/brit/

morning bruce

if a bruce lets his hot chips get cold does he call them cold hot chips?

How do you whiten your teeth lads?

bruce is NOT my name

>>73528943
gargle with bleach

>>73528958
rancid

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>>73528900
>"So, you tory fellas like your taxed tea, eh? Well by all means, 'ave all the taxed tea in the world! Drink it down to the last drop, that's right; this is very "valuable" tea. Wouldn't want to waste it now! What's the matter, spluttering for breath? "No more taxed tea in my throat", you say?

>Too bad we're also deaf to complaints, we were about to cease pouring!

>Awww, don't cry, buddy ol' pal, it's just "banter" for fuck's sake. Don't swallow it too harshly now, ahahahahaha!"

:^)

>>73528958
delete this image of my gf

I find women intensely sexually attractive.

>>73528984
FOY

why do yanks make these thoroughly rotten posts

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FOREVER YOUNG

I WANT TO BE FOREVER YOUNG

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

FOREVER?

FOREVER?

Good morning my little puppets.

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>>73528923

don't reply to it lads

>>73528934
ANSWER ME BRUCE

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>>73529095

infinite number of monkeys

>>73529132
>Inifnite number of piece of shit, slanty eyed chinks

FTFY

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>>73529132
it wouldnt happen

just threw a piping hot cup of rosy down me hatch

http://thetab.com/uk/sheffield/2016/11/07/paul-joseph-watson-18264


great read.

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>>73529164

>>73529164
So you're saying, a loada monkeys, who can't even spell.

tomorrow is the patrician choice

anything else is for runts

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Start watching porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiY5RPXyEfU

>being this delusional about our place in the world

SAD

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WE WERN'T KANGZ N SHIET

>>73529190
>Madonna is not the biggest anything anymore, she might be the oldest slag on the planet given her behaviour, which isn’t befitting of someone at virtually Grandma age. She needs to grow old gracefully.

lmao

*logs off 4chan*

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I'm dying

choone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTGpJKdcCJo

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Stop Mouthbreathing

will not open a single link in this thread

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bit insecure about my walk lads

britain carries an enormous amount of soft power
second only to america in that department

the brits have soft power down to a science
the chinese can't even comprehend the concept

>>73529357
Can you show moving images? Because I think I walk like a virgin because I feel uncomfortable when I walk.

Concencred with big words pejoratively

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Just saw a commercial for one those sites where give them your personal documents and they trace your lineage.

The tard in the the commercial went "I thought I was Italian, but through this service I've discovered I was actually Eastern European instead". I was screaming at my screen "CROATIA USED TO BE PART OF ITALY!". There used to be loads of Italians in Croatia.

But I guess this dumbass will switch from spaghetti and meatballs for family dinner to kielbasa and pierogi because he knows nothing about history, and how the world wars radically altered the ethnic composition of Europe.

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We wuz Queens n sheeeit

>>73529402
alri dork lads

>>73529402
the adriatic is a rightful italian lake

>>73529402
GOod post

Is it true that the Irish are the missing link between Slavs and humanity?

no single good australian post ITT

>>73529055
there's a 2pac remix of this song which is on point

>>73529440
no we're descendants of the long lost paradise Atlantis

This faggot from Leinster is ruining In Our Time for me about Rosa Luxembourg. (``-´´)
>>73528943
Bicarbonate of soda applicated to toothbrush.

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>>73529459
>tfw you will never live in the Irish paradise where sex never results in pregnancy and getting drunk never ends with hangover

listening to turbonegro

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>someone predicts something will happen
>it happens
>'SEE? I TOLD YOU!'
the only reason you'd say that is to prove to everyone how right you were

instantly lose all respect for anyone who does this

almost replied to some cartoon

I predict a brit will make an embarrassingly faggy post

Can you guys understand me? Yes I know this is English but I'm still wondering whether you guys can understand me.

>>73529524
show arsehole

>>73529528
cannae understand you through your accent pal

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this.. so much

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>>73529541

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*blocks your path*

>>73529552
Haha funny joke mate.

>>73529558
>>73529524
>>73529521
>>73529398
>>73529324
>>73529055
>>73528950
excellent australian posts

A mate from school wants me to go out tonight, but apparently everybody from my old school will be there. I fucking hated it and had virtually no mates, what do.

>>73529504
that's nice, it's important for lads to listen to their mum every once in a while

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>>73529558

>>73529563
*no big black penis for you ma'am*

>>73529563
*heems you*

>>73529528
something about prostitutes and cannabis???

> go on French forum
> think my French is good enough to post there
> reply to a lot of threads
> get a loads of messages in my inbox telling me to stop because none of my posts are comprehensible
Fuck learning other languages any way. English is all you ever need. Every other language is just decoration.

>>73529585
Not sure if a feel bad for the kid or the father honest

*smiles at you*

>>73529604
Haha funny joke mate. [2]

>>73529609
>get a loads of messages in my inbox telling me to stop because none of my posts are comprehensible

QuebecANO

just found out my very attractive friend from high school has had a very plain gf for over a year
whatever makes him happy I guess

Do Irish people learn Irish? Why? What is the point?

>>73529563
*explains that porn and racebaiting should be different things*

>>73529609
sorry mate don't understand

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>use the 'female' filter on faceapp
>look a lot like my sister

>>73529611
I feel bad for both equally.
I'm not sure why

Do Mexican people learn Mexican? Why? What is the point?

>>73529632
Absolutely love seeing wankers I used to know now with absolute munters. Makes my day. Truly I am superior, being a single virgin.

>>73529583
Say you'll go but just hang yourself instead, will be funny prank

i require 3 wifi routers in my home because a single router isn't powerful enough to cover the whole house

such an existence is unfathomable to brits

>>73529636
whats the point in learning anything
they need to change how its taught though, most people are shit and hate it by secondary school

>>73529636
A lot of people enjoy dead languages, like Latin, so why not Irish?

>>73529558
How do I into big tone mode?

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>>73529664
>

>>73529664
I've got one extender to cover the second floor of my house but that's it

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>>73529651
haha crazy that

almost like you're related hahaha

what a funny ol' world

>>73529632
I've seen fit guys who go to the gym and could probably get any chick they want with fat girlfriends.

Whatever they're into man. If I had their build, I would be slaying fit girl pussy rather than going for a fatty.

>>73529672
Well most foreign languages are used in other countries.

>>73529686
reckon this is a satirical post

>>73529664
I live in a small apartment and can't get a signal in my bedroom through the paper thin walls with this stock router.

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*ding!*
Ahh, microwave has finished. Tea, anyone?

>>73529675
No one wrote anything worth reading in Irish

>>73529686
Siblings can look QUITE different, in this case I look almost exactly the same

not a fan of the microwave gimmick

>>73529707
I need to go for a quick shit. I can't hold it up.

>>73529707
disgusting

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>>73529682
should mention my house is only one floor

>>73529678

>>73529718
You're not meant to reply, it was just a joke

*puts a pillow over your face and pushes down*

>wifi routers

>>73529724
Don't worry. This this whole electricity thing is just a wave. It'll run its circuit.

>>73529737
ah yes

*learns Irish*
Why yes now i can communicate with retarded culchies

>>73529690
but it's not like she's fat or ugly she's just sort of very plain
like a solid 5.5/10

>>73529760
top o' the mornin to ye laddy

remembering all the times we bullied the lad who looked like his sister (female) in a wig

Chubby girls are fit as desu. You're probably low test if you like skinny girls

>>73529779
Don't yell towards your dog.

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Why don't we just

>>73529815
Bomb Germany.

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doing a 'atch

ROTTERDAM BLITZ NEVER FORGET

>>73529815
if we can't get any woman why not just shave our whole bodies put on wigs and fuck each other in the ass from behind?

this thread is fucking awful, more awful than usual

nobody's even talking, you're all just doing random unfunny posts

The Germans invented genocide. Then they invented apologising for committing genocide but doing it again anyway.

Truly a devious race.

>>73529877
alri post police don't arrest me
*jumps back and forward on the spot as if you're about to chase me *
waheyyyy
*runs off*

doing a funny post

>>73529696
everyone speaks english anyway

>>73529857
we just need a BodyApp that changes people's bodies and not their pictures, so half the thread will become qt cocksluts and the other half will still be virgins

>>73529894
can you get a name or trip so I can filter you

lads how do you get over being nervous for stuff? cripples me desu, just sweat and feel sick and do about 20 poos.

>>73529847
Wtf? He knows where I live. You have good brains my friend.

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lol its wearing human clothes

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>>73529894

still have wtf filtered

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>this is your gf

what do?

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>>73529912

>>73529921
me waiting at the bus stop like hahaha

>>73529926
lol it's almost human

Gonna admit, I'm not as on point today as I am most days. I showed up today and the drive just wasn't there. I don't know what to say. I'm not an endless reserve of witticism. The well runs dry. Hopefully I'll be back to slaying it next Tuesday. Think I'll take a sabbatical from 4chan.

NEED a poo gf

>>73529912
cheeky 'zo

>>73529912
smoke a lot of cigarettes

The proxies makes me skeptical but I assume most of you are island inhabitants though.

>>73529937
imagine being a disgusting chad hahahhaha

>>73529912
haha for me, it's alcohol~
i already have genetic problems so i take enough pills lmao so in the end alcohol is simply the best solution!
alcohol, the daily medication

>>73529955
NEVER post in my general again leaf

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alright boys

alri alri alri

>>73529937
haha i berate her for sharting OUTSIDE the mart!!
quite funny, i do say so myself

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coconut oil in my hair is making its way down to my eyes

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MY EYES

>>73530008
Tell me about americans. Why do they shart in the mart?

>>73529955
nice post

>>73529809
i would agree but every time someone says they like chubby girls they start posting images of fat pigs

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oneitis has started getting jealous when i talk to other girls

oh how the tables have turned

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Are deleted scenes considered canon?

>>73530000

>>73530019
Silly aussie coconut oil is for cooking

>>73530038
it's avant-garde
they do it purely for the memes
t. knowledge man

>>73530038
Great question, anyone like to answer?

>>73530055
If they were canon they'd be in the final cut
think about it

>>73529971
/brit/ is 60% British nationals, but 80% ethnic Brits. The other 20% are pakis and various wog races (like Europeans and Mexicans).

>6/10 frumpfu at work is stalking you
>this is probably the best chance you will have at getting laid in the next few years

h-help /brit/

how to kill tomorrow?

>>73530065
don't think so mate think that's what olive oil is for

>>73530091
Does that mean that abortions are just deleted scenes?

>>73530095
Steal her handbag when she's not looking and cum in it

>>73530105
really puts the mustard on the hotdog

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>>73530093
i HOPE you're not roping in irish with "ethnic brits"

>>73530097
Great question, anyone like to answer?

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>>73530125

>>73530131
Don't like when west brits get uppity lads

>>73530131
PRETTY sure he's lumping them in with brits.
Have at him, proud Irishman.
I'll have you know the rest of the world surely supports your cause.

the polish gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nFKXoT9Orw

>>73529740
it was a lame joke
*slaps you on the back of the head*

>>73530131
éire more like shire haha

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>>73530131
Britain is an archipelago, as well as the name of an island.

Post faster I have nothing better to do than lie in bed refreshing /brit/ and you are just not giving me enough to work with

>>73530131
The Irish ARE ethnic Brits, there is literally no difference between an Irish cunt and a British cunt outside the accent

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>>>/k/33599089
>>>/k/33599094
>>>/k/33599127

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If this isn't enough for you to work with, lying in bed at night, you're a bon-a-fide homosexual.

>>73530229
>archipelago

watch out lads, this one's got his thesaurus out

>>73530154
yanks are truly the best ally

>>73530227
wouldn't it be great if ireland was like the shire. How comfy that would be

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>PRETTY sure he's lumping them in with brits.
>Have at him, proud Irishman.
>I'll have you know the rest of the world surely supports your cause.

>>73530277
It's actually morning

what is the best James Bond movie?

Surprised there are people who still believe louise mensch is 'crazy' and not just a troll & attention whore

practicing talking down to women in the office today. turns out if you do it playfully you can get away with a lot

>>73530315
goldminger

about ur mum hehe

>>73530315
Casino Royale

haha deano's having a flutter on the sperg board

>>>/r9k/36231209

>>73530315
They are all equally piss-poor

>>73530308
Britain isn't the center of the world old man. It's not morning here just because it's morning in Westminster.

>>73530315
Goldeneye

>>73530377
Your timezone is expressed by its deviation from British time you runt

>>73530377
britain is the centre of the universe not just the world

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>>73529651
>use 'old' filter
>exactly look like my father

>dream car
>anything other than an MR2

Good morning my little poppets.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJiZT6en9k&feature=youtu.be

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>>73528972
Is he the same guy as the one in the pink t–shirt depicting le funny 'nana?
>>73530315
Japseye

>>73530445
I like orange poppets the best

Good morning my little puppets

>>73530315

casino royale and goldeneye are up there

>>73530475
wanker

>>73529651
wish my shitty phone would run it

my favourite revels are the orange and coffee ones.

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>>73530405
>>73530407
The objective centre of the universe is Winnipeg, Manitoba.

Thinking of doing a WWOOF in China lads

>>73530494
good morning my little ventriloquist puppet, are you ready to be my mouthpiece today? good

Like to browse the ol' '9k every now and again to make me feel better about myself

Thinking of doing a YIFF in bed lads

Doing a poo

>73529506
knew you'd post this

wait, I've been tricked
I'm rescinding your (You)

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>no work until tuesday after today

>>73530578
>gif
fuck off

pooing a do

Parents have gone for a day out and left me at home alone. Didn't ask if I wanted to come with them. :(

Going to order pizza and stuff my face. TAKE THAT MUMMY I CAN HAVE FUN TOO

Doing a think about what to post early in the next thread to get maximum (You)s

>play the trial for the sims 4
>make a cute twink femboy with the capacity to get pregnant
>dress him in girly clothes

am i gay or what haha

did lexi belle get fat?

>>73530620
yes

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"Canadian" is slowly evolving into a race. Soon, we will be a Mestizo country, just like our brothers in the rest of Latin America. Except we will be a cross between Inuits, the English, and various Asiatic races.

>>73530623
She is deliciously thicc now, like Hilarry Duff

>>73530620
boys can't get pregnant

>>73530614
perhaps they wanted some time alone away from their pathetic embarrassment of a runt they call their son.

>>73529528
Wat de neuk is dis schijt? Godverdomme, du kankerflikkertje!

>>73530623
yes but struggling to work out why that's a bad thing

>>73530648
yes but you can change the options to make them able to get pregnant

>>73530649
Great post

>gif
haha what is it 2011 haha

>>73530652
Eh dafuq is your problem m8??

>>73530648
Incredibly racist post

>>73530674
no

>>73530648
Racist

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>>73530623
she got THICC

me and my wife have decided to commit duel suicide because our pathetic son is such a runt

little bastard just thinks we went for a day out. haha what a stupid little cunt. bet he's going to order pizza like he always does. off to beachy head we go!

http://i.imgur.com/52CesVi.gif

wtf console gaming looks like THAT?

I find women intensely sexually attractive.

>>73530713
Screamer of a post

>>73530705
the fatter women are they more they eat. the more they eat the more they poo. and that turns me off 2bh.

Posting whole doing a poo
This is at least a 5 wipe job

>>73530723
fucking freak

Good morning my little poppets.

>>73530746
good morning dad

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>>73530751

Absolute fucking freakshow ITT today

Business as usual

>>73530743
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I was in the presence of homosexuals.

I'm sorry that the affirmation of my heterosexuality has bothered you.

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>>73530763
OI!!!

>>73530763
very arousing picture

>>73530772
begone breeder

>>73530723
sexist

so nothing's happened with north korea?

I said Dr. Robotnik, I’m the boss
Mind your business, yeah my whole lifes a job
Got bitches that I fuck like a dog
My own instincts told me to write a song
Light a bong ca’ I ain't touched mic for long
I wanna beat but it’s gotta be a grimey one
You should know about me, you should know about me
I’m grimey John, man already know what I’m on
Everybody knows where I’m from
Big inna the manor from when
Big inna the manor from long
But where have all these lot gone
I don’t fear an MC not one
I’ve got a fan base these lot want
Oh what a damn shame he’s not Sox
Ding dong, holler at Hitman
He’ll hit man with a stick like a gong
Have man thinking he’s in Hong Kong
You think you’re sick but you’re wrong
You think you’re big and you’re strong
Man have already done shit you wish you was on
Don’t chat shit to me don
Scrap that bar that you writ for me don

>>73530723
wow

loser

>>73530801
Typical western pigs trying to muscle in

>>73530806
grim

>>73530803
absolutely shall not

>>73530803
Don't remember this episode of Sonic Underground

buying shite off aliexpress again

>>73530803
shan't

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OI!!! LAD

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FUCK OFF!!!

>>73530806
bit gay that

*Sends an armada*

booked a 30 minute appointment with a prostitute at 23:30 for £60

NORK SHIPS HAVE STORMED THE HARBOUR, WE NEVER FUCKING SAW IT COMING, THEY LOOKED JUST LIKE REFUGEES

WE COULDN'T STOP THE FUCKIN BOATS, TOO MANY FUCKIN BOATS

I'M OFF TO THE BLUE MOUNTAINS LADS, THERE ARE FUCKING BILLIONS OF 'EM AND THEY LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND

NOTHING

think hebrew might be the only language uglier than welsh

>>73530877
dutch is probably worse

>>73530877
Dutch is the worst language in the world

Every second girl on tinder has to mention how much they like pizza and dogs. Absolutely unoriginal.

every now and again my kitchen really smells. like someone has done a poo and hidden it. its not constant, only once every few weeks. i just cannot figure out what it is. a blocked drain maybe?
dont like it lads.

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revealed my power level yesterday, have to be smarter

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why are there so many qt cyclists in london

>>73530787
Hmmm... I am indeed in pursuit of a suitable female spouse with which to procreate. I wish for her to have supple mammaries for nourishing our young and wide child bearing hips so she does not miscarry.
>>73530789
I wanna put my corn dog in a fanny. Cannot deny it.

hearts on fire

strong desire

fork handles

never been in a chicken shop before but now I'm v. tempted indeed

FACT: Dutch is the greatest language on Earth

>>73530892
But then when one goes for something different and says they like dog pizza, you'll throw a hissy fit.

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>power level

brits are so comfortable with giving up all their privacy, it's so cringe.

when white opens with d4 i do really well playing the a40 robatsch (modern) defense

have not read a single post in this thread

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I wish that corndog was my dick, and that vessel an attractive woman's reproductive organs. Ngl.

>>73530705
thicc lexi best lexi desu

*throws a hissy fit*

>>73530949
that's so raven

>>73530890
arabic is worse

>>73530949
britain is like 1984

america is like brave new world

don't know how people watch working class nightmare fuel like east enders and coronation street

>photo of me in my MAGA hat on Tinder pre US-election:lots of matches

>Post US-election: zero (nought, 0) matches

Fuck sake I don't have any other recent photos

>>73530957
prefer the danish gambit myself

>>73530998
as a yank you haven't read either book

>>73530705
lexi taco belle

>>73531008
so take one you spiff bucket

can't afford CK boxers

i would say about 70% of aussie posts are not directed at anybody
keep up the good work lads

>>73531008
Use a normal photo and open with the 14 words. Works every time

>>73530904
What did you say lad?

>>73530977
you want a stick going up your japseye? fucking weirdo

so I think I have a project idea but I'd like some feedback
me and my friend have been using private dead drops, we put a usb in a plastic bag and leave it at a location, recently I've been thinking of ways to make it more secure - we already encrypt the files but it still worries me - the concept is simple, you set a timer when the timer runs out all the files are encrypted several times with random keys using random passphrases the private keys would also get encrypted then the entire usb would get deleted a similar process would take place if the power is lost - one problem I'm thinking of is getting the files off the usb without unplugging the usb or the PI losing power, is there a way to make a raspi mount as a usb or something like that? I mean I don't see why I couldn't make the pi execute all scripts off usbs automatically then you plug in a second usb that automatically copies the encrypted files anyway any feedback would be helpful, not using the dead drop for anything illegal I just like trying to make things as secure as I can

>>73531033
taking selfies makes me feel like a gay

getting a new microwave delivered between 12 and 5 today lads.

eyy babee

>>73531025
both are required reading in pretty much every high school in the country

not really feeling /brit/ atm

>>73530693
Mijn probleem is: ik kan niet bepalen wat sjou dat beeld uit. Gelieve te helpen.
>>73451595
Mijn gok is “Schaamteloos”.

>>73531045
alri sargon

did a thought provoking post and got no replies

>>73531088
fuck you have me there

>>73531082
>being so boring that this is worth shitposting about

wew

>>73531072
I take quote on quote selfies, but they're purely personal documentation of my weight loss and physical appearance from day to day.

I've gotta say. I've progressed from being one ugly and overweight motherfucker to a decent-looking bloke in 7 months.

>>73531072
m8 if ur taking selfies so u can pick up women pretty sure that's not gay

*gets the entire republic of ireland in a headlock*

SAY IT

SAY BLUE WERE BETTER THAN WESTLIFE

>>73531119
>reviews australian contributions to /brit/
ah yes, very ironic.

>>73531156
gramps can't handle the bantz

wew

>using selfies
no, you should be using photos other people have taken. otherwise it looks like you have no friends.

>people seriously want Buckfast to lose their charitable status
get a fucking life, Jesus

>>73531176
yeah... "looks like I have no friends"... hahahahaa .....

>>73531174
should have used a 'z' instead of 's' in gramps. would have made your post more aesthetic.

don't care

this is a reply to a post someone made earlier, not gonna point out which one though

>>73531202
aezthetic bants

dont care

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[revs microwave–oven]
[subsequently breaks–down door into runt's home]

>>73531103
Oh I think you are right.
Oh ik denk dat je gelijk hebt.

>>73531155
B*witched was better than both

DON'T CARE

>>73531280
>>73531280
>>73531280

man don't care bout all that

>>73531243
I don't remember Shirley being a character on it, but I didn't regularly follow it when 'twas on.

Africa should be downgraded from a continent to an island for sucking so bad.

The rule should be a continent is a large landmass that with something of worth upon its surface.