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Heimlich maneuver edition
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Fuck Drumpf
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and fuck
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sports
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the sporting
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/CHI/ perhaps?
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>borepuck
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mcdonalds is shit
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Mustard and mayonnaise are the best condiments. This is a fact.
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>borepuck

yes cause american sports are so intense
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>>73526908
do NOT insult my pure irish heritage
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>>73526908
for me, it's the mcchicken, the best fastfood sandwich
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>>73526882
every single one of those is a colloquialism that wouldn't be accepted on a paper at université de montréal or in a courtroom at the palais de justice at place d'armes, nor would they ever be uttered in a newscast from radio-canada. that's the kind of language you'd hear in a belle province restaurant or working class home
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>extra mcchicken sauce packets
what did he mean by this
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>>73526916

>he doesnt watch the MLB playoffs
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lacrosse is fast
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Is this a new meme, where you don't directly quote the person you're greentexting?
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>Is this a new meme, where you don't directly quote the person you're greentexting?
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>trustfund stick
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just shat my pants when i found out californian cuck calling hockey boring prefers baseball

the dumb CHI literally took the name 'boreball' and applied it to hockey, what a dumb fuck
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I've nothing to tell. I'm done with the shit posting. Apparently there's a limit.
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>>73526914
I dip my fries in mustard.
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>luckswing
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read my post
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>you
>you don't

>>73526947
>greentexting?
greentexting
>>73526947
>Is this a
>>73526947
>>73526947
>>73526947
>>73526947
>new meme
>>73526947
>>73526947
>directly quote the person you're
>you're
>>73526947
>>73526947
>new meme, where
>>73526947
>>73526947
>>73526947
>>73526947
>>73526947

maybe
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>just shat my pants when i found out californian cuck calling hockey boring prefers baseball

>the dumb CHI literally took the name 'boreball' and applied it to hockey, what a dumb fuck
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974
shan't
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you're so fat your hand ran out of table space to mouse up for quoting my post
ba da ba ba ba
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>tfw real nigga hours soonish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb_sRsTeKRs
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what are the chances my team winning tomorrow?
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>>73527007
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sleeping with socks on

yay or nay
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>>73527019

yay

toasty feet > cold feet
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>>73527011
1/2
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>>73526990
wanna see a pic of my dad?
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royals
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>>73527019
One sock on, one sock on. You lose a lot of heat through your feet, so one sock off for ventilation. Take the other sock off if you're too hot.
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>>73527011
YOUR team? Show me the papers, Mr. Billionaire.
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>>73527019
I sleep with all my clothes on including my socks.
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>>73527007
oh shit this is groovy

also its 2:30 on the beast coast RNH is in prime mode
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>>73527041
One sock on, one sock off*
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>>73527042
>nashville
>billionaire owner
No, they even have a negro on the team to keep the payroll low.
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I should probably stop drinking so much
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whitest sport: golf
blackest sport: basketball
most asian sport: starcraft
sport belonging to the ethnic canuckistanis: curling
most exciting sport: rugby
most boring sport: baseball

definitive, all other sports are irrelevant
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>most boring sport: baseball
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>cherry blossoms are going to start falling soon
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There are exciting sports?
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>>73527007
have you been to sayres lake?
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>>73527123
the players are literally fat
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pennsylvania would beat chifornia in a war
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>>73527147

boston is not an accurate representation of the entire league
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>>73527108
>sport belonging to the ethnic canuckistanis: 5 pin bowling

ftfy
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>>73527108
the whitest sport is hockey, 95%> white players
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north american culture is fact, canadian culture upon closer inspection and canadian culture, upon closer inspection, is quebecois culture
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hockey players are cringe but they absolutely drown in puss
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hey
pitching is hard, hec at bat is harder.
an overall fun sport to play. piss off mate.
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>>73527132
wouldn't be surprised if another windstorm blew them all away sometime soon sadly

>>73527144
negative, usually just got to Cultus Lake despite it being obnoxiously busy in the summer
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>>73527132
that's a picture of a mexican city
I don't who you trying to fool here
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>>73527162
sailing is even whiter
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do canadians get to do fun water stuff like tubing on their lakes or is it too cold most of the time?
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>>73527186
It's possible to play hockey and not be a douche
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>>73527155
Bwahston.
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>>73527132
girl in the back virgin walking
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>>73527207
Of course we do that shit. Going out to the lake is a pretty standard Canadian summer activity
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>>73527207
its quintessential, and we have far more lakes than you guys.
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>>73527209
Hockey isn't too big where I live so the few players we have try to hard to emulate a stereotypical hockey player
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How do you get better at cooking, guys? Everything I make is terrible.
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>>73527196
I'm camping with friends there in june. do I need to use a tent or if I have a nice sleeping bag can I just sleep under the stars?
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>>73527207
yes, going to a local lake is a canadian must in the summer
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Anyone else here started identifying with their state more than the country because it pisses off Europeans?
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>>73527207
fun fact the lake i spent my summers on growing up lies on the american border and has a maritime border crossing
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>>73527254
Practice until you find a recipe and method you like. Cooking is way more robotic than people realize.
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>>73527207
too cold is relative

lakes get pretty warm by august, shallow ones can easily hit 70
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>>73527209
this tbhfampai
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>>73527255
haven't been camping in awhile, but I think it would be pretty foolish not to bring a tent. The chance of it raining is always pretty high in the BC Lower Mainland
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>>73527258
何をする?
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>>73527250
Yeah it's pretty fucking cringe.

My highschool hockey team was really bad for that shit. They would wear suits to school the day of a game, slick their hair back like fucking faggots, etc.. The football team was pretty cringe too with how they all the same edgelord haircut.
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>>73527296
even in late june?
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>>73527312
my schools volleyball team (lol) got mohawks and the principal made them shave it
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>>73527197
it was 'part' of new spain for a while
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this shit has the most disgusting after taste, jesus christ I brought a 6 pack just to try it and it's fucking gross FUCK Milwaukee
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>>73527331
Best beer available is The Barking Squirrel.
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>>73527331
Is it babbys first American beer?
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>>73527223
how cold is too cold? Where i live is pretty much always warm enough to go to the lake and it seems a shame to only use your lakes for a couple of months
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>>73527331
>Drinking mass produced American beer

I don't know what you really expected
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>>73527312
dress code is a thing in hockey
even pee wee does it
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>>73526945
Watching the final game of the world series (and the super bowl (fuck the pats but that was thrilling)) with /sp/ and seeing all the foreigners get converted was something I'll always remember.
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>>73527321
weather is usually pretty nice then but i'd still bring one, it really does rain a lot in that area
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>>73527353
>>73527362

American mass produced beers like Budweiser and Bud Light taste way better than this garbage
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>>73527331
Only reason to drink mgd is ordering it at a burger king in europe.
High life and lite are fine but weak as piss.
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>>73527356
Eh, as long it's not abnormally cold it doesn't really matter. Anything above +10C would suffice. Once you actually get in the water you adjust fairly quickly. It's actually pretty common for people to prefer cooler temperature because the water feels warmer somehow than if it's like a really hot day
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>>73527356
>it seems a shame to only use your lakes for a couple of months

>never played shinny and gone with the boys for a glass of milk after
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>>73527398
ok. have you heard good things about the lake?
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>>73527367
The fuck does wearing a suit to school have anything to do with a hockey game you play outside of school?

I don't get it
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Already 3 am haha
Haven't started any homework haha
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>>73527312
>using the term "cringe"
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>>73527426
well your never get the joy of playing soccer with a bunch of 40 year old mexicans in july and seeing a man suffer a heat stroke and die on the field
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>>73527453
so you don't have to change before the game?
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>>73527515
pennsylvanya
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>>73527502
is this a common occurrence?
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>>73527502
I once saw a indian get arrested during a soccer game
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just went to the bathroom and the lightswitch was WET
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new rlm was godawful
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>>73527545
yes, mexicans typically like to play soccer
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>>73527569
sorry, left some of my urine on it. Last time, I swear.
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>>73527609
they haven't been good in a few years desu
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>Canada
>winning a single game in """"""""""their""""""""""" sport

pick none
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>>73527617
How is Alabama? me and my buds always wanted to take a road trip down south. Any good places there to visit? Do you guys like Canadians?

>>73527648
rude
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How many boyfriends have you had /cum/?
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>Why yes I care which country wins a game
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About to pay $60 for shoes due to recommendations from /cum/
They'd better get me laid buds

Lots of shekels being spent here
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>>73527711
zero, because i'm not gay
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>>73527648
my city has the most stanley cups and canada has the most gold medals in olympic hockey and the most world championships
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>>73527711

0, because Im straight
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>>73527718
smear some dirt on the white part beforehand
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>it has been 24 (TWENTY-FOUR) years since any canadian team has won a stanley cup
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>Why yes I make sure to let everyone online know I'm not gay
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>>73527718
I always score well at thrift stores desu. I get /fa/ shoes for 20 bucks that qties always compliment me on.
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>>73527755
Yeah I figured, I work outside so it shouldn't be too hard
I hate super white shoes
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>>73527755
Aside from that is it less autistic though?
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>when little Canadian kiddie juniors think they have a chance against wise old Californian veterans
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why are PA hockey teams always on top
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>>73527757
Because your country has more jews for funding good hockey teams.
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i wish to be held
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>>73527841
embarrassing post
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I straight eat a bullet and spit fire
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>>73527841

so take your investments out of chinese real estate and maple syrup refineries and invest in canadian teams
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>>73527853
*helds you*
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>>73527841
how do you even make money off owning hockey teams that do well? ticket sales? Americans don't even really watch hockey?
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>>73527884
you're warm

thank you
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>when the literal GOAT of your sport is in the house for his own team's first playoff home game in eleven years and you lose
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>>73527881
>take your investments out of maple syrup refineries
why would anyone do that ever?
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*blocks your path*

WOOF!

what do you do?
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>>73527897
>Americans don't even really watch hockey?

compare our populations. The amount of Americans who do watch hockey fill up your country.
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for real fuck the canadiens of montreal there is no more quebecois in the team might as well move them to ontario they already have 2 shit teams so it will make one more
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>>73528001
butthurt the nordiques got scrapped
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>>73527984
pet the white one
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>>73527998
fair point. I guess merchandising is where the big money is then?
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>>73527984
pet all dogs

cry because i don't get physical contact with other living creatures very often
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>>73527841
>canadian hockey's problem is the only jewish ownership is in edmonton

oddly enough ottawa isn't owned by a jew
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>>73527984
remind them
>black labs matter
and watch them fight themselves
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Lets sell the habs to ontario and move our team to quebec city and only hire quebecois players we would win the stanley cup every year
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>>73528096
kys, the best canadian hockey players come out of Ontario or Alberta/Saskatchewan
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>>73528021
Yes. I appreciate Canada's undying love for the sport, but here in America every prole is going to go out and buy tall he newest merch for the recent American meme team to win the Cup.

Also I lived in Chicago for a bit some I'm very jaded.
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>braindead
>newfag
>namefag
>pepper

filtered
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Well, after the upcoming nuclear holocaust, I think the best thing to do would be to get a dog
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>>73528130
oh remind me the last time a player from saskatchewan was better than patrick roy or maurice richard? fuckin loser

just bergeron giroux and letang with martin brodeur can beat a full canadian roster

http://www.rds.ca/grand-club/billet/lnh-24-qu%C3%A9b%C3%A9cois-parmi-les-100-meilleurs-joueurs-de-tous-les-temps-1.1274821

Oh would you see this, it seems like 25% of the best hockey players of all time are Quebecois

Remind me again who produces the most hockey players? Oh, its not quebec? Oh okay alright buddy
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>>73528231
ha its funny you say that im looking for a dog too but not for paranoid delusions
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>>73528231
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>>73528096
>our team

>owned by molson family
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>>73528313
i mean we make a new team but we dont have money for this shit
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>>73528240
>Remind me again who produces the most hockey players? Oh, its not quebec? Oh okay alright buddy
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Cīņā iet ir brīva vīra daļa,
Cīņā mirt ir brīva vīra daļa
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I havent the faintest idea what this spanish assignment is saying
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>>73528337
Exactly moron

Quebec produces 1/4 less players but has 1/4 of players in the hall of fame of all time

AND the best goalie of all time
AND the best player of all time
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>>73528337
do u know why we are the best ?

its not because of physical superiority

its in the mental

we dont play fuckin sissies on ice we come to win because thats how were raised
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>>73528402
gretzky
orr
howe

which one was french?
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the only hockey players I know are Osgood and gretzky
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>>73528496
dont make me laugh, the rocket can skate circles around them
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>>73528540
it's 3:50am in your time zone
you're using English
about a player who last played 57 years ago
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>>73528496
Here is a quote from our friend Howe

"Rocket had that mean look on, every game we played," Howe, 71, said of his former rival Saturday night. "He was 100 per cent hockey. He could hate with the best of them. (Chicago's) Stan Mikita would yap at him and he'd go nuts.

"But with all respect, he set the standard to chase, and that was the scoring and also his total ability. ... He was a tremendous influence in the league and for the French population of Canada. A lot of people attracted a lot of respect around the league, and he was one of them."

How many stanley cups did Howe win his team?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpRLQZkTb8
>>73528518
for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zZ2Ynygf8k
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>>73528591
so instead of admitting it, you try to divert the question?


maurice richard is the best hockey player of all time

the man had the heart of a thousand men if he was prime minister instead of hockey player we would probably be sovereign today
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>>73528634

>1 hr

man, its already 1 AM
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Go to bed
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>>73528634
>that piano intro
>playing an epiphone casino specifically because john played an epiphone
made me think
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>>73528690
what number on the list is he
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>>73528819
what list? i dont give a fuck about a list
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Babe ruth is the greatest baseball player of all time
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I am the greatest baseball player of all time
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ASSTITS
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>>73528952
>the only Mexican post
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>>73528938

whats your name
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>>73529010
I'm the spirit of the american people. I'm you, I'm everyone in God's favorite country. except that faggot babe ruth
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>>73529039

George Herman Ruth Jr was more of an American hero then you could ever hope to be, you little queermosexual
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think I'm gonna start playing FFXIV desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0KB9Ep2h3Q
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>>73528999
mexico is better than usa
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>>73526876
2bh i am a little worried since for the first time in history there is an actual possibility that the WW3 might start any day now.

what do you guys think about it? i know america is stronger than both russia and china combined but still? would you join your military to fight us if your government asked you to?
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>>73529073
best MMO I played before I quit MMOs for good 2bhwyf
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>>73529111

despite what your news might be saying about us, we dont enjoy going to war at the drop of a hat
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>>73529143
>tfw everyone casually talks about WW3 when the youngest draftable generations are the most spoiled people on earth
Really don't think it's going to happen this way...
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putting off my spanish homework this long was a mistake
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>>73529347
Why do homework? Are you some kinda nerd?
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>>73529143
lies.
majority if americans literally beg their government to send more troops in syria. you love war, it's like a reality show for you.
https://www.rt.com/usa/384526-63-us-voters-intervention-syria/
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>>73529111
>implying China wouldn't stay out of it then take Manchuria once the US was done whipping Russia like a Polish hooker
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>>73529411

"more involvement" doesnt necessarily mean troops on the ground. They mean UN intervention or drone strikes
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>>73529411
>www.rt.com
Come on now...
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>>73529433
Or firing rockets at airstrips and not even blowing them up, apparently.
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GEE, ITS ALMOST 2 AM

LETS INVITE OUR FRIEND OVER TO PLAY MADDEN
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>>73529411
>Russian accusing other nations of jingoism
>what is Crimea
>what is Georgia
>what is the Baltic
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How do you spot an illegal immigrant by pure sight?
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>>73529573
Sombrero, serape and faint mariachi music playing in the distance.
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so they invite even more people over

unbelievable
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>use faceapp
>young and hot filters look almost exactly the same
A-am I cute??
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cum is dead
>>
Tēvzemei un Brīvībai
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canadians have not won a stanley cup in over 20 years
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>>73531182
America hasn't won a war in 70 years.
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>>73531349
stick to easter spam you shit eating bogan
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cumpill me on Guy Fieri
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>>73531569
If you can't use Australian words right, please don't use them. You don't do either of us any good.
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>>73531584
king of flavour town
>>
>>73531584
rumoured to be in contact with ja/ck/
>>
Friendly reminder that your body is your vessel and that you need to be active and eat healthy

Please take care of yourself anonymous, I worry about you and you're my friend
>>
*continues to live like a junk food eating sloth*
>>
>>73531738
this
stop drinking estrogen water and get a bad goy filter
stop using stuff with Bisphenol (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A)
eat more veggies, steamed so you dont lose nutrients
dont put anything hot near plastics
>>
run every day but eat too much junk food and sweets 2bh
have awful poos
>>
>>73527711
2
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>nurse comes at 4am EVERY FUCKING DAY to draw blood from every patient
Because sleep isn't important for the healing process I guess
>>
>>73532509
this kills the deep sleep
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>>73527984
pet them all and help them find their owners
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>>73532747
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>>73533566
sleeeep
>>
*sits on chair*
*looks at watch*
*stares at canada*
*waits for someone to post something*
>>
>>73533696
Too late
Gonna watch W. in twenty mins till brekkie
>>
Watching Iron Giant rn tbqh lads
>>
>>73534159
Wanna see my iron giant?
>>
>>73534215
No
>>
>>73534215

>>73534265
she actually meant to say yes
>>
What were white people thinking when they elected trump? Man you guys really set yourselves back. You were supposed to be the smart ones.
>>
>>73534317
That I didn't want to give the left another 3 supreme court justices
>>
>>73534317
White people weren't the only ones to vote for trump, anyone and everyone who voted for him is to blame.
>>
>we shouldn't get involved in Syria
>*gets involved in Syria*
It's not even funny anymore
>>
>>73534576
It's kinda funny
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>>73534576
>paying attention to his Twitter
>ever
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>>73534411
I actually find that a liberal court is more in line with our constitution.

>>73534481

White voters were the massive majority, they dropped he ball on here.
>>
>>73534826
Judicial activism isn't in line with the Constitution

Judicial review isn't Constitutional in the first place
>>
tfw sparring for tekken 7
fucking nerds gotta get shrekked
>>
>>73534968
>fiting gamz
>>
>>73534826
He wouldn't have won if only whites were voting for him.
>>
>>73535125
what do you play fucking pokemon X__DD?
>>
>>73535317

The problem is that democrats didn't come out to vote. Most say the crazy media coverage that trump got is to blame, the more news stations played his clips, the more cult like his followers became. On the other side the more clips of him that democrats saw vs the ones from Hilary the more they though that there's no way this man could ever make it as a politician of any level, let alone be the potus.
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Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes
>>
>>73535715
>playing vidya
>>
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-syria-gas-idUSKBN17F18D

wew

same level of proof
>>
>>73535925
Did you ever decide on what you're changing your major to?
>>
>>73535984
english lit
>>
>>73536056
Nice
>>
>>73536185
thanks
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>>73536194
>>
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why is the south so shit
>>
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>>73536338
It isn't
>>
>>73535734
If they hadn't shat all over Bernie they wouldn't have lost, they lost all that support the second they did that.
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>>73536338
>Mississippi
Don't...
>>
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>>73536294
>>
registered for my courses for next semester just now
>>
>>73536884
lmao!
>>
>>73536884
I did that at 5
>>
>>73536922
debate me
>>
>>73536970
*gives you my point of view and ideas*
so, your turn
>>
>>73536963
I actually did it at 8 but there was a problem with the Spanish I needed so I didn't finish until just now
>>
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detroit has a very cozy feel to it 2bh sempai
>>
>>73536572
More like the DNC already chose Hillary bc she was status quo. Also Bernie was good b4 doing BLM stuff
>>
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>>73537019
STOP USING MEME-ASTERISKS
>>
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>canada
>>
>>73537362
jk I wanted a free you, now give it to me
>>
im hittings levels of power fantasy that should not be possible
>>
cum lol
>>
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>>73537389
ok fine, here you sweetie
>>
>>73537439
*gains admiration for the dane*
>>
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>>73537425
>>
>>73537481
*approaches you so we can make out*
>>
>two ugly fat men pretending to be cute little girls on a taiwanese knitting forum
>>
>>73537680
stop ruining our roleplaying
>>
>>73537790
*walks to you while holding a Big Mac, muttering about the "LGTBQEU"*
>>
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Danmark is cute. CUTE!
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Canada is cute. CUTE!

Kiss me
>>
>>73537993
Fuck off, denmark was flirting with me
>>
https://twitter.com/Forever_Lucid/status/852510629940342784
>>
Hello good afternoon guys!
>>
>>73538229
Fuck you
>>
>>73538211
Summary?
>>
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>>73538467
You fuck yourself fat Faggot.
>>
Mornin' cumbums
>>
>>73538211
>libs say Trump is controlled by Russia
>while they side with russia and believe russian lies
>>
>>73538545
The times of the planes leaving and the attack show that it occurred before the planes left the airfield

The area is under Al-Nusra (Al-qaeda affiliate) and they're the sources on the ground
Al-Nusra has also used chemical weapons in the past
>>
>breakfast is going to be half hour late and cold again
Those cunts are lucky it's free or I'd heem them
>>
canada and the us is literally the same country but with different names
>>
https://youtu.be/OHQh-xtWcAw
>>
>>73538796
B-but muh healthcare
>>
>>73539085
Most whites have healthcare and that's what matters
>>
id gladly eat an american girl out, but they have smelly anuses lol
>>
Name 1 (ONE) reason attorneys should be allowed to exist
>>
>>73539806
I can't

Trial by Combat and Ordeal are the only legitimate ways to determine guilt
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>>73537680
me and you can do the same thing
>>
My breakfast is going to be colder than an Eskimo pussy fucjinf food service noggers
>>
DOCTOR DOCTOR

PLEAAAASE
>>
>>73540094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im2SmCrJrU8
>>
Butts and stuff~
>>
>>73540133
not available :^(

i blame the jews
>>
I just might make a new thread, idk desu
>>
>>73540294
Don't you fucking dare until 310 or I WILL alert the jan man
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>I WILL alert the jan man
>>
New
>>73540621
>>73540621
>>
>>73527659
there's little rivers canyon, dismals canyon, monte sano national forest up in north alabama. in the middle you have idk what, negros and nascar. OH, if you're into shooting sports, we have the CMP range in Talladega, the "best" range in the US
in the south you have the white sand beaches of San Destin and a quaint town on a lake that i drove through, Eufaula Alabama. i'd like to live there some day.
>>
Finally breakfast time lads
>>
>>73538796

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hZ5gTYMk8Y
>>
>>73540765
>those are still white people up there. just because they're on the other side of the invisible line doesn't mean they're not going to act like white people
what a brainless "cuck"
>>
>>73541085

Ha yeh anon! He'd totally be telling it like it is if you replaced the word white with black.

HAHA he's such a cuck.
>>
>>73541954
what a waste of a post
>>
>>73540765
I listen to his podcast :)
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