going abroad and telling someone you're from say, Suffolk instead of England.

>>73536869
where in bkk do you live, I'll pay you a visit this summer

>>73536858
*gets attacked by a swarm of angry gooks*

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imagine being from the middle of nowhere in Canada. At least if you're from the middle of nowhere in the US you can at least claim to be American.

>>73536858
are those by chinese construction companies

same is happening in vancouver I think. really ugly and soulless

>>73536901
poms actually do this here

>>73536780
probably not for long

t. Korean gf

>>73536908
central

>>73536916
don't know why australians don't think they're poms too, really weird

fuck off

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>>73536858
alri

>>73536901
that's the point though, you say England instead of the UK

>>73536912
outside 4chan people prefer canadians to americans

>>73536901
Imagine going abroad, clearly sounding English speaking English and saying you are from England. If people can't infer you're English, it's not worth talking to them.

>>73536912
We Canadians are exceedingly comfortable in people not knowing or caring about us and confusing us for Americans before we correct them.

bit mental how london taxi drivers have to know every single road and landmark in the city

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imagine unironically not being australian

>>73536959
too many australians think they are poms, they don't belong here

Imagine going abroad and telling someone you're english instead of scott or irish

MENTAL

>>73536959
what

do you know what a pom is?

>>73536991
sickening isn't it

>>73537026
>>73537026
>>73537026
>>73537026
>>73537026

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this is the other side of >>73535703
fucking Deanos and they're Chinese property developer masters

>>73536974
this

I was in a shop in Paris and the person behind the till asked where I was from, I said England thinking that's what he wanted to know and he looked at me light I was a right cunt

>>73536972
literally the only reason to show some sort of preference for Canadians is "oh, it's a little America that doesn't declare war on anything, how cute", it has absolutely nothing to do with the actual people from those places

>>73537041
ah yes mental illness

>>73536945
m8 don't be coy, I'm going over there and staying with a friend, come silom with us

>>73535626
Δο υοθ ςαντ α φθψkινγ μεδαλ?

>>73536621
Rats are the only pick because of huge numbers